I went to highschool with this kid, and the mind blowing part is, dude was really well off already. His family had money. He was generally well liked and smart. I don’t get it.
It’s addiction bud it’s never going to make sense . Your brain doesn’t have trouble regulating your impulses , his brain has extreme trouble to the point where the high for him is actually losing the money and needing to find a way to pay it all back . I know that sounds like the dumbest thing but it’s 100% true . I was in rehab with one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen in person and I’ll never forget her saying “ I don’t care if I die I’m never going to stop booting , they are going to have to keep sectioning me if they want to keep me alive “ and this girl was not saying it for attention she was detoxing and did not give a fuck anybody noticing her.
Probably the greatest heists in NFL history are probably those team owners who get taxpayers to pay for their new stadiums and/or incentives to move from one town to another. You might also talk about the ownership structure of NFL teams. From what I have read the NFL long ago limited the number of owners in a team and had to have a principal owner. Before it had been rather wide-open. Only the Packers escape that by having been grandfathered in. For the rest, they are a small select group that have a sort of old-boys club. Correct me if I am mistaken.
You're very much wrong about what the structure is for ownership groups. For one, there can be up to 25 members of a group. Which, I don't know, doesn't seem exactly small. And also one principal owner had pretty much been the norm since the league began. The Packers are and always have been an oddity.
People who air this kind of grievance with NFL owners act like these cities get no benefit or having an NFL team with an updated stadium. The NFL generates a ridiculous economic benefit for each city that more than accounts for stadium tax money. On top of that you get an NFL team to root for so…
That's a must watch reality TV series in the making if I ever seen one. Make gamblers bet on severity of their sentences with a ability if can win 3 in a row of being pardoned
Kinda gotta respect it lol. It makes it more crazy when you remember he was in the building, saw how the organization was run and said "ima bet my whole future on this"😂
No NFL heist will ever be as crazy as the guy who stole Tom Brady’s SB 51 game jersey. For background: Some time right after Tom Brady and the Patriots’ historic comeback, Brady realized his game jersey was missing. The NFL and the police conducted a thorough investigation and found the assailant. Police then raided his home and not only found the SB 51 jersey, but also happened to find the jersey Tom wore in SB 49, as well as a helmet worn by Super Bowl MVP Von Miller in his SB 50 victory. For those keeping score, that’s three pieces of gear worn by three different Super Bowl MVPs in back-to-back-to-back years. He probably would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t flown too close to the sun.
I feel like everyone has a moment where they realize 95% of finance is basically the honor system and a vague threat you might get caught down the line if it gets out of control.
But why the Tiger Woods 1996 putter? Was he superstitious? Did he take it gambling with him? Reenact famous putts as betting rituals? Too many questions...
$265K for a condo is reasonable. It's how much I paid for mine. Which makes it so weird considering his other purchases (e.g. $95K watch). His watch cost 1/3 of his home. I mean, it's all stolen, so I'm probably looking at it too logically, lol.
@@whysoserious4464 it's his personal little toybox with his live action figures to live out his coked up nepo baby fantasies while keeping him away from the Khan empires core based
6:40 Couple of guys who worked at a Jimmy John’s I worked at tried this same thing. These people never plan for the event in which they lose everything
Obviously it’s easy to say without a gambling addiction, but if you can steal millions without getting caught, why the fuck would you ever use it to gamble… …on the JAGUARS???!!!
Remember, if you have a problem that is disrupting your life; ask someone, anyone for help. don't be ashamed. Your friends and family will have a much easier time supporting you emotionally then they will financially. Get the help, the resources are out there.
I remember watching the Cowboys versus the Deadskins with Heineke as QB, they were trailing but had a lot of momentum and I made a sporadic desicion to do a mid game bet on the commanders and won more than I’ve ever made in my life on a gamble. All of it was gone by the weekend, betting on stupid fucking props in games and races. I can’t imagine what $25,000 feels like losing versus $350
This video makes me wonder how many people are out there who ARE quietly embezzling money in such a way that they'll never get caught. There has to be tons of people who have the willpower to skim off the top without attracting attention. I have a company credit card but...um....yeah, not gonna risk a penny.
I worked at a place a while back that had corporate credit cards that I would use for flights/car rentals and such as I traveled. One dude got fired because he used his card to pay for his wife's boob job. That was it, just thought I'd share with the class :)
You: "Why would you steal money from one of the poorest organizations in the NFL?" Me: "Fraudsters don't really care how well off their marks are. Just that they are marks."
Just arrested in Australia. Female Pay admin working at a Farm producer company. Stole $1 million over 5 years. Out of that total, spent 188k on Candy Crush ( internet game ) 😮 Yep, using the depression card. To try and stay out of jail. These people are delusional 🙄 🤦
Patel. Ah yes. I graduated high school in 2004 and we had 32 Patels that graduated with us.. how is it possible for them to all have the same last name. They smell like curry, were smart as hell and were generally nice people.
I went to highschool with this kid, and the mind blowing part is, dude was really well off already. His family had money. He was generally well liked and smart. I don’t get it.
Those are usually the worst ones
People always want more.
addiction
When your spending money on 100k dollar watches, you know you're up to no good already.
It’s addiction bud it’s never going to make sense . Your brain doesn’t have trouble regulating your impulses , his brain has extreme trouble to the point where the high for him is actually losing the money and needing to find a way to pay it all back . I know that sounds like the dumbest thing but it’s 100% true . I was in rehab with one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen in person and I’ll never forget her saying “ I don’t care if I die I’m never going to stop booting , they are going to have to keep sectioning me if they want to keep me alive “ and this girl was not saying it for attention she was detoxing and did not give a fuck anybody noticing her.
Probably the greatest heists in NFL history are probably those team owners who get taxpayers to pay for their new stadiums and/or incentives to move from one town to another.
You might also talk about the ownership structure of NFL teams. From what I have read the NFL long ago limited the number of owners in a team and had to have a principal owner. Before it had been rather wide-open. Only the Packers escape that by having been grandfathered in. For the rest, they are a small select group that have a sort of old-boys club.
Correct me if I am mistaken.
Real con artists.
You're very much wrong about what the structure is for ownership groups. For one, there can be up to 25 members of a group. Which, I don't know, doesn't seem exactly small. And also one principal owner had pretty much been the norm since the league began. The Packers are and always have been an oddity.
@@kyletucker3811you said the same thing he did with different words….
People who air this kind of grievance with NFL owners act like these cities get no benefit or having an NFL team with an updated stadium. The NFL generates a ridiculous economic benefit for each city that more than accounts for stadium tax money. On top of that you get an NFL team to root for so…
@@nasdaqqqq4994 I think you make an insanely good point
Imagine if the judge offered him to gamble on his sentencing by saying you can choose between 10 years or “until the jaguars win a Super Bowl” lol
Viewers in 2034 please update us on the severity of this sentence
Holy shit that's incredible
That's a must watch reality TV series in the making if I ever seen one. Make gamblers bet on severity of their sentences with a ability if can win 3 in a row of being pardoned
bruh.. thats 3 life sentences lol
Seeing as how the Jags are winning it all next season, he’d have a 1 year sentence then? Got it.
Brandon "I'm obligated to mention Russell Wilson in every episode" Perna
🎤🎙️ drop
Even after the abuse ends, it takes time to process the trauma.
@@poststalone1496No. He's literally legally obligated. They tore up Russell's but they can't find Perna's. I heard Stidham used it as rollie.
What I'm hearing is that 21 million is the limit?
I pray you’re joking.
Indeed. Unlike the salary cap, the tolerance level goes down at about the same rate. So knock 3.5% off last years total number. Sayyy 19.5 to be safe?
What a guy, he showed his loyalty by betting on the Jaguars!
Kinda gotta respect it lol. It makes it more crazy when you remember he was in the building, saw how the organization was run and said "ima bet my whole future on this"😂
@@GRaider2014even as a jags fan I can’t bet on the jags
@@macmayas4822 Spoken like a true Jags fan
“And I didn’t even commit a crime i just got an education” 😂😂😂
I thought this was going to be about Urban Meyer.
Or drafting Lawrence as #1...who now appears to be an average NFL QB
@@pigdroppingshe’s appeared average since he got to the league
As a vibe, it's adjacent to that though. Seems very disorganized and messy
He is he only starting qb in the draft so it wasn’t a bad pick
@@pigdroppingshe’ll be better next year he really wasn’t as bad as his stats last year
No NFL heist will ever be as crazy as the guy who stole Tom Brady’s SB 51 game jersey.
For background: Some time right after Tom Brady and the Patriots’ historic comeback, Brady realized his game jersey was missing. The NFL and the police conducted a thorough investigation and found the assailant. Police then raided his home and not only found the SB 51 jersey, but also happened to find the jersey Tom wore in SB 49, as well as a helmet worn by Super Bowl MVP Von Miller in his SB 50 victory.
For those keeping score, that’s three pieces of gear worn by three different Super Bowl MVPs in back-to-back-to-back years. He probably would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t flown too close to the sun.
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Milk or the o/u on the dolphins 😂
I feel like everyone has a moment where they realize 95% of finance is basically the honor system and a vague threat you might get caught down the line if it gets out of control.
But why the Tiger Woods 1996 putter? Was he superstitious? Did he take it gambling with him? Reenact famous putts as betting rituals? Too many questions...
Because it’s a Scotty. It’s probably the best Newport you could own lol
Brandon was really proud of that corner/safety bit, and I don't blame him.
Seeing the $250/mo "repayment plan" made me fall over. That's downright atrocious
I would have requested 220$. 250 is a tough ask
Jesus God the cutting corners and safeties joke went deeeeep. Well played Perna. 😅
$265K for a condo is reasonable. It's how much I paid for mine. Which makes it so weird considering his other purchases (e.g. $95K watch). His watch cost 1/3 of his home. I mean, it's all stolen, so I'm probably looking at it too logically, lol.
I always keep one eye on my $4 rubber watch.
Keeps just as good time as a $95,000 watch.
You should talk about how Tony Khan, Shad Khan's son is stealing hundreds of millions from the jags to fund his terrible wrestling company
The company isn't bad.. it's not WWE (which no wrestling company will ever come close to) but fanboys will say different
Shao Khan doesn’t wrestle, he competes in mortal kombat.
@@Landoftheignorant😂
@@whysoserious4464 it's his personal little toybox with his live action figures to live out his coked up nepo baby fantasies while keeping him away from the Khan empires core based
Base
Such poor internal controls.
He bet on the Jags against KC? You can’t send him to prison he insane
This was very well put together. Crazy story.
Will Brandon ever make a video that doesn't have Russell Wilson in it somewhere?!
Or 🦜ing about Mr. Deshawn Watson and his proclivities...
@@defensaiyans. Watson should keep getting mentioned, never let people forget what a scumbag he is.
@@defensaiyans.Fuck Watson, he deserves all the hate lol
He's putting vehicles and condos on his credit card and he didn't get caught? How incompetent can the Jaguars org be?
Don't underestimate the Khan family when it comes to being incompetent...
@@theothesir Oh, I'm a wrestling fan and I'm fully aware of the incompetence of Tony Khan.
Missed a golden opportunity to use Al Pacinos quote in 2 for the money "I'm GAMBLIN' AGAIN!"
Still less than the 38 million Russ and the Steelers are stealing from the broncos this season
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I figured he would've been associated with Tony Khan and AEW, rather than his father's NFL Franchise lol
Brandon “Tell me it’s the off season without telling me it’s the off season” Perna
He's like if Jason Mendoza went into finance. Did he bet that Blake Bortles would get back with the Jaguars?
The wait until UFL season has been hard on Perna
The funniest part is the Jaguars want the gambling site to give the money back.
Knowing how bad the Broncos were ran I’m surprised they weren’t the subject of this
6:40 Couple of guys who worked at a Jimmy John’s I worked at tried this same thing. These people never plan for the event in which they lose everything
Is Patel the actual identity of LORD TACO?
NICE Urban Meyer simile. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
J.C. Jackson stole $82 million from the Chargers.
😅
4:15 ey wtf why would he work for the Jags when he could've been Derek Jeter's body double?
This was a crazy story.
"It was his interpreter!!" Ohtani
I'm surprised he didn't attempt to get the jaguars pay him in gift cards
Obviously it’s easy to say without a gambling addiction, but if you can steal millions without getting caught, why the fuck would you ever use it to gamble…
…on the JAGUARS???!!!
Funny how highlights of success for the jaguars ALWAYS include something from their early regular season win over the ravens. Lol.
This is the kind of content I subscribe for Perña. Keep it up
The funniest thing about this is that once he realised he might get caught, he used the Jags money to get a defence lawyer on retainer.
You should do a video on Art Schlichter.
As a Steelers fan I think, What a Jag 😅
Hey Brandon, would you ever print some merch… like shirts… that have all those funny nfl parody logos?
Remember, if you have a problem that is disrupting your life; ask someone, anyone for help. don't be ashamed. Your friends and family will have a much easier time supporting you emotionally then they will financially. Get the help, the resources are out there.
I remember watching the Cowboys versus the Deadskins with Heineke as QB, they were trailing but had a lot of momentum and I made a sporadic desicion to do a mid game bet on the commanders and won more than I’ve ever made in my life on a gamble. All of it was gone by the weekend, betting on stupid fucking props in games and races.
I can’t imagine what $25,000 feels like losing versus $350
This video makes me wonder how many people are out there who ARE quietly embezzling money in such a way that they'll never get caught. There has to be tons of people who have the willpower to skim off the top without attracting attention.
I have a company credit card but...um....yeah, not gonna risk a penny.
An Indian scammer? No way
I worked at a place a while back that had corporate credit cards that I would use for flights/car rentals and such as I traveled.
One dude got fired because he used his card to pay for his wife's boob job. That was it, just thought I'd share with the class :)
Damn, that money could’ve been **checks notes**, almost a 1 year contract for Calvin Ridley
Dude probably socked some away somewhere
A Nisan you kidding me he should go to prison for that alone,22 million dollars and you buy a Nisan truck?
The Grand Larceny Michael Thomas pulled on the Saints🤧💀💯
Keeping a criminal defense firm on retainer is the low-key most hilarious item on his spending list.
4:26 as an accounting major lol
Few organizations can be such a paragon of incompetence.
Ridiculous, rehab gets your sentence reduced. Nonsense.
Tiger woods putter is crazy
Shahid Khan is probably pissed
You: "Why would you steal money from one of the poorest organizations in the NFL?"
Me: "Fraudsters don't really care how well off their marks are. Just that they are marks."
Don't think they are too poor if it took them a year to figure out 22 million is missing.
Lol lawyer said he gambled it... yup its all gone , sorry. Definitely didn't keep any of it. Wink wink
The last 5 seconds of this had me in tears laughing. System is really something huh
Please link where you got the date the Jaguars are the second poorest team in the nfl. That’s a bold statement without data to back it up
Brandon "I've chosen my Creed" Perna
Subscribed bruh..you the truth…that boy said “if I spend 95k on a watch, that shit not only better tell the time, but the future as well” 😂😂😂
I’m so thankful that sports betting is boring AF to me. Imagine giving money to a league that already nickel and dimes you.
11:27, Perna as a young Gerry Adams. Our day will come.
Just arrested in Australia. Female Pay admin working at a Farm producer company. Stole $1 million over 5 years. Out of that total, spent 188k on Candy Crush ( internet game ) 😮 Yep, using the depression card. To try and stay out of jail. These people are delusional 🙄 🤦
Patel. Ah yes. I graduated high school in 2004 and we had 32 Patels that graduated with us.. how is it possible for them to all have the same last name. They smell like curry, were smart as hell and were generally nice people.
What ever happened to burying money? Stash just a million of that money in a spot only you would know and come back after your stint to collect it.
Chase claypool for the bears is an underrated recent robbery lol
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!
There needs to be a movie made about this
and here's the EVEN CRAZIER story of the man who stole $38M from the Broncos (Russ obviously)
lol Wilson is the real crook, he took all that money to Pittsburgh lmao
(22,000,000÷78)×12=3,384,615 a year, not a bad salary for a 6.5 year contract in any sport...
This story is like Owning Mahoney
Seems like a really light sentence.
If you win the lottery, don’t gamble.
If you’re a millionaire, don’t gamble.
If you work for the NFL, don’t gamble.
You already made it.
They woulda wasted it on players salaries anyways. Same same!
you'll get double the sentence if you rob a liquor store with a gun.... Lesson - go to FSU and go into Finance
Brandon "I've chosen my own creed, but will never listen to Creed" Perna
Yag-Wires.
Perfect timing given all of the Ohtani stuff happening in the mlb
I thought it was gonna be about Mac jones
Moral of the story; quit while you’re ahead!
Hi I'm Brandon "And I thought Russ stole all the money" Perna
Let's go!!!!
When it comes to robbing the Khan family ask about a solid chunk of the AEW roster.
Brandon, you're always fantastic
Great choice of Creed . ❤❤
For ever like this gets I’ll eat one salad with ranch dressing
7 years in Federal “pound me in the ass jail.”
$250 for the next 100 generations!
Thought this was about Trevor Lawrence
I expected this to be about their GM.
Perna cosplaying as CoffeeZilla..
Nice Creed reference