How I beat the Hardest (and Dumbest) GTA 5 Challenge Ever Made

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    If you want to play this very fun, very cool, very enjoyable challenge then you can download my mod here: www.dougdoug.com/gta5racemod

  • @MordBirb
    @MordBirb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16698

    If there is anything I learned from all this, it's that doug's chat is made entirely of gambling addicts and people who enjoy suffering unnecessarily and I couldn't be more proud of this community

    • @HannaBerrry
      @HannaBerrry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      and people suffering from the aftermath of divorce

    • @JettSvart
      @JettSvart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      Divorced gambling-addicted masochists... that's about right.

    • @svgaming263
      @svgaming263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      thats the twitch community alright but here in the youtube comments we only have bots ready to tell us that yes it is finally here

    • @johnt.190
      @johnt.190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And people who would probably give money to evangelists in the hopes they would be blessed with wealth. /s

    • @dogpound9851
      @dogpound9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sir it’s not an addiction it’s a hobby that I can’t stop even if I wanted to and I don’t want to stop

  • @doesthiswork1969
    @doesthiswork1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4177

    Doug shouting “get out of the road!” to terrified pedestrians on the sidewalk as he intentionally drives on the sidewalk is the best thing I’ve seen today.

  • @Tesoro1996
    @Tesoro1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4361

    I laughed so much when you swapped to Jesus car and suddenly all the cars miraculously avoided you. 😂

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I think the main thing is, the jesus car forced him to do the one thing that you need to do to beat this challenge, which is going slowly. The racecar was a good car from a handling perspective, he just drove it too fast.

    • @starstorm5338
      @starstorm5338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They didn't want to mess with Jesus

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It has the Divine Protection passive skill

    • @jonghyeonlee5877
      @jonghyeonlee5877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jesus took the wheel, what can I say?

    • @apotato878
      @apotato878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jonghyeonlee5877 our god...

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    My favourite part about Doug's streams is that every ten minutes a new viewer could join and witness a completely different first impression of him. Whether he's trying to determine the legality of suing for your v-card, wearing a makeshift baby bonnet or playing the best GTA V of his life.

    • @cherokee0580
      @cherokee0580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      or wearing a maid costume because he raised 100k for an otter

    • @lakecarter6954
      @lakecarter6954 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@cherokee0580 true

  • @MarkSmith-vv5zi
    @MarkSmith-vv5zi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    11:37 doug went dutch mode
    “just a few more points, believers”
    “some goddamned FAITH, chat, we need FAITH, chat”

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4557

    "I'll give it 5 attempts, it doesn't seem that hard."
    _9 & 1/2 hours later_

    • @LuckyOwl_7
      @LuckyOwl_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lmao
      I lost so much believer money 😭

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Your profile picture makes me question If the internet was a good Idea...

    • @dimitrisdimitriou4747
      @dimitrisdimitriou4747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@thejuggercat the internet has doug doug and that is the only thing you need

    • @literal-garbage
      @literal-garbage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My man’s has 2 of the same bots in his reply’s

    • @aymandayoub422
      @aymandayoub422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ain’t no way your pfp is a pregnant Swampert 💀

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7449

    DougDoug: *Hits someone on the Sidewalk*
    DougDoug: "Get out of the ROAD!"
    Yeah, that'll hold up in court.

    • @blakeslone9820
      @blakeslone9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Don't you know the famous quote? Road is where the car is.

    • @ThrawnIsAlive
      @ThrawnIsAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Was just going to comment this, It was so funny!

    • @ryananderson5702
      @ryananderson5702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just yell "RIGGED" and your conviction will be overturned immediately

    • @SilkieDino
      @SilkieDino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @that guy and a he is also a licensed cop-doctor

    • @_marou_
      @_marou_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't you know? In most asian countries, everything is road

  • @MyNameIsntImportantreally
    @MyNameIsntImportantreally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Without context the “all I’ve had for twelve hours is olive oil” just sounds like Doug is being punished by his Italian parents

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He always seemed to be Italian and Scottish simultaneously

    • @daveplaysgg6500
      @daveplaysgg6500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      90% of "Italian" olive oil is from Spain

    • @nagitokomaeda161
      @nagitokomaeda161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And somehow american

    • @day7163
      @day7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@xdsmile5359 And German... kinda

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol Germans can be strict they give Asia a run for their money

  • @angelicaschuyler1011
    @angelicaschuyler1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    4:02
    Ah yes, how dare that pedestrian be using the sidewalk

    • @Be_quiet_L
      @Be_quiet_L ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Ah yes doug goes on the sidewalk, he sees this man running, hits him with his car and yells WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF THE ROAD

    • @redheat465
      @redheat465 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best moment frfr

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Often while I’m driving I tell my gf “if you have a problem with my driving, stay off the sidewalk.”

    • @froxdoggaming3385
      @froxdoggaming3385 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      12:35??

  • @ydiesel2214
    @ydiesel2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I think it's adorable that his lawyer friend had to look up what a "v-card" was XD

    • @BigGengar13
      @BigGengar13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It’s kind of insane though, like you would think someone who went through medical school AND the police academy would know what a v-card is, right?

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@BigGengar13 He lost his so early he never even realized he had one

    • @DasDieDerErik
      @DasDieDerErik ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@OneFinalAutumn Dougdoug-Lore: Parkzer FUCKS

    • @Wade_in_your_water
      @Wade_in_your_water ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Parkzer, despite being smart, doesn’t know anything about pop culture. He has seen everything jacki Chan had nothing else

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      (Disclaimer: he is not a lawyer)

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    This stream was so long that people were going to sleep and waking up and Doug was _still_ trying to complete it.
    It's even madder that the same thing happened with the voice commands challenge a few streams later. lol

    • @jayjasespud
      @jayjasespud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's the one where he was on a scooter, right?

    • @cirnocard5710
      @cirnocard5710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was toodle piping for ages

    • @ianfan426
      @ianfan426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      there's so many bots

    • @svgaming263
      @svgaming263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      OMG YES that literally happened to me with the voice commands stream and it shows just how dedicated doug is to complete these stupid challenges

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I watched it for a bit, took a nap, taught a night class, and then watched it again when I got home for like two hours until he beat it. It was amazing when I realized he was still live

  • @kirat2009
    @kirat2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    as funny as hitting the guy on the sidewalk was, the best part was obviously:
    "watch out doug!"
    (he takes his eye off the car to read the message and dies immediately)

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Timestamp

    • @crossthekira99
      @crossthekira99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@sunbirth4795 18:57

    • @pogstache
      @pogstache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      To this day it’s unclear whether Doug’s chat predicts the future or manifests it through sheer will

    • @cyberlemon9840
      @cyberlemon9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@pogstache Z crew predicts the future and A crew manifests it

    • @Linguini_Guy
      @Linguini_Guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, he was warning him
      Someone had to do it
      He's just lookin' out for him :]

  • @indyjon3s
    @indyjon3s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    being a believer for this stream was the most depressing period of my life

    • @yeet3108
      @yeet3108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      did you sell your kidneys, small intestine, and your kids?

    • @BigGomer
      @BigGomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same I spent all my points so many times

    • @indyjon3s
      @indyjon3s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@yeet3108 I sold my kidneys, both my intestines, my kids organs, their bodies, my wife's organs and her body, my car, my home

    • @axeldahlstrand3257
      @axeldahlstrand3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did u make points when he won?

    • @Ohthats_tj
      @Ohthats_tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I sold both my arms and I lost money I was so sad

  • @vetreas366
    @vetreas366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Is this challenge actually hard? It doesn't look that hard" was amazing to hear.
    Tempting fate is one thing but this is luring, seducing and then spitting in fate's face.

  • @killergarfield
    @killergarfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    17:30 I love how confused his lawyer is when he asked
    "Is he trying to sue to get his virginity back?" 😂

    • @ceraunoashe9134
      @ceraunoashe9134 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This poor lawyer has one hell of a client

  • @hazmann4598
    @hazmann4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Love how this stream went from a friendly checkpoint challenge to Doug trying to convince his chat to sell both of their kidneys and undergo dialysis.

    • @GreenSpyro
      @GreenSpyro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Do not forget the legal sue for a lost V-Card.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    Remortgaged my house just so I can be a dedicated believer

    • @99P3rc3ntD3ad
      @99P3rc3ntD3ad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Silence bots

    • @neffrey
      @neffrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      it appears that every bot on the planet has arrived

    • @NotSnak
      @NotSnak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@neffrey Finally They're here.

    • @tytbmbutterboi6664
      @tytbmbutterboi6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good man

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Patterrz So THAT'S what you do with your Subnoodle money!

  • @SirRadington
    @SirRadington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Doug, driving on the sidewalk yelling at a pedestrian: "you asshole get out of the road!"
    spoken like a true american

    • @Arslan35
      @Arslan35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i almost choked laughing

    • @modulusshift
      @modulusshift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4:01 I lost it here

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. Fuck the overcrowded roads. I always drive on the sidewalk.

    • @darutucaruti9980
      @darutucaruti9980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damn murica

  • @nathancongdon248
    @nathancongdon248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “You don’t need your small intestine, you can just stretch the big one out.”
    Okay but this is literally true, I’m not even joking. DougDoug is now a certified doctor.

  • @anotherfandom
    @anotherfandom ปีที่แล้ว +28

    11:52 "we are gonna be swimming in organs by the time this is over" Quite a visceral image.

  • @smorebob2418
    @smorebob2418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The reason he struggled so much was because he challenged other people to do it, making it no longer a problem that no one has.

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trueee

    • @Gondorf5
      @Gondorf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is now a problem for gambling addicts.

    • @FateStayN1ght
      @FateStayN1ght 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he does say "... where WE solve problems that nobody else has".

  • @xxshadowfamexx9956
    @xxshadowfamexx9956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    As a teacher I sometimes plan lessons in my evenings, and one night I was up until 3am.
    This stream was live in the background for 6 hours whilst I was working, and when I finally finished I tuned back in right at 19:40.
    As I went to bed it brought me immense pleasure knowing I wasn't the only person suffering at that moment - RIP to all the believers!

    • @louis9856
      @louis9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait were they betting with real money???

    • @MeltedSea
      @MeltedSea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@louis9856 no

    • @shitfacejohnson4085
      @shitfacejohnson4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@louis9856 there are points on twitch that you earn through watching
      thats what they're using for the bets
      as far as I know you cant buy these points either
      so no real money was involved

    • @prorocco6449
      @prorocco6449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the song at 18:27

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shitfacejohnson4085 Can confirm. Some streamers offer rewards that points can be redeemed for as well, like highlighting a message so that it's more likely to be seen, or fun special emojis. Points cannot be bought, and are earned via time watched. The betting aspect is basically just gambling with monopoly money; nothing serious actually lost or gained, other than bragging rights and pride, and seeing numbers go up or down

  • @nbblerxc
    @nbblerxc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "You assholes get out of the road"
    -Doug seconds before hitting pedestrians walking on the sidewalk

    • @thatoneguy7191
      @thatoneguy7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was absolutely cackling at that

  • @davidthedumbest
    @davidthedumbest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:36 “whats up jesus” that just simplely describes what half of my highschool life was like (by that i mean everyone called me jesus due to my hair)

    • @Hakaimono
      @Hakaimono 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yo same

  • @zerobonnie0969
    @zerobonnie0969 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can’t believe this is they last video with hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems no one has

    • @vastthepenguin
      @vastthepenguin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First. Yeah it’s vary sad we could all annoy him to bring it back but would it be the same

  • @lamergamer8211
    @lamergamer8211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    I truly want to have faith in Doug but at this point I can’t justify it financially.

    • @connorhabrecht9480
      @connorhabrecht9480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I've been looking forward to "it" for decades now, I can't believe "it" is finally here.
      Finally.

    • @jdat6960
      @jdat6960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I've lost too many livers

    • @themightypotatodevourer
      @themightypotatodevourer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Take one more bet and It won't be your problem anymore

    • @WTWAK
      @WTWAK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Clearly you still have fingers, and you can get like 5 bucks for those

    • @γιώργοςγιόφτσος
      @γιώργοςγιόφτσος 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You are not a true believer then

  • @lduckk
    @lduckk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    I love how every video both chat and Doug find something stupid but hilarious to make that videos theme.

    • @lduckk
      @lduckk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Obi wan Kenobi :OOO

    • @ThorRuneHansen
      @ThorRuneHansen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They didnt bite on the olive oil this time!

    • @emirulin5323
      @emirulin5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Them finding atleast one joke that ends up lasting the entire stream is most of the charm in Doug's videos. It's even better when some jokes recur in other streams. You could find one of the least interesting looking videos in Doug's challenge playlist and it'll still be great because everyone in chat is still depressed after breaking up with their wives.

    • @lduckk
      @lduckk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emirulin5323 Yes, exactly

    • @Supercris25
      @Supercris25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still trying to figure out dog cheese from the skyrim video.

  • @Leviathan56
    @Leviathan56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    This is possibly one of the funniest videos yet, the twists, the organs, the lawyer intervention

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      God damn these bots are relentless

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now this is truly the hardest challenge on this channel; avoiding Bots.

    • @killergarfield
      @killergarfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viderevero1338 is there was ever a speedrun in encountering a bot comment in a comment section, I can guarantee someone will have the WR in less than 5 seconds or more.

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3:57 *_races down sidewalk and kills a guy getting out of the road_*
    _"GET OUT OF THE ROAD"_

  • @gregbohnert2789
    @gregbohnert2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Parkzer might genuinely be the funniest person I've ever heard speak. The fact that he tries so hard to be serious despite the utter nonsense going on kills me every time.

  • @two-robinjays
    @two-robinjays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    i remember my first dougdoug stream, where he called all of chat gambling addicts. nice to see that he’s gone from condemning us to supporting us 🥰

    • @Phyrenia
      @Phyrenia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah! I made a mint off that voice command stream when he won at the end!

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it is a video, which one is it.

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vabel what if I’m 1 years old and divorced

  • @SeraFilmYT
    @SeraFilmYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Props to CyVoltage for the amazing edit! I feel like his style is a little more playful than Doug's and Berry's with tighter cuts and more graphics and I think it works really well!

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    4:01 Not Doug telling the person on the sidewalk to get out of the road..

    • @vortrexion
      @vortrexion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually can't believe the bridge man is here... wow

    • @revenant6371
      @revenant6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheetahh? didnt expect you here whats up man

    • @turnaround5513
      @turnaround5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your texture pack

    • @Deadgye
      @Deadgye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paused to come to comments to make sure somebody already said this so I didn't have to.

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wait if its not doug then who is it

  • @iLL873
    @iLL873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Thank you so much, for all your inspiration and joy that you've brought us. We believers thank you.
    - Half a brain floating in a bucket

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " Where is your GOTT DAMN FAITH, CHAT? You're always doubting every judgement I make! One big believer payout, then we have enough points. We find us a boat, we move to Tahiti and we buy a farm. "

  • @soulair2628
    @soulair2628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "That's not how cars work" - Doug, who makes cars yeet at incredible speed every 10 seconds and has his own car explode the very second it gets damages in the slightest way imaginable

    • @chinyereudeh3405
      @chinyereudeh3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro I am so sorry for your reply section 😭

    • @literal-garbage
      @literal-garbage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chinyereudeh3405 it’s honestly sad

  • @KaanKarcan
    @KaanKarcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    4:01 I like how Doug says "Get out of the road" even though the guy is on the sidewalk.

    • @psychotropicstate
      @psychotropicstate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHA

    • @steelvenom330
      @steelvenom330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Morbius 🅥 BEGONE BOT!

    • @Instantur
      @Instantur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Accurate Los Angelas driving

    • @themightypotatodevourer
      @themightypotatodevourer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are all these links spams bots?

    • @nkhan4813
      @nkhan4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@themightypotatodevourer yes ffs dont click any links

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Man spends 9 and a half hours trying to fix his own issues. That's dedication. These videos are pure gold

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man spends nine hours fixing problem he created

    • @Spubbily01
      @Spubbily01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His problems no one has.

  • @NicoleMay316
    @NicoleMay316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching without checking the progress bar is the best. You keep asking "Is this the one? Will he get it?"
    It's especially nice because I don't need to watch 9 hours of a stream and there's music playing that makes it more entertaining.

  • @dmjohnston
    @dmjohnston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    18:15 I didn't make it to this point in the stream, and now I so regret it. I laughed *SO HARD* just now seeing him tape that onto his head xD

  • @ConnortheCanaanite
    @ConnortheCanaanite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I love how as each failed attempt passed your face starts to age more and more from the sheer suffering. It’s like your soul is leaving your body slowly.

    • @elimanic7925
      @elimanic7925 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Genuinely, man is more than a touch paler than he was when he started.

    • @RlCHIE
      @RlCHIE ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you LOVE that?

    • @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774
      @ccfffvbbbbbffg1774 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@elimanic7925More than a touch lmao. Bro goes from pink skinned baby to high born vampire.

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    The guy at 18:58 is a real bro for warning Doug about that incoming car

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I’ve been watching this channel for over three years and I can confidently say I have never seen Doug as purely broken as he was at 19:49

    • @ScavrelAndRandallIsHot
      @ScavrelAndRandallIsHot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Morbius 🅥 cring

    • @ScavrelAndRandallIsHot
      @ScavrelAndRandallIsHot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jurassic World this is just how to make a cinnamon roll

    • @Denter86
      @Denter86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The pain in his eyes was so genuine...

    • @ClockworkBees
      @ClockworkBees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shoot, you're right. This challenge was the most brutal one yet, and that's saying something.

    • @henrimasquelin6424
      @henrimasquelin6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      naaah the dk island is worse
      th-cam.com/video/3Hts5QJizK0/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=DougDougDoug
      probably even worse

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was the very first DougDoug stream I actually caught part of.
    It had been going for seven hours and I knew EXACTLY what part of the DougDoug cycle it was in.
    I wished him luck and moved on. I didn't even stay long enough to learn that betting was an option.
    That being said, I love ya Doug, but I would have been rich really quick if you know what I mean.

  • @thatoneduck4836
    @thatoneduck4836 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn that pencil spin at 13:18 was hella smooth! Also good video! Very funnies.

  • @Not_Aaron_
    @Not_Aaron_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    19:49 The amount of agony you could hear in that voice was honestly horrifying.

    • @yakro3449
      @yakro3449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That seemed real

    • @jessesins7380
      @jessesins7380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think 19:30 tops it hahahah

    • @WTFMANify
      @WTFMANify ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sounded like he watched his child walk into the road and get hit by a garbage truck going 84 miles per hour in a 35 mile per hour zone.

  • @turtleclan747
    @turtleclan747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Lift up the couch cushions. See if someone left a kidney in there." - DougDoug best quotes 2022

  • @Baby_boodle
    @Baby_boodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    This was absolutely hilarious. Watching that stream VoD over the course of like a whole-ass week and seeing it compressed into this video is perfect.

    • @weewoogee
      @weewoogee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ywnbaw trooner

    • @IssyMomentTTV
      @IssyMomentTTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignore the two dumbasses above me. You're a beautiful woman and you deserve the world. 💙💓🤍💓💙

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being so obsessed with trans people that you have to leave a hateful comment on a youtube comment section on a comment and video that are entirely irrelevant to trans people

    • @speed9553
      @speed9553 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@weewoogee what

    • @weewoogee
      @weewoogee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@speed9553 idk man that was 2 years ago im not decivering my gibberish 👻

  • @altaccount7556
    @altaccount7556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    No one can say Dougdoug hasn’t suffered for his success lol

  • @cabbage1791
    @cabbage1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know you probably won’t see this but I’d like you to know how much your videos brighten my day. Your goofy antics and hilarious sense of humor always bring a smile to my face even if I’m having a hard day. Thanks you so much and keep up the great work man

  • @ShadewDonger
    @ShadewDonger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Doug's lawyer friend might be my favorite parts of this channel. It's always gold when he shows up.

    • @yoshi_923
      @yoshi_923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What other videos does he show up in?

    • @zephyr7285
      @zephyr7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yoshi_923 From what I remember they were contacted in the "Skyrim with one hit point videos" I'm not sure about other videos tho

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hes like the perfect comedian's straight man

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshi_923 check out the parkzer vod

    • @garretgamer1361
      @garretgamer1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@yoshi_923 As far as I know, Parkzer only shows up in the "I brought a Real Lawyer to teach me Gun Safety" video on the 2nd channel.
      The guy in the "Skyrim with one hit point" videos was Jack, who is a different person.
      Parkzer does show up on Doug's stream every now and then, and it's always a treat.

  • @billychambers6400
    @billychambers6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I was there for this stream and it was FANTASTIC! the vod is amazing.

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally it’s here
      th-cam.com/video/TiC8pig6PGE/w-d-xo.html

    • @billychambers6400
      @billychambers6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonystrangio another bot? Buzz off

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billychambers6400 I’m actually not a bot I was just messing around lol

    • @billychambers6400
      @billychambers6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anthonystrangio I'll get twitch chat on u if you're lying

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@billychambers6400 no like I’m legit not lying lol I’m not a bot just doing a funny

  • @keshinorino
    @keshinorino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “Get out of the ROAD” -Doug while running over a man who is clearly on the sidewalk. Gotta love it lol

  • @RowanBreen
    @RowanBreen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I absolutely love the fact that 99% of deaths are of either random people who weren’t driving by the law or safely, or getting sniped from long range by the mod.

  • @logic9680
    @logic9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I like how he has a lawyer friend who just answers his stupid ass questions with deadpan seriousness

    • @abigriffin9496
      @abigriffin9496 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A lawyer cop city planner friend with two guns

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abigriffin9496Who will shoot him without hesitation for any reason

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Parkzer is the mayor and legally owns a gun.

  • @frenzberry
    @frenzberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I just wanted to say: the editing in this video is amazing. its so funny and just fits the vibe of the stream and channel, and run simultaneously. We need to show more love for editors

  • @KTG690
    @KTG690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I just love how consistenly, he ends up immediately failing the moment he tries to brag about how well he's doing. Unless there's some editing or programming magic going on behind the scenes, it's majestic.

    • @Tekni
      @Tekni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Unless he sometimes voluntarily fails so people will keep betting and losing ?

    • @johnchumas7099
      @johnchumas7099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Clearly not a believer

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think the thing is, it's hard to tell if a challenge is going to be hard or very hard because you don't know how many standard deviations of luck is required at your peak performance, and the difference between 2 standard deviations and 3 is about the difference between requiring 45 runs and 700.

  • @friedcircuit3770
    @friedcircuit3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love all your videos you and chat just have this different connection than most other streamera

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “All I’ve had to eat is olive oil” is a amazing sentence if you don’t know the lore around Dougs oil consumption.

  • @Pulsarnix
    @Pulsarnix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems that no one has" is such a simplistic, but great, intro and it's straight to the point.

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/TiC8pig6PGE/w-d-xo.html
      Finally it’s here

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it really is, I agree.

  • @winz3318
    @winz3318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    we demand you to have another stream with Parkzer
    man is a legend

    • @zitrusking8640
      @zitrusking8640 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he will even shot him

    • @laplue
      @laplue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man we need a shot

    • @akira-qr4qm
      @akira-qr4qm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who

    • @laplue
      @laplue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akira-qr4qm the gun

    • @m.zangdar6987
      @m.zangdar6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      our favorite cop lawyer

  • @Legendfish1111
    @Legendfish1111 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    4:01 i love this bc he is running someone over on the sidewalk while he says get out of the road

  • @lightning8889
    @lightning8889 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    21:35 the way his eyes widened

  • @funman9702
    @funman9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:02 "You asshole get OUT OF THE ROAD!" Dougdoug says as he drives over the sidewalk

  • @tonyduong7711
    @tonyduong7711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    21:36 I love how Doug’s eyes grow wide at the near miss

  • @REAL_SportsTalk
    @REAL_SportsTalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The crazy part is that he has another GTA 5 challenge video coming out (hopefully soon) that's basically this challenge but he can only control his vehicle with voice commands.

    • @zirc_
      @zirc_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TOODLE PIP

    • @REAL_SportsTalk
      @REAL_SportsTalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zirc_ FORTISSIMO

    • @tentativegazer
      @tentativegazer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MOR(user has been banned)

  • @steamedtoast64
    @steamedtoast64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Believer strategy:
    1. Sell kidney to European hospital
    2. Bet on Doug
    3. Lose
    4. Go to Europe
    5. Go to the hospital you sold kidney to
    6. Get free transplant, and get your kidney back.
    7. Repeat

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For a second I thought this was a challenge where the chat was controlling Dougdoug's game and was confused on how they had any chance of doing this lol.

  • @NebulaClad
    @NebulaClad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    19:48 actual grief. like the reaction of a mother learning her son died in the war

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    19:49 is the most genuine DougDoug scream I think I've ever heard

  • @JosherJosh
    @JosherJosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    4:17
    Doug: "I'm kind of f'ing cracked right now"
    Random voice: "you got lucky, buddy"
    **Boom**

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael has a voice, so random

    • @FigureGunplaFan
      @FigureGunplaFan ปีที่แล้ว

      *_WHY DID HE TURN TO THE_*

  • @Jassifrickanation
    @Jassifrickanation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the type of content I wish more creators would aspire and the thousands of hours of additional viewer footage makes me proud.

  • @mysticxiiii
    @mysticxiiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The NPCs aggressively changing pace to scud missle the car with their knees is absolutely priceless. 😂

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Hey Doug, been feeling down ever since my wife left me for selling my childrens' intestines to finance a GTA challenge of questionable necessity and ethics. Thank you for the pick-me-up.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I never saw him actually beat it, but he came close many times. I more than tripled my bits that day, only to lose them all over 3 consecutive bets believing when he was finally making it to the very end and dying like a block away every time!
    I was definitely there for 14:36. I think I came in when the stream was like 5 hours old, left after 9, and he still wasn't done.

  • @DUBUND3AD
    @DUBUND3AD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hey Doug, hope you're doing good man. I have quite a bit of sporadic down time at work, and your content makes it a lot more enjoyable. Thank you for being a smile bringer :D

    • @keeparguing611
      @keeparguing611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your comment must be a trick

  • @MrName-su4np
    @MrName-su4np 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:47 Don't look between the couch cushions, sell the couch entirely!

  • @yakro3449
    @yakro3449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Legendary video. Can’t wait to see other challenges Doug creates

  • @DegmoGrandfather
    @DegmoGrandfather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    16:59 The whole part was just hilarious

  • @thebreadboi5205
    @thebreadboi5205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    DougDoug: “Get out of the road!”
    Also DougDoug: driving on the sidewalk.

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Can’t wait for part two when Doug beats the challenge using only his voice

    • @masonma2026
      @masonma2026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He actually tried this exact same challenge using voice commands on stream!
      It also took him 9 and a half hours.

  • @chikinnungetsucks1801
    @chikinnungetsucks1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:18
    Doug: “Im Kind’ve fucking cracked right now 😃”
    Michael: *”YOU GOT LUCKY, PUNK!”*
    **Fucking Dies**

  • @dadeamatic3772
    @dadeamatic3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really do love the way Doug commits to the bit. The game is so much more fun because of it!

  • @vikki2702
    @vikki2702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    13:18 smooth asf pen spin

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    4:18
    Doug: I'm kinda fuckin' cracked right now
    NPC: YOU GOT LUCKY PUNK
    Doug: **explodes**

    • @leowolfe1
      @leowolfe1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was searching for this comment lol

    • @totallynothatguy
      @totallynothatguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leowolfe1 be the comment you want to see in the world

    • @FigureGunplaFan
      @FigureGunplaFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_WHY DID HE TURN TO THE_*

    • @kikosawa
      @kikosawa ปีที่แล้ว

      @jameshewitt8971 and not "punk", but "buddy"

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I love the Tahiti callback. This is truly the “Doug” multiverse. I hope the organ jokes can coexist with the marriage jokes

    • @MazHazPazzaz
      @MazHazPazzaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh definitely, I mean as a part of my divorce my wife took half my kidneys in the settlement. Sucks that she took half of both of them though

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MazHazPazzaz Should have specified vertical or horizontal separation in the prenup.

    • @pogstache
      @pogstache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karen took the kids and the small intestine 😞

  • @joshuakim2212
    @joshuakim2212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the last video with “Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems no one has”. Massive F’s for the classic intro.

  • @manofsemantics
    @manofsemantics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the subtle detail of the Red Dead Redemption music when Doug starts to sound like Dutch.

  • @gamingjolt9621
    @gamingjolt9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Thank you for making content it’s getting me through a tough time

    • @satnawk5328
      @satnawk5328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      get well soon :)

  • @PolygonDonut
    @PolygonDonut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This video was a masterpiece

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:34 Doug has some devilishly smart ways to make him fans give him money. Well, some fans will give you just for existing so at least in this case he's selling something cool.

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dougdoug: "So, on my first attempt I only made it half way..."
    Me: "Oh that's not so bad."
    Dougdoug: "...to the first checkpoint."
    Me: "Oh.... Oh."

  • @Catago
    @Catago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “Get out of the road!”- Doug, 2022. While hitting a pedestrian on the sidewalk.

  • @Adoak1
    @Adoak1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Parkser was the fun spike. I still can't believe you have such a talented doctor/cop/lawyer/Tetris champion on retainer.

  • @Blublayze
    @Blublayze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you said what the challenge was, I assumed it was an elaborate troll on your viewers, 'Oh yeah, this'll be easy. Have fun Twitch Chat.' but no. This madlad actually thought it'd be easy and spent an entire day on it. Godspeed you magnificent Doug of DougDoug.

  • @Alice_Goddess_Of_The_Void
    @Alice_Goddess_Of_The_Void 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    9:50 churches be like

  • @Ink-931
    @Ink-931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “That’s 20 attempts, this time I’ve got it for sure!” -looks at video time *intense sigh*

  • @KennisEGG
    @KennisEGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hands down one of the most intense youtube videos I have ever watched