Home Depot | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- I am not a handy person and have no business being in Home Depot no matter how many TH-cam videos I watch.
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Tour Dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
Sat, Apr-20-24 Orlando FL Steinmetz Hall
Fri, Apr-26-24 Augusta GA Miller Theater
Sat, Apr-27-24 Chattanooga TN Walker Theatre
Fri, May-3-24 Portland OR Revolution Hall
Sat, May-4-24 Sacramento CA Crest Theatre
Fri, May-10-24 Louisville KY Bomhard Theater
Sat, May-11-24 Huntsville AL Von Braun Music Center
Fri, May-17-24 Chesterfield MO The Factory
Sat, May-18-24 Cincinnati OH Taft Theatre
Fri, Jun-7-24 Jacksonville FL. Florida Theatre
Sat, Jun-8-24 Tampa FL Tampa Theatre
Fri, Jun-14-24 Greensboro NC Steven Tanger Center
Sat, Jun-15-24 Columbia SC Koger Center for the Arts
Fri, Jun-28-24 Oakland CA Fox Theater
Sat, Jun-29-24 San Diego CA Balboa Theatre
Check out tour dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. - ตลก
I can attest to the accuracy of this lol. A white man saw me looking confused in Home Depot in the wood aisle. I needed very small pieces and they don’t cut them small. This man gave me his number, told me to put everything back and he’d cut me some wood from his personal stock at home. I met him in a public place the next day to pick up the wood he cut for me FOR FREE lol
I am a white dude and I have never seen anyone white do all that for a stranger, cute bullshit story though😂
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 I KNOW WHITE GOLKS WHO WOULD AND WHO DO
@@kenyapressley6706 I think the keyword is you know them, sometimes non white people's stereotypes for white people are bizarre🤣
@@yeahyeahwowman8099 maybe you just are not nice 🤷🏾♀️
@@564Clayton maybe you believe dumbass stereotypes, lol
3:57 “Trinkets sir. I’m not handy, they’re trinkets!” Love this skit.
Ali, you have that casual charisma to surpass Any comedian. Keep grinding bro, you have a wonderful formula
I appreciate that
@@AliSiddiqComedyI’m not sure if you will even see this 😂 but you are one of the best comedians of this generation 🤝🏾🫡 me and my mom love your comedy specials, and she’s a diehard Christian 🤣. The way you structure your sets is phenomenal! All I can do is inspire to become like you and the greats that came before you 🫡❤️ keep being great my Guy 🤝🏾‼️ hopefully I’ll be able to meet you one day and shake your hand 🤝🏾
@@AliSiddiqComedyYou know what they say: If you aren’t handy, you better be handsome. Lol, you surely have the handsome covered.😉
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That casual charisma combined with his unparalleled storytelling ability is a recipe for success.
That old man heard "Brutha" and literally had no time for the Bull$hit😂
This reminded me of a Josh Johnson set where he starts off this story with something along the line of you know how bad an interaction is going to be based off of how many times a person says "hey brotha"
If its once, not bad. Totally normal.
If its "hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha hey brotha"...thats a crack head and its going to be some bullsh!t. 😂
Ofc, its the latter. Its a great set, its on his page on here.
FYI: that's a trick maintenance folk use to get side jobs... Hang out at Lowe's or Home Depot, watch for The Lost or The Confused, help them get what they need -- including the trinkets -- tell them what they need to do, then give them your number "in case you get stuck". They might not call on the garbage disposal, but they'll call on the dishwasher...
[Done it a few times myself.]
I honestly feel like I've been strong armed into having a new favorite comedian. I didn't even know I was looking for one. Bro keep putting out quality content. Keep going homie....
Man foreal.. I agree ..and he is funny as shi*
Agreed
I'm a prick, and I think the writing is great.
This is so funny 😂
Same here I have been watching all his videos today while cleaning house.
Ali is quickly becoming a goat like Dave. His jokes have depth and the punchline is always somewhere around the corner. It hits when you least expect it.
His jokes also work internationally. Top notch
This man is one of the best story tellers out there!
I can say as an electrician i have helped many people who look lost in that section. Giving advice on what to use that's best and its has also given me a bunch of side work. I love this style of story telling and have a new favorite comedian.
This Black electrician agrees with you. I have gotten much side work and awesome discounts in trade just from being helpful to strangers while getting supplies for myself.
And me thinking it was just me who had to deal with our people at home Depot...😂😂😂
Hell nah fam. Hell frikken nah XD
Wait, what?
You actually *TALK* to somebody at Home Depot? I'm calling BS.
I started keeping track this past summer because of a conversation at work; I haven't spoken to a Home Depot employee for my past six visits. Tomorrow will be seven.
Incidentally, I have helped people that looked lost. I do that a lot.
I am an old white guy.
I go to Lowe's because Home Depot employees will make you feel like fighting somebody
He aint lying😂...I've helped people with that confused look & took them to the parts& trinkets section
I've had the ugliest attitude all day, just low vibrational as hell lmao and in 5 minutes you've managed to bring so much joy back into my spirit i'm RL crying. 😭 You purged this anger outta me in minutes. I really need you to make it so, so, SO big. Wishing absolute success and prosperity unto you x's 1,000 Ali. ❤
Wow comedians are really important. Am glad this great comic has such a positive impact
Ali truly does. A friend was negative, a mean neighbor parked in my spit and I'm watching Ali with a smile. All my sadness is gone. ❤
AS is a triple threat: screenwriter/playwright with comedic talent. His 'Home Depot' is twist and turns! Caught me off-guard. 😂 Salute Big Dawg!!
Let’s collectively thank our White Brothers for seeing us confused in the hardware store and immediately helping us out. I usually leave Home Depot or Lowe’s with more knowledge than I went in with 😂
I'm Hispanic and I ain't embarrassed to HAM it up....."hire a Mexican"😊
Facts!!!
Learn English first. 😂😂😂😂😂
Make sure the Mexican don’t got on boots
@@phantom_blade555 4reals!!!!
FACTS they know how to do everything.❤
One of my favorite comedians! Ali Siddiq!
I totally agree! I’m about to watch him live for the 4th time in 2024😉👌🏽
What's the link to the full show? U know it?
This guy gives me a reason to get up. He’s like a modern day Dr Seuss. THANK YOU!
Dr. Seuss??? lol I need this explained please lmaoooo
@@MarayaGavin5839for real 😂😂 I hope he makes a skit out of this
@@qisyn7 lmaooooo yessss 🤣🤣🤣 he needs to make skits out of everything he says lmaooo
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Full show came out in March 2023.
Ali always drop something when we all need a laugh. 😂😂
My Nephew STAY IN Home Depot 😂😂😂😂 He is a Contractor
Man I love a comedian who reflects on day to day situations and Ali is the greatest..real GOAT at his craft.
😂😂”clamps and trinkets” 🤣🤣
Not a fresh ass tracksuit.. but a fresh ass suit!!! Ali goes outside and has new material. Life is comedy😂😂😂
You are absolutely right. They are trinkets!! 😂😂😂
It's his sit down for me.. I LOVE it!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Peace and Blessings Brother Siddiq. You’re a master of your craft.
I'd give a limb just to listen to Alis experiences and outlooks on the world at a BBQ lol
That would be the greatest BBQ ever non stop laughing.
😂😂😂😂 I've had similar thoughts
Learning honor from a pimp sold me on him
Thats dangerous. Aliand food dnt mix. You'd have to call an ambulance
Look man… I’m at the point where I just click any video I see of yours and automatically hit like… then watch. Also your opening “hey” is somehow incredible.
Man I ain't got time for yo bs...lmao😂😂😂😂
Gotta love the way brother Ali tells his jokes. Hes goat of story teller of our generation!
Pure genius. The setup of the bit, the build up and the punchline. Also using creative repetition to establish a running gag, not to mention the elaborate use of props. Genius.
Ali stay bringing the laughs 😂😂😂
Ali Siddiq, one of the most consistent dudes out there I fucking love him man
I introduced your vids to my boyfriend and now I see him almost binge watching them laughing…you are so endearing to listen and watch..much love from the island 🇯🇲🇯🇲
Doctors should prescribe a daily dose of YOU EVERY DAY. You are so humble and hilarious beyond words. Blessings, Love. and PEACE to you always KING.
Can't wait to see you Saturday!!! Welcome to NOLA baby🥰
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALI Siddiq. If anything pop up I ain seen ion care what I'm doin, I watch it or listen. Evn thangs I've seen I'll re-watch just to uplift a down day.. Thank you Ali!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 excellent tag and recall 💐 “i was Late…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too real
Ali Siddiq is the GOAT!!!
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Ali is in my top 5.
He is an amazing storyteller and humorist!!!
My Brotha you always know how to tell a story and keep people entertained at the same time. I see you going even further, so keep up the good work bruh.
One of my absolute favorite comedians by a long shot! Ali you got IT!
My guy I love him. The Domino effect series has been what I needed in my life. Dealing with the loss of my mama Ali made me think about my childhood and how u was raised. Keep going Ali 🐐
You are one of the smartest, most creative comedians I have seen in a long time. Your stories are refreshing and your timing phenomenal! I will see you in Birmingham next month. Keep pressing Ali. Love you Brother
You going to be the next spokesman for Home Depot!!! I could see the commercials now!!! Hilarious as always Ali❤❤
As someone who works at home depot he is absolutely on money with this one 😂😂
When i see Ali's Saddiq's name or face anywhere, I immediately click. Every single video interview or stand-up is worth the time to watch very intelligent, hilarious, relatable, storytelling, comdedian!
I work at Lowes. Yo sista here and will HELP you anytime. Love u Ali😅
This entire scenario is me 😂😂 I'm glad to know it's not just me. Seems like I always end up with better guidance from a random stranger. 😂
Love how casual your intros are. Top shelf
I'll tell you this, I was not handy at all 15 years ago. Now I do all of my repairs myself and machine my own parts. It takes time to learn these things.
Saw you live in Memphis twice. Once at Chuckles years ago, and at Minglewood Hall last Friday. Truly one of my favorite comedians ever. Thank you for everything you've given. Truly funny 🙏🏾
“I was late…”
“…..fair enough….”
😂😂😂😂
Ali siddiq thank you so much I apologize that you have been though what you have been though , with that being said you went through what you went through to not just to become a better man and person but help those/ others through you being honest, real, comedy and story telling you have helped so many people without even knowing or trying thank you so much be safe and happy holidays much love from Maryland United States of America I got mad respect for you my brother as the king you are real talk 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I love Ali's signature stool prop
I definitely can replace a garbage disposal lol
Bruh funny AF I be binge watching his comedy specials alot 💯
OMG……I’m freaking crying and my face hurts 😆🤣🤣😂😂. Thank you for sharing……..much blessings
Ali is freaking hilarious!!! This guy provides life lessons while making you laugh.
TH-cam is the platform G and I can't knock home depo 😂😂😂😂 you truly are a gem.. 💎
this made me HOWL out laughin 🤣😅😁😭
I live in Jamaica, so being able to finally see more of your material was the highlight of my day.
The "I got it" after watching a TH-cam video must be one of the most universal things on Earth. I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
In the Lighting department with a garbage disposal 😂😂
Much love from the Bahamas bro! Your life story is amazing, and your comedy is incredible.
Broooo your jokes are too accurate! Too funny, shared with the family 😂
Frfr the dads at home depot are the best, them dudes know everything
He's my favorite comedian rn .. Hands down 🤣
Yup, you that dude my brother! Always got me rolling! Keep doing your thing. Ma'a Salaam!
Stopping a TH-cam video at Step 4 like I'm a boss when Step 9 says to use a blowtorch I don't own is exactly how I go about life 🤣 Ali, you're the best 🔥💜
Soooo happy to hear the Brother moved away from the prison jokes. Hes hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Keep it going Brother.
Why Ali is funny to me, I like the way you tell your story, the gesture, the expression! This is the type of stand up I am into
*Ali* is the BEST !
Can't wait for to come back to levity live West nyak
_"Trinkets"_ killed me.
I completely feel u...I NEVER read directions and get to step 4 and b effed up at step 6 😂😅
lol the renter to home owner dilemma: crap, I have to fix stuff now? 😂
Love your stage presence! One of the best storytellers there is.
Loved this and your videos!!! Can't wait for what's next! MUCH LOVE FROM THE BAHAMAS ❤️ 🇧🇸
You are my new go to comedian. Love your work.
Ali KILLS it EVERY time!!! Are you EVER coming to Vermont?!!!
That was a contractor staking out customers at home depot.
Li you always gone be the 🐐 joe!!! When Netflix give you that right number I know you gone go hard and come with a dope a special... ALOT of comedians get specials on there completely bomb but I know for a fact THAT YOU gone eat that shit up!! Comedians like you and Corey Holcomb (5150 gaddamnit) gone absolutely break Netflix when they get off that bullshit and pay yall brothers what they owe and what yall worth for your specials... Keep blessing us bro... 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Hilarious once more just wandering around in home depot.
Spot on with the TH-cam learning. Hilarious.
Underrated Comedy, Peace King ✌️
Every time he sits down... you know that "hey." is coming!
Your standup is sooo comforting and familiar but funny, like I'm at my aunties house listening to a story on the plastic couch. Lmaooo the trinkets bit!
His timing and facial expressions kill me 😂😂😂
As a frequent customer at LOWES AND HOME DEPOT the brother is not lying for the most part.
Every showcase Ali sneaker game is LIT!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE
Love him!!! And this is so true! Needed cement for a home project….store was busy and young black guy that worked there said he was busy (he was just standing there waiting on someone)😂 so I’m confused trying to figure out which bags to get. This older white guy looked at me and said “ma’am do you need some help”? I showed him what I needed…..he got 4 heavy bags, put them on the flatbed and asked if I needed anything else! I said no and thanked him….he said no problem…I just hope someone would help my wife if she ever needs help….as I walked away the young black guy was still standing there and said was looking….😮😂. True story
"I'm late, don't have time for your bullshit, gotta go clock in so I can handle your bullshit on the clock"
Much love and respect brother Ali. I can listen to your hilarious stories all day.
Sounds like that man was marketing his business. 😂
You're so funny!! You made a regular story so interesting!!
This guy is hilarious & needs his own TV SHOW & or movie!!!!!
That’s me ALL DAY! “I got it.” with all the confidence at the half video mark. Then all night at Home Depot because I don’t have half the tools I need. 😂😂😂
Greetings from South Africa. I see Ali Sidiq, I click. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I luv the way you tell your stories😂
One of my favorite storytellers.
Man I love all his stand up sets