the logical next step, of course, is to reconstruct the script using random phonemes from the pool in a god-forsaken ship of theseus simulacrum of the original
Glad I’m not the only one using this type of ranking. My fiancé sends me stuff saying “this is unimaginably stupid you’ll like it” and that’s a banger every time
2:15 I don't know why but Skinner nervously gasping and panting, only to teleport to standing while smiling in one frame then teleport into the kitchen the next had me dying
I love how on 2:16 Skimmer goes into almost silent stutter mode for full 5 seconds, followed by him standing for a couple of FRAMES which then IMMEDIATELY followed by him disappearing and the door shutting
I like the part where they say "ham" to each other back and forth rapidly. Also the part where Chalmers walks out the burning house without saying a word.
The fact that people still care so much to make incredibly in-depth "Steamed Hams but ______" memes all these years later is simply inspiring. This must have taken ages. Fantastic work!!
Next steps: -Steamed ham sorted according to morphemes -Steamed ham sorted according to syntactic units -Steamed ham sorted according to semantic type -Steamed ham sorted according to prosodic unit -Steamed ham sorted according to type of conversational turn
Ideally with phonemes in the right order but clips in the wrong order. Like, every ð̠ is swapped with another ð̠ clip, possibly being said by a different character.
@@timothymclean or even remove all ending "r" sounds to be nonrhotic. switch around the /æ/, /ɛ/, /ɪ/, and /ə/ phonemes and now you have a new zealand accent steamed hams!
I disagree with Xidnaf about whether any non-word vocalizations should count as having phonemes, but this video is still fun. EDIT: On second thought, taking out all the words for the actual meal while leaving in all the "uhs" and such is pretty funny.
The fact that the screams for help of Skinner's mom appear mostly in their entirety after more than a minute of mouth noises resonates with me on a deep level
I mean you can definitely transcribe all of the vocalizations as phones. He just didn't count them as phonemes as they don't serve to distinguish lexeme A from lexeme B. This can be argued about, though. Are you thinking about capturing ambient noise?
-Says the n-word on video -Disappears for 4 years -Uses dark magic (timezones) to skip Monday -Disappears for 2 more years -Steamed Hams shitpost Yep, that's Xidnaf alright!
these rare check-ins now feel like a reminder to us that you’re happier with yourself and you’re doing alright. thanks for the biannual gift xidnaf! happy trails in your future endeavours
This channel is what originally pushed my interest for languages and linguistics, and to see this masterpiece is like going full circle, returning to where all began with a new appreciation. Thank you, Xidnaf. Edit: typo.
The fact that xidnaf has enough knowledge to create super deep dives into language and its intricacies, but also enough to purely shitpost. Balance is key🤙🏻
Okay this silent bit at the end is not getting nearly enough appreciation, like seriously. The two breathe at each other and then Chalmers just walks in, Skinner sees his burning stove, Chalmers enters the kitchen, decides he just... doesn't care enough for this shit today, and leaves, then they awkwardly flap their lips at each other until Chalmers eats a burger and gets offended that Skinner laughs at him, so embarrassed, Skinner teleports into the kitchen, and a fire has started, Chalmers angrily breathes at him, and then has the best dumbfounded expression at 2:27, they think for a second and leave without a word as the house slowly burns. Comedy g o l d.
A few mistakes: 1: Counting /ɔɹ/ as /oʊ/ around 1:25 2: Using the symbol for the trilled /r/ instead of /ɹ/ 3: Categorizing all rhotacized vowels (such as in /ˈbɝɡɚ/) as /r/
When you close your eyes during the no phoneme section, it feels like you're listening to one of these rpg games that isn't fully voice acted but the characters will make a noise each time they have dialogue
best enjoyed with subtitles
I see what you did there.
welcome back boy ;)
Very nice captions
we hope this video makes enough ad money for you to afford the therapy needed after this
:3
the logical next step, of course, is to reconstruct the script using random phonemes from the pool in a god-forsaken ship of theseus simulacrum of the original
omg
i would pay someone to do this ngl
Or swap their dialogue with each other's phenomes
I mean, someone already made a python script to rearrange the audio of steamed hams into any other arbitrary audio
The Frankenstein version
0:29 Minecraft strongholds when you punch a silverfish a few times.
PFF-
Minecraft spiders be like:
Didn't expect us to also get "Steamed hams but only when no one is speaking" for free
its a two for one deal, what a steal
Phonemes was just a prelude, preparing us for a masterpiece.
With some random noises thrown in
I literally made that 5 years ago, “Steamed Hams But No Words Are Spoken”, nobody saw though
@@DJL3G3NDwow you really did lmao sorry fam
1:12
Turns into a Banjo Kazooie cutscene for a good moment there
lmao
LMAO TRUE
a.
Leave it to Xidnaf to come back from the grave of inactivity to deliver us a linguistic shitpost
Oh hi
As he should
tru
also, I like your channels, thats all I have to sya lol
Seeing Lingolizard and Xidnaf in the same location is a beautiful sight
2:16 is what finally broke me
Imagine being so socially awkward that you just decide to teleport out of the room
Agreed, that made me laugh the most
i would definitely do that if i could teleport
Absolute gold. Wife descibed it as "the worst one you've shown me yet" 10/10 watched the whole thing
That description is pretty fair - let's hope he amps it up even more.
ur wife has no culture this is a work of art
ONLY an autistic person could make a video like this. Ahhh the autists! What would we do without them?
Glad I’m not the only one using this type of ranking. My fiancé sends me stuff saying “this is unimaginably stupid you’ll like it” and that’s a banger every time
@@queru1ousthis is the kind of relationship some would die for
2:15 I don't know why but Skinner nervously gasping and panting, only to teleport to standing while smiling in one frame then teleport into the kitchen the next had me dying
It's like watching someone in a videogame speedrun entering a bunch of very specific inputs to clip their character through the wall.
Y- u-
*inhale exhale inhale inhale exhale exhale*
🧍🚪
🚪
I love that this is split into one part constant blabbering and the other part is all the awkward silence leftover
No Patrick, Yawning is not a phoneme
sighting
Chalmers yelling "EEE" at 0:54 speaks to me
Choosing to believe that this took the last 2 years to make and Xidnaf has been tirelessly working to bring us this masterpiece.
I think I will also choose to believe this.
@@Xidnaf😅😢😂
In all seriousness, any idea when you will make new videos? The world needs your videos!@@Xidnaf
I came here to say this but knew in my heart that it had already been said
@@chiptuneanimation4492*ignores you*
Person : Makes small noise
The entire library : 0:28
I love how on 2:16 Skimmer goes into almost silent stutter mode for full 5 seconds, followed by him standing for a couple of FRAMES which then IMMEDIATELY followed by him disappearing and the door shutting
he teleported out of that one
I woke up my cat from laughing
This is how he'd ideally leave the situation
that was the funniest shit
777th like
2:10 I love the way the superintendent squints and unsquints his eyes like that
I like the part where they say "ham" to each other back and forth rapidly. Also the part where Chalmers walks out the burning house without saying a word.
2:31 current phoneme: /🔥/
human1011's dragon conlang 😭
The fact that people still care so much to make incredibly in-depth "Steamed Hams but ______" memes all these years later is simply inspiring. This must have taken ages. Fantastic work!!
Steamed Hams but it's actually an excuse to both learn and adapt a useable/employable life skill as well as give people the hooheehahas
0:28 when you walk into the snake section of the pet store
Also sounds like the eating sound in Minecraft 😂
2:24 “no patrick, yawning is not a phoneme” LMFAO
I love hearing certain sounds and knowing where it's from. You can practically picture the rest of "aurora borealis" at 0:49.
/i/ and /oʊ/ are very Seymour heavy. /æ/ is where the hams are.
obsessed with "/æ/ is where the hams are" the phrasing is so funny to me 😭😭
@@Monica-br8pi/æ/! the house of hams!
you know this guy has posts about "deprogramming" people he hates on tumblr?
@@slvrshore5300 who and where?
Next steps:
-Steamed ham sorted according to morphemes
-Steamed ham sorted according to syntactic units
-Steamed ham sorted according to semantic type
-Steamed ham sorted according to prosodic unit
-Steamed ham sorted according to type of conversational turn
I have no idea what any of this -means- memes.😅
But I am 100% here for it.
THIS
- Steamed Hams sorted by each word's etymology
"No, Patrick, yawning is not a phoneme" got me
but is mayonnaise still an instrument
When you’re trying to learn a new language and you’re practicing all the sounds you need to know how to make
0:55 banjo solo
EEEEEEEE *banjo*
i laughed like mario on lava
If you sped up Ned speaking to his cousin who moves in next to Homer on the other side and spliced it with this part it would be intense
Banjo Kazooie NPC, speaking to his therapist
I like the thought that, in theory, you could take everything in this video and re-edit it back into the original video.
Ideally with phonemes in the right order but clips in the wrong order. Like, every ð̠ is swapped with another ð̠ clip, possibly being said by a different character.
somebody somehow needs to do this right now
@@timothymclean or even remove all ending "r" sounds to be nonrhotic. switch around the /æ/, /ɛ/, /ɪ/, and /ə/ phonemes and now you have a new zealand accent steamed hams!
@@timothymclean The current top comment says to _randomize_ it. That would be.... something else. I'd watch it.
Steamed Hams but language hasent been invented yet: 1:38
I disagree with Xidnaf about whether any non-word vocalizations should count as having phonemes, but this video is still fun.
EDIT: On second thought, taking out all the words for the actual meal while leaving in all the "uhs" and such is pretty funny.
a phone (phonetics) is different from a phoneme (phonemics/phonology)
I love the fact that you can understand the skit even though the dialogue has been cut at the end.
Near-perfect video. Would've loved a tiny bit of the fire truck at the end with "Current phoneme: 🚨"
Dang, bet me to it!
The fact that the screams for help of Skinner's mom appear mostly in their entirety after more than a minute of mouth noises resonates with me on a deep level
She's screaming because her brain can't comprehend this linguistic shitpost in all its glory
Now I'm wondering how many of those "Current Phoneme: none" could be captured by the existing Extended IPA.
yeah i def heard creaky voice there
I mean you can definitely transcribe all of the vocalizations as phones. He just didn't count them as phonemes as they don't serve to distinguish lexeme A from lexeme B. This can be argued about, though.
Are you thinking about capturing ambient noise?
Plenty of them are vowel-like exclamations which fit neatly into the vowel chart, I think
@@EnnocbExtIPA is almost exclusively a tool in Speech Pathology to accurately describe disordered speech, lexemes not required.
@@ToastbackWhale You are correct. The uploader makes this restriction.
-Says the n-word on video
-Disappears for 4 years
-Uses dark magic (timezones) to skip Monday
-Disappears for 2 more years
-Steamed Hams shitpost
Yep, that's Xidnaf alright!
It probably took 2 years to sort and splice all those clips. Man, what a rush! Mega respect!
When did he say the n-word?
@@somewony As per the comment, two videos ago. In the "forbidden words" video.
@@somewony In the "Three Types of Forbidden Words" video, among the examples of slurs.
@@somewony "Three types of forbidden words"
2:16 The way skinner just teleports to open the door
these rare check-ins now feel like a reminder to us that you’re happier with yourself and you’re doing alright. thanks for the biannual gift xidnaf! happy trails in your future endeavours
The no speech part is basically the fully understandable episode but awkward and produced in 1920
This channel is what originally pushed my interest for languages and linguistics, and to see this masterpiece is like going full circle, returning to where all began with a new appreciation. Thank you, Xidnaf.
Edit: typo.
0:28 the dream of snakes
0:40 the nightmare of Japanese people
0:44 regular American English
think fascists should be kept out of japan :l
after all this dude has fascist propaganda on his channel
@@slvrshore5300, this is a Wendy's
@@slvrshore5300 what? Where?
I have now learned the entirety of my Linguistics 201 course in 2 and a half minutes. Thanks!
0:28 what people whit a big fear for spiders hear at night
The fact that xidnaf has enough knowledge to create super deep dives into language and its intricacies, but also enough to purely shitpost. Balance is key🤙🏻
ssssssssssssss
Bonus: you can just hear the delightfully devilish at 0:21
The quality content we deserve.
1:19 No, children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.
1:54: /ʔ/
Yes, glottal stop is a phoneme. Pistols at dawn? :V
eh
teacher: now class, what sound does the snake make?
class: 0:30
This is genuinely a fantastic demonstration of what a phoneme is. If I was a linguistics teacher, I would be tempted to play this in class.
I dunno why but Chalmers' *EEEEEE* at 0:55 had me rolling.
Why is this unironically good for giving an idea of the frequency of phonemes in english
Love how from 0:28 to 0:36 was just them shushing eachother after blabbering.
Wow, it’s been a while
The painter carefully lays out his palette
Of all the ways to make a comeback this is certainly one of them
I can *taste* the blood, sweat, and tears that went into editing this. This is a singular achievement, and I enjoyed it immensely.
The return of a legend!
I loved the part where Skinner looks around nervously before teleporting into the kitchen in two frames.
The man! The myth! The legend!
HE'S BACK!! 🎉🎉🎉
Return of the king
@@jaojao1768 *return of the fascist
I love how the there's like sections where they're just baring their teeth at eachother and then sections of like consistent open mouth and stuff lmao
The subtitles truly made it for me. Thanks.
0:28
"Sounds like steam escaping."
This really lets you appreciate lip sync animation.
Nobody:
My pet python when so much as a fly touches her (she gets spooked easily): 0:29
genuinely a high-quality upload
put this back on king, you deserve it 👑
Two years
Two years for this MASTERPIECE
Okay this silent bit at the end is not getting nearly enough appreciation, like seriously.
The two breathe at each other and then Chalmers just walks in, Skinner sees his burning stove, Chalmers enters the kitchen, decides he just... doesn't care enough for this shit today, and leaves, then they awkwardly flap their lips at each other until Chalmers eats a burger and gets offended that Skinner laughs at him, so embarrassed, Skinner teleports into the kitchen, and a fire has started, Chalmers angrily breathes at him, and then has the best dumbfounded expression at 2:27, they think for a second and leave without a word as the house slowly burns.
Comedy g o l d.
the abrupt thumbs up at the end always slays me i love it
i uh.. love explaining to people how your channel influenced me to pursue a degree in linguistics 👍
When they went sssSss ssSs ssssSSSsssSs sssssSs I felt that.
Did you just come back after years for STEAMED HAMS??? OF ALL THINGS?
I love it!!
Best possible comeback possible
Brb showing this to my linguistics professor
1:10
*Completely unchanged screams*
I'm glad people are still making these
I was very excited for a language lesson when I saw your upload, and I mean, this applies in a VERY weird way. Hahaha
Welcome back, we missed you.
The ending without any dialogue is even funnier.
He just casually leaves his burning house of Skinner
Now, this is just ridiculous. Thank you for making this
this was truly worth 2 years of waiting
when skinner yawned, i tried to yawn but ended up hacking up nothing
*goes missing for two years
*does perhaps the most intrecate shitpost I have ever seen
0:27 When someone's being noisy at the movie theater
1:06 "Y̴̢̪̯̜̺͖̬͙͇͓̔͂͆͑̀̋̔̓́͂̓̍͌ę̶͉̼̘͋̒̐̋̓a̵̡̡̢̯̫̮̠̦̩̭͍͎̥̽̓̕͝ͅḩ̴̢̪͇̺̬̣̣̖͓̦̖͇͙̏̃̓̏"
You're right
this has absolutely no business being so funny.
0:06 me when I'm gaming
Were you having a heated gamer moment
nnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Oh my god the fricatives, I’m dying
No Firetruck
incredible. a video for the ages
A few mistakes:
1: Counting /ɔɹ/ as /oʊ/ around 1:25
2: Using the symbol for the trilled /r/ instead of /ɹ/
3: Categorizing all rhotacized vowels (such as in /ˈbɝɡɚ/) as /r/
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Its perfectly acceptable to use /r/ in a broad transcription of English since there's only one rhotic.
Pretty sure hes using a phonemic not phonetic transcription
No Patrick, laughter is not a phoneme either
Did anyone hear something naughty at 0:10?
No
n word
I'm amazed and i appreciate that new steamed hams memes are still being made. Thank you for your service
This video feels so much longer than 2:36
"No Patrick, yawning is not a phoneme" is easily the best captions gag here. Great work, 10/10, no notes.
When you close your eyes during the no phoneme section, it feels like you're listening to one of these rpg games that isn't fully voice acted but the characters will make a noise each time they have dialogue
2:26 A mutual awkward moment
1:30 sounds like "We Share Our Mother's Health" by a Swedish electronic group called the knife.
what a way to make a return to youtube
Canadians be like : 1:03
2:21 Damn, bro _teleported_ to the kitchen lmao
Oh this is beautiful.
Those grunts are phonemes though.
Which words are they used in?