Thousand Island Stare will never not crack me up, especially when Nick first catches it and says, "Did you just say Thousand Island stare you FAT FUCK!?" lmao
I have now included "Thousand Island Stare" in my vernacular. Meaning the fat look you get when you see something tasty or scrumptious. Like when you walk past the bakery counter and cant avert your eyes from the chocolate covered canolis.
Andre's steakhouse is one of their best bits of all time and its crazy to me nick wasnt even going to bring it up until stav prompted him. Makes me wonder if we are missing out on other grade A bits because stav is no longer there to guide him.
"Wienermobile drivers are known as Hotdoggers. Hotdoggers often hand out toy whistles, called Wienerwhistles" ...and the whistles look like a dick on top of a car, it even has a peehole
Affirmative, We all heard it. It's actually the awakening phrase for the sleeper cells he's planted throughout the world and most of Israel. Now it's only a matter of time till .. retribution
So cum town is the reason that fucking Andrés steakhouse commercial keeps being suggested to me, I kept going why the fuck is this video keep coming up, now I know lol
I've had the Slurple Brain shirt for years and actually made some friends because of it. They came up to me and said "is that from CumTown" loudly in public. It was hilarious.
I like how Adam is such a little tidbit boy he can’t wait to let everyone know that he’s fully aware of a stupid celebrity rumor that everybody hears in the third fucking grade… whenever he does shit like that, it makes it less surprising that he shits his pants on a regular basis 🍼👶
Holy shit I randomly remember the Richard Gere Buddhist episode of the Simpsons where Homer shoots the gerbil controlled rocket at the their church and destroys it
Thousand Island Stare will never not crack me up, especially when Nick first catches it and says, "Did you just say Thousand Island stare you FAT FUCK!?" lmao
“That’s the fattest thing you’ve ever said!”
@@asexton57 too fat for hats
"If they actually had one I would see why there was a Richard Gere museum" Lmao that's a quote for the brochure
Thousand Island Stare is literally a classic Freudian slip
I have now included "Thousand Island Stare" in my vernacular. Meaning the fat look you get when you see something tasty or scrumptious. Like when you walk past the bakery counter and cant avert your eyes from the chocolate covered canolis.
@@burpostockings a medium bone-in ribeye gives me that Thousand Island Stare lmaoooooo
@@ZeroCash91 hell yeah dude
Halkian slip
Foodian slip.
Richard gere museum and dream to imagine in one bit… a real two stoned birds sorta situation
Get two birds stoned at once
Hey Mr Lahey, you finished with those cheeseburgers yet?
Andre's steakhouse is one of their best bits of all time and its crazy to me nick wasnt even going to bring it up until stav prompted him. Makes me wonder if we are missing out on other grade A bits because stav is no longer there to guide him.
Sure seems like it
Andre's Steakhouse should be put in the library of congress. Along with Bernie Sander's Townhall and incel Sebastian
All time classics along with Eric Claptons giant robot
Only if they include N dependence day
“Dream to Imagine” is actually pretty touching
@Ivan Getsukdov me
Hell yeah dude
DREAM IT THINK IT DO IT
I can't think how often Nick brings up the Oscar Mayer Wiener-mobile. We can draw our own conclusions from that.
"Wienermobile drivers are known as Hotdoggers. Hotdoggers often hand out toy whistles, called Wienerwhistles" ...and the whistles look like a dick on top of a car, it even has a peehole
he’s gay
He was molested in an Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. Or at least a dude or his father who called his penis by that name
I conclude you are gay
Its prob because hes a millenial that grew up on the simpsons which referenced it all the time and also he is gay
“Bidness 101” gets me every time
Bidness 1$1
@@ijustreview”dollah sign”
Nick was ahead of the curve with that one
yeah, Stav must be suffering from the old, "thousand island stare", again ( let's hope he's still covered by, "blue cheese, blue shield")
Everyone remembers that throw away joke, but not the better joke - "Chicken Cordon Bleu Shield"
How about "UnitedHeath" and its just a toffee delivery service
Did nobody notice Stav got them with the Pretty Woman sex scene the way they thought they got Stav with the Richard Gere Museum?
I love how the Thousand Island Stare shirt is based on the logo of Ken's Steakhouse dressing. They legit have the best dressings!
I don’t have many regrets in life, but not getting the “Doctors Without Boners” shirt will always be one. Also I’m gay
Nick did prove himself wrong and then instead of being articulate the first thing out of stavs mouth is gd dream to imagine
i like how adams bad comedy and stavs bad brain are fighting for dominance on the richard here museum part
When is an appropriate time to wear my I'm Not Racist Anymore More shirt?
Black History Month perhaps?
Never give it to me
I don't want a bootleg
Immediately.
Job interviews and barber appointments.
I want a Mothman Prophecies mug
I want to have sex with a man.
4:07 Holy shit stav actually mind fucked nick! Well played Stavros well played..
"The Mind"
Holy fuck Andre's Steakhouse is fucking GOLD.
Intelligent indeed my brotha
Will somebody please move to chicage and open up the richard gere museum
Adam is a dope for adding that gerbil bit. Couldve had Stav believing in a Richard Gere museum
We all spanked it to "unfaithful". Its just that Adam did it for the french guy
Anyone else hear nick sniffing a line near the end of the Richard gere museum bit
Affirmative, We all heard it. It's actually the awakening phrase for the sleeper cells he's planted throughout the world and most of Israel. Now it's only a matter of time till .. retribution
Pointing out Nick's sniffles as doing lines is the most played out comment. They don't hide when they're doing coke lol (see Cocaine Cowboys)
Sure. He had a cold, cause it was snowing like hell that day.
Or just sniffing
great comp, just missing the Ahh Real Monsters shirt from ep 137 (dexters gender laboratory at 26:33)
Did they ever make that into a shirt?
I want a Pierre St Pierre tshirt
I should buy an Andre's Steakhouse shirt.
You’re gay
go do it then gay guy
Unironically the gayest thing you can do
big gay man won't do it smh
Gayyyyyyu
So cum town is the reason that fucking Andrés steakhouse commercial keeps being suggested to me, I kept going why the fuck is this video keep coming up, now I know lol
Calling your kids Andre Jr, Andrea and SheAndre is the funniest shit of this whole SteakHouse bit and it’s actually real 😂🤣😂🤣
Our new shellshock comes in both Doritos locos nacho or Cool Ranch
Sounds like the best restaurant to go to high, wish it was real
this is why the shows not as funny without Stav. he focused Nick and guided him.
You are the man for making this video
This is amazing.
Stuffed shell shocked is awesome
I hope stav gets money off the thousand island stare shirts
Thousand island stare had me crying fr
Chief Keef is one of the best and most influential rappers of this generation
Chief Queef
Hell yeah dude bang bang
Who
L
He's like a black MLK
17:11 “access to mischief” got me
5:12 Nick doing two lines
3:38 another line.
I've had the Slurple Brain shirt for years and actually made some friends because of it.
They came up to me and said "is that from CumTown" loudly in public. It was hilarious.
Im wearing the Richard Gere shirt rn lol
Anyone know what the transition music is between bits? I feel like I've heard it before in a video game or something
None of the people listening to this show have a functional bot-net
Damn dude, sucks the site is down. I'd kill for slurple brain
What bit is the daddys little george clooney angel from?
As a prince fan I need slurple brain hoodie
Dream to imagine
I'm pretty sure there is a Richard Gere museum
I must have no i need so I can live that thousand island stare shirt
shocked that nick wasn’t talking about china initially
I’m so mad I missed the boat on copping a Slurple Brain hoodie
Andre’s Steakhouse has me rollin 😂😂😂😂😂
We need a re release.
Is the Willis Tower the setting of Die Hard?
thousand yard stare lmao
How about instead of Forest Whittaker, it’s Forest Win-*booooop*
I still can't tell when Adam being unfunny is a bit or when he's just living a bug's life, jfc the way he torpedoes the Richard Gere bit
There wouldn't have even been that bit or 'dream to imagine' without Adam doing that.
Can someone help a man i.d.the outro music?
Edit: I meant to say a gay man.
Just think of the kinda tail that Gere used to pull...outta his aasss...OHHH!!! (stabs air with cig)
Gere and Space Museum made me choke
Sooo..... Where can I get that shirt tho
What happened to quietly not getting it to yourself?
5:43
Nicks blatant racism kills me every time.
Sitting here in my "Life only gets worse" t-shirt wondering how I became so gay.
I consider to contemplate
Got the Benoit Ride the Bowflex shirt a few months ago.. btw I’m gay
Richard Gere museum is my favorite one & only 1 person has ever gotten the joke
I own too many of these shirts, damn
post traumatic salad dressing omg...
Stav is “Soft Shell Shocked!”
Females and Fellas 😊
Stop saying Willis noooo
I like how Adam is such a little tidbit boy he can’t wait to let everyone know that he’s fully aware of a stupid celebrity rumor that everybody hears in the third fucking grade… whenever he does shit like that, it makes it less surprising that he shits his pants on a regular basis 🍼👶
What episode?
Holy shit I randomly remember the Richard Gere Buddhist episode of the Simpsons where Homer shoots the gerbil controlled rocket at the their church and destroys it
I’m gay
I'm aware
Arbitrage underpants
I've never been able to find their merch anywhere..