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Any idiot can own a puppy. Only an EPIC BADASS can own a Pet Tiger. Stock your freezer with some goats and call Mike Tyson - this is EPIC HOW TO.
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Bryan Wieder
Animation Style by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
Step 1: Be the son of a drug lord in Colombia.
and make your catchphrase "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"
And make sure you have a nemisis to use your catchphrase
Step 2 get arrested
Step 0.0001 be born
@@sebbruun6095 yumm
if I owned a tiger I would get a full metal body suit and wear it 24/7 lol
Good job he can easily dent it with his weight, leave you with a metal shoved deep into your guts.
Yup!
PowerShovel how're you gonna sleep?
i have no idea
PowerShovel I don't blame you.
epic how to: own a tank
Its probably cheaper to own a tiger(tank) than own a tiger
fat It would cost about 50,000.
A Tiger Tank would cost around $1,282,051 USD.
Zombacalipse 👍
BlackBearPlays yes brah
How to own a cat for free:
Step 1: Walk around the city'
Step 2: Find a cat
Step 3:Voila you own a cat!
TorroDash I have done this
Imma try that
Edit: It worked! totally worth the rabies
@@mr.buckets5585 😂😂😂😂😂
How too create your own country would be a good one
That would be interesting
Liam Worsley yes it would
admiral Thrawn Thirded. Also points for Thrawn
admiral Thrawn i have a feeling some rich fan would actually do it tought, if its possible.
would be funny if a new country popped up on the map though
admiral Thrawn I am pretty shure it would be hard to get your territory because no country would give it to you that easily.
How to become a known person in the history book
TheWip9 cross out the name in the book and write your name in
simple
TheWip9 do something really bad
zj871023 It's certainly the easiest way.
TheWip9 History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn't even try. If you want a place in the history books, then do something stupid before you die.
TheWip9 mass murder
Step 1) Get a toyger instead.
Step 2) Profit by not having your face mauled off
tiger would go for your neck if they want to murder you
crow ya salty any animal would its natural instinct
crow ya salty r/woosh
My steps are
Step 1 : Buy a Tiger Plush
Step 2 : Profit
Because I DONT WANT TO SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON THAT TIGER AND
SCREW THE REAL TIGER AT ALL
SCREW THAT
Lol toyger
me: I want a tiger.....
*see how much i have to pay for this *
me:Nevermind
Rebecca Playz only 2000
Hey,that's Me on Your video ,cool!
This guy right here is a pro at "how to own a tiger" :). Love your videos Michael , please post more of Enzo and Diego :)
+michael jamison i love yor videos man, been a sub for over a year.
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I like you, your tigers, other pets and videos Michael!
also my pupies are like tiger
How to rob a bank
Milfgard?
Chion von Steinheim Dilfgard?
Chris Morales 1. Become the bank's CEO
2. Profit
3. WTF would I rob my bank for some irrelevant few million $, if I get tens of millions annually from the shareholders?
who needs a tiger when you have a wolf.
why not both?!
+TheUnknownBlock idk that would be cool tho.
How about a lion
+William J.S Elder-Keir why not a dragon
+Patrick “P.B” Bullick alian
I’m officially ready for the apocalypse
Shiva dying in the walking dead was unnessacary, lol.
How to own a tiger:
Step 1: Don't.
+João Tito De Morais Seriously. Read up on the illegal wildlife trade-some really disturbing stuff happens to get the animals. Plus there's the sad fact that there are more captive tigers in the U.S. than there are wild tigers in all of India.
+Carolyn S
Yeah right, because people aren't creating poacher free reservations and such after the thing with Cecil. If you're trying to justify your will to own a tiger because, well, you clearly are a female who must aprecciate felines, fucking have yourself checked Seriously. Owning a tiger in a mansion/big house/open field of big property environment ISN'T acceptable. Paying 2000$ for a cub ISN'T acceptable. People like you are truly out of contact with the world to want to have a 6mt long feline confined to a city environment. Seriously, stop breathing you oxygen thief. If by any means that tiger has to be put back in the wild, it will die in 48h due to losing it's preying factor. Educate yourself before you try to come off as altruistic. Lol.
+wilco You must not be seeing the brackets on her comment that read edit. Pretty sure that's not what she originally said, and pretty sure she was trying to justify the fact that it was acceptable.
+João Tito De Morais I AM on your side. I do not want to own a tiger or any other exotic animal. They are MUCH better off in the wild where they belong. Nothing justifies the illegal wildlife trade.
Carolyn S My apologies then, but I really read that you were trying to justify that it was acceptable owning one. Sorry for being rude, and I'm NOT saying this sarcasticaly! :)
How to be a spy! James Bond!
andonemaniac kill a spy and take his/her identity
Hircine way to be a troll in the most un irritating way possible
Morral tach thank you
i have been improving my craft ◕‿↼
Hircine if you killed a spy and successfully stole their identity, you'd impress a few agency's for sure.
***** easy, cut their breaks in their car. done.
I can't watch without laughing! Your animation kills me😂
How to own tiger:
1. Be mike Tyson so you can actually fight the tiger if it decides to attack you
2. Done
ik it was probably a joke but mike tyson would get dominated in a fight with a tiger
@@BIGTONKAA69 Mike Tyson would be a chew toy to a tiger.
@@BIGTONKAA69 in some circumstances Tyson probably could KO a tiger
@@nitrozeus2666 Maybe you said that as a joke but if not? I dont know our faces are flat to pervent fist dmg from hurting us to some extent. Most animals's faces are not flat so i dont know how much more effective a punch is. But consider this, the bigger the animal is the less blunt dmg is usefull. The guy in the video is right bear mase is the best option or carry something else that would scare the animal if used.
@@nitrozeus2666Tiger will dominate Mike
How to learn the most languages in the shortest amount of time?
I see you already learned English Appa.
DenizUe Momo taught me.
Demigodish4o3 jip jip
Demigodish4o3 Rosetta Stone. Nuff said.
HOW TO SURVIVE A GOD DAMN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! CMONNNNNNONNN
rad0ri www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
rad0ri Ignore it. A zombie "apocalypse" would be less threatening than the last ebola incident.
... i just want an interesting video of surviving zombies on epic how to.. is that too much to ask -.-
"Cuz guess what? Tigers are still legal in Texas, YEHAAAW"
- Saul Goodman
BanterHyena you better call saul !
Altin Rexha remember Altin, don’t drink or drive and if you do call Saul
Just for those who are saying “ don’t keep wild animals as pets , it’s bad or it’s dangerous “ u better know that animals like dogs, cats,rabbits and also birds were all wild before , but later humans domesticated them and thought them love
So...can I ride my Tiger?
Please don't , tigers are wild animals
TheMaskedEmolga 587 To late...IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!
+Guy Dude
Dio would be proud.
+TheMaskedEmolga 587 So are elephants......
+ThaGodNinja it's exotic because it's the smallest thing in the world
How to Create your own Country!
ATHEIST play tropico
it is a how to guide on create your own country
+DoctorDaro how about how to comment after browsing the videos they ALREADY MADE!
Michal Gaik You are pretty stupid. I posted that comment one month before they uploaded it.
+Michal Gaik u m jesus
Lol yeah Michal is pretty dumb xD
Step 1: how to be Carole fuckin baskin
I guess i'll keep watching tiger vids, safer and cheaper...
how to rob a bank!!!
+Keyes and Nebbins Use a tiger
+Keyes and Nebbins OMG YES
*****
hahaha i like saying that with a italian accent XD
Keyes and Nebbins then go to jail
Step1: you dont
How to be a dictator
Totally not part of my plan to rule the world....
Emix Channel lie get voted into office get a large group off ppl where it counts start a war and make it so you win a vote to become temporary leader of the country in war times, win the war and don't step down and become a dictator if you manage to survive... easyer said then done and you will survive aprox 5 years becurs of rebelion in your own land
bowmanruto Or try to go to art school
IndieMarkus been there done that... wont help ya with the whole ''dictator'' thing... douse improve your artistic skill thogh
Emix Channel play tropico
it is a how to guide on How to be a dictator
bowmanruto well, then go to prison and write a book there^^
This video actually saved my life when I went camping with my friends in Borneo during 2018 the peperspry actually did the job with a few spears and friends along side me that just was traumatic but a good experience overall
Who is here after watching tiger king?
Me
Hoi
My favorite episode yet! Nice job keep them coming:)
""Well, Joe, it's sounds illegal" NOT NECESSARILY!"
2020 wya this is still one of my favorite yt series
I just wanna chillax on the couch while it roams around my house and when I see it I can pet it as I please
haha, love the editing and the hosting, please keep making these epic how to's...love em
We need HOW TO OWN A BEAR! :D
Yeah, a polar bear at that!
Step 1: Live in Russia
5:42 "Pump Up Your Chest And Scream Loudly To Scare It Away" Me Thinking About Donkey Kong Pumping Up His Chest And Starts Yelling At The Tiger *Tarzan Yells*.
The guy with the tiger on the thumbnail is Michael Jamison with his largest pet tiger, Enzo. He has a TH-cam channel. Also he's South African. And he once took Enzo out in his Lamborghini Diablo, he loves cars.
Collab with Man at Arms, how to make a forge!
Endryon that is dumb you are so uncreative
Endryon Yes!
No, there are tons of videos on that topic already.
ThePeriodicTableOfGaming Toad
Your "Avatar" is both the coolest and most disturbing thing I've seen in my entire life.
You must have made it using "_Magic! **snort snort*"
It's my rape face!
How to become a drug lord
You guys are awesome, have been watching all morning, easiest decision to subscribe ever.
How to own a pet tiger:
1. Ask for a death sentence.
How to get a Girlfriend.
Der Spalter buy one from the Russians
Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😅😅😅😅😅😸😸😸😸😸
Der Spalter grab a masterball.
Der Spalter this is sad
Your gonna need a Starbucks, a big box, a stick and some string.
Total food cost is $2,000 annually? That can't be right.
40 pounds of meat PER DAY. Add it up annually (I think that means month or week) and it will cost $2,000
Bruce Smith Yeah I have two 10lb cats that I pay about $1500 a year (or annually). No way a tiger only costs $500 more per year.
*next time on news* we just changed annually to mean weekly XD
huge "Dean winchester" energy from this dude!
specially with the "AWESOME "
"Funny lookin' bird license" 😹😹😹
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Wow. I live in South Carolina. It's so awesome here, I'll move to any county to have a tiger.
I live in Wisconsin
Don't please it is bad for them
I was joking. I'm not actually gonna own a tiger. Obviously.
TheJayDoctor oh ok then. You are a good man
how is it bad for them when live twice as long then they do in the wild and they don't have to worry about being killed by a hunter or another animal.
Who’s here after the Netflix show on joe exotic 😂
Me
Hay Andy, nice job in the animations.
How to get away with murder
Kill someone, watch "How to Break Out of Jail", get imprisoned, and the rest should be easy.
I believe he is just joking as the name of a series is how to get away with murder
How i met your mother would be good too
Wow, that is a Great idea...
I am going to buy a cute baby tiger and call it, " Kitty"
LOL
"you wanna play with Kitty?"
"sure!"
"he's right outside."
(person one goes outside and we see her get mauled in the background as you sip tea)
that's nice
@@theunknownblock5942 lol
I don't even know I will flush myself down the toilet
That man sounded like Tarzan I laughed my ass off😂😂😂
LOL
"But Joe said I could"
How to survive zombie or any kind of apocalypse please.
How to hypothetically blow up the moon..
I miss this series wish it came back
Awesome animations, Andy!
How to be a key part of a mafia
Really want to watch more epic how to videos, when will next season be Joe?
Not really sure why you used Michael Jamisons picture as your thumbnail. But he’s the best tiger dad ever
Lovely info. Thanks.
Joe Exotic would like you know your location
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Ghio Klyde if you're posting that here, you're not smart enough to do it
okay
I loved the transitions
I like how the beginning goes from cat or dog to "So HoW aBoUt A TiGaR" in absolutely no time at all
imagine if you go outside an you see...A TIGER oh its in a lead?
On*
how to be a blacksmith pls.....
Get yourself a dog.
Name it as tiger.
Congratulations, now you have a tiger
Mmm instructions unclear. The tigers flying along with the ceiling fan
wow....haven't thought that tigers even think
That's what tigers thought about humans
DiamondEmerald lol
They came. They saw. And died. -Hilary Clinton
I'd rather own a pet Bear
I would too!
Steven Ventro Wolf.
Scott Thompson Get a Husky or a Malamute.
to big
I would rather have a pet cheetah.
Can you do more,how to videos on exotic animals?
5:45 was hilarious XD
So basically, this video just show the world not only how to own a tiger, but any other domestic animal.
How to make it through Game of Thrones
Living in Nevada I'm not surprised they're so lenient on wild animal laws. Lots of casinos put lions and tigers on display in glass boxes in the middle of casinos for people to look at. o v o" I wonder how they get away with doing that. Is it a loop hole where the animal can be put in a viewing area for a amount of time, or is it that kind of "free range" type where theres a door outside that goes up to 5 acres, but the only decorated part the animal wants to be in is the viewing area part in the glass box.
I live in Alabama so i am so excited
"o'll train you'r toigah"
Please, do Excalibur
Wrong place, buddy
Vaclav Pohanka wich one
Got the tiger and its worth it, thx for the help
In Wisconsin you need a permit to own a tiger or and exotic animal cause My dad works as a wild life service worker and I live in Wisconsin
How to find that mysterious lesbian best friend you randomly dream about?
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yasssss I am in nevada
@dietz andwattson23 Most of this is exaggerated to deter people from owning a tiger. Instead of $60k you can do it for less than 18k if you do the research.
Ron87 you are absolutely right. I said the same thing when I saw this video I have exotic animals and it’s not that expensive
Can you make one of these but a wolf one please
Heads up for people actually wanting to do this: the Big Cats Public Safety Act was passed today in the US, banning all big cats from being kept as pets, tigers included.
how to become an elite sniper
Epic how to own a Black mamba next
Is an ocelot wild?
how to get rid of a babies corpse
Wat
Feed it too your new tiger
Take the corpse to NY
Who’s here after tiger king
My dad's friends had lions in his backyard (they were trained)
They showed pictures of the lion playing football
So what will the irigation cost you?
Who’s here after watching Tiger King?
How to be the comment chosen for Epic How To :D
Simple:
1) go into the wild
2) capture a cub
3) and uh...try not to get yourself killed once you've escaped.
How do u own a pet wolf 🐺 I love wolves and it's been my dream to have one
How to rob a bank.
Anyone here after Tiger King?
Thank you
How much are they ?
If rather the tiger eat its owner than to put it down because
1) that's the owners fault for not caring for it properly
2) HUMANS aren't the ones who are CRITICALLY ENDANGERED