Twitch Chat and I invaded Space with Artificial Intelligence

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  • The great A.I. battle for the Solar System.
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  • @lorenzovalles178
    @lorenzovalles178 ปีที่แล้ว +3960

    I love how chat got literal anti-matter bombs for free and then proceeded to never make use of them

    • @brennantmi5063
      @brennantmi5063 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evil anti-matter bombs

    • @LepidopteranFool
      @LepidopteranFool ปีที่แล้ว

      Not just any anti-matter bombs, they're EVIL anti-matter bombs

    • @sleepymike9672
      @sleepymike9672 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It would have been too easy

    • @alvinchen9655
      @alvinchen9655 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil anti matter

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not just anti-matter bombs: EVIL anti-matter bombs.

  • @dlm292
    @dlm292 ปีที่แล้ว +15857

    The fact that the sun told the Chaturn empire to “Fuck off” is one of the rawest moments in Doug Doug history

    • @dlm292
      @dlm292 ปีที่แล้ว +714

      @Eye you may have lied, but those potato wedges do look good and I will be making them for my family tonight

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger ปีที่แล้ว +520

      @@dlm292 Cannot tell if you're also a bot trying to trick us into clicking the link for potato wedges or not.

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      Followed immediately by Dr. Halsey being so taken aback by the response she crashes into Mercury and dies.

    • @char5379
      @char5379 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@Lunam_D._Roger maybe YOU'RE a bot convincing me that the other guy is a bot so we don't fall for their scheme, but instead for yours

    • @whoahanant
      @whoahanant ปีที่แล้ว +57

      A true top 10 anime moment right there

  • @leaffinite3828
    @leaffinite3828 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The loony tunes bullshit of jarjar starting his ship, realizing its leaving, and then exiting the ship to chase it is so fucking funny

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then the emperor is somehow in the ship? Like he was trynna get rid of jarjar? And he has a skeleton? Genius comedy

    • @ethanbrown4656
      @ethanbrown4656 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@leaffinite3828 and then jar jar fucking has a whole ass conversation with said emperor while he’s hanging on the side of the ship?

  • @simonsoupshark8009
    @simonsoupshark8009 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    i like how aside from name chats faction is actually fairly consistent.
    1. they are devout Catholics with a female pope
    2. they are experts in space travel
    3. they always go for powerful allies

    • @TheMarianadealmeida
      @TheMarianadealmeida 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Homer_Simpson248 more like a satanic cult if you ask me

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TheMarianadealmeida I'd argue it's the most Catholic thing of all. The entire basis of the religion is sorta predicated on the suffering of Christ.

  • @Yveldi
    @Yveldi ปีที่แล้ว +3994

    I love how the AI constantly tried to disregard DougDoug's interventions to get back to the story. "You want Mercury? Fuck you, floor is lava there, we go back to Venus"

    • @dogstucc853
      @dogstucc853 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Its so funny because sometimes it just completely ignores his prompts and does its own thing

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Whenever he tries to redirect it for chat the bot just say “alright fuck uhhhh they did the thing ok back to what I was saying”

    • @CimyrRazely
      @CimyrRazely ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Basically “Who’s telling the story here, me or you? Thought so.”

    • @FlameTheFaithful
      @FlameTheFaithful ปีที่แล้ว +146

      But also, we go back to Mars- HOLY SHIT SECRET CITY?!”

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@FlameTheFaithful The best part is, havn't we seen one of those three times on the same planet, and they each fill half the planet. So that doesnt make sense.

  • @fatyoshi9993
    @fatyoshi9993 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    “I already have a job. I’m a plant.” absolutely killed me

    • @SephonDK
      @SephonDK ปีที่แล้ว +18

      mood xD

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +629

    This AI has the storytelling skill and style of a seven-year-old with ADHD. I love it.

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can confirm

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      As a former seven year old with ADHD, I can confirm I wrote several stories like this

    • @charautreal
      @charautreal 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@alexcrazy1492 same

    • @pixelpulse883
      @pixelpulse883 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      As someone who has been a seven year old without adhd, I don’t know what I’m doing here

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The Dougtopians evolved from the Otters with short term memory loss in the zoo. They keep going around, leaving ruins, and discovering them later going "Woah! Ruins! Who could've built these?"

  • @DevDev-dm3st
    @DevDev-dm3st ปีที่แล้ว +6210

    Sun saying FUCK OFF was amazing. Truly a cinematic masterpiece.

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      for real

    • @michaelridnouer5601
      @michaelridnouer5601 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      The sun needs to relay this message these comment bots

    • @killanatoric6870
      @killanatoric6870 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      And Dr Halsey was so shocked she crashed into Mercury

    • @the_enderslayer
      @the_enderslayer ปีที่แล้ว +206

      The best part was the full circle of Dr Halsey later saying "FUCK OFF" to Sun 3. Honestly it's beautiful.

    • @roamandread1451
      @roamandread1451 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@the_enderslayer
      >Gets cursed at by the Sun.
      >Destroys the Sun.
      >Builds a new Sun that’s slightly worse but in her control.
      >Finds out that the Dougtopians built their own sun.
      >Tells their sun to fuck off.
      >Sun gets depressed and leaves the Dougtopian Empire.

  • @bootscats2928
    @bootscats2928 ปีที่แล้ว +5615

    The fact that Jar-Jar Bink runs outside of his ship in order to catch it only to have the ship leave without him is truly typical lmao

    • @MrPickle0009
      @MrPickle0009 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Æ

    • @seanieempire4014
      @seanieempire4014 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I saw this comment while still in the beginning of the vid and I am confused

    • @warforged170
      @warforged170 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I love that Darth Jar Jar is part of the continuity here, along with Grievous being injured to make him come back as a cyborg

    • @curllum
      @curllum ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I haven’t watched the video yet and I have no context for this, so this is very confusing
      Can’t wait to find out said context

    • @Runnow642
      @Runnow642 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@curllum has you found out yet?

  • @DylanIGuess
    @DylanIGuess ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "One twin is normal and one twin is a clone." I love this specific unintentional AI humor

  • @TheAlamore
    @TheAlamore ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I'd like to point out that Master Chief had Cortana, a hyperintelligent A.I capable of reading and understanding all of Earth's and the Covenant's history in under a second, in his head during the chess game with Jar Jar. The fact that Jar Jar won is just another testament to his godly resume.

  • @Pixelwz
    @Pixelwz ปีที่แล้ว +7492

    I love how Doug keeps trying to conquer more of the solar system but the scientists keep discovering ruins on Mars and mercury

    • @reddeath4806
      @reddeath4806 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@A.F.1 Nah

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@A.F.1 I challenge you to not be reported as spam

    • @grumpreviews5590
      @grumpreviews5590 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@A.F.1 i challenge you to get a personality

    • @copeman4306
      @copeman4306 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      The ruins are like onions, they have lairs

    • @blackchibisan8116
      @blackchibisan8116 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@copeman4306 I am so sorry your prime cut comment has been buried under a spam bot. This is a beautiful joke

  • @ryandewitte8109
    @ryandewitte8109 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Groot saying, “I already have a job; I’m a plant” Is such a mood.

  • @hoopa_axolotl9293
    @hoopa_axolotl9293 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    The speed that chat goes from spamming “rigged” to “planned” is hilarious

  • @ruckgangig9474
    @ruckgangig9474 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Is it only me finding it funny that Yoda introduces himself to Grievous by saying "Hello there"

    • @ethanbrown4656
      @ethanbrown4656 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No. Look at chat when that line is said

    • @denadawson2144
      @denadawson2144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Grievous: Ah, General Kenob- wait, who's the tiny green Muppet

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    Imagine if, 5 years ago someone would have told you that one day, a group of thousands of strangers across the internet would simultaneously think of both Saul Goodman and Jar Jar Binks as two of the greatest political negotiators of all time...

    • @remie123
      @remie123 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      While thinking about the giant toilet

    • @hello_i_exist9909
      @hello_i_exist9909 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Now we need them to face off against each other in an Ace Attorney-style debate. MAKE IT HAPPEN DOUG

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother ปีที่แล้ว

      Saul Goodman was on both sides. He was not a resource for either empire. Jar Jar Binks worked directly for the Dougtopian Empire, despite multiple attempts of the Dougtopian Emperor to kill him.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are the best.

    • @detectivedyn2253
      @detectivedyn2253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, you're probably right, Saul might not cut it

  • @moncalimarimoncalimari8964
    @moncalimarimoncalimari8964 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    I love how whenever the humans on Earth get slightly scared they build a massive robot named the Arbiter and destroy a planet.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pretty accurate

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And they even send the Chaturn Empire’s twins after their own assassin gave birth to them apparently, honestly the humans should’ve been their own faction tbh

    • @TalkingRacoon922
      @TalkingRacoon922 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Typical of us in the future.
      "Ah ! A hypothetical treat ! Extermination in progress NOW !!!!"

    • @concernedcommenter8258
      @concernedcommenter8258 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I came back to this video after a minute and forgot what the context was, and thought this was some alien message about how humans react to their invasions.

    • @MyNamesMako
      @MyNamesMako หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Those human things are so cute, I want a pet one. Sad they don’t live lots of orbits

  • @thegreatqtip4516
    @thegreatqtip4516 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    The Dougtopian emperor and Jar Jar have such a hilarious relationship, I would totally watch a show about the hijinks they get up to.

    • @justnormal8811
      @justnormal8811 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Seriously, its like their inside joke is the Emperor trying to kill Jar-Jar, but it's all satire.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😐 That sounds like something that a Human Controlled Human would say.
      If you're one of us and not one of THEM... prove it by reciting the _sacred cranberry poem._

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love how it kept a distinct character for both empires.
    Chaturn being the lunatic enemies of existence itself and Dougtopia being diplomatic cannibals with dementia

  • @MogaTange
    @MogaTange ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    My favourite detail of the whole story is that Jar Jar Binks opens every conversation by saying “hi, I’m Jar Jar Binks”

    • @i_Soar
      @i_Soar ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It is both factual and accurate.

    • @RandomPerson-ob1hk
      @RandomPerson-ob1hk ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@i_Soar well he'd say "meesa jar jar binks" but maybe he learned better English lol

    • @hlthy1
      @hlthy1 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hi, I'm Jar Jar Binks, and you're watching Disney Channel

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      " Hi, I'm Jar Jar Binks and welcome to Jackass. "

  • @gamemultiplier1750
    @gamemultiplier1750 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Some NovelAI tips:
    Use three asterisks with a newline before a redirect prompt so that the scene switches and the AI won't be too fixated on a specific point.
    Find the Gear Icon, go to AI Settings > Enable "Continue Response to End of Sentence"
    This ensures that the last generation is a full coherent sentence.
    Lore Book - This could be a place where you could state who is affiliated with who like so:
    [Affiliation: Chaturn]
    You could also mess around with the config preset and the generation options, if you want the results to be more varied or restricted. If your setting calls for a specific genre or writing style, you could add a module by going into the Story Tab.

    • @kjul.
      @kjul. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This needs way more likes, great tips!

    • @Fully_Certified_Idiot
      @Fully_Certified_Idiot ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In the stream, he did actually use the lorebook, though it was a lot more wordy than what you recommended

    • @thomasfan8889
      @thomasfan8889 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T’challa: “Get this man a heart/pin”

    • @Dasmaster1
      @Dasmaster1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This sort of misses the point. This is great BECAUSE the AI is incoherent and mostly drunk. Having some stability is fine but I think they have already found a somewhat reasonable balance.

    • @Hai43561
      @Hai43561 ปีที่แล้ว

      That affiliation tip would be insanely helpful lol

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The sun saying “fuck off” broke me

  • @chewy99.
    @chewy99. ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I love how this ended up creating three suns, three death stars, and a second moon.

  • @Teletric
    @Teletric ปีที่แล้ว +439

    In case you missed it on the actual stream: after Jar Jar takes a giant shit in the Mega Toilet and fucks it up, Chaturn makes ANOTHER Moon Tzu with the rule "no shitting allowed".

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Doug: *tries to get the AI to do something*
    AI: "Anyway, here's more ruins"

    • @Archerdon88
      @Archerdon88 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Chat: *tries to get the AI to do something*
      AI: “Anyway, here’s the dougtopian emperor”

    • @arkthecat9212
      @arkthecat9212 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      But how did they get from Mars to Earth?

    • @minerlex
      @minerlex ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Strange ruins on Mars.

    • @crafty453
      @crafty453 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Doug: Yeah yeah yeah, I know how great ruins are, but I want something new and exciting.
      ...
      AI: Here's a ruin.
      (Note: This is a reference to the Mario Maker video.)

    • @menggokil2004
      @menggokil2004 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "They were built by intelligent life"

  • @LordSnurdle
    @LordSnurdle ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love that Chat kept trying to make things and get people to join them and those people always joined a third faction and started attacking Chat instead.

  • @ultrawow65
    @ultrawow65 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "The first twin is normal but the second one is a clone". I had to stop the video to not die out of laughter! OMG THESE AI WARS ARE AMAZING!!!!

  • @harrietagnes9789
    @harrietagnes9789 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    I appreciate that the AI was able to keep Jar Jar in character.

    • @sircleishere385
      @sircleishere385 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Fr it threw in like 10 random characters in the beginning and forgot about em but jar jar refused to leave

    • @stephaniecrane2625
      @stephaniecrane2625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @MrKross-tc9yy
      @MrKross-tc9yy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the force.

  • @UnableToucan
    @UnableToucan ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I love that the whole dougtopian emperor deal was so confusing that the dougtopian empire themselves just put out a reward to figure that shit out

    • @Runnow642
      @Runnow642 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@A.F.1 I’ve been waiting to do this for a while now
      Ratio

  • @korbinslookingglass5467
    @korbinslookingglass5467 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Okay, I'm at the twenty minute mark. Ghost is hired to kill the emperor, instead becomes the emperor, transitions, impregnates herself, gives birth to a normal baby and a clone of the normal baby, Earth sends the babies to blow up the Death Star, and the babies die.
    This is some Warhammer 40k ass lore

    • @valantisalatsas7249
      @valantisalatsas7249 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ghost was with the alpha legion

    • @theboys1479
      @theboys1479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah you too close to the mark on this being 40K lore. Im counting it as such

    • @videogameguy4215
      @videogameguy4215 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, Mercury did get the Cadia treatment.

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I read it as Ghost being this super elite infiltrator sent to kill the Emperor of Chaturn, but instead decides to take over the Empire for himself by transitioning to a woman, marrying the Emperor, and ruling through him as, like, the Shadow Empress.

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The point where I read that Ghost stuff, I was thinking Ghost is Queen Marika.

  • @nethertrain
    @nethertrain ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    i love how the dougtopian’s emperor’s interactions with others goes from “we’re going to skin you alive and eat your body then wear your skin as clothes” to “thanks for being my friend and helping my empire jarjar :)” in 10 seconds

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +115

      In past episode..didnt dougtopia got a ruthless emperor too?
      General steel balls or something

    • @tailsBOOM1992
      @tailsBOOM1992 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@yuki97kira he died rather early though

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ​@@yuki97kira The war crime general!!

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@yuki97kira iron balls and the insane war crime general are different people

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Underworlder5 he didnt become the emperor????

  • @BatWing_the_Penguin
    @BatWing_the_Penguin ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    The fact that chat telling sun 3 to fuck off caused Doug to lose control of it made me laugh so hard I started crying. Truly one of chat’s greatest plays to date.

    • @man_noplan
      @man_noplan ปีที่แล้ว

      guys you know what to do

    • @kadinromine1553
      @kadinromine1553 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE FUCK OFF PLAN

    • @alexhiser4073
      @alexhiser4073 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      For me it was jar jar being asked to probe Uranus and responding "meesa love anus" that broke me

    • @Mr-Brick-Battler
      @Mr-Brick-Battler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @brunobatista5483
      @brunobatista5483 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Mr-Brick-Battler 43:11

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Doug: “let’s colonize mercury!”
    Ai: “so you go to mercury, but you also go to Venus. Then you head to Jupiter and find tunnels in the *gas* giant. All the while you’re colonizing mars. Oh, and you abandoned mercury.”

  • @unavailableun
    @unavailableun 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I'm actually lightheaded from the bit where Jar-Jar convinces Chaturn to buy Uranus off Chaturn of $1,000,000,000,000

    • @TheZefirkian
      @TheZefirkian 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, but Gun Pope deserved the third Uranus ring.

  • @Humblepie_WHAT
    @Humblepie_WHAT ปีที่แล้ว +1971

    It's worth noting that on three occasions, when jar jar had his life threatened by the emperor (Something he KNEW the emperor would follow through on), he had the *balls* so say "Eh. Whatever."

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +170

      This episode's general balls

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Jar Jar? More like Darth Beskar-Balls

    • @MrAcrum
      @MrAcrum ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Honestly, that's what made him such a great ambassador. Literally nothing was scarier than his own boss lol

    • @PipesTheVlob
      @PipesTheVlob 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can't believe the AI gave Jar Jar Binks a catchphrase

    • @Flightkitten
      @Flightkitten 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Jar Jar Binks has some balls.
      Some Iron Balls.

  • @cocollelo
    @cocollelo ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I love how chat will go “LETS GO” when they get the most random thing, but say “RIGGED” when Doug acquires anything

    • @MRB2580
      @MRB2580 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@A.F.1 It was not funny.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly! That's how it is! It's thousands against 1 so it's a team thing and it is pretty funny too. You hate seeing someone else get stuff but I think even DougDlug secretly roots for chat to win as community bonding 😂

  • @thephoenixfromoz6229
    @thephoenixfromoz6229 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Jar jar: i want to buy your planet
    Chat: $10 billion
    Jj: thats a lot
    Chat: $100 billion
    Jj: way too much
    Chat: heres a trillion dollars
    Jj: *leaves*

  • @averagecitizen2263
    @averagecitizen2263 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The humans of earth should have been an actual faction throughout the game

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yep. They got involved so many times that it would’ve been smart to keep track of territory they controlled

  • @0oleso0
    @0oleso0 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    That part about Jar Jar winning every chess match, NOT because he's a good player, but because his matches are so simple and so long the other player loses interest and leaves, was literally the greatest thing ever written by man or machine.

  • @San-nj8fj
    @San-nj8fj ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Doug should’ve told chat “alright, you got the toilet, but ate Moon Tzu. You’re still at 9 points”

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying ปีที่แล้ว +104

      But they ate the moon and got 9 points after getting the toilet meaning that they had 10 points before that happened and had already won

    • @the_enderslayer
      @the_enderslayer ปีที่แล้ว +146

      During the stream he explained that they still won because they didn't eat Moon Tzu until after getting the toilet done and getting the 10th point. Chat still won by technicality.

    • @christopherbroms2508
      @christopherbroms2508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the_enderslayer dang

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He actually considered doing that but decided that because Chat ate Moon Tzu in celebration after they won it was too late

    • @s.a.m1466
      @s.a.m1466 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same thing

  • @_Prismatica
    @_Prismatica ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love that the Dougtopian Emporer's relationship with JarJar pends on the fact he keeps threatening to KILL and EAT HIM and his bones and wear him as clothes.... What a beautiful friendship!

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I feel like "Chaturn" is underrated for how good of a name it is for Twitch Chat's planet.
    Also love how, cus a Space Adventure is legitimately something Novel AI is trained for, all of the prompts have elements of cliché alien adventures that the AI attempts to flesh out more. xD

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then, they discovered Alien Ruins on Mercury (again)

  • @lamergamer8211
    @lamergamer8211 ปีที่แล้ว +4375

    I love how as soon as it transitions from editing Doug to live Doug it goes from ultra serious to silly immediately

    • @engarden5646
      @engarden5646 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      God wtf is with this amount of bots rn

    • @Lerpistol
      @Lerpistol ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@engarden5646 ik right

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @KSKY2012
      @KSKY2012 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @The hard truth. Here's the full clip of who asked:
      oh wait.
      NOBODY DID.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Don't you hate it when bots be like "it's bottin' time" and bot all over the TH-cam comments.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “I already have a job. I’m a plant.”
    ―Groot
    What a legend

  • @awilddeadlyqueenhasappeare5237
    @awilddeadlyqueenhasappeare5237 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Wait, I just realized.. They technically ate Moon Tzu, thus it doesn't exist and isn't a structure and therefore Chaturn would be at 9 points, still at game point.

    • @etherdeef4303
      @etherdeef4303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some say the war still rages to this day

    • @Capybarageneral
      @Capybarageneral ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No because they made the toilet first so they already had 10

  • @user-fe9vm1et9o
    @user-fe9vm1et9o ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how chat tried to research Master chief and he’s already being executed at the start of the paragraph.

  • @funnyeh1298
    @funnyeh1298 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Top moments:
    -Zeltros Civil War
    -Both suns telling the empires to fuck off
    -Dougtopia trying to figure out who their emperor is
    -Jar jar Binks vs Master Chief Chess game
    -TOILET
    -The one morbillion times they found ancient ruins on mars.

    • @drywall726
      @drywall726 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a pretty nice comment you got here

    • @jakefox589
      @jakefox589 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And Ghost impregnating themselves

    • @mwsn736
      @mwsn736 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      -Dougtopia discovering the ruins of an ancient civilization on Mars and finding out that the ruins in Mercury are similar to those on Mars

    • @gsaslan2877
      @gsaslan2877 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also the giant pile of shit in the end

    • @olivermckowen135
      @olivermckowen135 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Best moment of all was when Jar Jar went to the Chaturn Empire and convinced them to pay him 1 trillion dollars to sell them a planet they already owned.

  • @benclanton6392
    @benclanton6392 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    11:30 The sun’s response had me rolling

  • @anuglypugduckling
    @anuglypugduckling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Chat sends a 2 day old duckling to colonize the andromeda galaxy, it does it with ease in 20 minutes.
    Doug sends god to grab a peanut of a table, god gets designated by the peanut and becomes a black hole killing all of Doug's troops.

  • @realmaggymage
    @realmaggymage ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    I love that Jar Jar made Chaturn pay 1 trillion dollars for their own planet

  • @thetrueauthor4210
    @thetrueauthor4210 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Funny how the one time Doug goes off the rails and hires jar jar binks, is the one time he actually poses a threat to chat

    • @divineidiot6851
      @divineidiot6851 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Doug tries to do things logically and it fails but when he does something stupid it works

    • @Alreadsyuse
      @Alreadsyuse ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @leaked footage damn we fighting fire with fire now?

    • @solidpandacka5544
      @solidpandacka5544 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Alreadsyuse no its a bot pretending to be a person as you can see the same message in some other comments written by different people

    • @Alreadsyuse
      @Alreadsyuse ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@solidpandacka5544 I know it's a bot I'm just saying we're now using bots to make fun of other bots

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    ‘I already have a job. I’m a plant’ (46:31) is the best quote in the history of quotes!

  • @pswitch2629
    @pswitch2629 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Funny timestamps:
    3:44 Doug tries to keep the ai on track with Mercury but the ai is adamant about going to Venus instead, even after he redirects it lol
    6:29 the *human-controlled humans*
    9:43 Doug: Let's focus on Mercury.
    Ai: *How about no*
    10:41 *On Earth,* they find ruins *on Mars.* Wait a second...
    12:24 The Sun tells Dr Hasley to *f**** *off*
    14:15 lol "The sun did... turn off, apparently..."
    16:06 EeEee deEEe eeEeEE
    16:41 "What does this do for you? Oh, 'cuz the sun was mean you destroyed it"
    18:36 We'll just take you to the moon and *leave you there*
    21:26 Let's make Ghost the new emperor, make the emperor its own separate character, only to reveal that Ghost is the empress while also impregnating... the empress. Okay, my summary of that segment made about as much sense as the segment itself lol
    23:41 The program once again not caring about Doug's random plot twists and goes back to *"ruins on Mars on Earth, alien city, must explore"*
    24:53 "I'll have you EXECUTED!"
    *"Eh, whatever"*
    25:52 the sun is *blown up* 💣☀️💣
    27:29 After his rabbit-hole story is interrupted, JJB is just like "nope" and goes into an infinite loop
    29:11 "Let's do something!'
    *"Ooh, ruins on Mars"*
    "NO NOT THIS AGAIN!"
    32:34 "Build a sun that is beautiful, powerful, and loving."
    *"No, we'll build one that is ugly, weak, and mean."*
    35:13 And now JJB is threatened with death for, uh, wanting to stay on a planet.
    37:58 Um...
    41:37 *Way to keep it subtle*
    42:37 lol these options are hilarious *pour water on the sun* and *blow up Yoda* for no reason
    43:47 lol
    51:06 Wait for it... 🚽
    57:44 Chess time ♟️♟️♟️
    1:01:28 "I can't let you guys build a victory toilet 🚽🪠"
    1:03:04 😂 that sound effect
    1:04:52 "covered the moon in a giant pile of sh1t"
    -NovelAI, 2022
    Also found it funny that they kept trying to create immortal superhumans but they didn't do anything, but JarJar was an MVP and kept reappearing in both routes

  • @kylernguyen6056
    @kylernguyen6056 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Chat going nuts over “hello there, general grievous” is a thing of beauty

    • @waddle_plop
      @waddle_plop ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A proud moment to see all the Star Wars fans in chat spamming "HELLO THERE"

    • @logank9177
      @logank9177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

    • @saberfan117
      @saberfan117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@logank9177 41:33

  • @kip2796
    @kip2796 ปีที่แล้ว +3054

    Chat is so incredibly fast to start researching weapons of mass destruction it's highly respectable.

    • @Tiberium10332
      @Tiberium10332 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They learned that from Ghandi from the civilization series.

    • @MIIRBH
      @MIIRBH ปีที่แล้ว +58

      " we dont let legal bullshit get in the way... and if it costs a few warcrimes ? So be it

    • @CyRider
      @CyRider ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was the first live stream I ever caught. Can’t wait to watch this video later!!!

    • @bionicbirb9104
      @bionicbirb9104 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RR you, sir, are a hero.

    • @gabrielstrong7322
      @gabrielstrong7322 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bionicbirb9104 no he's a bot

  • @kristianmeling9243
    @kristianmeling9243 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like, if the roles had been reversed, chat would’ve argued Doug didn’t win because Moon Tzu got eaten, so it was really just exchanging the Moon for the Mega-toilet

    • @JoeThomas-lu6fy
      @JoeThomas-lu6fy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chat did argue that, but Doug disagreed since they did still have 10 points between building the Mega Toilet and eating the moon.

  • @mazder360
    @mazder360 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The sequence of Ghost becoming the emperor, transitioning, becoming the emperor's wife, then impregnating the empress had me on the floor

  • @NoaManic
    @NoaManic ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I love how just because Chat randomly chose the Vatican in the first AI game, the "Space Pope" is a reocurring character in the Doug Expanded Universe

    • @samszczepanski2281
      @samszczepanski2281 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Did the space pope actually exist in this one? I know that they tried for space pope but was he ever actually created

    • @aaww2833
      @aaww2833 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@samszczepanski2281 i watched the vod a few days ago and doug said that chat should do something different so iirc he didnt allow the space pope sadly.

    • @sammyfox9109
      @sammyfox9109 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@aaww2833 i think doug is just affraid of her majesty the space popes power really

    • @aaww2833
      @aaww2833 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sammyfox9109 honestly, if space pope went to sun 1 except for dr. halsey, sun 1 would have been wooed by the space pope's hot, rich and pregnantcy and we would have not gotten the legendary moment

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AAww instead of telling the space pope to "Fuck off" the sun would of said "Fuck me space mommy"

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Doing these AI generated stories is like playing with a DM who tries to throw in a new plot twist every turn.

    • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
      @user-cz2cg6sr5d ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This plot is more twisted then the hair on someone wearing dreadlocks.

    • @user-vs5gb7pt3h
      @user-vs5gb7pt3h ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like playing with a DM who has dementia

    • @fibonaccicats7179
      @fibonaccicats7179 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jesus christ,the bots are actually getting smarter.There are now bots that says that they are making fun of other bots and also has the edit tag on their comment to really sell the deal.

  • @Life-Sky
    @Life-Sky ปีที่แล้ว +77

    JarJar was originally going to be an undercover Sith Lord, the strongest of all and the emperor. So the Ai making Yoda know that JarJar is the emperor is like a reference.

  • @TimelessWorldOfGaming
    @TimelessWorldOfGaming ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Chat should have hired Commander Shephard and his Normandy 2 crew. Not only is it a specialized task force consisting of the best in the Milky Way Galaxy, but Shepard has the charisma to bring people together and fight for a singular cause. They always go for Master Chief and Doom Guy though who are just anti-social powerhouses. I'm surprised they haven't tried to hire Samus Aran too. lmao

    • @TheAlamore
      @TheAlamore ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Instead they have Jar Jar Binks, who seems to be doing just as good of a job by himself. He managed to get the emperor a planet, a check for 1 trillion dollars, survive several assassination attempts from his own faction and won a game of simple chess against a smart super-soldier with a powerful hyperintelligent A.I in said soldier's head. Honestly, the Normandy crew is a handicap for Chat, but still would've been a fun addition to have with Jar Jar.

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheAlamore isn’t Jar Jar doug’s

  • @That1fellaAU
    @That1fellaAU ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    Would love to see a 3 way AI battle with chat spilt into A crew and Z crew

    • @lpsftw8572
      @lpsftw8572 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That would just end all life and blow up Doug's computer XD that would be all out war with eachother,but then they'd try to make peace with eachother, but then one guy is just like "FUCK OFF" and stabs the leader of the opposing side.
      I'm so down for A Vs Z crew!

    • @tesafilmrollelol2806
      @tesafilmrollelol2806 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually genius idea

    • @Brainplastics
      @Brainplastics ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alphabet crew 4 life! Alphabet together strong

    • @dyll_pyckle
      @dyll_pyckle ปีที่แล้ว

      This needs to happen.

    • @jaylon1016
      @jaylon1016 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS

  • @hexadoxical3949
    @hexadoxical3949 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I like how when the civil war is happening some random guy in chat is just like "can we have a monkey"

  • @Xorb886
    @Xorb886 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Doug stubbornly insisting that Jar Jar and the Dougtopian Emperor are still on good terms after the Emeperor told Jar Jar that he’d skin him alive and wear his skin like clothing is the funniest shit I’ve seen all month 😂😂

    • @proffesorspiderlastname5654
      @proffesorspiderlastname5654 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      To be fair chat killed Saul Goodman last time and he came back and smited their enemies so it shouldn't be off the table.

    • @creepyer9875
      @creepyer9875 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And the ai even agreed that they were still on good terms

    • @thefantasylife2267
      @thefantasylife2267 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AND IT WORKED

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No no no, you're completely misunderstanding their relationship! Jar jar is like that one friend where you cuss eachother out every 5 seconds but never mean any of it. The emperor's death threats are just a big of goofs and gafs y'know?

    • @creepyer9875
      @creepyer9875 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blobvisfan666 ye im dat kinda friend

  • @Hixoltage
    @Hixoltage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It was really cool to see this prediction, I can't wait until real life plays out exactly like this!

  • @totally100darthvader7
    @totally100darthvader7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the world building and plot structure. This needs to be made into a sci-fi tv series.

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I love how the situation went from "Chat trying to sell Jar Jar a planet they didn't own for an absurd amount of money" to "Chat giving Jar Jar an absurd amount of money they probably shouldn't have had and convincing Jar Jar that he just sold them Uranus." They even had the chance to stop Jar Jar from cashing the check but they chose literal toilet humor instead. Chat really is the embodiment of "Rule of Cool".

    • @ohhkennny766
      @ohhkennny766 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣 im fking dead

    • @enderfire3379
      @enderfire3379 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BeansMan62 so you saw him/her too

    • @crazyhouse8986
      @crazyhouse8986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah the ai got totally mixed up with who was buying and who was selling lol

  • @LudioRex
    @LudioRex ปีที่แล้ว +635

    To this day, I still feel very proud of being the one who proposed sending Doom guy to kill the sun.

    • @HavingFunISKEY
      @HavingFunISKEY ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Congrats on a great play

    • @DarkJusn2020
      @DarkJusn2020 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You sir, are a fkin hero. Feel proud.

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are single-handedly the best person on earth

    • @CorinofArchenland
      @CorinofArchenland ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Art of War Guy checking in.

    • @NIX-FLIX
      @NIX-FLIX ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Username checks out

  • @herowither12354
    @herowither12354 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The AI giving Doug every Star Wars character ever was great.

  • @LunarOverdrive
    @LunarOverdrive 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Each AI battle gets more and more incomprehensible and I love it. We've gone from making a deal with Satan to Saul Goodman becoming an angel and legally acquiring Jesus to Jar Jar Binks using space magic to make the world forget about him.
    And meanwhile, on Earth, the Dougtopians have discovered strange ruins on Mars. They're sure these ruins were built by intelligent beings. But how did they get from Mars to the Earth? Then the scientists realize something: the ruins look very similar to the structures found in Mercury.

  • @masterplusmargarita
    @masterplusmargarita ปีที่แล้ว +766

    The whole Yoda Emperor saga really got me. I'm pretty sure Yoda causes a crisis of succession in Dougtopia by making an offhanded joke about being the real Emperor.

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@A.F.1 I challenge you to challenge this ratio

    • @dittomaster2141
      @dittomaster2141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@A.F.1 can't laugh at it if I don't watch it, win win for me idiottt

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really thought for a second that Doug was going to replace Grevious with Dougtopian Emperor God-King Yoda but nope, Yoda was just fucking with him.

    • @Runnow642
      @Runnow642 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robonator2945 so he basically killed grievous for no reason and actually said a joke at his death by saying that grievous is the emperor and the force mind trick jar jar to think that he himself is the emperor for Yoda’s amusement

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    AI: "You have succesfully trained Spartan 117."
    Chat: "Do we get him?"
    AI: "Haha, no here are human controlled humans from Earth who hate you instead."

    • @CookieOfChaos123
      @CookieOfChaos123 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Chad 007 Like I have said before, bots are not chads.

    • @RushWheeler
      @RushWheeler ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love the fact that the AI has to explain that the humans are controlled by humans as if it's not inherently obvious

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CookieOfChaos123 Are you really out here arguing with bots??

    • @CookieOfChaos123
      @CookieOfChaos123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@An_Entire_Lime i was bored

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RushWheeler Because its not. We are, for example flesh mechs controlled by fleshy pink spaghetti. They are, humans controlled not by brains, but humans.

  • @LightRaven96
    @LightRaven96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i really love that sun 3 got so upset about being told to fuck off that it decided not only leave dug but it just left the story entirely.

  • @MonsieurMoai
    @MonsieurMoai 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Technically, Twitch Chat never won because they ate Moon Tzu, which would lose them a point.

  • @snakehead214
    @snakehead214 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    If you think about it, Chat ate Moon Tsu and because of that, stays at 9 points after building the mega-toilet.
    Anyways, I dont want this series to end, its absolutely great.

    • @reallyrll
      @reallyrll ปีที่แล้ว +149

      In the full stream, the ruling was that since Chaturn didn't eat Moon Tzu until after the toilet was completed, there was a moment between the completion of the Mega Toilet and the celebration feast that they had both (and thus, all ten points).
      They also built a replacement moon after Jar Jar took a shit in the Mega Toilet, so they got the points back anyway.

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plus, Doug said he would count the Cheese Creatures as a point if Moon Tzu was gone

    • @snakehead214
      @snakehead214 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@toebrother I just assumed they were eaten too since they consist out of the same material.

  • @alecopedia5744
    @alecopedia5744 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    That jar jar and yoda interaction had the progression of a comedy sketch.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      When Groot says that he can't become Emperor, because he already has a job as plant, I laughed so hard that I choked on my own spit

    • @pidbul530
      @pidbul530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a hot minute there Joda convienced Jar Jar, that it's the Binks, who's the emperor. Can't make this shit up.

  • @Big_RandyTM
    @Big_RandyTM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jar Jar negotiating a trillion dollars from Chaturn was the most polite case of robbery I’ve ever seen

  • @quitetheshroomyboi
    @quitetheshroomyboi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i love how jar jar got told "we'll eat your bones" and he just said "WELP, CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. YOU GOT ME THERE, BUDDY"

  • @snipersEND
    @snipersEND ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I love these AI stories so much. First General Iron Balls, now yelling at the sun to "fuck off". Both have had me laughing harder than I've laughed in years

    • @pizzarequiem3448
      @pizzarequiem3448 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I gota say my favorite one was the first one, when they fought over Europe

  • @francismartial6427
    @francismartial6427 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    The sun telling Twitch Chat to "Fuck off!" Is one of the funniest moments in DougDoug history

    • @flallana18
      @flallana18 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Eye can your link explain why you’re cringe?

    • @mysiph
      @mysiph ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@flallana18 it’s a bot

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should've attacked them at night lol

    • @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat
      @Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@mysiph youtube really needs to improve their bot detection. It didn't use to be this big an issue.

    • @flallana18
      @flallana18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mysiph that’s why it’s cringe

  • @lucasvassos8224
    @lucasvassos8224 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Doug should have gotten a special resource because when the sun turns off the sun says “he will give them my his power and turn off light completely.”

  • @fedcab4360
    @fedcab4360 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Twitch chat actually lost doom guy in the dougtopia civil war

  • @noahhopkins8982
    @noahhopkins8982 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    One day there needs to be an A-Crew vs Z-Crew version of this 😂

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That would be incredible. Hope that happens one day.

    • @reidarkollstrm5218
      @reidarkollstrm5218 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy hell yes

    • @scrapinator8898
      @scrapinator8898 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chad 007 report every last one of them!!!!

    • @mattr071
      @mattr071 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A-Crew, Z-Crew, AND DougDoug. That’s would be legendary

    • @saskia4219
      @saskia4219 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @ebony721
    @ebony721 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I love how the AI started out on Chats story and immediately decided to turn them into the villain of their own story, and also refused to let Doug colonise Mercury

  • @s1ren_exe
    @s1ren_exe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AI: and i will draw DISCOVER RUINS ON MARS, allowing me to draw 3 new cards from my deck!
    doug: THATS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS

    • @theboys1479
      @theboys1479 ปีที่แล้ว

      AI: Thats where your wrong for I have pot of stupidity, to allow me to do such actions.

  • @potatoe972
    @potatoe972 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:47 I love how the AI completely ignored everything Doug just said and immediately went back to its own story.

  • @craigyeah1052
    @craigyeah1052 ปีที่แล้ว +5311

    Holy crap Jar Jar is a genius. He somehow directed that conversation into being paid 1 trillion dollars for something they already had.

    • @DashiellQwerty
      @DashiellQwerty ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Wait… you’re right!

    • @rebel2809
      @rebel2809 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      that was crazy, saying 10b was too much to accepting paying 1t and then being paid 1t

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Like how he talked everyone into giving up democracy in the movied

    • @joshjames582
      @joshjames582 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's a Sith power.

    • @DissedRedEngie
      @DissedRedEngie ปีที่แล้ว +134

      that is some *yes* "no" *yes* "no" *no* "yes" shit

  • @ACID_
    @ACID_ ปีที่แล้ว +378

    "One twin is normal and one twin is a clone " - AI

    • @setster007
      @setster007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, prequel logic.

  • @koi4514
    @koi4514 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I already have a job. I'm a plant"

  • @TheStoneyJackson
    @TheStoneyJackson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since I’ve never played a single Halo game, this is an entirely original plot to me

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Love how the AI seems to slowly catch on to how batshit insane chat is and just runs with it

    • @gamemultiplier1750
      @gamemultiplier1750 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "We wanna use it as a toilet!" Says the Chaturn Empire. "We're going to put a toilet on Uranus!"
      -NovelAI

  • @SuperSimputer
    @SuperSimputer ปีที่แล้ว +3974

    I thought Jar-Jar was the worst negotiator ever but that whole time he was pulling some actual Bugs Bunny shit. Legend

    • @Top1Awesome
      @Top1Awesome ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Jar jar was carrying dougtopia bro

    • @adonutlol1697
      @adonutlol1697 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      He is THE sith lord.

    • @First-to-last
      @First-to-last ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@adonutlol1697 of Dougtopia

    • @lolucorn1
      @lolucorn1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@hatetheantichristyskyN

    • @ezrabeltz
      @ezrabeltz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hes my favorite canon villan

  • @tromedlovdrolmai
    @tromedlovdrolmai ปีที่แล้ว +3

    36:57 greatest Chaturn backfire of the video

  • @jpfine4898
    @jpfine4898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how the Halo Ring was created in the beginning, not mentioned for like 45 minutes, and then Doug just remembered it was there and tried to win with it.

  • @Clownfly64
    @Clownfly64 ปีที่แล้ว +4123

    Dougdoug: Let's go to Mercury.
    AI: Nah you're going to Venus.
    Dougdoug: But Mercury-
    AI: YOU'RE GOING TO VENUS

    • @be.trayedone5244
      @be.trayedone5244 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Dougdoug: *actually checks out venus*
      AI: nah let's go somewhere else this place is boring

    • @plushiibean
      @plushiibean ปีที่แล้ว +60

      the new brazil

    • @conallprince6471
      @conallprince6471 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's also close to the sun.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      later
      Dougdoug: *breathes*
      AI: MEANWHILE ON MARS!

    • @wordchannel972
      @wordchannel972 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *i said we venus today*

  • @jaredsalas1511
    @jaredsalas1511 ปีที่แล้ว +3729

    I like to see the AI as like a toddler and chat and Doug are both trying to coinvince it to do certains tasks, but then it's like NO! RUINED CITY ON MARS AND SPACE COVENANT HUMAN PEOPLE

    • @DragonMan-tj3eg
      @DragonMan-tj3eg ปีที่แล้ว +272

      But wait...
      It looks like the ruins on mercury!

    • @yeetusdeletus8565
      @yeetusdeletus8565 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      And then suddenly scientists noticed some sort of ancient cities on mars..

    • @day7163
      @day7163 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It learned a no-no word which was "fuck off" lol

    • @Cerealissoup212
      @Cerealissoup212 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh and then the chaturns scream *NOPE* off at the sun

    • @Markcrazeer
      @Markcrazeer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      well we did introduce master chief into the mix. that was our fault. but the ruins were entirely ai.
      let her cook.

  • @josephray459
    @josephray459 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've concluded that the Dougtopian Emperor is an esoteric force of nature that is capable of having multiple avatars

  • @mathewmurillo8247
    @mathewmurillo8247 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so let me see if i got the factions right
    CHATURN
    Empress ghost
    Dr halsey
    Doom guy
    The chatronomicon
    The cheese creatures
    Sun tzu
    Moon tzu
    DOUGTOPIA
    The emperor
    Master chief
    Jar jar binks
    General grievous 2.0
    General slith
    Princess leia
    Sun 3
    THE COVENENT
    Spartan 117
    HUMANS OF EARTH
    The arbiter twins (the sons of ghost)
    ED-E
    Arbiter
    THE MERCURIANS
    Yoda
    Groot
    Chewbacca

    • @Knightmare2018
      @Knightmare2018 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, now I can follow along 😂

  • @SomeDudeWhoIsntDead
    @SomeDudeWhoIsntDead ปีที่แล้ว +671

    They should do one of these with 3 teams seperating chat to A crew and Z crew.

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes

    • @meem6154
      @meem6154 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think it would drag on too long, unless it is A crew vs Z crew leaving Doug as narrator/commentator along with judge.

    • @sapphiccharlotte1818
      @sapphiccharlotte1818 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      would be cool but very difficult to manage

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@meem6154 **Spawning Dragons**

    • @vortex_all9055
      @vortex_all9055 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Viscidsquare040 aw fuck YOU'VE DONE IT NOW MEEM!