"We will burn that bridge... when we get to it..." This is just such a perfect way to describe the Venom - Spider-Man relationship... ... I'm dead... xD
Yeah something like this happened to me. Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, CAN you? Me: Yes, I can, and I will. And then I just went to the bathroom I didn’t care.
Robber: "How can you look like that? Its not possible." Venom: "Now you listen and you listen closely. Nothing is possible" Robber: "Are you kidding me right now?"
@@cryoblaster8371 lethal protector would beg to differ. Eddie wasn't a bad guy and neither was the symbiote, they hated Spider-Man and so it made him a little crazy but when he thought he had killed Spiderman he basically disappeared and didn't return until Peter had to get him to stop Carnage.
@@justanotherstruggler8297 like I said it made venom a little crazy but after awhile they came to an understanding (not buddy buddy friendship but an understanding) which saw venom leave new York which is where we got Lethal Protector.
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I think he would be at the Chimichanga food truck place with Deadpool and the other anti heros. ( Check out Deadpool 2 HISHE and Cable, Domino, etc are there hanging out there)
Except for the fact that he didn't eat that dude everything in the movie turned out just like it venom 's gonna learn communicating and culture and the show has become a complete comedy Hishe nearly spoiled it lol
Actually, what Venom is using is called a malaphor, which is the mixing of two idioms. And while I can't speak for the other ones, "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is a quite common usage of a malaphor.
Jan Christoffersen Right after you get glasses bud. I clearly said the problem was being able to UNDERSTAND what he’s saying, not that there’s any difficulty in hearing him.
It is right after you mention he sounds clearer, which does imply you have trouble hearing him, and "understanding" could mean hearing what he actually said, especially in this context
You'll be this armless, legless, faceless thing rolling down the street.....Like a turd, in the wind... What? Like a turd, in the wind... Ahaha that cracked me up!!i laughed so hard😂😂😂
That’s Venom in a nutshell in comics too. He’s a terrifying creature to fight, if you’re a villain or hero (he’s been promoted to Anti-Hero for a while in the comics) but outside of Venoms skills in fighting and killing, Venom is a HUGE dork. At one point to Spider-Man’s completely confusion Venom started obsessively singing when swinging or climbing around the city and even created his own Theme song to the tune of the classic Spider-Man theme Song. Then their was the time Venom tried to be a parent to one of its newest spawns in hopes it won’t turn into a psychotic murderer like Carnage despite the fact his race don’t have paternal instincts and Venom actively thinks showing love to your children is “creepy”
Well safe to say that in this movie in particular, whenever Brock is wearing Venom, Venom is in control. Not Brock. Notice how in the movie that Eddie is pretty fuckin' terrified of Venom. He shook my guy. That's a sign of them not fully mutually bonding yet. Maybe they will at the end of the film.
Yet during the trailer Eddie agrees to be its host only if they go after criminals. So yeah, they are sharing control. And I think being bonded to Eddie would give it more clever dialogue than this. Really, this whole movie misses the point of why Venom was originally created and why he was such a good Spiderman villain. Two beings who both hate Peter Parker fused together, have all the details of Peter's life at their fingertips, can remain undetected even by Spiderman, and who Peter can't beat in a straight fight. Now he's just an anti-hero with no connection to Spiderman which made him so interesting.
Raiga Saezima You make it seem like he’s so terrible, it was only The Amazing Spider-Man 2 that was bad, it’s mostly the writers’ fault. The Amazing Spider-Man 1 had a good origin story of their own Spider-Man, you could see that they wanted to make their own Spider-Man different from what we’ve seen. At least Andrew’s Spider-Man made his own Costume and didn’t rely on a billionaire to do everything for him... and this is from a person who actually kind of liked Tom’s performance.
I feel bad for Garfield though, he wanted to make it something decent but then the studio came along and completed disregarded his input, it's not the first time Sony's done this.
@@Narutass43 opinions mates opinions period movies of any kind are always subjective from person to person. Having said that though I do agree you that the movie was meh.
Well ign said that the last of us is a good game It's not So i guess ign isn't always right And what he meant to say is that movie will be commonly liked
Spider-Man: I heard the new Spider-Man died. I’m available. Venom: we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it. Spider-Man: I think you me cross it. Venom: No we meant burn it. Lol even he hates the other Spider-Man. 🤣
RPG Is Life the joke is that it’s Andrew Garfield, who’s job as playing Spider-Man got taken by Tom Holland since people didn’t think he was that great
Funny enough, I've actually heard "this isn't rocket surgery" being multiple times in conversation...in addition to the "we'll burn that bridge when we get there."
Venoms disappointed face would be a perfect profile picture.
who tf you are waiting for just do it!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY ahead of ya.
You -were- *are* the chosen one!
DAMN IT!!! For some reason my profile pic isn't being updated in the comments section!
@@KyProRen no it shows as venom, your good.
"Do not beat a dead gift horse in the mouth".
That should have been in the movie.
I wouldn't dive to deep into why they didn't use this phrase. Curiosity killed the cake after all.
And eat it to!
What two phrases are those?
Cunning Smile Do not beat a dead horse is one I don’t know the other one
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
@@cunningsmile4166 other one is curiosity kills the cat
I bet Venom is trying to say one thing and Eddie is trying to say another and that's what's messing them up.
Yup.
But many times venom mentions that what he said was what he means
Now you started this war and I’m eating it
Bet they're having an inner argument at the time
Or Eddy is purposely giving Venom the wrong wording cause he thinks it is funny
"We will burn that bridge... when we get to it..."
This is just such a perfect way to describe the Venom - Spider-Man relationship...
... I'm dead... xD
We burn that bridge when we cross it
@@syntheticdawn4992 I think you mean cross
No we meant burn it
@@slospop1125 No, we meant burn it ! 😏😎😎😏🔥🔥🔥
Me: Soo Beautiful! :')
"Surf the web! Surf the web! Surf the web!" "SHUT UP BROCK!"
THAT EXPRESSION AT 0:42 IS PRICELESS.
Dhruvil Patel lol yes
I look at this over and over and still laugh.
It looks... adorable?
I did my prof pic from itm
"Okay let's try something else"
Now watch and learn here's the deal...
This is not rocket surgery, it’s obvious curiosity killed the cake
Pea Bird and eat it too
Exactly, just like you can't have your cat and eat it too.
It's just comment sense.
Pea Bird and ate it too
Pea Bird And eat it, too.
I’m done, just kill me -.-
Curiosity killed the cake
~ Venom 2018
(Rocket surgiologist)
When I grow up, I wanna be a Rocket Surgiologist!
Nipun Sharma Rocket surgeon you mean..
*And eat it, too.*
0:42
When you ask your teacher
“Can I use the bathroom”
And the teacher says
“No it’s may I use the bathroom”?
Yeah something like this happened to me.
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don’t know, CAN you?
Me: Yes, I can, and I will.
And then I just went to the bathroom I didn’t care.
@@Alpha-cr7pu Jeez, I haven't heard that 1 since high school.
I remember some teachers in middle school & high school said that.
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, It's May."
"No, it's March."
@@Timetosleep912 thats pure gold XD
One time my pe coach said I don’t know can you
Venom insults are priceless...
Spider- Man Yes Spider-Man You Aren’t In The Movie
Spider- Man
_Hey! Do I know you?_
@@peerparr2108 I was thinking the exact same thing!
Spider- Man
_You look really familiar to someone._
@@peerparr2108 Yeah... I just can't put my finger on it.
Wow im impressed by Venom's cultured accent. Venom would be great in Shakespears play.
Spider-Man is way too confident about his return. He shouldn't count his chickens with one stone.
To go well in the Spidy-Verse, as Spiderman knows, you must keep calm and carry a big stick.
Chen the Creator bricks and bones cause people to moan
Hahahahaha......Nailed it...
@Lxrd SiniXter He should get that checked out, actually. One bad apple a day can ruin your whole Doctor.
It is best to let sleeping elephants lie in the room.
That's right Venom... *Life is like a box of hamsters.. never know when you going to fly*
SOOOOO UNDERRATED
Actually it's "a box of turd'
@@Chief_Bill
Life is like a box of turds, you always know how bad it tastes.
"When life gives you lemons, make Key Lime Pie..." 😯
"The way to get started is to quit doing and begin talking." -Someone Famous idk
Oh come on, you mustn't blame Venom, he's an alien, he doesn't really know how idioms work. Give him time.
I know, right? Lmao! Let Eddie teach him grammar first. Venom will get it lol
Lmao!!!!,l🤣🤣🤣
No one really says mustn't. That's not a thing.
I thinks it's Eddies grammar das messed up the symbiot in the first place.
If he can learn English instantly, he can learn idioms.
I love that huffy venom face at 0:42
So do I! lol 😂😂😂
Same here!
Lol
Reminds me of HolyGod
Me too!
I even made it my new profile pic! XD
This is not rocket surgery
-Venom (2018)
Elija03 that is hilarious
Robber: "How can you look like that? Its not possible."
Venom: "Now you listen and you listen closely. Nothing is possible"
Robber: "Are you kidding me right now?"
*Nothing is possible*
This is trailer
The face venom makes at 0:42 is why you guys are the best!
I can’t wait for Venom to talk to Deadpool at the anti hero food truck lol
Travis Hightower wouldn’t venom just go to the pub though he doesn’t seem like much of a anti hero to me
Hes not an anti hero he has never been a good guy
@@cryoblaster8371 lethal protector would beg to differ. Eddie wasn't a bad guy and neither was the symbiote, they hated Spider-Man and so it made him a little crazy but when he thought he had killed Spiderman he basically disappeared and didn't return until Peter had to get him to stop Carnage.
strifenineteen 2 dudes who hate the hero of the story and join forces to kill him? Sounds like a villain to me
@@justanotherstruggler8297 like I said it made venom a little crazy but after awhile they came to an understanding (not buddy buddy friendship but an understanding) which saw venom leave new York which is where we got Lethal Protector.
"This is not Rocket surgery"
idfkgohst when I wash comment surfing when he said rocket surgery I saw your comment
He said it when i read it. Perfect timing
This is not rocket surgery or brain science
Yogscast said it first!
idfkgohst do not beat a dead gift horse in the mouth
"We will burn that bridge when we get to it." is actually a brilliant corruption of the original saying! Wish I'd come up with it!
The saying has been around awhile. Tom Cruise even uses it in Mission Impossible Fallout.
Venom’s face at 0:42 lol 😆
Lol
LOI
Sam Montanez Ik haha
Lol
Me wen theres no cake left
0:42
The face you make when no one understands your metaphors.
Aaaaaaaaaaa I see you everywhere
Hello there
So uncivilized...
@@samuelhaines3685 tell that to kanjiclub!
Or your movie references
Curiosity killed the cake..... And ate it too!!
1:19
I'm done, just kill me.
J4K3 P24 That’s going to be my new saying. Lol
Like Gwen Stacy,
Falling rapidly
From a tower....
@Mr Infinity Gaming Same 😂🤣
I was hoping you make the scene that venom says "we are venom"
And the groot says "I am groot"
And then cap says "I am Steve Rogers"
AND I'M BATMAN
WeGoBoom i was waiting for that
Ima mario
I AM MARY POPPINS YALL
WeGoBoom I was about to say that 🤣
I’m Batman..
I’m Groot
I’m Marry poppins ya’ll
I am Steve Rogers
We are Venom
I am your father.
I'm a mario
Clowny Leo I’m a mario
I am Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive
I am consciousness.
I am Alive.
I am Chappie.
"Like a turd in the wind." - Venom < "Let's kick some ice!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
" is ice to see you"
Weight of Cinema!!!!???
Amber Beam In the flesh! Or... erm, text.
Weight Of Cinema You help my depression
Amber Beam Wow, that really is an honor to hear. It’s so good to know that my videos have their worthwhile effect on people. Cheers to you, friend :)
WHAT GOES AROUND BARKS AT THE WRONG TREE
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw the baby out with the bath water
CLEVER!! YOUR LIKE A BRAIN PROFESSOR 😂 Got that from spongebob btw
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤔
Don’t step on a crack or you’ll have a chip on your shoulder
Hm, I see it’s contagious. I guess you can say the cats got your tongue out of the bag..........
Gosh dang it!
*"Like a turd in the wind...."*
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*"this isn't rocket surgery!"*
Sounds like the title of the worst country song ever
"Watch how I-"
"I am a turd in the wind... I AM A TURD IN THE WIND."
We need a whole video of Venom screwing up sayings
NotNotAHuman That’s... kind of what this video is...
@@EricDG326 No need to be a Sergeant Obvious... 😯
Stephen Bassette I wouldn’t need to be if people would actually see the obvious
@@EricDG326 Lol did you see me screw up the saying?
@@EricDG326 Maybe he meant "feature-length video" by saying "whole video"? Did anyone of you thought about that? xD
Many years from now "like a turd in the wind" will be a common and iconic phrase.
I'm holding out hope that "Shock" becomes a real curse word
It'll be like "Smell you later" in Simpsons.
Oh shut up! You're just a turd in the wind.
I will be taking a dump in the middle of a storm just to see a turd in the wind.
Especially when we have to look back at this movie and describe it in one sentence.
_Do not beat a dead gift horse in the mouth_
We are batman
0:42 is your prp
Ryan Michael Wow, I think maybe j-just stop talking. I’d be much more terrified, if you weren’t talking.
💩
Ryan Michael that made me laugh so much!!!
0:42
Venom’s face is priceless XD
Mood xD
dont forget 1:40 XD
1:19 I love the way Venom just yells 'Curiosity killed the cake!' like he knows he has no idea what it means, but wants to say it anyway.
Remember kids
"Curiosity killed the cake"
WOW
WUT?!?
"And eat it too"
translation note:cake means plan
I find that the funniest
Venom:We will eat both of your arms and both of your legs-
Robber:Hey look the MCU wants to buy you!
Venom:WHERE? OH MY GOD!
*Robber runs away
Actually it would be, "WHERE? OH OUR GOD!"
Blazikendude I was just about to correct him. You beat me by a minute
Guess you could say, I typed that in a FLASH.
@@onboro7707 ba dum tss!
"Oh my Knull!" Ha ha comic book joke...
Kill me
Turd in the wind always confused me a bit too
Daycrist Still doesn't excuse the line.
@@MrJackblack7 that literally does
devineggins4 Just because it's comic accurate doesn't automatically make it good. By that logic Watchmen is the greatest superhero movie ever.
Daycrist It's a bad line. Regardless of the accuracy to Venom's character.
It is.
0:16 I didn’t realize venom actually said “like a turd in the wind” in the real movie 😂
LOL xD
Nobody says that. he mixed up the saying. He did. did he?
0:42 That face look from Venom Hilarious
Would like to see him do that in the movie 😂
1:41 don’t forget that
His faces are the best part!
Ikr
5
Just sitting here, watching Hishe, listening to ‘He’s a Spiderman’ on Apple Music, and doing my homework. Couldn’t ask for a more relaxing evening.
EDIT: It's an honor, Hishe
Like number 99
Thank you, sir
Its on Apple Music? Thanks you for this blessing
No problemo, mi amigo.
No one cares.
Do a HISHE on Ant-Man and the Wasp next.
We're working on it... but the Jurassic World 2 HISHE is next!
Didn't Solo come before Ant man?
Lmao😂😂 they could get swatted with a fly swatter
@@HowItShouldHaveEnded That is a fantastic new!
@ FNAF? Wtf are u even a gamer? That ain't a legit gamer, that's a game we use to play on the school computers
Wait the phrase ISN'T "Burn that bridge when we get to it?" I've been saying "burn" for years!
Mandela effect probably
yeah me too
Its cross that bridge when we get to it
How the Venom trailer should have ended.
Whoa. I did not see that coming
"Curiosity killed the cake and eat it too" made me pee a lil
Don't count your eggs, before they they cross the road.
Professor Quotation one chicken broke that rule
You can't beat a dead horse and eat it too.
Username checks out.
You can take a horse to water but you get the horns
An apple a day gathers no moss
“LiKe a TuRd iN ThE wInD.”
Peytøn Aryñ do you feel me
00:42 my favorite venom face expression ever XD
00:42 correction
fine
ಠ_ಠ
Fr lmao
reappears at 1:41 too
It's canon now - Venom is bad with idioms...
I'm okay with this character development
Agreed. Besides, if they edit the line out in post it is going to catch even more heat than just owning it.
:D
Because Eddie is saying one thing and Venom tries to finish his sentences. Canonized.
But he's great with Malaphors
I have a parasite.
*PARASITE?*
Yeah. It's a term of endearment.
*APOLOGIZE!*
nO
The Fangirling *APOLOGIZE!*
Eddie: Ok! I'm sorry! So what do you want to do?
Venom: The way I see it, we could do whatever WE want!
And I thought that was the only time Eddie CALLED the symbiote a parasite until I saw the film.
I just saw the movie
“This isn’t rocket surgery” I actually use that.
Classic Venom, it's all fun and games until it is worth two in the bush
G-Rated
It’s all fun and games until a kid dies
Then it’s hilarious!!
Ginger Gordon u have a bad heart
I’m dying of laughter bc he died lol
Can’t wait for we are venom vs i am batman
Wouldn't Venom hang at the villain pub though?
Abhishitk Asari and i am groot
I think he would be at the Chimichanga food truck place with Deadpool and the other anti heros. ( Check out Deadpool 2 HISHE and Cable, Domino, etc are there hanging out there)
@@zark6150 and I am Steve Rodgers.
Well I’m Mary Poppins y’all!
No, we meant burn it.
Still waiting for that "How Venom Should have Ended" it writes it's self...
Me to
Now you can watch it 😉
Venom should've removed his symbiote revealing...Batman.
PowahSlap Entertainmint “y-you don’t want to do this man... because IM BATMAN”
I get this feeling in the Venom HISHE Batman has a symbiote and will say "WE are Batman".
Or bane
We....
ARE BATMAN
WE......ARE BATMAN
No, I meant burn it -Sony @ Marvel
Omg, I had this boss who used to always say "We'll burn that bridge when we cross it". Ok, he wasn't a rocket surgeon, but still.
I think you mean "brain scientist".
Depending on the context that phrase could actually make sense, but I'm assuming the context he used it in didnt
Just leave it alone man, you can't beat a dead gift horse in the cake.
Dax Bradley hey, when life gives you lemons, try try again
When you get to it, you cross it. After you cross it, you burn it.
0:42 Venom’s face though it’s hilarious
At least I can understand what venom's saying in this.....
Peter Parker lmao
I could understand what he said in the trailer fine
I meant the first time
Yeah but this one sounds like mojo jojo 😂
I understood just fine
Well now we know what the HISHE for venom will be like
Except for the fact that he didn't eat that dude everything in the movie turned out just like it venom 's gonna learn communicating and culture and the show has become a complete comedy Hishe nearly spoiled it lol
"We will burn that bridge when we get to it!"
The King of Nerds I think you meant cross that bridge when we get to it.
RazorRex no we meant burn it
@@RazorRex
lol
@@Dragonmongamer
lol
And you’ll be rolling down the street like a turd in the wind
1:29 If Venom Actually Met The Amazing Spiderman
Actually, what Venom is using is called a malaphor, which is the mixing of two idioms. And while I can't speak for the other ones, "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is a quite common usage of a malaphor.
Yeah I think that last one was meant to be the joke since Sony don't have access to Spider-Man for this one.
It's hilarious that there's a name for it.
@nurdin nnn No.
When the HISHE venom sounds more clearer and is easier to understand than the venom in the actual trailer.
Get hearing aids
Jan Christoffersen Right after you get glasses bud. I clearly said the problem was being able to UNDERSTAND what he’s saying, not that there’s any difficulty in hearing him.
It is right after you mention he sounds clearer, which does imply you have trouble hearing him, and "understanding" could mean hearing what he actually said, especially in this context
Everyone understood what he meant excepting you Jan. You're like a turd in the wind.
Gotta be something wrong with your ears.
Curiosity killed the cake
Me: but I thought the cake was a lie
What?! There is no cake?! After all this jumping around. Not cool.
Epic reference
No that cat is a lie lol
And then eat it too
Now don't add an edit thanking everyone for the likes.
You'll be this armless, legless, faceless thing rolling down the street.....Like a turd, in the wind...
What?
Like a turd, in the wind...
Ahaha that cracked me up!!i laughed so hard😂😂😂
That’s Venom in a nutshell in comics too. He’s a terrifying creature to fight, if you’re a villain or hero (he’s been promoted to Anti-Hero for a while in the comics) but outside of Venoms skills in fighting and killing, Venom is a HUGE dork. At one point to Spider-Man’s completely confusion Venom started obsessively singing when swinging or climbing around the city and even created his own Theme song to the tune of the classic Spider-Man theme Song. Then their was the time Venom tried to be a parent to one of its newest spawns in hopes it won’t turn into a psychotic murderer like Carnage despite the fact his race don’t have paternal instincts and Venom actively thinks showing love to your children is “creepy”
Ikr XD
“Like Gwen Stacy in the wind.”
That’s messed up
Ouch that hurts...
*OOF*
“I’m done, I am done just kill me now”
Too soon
This video is gonna stick with me like blue on rice
Well hey. Venom is an Alien. He doesn't understand Earth's sayings. xD
But Eddie Brock does, and he's one half of Venom.
Well safe to say that in this movie in particular, whenever Brock is wearing Venom, Venom is in control. Not Brock. Notice how in the movie that Eddie is pretty fuckin' terrified of Venom. He shook my guy. That's a sign of them not fully mutually bonding yet. Maybe they will at the end of the film.
He prefers to be call an undocumented symbiote...
@@Bladescorpion83 I thought he preferred mortally challenged
Yet during the trailer Eddie agrees to be its host only if they go after criminals. So yeah, they are sharing control. And I think being bonded to Eddie would give it more clever dialogue than this. Really, this whole movie misses the point of why Venom was originally created and why he was such a good Spiderman villain. Two beings who both hate Peter Parker fused together, have all the details of Peter's life at their fingertips, can remain undetected even by Spiderman, and who Peter can't beat in a straight fight. Now he's just an anti-hero with no connection to Spiderman which made him so interesting.
“Curiosity killed the cake! And eat it too!”
*[visible confusion]*
Curiosity killed the cake, and eat it too
Lmao rn
Wynaut Videos IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
he sounds like caboose from rvb
"Curiosity killed the cake! And eat it too!!!" Lmfao yo this is pure gold!
How much do yall want to bet that Venom NEVER says this in the actual movie
BattleUp Saber of course, they probably replace it with something else in post production
Like Thanos's "smile"
Nah, they will most likely put it at the end of the movie or credit scene. Just like how they spoil rhino in amazing spiderman 2.
Yea....
If they are smart....
"Like a turd in the wind" < "The ice man cometh!"
Even Arnie's puns are better
I like turds in the wind. Kinda sounds like a band name...
A shity band name
Hahahahhahahahhahahha
Billy Chambers 😂
Or a parodied song by Kansas
Feels like a band name that would be in parks and rec
He definitely meant burn that bridge. We'll all burn that link to your world, Garfield.
Raiga Saezima
You make it seem like he’s so terrible, it was only The Amazing Spider-Man 2 that was bad, it’s mostly the writers’ fault.
The Amazing Spider-Man 1 had a good origin story of their own Spider-Man, you could see that they wanted to make their own Spider-Man different from what we’ve seen.
At least Andrew’s Spider-Man made his own Costume and didn’t rely on a billionaire to do everything for him... and this is from a person who actually kind of liked Tom’s performance.
I feel bad for Garfield though, he wanted to make it something decent but then the studio came along and completed disregarded his input, it's not the first time Sony's done this.
That part got me laughing.
ThePenitentMan1
He had to take Mondays off when filming both movies because... well, you know.
The combination of two or more idioms is called a "malaphor".
It's appropriate because Venom is a combination himself.
Malaphor does sound like a good name for an alien creature
@@jareththegoblinking3191 it's the forgotten 7th child of Venom. He only makes bad jokes.
+Eddie G-D Sooo basically this guy but hes copying the real Venom from the actual movie
Travis Stratos you book nerd
Ur killing comedy....be ashamed👺
"curiosity killed the cake
and ate it too"
"Im done just kill me" 😂😂😂
"This is not rocket surgery"
-Venom 2018
"Curiosity killed the cake"
-also venom 2018
"I'm done, just kill me"
-random thug 2018
I also watched the video.
to be fair, people do say rocket surgery to be ironic so he actually got that one right.
THE CAKE IS A *LIEEEE*!!!
“And eat it too!”
Venom is the new Drax
Why is Drax?
Who Is Drax
WHAT IS DRAX
When is Drax!?
@@HUNGRYHEART48 how is drax
0:42 When you hear fireworks at night when you try to sleep
Just saw the movie, it was awesome. Don't listen to ign or rotten tomatoes. If you want to see it, see it.
Just because you liked it doesn't make it good
@@Narutass43 opinions mates opinions period movies of any kind are always subjective from person to person. Having said that though I do agree you that the movie was meh.
Well ign said that the last of us is a good game
It's not
So i guess ign isn't always right
And what he meant to say is that movie will be commonly liked
it's one of the best movies I have watched and it's the first on the box office
@@derarhamdan7054 Are u kidding The Last of Us is an amazing game !
Curiosity killed the cake lmao 😂😂😂
And eat it too XD
But what if it’s a falsehood?🤔🤔🤔(a.k.a. a lie)
If I am Curiosity, I'll kill a cake too and eat it.
We are venom
“WE ARE STEVE ROGERS”
We are a-mario.
WE ARE GROOT!
WE ARE VENGENCE,
WE ARE THE NIGHT,
*WE ARE BATMAN!!*
*We are groot*
WE. ARE. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!
0:42 - Venom looks just hilariously WRONG with his mouth closed
Topher Grace looks jacked
Dammit, I've been saying "it's not rocket surgery" for years as my own personal meta joke , now people will think I've got an impediment of sorts
I think I heard it on tv once
Same
I know your pain, I've been saying burn that bridge when I get to it for a while now too.
LoL
I'm Batman,
I am Groot,
We are Venom!
I am Steve Rogers
@Joseph Sparks you won
Venom saying “monkey poop” has made this day infinitely better. 00:38
If Biff Tannen was Venom “ Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!”
Baron von poon slayer the 3rd Gold! 😂😂
Biff Tannen would make a fantastic Eddie Brock
Spider-Man: I heard the new Spider-Man died. I’m available.
Venom: we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.
Spider-Man: I think you me cross it.
Venom: No we meant burn it.
Lol even he hates the other Spider-Man. 🤣
RPG Is Life the joke is that it’s Andrew Garfield, who’s job as playing Spider-Man got taken by Tom Holland since people didn’t think he was that great
"Rocket Surgery!!"
ROFL!!
Eggo syrup
its not brain science after all ;o
Curiosity kills the cake.
I'm hungry and curious at the same time.
*Cake dies*
NOOOOOOOO
The cat is a lie.
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
The new spider man will be revived, but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
This argument better be in the actual movie cause it's hilarious :)
I'd like to see Spiderman argue with Venom about his terrible lines (If they ever going to crossover in the MCU)
You doing trailers now.
Your not itz rex
They've been doing them for a few seasons
They have done it before for avengers age of ultron
They did age of ultron trailer
They need views
"That's not a thing nobody says that" oh cry us a table.
Do a HISHE for the trailer of Shazam!
_Rocket Surgery_
Funny enough, I've actually heard "this isn't rocket surgery" being multiple times in conversation...in addition to the "we'll burn that bridge when we get there."
Bruh
"This is not rocket SURGERY" WTF XDDD
Venom sounds like the Green Goblin from the *Ultimate Spider-Man series* at 1:35 when he says *Not now, Spider-Man.*