Fail you’re obviously incorrect, that’s not Mario Kart 9, That’s clearly Mario kart 8 deluxe with extra hot sauce and a medium Baja blast with 3 chalupas
It's actually Project Mario Kart 2025 (to be renamed to Mario Kart Forces at a later date), where Mario says his iconic line "Mushroom Kingdom's looking a lot more like Sand Kingdom right now"
The idea is simple: >sell a new switch model with insanely cool mouse joycons >day one joycon drift >force people to buy more joycons >Nintendo CEO Grindset.
to be fair to nintendo, part of the reasons JoyCons drift so badly is because of people squeezing them too hard and manhandling them, ANY controller will drift, its just really easy to damage a JoyCon specifically
@EdenEngland False. Stop simping, yes its true all consoles have had drift, nintendo no more than xbox or playstation, magnetic technology fixes this, the simping is cringe as there is basis, manhandling has nothing to do with it, stick drift occures with normal use.
@@JamesBurdon-gu5yu have you ever held a joycon? you can literally feel how thin the controller's shell is, the joystick is the same as every other console from the time, its just put in a very tiny and easy to damage casing
His reaction to the switch 2: "The switch when it has bisexual lighting?" His reaction to Mario kart 9: "MARIO KART 9 !!?!?!?!?!?!!? NOO WAYYY?!!!!!!!1?!?!!1! "
I want to point something out: If you pause at the right point in the Mario Kart gameplay, you can see a lot of empty starting spaces behind the 12 racers. 24-player Mario Kart is going to be chaotic as all hell, and I am _SO_ here for it.
For the ones that don't belive that the game is not Mario Kart 9 -Default Kart is Different -24 Slots on the finish line along with 16 racers on screen. -Track looks different(idk I never played 8 deluxe) -Other stuff I probably forgot.
You got to love how simple they made it...... from sliding to throwing the joycons onto the side without a second thought. We've waited 8 years for this breakthrough.
Just want to make sure it's understood; that's the date for the Direct. As far as we know, live events go through June. So, while it's technically possible that the console could release before then, it's very unlikely.
@@Shotgunspixie Only properties that have appeared on Nintendo consoles make it into Smash unfortunately, so TF2 is out of the question, and I doubt Overwatch will get anything either due to its live-service nature. sorry
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I do hope they still bring in the mii maker (fear it may be lost after this console as they probably only need it to support switch games like miitopia
They need to have mii support on the console for backward compatibility (and I’d assume sakurai would want it for smash 6) and miis were used a bunch in MKT.
Waking up and going on TH-cam to find something to watch with my breakfast and having the very first thing in my recommended being Switch 2 official announcement was one hell of a way to start the day
I can’t wait to spend $500 on a new console that _might_ be backwards-compatible, but even then, due to how Switch save files are stored, will force you to restart literally EVERY game you own. But hey, maybe they’ll remember to put in internet browser in this one.
@NevadaLewis Some people have brought up that it probably just means games with peripherals tied to the original Switch like Ring Fit and Labo aren't playable on the Switch 2, but otherwise most of the Switch's library is playable.
wouldn't you just be able to back up your save data to the cloud and then download it from the cloud onto the switch 2? i don't see why that wouldn't work. but i also don't mind, i delete my save files all the time ;-;
I hate to be that person but this isn’t Mario Kart 9. “Mario Kart 9” released back 2019 under the name of “Mario Kart Tour”. This new game would be Mario Kart 10.
@betafurret1503 Tour isn’t a main line game and idc what Nintendo says on that one. It didn’t release on a Nintendo console. It’s a mobile spin off. If anything you would consider Home Circuit to be 10, but considering that’s an Augmented Reality game and is really just software for an RC car, I would also cat it as a spin off. This is Mario Kart 9, although I don’t think it’ll be called that.
@ l don’t agree with that. Didn’t release on a Nintendo console, wasn’t sold, doesn’t use the same control method as any of the other games, disregards several core mechanics and modes that are staples of the other games, is live service and ONLY released on phones. I think the biggest indicator there is that it never released on a Nintendo console. Idc if Nintendo says Tour is mainline or not, if it didn’t even make it to one of their consoles it’s never going to be considered mainline. That’s like saying the Arcade game and all variations on it are mainline. I can say that tomato is a vegetable all day long. Doesn’t change the fact that it meets all criterion of a fruit and lacks criteria belonging to vegetables, and thus should be considered a fruit. They can arbitrarily say whatever they want. It doesn’t fit the criteria of a mainline Mario Kart.
The idea is simple: make switch one with a more fragile controller connection and release it with a hype new game so people forget that it's just switch one again
Nintendo I beg you please bring back the Miis, I promise I’ll make -nightmares- totally normal Mii characters with no insane lore whatsoever on my Switch 2
Well now we have to update Alear Fire Emblem's hair to fit the Switch 2 Joycon...Two-cons? My biggest surprised its that its actually called "switch 2" and that the trailer is exactly 2:22 minutes
Incredible, the joycon sound went from “click” to “clack”
Spooky scary skeletons conteollers
From snap to clap
imagine someone claps them on and off
@@someperson6665 we had tick tock clock now it's time for click clack watch
Nintendo snap
0:26 "The Nintendo Switch 2 will come with a magazine of one .44 magnum bullet capable of killing an adult person."
Guntendo
2025 truly is the year of luigi
That would unironically make some people try video games for the first time.
@@MelodyLumina you can’t be saying that Peet’s
@ 💀
"Bisexual lightin- MARIO KART!!!!"
Top 10 boat quote
That quote shows off how his brain functions
truly one of the lust layers of all time
Boat quote of the year everyone
same thing really
😭
The Idea Is No Longer Simple
The lord is has forsaken us
The idea is complicated
The thought is complex
The concept is advanced
The concept is multi-fasited
2:08 eric in that one episode of scott the woz
giggled in class thank you for saying this
Eric when he has a habit of licking every controller he sees:
I love this reference
Wow incredibly specific Special Edition Controllers reference
"I have this thing where I have to lick every single controller I see"
Fail you’re obviously incorrect, that’s not Mario Kart 9,
That’s clearly Mario kart 8 deluxe with extra hot sauce and a medium Baja blast with 3 chalupas
Where is the new funky mod?! Unplayable.
Miyamoto had to step up his game to beat taco bell
Nah. Its actually Mario kart 10. Mario Kart 9 doesnt exists, is a myth :)
Super Ultra Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Turbo DX Director’s Cut GOTY EDITION & Knuckles
It's actually Project Mario Kart 2025 (to be renamed to Mario Kart Forces at a later date), where Mario says his iconic line "Mushroom Kingdom's looking a lot more like Sand Kingdom right now"
Yeah that thumbnail pretty much shows my emotion when I saw it in my notifications
I can’t explain how relatable that thumbnail is
It’s my default state
They needed to make it 4-2 to not seem like an april fools joke lol
Yeah lmao
Fr
It's actually Feb 4th
@zoshy777 Me when I'm wrong: This is the US trailer, so it uses American Formatting
And the Twitter Accounts say April 2nd as a date
The idea is simple:
>sell a new switch model with insanely cool mouse joycons
>day one joycon drift
>force people to buy more joycons
>Nintendo CEO Grindset.
On a serious note, unironically the sticks now work off of magnets, so the chances of it actually drifting is lesser.
to be fair to nintendo, part of the reasons JoyCons drift so badly is because of people squeezing them too hard and manhandling them, ANY controller will drift, its just really easy to damage a JoyCon specifically
@EdenEngland False. Stop simping, yes its true all consoles have had drift, nintendo no more than xbox or playstation, magnetic technology fixes this, the simping is cringe as there is basis, manhandling has nothing to do with it, stick drift occures with normal use.
@@JamesBurdon-gu5yu have you ever held a joycon? you can literally feel how thin the controller's shell is, the joystick is the same as every other console from the time, its just put in a very tiny and easy to damage casing
@@edenengland1883 there is no evidence it has anything to do with squeezing, it's purely your conjecture
His reaction to the switch 2: "The switch when it has bisexual lighting?"
His reaction to Mario kart 9: "MARIO KART 9 !!?!?!?!?!?!!? NOO WAYYY?!!!!!!!1?!?!!1! "
I want to point something out: If you pause at the right point in the Mario Kart gameplay, you can see a lot of empty starting spaces behind the 12 racers.
24-player Mario Kart is going to be chaotic as all hell, and I am _SO_ here for it.
@@xraenon1664 wider bigger courses will compensate for that!
@@xraenon1664 oh god
Rainbow Road is gonna be a HELLSCAPE
@@theghosttm8245 You think Rainbow Road will be chaotic? Try 24 player BABY PARK
@@theghosttm8245 more like rainbow rash
@The_Artist_Official oh god
Imagine Baby Park.
THE SWITCH 2 IS REAAAAAALLLL!!!!!
@CanaanMoment CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
Didn't you see what Nintendo send
@@TheOneAndOnlyAwesomeDude (SO HIGH!)
(WOOAH-HOOH)
Even in Reactions, Failboat still has the nerve to still say "THE IDEA IS SIMPLE" 💀
That better be good and not an insult my friend
@@TruelyAstern to be fair the idea is legemitly simple here
@TruelyAstern the likely hood of him not saying it is like if we forgot that Greenland ever existed
Siffrin???? What are you doing here????
Failboat are you gonna make videos on the switch 2 when it comes out
Probably not
Nah, he's gonna monopolize on a less populated market: the Virtual Boy, babeyyyyy
is he gonna do it jaymoji please tell us jaymoji please jaymoji i’m begging jaymoji plea
This is the most “FINE HERE YOU GO QUIT BUGGING US” announcement ever 💀
For the ones that don't belive that the game is not Mario Kart 9
-Default Kart is Different
-24 Slots on the finish line along with 16 racers on screen.
-Track looks different(idk I never played 8 deluxe)
-Other stuff I probably forgot.
The character models are new too, most notably on Mario and DK. Looks like they're going for the N64 box art style.
You accidentally got a double negative in there
i belive that it's not Mario Kart 9, they already did that one, it's on your phone, it's called tour, it's either gonna be called 10 or X
I’ve played all maps , I never seen this one plus look at donkey Kong it’s the movie model
Another thing: the track shown in the trailer is HUGE, the single shot at the end might be larger than some Mario Kart 8 tracks
It's been so long since a Failboat reaction highlight
The thumbnail jumpscared me
As it should
Problem: jumpscare
The solution: you figure it out
I misread this as misgendered me and let me say
Wowza
2:01 Mr Failboat, it seems you made a mistake, this is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Deluxe
I swear to go-
You got to love how simple they made it...... from sliding to throwing the joycons onto the side without a second thought. We've waited 8 years for this breakthrough.
I saw this just as I came outta school :333
I’m still in school 333:
@@creeperking8702 break out :333
@@creeperking8702FIGHT THE SYSTEM :333
I just got to school 33:3
What country do you live in or time zone? Because I woke up to this
I like how calm you are for the most part throughout the revel, then the funi wahoo kart game is shown and you just lose it lmao.
0:36 "it dissolves" good to know
I said this before to my brother, missed opportunity to call it. “Nintendo: Switch It Up!”
I think they learned from the Wii U why this is not a good idea
🤨
@@mreverything7056 fair enough I just wanted to make silly pun
Exept they didn't switch anything up
But other than that it sounds great
aka the nintendo SIP
2:18 let's gooo just in time for my birthday
Same here
Happy birthday bro
same!
Just want to make sure it's understood; that's the date for the Direct. As far as we know, live events go through June. So, while it's technically possible that the console could release before then, it's very unlikely.
@cobwebinthecorner shoot
I wasn't sure which one it was but I was hoping it was the release
NINTENDO!!!!!!! A NEW SMASH BROS TITLE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Sakurai has already said that an eventual Smash 6 wont include all the Ult characters, so while the prospect is exciting, its not too exciting
Smash 6 better have Quagsire. They’ve been neglected for far too long
Smash 6 needs the Heavy, or Tracer.
@@Shotgunspixie Only properties that have appeared on Nintendo consoles make it into Smash unfortunately, so TF2 is out of the question, and I doubt Overwatch will get anything either due to its live-service nature.
sorry
@Toadfish10 when did final fantasy 7 appear on a nintendo console before cloud was announced? how about persona before joker was announced?
2:08 Failboat when someone says "What character's number is 02 in Smash Brothers Ultimate?"
“ “
“ DONKEY KONG!!!”
-Mr. Fail Boat
I can't wait for them to announce Tomodachi Life 2 It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen It Will Happen
@naplockblubba5369 praying for this too we got it we manifest it 🙏🙏🙏
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Wii will manifest the Miis into existence, you Sii
least deluded tomadachi life fan (/j)
@ I've divined the prophecies I've seen the signs
Mario Kart fans are finally free from MK8 purgatory.
I'll believe it when I see the new title (or Captain Falcon, one of those two)
nah thats mario kart 8.5
Finally after 11 years. I'VE WAITED FOR 11 YEARS
“Uoooii”
-Failboat 2025 1:49
Wasn't expecting Failboat to be how I found out about The Switch 2 and Mario Kart 9, but I'm not complaining
Can’t wait for chat plays Mario kart!
The way he said April 1st with so much confidence and swagger
WE NEED A HAT IN TIME VIDS IF A HAT IN TIME 2 COMES OUT ON SWITCH 2
The trailer is just asmr. It’s sounds AND looks great
New update: 24 people can race
New negative: No Mii
What game it's beaten: F1 2026 (Beaten to 24 racers and better graphics and idea than a cashgrab)
We don't know that there aren't Mii yet, not for sure.
I do hope they still bring in the mii maker (fear it may be lost after this console as they probably only need it to support switch games like miitopia
They need to have mii support on the console for backward compatibility (and I’d assume sakurai would want it for smash 6) and miis were used a bunch in MKT.
I haven't seen most of the leaks, I'm mad exited!
I ate a slice of ham today
Was it schrumptios?
HE'S GONNA CONSOOM!
Hell yeah bi lighting switch. Finally a Nintendo switch for me to feel pride
“This video needs no explanation, you know what it’s about.”
Finally, the idea, is in fact, simple
1:56 24 spots?!?!?
@@Kingg3985 that’s what I was thinking!!!
Waking up and going on TH-cam to find something to watch with my breakfast and having the very first thing in my recommended being Switch 2 official announcement was one hell of a way to start the day
Wish it had a more interesting name like Switch Snap or something, but hey new mario kart, and now we can drift the joy cons ourselves.
Why the 3ds was just another day with a dumbass 3d mode that no one used or liked
@@seventycross0yt175 the 3d was so cool tho i loved it ;-;
I simply cannot wait until this direct comes out especially from Mario kart nine I can’t wait to hear the soundtrack!!
2:25 that's in my birthday
0:28 Nintendo: For its neutral special, it wields a gun!
Failboat blurry teeth jumpscare
Love how he stops it before the part about April 2 being when the Direct about it is pops up.
the idea has been leaked 74 times but it still hypes us up letsgoooo
I could already hear failboat saying something like “since Nintendo refuses to give us mario kart 9 i made it myself”
Finally after 11 years it's here and look amazing
Once there’s a new catchphrase, you just know the video is bouta be interesting.
the 2 in Switch 2 actually stands for Bisexual, as Dan figured out with the lighting
finally, a console made for me! :D
I'm so glad Nintendo finally revealed Switch 2
1:53 this line made me crack up (I might be slightly biased)
I was so confused for a minute, I forgot that dates work different in america and thought, the switch 2 would release febuary fourth.
I can’t wait to spend $500 on a new console that _might_ be backwards-compatible, but even then, due to how Switch save files are stored, will force you to restart literally EVERY game you own.
But hey, maybe they’ll remember to put in internet browser in this one.
I imagine it'll be similar to the PS5, where only like a few PS4 games have issues being played on it.
@NevadaLewis Some people have brought up that it probably just means games with peripherals tied to the original Switch like Ring Fit and Labo aren't playable on the Switch 2, but otherwise most of the Switch's library is playable.
wouldn't you just be able to back up your save data to the cloud and then download it from the cloud onto the switch 2? i don't see why that wouldn't work. but i also don't mind, i delete my save files all the time ;-;
@ If you pay for NSO, yeah.
Bro saw Mario Kart 10/X and called it Mario Kart 9 when we’ve had 9 for years on our phones. Crazy.
Mario Kart 9? Great, another DLC.
THE IDEA IS SIMPLE, I’M GONNA SCREAM MY HEAD OFF FROM THIS ANNOUNCEMENT
I hate to be that person but this isn’t Mario Kart 9. “Mario Kart 9” released back 2019 under the name of “Mario Kart Tour”. This new game would be Mario Kart 10.
@betafurret1503 Tour isn’t a main line game and idc what Nintendo says on that one. It didn’t release on a Nintendo console. It’s a mobile spin off. If anything you would consider Home Circuit to be 10, but considering that’s an Augmented Reality game and is really just software for an RC car, I would also cat it as a spin off.
This is Mario Kart 9, although I don’t think it’ll be called that.
@@Double_DAW Nintendo considers it mainlinezc therefore it is.
@ l don’t agree with that. Didn’t release on a Nintendo console, wasn’t sold, doesn’t use the same control method as any of the other games, disregards several core mechanics and modes that are staples of the other games, is live service and ONLY released on phones.
I think the biggest indicator there is that it never released on a Nintendo console. Idc if Nintendo says Tour is mainline or not, if it didn’t even make it to one of their consoles it’s never going to be considered mainline. That’s like saying the Arcade game and all variations on it are mainline.
I can say that tomato is a vegetable all day long. Doesn’t change the fact that it meets all criterion of a fruit and lacks criteria belonging to vegetables, and thus should be considered a fruit.
They can arbitrarily say whatever they want. It doesn’t fit the criteria of a mainline Mario Kart.
Mario Kart X
i love this. is this your only non stream??
i reacted very calmly (lie)
This has to be the fastest stream -> video we've seen Dan do. It hasn't even been six hours since the stream, and it's a whole edited video now.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe + Expansion Pass: Bisexual Lighting Edition
@ZanePerez17 666, your the 666th comment
@Utah-Forever it's an honor
The way he immediately says "MARIO KART 9!!!" At 1:51 is actually my reaction in a nutshell like omg it's actually real
Amazing editing by failboat, great job
Was up for hours watching a rocket launch, only for them to release this AFTER i went to bed 😭
I like Fail's reaction and the switch looks amazing😊😊
This was indeed stoopid 🗿👍
Hopefully that wasn't mean 😅
1:56 More joyous joy has never been joyed
Let us pray for a new Kirby game soon
I want to see the funny boat man obsess over the pink puffball again
I genuinely picked up my joy cons and actually started to check the mouse thing, with bigger joycons this is perfect
The idea is simple: make switch one with a more fragile controller connection and release it with a hype new game so people forget that it's just switch one again
“APRIL FIRST- sorry second”
Got me ROLLING
2:07 ok, this frame clearly shows MOVIE DK.
Can't believe they called it the switch 2. This is the first time they've ever used a number. We've been joking about switch 2 for years
64
When the next Kirby game comes out we’re doing another Every (blank) Failboat must (blank) video. PLEASE
Nintendo I beg you please bring back the Miis, I promise I’ll make -nightmares- totally normal Mii characters with no insane lore whatsoever on my Switch 2
The "The idea is simple" bit has reached a postmodern phase
If the joycons can be used like computers mice then that means Mario paint for snes online
The video being 2 minutes and 22 seconds is either a clever choice on Nintendos part or an INSANE coincidence
The idea is actually simple this time: We go nuts
OGs can remember playing Mario Paint? Nintendo has been kicking the idea of reviving it for the new generation of kids. The mouse is back.
Its like failboats brand
"You put it in water, and some funny stuff happens"
The trailer looks almost splatoon-like with the smooth movements.
i love how failboat had the exact same reaction as shortcat when seeing mario kart 9 (IE. "MARIO KART!")
We have
Big
Black
Controllers
Now!
I was at school and got the notification. My Chemistry teacher was so confused when I literally yelled 😂
Bro that thumbnail’s hilarious😂
thanks for being my reliable news source failboat
0:13 me too man my bro woke me up at 8am and i was like “it BETTER be importan- IS THAT THE NEW CONSOLE-“
I can't believe it's actually called the switch 2
The idea is so simple that it does not need any explanation AT ALL
Imagine the day before the Switch two presentations Nintendo just says, “April fools!”
honestly i love the style of the new mario kart! looks kinda wondery
Omg I didn’t know about this until now 🤩
Well now we have to update Alear Fire Emblem's hair to fit the Switch 2 Joycon...Two-cons?
My biggest surprised its that its actually called "switch 2" and that the trailer is exactly 2:22 minutes