When my Chat tries to park a car
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Today my friend plays Mario Kart while Chat plays the Highway
Thank you to @JayMoji for racing Chatty
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for drawing Chatty
And thank you to Noteblock for editing Chatty as well as this video
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No
I don't feel like it 💀
I'm here kinda early
Mabey later :)
Favorite streamer👍🏻
THE TEQUILA BIT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD PROPS TO NOTEBLOCK
Holy crap it’s the guy from the hit show bfaboj
4:26
"tequila- ****"
turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left.
@Bit125_ I hate this station. *click*
The family grinding on the fucking semi genuinly made me start uncontrollably coughing-
When I read this it litterally just happened
Real
I coughed like an 84 year old smoker with asthma and pneumonia at that exact moment, but for entirely unrelated reasons
@austino545 me every day for absolutely no reason:
THE VROOMERS~!
This man has the most positive yet chaotic fan base i have ever seen this man comes up with such crazy gimmicks to make his streams interactive and entertaining need more streamers like this.
Try DougDoug and maybe Shindigs
Compared to DougDoug's chat, Chatty Dee looks perfectly sane.
@e5858
Imagine a chat battle
Each chat chooses a vehicle, gimmick, and location and attempts to complete that gimmick first
Everytime i watch his chat controls videos im just laughing 75% of the time i love how his veiwers are so funny and he rolls with it😂🤣
A dog, then a cat, then grandma, then a lemon, then a flower, now a car? Next stop, a microwave.
Yes, this isn't in order of creation.
Also, for those saying DougDoug already did the microwave, I know. But Doug's microwave was just a tts thing. Failboat can do more.
Dont forget a Lemon!
Technically, it’s Grandma, then Dog, then Cat, then Lemon, then Car.
@@franciscapicornellarrom4518 we need to pilot blue shell
I made a. Microwave
DOUGDOUG DIDDID THISTHIS
i like how this video is just a group trying to drive, jaymoji just playing super mario kart and failboat playing with car pngs like they are toy cars
This is a perfect description, except its a group all trying to grab the wheel at once
Peak
Hate to be that guy, but...
Did you just call Double Dash Super Mario Kart?
Father, please. This is why Mother left. The Python addiction needs to end here.
SIFFRIN!!
never. code code code
So that's what happened to my mom :( /j
He doesn’t have an addiction. He can stop whenever he wants.
@@cherrysonksNIKO!!
shoutouts to the editor, I love these silly little edits way too much
fr
@lukaslp77 reaaal
4:27 I need a Chatty sitcom now
An idea for Dan; make an AI that takes whatever chat says, and restructures it to sound like a drunk person said it. The character profile of this AI would be the brand-name Waddle Dee with lips, but with half-lidded eyes, a 5 o’clock shadow, and a bottle of Jack Daniels in its hand. May I introduce to you… Waddle Drunk.
THIS. WE NEED THIS
Every bit with chat inside the car was absolute gold. The tequila moment was my personal favorite.
19:12 honestly, with the way the clown in back is holding that bat, it may at well be Mario Kart Double Bash
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.
Fortunately, there aren’t any witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking.
XD
You programmed a car? I'm sorry Failboat i dont think i heard you right...YOU PROGRAMMED *A CAR* ???
*_YES_*
WE’RE PROGRAMMING A BABY NEXT🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Snozzlewop You joke, but he would totally do that.
You wouldn't program a car
Yeah. Game developers do it all the time.
Besides, even the 3D models are being developed, since what are 3D models, if not for mathematically calculated triangles?
(Me rn: 🤓)
0:47 I now want an animation of chat on a road trip.
We need the family roadtrip 😔😔
True
Chatty Dee’s in a car
They are going to their cousins in the Doug Doug chat for Christmas
@ yea hehehe
“I wanted to hit failboat again”
“That’s what I was aiming for, but I missed”
Is a really funny interaction for the chatty’s in the car immediately after successfully parking
15:20 i can just imagine chat singing "Dashing through the snow, in my rusty chevrolet! down the road i go, sliding all the way! i need new piston rings, i need some new snow tires, my car is being held together by a piece of chicken wire!" i need them to sing that, NOW
Perfect
15:53 “Then who’s watching- OH NO!” 😂
4:27 this caught me so off guard that I need to ask what is tequila tequila
And why is it so funny
A song. It’s a song that the only word in it is tequila
One at a time
TEQUILA!
24:15 - 24:27
The smile of chat after saying "The jury's still out on that one" caught me off guard dude
@@buildermonkey2229 you replied, not commented.
So let me get this straight. He programmed a Grandma, a dog, a cat, a lemon, and now a car? Next he’s gonna program a parrot that mimics everything he says.
Nah that’s what chat for
thats just chat bro
Dan plays with images while Jay and Chat struggle to drive.
noteblock's editing adds so much to the videos fr. they would not be the same without the silly little bits
18:45 this is just the opening to Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies
DUAL DESTINIES MENTION!!!!!
I was surprised when Chatty turned out to be the Phantom
@ you could say Metis and Clay are clowns
@@bluetintedice7908they aren't the clowns, they are the entire circus
@@Dg-lp1vt fun fact! This line isn’t present in the games but it is referenced in the extreme prequel games “the great ace attorney” where Barok says “to your future career in the circus”
Noteblock using the same sedan crash at multiple angles was hilarious
4:38 the one guy saying tequila late was funny
“You wouldn’t download a car”
But would you program a car?
no you beat me too it 😭
“You wouldn’t download a lizard”
“I DISAGREE”
You wouldn't steal a car*
The 4 chatty dees in the car, do they each have their own names? if not i propose:
Chat-hren (the driver)
Cha-Cha (the one who doesn't like the GPS station)
Chara (spaghetti thrower)
Doug (Doofus)
Undertale?
@@Animated-Pebble yea kinda
The... GPS station?
@@skelebrowhovian6817 Cha-Cha said it, not me
Why’s Doug there
So we got father, chatty dee and grandma as the family. Then the dog and the cat as pets. The the food with the lemon and now the car.
So when is "I programmed an air conditioning system" coming out?
We need him to program a fridge first, so we have somewhere to store the lemon
Don't forget Bloom (Is that the right name?) the talking flower in their garden committing cannibalism.
is jay the mom then?
First grandma,then dog,then a cat and now a car
What’s next a train
Also Lemon.
Plane
The idea is simple. We put a hivemind of several thousand Waddle Dees in a car and set them loose on the highway.
For balance, we have also arranged for the world’s worst Double Dash player to put on a show.
4:41 tequila tequila 😼
F#£%!
The attention to detail is funny, the one in the back had bad timing and curses at themselves for messing up the joke
Tequila
Tequila
Letting Chatty do anything should be labeled as a war crime.............. and I'm all for it.
Mmm yes. My favorite animals. Dog, cat, CAR.
My Favorite animals are Grandma, Dog, Cat, Car
My favourite animal is Samsung tv F88289QE
CAR??, 47 FRIENDS??
Mine are Dog, Cat, Grandma, Lemon and Car.
Mine are grandma, flower, dog, cat, lemon, and car.
I am guarenteed to laugh very loud and uncontrollably every time failboat uploads. *Noteblock kills it EVERY TIME.* You are the only yt id buy every merch off of
Remember almost three or so years ago when Dan gave us the Wheel and we played Kirby Star Allies?
Now we once again have a literal wheel, and it seems nothing has changed one bit.
13:05 so, at this point the truth of the video has appeared
This is Mr. Daniel Failboat playing with random PNGs like dolls while chat and Jay struggle to exist during his playtime
"we're drunken and have no license" -chat, 2024, at 2:14
The ice cream van got me crying 😂 and also the 12:42 “THERE ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES AND COLORS”
“I’m here as a neutral party to make sure nobody has fun” -my role in my friend groups
"I'm here to cause more chaos than the chaos gremlin" -my role in my friend group
I can't wait for the stream where Failboat creates a human child
"Jay... I have conceived an idea most ingenious..."
18:40 average D&D session be like.😂
This is concerningly accurate
DM: “Are you really doing this?”
Player: “Well, you haven’t stopped us, so…”
18:40 - 18:51
bro is programming the whole human civilization 🤣
He's becoming Gray Mann
Right when I’m watching through Failboat’s whole Animal Crossing playlist, he releases a new video. What a coincidence
I had that happen while watching Dan’s Miitopia 3DS series. twice. It was an experience.
I was watching the flower ai
Could you imagine if Mario Kart had collision boxes as bad as these
17:25 what kind of crazy DnD session is this and where can I join.
Given how Chatty canonically consists of several human beings, this is basically driving, but everyone has their hands on the wheel.
And pedals and stick shift and turn signal lmao
24:59 HER SCREAM KILLS ME 😭😭
That one Chatty messing up on "Tequila" got more than it should have.
5:06 as a brit, jay nailed the british accent lol
4:26 I love the Waddle Dee Family Sitcom! 😂
What next? The entire international space station?
You jest, but the power of python and a "5 minute" coding adventure can make precisely that happen
5:44 parsec, the best service for this
also one of the only
I live these ideas.the chat plays stuff are always awesome.
this seems more like a sophist video with all the green screen car crashes
“Editor…”
I love Dan's antics, he always manages to get me legitimately laugh when I'm alone and not watching with someone else.
“We are drunk and have no license” Ah, that explains everything
I genuinely want to know if noteblock actually has fun editing these videos with all the chaos
This is taking “backseat driving” to a different level
21:30 “That’s not a Red Shell! That’s the RMS Titanic! NO!” 🚢
11:57 MERMAID MAN
And barnacleboy
The random moments inside the chattymobile are funny as hell. Especially the "tequila" one
Alternate title: Failboat torments chat and Jaymoji for 23 minutes and then there’s a race… Kind of
Jay has the energy of a very patient day care manager trying his best to herd small children.
Fully believing that Failboat will program the heat death of the universe someday
really appreciating the "Failboat plays toys with the stream assets" genre of videos lately
"Noteblock strap a gun to our car"
Mad Max/Gaslands (the tabletop game) be like
i could watch an entire sitcom about chatty
that car is a clown car. you open the door and you have a chat tsunami.
The POVs of the Chat in a car is crippling my lungs, I can't stop laughing!
22:26 We need a Twitch emode of it! Or a fanart
18:46 Wow! Didn't know that Failboat was playing Ace Attorney today!
4:18 KEVIN SPOTTED
Who's kevin
@FireFoxxoboi69 it's giving "WHO'S JASON?!?!"
@@Els-marieLarsson please i need elaboration here
@@FireFoxxoboi69 Kevin "press B to throw a bomb" kevin
"at the next intersection turn left, then turn right."
Of course the natural continuation of programming a dog and a cat would be programming a car
It’s no longer Failboat…it’s MishapCar!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, DUDE 🎉🥳
Next failboat vid be like: I programmed a Optimus prime that chat has to use to fight bad guys and can transform before I beat super smash bros ultimate
Imagine if Failboat programmed an estranged cousin for chatty and we just end up with two chatty dees bouncing off of eachother and getting increasingly more chaotic!
Next is a Boat [It always Fails to do what you ask it to]
Absolute cinema ✋🙂🤚
@fedethegreat88 *Absolute Cinema.*
"clowns are no longer an issue" sounds like The Sims patch notes
Right. Next thing he’s programming is a house. I’m calling it
4:27 Tequila
6:15 sup
7:39 granny on the loose
8:15 granny on the loose 2
10:05 hit-bocks and crashes
10:40 Chatty vs the law
10:50 get rid of the stash
12:30 ice cream
13:40 giants and dentist appointments
14:14 bomb checkpoint
14:40 hit the nitro
15:57 waddle dee pile up.
17:00 clown attack
17:10 revenge
17:30 a day in court
18:00 hearing sentencing and resolution.
18:45 boom
23:48 they won!
4:31 the funniest part about this is someone made shorts about the gps being the music and tequila was one of the songs
If he makes another Pizza Tower video, try completing a full floor (P Ranks, Achievements) before chat can guess over 256 pizza types or less.
8:30 grandma's road rage
You let Chat drive a car what?!!😂😂😂 Such a amazing vid and so funny Fail and Programmed a Bus next plz😃😃
2:38 Then who's watching Foxy?
✋🦊🤚
Mr. President, a second car has hit the Twin Grandmas
16:20 give us a tank!
these little animations of the chat/waddle dees are probably my favorite part of the video JFLEHFKEHDJ
2:23 almost a pointcrow reference
It used to be a pointcrow reference, then they got to them
I now need a chatty dee video where they just have a "wholesome" car trip
Car is rolling around at the speed of sound
wow! Chat is just as good as Spongebob when it comes to driving!
21:31 SEA OF THIEVES THEME IN THE BACKGROUND!
This had me wheezing haha
As some one from New Jersey I can confirm this is how we talk 3:59
The grandma segments had me WHEEZING please do more with her I'm begging
next hes gonna program a house
Summarize failboats chat in a single situation:
Failboat: "Oh no, you've been taken to court!"
Chat: *Bombs the court*
It’s a car failboat