Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
@@SaintGermain321Space may be incomprehensibly small in comparison to what’s outside of it, if there’s something outside of it, if it isn’t infinite, which it seems to be, and very well may be.
You're not exactly gonna have an academic conversation at a party anyway, no harm in repeating back something interesting in a simplified manner you heard from somewhere else
@@iamasquidinspaceJokes on you, I actually managed to pull this off, but tbf, I had the luck of talking about the topics I'm confident in, History and Ethics.
I don't understand why nihilism or even just the acceptance that ultimately, human life doesn't matter has to make people sad lol Like I'm a very happy person, not the kind who is secretly the most depressed, I am just genuinely very grateful with my life and family situation and health, well being, free time etc. And I totally accept that we don't matter at all, just specks of dust on a random rock in the infinite void expanding outwards at faster than the speed of light in all directions lmao
Don't forget the part where the fans also defend and state how positive or what a realist Kurz is being by "telling it to us straight" or "just showing us the reality of the situation."
@@biggrayalien4791 Well, they're not meant to be a fully accurate and exhaustive source of information. They simplify things to get more people interested in them, and because it's fun to watch. Nothing wrong with that.
It’s a radioactive jet sent out from black holes, travel in huge beams across the universe and are incredibly bright, what’s called a blazar is even cooler you should look it up
dude my laptop lost battery and shut itself down at the exact moment the line "you should be fucking grateful to even experience it" dropped thought it was plugged in scared the fn crap out of me more than any Kurzgesagt video besides that, this video was good enough that I zoned out a couple times thinking it was an actual one of theirs so kudos
they have this very specific tone in every video, that's matter-of-fact but also semi-excited & lighthearted, while talking about the most depressing shit. you nailed that tone.
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you can also hear the lowered eyelids and the sadistic grin
I entirely lost focus on the video as soon as the music started. I was like "why is Nothing is Safe playing in my Kurzgesagt video??" That's so sick, great crossover episode!
@@jesss101then i don't deserve to experience it and should shoot myself in the head? what a method! Certainly doesn't work on a very small amount of people when said in this way, and just makes everyone else even sadder!
@@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218that's what they meant They were so tired they didn't realise it wasn't a different language, just a weird way of spelling zero
@@damlatorun6756it's weird to think that running a vacuum in a vacuum would result in no suctions as the motor wouldn't have any atmosphere to suck in. Double negative maybe?
yes that kind of technology is officially named a "Dyson Sphere" however we are hundreds, if not thousands of years from developing that sort of technology, as to fully encapsulate the sun would require more material than is on earth @@Amethyst-cz4xf
Come on you those videos are not hard to make its a super simple cartoon art using basic shapes lmao, the music is basic, and so is the info. Also they work for tech billionares.
@@Lejeus I don’t see how this video is “wasted talent”. It’s a video for comedic purposes. If the person enjoys making it and people find it entertaining then who cares?
@drillix9049 Satire is usually reserved for poking fun at the "elite" or "upper classes", it's usually not used for making fun of good people doing good things. Instead of "punching down", they could have used their platform to improve the world. That's just how I look at it, I am sure there's lots of people out there that appreciate a good beat down of the folks trying to improve the world we live in. :D
@@Lejeus poking fun at something doesn’t have to be limited to things you don’t like. By your logic should friends not be able to poke fun at each other? Should roast sessions of celebrities not be thing? You’re treating it like it’s a big deal when it’s not hurting anybody.
I HOPE SOMEONE READS THIS, OMG I got freaked for a second. I watched the video and the moment it came to “or someone turns the simulation off”, the sound started to disappear and the video kept lagging onward and thought at first “haha too funny guys” but realized that it wasn’t part of the video and thought for a moment “what if it just started turning off” but my internet just randomly turns off in my dorm and it was impeccable timing, even cutting off before the narrator finished the “off” haha
Yeah, this is my primary objection to the channel. The subjects that Kurzgesagt covers often aren't merely matters of science, let alone well-settled,* but very little of the nuance or rational uncertainty* comes through. It's very easy to come away from their videos with the impression that everything is science, and science always has the answer. *No, I'm not talking about anthropogenic global warming.
Name of the channel is literally „kurzgesagt“ which is is a german term for short summaries. There is no way to sum complex topics up without oversimplifying. Its the whole gist of the channel
@@Extys I have a niece which will turn eight in a few months. I really, really wish I haven't read that. Need to hug the shit out of her at the first opportunity. :(
Hi there , The purpose of your existence is to be joyful, peaceful, and fulfilled bringing glory to God your creator! Jesus Christ says: "Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28 For more info, open the Bible to John 1!
It's so weird how this video's script feels almost AI generated, the way it perfectly bounces from topic to topic like a kid with ADHD going on tangent after tangent. It's only the expert sarcasm that keeps you hooked along with it. xD
Yeah they perfectly encapsulated the feeling of watching that Vacuum Decay video I still have no clue wtf they meant when they were going on about “potential energy and ground states”
1:10 Space," [the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space
basically the entire channel: - the universe is big - we blow up stuff - we could harness unlimited energy - we are insignificant - roasting brown dwarfs pretty depressing, but we watch it anyway.
THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age! Absolutely nailed it. Even got the seal of approval from kurzgesagt themselves... We will follow your career with GREAT interest
Clicked on the video thinking "a yes, let me get reminded why I quit watching Kurzgesagt years ago"..... And I haven't been disappointed. Great summary.
3.07-3.47 I think that the scale of the universe is actually uplifting, rather than depressing: it proves that just because something is small, that doesn't mean it's insignificant
This was great! Too real at times.
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Woaaaaaah no way!! You guys rock!
Holy shit you getting recognized, and quickly too.
Classzgesagt
The only things missing in this parody are "Short answer, you'd die. Long answer, it depends", and black holes
yeahyeahyeahyeah
absolutely
Dont forget the constant complaining about how hard it is to make these video’s
Truth
I read that in Steve Taylor's voice.
"Space is really big. If you tried to think about it, you'd fail." 😭
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
And then the real question, "how do we colonize it?"
@@SaintGermain321Space may be incomprehensibly small in comparison to what’s outside of it, if there’s something outside of it, if it isn’t infinite, which it seems to be, and very well may be.
And the most of it is full of shit, should I remind you?
@@CBoxStudios I loved that flip 😂
I forgot I wasn't watching a Kurzgesagt video.
Same 😂
The authoritative British voice absolutely killed it!
Annoyingly he said "authorative" despite the text saying "authoritative"
Problem is the narrator is German.
@@GLayne of course he's German British can never be as authoritative
@@GLayneno he’s not, he’s British. The org is german tho. Took literally a 2 second search.
@@besteyldz6601He’s british so…. just no
"we trust the general public to do their own research, and not just regurgitate what we say at parties to sound smart." that one was personal 😧
As someone who experiences that on a regular basis with friends: yes, after three years of this, it has become _very_ personal.
You're not exactly gonna have an academic conversation at a party anyway, no harm in repeating back something interesting in a simplified manner you heard from somewhere else
I mean, I tend to do a little more research, followed by telling someone about what I learned and promptly forgetting it.
Yeah this hit a little close to home, I don’t really do any extra research.
@@iamasquidinspaceJokes on you, I actually managed to pull this off, but tbf, I had the luck of talking about the topics I'm confident in, History and Ethics.
I like how it almost seems like there's an overall topic but it's actually just chaos.
Yeah, I thought for a second he was going to try to explain something, but no, it went into another tangent.
thats literally life
@@WeeweeSensideep
o the whole time i thought it was a satire on capitalist realism.....
You just described God.
„We are gonna do a thought experiment where we nuke the Middle East“.
Had me in tears.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Part I laughed the most at
As a person in the middle east, we're making it a reality
@@potat2976Israel is doing rn :(
why do ppl target the middle east so much anyway wtf , africa too
There is an alternate universe where Kurzgesagt makes this video and then re-uploads it for a living.
"You know, he actually makes some really compelling points"
*proceeds to drink bleach*
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
I THOUGHT IT WAS MILK
@@ggleouf22same here :/
I randomly guessed that it was bleach, and had no Idea that it was real until I saw this.
I don't understand why nihilism or even just the acceptance that ultimately, human life doesn't matter has to make people sad lol
Like I'm a very happy person, not the kind who is secretly the most depressed, I am just genuinely very grateful with my life and family situation and health, well being, free time etc.
And I totally accept that we don't matter at all, just specks of dust on a random rock in the infinite void expanding outwards at faster than the speed of light in all directions lmao
"no matter how young you are,f-ck you and your happiness"
perfect ending
I think it's more "You will die soon, no matter how young you are. Fuck you and your happiness."
"The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is full of shit"
Couldn't agree more.
The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is filled with shit.
Bro has beef with stars 😭
@@Noobprokermityes
Considering most of the mass energy content of the universe is dark matter and dark energy, yeah it really is full of shit
the universe is constipated
every Kurzgesagt viewer ever....
"That was fascinating! I love these videos that explain things in common language so I can understand them!"
Hey! I remember what a quasar is!
…
…Probably…
Or "omg this video is so deep I'm crying"
Don't forget the part where the fans also defend and state how positive or what a realist Kurz is being by "telling it to us straight" or "just showing us the reality of the situation."
@@biggrayalien4791 Well, they're not meant to be a fully accurate and exhaustive source of information. They simplify things to get more people interested in them, and because it's fun to watch. Nothing wrong with that.
It’s a radioactive jet sent out from black holes, travel in huge beams across the universe and are incredibly bright, what’s called a blazar is even cooler you should look it up
dude my laptop lost battery and shut itself down at the exact moment the line "you should be fucking grateful to even experience it" dropped
thought it was plugged in
scared the fn crap out of me more than any Kurzgesagt video
besides that, this video was good enough that I zoned out a couple times thinking it was an actual one of theirs so kudos
Spoopy
"this video taught me more in 10 minutes than school did in 10 years" ☠️💀☠️💀
Every Kurzgesagt comment ever:
it’s 4 minutes long
calm down, people, that's a bot
*S K U L L E M O J I*
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams
best line ever
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@@Zeng-rv9mvbut whats the question
@@thatpeskyray We have The Answer, so The Question can't exist in our universe
Good book
That one piano note ringing out through out the whole video really got to me.
i almost stopped watching
I liked it, they built a tune around it
@@birddaddydettapedal point?
@@birddaddydettaIf you liked it, You should look up "Nothing is Safe" by Clipping.
That song gave me chills the first time I heard it.
The backing tune (including that piano note) is a sample from the song Nothing Is Safe by clipping - great song if you're interested!!
Definitely not depressing enough. But holy shit that animation and music is on point.
Oddly kurzgesagt is not good at comforting but it oddly is for me
Was 2:48 intentional?
@@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz What at 2:48?
@@wcvpit looks like a thingy
@@_Radiator_balls
they have this very specific tone in every video, that's matter-of-fact but also semi-excited & lighthearted, while talking about the most depressing shit. you nailed that tone.
you can also hear the lowered eyelids and the sadistic grin
I entirely lost focus on the video as soon as the music started. I was like "why is Nothing is Safe playing in my Kurzgesagt video??" That's so sick, great crossover episode!
Same!!!
This is absolutely god-tier levels of shitposting/parody lmao. Amazing work!
bro you have 1.9K likes and no replies?
@@Hixdeysimple comment, nobody has anything to say
@@e5858 Now it has 3 replies!!!
@@Hixdeyall of them are unrelated to the comment
"You should be fucking grateful to even experience it"
*_Instantly becomes happy and cures depression_*
sometimes the reminder does help though, like damn existence is weird and maybe i should be grateful
@@jesss101then i don't deserve to experience it and should shoot myself in the head?
what a method! Certainly doesn't work on a very small amount of people when said in this way, and just makes everyone else even sadder!
Why should you be grateful if you never had a choice in the first place
"And you should be fucking grateful to even experience it." I lost it here.
Btw, why hasn't this video blew up yet?
i lost it here aswell
idk why it hasn't blown up yet
"What happens if we nuke this video?" - Kurzgesagt
dw, kurzgezagt will blow it up eventually
i mean, but it's true..
There's always a small chance this video will turn into platinum.
2:56
Adding a butt to the bird is more innovation that kurgzesast can do in a decade
THE PIANO IS DRIVING ME INSANE
You forgot the part where he says "zero" repeatedly. But even so, it's still a perfect parody
"Zey-rho"
@@adamcastelli9262 why did I tap the translate button under your comment… it’s bedtime lmao💀
@@BrDe135? The text remains the same even if i press the transplante button
@@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218that's what they meant
They were so tired they didn't realise it wasn't a different language, just a weird way of spelling zero
@@fireskorpion396 ok, thanks then
The dyson sphere part at 0:57 got me
A vaccum inside of a vaccum
Wonder how that would work out
@@damlatorun6756Vaccum decay?
@@damlatorun6756it's weird to think that running a vacuum in a vacuum would result in no suctions as the motor wouldn't have any atmosphere to suck in. Double negative maybe?
Lol i was literally waiting on it
yes that kind of technology is officially named a "Dyson Sphere" however we are hundreds, if not thousands of years from developing that sort of technology, as to fully encapsulate the sun would require more material than is on earth @@Amethyst-cz4xf
The amount of work that it takes just to make a parody of a Kurzgesagt video goes to show how much effort they put into their content.
Come on you those videos are not hard to make its a super simple cartoon art using basic shapes lmao, the music is basic, and so is the info. Also they work for tech billionares.
Which, in and of itself, is very sad. So much wasted talent spent on.. what exactly? Did this enhance or improve our lives or knowledge at all?
@@Lejeus I don’t see how this video is “wasted talent”. It’s a video for comedic purposes. If the person enjoys making it and people find it entertaining then who cares?
@drillix9049 Satire is usually reserved for poking fun at the "elite" or "upper classes", it's usually not used for making fun of good people doing good things.
Instead of "punching down", they could have used their platform to improve the world.
That's just how I look at it, I am sure there's lots of people out there that appreciate a good beat down of the folks trying to improve the world we live in. :D
@@Lejeus poking fun at something doesn’t have to be limited to things you don’t like. By your logic should friends not be able to poke fun at each other? Should roast sessions of celebrities not be thing? You’re treating it like it’s a big deal when it’s not hurting anybody.
I HOPE SOMEONE READS THIS, OMG I got freaked for a second. I watched the video and the moment it came to “or someone turns the simulation off”, the sound started to disappear and the video kept lagging onward and thought at first “haha too funny guys” but realized that it wasn’t part of the video and thought for a moment “what if it just started turning off” but my internet just randomly turns off in my dorm and it was impeccable timing, even cutting off before the narrator finished the “off” haha
I really like the mention of the dyson sphere, although, in one of Kurzgesagt's videos, he shows that dyson swarms are way more effective.
it's more that spheres might not even be possible because they'd collapse
@@kiiturii I forgot to mention that.
"We trust the general public to do their own informed research and not just regurgitate what we say at a party to sound smart." Gold
Yeah, this is my primary objection to the channel. The subjects that Kurzgesagt covers often aren't merely matters of science, let alone well-settled,* but very little of the nuance or rational uncertainty* comes through. It's very easy to come away from their videos with the impression that everything is science, and science always has the answer.
*No, I'm not talking about anthropogenic global warming.
mixing the theme with nothing is safe is genius
That literally threw me off so much. I was like “where tf is this from?”
Dammit we’ve been CLIPPED.
“Space is really big, so big you can’t even think about it. But how do we colonize it?”😂
2:16
Bro. You did NOT have to call me out like that 😢
" If you want to feel insignificant, and we think you are" 💀
2:04 "Or maybe the planet will randomly turn into platinum." had me dying 💀
1k likes! Ambatukam!
1:24 Tardis
Quantum fuckery
@@Gregory_12nice
STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD
When Hand of midas 2.0 drops... on the ground
"even though we are vastly oversimplifying and leaving key parts out of the topic"
I stand up to applaud you my brother. You have done well.
Kurzgesagt did say that in one of their videos. The one caller "is kurzgesagt accurate?"
Name of the channel is literally „kurzgesagt“ which is is a german term for short summaries. There is no way to sum complex topics up without oversimplifying. Its the whole gist of the channel
Literally the whole point "in a nutshell"
@@xyy1680you've got to realize that some folks are out here just mad at science itself because brain strain and freedumb.
@@storm14k Seems you suffer greatly from that brain strain if you think that's what these comments suggest.
2:08 "at least thats what we hope for" LMAOOO
Got me most too 😂
If kurgezart copyrights this it is canon💀.
This captures Kurz's fundamental structure in their videos. A shower thought, existential crisis, and of course, absolute chaos.
The incredible quality of this parody just makes me forget that we're all going to die.
Civil and political rights, List of ethnic slurs, Colander, Murder of Jessica Lunsford, Harry Potter, Rule 34. Such a wide range of research!
Don't google "Murder of Jessica Lunsford" that's depressing as fuck
@@Extys Too late...
@@Extys i will not be traumatized by the unfortunate end of jesyca lungsford
Dam you tim, you know I can't control my curiosity. (Murding of Jessica Lunsford was terrible don't look it up)
@@Extys
I have a niece which will turn eight in a few months. I really, really wish I haven't read that.
Need to hug the shit out of her at the first opportunity. :(
The animation and voice makes it true, no need to question it.
Almost didn't notice the remake of 'Nothing Is Safe' it sounds so badass and fits really well under this tone, nice work!!
“You are an irrelevant human being in the great cosmos, and you should be fucking grateful to even experience it” is honestly kind of a hard quote
Part 1: introduction
Part 2: intro
Part 3: explaining stuff
Part 4: existential crisis
Part 5: comforting
edit: holy fuck 2.7 thousand likes O_O
Part 6: Product placement
@@kuvaljaidka2938 Part 6 Alt: Brilliant Sponsorship
part 7: being funded by evil billionares
Hi there , The purpose of your existence is to be joyful, peaceful, and fulfilled bringing glory to God your creator!
Jesus Christ says:
"Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28
For more info, open the Bible to John 1!
@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alotCommon Christian bot L
This is so accurate even kurzgesagt agree
2:57 This bird is oddly caked up
GYAT! 🥵
You have done a magnificent job encapsulating the tone and feel of Kurzgesagt. Thank you for this.
It's so weird how this video's script feels almost AI generated, the way it perfectly bounces from topic to topic like a kid with ADHD going on tangent after tangent. It's only the expert sarcasm that keeps you hooked along with it. xD
Yeah he's parodising how Kurzgesagt changes the topic every 5 seconds to avoid having to convey a single complete idea.
@@GT-tj1qg No, it actually isn't.
It's like a Vsauce video 😂
Yeah they perfectly encapsulated the feeling of watching that Vacuum Decay video
I still have no clue wtf they meant when they were going on about “potential energy and ground states”
The "you should be fucking greatful" caught me off guard💀
I was drinking soda when you said 'Nuke the Middle East'. Now my computer is broken.
calm down Arabros, it was just a thought experiment!
@@brownie3454In this political climate, it wouldn't be a thought experiment for much longer.
americans hearing jokes about the middle east and instantly dying of laughter for no reason other than convergent peer pressure
Thank you for killing me with this, I died happy.
Holy fuck the clipping song caught me off guard
"The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is full of shit." truest words ever
This was a good laugh. Looking forward to the CGP grey video.
"The world is at constant war so it seems natural to blow something up" - kurzgesagt
Goddamn this is so well made, it almost feels like a real Kurzgesagt video!
1:10 Space," [the Hitchhiker's Guide] says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space
CLIPPING!!! a man of culture. nothing is save
basically the entire channel:
- the universe is big
- we blow up stuff
- we could harness unlimited energy
- we are insignificant
- roasting brown dwarfs
pretty depressing, but we watch it anyway.
Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.
THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age! Absolutely nailed it. Even got the seal of approval from kurzgesagt themselves... We will follow your career with GREAT interest
How the hell is this a ytp?
what is a yt poop
this has absolutely nothing to do with youtube poops lmao
This isn't a ytp it's a parody
ytp and standard parodies are very different
Hearing clipping. In the background is unsettling
i was looking for this!!! nothing is safe
"Or, you can just vote the bad people out of power. That definitely always works."
Hello 911? I've witnessed a murder.
3:59 Or as the mother of a certain Rumbling being would put it: "You're special because you were born into this world."
that dyson sphere joke was some really hardcore niche joke you pulled and im here for it
holy shit nothing is safe playing in the background got me good
I had paused at the end and when I unpaused it just said “fuck you and your happiness :)” I appreciate this
Thanks for highlighting the subtle air of propaganda, I was worried most people wouldn't notice it...
"Ants are an intelligent society. Like your immune system"
This is amazing! The music, the voice, the animation. Flawless.
Kurzgesagt -In a Nutshell, in a nutshell
So basically, this is Kurzgsagt - In a Nutshell, in a nutshell. :)
The music transition from the intro to Nothing is Safe was hilarious, great video
This was excellent, really hit the nail on the head and very well produced too nice job!
"We need to go to the moon for our oil" I love how that implies there is life on the moon
Clicked on the video thinking "a yes, let me get reminded why I quit watching Kurzgesagt years ago".....
And I haven't been disappointed.
Great summary.
*Kurzgesagt* will be like: What if we used the chemicals to turn the frickin’ frogs gay?
"CGP Grey is next"
That aged like milk
3:08 the most depressing thing in my opinion is the insignificance of everybody's life in the time scale of the universe AND the heath death.
This transition to that clipping song was so smooth and great
I like the touch of having the song "nothing is safe" as the background haha
"there are trillions and trillions of stars in the universe"
but there is only one of *You*
You forgot to include:
*Sponsored by the Bill Gates association*
hahaha
What Kurzgesagt videos make you feel: 4:34
"But you know, they actually make some pretty compelling points!"
*drinks a bottle of bleach *
0:37 My sense of humor is broken 😂😂😂😂
1:24 I love the fact you sneaked in a tardis.
Where is it man
@@aakashbhatiaIn the third section on the bottom left covered by balls
2:49 Yes Yes, Eeveelution, Kurzgesagt doesn’t only do science they do Pokèmon
I can't believe it's not Kurzgesagt!
3.07-3.47 I think that the scale of the universe is actually uplifting, rather than depressing: it proves that just because something is small, that doesn't mean it's insignificant
This channel is definitely going to get its own "Every Tucker Osman Video Ever"-video in the future.
0:23 You forgot the 10 rhetorical questions directly before the intro
it's a tradition to come back and watch this every once in a while...
Why was I expecting this video to roast the living heck out of me
4:18 waited the whole video for this part
My dude, I see you everywhere
3:54 Press F in the chat for duck
Are you a part of the OSC?
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2:34 Interesting
💀 he's wild for that
dyson sphere made a sucking sound.... LOL nicely done sir.
The planet will randomly turn into _p l a t i n u m_