Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To Hell?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ย. 2024
- Every once in a while, you come across a mod for a game that is so unrelentingly absurd that you wonder how nobody made it sooner. If you’re familiar with randomizers in something like Pokemon, you know how weird the game can get when they’re used, and New Vegas is no exception. Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To F*cking Hell?
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To F*cking Hell? (in text form)
This is, without a doubt, my favorite mod of all time for Fallout New Vegas. It was probably the most fun I’d had playing New Vegas since my first playthrough. Before we dive nose first into the madness, I need to prepare you for what you’re going to see. I’ll take you through 3 events that happened in this playthrough that, in any other video, would’ve been one of the stand-out moments, but here, they’re ordinary. They’re a single injury in a thousand car pileup on a bridge that’s about to get hit by a tsunami on a planet being sucked into a black hole in a universe that’s just a simulation controlled by beings who are bored and about to reset and start it over again.
First example. After a harrowing journey through the bowels of a randomized hell, I made my way to the Strip where I saw the entrance guarded by the usual assortment of robots and just before I’m about to start blowing them all away, this dressed like the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 sprints towards the gate and gets killed. Next example, I was running towards the Strip, minding my own business, when I see Victor in the distance. I thought I’d be nice and say Howdy. I walk up to him, press E, he immediately goes hostile. It wasn’t Victor, it was some hostile wasteland creature disguised as Victor. The third thing, you’d need to see to believe. the Mr House performing in front of the curtain was literally a Brahmin’s ass.
By now, you’re probably wondering what kind of a mod this is. Well, this is the Fallout New Vegas Randomizer, and it’s stupendous. I’’ll walk you through what it does. NPC heights are random, their inventory, armor, and weapons are random. The contents of most containers are random. Your starting stats are random. Inventories for most merchants are random. The creatures that spawn throughout the wasteland are all random as are their sizes. The weather is random. If there’s one mod you play in your life, make it be this one, it’s amazing.
Okay, I think we’re ready to get started with the real game now. Into the game, the first thing I noticed was how large and laid back Doc Mitchell is, it’s unsettling, but if that bothers you you’re gonna have enough aneurysms throughout this video to wipe out your entire bloodline spanning back to the beginning of time. I left my SPECIAL stats random because it’s a set-up I’d never really use, took my seat, went with Barter, Lockpick, Medicine, Skilled, and Wild Wasteland as my Skills and Traits, got my shit back, and went outside to find Victor. At first I was sad, he was nowhere to be found, then I realized that he was just the littlest rat.
Plot twist: The randomizer mod is actually the Courier's canonical perception of reality after getting shot in the head.
"No idea where I am. No idea where I'm going. No idea what I'm wearing. No idea what I'm wielding... But I know I must kill."
Couriers near liquid brain thinks he's holding a rocket launcher and everyone in freeside is like "the fuck is that guy doing with a switchblade?"
@@vertexed5540 i Love This comment thread
I was thinking Wild Wasteland but this makes sense too. Wild Wasteland should be the courier's canonical perception tbh.
@@vertexed5540 turns out the courier fled to boston and is the legendary motorbiked mouth idiot running around the wasteland
_“.....they were no match for an angel.”_
_“Turns out, angels are overconfident.”_
Leaving a comment here to inform you that you got over a thousand likes.
So is sephiroth the one winged angel.
Lucifer in a nutshell
Ultrakill
Ultrakill
"Time to confront Benny, I had me a silenced weapon, but I didn't account for today being his birthday"
God this made me laugh so hard
i also laughed my fuckin ass off at “I killed a baby spaceman”
I swapped to hollow points
SAME
slim jims been hittin the gym
"i gave him the jesus treatment and skeletor sent him to the moon" really fucking got me
This is no mod. Paul has managed to hook up his PC to his own brain. This is him. His absolution. His suffering
Yes
That was deep
Something about "his absolution" just gets me
That movie whacked my brain around.
Wtf are you ok “saucemaneplays 6969”
“After killing victor,victor came out of the lucky 38 to avenge victor”
Confusion 100
Victorception!
victor was a dog who left to avenge victor the super mutant :)
It makes sense if you know grammar things
"The victor paradox"
"Yes man was in jail for warcrimes"
The randomness of everything in the game and that sentence made me dead.
I didn't know you had a TH-cam account
sup jew
Sup Commie
sup Uncle Joe
sup human
“Yes man is in jail for war crimes”
Actually, that’s canon
I thought this was hella funny
I laughed at that for about 20 min
"Yes man go commit war crimes"
"Absolutely!"
I'm stupid. Pls explain
I'm also in jail for war crimes, he ain't special
Ah yes I too casually find the "U.S. Declaration of War on Germany" in my local school house
Don't we all?
I think my history teacher has one of those.
My art teacher from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts has one of those.
Maybe the real treasure was the U.S. declaration of war on Germany we made along the way
Awww shit, I dropped it in the comments
Seventy-Seventh Congress of the United States of America;
At the First Session Begun and held at the City of Washington, on Friday, the third day of January, 1941.
JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring That a State of War Exists Between The Government of Germany and the Government and the People of the United States and Making Provisions To Prosecute The Same
Whereas the Government of Germany has formally declared war against the Government and the people of the United States of America: Therefore be it Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That the state of war between the United States and the Government of Germany which has thus been thrust upon the United States is hereby formally declared; and the President is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire naval and military forces of the United States and the resources of the Government to carry on war against the Government of Germany; and, to bring the conflict to a successful termination, all of the resources of the country are hereby pledged by the Congress of the United States.
(Signed) Sam Rayburn, Speaker of the House of Representatives
(Signed) H. A. Wallace, Vice President of the United States and President of the Senate
Approved December 11, 1941 3:05 PM E.S.T.
(Signed) Franklin D. Roosevelt[2]
The “I shot the narrator” part at the end has me in tears lol
true end, the courier shot the narrator, and the curse was broken. freedom at last.
I never knew he was an NPC, but goddamn is that a way to end a game.
@@MisterJohnDoe fallout 3 and nv are basically held together with chewing gum and string and some random car parts the devs found in a ditch. the engine can do npc characters pretty reliably, so if theres ever something weird or nonstandard that needs done, its likely lashed to an npc somehow. like how the subway train in 3 was an npc with a train car hat.
@@Ki113r210 wait wtf
@@devlintaylor9520 yeah, to summerise the oddities that a modder cracked out of F3/NV
veritibirds are premade animations
the XRE car movement is done with invisible explosions to propel the car
the presidential metro train is an npc with a train car hat the runs around at unreasonably high speeds under the tracks during the cutscene
give it a google, its a good laugh
*Finds “U.S. Declaration of War on Germany” in a safe in some rundown schoolhouse in buttf*ck nowhere*
Thats a historical document, for history class.
That’s where the teacher lost my homework at
@@elperronimo that is actually the original one. It is normally found in a museum in fallout 3.
*Takes sip from vault 13 canteen*
@@everyfiend835They… borrowed it?
"easy pete seemed to be recovering from dental surgery" GOD the commentary on this channel never fails
Yep i love the way Paul talks about things
20:11 “after giving him the Jesus treatment with a nailgun, skeletor sent him to the moon”
@@zachduperron8543 His commentary out of context is hilarious
it’s beautiful... isn’t it?
“Imagine you show up to fight Alduin in Sovngarde, and he’s a chicken” so...legend of Zelda
What?
@@turpisfelis joe
@@jessepinkman69420 mama
@@thegamerfe8751 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥
Well if so you'd be wanted across all of Skyrim.
“It was his birthday. This changes things...
...I swapped to hollow points.”
rewatching these'll be hard. incredibly grateful for the hours of distraction and laughter you've provided
Been going back to all my fav vids that first caught my attention when first discovering mitten. Feels weird, but nice in a way also. Hope it gets easier for ya amigo!
This is the happiest I've heard him in these too, and it's been my absolute favorite
It's tough to think that his light has flickered out but rewatching is a fitting tribute to a unique genius
I still can't believe he's gone.
I miss him so much.
i just found this channel pretty good way to pass time
Man floating 10 feet in the air, prepared to rain death from above.
"What in the goddamn?"
Very appropriate, Benny.
Paul was doing a surprise party for him, that's why he reacted like that
@@gunner811 a surprise hollow point party
I didn’t realize today was his birthday, that changed things.
I swapped to hollow points
this!!!!!!
Hollow points are indeed needed for the birthday boy!
Thats exactly where I lost it
@OneStart Gamer the game released in 2010 so he is about 20 or 21 because that’s when his code officially sprang into existence. Unless you meant mitten squad... his age is infinite and therefore meaningless and so he will live forever
Mercy for the b-day boy
"Primm Slimm's been hittin' the Gymm" is indeed a fucking good joke.
I love that Benny is perfectly normal besides the party hat floating a few inches above his head
"After giving him the Jesus treatment with a nail gun, Skeletor sent him to the moon."
Best fucking line in the video
"This changes things."
"I swapped to hollowpoints."
A proper gift to a birthday boy
"I didn't get anything good from them" literally shows himself getting Red Glare
what's that
@@ScroogeMcWill rocket launcher that shoots fast, but it deals little damage so it kinda sucks
So nothing good then
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan red glare is the sniper weapon of my explosive only run. I also use Annabelle but with HE rockets that thing basically shoots a mini nuke
@@sovietbox2422 yeah, Annabelle is stupidly broken, especially for something you pick up in Black Mountain, before you even get to fucking Freeside
The joke with Sunny Smiles having an interesting evening was so fucking subtle ahahahhhah
One of my favorite jokes haha
@@seronymus not too subtle if you are a full blown fallout fanboi
The mod title should be “True Wild Wasteland”.
The Courier fuckn ODs on Buffout he found in Doc Mitchells closet before going to kill Benny
Either "Wild Wild Wasteland", or "Wilder Wasteland".
Honestly Wild Wasteland sounds cool but barely comes in play and is kind of useless
@@kentuckyfriedchildren5385 unless ya really wana get the alien blaster, but ya thats it. Wish it would like affect more dialogue or stuff
Wilder Wasteland?
What I think I found the most entertaining is that he's actually having fun for once. Seems like that's been a long time
The most confusing part of it is that the entire game is so messed up so you’d think he’s gonna give his character a messed up name but no, it’s just Paul
It kinda still is tho lol. I mean where did that name even come from?
@@tedw101 oh yea you are right, I don’t think he’s ever mention the name Paul before
@@Calcifer111 its his name
@@angrykoreanslaginkorea4333 I know.....that’s part of the joke
Hey em it’s Paul
Who would've thought a school house in a small town would hold the U.S Declaration of War on Germany
“After giving him the Jesus treatment with a nail gun, Skeletor sent him towards the moon” 💀
20:11
Mans a Shakespeare 2.0
IF there ever was a time to do the DLCs, this would have been it.
That would be cool to see him do a dead money run through with this mod
Im trying to imagine doing dead money with a legendary deathclaw tossed in at random.
@@codysellers4151 damn, cazadors too
@@codysellers4151 Dead money with just the hordes of ghost people alone made me want to shoot myself, now that sounds like literal hell.
Joshua Graham is just a big rat
"Imagine you showed up to defeat Alduin in Sovngarde, and he's a chicken"
Not gonna lie, from personal experience I think a chicken would be a lot more terrifying than Alduin.
Its kinda sad too
Hahaha funny joke
Put a chicken brain in alduins head
Me: Hits chicken
The 10,420 chickens on standby: Kills Link
Alduin could bring down meteors but a chicken could bring down an entire province.
"It's the video game equivalent of playing kickball in 5th grade and the teachers are on your team." That is goddamn artistry.
your comedic timing in writing is fucking legendary
I can imagine Paul doing like 5 more random playthroughs just because they're all guaranteed to be different each time
Always rember happy day?
"Primm Slim's been hitting the gym" too good.
Its such a bittersweet feeling seeing newer comments on some of his older videos after his passing. Sad because he's no longer with us, but sweet that people still come by to remember him. RIP bro
It's great to hear him having such a great time in this vid honestly
Miss you Mitten
We all do. Gone to soon
Same here
@@uchihaamvs7558 *Too soon.
I say that looking for Paul to tell me to F off lol
Even randomized, the King looks so fucking fresh
"A Gigantic Yes Man showed up behind Oliver with his most trusted securitrons." That line up was hilarious.
This is how the wild wasteland perk probably feels like in the couriers head
"Oh shit...I knew that dirty wastlander and tripper mix would mess me up lmao."
Wild Wasteland but actually Wild.
Still miss him 😢
I’ve been making my way though his videos just feel something again I miss him too
May 18th flat Rock Michigan at the cemetery Michigan memorial 1pm there is a ceremony being held for him. All are welcome to join.
Omg I didn’t even know he passed.. I try to stay out of peoples personal lives but this guy is my freaking hero!
The Virgin "The Frontier"
The Chad "New Vegas Randomizer"
I think the devs of the Frontier used the randomizer to make up the lore and characters
@@JRL_ LMAO
@@JRL_ don’t insult the randomizer like that, randomizer spent far more thought and care to make
@@beau9334 he was making fun of the story because of how random it is, and to be honest you're being a dick right now
And still more lore friendly.
“No squares allowed on planet cool” is my favorite thing I’ve heard him say
Welcome to downtown coolsville
"Completely Random" but Doc Mitchell is somehow even more of a doctor.
Now he's a fully fledged Doctor Mitchell
He unleashed doc Mitchell doctor power and now this is where the real game begins
@@shaynehughes6645 .....m. ..
"Sunny Smiles seemed to be having an interesting evening"
Yas! That and fighting Godzilla were my favorite lines.... Well other than Jesus treatment with a nail gun.
A business suit and a slave collar?
Eh...I'm not going to kinkshame.
I knew Paul had passed a couple weeks ago, but he's always been one of my favorite creators to just put on a playlist of in the background since I found th channel years back.. It's different now, knowing he's lost his fight with addiction and passed away. But I still can't help but laugh at the same jokes and twisted humor I've heard before even if I know we'll never hear from him again. .
Mr House in my game was Yes Man, and that was when I for once decided to do a Mr House playthrough. Even in the chaos of this mod, Yes man haunts me to take over Vegas again.
You cannot escape him.
Here's one I've been thinking about for awhile...
Can you beat Skyrim and Oblivion at the same time?
@MR. X Exactly, he has to play both games at the same time.
Is it one controller controls two games or just play both of them at the same time
@@Sword_Man_YT the gameplay is differently though and they run on different engine than each other so it might be impossible to do
@@harmless9336 One controller.
i bet he can make them crash at the same time
This is where the real game begins
He didn't say it!
Indeed.
“Can you beat a normal day in Mittensquad life without getting blackout drunk and fighting your AC”
“I gave him the Jesus treatment with a nailgun”
WEEPING.
I’d totally watch just 300 episodes of this.
This is exactly what I needed to settle down before going to sleep
Same night shift life
Same bro, same
same, except its 11 am and my schedule's fucked, and not because i have night shift
B-but its the morning
@@obamagaming8753 Time zones
It’s kind of funny that the randomizer gave Doc Mitchell the proper outfit for a doctor character in Fallout
"Fist of the North Rawr"
Perfection.
Uwu take my punch
Great memories brother. Rest easy soldier.
Still seems surreal
one of many of myfavorite video of yours brother, RIP 😢
I am incredibly happy that the randomizer is getting so popular
if they can solve the immortality issue, it'd be almost perfect.
I need this for Fallout 4!
I love it the most when Paul's enjoying his challenges a lot. Really feels good.
There should be an achievement in the next elder scrolls game that’s like “Kill the main antagonist with a 100 buckets” and the name of said achievement is just “Paul”
No, the achievement should be "Have 100 buckets in your inventory at one time." with the achievement named "Paul"
RIP paul
“And I began taking out all the deathclaws in the construction yard” as there is a rad roach and Brahmin
Chasing him
Fun fact: This mod would make the Frontier more lore friendly.
Yo try not to cut yourself on that edgy comment
@@claytonkickflip7595 how is this an edgy comment
@Carl Dial Clayton's probably the whole Frontier dev team
@@claytonkickflip7595 SILENCE CLAYTON *laser beams*
@@claytonkickflip7595 Hold your yongue, wastrel.
This video just feels so pure since he's not letting his inner masochist out
"I don't know, can you?"
-Every teacher ever
My response was always to immediately leave was sent to the office coming back
it hurts to come back to this rip the legend
Miss you bud, thanks for the laughs.
Me: why
Mitten: why not
Me: u have a point
I told him about the mod on twitter five days ago. So happy that he made the video.
We can´t deny that this is the thing all challenge videos led to
Deny*
@@LeigonX thanks
" Imagine showing up to fight Alduin in Sovngarde and he's a chicken"
The villagers : Maniacal laughing in the distance
Now I know why Ron Perlman isn't the narrator in Fallout 4... Paul shot him
i like the thumbnail. never thought i'd see a deathclaw in a vault suit.
I’ve seen too many to count... don’t go too far into the internet, kids.
Makes a crazy chaotic game even more crazy and chaotic
“Yes Man transferred his consciousness into a cow” 😂😂
Knew he was gonna take the run serious when he actually names his character Paul 😂
We all knew Paul was special. It feels more true now than ever since he's passed away. Paul, you were and are a legend!!!!
I hope you're at peace my friend. I'll never forget you.
Man those lasers hurt like hell, I just wanted to get in the gate
Looks like we meet again
Patrolling the Mojave
@@clongshanks5206 almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
“I gave him the Jesus treatment with a nailgun”
That line was underrated
"Recall what I said black at Back Mountain" - Deranged man
RIP Paul. thanks for all the fun videos
Goddamn my friend. I fuckin miss you. We all do. Goddamn.
Its still hard for me 3 months later, i never felt more sad for the death of a person i didn't personally know
“The Mad God Sheogorath smiles upon you!” 🦖
After the clusterfuck that was The Frontier, having a fun mod and just a grand old time with this makes me happy
Can you beat the Fallout: New Vegas randomiser without taking damage. We need to see it!
I thought the Same Brother;)
You really want to make Mitten suffer that much, right?
"I didn't account for today being his birthday. This changes things. I swapped to hollow-points." This was the single funniest youtuber on the platform and I miss him every day. Truly, he was an angel.
13:33 fun fact: in the game files, you can find a cut wild wasteland encounter that would spawn a massive gecko, it was just named “gecko” but in the files, it’s referred to as “gorjira” or however you spell the Japanese name for godzilla
“Then I went back to hell”
You went to Grandma Sparkles house?
11:36 "Remember what I said black at Back Mountain?"
"Look Gordon! We made it black into Back Mesa!"
It's like Alice took LSD, while having a fever dream as she throws herself head first down the rabbit hole.
But that's just American McGee's
I miss mitten squad 😭
I miss paul...
RIP our king. I have rewatched all of these videos so many times and they always put a smile on my face!
The narration on this without video context would be even more “ramblings of a drug addled madman” than usual and i absolutely love it lol
Me last night: i wonder when Paul of Mitten Squad will do a randomized playthrough
Me like 20 minutes ago: Paul is a wizard.
This isn't a mod, it just the true power of the wild wasteland perk
Mitten squad fans gonna be at the retirement home in 2093 still watching ms fallout player through on repeat 🙌
He died before Christmas, so it'll just be re-runs, like on tv
rest in peace king i miss you
Doc Mitchell really looks like he could survive the wasteland all on his own now
Will always come back to your videos,
This man deserves an award for the subtitles at the beginning of the video
Rip king I hope you have peace now I miss you
Rest in peace paul.