New Zealand Today - Return to Marton
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2019
- In 2018 Guy Williams accidentally met Marton legends Josh and Issac who took him to their home town to sample the best Chicken and Chips in the World and in New Zealand! But when the video became successful on Reddit, an internet conspiracy was exposed, and Guy was forced to return to investigate.
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This segment originally aired on episode 2 of New Zealand Today, the new show hosted by Guy Williams, Friday nights 9.45 on Three! Catch full episodes on Three Now... Now!
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I think we as a nation need to rise up, and thank Guy Williams. Guy Williams may not be the most liked guy in New Zealand, but he certainly is the best at the moment. He rose out of the ashes of Jono and Ben, getting his own show on New Zealand Television. Because the only thing that I believe saving Jono and Ben at the time, was this segment. Guy Williams has the incredible audacity and willingness to travel around New Zealand to the places where no other reporter would go. For example, he's experienced the unnamed hell that is Levin, the mighty wrath of Dunedin's students, and even travelled to Tokyo to meet his somewhat close old friend Sonny Bill. He will do anything for his Country, and therefore should be highly respected. Even though some people might not see it, he cares about people and communities he has nothing to do with. He goes to places people might consider 'obscure' so that he can make a living along with his Crew, and make the few people of New Zealand happy. I bet if he wanted, he could go off around the World and do great things, but he doesn't. He stays true to himself, and is a real Kiwi. He's literally a Kiwi. He can't fly off anywhere else, but he moves around enough to understand everything around him. He's observant and passionate. Now I don't know if he still lives with his Father, but I really hope one day he finds true love, and a new place to live maybe. Guy Williams, I love you (non homosexualy) and so does the rest of New Zealand. You are an inspiration, and if I could legally as a 15 Year Old, I would vote for you not only for Prime Minister, but also for New Zealander of The Year. - Sincerely, Joe Shaw.
Joe Shaw fuckin oath
G I live in marton
Hard
Joe Shaw facts
Yass queen
“I can see into the past what’s that called?”
“Having a memory?” I’m dying
🤣🤣🤣
"There's a lot of French people in France, that's for sure" - Josh...
🤣🤣🤣
Daily wisdom
🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Only Jesus Christ can protect you."
Guy: "I was fucked"
😆😆
Who else would binge watch a Guy Williams Netflix documentary
Meee
Me
Fuken oath 👌
Mate I'm on a guy Williams binge right now, would absolutely kill for him to have a show
I binge watch these episodes.... Same thing
"I can see into the past.....what's that called? Having a memory?
Yup I have a pretty good memory!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aw where’s Isaac?
Yea he’s sick
Did you take him to the hospital
Nah it’s burnt down
😂😂😂
YOOO THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Is that a budget yeah the boys?
@@happytoday333 it's bootleg finesse
Josh is like Guys long lost son 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@juanitamoore4588 More secrets and mysteries to be uncovered in Marton. is this why Guy is so drawn back to the town. A long lost son.
True tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
guy is truely a new zealand icon
ARS GREEN don’t agree, sorry everyone.
@@banjopete so guys next wenesday don't forget to bring your picforks to the Peter olsen sacrifice ceremony
ARS GREEN hard case
@@kingspaztic8290 Wednesday, pitchforks, away you go!
Just like the comedy god before him named Guy as well!
Remember "that guy" Moon TV
Hellers advertisment for you younger ones!
Bros and sisters who run this channel. You need to get these two young fellas, Issac and josh on more often. Teach the duo comedy, teach them drama and acting make them big, they need the gig :')
Oh. Dear. God. Marton is legitimately scary. Not the ghosts though...
Some back of the envelop calculations I found fun:
Assuming the winner is on the current median income, doesn't change their lifestyle and does nothing other than pay themselves the wage they would otherwise get, if they won the total amount it would still last over 500 years!
If they paid themselves as much as the prime minister (which is admittedly low compared with say the CEO of a bank) but more than enough to live very comfortably it would last over 180 years.
It is a given that most people would make several very large purchases initially, like a house, holiday, car/s etc, but even with these purchases coming to say 10 million they could still pay themselves like the prime minister ($549,250) for over 160 years
If they spent 10 million up front and did nothing investment wise except put it in a term deposit and live off half the interest each year they would grow the principle and pay themselves a salary of 1.35 million.
@@stevethea5250 what are you on about?
@@elsqueezy5459 foregone conclusion, a. 1. An outcome regarded as inevitable, as in The victory was a foregone conclusion. 2. A conclusion formed in advance of argument or consideration, as in The jury was warned to consider all of the evidence and not base their decision on a foregone conclusion.
Thank you, its home for me 😅
😂😂
Josh and isaac are the ones haunting marton
The most anticipated sequel ever
- Where the fucks Isaac. “Oh he’s sick”
- Did you take him to the hospital?
“Nah It burnt down” 😂😂
This is the funniest
" Fuck it did "
The grunge ginger is the real mvp
James OBrienNZ totally lol
I haven’t seen an Echo Unlimited hat in a HOT minute.
Lmfao he’s a nutter bro I know him
@@richardblackler5953 whole family is nuts
@@richardblackler5953 he is a fucken national treasure you knob jockey
“AFCKNCHUR”. 🤣👍
AFCKNCHUR!
ghee that what my uncle
who said afcknchur
@@kvlzest4533 Maybe it was the bro JayMuck! XD
@@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 AFCKNCHUR
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Guy needs to talk to Jesus's best friend Mary Lin.
I died reading this comment 😂😂😂😂
I love this omg please have more New Zealand today
hey kalash
studying for calc bro?
Sup kaveesh
To scared to, Martins pretty close to us
I love Aotearoa New Zealand and its people
The way they embraced one another after the time apart. So wholesome and great!
“It was ‘Martin’, the ghost from Marton”
I wonder if they got more chicken
literally chicken and chips in the video
Romantic chicken and chips
@@umosay i commented this before they were shown
táyl ø that was retarded then wasn’t it
hello i am of proper build i can buy chicken
Massive credit to the young fellas stepping up again. Hilarious shit.
so excited ngl these two are kiwi icons
This is too funny bro give josh and izzac a job man
The guy with Guy, needs to be on tv more. He’s gold.
Josh is brilliant
Please make more of these and bring these kids with you 😭😭❤️
“There’s a lot of French people in France thats for sure” 😂😂😂
Str8 up every episode I watch. Cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣 u da man Guy.
I thought we had a shit-ton of halfwits here in Scotland…I’d _love_ to go to NZ now. I bloody love Guy and the folk he finds 😆
Dundee alone has more half-wits than all of Australasia
I hope this one is 10+ minutes. Legends.
you know you can see how long the video is right?
@@Piesfan35 not everybody has that ability mate. The ghosts only let you see what they want you to see..... lmfao!
marcus knox lmao
@@Piesfan35 I couldnt
I matched with that young ginger lass on tinder, she unmatched me because of my star sign, definitely dodged a bullet there LOL.
What is this absolute TREASURE of a TH-cam channel that I’ve discovered?!
Josh and Isaac need their own show/channel. 🤣👌
Guy wearing his old Nelson College tie is too real!
I'm only on this channel for one reason. Guy Williams 💛 He's such a bro. Learning so much about kiwi culture from him. It's fascinating to me as an Englishman, who just started living here 😅
put guy williams on the $1000 note
New Zealanders are hilarious!
the red head guy should have his own TH-cam channel doing comedian reviews and interviews lol
Lol when the paranormal investigators are like "what you're doing is bullshit" 😂😂😂
These have to be the funniest vids on TH-cam right now
Okay, but was Isaac sick, or did he go missing 😂🤭
Best
his jesus freak mum didnt let him go
Isaac has been replaced
His Mum grounded him in the name.
This is the most anticipated sequel of the year
these three could have the best tv sitcom new zealand has ever seen.
This is comedy gold. Thank you Guy Williams for doing God's work
“No, only Jesus Christ can protect you.”
“I WAS FUCKKKED!”
Hahahahaha!!
thing is that this is actually something creepy but guy and his editors know how to make it watchable and comedic
There’s are lot of French people in France that’s for shore
Lol
“Shore”😂
This is pure gold comedy
This is what New Zealand needs, a real hard hitting journalist. New Zealand Media take note.
why does the beginning of this feel like the Nz budget version of buzzfeed unsolved
Thank you Guy for putting a smile on my face :)
I'm honestly loving the Guy content. Keep uploading!
This whole channel is the lockdown entertainment that I desperately needed. Thank you Guy
Josh has great comedic timing
"May the power of Christ compel yah"
Marton is probably the swingers capital of New Zealand.
yeh buddy nah it’s not lol
Ranga is the ghost. They have no souls.
You kiwis funny asf.. love your humor
Thanks
Bruh this is so crack up can’t wait for next week
Josh: we need chicken n chips
Guy: *pulls it out of his ass*
Wtf
I cannot comprehend how you only have 190k subs. There is something terribly wrong with this situation lol.
Keep it up fella!!!
HAHAHA bro said “i can see into the past”
Someone give Isaac a job on tv his a character
This is utter genius! We need more!!!
.4.12 "So in Marton, we don't have McDonald's but we do have a subway. bro that cracked me up like.
Just a bunch of guys who have unmedicated adhd. Premium quality 👌🏼
😅
Why did TH-cam take down the video of guy Williams and the mobster, that was a good and crack up video.
Lance Katipa probably cos he said gay
When they zoomed in on his baby photo I lost it. 😂
this still cracks me up. I had rugby training this night when they recorded this
"Hes dead sick, not dead and sick" 😂😂😂
"I can see into the past..." pure genius
I have premonitions of flashbacks
The bravest souls the world has ever seen.
“Ohh yeah where did that come from”
Guy in the background: A FUCKIN CHUURRRR
Guy answering: “A FUKIN CHURRRRRR”
Quality viewing, well done😎
Funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life! Guy is a genius for this segment
I thought this was in America !!! now just found out how big and diverse NZ really is .... love it !!
The legends are finally reunited
Isaac made this seem like a meme ahahaha
lol half the town were god nutters and believed their town was haunted it was a meme XD
You guys deserve a Netflix series this series is fucking gold!
Thank you for your bravery, Guy. I left Marton in 2011 due to the frequent hauntings, and my house's direct proximity to the Pavilion. I'm sorry for the poor bugger who bought my haunted house, but now I know I can safely return.
I grew up in Marton and our house was like haunted haunted. My dad was dreaming about our house, weird rasps and voices in certain bedrooms, noises, Our cat ran away, our shedis always locked and we never go inside, our friends and family didn't want to visit us, the door bell would ring randomly ( we had the cops called and did a finger print test on the door bell and there was not a single trace of a finger print), weird knocking on windows at night, At night when you look out the window of our garden or yard you would see a figure, At night it feels like someone is rubbing your feet and touching you, you here breathing and etc. We moved out of the house and decided to stay in palmy. If you guys want to check out the house I'll give you the address. ( Only for Jono and Ben no on else)
I didn't mind this. Thank you!
josh is funnier than guy
They bounce off each other so well. They should become a duo.
JZZYNZ Josh is pretty wack irl
- JobroCodwawz - have you met him
Bocky Mill from marton bro
- JobroCodwawz - this jobro guy is kinda wack ngl
this is bloody amazing
I have a feeling these guys are gunna go viral.
That graffiti in the subway was pure talent...
4:30 Vindaloo 😂😂😂
6:53 - Awesome skit - Guy can barely hold it together for the scene climax which is hilarious
So much better than I thought it would be.
We need to see more of these boys!!!!
The subway joke was actually really good
I missed these two chuckleheads so much.
Omg FINALLY!!!!! I WAS AFRAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO THIS
BEST ONE YET
My man guy funny as always
Good shyt! Maintain this energy man! And I reckon invite these two to more episodes hahaha they say some stupid shyt, cracks me up!!
This is hilarious, love from America!!!
“I’m a ghost buster” got me
Funniest part of this is that it still doesn't pass the bechdel test