I get new Chinese Parents just to disappoint them

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  • @chryno9600
    @chryno9600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7170

    “I’m not done, put me back in”
    killed me

    • @aiubkhan5707
      @aiubkhan5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me too. xD

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How did you type this then?

    • @EXW3
      @EXW3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When he said that I was deceased

    • @multifandom2462
      @multifandom2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mariusman3671 It's their ghost typing it :o

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@multifandom2462 B-but. That's impossible!

  • @enterval4328
    @enterval4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5163

    “I’ve reached high school”
    “Jesus my mental state is not good”
    Bro I felt that shit lmao

    • @tiredhybrid
      @tiredhybrid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh same lmfaoo

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      every student ever

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Then follows with "I think it's time to end this here"

    • @enterval4328
      @enterval4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RockerCatErrorEncountered 404 really felt that one

    • @junko4166
      @junko4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't worry, it will get worse.

  • @areamann_e
    @areamann_e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4567

    Kevin: F... F...
    Parents: OMG he's about to say his first word! You wanna say "Father"?
    Kevin: FECK!!

    • @qrowbranwen
      @qrowbranwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      my sisters first words were shit

    • @CrumbyCrumble
      @CrumbyCrumble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The first word my sister learned to spell was ass

    • @staciii
      @staciii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@qrowbranwen technically that's impossible 💀

    • @qrowbranwen
      @qrowbranwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Staci how

  • @ryanqube9132
    @ryanqube9132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5133

    Girl: enters highschool
    Also Girl: has no other talent than playing a piano and roll over

    • @linkachu5537
      @linkachu5537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Maths final exam *Rolls over*

    • @starsign2855
      @starsign2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      girl*

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@linkachu5537 *Standing Ovations*

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Rolling over is an essential life skill.

    • @SapphosGalPal
      @SapphosGalPal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's more than most got.

  • @norwegianlass
    @norwegianlass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    "I'm just a complete baby myself, because I'm just clicking the pretty colours" Somehow relatable

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Explains why he loves Idle Breakout so much...

    • @norwegianlass
      @norwegianlass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Thenoobestgirl Haha yeah

    • @hrimast3610
      @hrimast3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thenoobestgirl A adxXzzzdd~zzz

    • @Glombor
      @Glombor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #Relatable

  • @MrAmunai
    @MrAmunai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5400

    "i look like an undercooked minion"
    Kevin we tried to tell you but...

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    Me: that's a nice blue shirt, it really suits him
    Kevin: I'm wearing kind of a green t-shirt here...

    • @giantred
      @giantred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Is this how you discovered your blue green colourblindness?

    • @devilslotus4351
      @devilslotus4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      It's kinda a minty green with a touch of blue
      I saw more blue too

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@giantred it's just an ambiguous pale turquoise colour. Oh yes, minty, that suits. The bright green background and lighting possibly help the illusion.

    • @AwfullyDeer
      @AwfullyDeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought it was teal

    • @taxistfox1102
      @taxistfox1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Is it not like a pastel baby blue?

  • @SomeLassieGames
    @SomeLassieGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    When my brother was a baby he was so good at turning over. The first time he did it he just kept on going... straight into the wall.
    My parents enjoy telling that story.

    • @sneezingsuspense
      @sneezingsuspense 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Once I turned over until I fell on our cold tile floor in the middle of winter. My parents enjoy telling that story

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wtf? I just got tossed into a ceiling fan. :(

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ElysetheEevee *how did that even happen tf*

    • @alexisrox44
      @alexisrox44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i have a twin sister, and when we were babies, i was supposedly really good at rolling, but my sister couldn't, so she was so upset, she grabbed my hair to help her roll.
      my parents enjoy telling that story; perhaps to hide the fact that our relationship is abhorrent ;u;

    • @sneezingsuspense
      @sneezingsuspense 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexisrox44
      This is hilarious

  • @coreblue762
    @coreblue762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    As an Asian person with Asian parents, it's actually kind of terrifying how real this is.
    I can now use this as a tool for demonstrating the Asian parenting concepts of negative reinforcement and conditional love.

    • @DoodleDoo2
      @DoodleDoo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      spacepatrolblue my parents way of “disciplining” me and “loving” me has led to have a deep resentment for them as I find out each day just how much they’ve mentally and emotionally screwed me up. I can’t wait for the day I leave for college and am able to not be controlled anymore. As soon as I enter college I’m going straight to therapy.

    • @ratverence6767
      @ratverence6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@DoodleDoo2 i’m sorry you experienced anything like that and I hope your able to get as much therapy as you need and succeed despite the treatment your parents have given you, people are always here even if its just random fans on Kevin’s channel remember we’re all supporting you!

    • @michaelheliotis5279
      @michaelheliotis5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DoodleDoo2 Haiya! You don need therapy! It's all in your head!

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelheliotis5279 thats the reason

    • @michaelheliotis5279
      @michaelheliotis5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ahrone1586 Yes, I was making a rather cynical joke at the all-too-common reaction of Asian parents to the notion of therapy. I also might have said "Haiya! Why you tell stranger about all your problem? Just go fix them!" or, if they're a little more sympathetic, "You have time for therapy? I think that's your problem. Too much time for worry! Work harder, then you don need therapy!"

  • @alt_rat
    @alt_rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    *Write an essay about how bad parents treat their children*
    Asian parents: "I dont care as long as you got A+"
    Sadly as an asian i can relate to that

    • @shanemorris3554
      @shanemorris3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It's funny how often Asian people don't get mad at stereotypes and just agree that they're true hahaha. My friend's chinese partner hates other Asians hahaha.

    • @NurseInTraining
      @NurseInTraining 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Bringer of Death Im so sorry that happened to you. I hope you are okay and safe.

    • @LN4OP81
      @LN4OP81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Most likely the parents would only know their children got an A, not knowing what they wrote lol

    • @bytemegga
      @bytemegga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So many things referenced in the game I believe most Asians can relate. "You came from the trashcan" was for me.

    • @foottoast4235
      @foottoast4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Suicide attempts are high even among asian kids in america, it's really dumb

  • @blarg2429
    @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "I don't know how to be a child, which explains why I don't know how to be an adult."
    Accidentally profound.

  • @mccrow4561
    @mccrow4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "Wait, you're saying your name is Girl?"
    "What, no! My name isn't Girl! That would be stupid!
    My name is girl."

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    Disappointing Irish parents not good enough for ya?!

    • @veroorzaakt6387
      @veroorzaakt6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      How to dissapoint american parents: be against guns
      How to dissapoint aussie parents: walk right-side-up

    • @pb1459
      @pb1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      How to dissapoint polish parents: be gay

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How to disappoint Puerto Rican parents: Not being an alcoholic

    • @the-wisest-emu
      @the-wisest-emu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      How to disappoint Canadian parents: not saying "sorry" for no reason.

    • @ThisGuyRightHereXB
      @ThisGuyRightHereXB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      How to disappoint Russian parents: Believe in capitalism

  • @misscaite
    @misscaite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    oh yes my favorite life skills... piano, running, muscle memory, and *turning over*

  • @chrisgelin515
    @chrisgelin515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    "What's wrong with my parents?"
    They are Asian. As an Asian child, I wish I could say this game is exaggerated but unfortunately it's pretty accurate...

    • @BrianHuynhPersonal
      @BrianHuynhPersonal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Indeed it is quite accurate

    • @EternalMetaphor
      @EternalMetaphor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Relatable.
      F

    • @miguelmonteiro5166
      @miguelmonteiro5166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      F to the rice-eyed ones

    • @shsltrash6685
      @shsltrash6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Fortunately not *all* Asian parents are like that though. Like the filipino culture is quite chill

    • @chrisgelin515
      @chrisgelin515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@shsltrash6685 And the sad part is other Asians tend to be racist against Filipinos just for being chill and having good loving relationships with their children...

  • @kushshah1187
    @kushshah1187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    As an asian, the turning away money part really hit home

    • @jarrodsu9938
      @jarrodsu9938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This applies to restaurant bills too.

    • @assfaultthearmadillo4687
      @assfaultthearmadillo4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh I can’t speak in any language other than English so I have to watch helplessly as my parents take my red envelopes away for “safe keeping”

    • @jarrodsu9938
      @jarrodsu9938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@assfaultthearmadillo4687 I'll teach you how to receive your red packets in mandarin:
      Gong xi fa cai, HONG BAU NA LAI

    • @assfaultthearmadillo4687
      @assfaultthearmadillo4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jarrod Su I SPEAK CANTONESE BUT THANK YOU

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jarrodsu9938 haha haha! 恭喜发财,红包拿来!My parents would've killed me if I said that.

  • @HellBrat
    @HellBrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    But Kevin, you could just do that with your own parents.

  • @ainedangerfield
    @ainedangerfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3435

    I’m so annoyed he named him girl and not Girl.

    • @6150RE
      @6150RE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Indeed.

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      that just goes to show how they truly gave zero shits about him

    • @Enclave.
      @Enclave. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      No, that would have increased their expectations of him.

    • @victork.8860
      @victork.8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why not GIRL?

    • @johanbatcron1206
      @johanbatcron1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why not girL?

  • @Aoskar95
    @Aoskar95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "I am Slatan"
    Kevin: "Did that say I'm Satan"
    Somewhere in LA there's a multimillionaire swedish serb, screaming at Kevin

    • @crysteeld77
      @crysteeld77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I thought It said "I am Stalin"

    • @yeehaw8106
      @yeehaw8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crysteeld77 even better!

    • @TheDarkestPaladin
      @TheDarkestPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crysteeld77 for ze mother land

    • @bigbag5416
      @bigbag5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hehe Zlatan doesn't scream people scream at Zlatan

    • @Rose-xe4ct
      @Rose-xe4ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oskado95 WAIT I LIVE IN SWEDISH AND I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS ZLATAN NOT SLATAN

  • @Tina-qo7vq
    @Tina-qo7vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "Knife techniques? Oh for eating. I thought I was gonna... stab someone".
    I can't even 😂😂😂

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Chinese Parents: "It's a boy! Let's name it Girl."
    Kevin:........... Feck ..

    • @falonthorne445
      @falonthorne445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girl:*

    • @reficeul
      @reficeul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait that's illegal

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Also Chinese parents: it's a girl, time to abort

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Sightless_Seeker because of the 1 child policy they did abort girls fairly often (since they're gonna get married and not support their parents amirite) until the government noticed there's like not enough potential mates for men for some reason

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aliveslice yeah, they already abandoned the 1 child policy.

  • @SavageBear_YT
    @SavageBear_YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Stay tuned for Girl: College Edition, where Girl turns over a new beef with his dad!

  • @aliensandinternetdrama5169
    @aliensandinternetdrama5169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    I Irish TH-camr Kevin O’Reilly protests gender norms by naming his son “girl”

  • @miksija112
    @miksija112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "I'm wearing a green t-shirt so I hope I don't have to use my green screen at any point today"
    Kevin, when do you ever use your green screen?

    • @andreaoak
      @andreaoak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In the Country roads video!

    • @Trupiato
      @Trupiato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget the time he put RT dancing in the background :>

    • @mainaccount3087
      @mainaccount3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brett and Eddy plus Kevin? You are a true person of culture.

    • @miksija112
      @miksija112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mainaccount3087 ha, thank you

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When trolling?

  • @pandaman8327
    @pandaman8327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Have you met our son, girl? He's very good at rolling over! Oh, also the piano.

  • @bayduvegrolode4531
    @bayduvegrolode4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This game is full of chinese meme, e.g. those faces, words like mind shadow, and others, so it's a bit hard to fully understand if you don't know about the memes. BTW Kevin you look great in that blue/green shirt!

    • @bananahat3350
      @bananahat3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, could you tell me what mind shadow is supposed to mean lol?

    • @bananahat3350
      @bananahat3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bayduve grolode Oh okay, thanks! It’s so interesting to hear about memes from another culture.

    • @bayduvegrolode4531
      @bayduvegrolode4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bananahat3350 No problem! I'm glad you understand. I was worried about my poor explanation lol

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the heck is mind shadow? Signs of brain cancer?

    • @bayduvegrolode4531
      @bayduvegrolode4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Maesterful A lighthearted way of describing the dark side of the mind/trauma in the mentality/the damage one receives in one's mind from an incident/tragedy

  • @goldenlordofnightmares
    @goldenlordofnightmares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    >write about how dad beats you
    >dad doesn't care how you depict him as long as you make high scores

  • @bananahat3350
    @bananahat3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The red envelope pushing game is too relatable to anyone with Chinese relatives.

  • @roboticaly4592
    @roboticaly4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I’m half Chinese myself and this is the most accurate thing *ever*

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    girl at the application:
    So what are your skills?
    girl: *I can play the piano and roll over*
    Well, we didn't get an application writing from you.
    girl: Oh yeah that's because I can't write.

  • @PunishedHobo
    @PunishedHobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Is my dad a dictator"
    The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

  • @PoisonedRedBerry
    @PoisonedRedBerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Me: **watches video**
    12 minutes later
    Notifications: psst! Hey, kid... want to see cool video?

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomorrow's Recommendation: I've got the prototype for the best video ever!
      Me: I've watched the prototype already.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half the time I seem to get notifications like a week late. Rather pisses me off when it’s something I’ve been waiting for.

  • @Random-ly5oq
    @Random-ly5oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "I'm not done! put me back in!"
    Actually couldn't stop laughing at that XD

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you been able to stop yet? Should I send help?!

    • @IamJmGJT
      @IamJmGJT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mewtuwa i think he died

    • @a.n.y2902
      @a.n.y2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rip

    • @Random-ly5oq
      @Random-ly5oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mewtuwa Its been 14 hours and nope.... yes, please send help XD

    • @IamJmGJT
      @IamJmGJT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Random-ly5oq Oh lord we forgot about this man rest his soul

  • @midnightnebula9533
    @midnightnebula9533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    kevin: quits playing the game during the high school stage
    me: yeah seems accurate

  • @polirber5143
    @polirber5143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Kevin: I'm getting a chance at impressing my parents.
    Also Kevin: *Dating Colonel Sanders*
    (small creator/dreamer btw)

    • @jamesna8925
      @jamesna8925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i would be impressed and proud.

    • @helenebissmarck4412
      @helenebissmarck4412 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      james N/A me to me to

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a win in my eyes

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, Sanders does have a stable job....

  • @lucerogonzales4854
    @lucerogonzales4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The real treasure was your family all along or something lame like that"😂

  • @mortysmith6090
    @mortysmith6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You are born!" The only achievement in my 17 years of being alive.

  • @krakenwarrior3237
    @krakenwarrior3237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Kevin you fool, you should have learned the PAINO, not the piano. Only then would girl have succeeded.

    • @Царь-е5ь
      @Царь-е5ь 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't remember where paino is from can you explain please

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Царь the twitch sings videos

  • @karens4033
    @karens4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When disappointing your first set of parents isn't enough:
    😂

  • @lorenzovakarian
    @lorenzovakarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'm not done, put me back in!"
    K E V I N 🙈 I just fucking choked

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ireland and China are basically right next to each other, so this shouldn’t be a big deal. At least, that’s what I was told during Geography lessons

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That reminds me if twisted translations version of bad guy by billie eillish. "We found spain near china."

    • @booksaremybag4684
      @booksaremybag4684 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ireland trade with China and send goods like powdered baby milk I heard that anyway

  • @feckmaster6934
    @feckmaster6934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Kevin: (names the kid girl)
    Every English teacher ever: NOOOOO
    (I say that because it is not capitalized)

  • @judgedhades8583
    @judgedhades8583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “I’m not done, put me back in”
    ~CallMeKevin 2019

  • @softenbysam
    @softenbysam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Chinese parents have notoriously high standards and expectations for children, this can only go badly.

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      one thing i noticed going from reading japanese comics to korean comics to chinese comics is that the elements of educational stress and toxic family dynamics got more and more overpowering

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    11:03
    girl has 400+ IQ
    Kevin: "I think we're better than average"

  • @dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923
    @dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I look like an uncooked minion!"
    I think you have problems if you're cooking minions

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Throwing minions in an oven sounds like something kevin would do tbh

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @David L true lol

    • @mischashucker9897
      @mischashucker9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well you wouldn't want to eat them raw...

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mischashucker9897 Well said

  • @XxkeeganxXLoVe
    @XxkeeganxXLoVe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I always ask my work to give me breaks from 2-3 just so I can watch Kevin’s video as soon as he drops it

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keegan, aww that’s nice of your work.

    • @XxkeeganxXLoVe
      @XxkeeganxXLoVe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrea Yanome I tell them I have diarrhea

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought y9u were gonna says you could practice turning over.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    His parents didn't even capitalize his name, it's just "girl".

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Day 173 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
    Happy birthday, Kevin.

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You remind me of the bore ragnarok guy but he doesn't post anymore. REEEEEEE

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@valpro4604 Bore Ragnarok Guy? More like Gore Bagnarok Ruy!

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gore?

    • @mdlnlvgd
      @mdlnlvgd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i hope Kevin will heart react to your comment on his actual birthday

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mdlnlvgd We'll see how it end up! He's hearted twice and replied once when it wasn't his birthday.

  • @NateTheAok
    @NateTheAok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Father: "you docta"
    Kevin: "im only 12"
    Father: "call me when you docta"
    Edit: im so happy to have this many likes, thank you fellow subs

  • @reggiegarcia07
    @reggiegarcia07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    100% Irish
    100% Disappointing
    - Kevin’s parents.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 100% reason to remember the name.

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kevin getting a Chinese family man the exchange student industry must be regretting accepting Kevin in the program

  • @AFerret
    @AFerret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "If your mind's shroud reaches 100 you lose"
    Did you mean *depression*?

  • @adrianaramos4888
    @adrianaramos4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Classic Kevin, dropping high school before it’s even begun

  • @iilikecereal
    @iilikecereal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my hobbies include rolling around on the floor for years and dominating in the piano scene

  • @AkemiSakuya495
    @AkemiSakuya495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Just a long night of l practicing how to roll over"
    *D O A B A R R E L R O L L !*

  • @coolmanjack1995
    @coolmanjack1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    OMG Kevin I think those things are things you've already learned to do. You should have been practicing walking and running but instead you just kept doing turn over several times a day for your entire childhood thats why you were so far behind lol because everytime you turned over you made a fraction of the stat points the other ones gave you

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Run"
    The game's just trying to teach people what to do if they see Kevin. It's a survival lesson

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Running from danger (Kevin) is not something you learn to do its a natural response

  • @mr.platypus280
    @mr.platypus280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i would love to see kevin's search history to find games

  • @potatogames5410
    @potatogames5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Always looking for hugs"
    Misheard that as "Always looking for frogs"

    • @jf1376
      @jf1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was playing final fantasy 9 that's true for me

    • @PANZERFAUST322
      @PANZERFAUST322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Dear Leader's cults prohibits looking for frogs.

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know,@@PANZERFAUST322 . I was concerned when I misheard him.

    • @potatogames5410
      @potatogames5410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jf1376 , what has this got to do with looking for frogs?

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PANZERFAUST322 true

  • @anaeric1
    @anaeric1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You should troll in Second life I think it would be hilarious and you would have a lot of fun.

  • @noel090909
    @noel090909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Hello fellow cult members.
    I hope your day is going well!
    Edit: anyone new to Kevin’s channel scrolling through the comments must be the weirdest mix of scared and confused....

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you; to you as well.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same to you, fellow cultist.

    • @the_rising_pheonix973
      @the_rising_pheonix973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No u, fellow cultist.

    • @jimbsausage544
      @jimbsausage544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      noel090909 HAIL JIM

    • @Kai-zz3no
      @Kai-zz3no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, may we continue sacrificing for Lord Pickens.

  • @YoNicePaprika
    @YoNicePaprika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i really relate to Kevin's frustration with his parents especially at 9:01 cuz my parents are always like "why are your grades so bad? are you stupid?" and then I'm like "no i was just practicing how to turn over like you told me to!! so i didn't have any time to study!!!! D:"

  • @averyk4228
    @averyk4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Petition to make Kevin play High school dreams a series to get his high school diploma

  • @sonofagun4125
    @sonofagun4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone I cared about a lot died today so thank you Kevin for releasing a funny video so that my day could still have some joy to it ❤ your content makes me feel better

  • @angethedumbone
    @angethedumbone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whilst Kevin read "Satan" I read "Zlatan", I'm very confused as to why a Chinese kid and HOW a Chinese kid could become a swedish football player...

    • @takashiari1598
      @takashiari1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐞 Cool profile pic

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh I would really like a second part of this video! It was really fun.

  • @ElysetheEevee
    @ElysetheEevee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “...Lots of turning over; I enjoyed it.”
    That somehow sounds innocent but also dirty at the same time.

    • @Chrisdish
      @Chrisdish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *You better*

  • @shadownekoking4486
    @shadownekoking4486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:09 What a chill dad

  • @Reubenn
    @Reubenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Kevin's titles are always amazing

    • @anneblackk
      @anneblackk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caramel Thief Yes like that one video he named “Reacting to my subreddit.” That was one of the best titles I think.

    • @Reubenn
      @Reubenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anneblackk wow after almost 900 videos he's had some mediocre ones

    • @anneblackk
      @anneblackk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caramel Thief Yes but I after with you. I just meant it as kind of a sarcastic joke. Sorry

  • @littlekitsune1
    @littlekitsune1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most accurate Asian family simulator I've ever seen. I can't believe they even included buying a greeting card for no reason. That's great detail!

  • @11skatergirl1
    @11skatergirl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin, you should try playing Vampyr if you're inclined :) it lets you decide that fate of all named NPCs (kill them for power) lol, just a suggestion!

  • @snakeman1141
    @snakeman1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we get a full play through, seems like a funny game

  • @greenbaron7781
    @greenbaron7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm surprised he never said The Paino

  • @ToonedMinecraft
    @ToonedMinecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "For my action,
    I shall forfeit!"
    I wish I could do that for Uni...

  • @psychronic8327
    @psychronic8327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The topic is about your parents
    Kevin : *chooses how his dad beats him*
    Me : you too ?

  • @raghadb2044
    @raghadb2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG 2.4M SUBS ?!!!!! THE LAST TIME I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS YOU WERE LIKE AROUND 200K ONLY OMG I'M SO PROUD OF U KEVIN😭💜💜

  • @shiocreator
    @shiocreator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still want a "Painting with Kevin" series-

  • @thebee3821
    @thebee3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need to see this as a series, please Kevin!

  • @martinwolf7800
    @martinwolf7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:55 - "I'm in this picture and I don't like it."

  • @Emu19
    @Emu19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omfg the part where you have to decline a gift for long enough before you can actually accept it I just laughed so hard my Asian friends are always talking about that XDDD

  • @Sayu_Rika
    @Sayu_Rika ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish the only expectation people had of me was to turn over.

  • @LostTemperGaming
    @LostTemperGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man omfg this is the funniest guy I have ever seen. I’m not going to lie i only saw one of his videos on recommend yesterday and i love it. I stay up all night watching his comedy night and GTA 5 Rp. I have to give it to this man because if he was on everyone’s recommend one he would be bigger than pewdiepie. But, anyway my point is love your videos man keep up the great work you probably don’t care it coming from me but yeah

  • @EmmixScrubb
    @EmmixScrubb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a person that has Chinese parents I can confirm

  • @leetupload
    @leetupload 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please play more. This was great!

  • @marlee5240
    @marlee5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Game: It's a boy! Give him a name!!
    Kevin's immediate reaction: Lets name him girl!

  • @madisonknlz
    @madisonknlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you Kevin. You always make me feel better

  • @puccabee
    @puccabee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this video hit way too close to home

  • @maximusfantabulous2559
    @maximusfantabulous2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way this game progresses is so cool. The background art style grows as you grow.

  • @annlee1852
    @annlee1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a Chinese, I think I’m going to thoroughly enjoy this

  • @_GuiltyGhost
    @_GuiltyGhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It hurts me how accurate this is

  • @Gatinois
    @Gatinois 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The face are chinese meme... Don't ask.

  • @ameeraali2525
    @ameeraali2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin, please play imagine lifetimes, it's a similar game in concept, but that one's way more fun, you'll definitely enjoy it

  • @rah8693
    @rah8693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Only Kevin can disappoint parents multiple times

  • @kitchenroam1509
    @kitchenroam1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "So youre trying to say heaven threw me in the garbage?" I fucking died LMAAOOO

  • @victoriahawkhunter3044
    @victoriahawkhunter3044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin will be 70 and he still won’t know how to turn over

    • @simonj6801
      @simonj6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But at least he knows how to play the piano

  • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
    @LoliPolice-bf7mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second Life is an online virtual world, developed and owned by the San Francisco-based firm Linden Lab and launched on June 23, 2003. By 2013, Second Life had approximately one million regular users; at the end of 2017 active user count totals "between 800,000 and 900,000"

  • @akalegos_
    @akalegos_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I need this game so I can get my dad back
    They’re still going to be chinese but at least I have a dad this time

  • @khamani1409
    @khamani1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please play more of this kevin

  • @allabouttheafc6031
    @allabouttheafc6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd be proud to be one of Kevin's sibling or parents