*stands up, walks to near by table occupied with a plethora of alcoholic beverages, picks up a glass of 1932 crisp sharp wine from the arse end of Italy* yep
That's pretty good reasoning and it's certainly something to consider. Still since Labour has actually costed their policies, has a game plan and is actually addressing the current problems. I'd prefer to go with them. Especially since they have up to 5 years to fund things and improve policy flaws as needed. A manifesto doesn't require a party to do things all at once, that would be unrealistic. Where as the Conservatives haven't costed most of their things, are making a lot of current problems worse and are U-turning like there's no tomorrow. I don't even know where they'd start to get all that funding and improvement done. Plus they're going around treating Labour like terrorists for meeting with the IRA as part of the Irish peace process and condemning both sides equally; goodness knows what they'll be like with putting a stop to current instability and terror.
fun survival tip not only does "sucking out the venom" not help the victim it risks exposing the would be rescued to the venom and creating two casualties than just one poor sap.
I honestly don't usually watch your videos, as much as listen, and glance at them when something interesting is mentioned... That spider, really caught me off guard. Edit: It kept getting worse.
Actually squids do squirm around after being killed, usually not killed by fire but just cut. Even if their tentacles are not connected to their main body, they'll still move around because their nerves are still active. Doesn't need salt.
I came to see you at comic con on Saturday and you told me about the mortality of killing a spider in this video that was coming up. It's so cool to meet you, keep it up
Fun Fact for everyone. Venom does not harm you if ingested. It is still inadvisable to drink however, as any ulcers or abrasions in your digestive tract could take in the venom.
I live in Seoul and tried the still-living squirming chopped octopus. It's not that good. They just put some seasame oil on it so the suckers can't attach to the plate/chopsticks etc. It keeps moving for like 10 or 15 minutes, and if you eat it too soon the suckers can attach to your mouth or face, and they actually hurt a bit. It's called sanakji, give it a go if you ever come over here.
Poison and venom are two different things. Most of the time, something venomous will be harmless when ingested. As a result, sucking out a spider bite will almost certainly have no effect on you, other than perhaps nausea, or some diarrhea for a bit. Not very pleasant, but it beats dying a slow and painful death.
Venom isn't nearly as dangerous when ingested. There are drinks you can buy that have snake venom in them. As long as you don't have any cuts or open sores in your mouth you will be fine.
Carmageddon definitely has loops. The original game has at least 1 for certain, 2 if I'm remembering correctly. The most recent game I'm unsure, had it for ages but not played it enough.
You don't suck out poison, you suck out venom. Venom is usually only absorbed through your blood stream or around that area, if you ingest it your stomach can usually just digest it. You could drink a teaspoon of most creature's venoms and be fine (citation needed).
I'm just trying to fall asleep in a house that I've never slept in before. I'm in the basement and not too long ago they had to call people to kill spiders in the house.
That moment when you're picked to suck the venom out of someone's knob, only to realize later that sucking the venom out of someone doesn't actually work.
Sucking out poison from a venomous bite is actually not a very good idea, despite a lot of people thinking it actually helps. Also the rate of people dying to venomous bites is quite low, if you look up deaths due to spider bites you'll find that it's very low. Not sure why I bothered writing this on a Hatfilms video, but the more you know.. or something.
"I'm not a threat. I'm merely a bother."
-Ross Hornby, 2017
for someone who doesn't like spiders, trott's screen was hard to look at
the editor is such an ass for that.
lol
It's a picture of a spider... Sure be scared of the lil harmless fecker, but a picture on a monitor which doesn't even seem remotely real.
My arms started itching every time it switched to Trott's screen.
Right it's an itch! A little psycho-somatic reaction. It's not exactly a true phobia, just an irrational repeatable feeling.
That's a strong and stable thumbnail right there.
Not weak and wobbly?
ROCK THE VOTE
strong and stable lies
*stands up, walks to near by table occupied with a plethora of alcoholic beverages, picks up a glass of 1932 crisp sharp wine from the arse end of Italy* yep
Ron Swanson oh how I love you Ron.
Poor arachnophobes...
On the other hand, the arachnophiles are having a great time!
I think Theresa May would like this video. There were plenty of U turns.
alfie sole that was weak
+alfie sole but they're things we already had and the tories took them away from us. It's not fiction if, 40 years ago, they literally existed.
That's pretty good reasoning and it's certainly something to consider. Still since Labour has actually costed their policies, has a game plan and is actually addressing the current problems. I'd prefer to go with them. Especially since they have up to 5 years to fund things and improve policy flaws as needed. A manifesto doesn't require a party to do things all at once, that would be unrealistic.
Where as the Conservatives haven't costed most of their things, are making a lot of current problems worse and are U-turning like there's no tomorrow. I don't even know where they'd start to get all that funding and improvement done. Plus they're going around treating Labour like terrorists for meeting with the IRA as part of the Irish peace process and condemning both sides equally; goodness knows what they'll be like with putting a stop to current instability and terror.
alfie sole it's not smarts, it's just resources for unlimited legal aid. Just another way that society actively works against meritocracy.
No he didn't alfie. Don't lie.
fun survival tip not only does "sucking out the venom" not help the victim it risks exposing the would be rescued to the venom and creating two casualties than just one poor sap.
Best time of day - Hat films O'Clock
I honestly don't usually watch your videos, as much as listen, and glance at them when something interesting is mentioned...
That spider, really caught me off guard.
Edit: It kept getting worse.
Why did you have to leave that spider on the screen for so long...
i kinda jumped when i saw it lol
I looked up at my screen and literally jumped...
Because they are flaming charities :D
Went away from the vid for an hour and got shook
Watched this on my phone and put it away for a few seconds, and when i took it up again i almost threw the phone across my room
This video's banter was noticeably more funny than it usually is (which is still hilarious)
I'm really baked rn and keep forgetting about the spider then seeing the spider and shitting myself every time.
Same as me rn, i fell off the bed
Those spiders were hilarious, nice job on the editing haha
The new Pirates of the Caribbean movie: "Dead Man's Dick"
Actually squids do squirm around after being killed, usually not killed by fire but just cut. Even if their tentacles are not connected to their main body, they'll still move around because their nerves are still active. Doesn't need salt.
I came to see you at comic con on Saturday and you told me about the mortality of killing a spider in this video that was coming up. It's so cool to meet you, keep it up
Fun Fact for everyone. Venom does not harm you if ingested. It is still inadvisable to drink however, as any ulcers or abrasions in your digestive tract could take in the venom.
That thumbnail will definitely give me nightmares today! What have you done Hatfilms!
Carmageddon has loops, Trott....
great video. I like the hats, I don't have a favourite, but my favourite is probably Chris Trott.
Classic. This content should be mandatory viewing worldwide.
All the dislikes are from people that have Arachnophobia!
Me for example XD
And I don't mean the dislike even rude but such editing makes the video almost unwatchable for me.
or salty tories...
or arachnophobic salty tories...
surely you mean pathetic-candy-ass syndrome
That spider is the new member of Hat Films and with it's help you'll hit a million subs.
Carmageddon did indeed have a loop in the cow level
spent alot of time around that loop killing cows and other cars lol
golly, I seem to have multiple small tarantulas sitting perfectly still on my screen
Spider nearly gave me a heart attack. Thankfully the thumbnail had prepared me to view a horrifically ugly monster so I managed to cope
We need an animated version of knob-hungry spider and keys in a wasp nest dilemma.
I live in Seoul and tried the still-living squirming chopped octopus. It's not that good. They just put some seasame oil on it so the suckers can't attach to the plate/chopsticks etc. It keeps moving for like 10 or 15 minutes, and if you eat it too soon the suckers can attach to your mouth or face, and they actually hurt a bit. It's called sanakji, give it a go if you ever come over here.
You really let Theresa's inner lizard shine through with that thumbnail.
Steel Panther actually has a song about a similar situation called "It won't suck itself".
i could listen to you lot blabber on all day
Poison and venom are two different things. Most of the time, something venomous will be harmless when ingested. As a result, sucking out a spider bite will almost certainly have no effect on you, other than perhaps nausea, or some diarrhea for a bit. Not very pleasant, but it beats dying a slow and painful death.
I want to like this video, but I don't want youtube to recommend videos of spiders to me.
LPT: Never look away from a Hat Films video lest you have a heart attack.
this was one of the most exciting video they ever done.
these improv stories from hat films are the best :p it's 'wine or cheese' all over again
Venom isn't nearly as dangerous when ingested. There are drinks you can buy that have snake venom in them. As long as you don't have any cuts or open sores in your mouth you will be fine.
These boys tickle all my right points.
Obviously the cleaners do not like Hat Films squishing spiders on their monitors.. LOL
11:39 Trott was batting the spider off his nose.
Can I just say that all of those spiders on Trott's screen were really, REALLY unsettling throughout that video
14:17 Awww, no, Smith really does say the worst stuff, doesn't he, hahaha, I don't think he's really sorry
To be fair, botox does contain the most acutely lethal substance ever discovered.
6:19 the spider actually jumped on Trott's nose but he didn't batter it.
Carmageddon definitely has loops. The original game has at least 1 for certain, 2 if I'm remembering correctly. The most recent game I'm unsure, had it for ages but not played it enough.
You don't suck out poison, you suck out venom. Venom is usually only absorbed through your blood stream or around that area, if you ingest it your stomach can usually just digest it. You could drink a teaspoon of most creature's venoms and be fine (citation needed).
What monitors do they use
"Do not be to quick to deal in death and judgement, even the very wise cannot see all ends."
Craig that goddamned spider is cracking me up. :D
I like to listen to these while drawing, so when I glanced back at the video and saw the spider I almost had a heart attack
I'm just trying to fall asleep in a house that I've never slept in before. I'm in the basement and not too long ago they had to call people to kill spiders in the house.
i hope the spider bites trott and then we will have spooder trout
That moment when you're picked to suck the venom out of someone's knob, only to realize later that sucking the venom out of someone doesn't actually work.
You guys are entertaining together. You should make channel
that spider edit was so funny
Trott: "How do you know these?"
Smith: silence
Would you lose one eye or both ears?
did anyone else notice the subtle spiders placed around trotts screen?
Spiders? Where?
SUBTLE?!
Carmagedon did have a giant loop in mr jollys fun fair.
deez gta ramblings be the new trials
i understand the spider on trotts screen but why did more progressively pop up
How hard can it be to get 1M subs, is there a secret troll conspiracy against the Hats that I've missed?
The spiders are multiplying
I only kill spiders that are big enough to make eye contact with me.
As far as I know, you're supposed to suck out venom, not poison. Venom is only dangerous when directly injected into the bloodstream.
SO MANY SPIDERS CRAIG!!!
I just play this while eating dinner so I don't eat alone.
Reminds me of a film, The Brothers Grimsby.
If you're in Australia..... There not a single spider that you would want just sitting on your monitor....
liked for the thumbnail
I genuinely shat myself when the spider appeared on Trott's view
Can you not turn catch-up on?
Spiders are venomous, not poisonous. Venom is only really deadly when in the blood stream not when swallowed.
Yes, the original Carmageddon had a loop.
Smith was right. There are loops in Carmageddon.
19:33 Nice climax there, Smiffy.
12:54 "I'm not a threat, i'm merely a bother." XD
Carmageddon had a track with cows and a huge loop
It's just an image. It's just an image. It's just an image. IT'S JUST AN IMAGE!!
They had to put a spider on the screen when not ten minutes ago I had to get rid of a massive one in my room IRL
7:15 Ross suddenly becomes Zoolander
ladies and gents, its the new version of wine or cheese
Sucking out poison from a venomous bite is actually not a very good idea, despite a lot of people thinking it actually helps. Also the rate of people dying to venomous bites is quite low, if you look up deaths due to spider bites you'll find that it's very low. Not sure why I bothered writing this on a Hatfilms video, but the more you know.. or something.
I think the office might have a spider problem...
love it when smith sings timbaland
that physicaly hurt to watch those spiders
i didnt even notice the spider on my monitor and it actually jumped XD
Not going to lie, when the spider appeared on the screen I jumped
+1 if the spider scared you
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!! Screw you Craig for putting that spider on Trott's screen!
I should have realized that spider wasn't real...my monitor screen is broken now. Commented with my Windows Phone.
Nice thumbnail lol!
Well I think we know who they're voting for.
Finnisam definitely!
Trott's mum?
Me?
Considering all the editing that normally goes into their thumbnails I'm surprised the Hats didn't seize the chance to edit May at all
Lil spooder just wanted to help Trotty play GTA better.
Somehow arachnophobiacks always are dead serious about it.
is this wine or cheese?
Get well soon Trott. -ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ-
does smiffy have chew (tobacco) in his mouth?
Hate to break your bubble but "sucking out poison" either does nothing or makes it worse
how do you even suck out poison? you can suck out venom but poison....
You bastards, I almost threw my phone to the ground! I looked away from my phone right before you put the spider and scared the crap out of me!