I helped more friends find their perfect Honkai Star Rail character!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- Welcome to the honkai star rail dating show 2, this team featuring angst and women who could end me.
These have been hard but very fun to make and I'm really considering doing a genshin version in the future as well, we'll have to see. Maybe fire emblem as well.
Anyway hope you all enjoy! More diverse star rail content coming soon!
also I'll probably do something with the release of penacony in version 2.0. We'll see.
Thanks to Pipes and my sister for joining!
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I love that the "adopt a child" options were comprised of a) a child who already has a guardian and b) a sixteen year old (well, sixteen based on a goofy timeline screwup, she should actually be like twenty six just for the planet's timeline to make sense cause she's the same age as Pela who- you know what, not important) who is already a better functioning adult than most adults (because she should _already be_ an adult, Hoyo! Fix your timeline!)
HEY NOW WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT QUEST OKAY IT NEVER HAPPENED. but yeah wasn't a perfect segment but it was fun to surprise them lmao
My head canon is that Jarilo years are just slow so 16 is adult. Like full grown. And that means Cocolia is like, 25 at most
@@Null82085 tbh it makes no sense that everywhere seems to have the same length days and years so im here for it
You should have mentioned that ruan mei creates horrors beyond your imagination
Shhhhhh she learned her lesson it’s okay
@@Cpagan722 She did not, you are a victim of her manipulation.
@@Cpagan722💀
in her trailer didn't she say she wanted to become an aeon or something along those lines? (or did my brain randomly make this up)
@@log3ckert386 yes she did
forgot to mention Blades suicidal tendencies
Shhhhhhh it’s fineeeeee
Right hes not gonna die anyways
Kafka's bounty is actually 10 billions
And that just makes her all the more attractive lol… and scary
@@Cpagan722 As the wise ones said, No need to fix what isn't broken and fear is directly proportional to arousal if the target of fear is hot enough
And damn is Kafka hot!
@@Cpagan722 as the legend spike spiegel said.
"I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass"
@@aisaback6221 Hell yeah.
This was hilarious! I died when she reacted to blade and you just went “… ohhhh no”. Def deserves more attention
Glad to hear you enjoyed! Was definitely one of my favorite moments from the vid lmao
"I'm not unpacking this today"
Next Slide:: Women who could kill me
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard at that.
I’m glad that ended up being as funny as it was in my head lmao
Himeko`s coffee is infamous across the Galaxy as being in top 3 of the worst beverages ever
Stelle is actually really tall! She's the same height as caeles (idk how to spell his name) in heels, so she's probably around 5' 9 or maybe even 5' 10 so She's super tall
Ikr I thought everyone knew this
How could you possibly dislike Argenti!?😭😭😭
Uhhhhhh… so anyway
He be rizzing up plants bro
The description for ruan mei was...not entirely fair
In my defense… I got nothing
Shes a Great Partner if you are into getting drugged off of your free will.
@@Cpagan722nah you got a lot no excuses /lh
I mean the whole scientist thing and how she literally created life that almost destroyed the entire space station
Her apathy towards her own creations like that would give a better idea of who she is
@@TheIdiotChihuahua that’s fair. I definitely learned more about the character recently and I realize I could have changed things a bit more but I’m a fan of the character so I’m content with how it turned out lol
should have told them to watch out for ruan mei's desserts .
Nah, I told them what they need to know lol nothing more nothing less
"Might secretly poison you (probably not fatally)"
@@flarpo11 see? Not fatal. We’re all good lol
Himeko’s coffee is still more poisonous… however, at least Himeko poisons you unintentionally
@@thederp9309 nooooo don't do himeko like that I love her and she's trying her best lol
The fact you didn’t include STELLE is a CRIME
I COULDNT FIND THE PNG IM SORRY
Bro left out the most important part in ruan Mei's description 😂
shhhhhhh its fineeeeeeee
Definitely do more and genshin version as well. this is so hilarious.
Glad to hear you liked it! And yeah the genshin version is in the works, should be out sometime in the next two weeks
"I have a medical degree, he's just a scholar. I can take him down a few pegs."
Him: Dr Veritas Ratio, MD, PhD, et. al.
That is medical Dr and he's here to cure your idiocy.
Let her have her delusions of beating him, she needs it lol
if u like redflag characters just say ur red green colorblind
You’re a god damn genius
Saying Seele and Ratio have dark blue hair is cray, their hair is purple LMAO 😭
Great content as always tho
THATS PURPLE??? Nah forget it I’m just colorblind bro I give up lmao (glad to hear you enjoyed!)
@@Cpagan722 LMAO that explains so much
I hope you bring them back when we get future Penacony characters tho 👀
@@sushishishu It's gonna be a while before I can make a new star rail dating show but with the amount of new characters coming, It hopefully won't be too long lol
Luofu isn't a planet. It's a giant spaceship
I’m aware but it’s a lot easier to just call everything a planet these people don’t know anything about the game to begin with lol
Correction: It's a *planet* sized spaceship
@@cry-o1436 I know. I'm just not sure if it planet-size or just continent-size
@pakboris2268 Well they call it a planet-ship in the game so I guess planet sized
28:45 No. It's a giant robot which is her father
I LOVE THIS IDEA MAKE MORE
This was already part 2 sadly, im basically out of playable characters to use lol. I am currently making a version with genshin characters to gauge interest on that
I find it hilarious you used someone not from the express in the first section, though, I guess since you had Caelus it might be awkward to also use Stelle
Hit the nail on the head. Naturally wanted to do express men and express women but it felt too repetitive with Caelus and Stelle lol. I do like Ruan mei a lot so I was happy I got to include her
Welt is over 80, however his body is ageless, a result of his having reconstructed his body in battle. Twice. He doesn't need his glasses, he just likes creating a certain look and atmosphere. He retains a small portion of his abilities as a former-Herrscher, and has saved his world a few times. He's here to protect Himeko.
You straight-up lied about Caelus: Not only does he talk _a lot_ , but he's also _very_ snarky, as Mihoyo protagonists tend to be. He's also obsessed with trashcans. Very important to know.
Wow, they took Ruan Mei changing her name the wrong way. But that's their fault, nobody else's. The Genius Society aren't good people, they only care about their research, so they aren't even going to date you unless you're related to that research. Dr. Ratio is the only one who cares, and that means he's not a true member of the Society, nor an Emanator of Nous. Because is _is_ a good person.
Isn't Argenti obsessed with finding his Aeon? He'd be a bad pick because he can't stay in one place, unless you go with him. And unless you don't mind his obsession with Idrilla.
Do they know about AmeLee?
Failure to mention Clara can't wear shoes yet?
If it bothers anyone that March uses a date for a name, they can use the Japanese version, Mitsuki Nanoka. It at least sounds more name-like. Or you can call her 'Elysia 1.5.'
Did you mention that Blade is about as old is Jingliu?
As per usual I’m always willing to accept when I’m wrong but I will make one small note, I think we may disagree on what a relatively silent protagonist is lol. Caelus does talk a decent bit but in terms of voices dialogue it’s nowhere near the same level as many others imo. As for some of the other questions, me and pipes are both amalee fans but my sister did not know who she was. I didn’t mention it in the recording because I prefer to leave any lore dumps off screen but I did mention to them that he was atleast as old as jingliu. This is all done in good fun so I try not to sweat details as much to make it enjoyable for people who have and haven’t played the game but as you would imagine, I definitely miss things sometimes lol.
Wait Dr Ratio is not at all a member of the Genius Society. He's part of the IPC's Intelligensia Guild. He hates the Genius Society with a passion and is actively advocating against them and their exclusivity. Also, Dr Ratio is definitely not objectively a good person. He allowed terrorism to run rampant just to prove a point and put a bunch of people in danger.
Welt`s body does age, it's just his body age apparently slower and his current body is somewhere 40 years old now
but dr ratio isnt part of the genius society. he is part of the intelligentsia guild
@@justyais this was made before he was even in the game. He was released about 2 days before recording so I didn’t adjust the answers to any questions lol. so yeah he really wasn’t a factor in the question but I left the clip in since i figured it wouldn’t be a big deal
Do part 2 of this! Loving it!
I got bad news Chief- this was part 2… I’ll be redoing this idea in the future but I need them to release some more characters first
@@Cpagan722Hey, no worries man. Do it when it's more comfortable, go with your own pace.
@@lancezer0448 appreciate the patience, I’m currently gauging on interest on doing this with other series I enjoy like genshin and fire emblem so there may still be dating shows coming out in the future
Casually rolling on standard banner, paused on 1:04, recognizing it's Welt's portrait, says "that's Welt", same time, notices my ticket has an afterimage, guess who, "THAT'S WELT!"
previous 5 star from standard banner 80 pulls ago was his LC too!
Thank you!
I would adopt hook
That makes one of us… she’s not actually that bad lol I’m just not as big of a fan
Based Amalee enjoyer
Kafka's bounty is of 10,899 BILLION credits.
Kafka has 10billion bounty actually 🤓
Yeah I really don’t know how to count 0s apparently
I wonder if there will be a sequel wuth all the luofu characters like jingyuan, luocha, fuxuan , guinaifen(can’t spell her name) hanya, tingyun, and yukong
Also bronya,natasha, sampo, serval, gepard, and topaz
So there was another episode of the star rail dating show prior that actually featured every character here besides topaz, hanya, fuxuan and yukong.
@@Cpagan722where is it? I can’t find it on your channel
Edit:never mind, found it
@@damiansaturday6788 glad to hear, hope you enjoy!
Halfway through
The only men left not mentioning geoard and sampo is wild
I had used them previously so in reality really only like arlan was left lol
Nahhhh they did Welt dirty. Hes easily top 3 men, if not top 2
Welt is quite good, bro got the short end of the stick lol
Welt has a wife.
So I’ve learned recently. However can’t mention that during a dating show so shhhhhh
I just want to point out that the only reason why Dr Ratio is called that is because of his doctorate degree and his last name is Ratio. It’s kinda sad people judge his name as goofy, but it is what it is. We can’t call him Veritas Ratio as it’s very disrespectful to call someone who have a title by their full name/first name basis.
You make a great point. I personally don’t mind the name but that’s just his life unfortunately. Poor guy
Wait I thought lynx was an adult
Timeline retcons!
The line that's cited for that is a mistranslation. In the chinese dub she says "grew big" instead of grown up which is a phrase most often used for older children so her being 16 would check out.
6:41 lol based
LMAO I had to go back and check what this was
Mc : Love Trash 😭
This is funny! 😂
Glad to hear you liked it!
Mind linking the documents? I wanna do this with some friends
I’m mad tho where is Stelle >:/
I couldn’t find the right png I needed…
dr ratio is a medical doctor no? the chinese name for doctor was used for him.
I made this when ratio wasn’t even fully released yet so I really wish I had an answer for you lmao
Yes, Ratio does have a degree in medicine. And in the, "Keeping up with Star Rail" showcase for him, he's said to have cured the, "King of Diseases."
@@AntV128 good to know, again I didn’t have much info to work with when making this so I went with what I found on the star rail wiki
Stelle tall 😢
Cmon now she’s like 5’4 at best lmao (although that can be above average depending on country)
@Cpagan722 actually given the model details and in game heights, she's only like, an inch or two shorter than Caelus, given the fact that she, like every female wears heels, though the heels of her shoes are quite short. With the heels her and him are the same height
I really need some consistency with these heights I find online man- she doesn’t look that tall in a lot of stuff but I play the male version so I have no comparison. Thanks for the info!
@Cpagan722 nah your good. The other two In the video seemed upset because no tall girls so I just wanted to bring up that Stelle is about as tall as caelus . They have them pretty much the same height so when they do cutscenes with Mc they don't have to worry about the model being the wrong size for whatever they are having them do.
@@pandapanzerdrivein7374 yeah... it was a rough realization for them lmao. That makes perfect sense though, not every game is good about that so its nice to see star rail is.
Jing yuan erasure 😭
It’s fineeee he was in the first dating show
Wait why is lynx in "adopt a child"? She ain't a kid
Can’t believe you skipped my boy sampo xD
He was in the first dating show I promise lol
@@Cpagan722 just saw it sorry! XD
Great content dude keep it up
@@rustybishop9430 you’re all good lol and glad to hear you liked it! I’m doing my best out here
“Misogynistic comments” as they judge males based purely on looks and how much of a baddy he is 😐