First Contact Protocol Said "Show Strength" Deathworld Diplomat Showed Up in Flip‐Flops |HFY| Sci‐Fi
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" Warning: The Galactic Council is not responsible for any chaos caused by humans saying "What's the worst that could happen?" "
not to mention their reaction to "Hold my beer..."
How did a flip flop have laces with aglets?
To flip the flops
Ofc it's useless if it can't flip the flop
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Why would a 'diplomat' dress and pack for a 'vacation' when going to a new diplomatic post with an unfamiliar civilization?
Presumably he thinks that showing contempt is the same thing as showing strength. A shocking display of bad judgment.
Exactly! That doesn't seem very professional. You’d think a diplomat would be prepared for any cultural nuances or formalities instead of treating it like a holiday.
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@@OhnoPfeiffer I got the unsaid impression that they were on vacation and randomly selected for 1st contact, but what do I know?
Why would Earth really select a "Roger" as a representative?
Amusing story, distracting text, considering it's out of phase with the speech.
these AI stories that use the same phrases over and over again add to the utter ridiculousness and unbelievability of these otherwise interesting stories !
Same phases used too often. Very unrealistic but amusing
well, of all the AI voiced HFY stories out there, this one might be the most ridiculous. I don't know how a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops are meant to be improvised weaponry against battle droids.
Honestly this story just keeps getting more ridiculous as it goes on. Good for a laugh though.
First. Contact. Why do they know anything about Human culture, let alone American parrothead culture?
If aliens were studying us right now irl, the first time we met would still be first contact. Aside from that, if there is more than one species that meets humans and any one of them has never met humans before then it would still be first contact
I get what you mean though, it's certainly not the best way to say it
Hacking unfamiliar tech using a completely foreign language?
Terrible text. Decent story.
The random narrative on the screen is distracting.
absurd & ridiculous
AI crap, repeats itself word for word, terrible pace and story