"Those pirates [who surrendered] got to keep their molecules arranged in their preferred configurations" I'm dead. I haven't laughed out loud like that for a long time. What a brilliant expression!
Okay, wait. The ship is carrying urgently needed medicine for a deadly plague currently killing a colony. But when the pirates find the ship, it’s grabbing samples from a random planet in Proxima (which, by the way is literally the closest star to earth) instead of heading to that colony at best speed. That said, I do appreciate that Terra’s “proportional” response against a non-state actor pirate group is expected to be so disproportional that every human in the galaxy quietly went home before the torches and pitchforks came out. And the council did an assessment of Terran stealth tech. And got it wrong. The stealth tech was hidden. . Who could have guessed. “If these were their peacekeeping forces, what did their actual military units look like?” Nothing. They look like nothing. Nobody, especially the enemy, will ever see them. They will be alive, then dead. And even their ghosts won’t know how they died.
I especially love this and the interjections of that one diplomat, whom for the life of me I can’t seem to recall but seems to be very knowledgeable about earth military activities and warfare and also is very knowledgeable about how the earth military will react to and attack the different types of pirates 🏴☠️ is quite intriguing. His smugness is very sharp and almost takes the edge off of the war raging outside.
I loved listening to this. Just like watching Independence Day in theaters decades ago. As an American with Celtic heritage. My step dad taught me a decades before that. He's really angry when he got quite. Don't poke the sleeping bear!
Morocco be like: Your Spanish allies have a rather large fleet. Not like we can miss it because they're engaging in a siege right across the straight of Gibraltar. Perhaps we can come to an agreement. America: Glad we can come to a peaceful agreement. I look forward to developing this relationship further. Algeria and Libya be like: Our Quran says its just for us to plunder and enslave infidels, so we'll continue to engage in piracy and extortion against you Americans with impunity. Thomas Jefferson: Enjoy some punity, bitch.
Enjoyable story. Not too gung-ho but enough to help you appreciate just a little how much we should value human life and offer sincere condolences to the families who suffer the loss so much!
One of the best written stories ever about human payback. Human sayings: "Speak softly, but carry a big stick" and "Peace through strength.". I especially rejoiced that collateral damage was so efficiently minimized. Rodriguez, Patel, and Chen: the big three human warning names. Winters is a newcomer, equally effective. Sorrowful for the murder of Captain Stone. Glad the universe has learned its lesson. Liked minimal animation, but the last illustration was out of place. It belonged to a different story.
😂the hilarious part is thinking humans have the good sense to even make it through the great filter. Oh and gotta love the names these characters have... Someone asked their toddler what a cool name would be.
These stories always reminds me of William Blake's poem The Tyger. Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? .... When the stars threw down their spears And water'd heaven with their tears: Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Helpful hint: you're emotionally responding to a fictional story that violates the currently understood laws of physics and was written by an AI program with the express intention of making money quick and easy.
25:26 sleeping giant 🤔🤔 that’s what the Japanese general said after they attacked Pearl Harbor, he feared that they awoke a sleeping giant and as history shows they did
Wait a minute the curiosity ship is carrying special supplies but instead of taking them to the affected area that seriously needs them they decide to meander around doing experiments. Are we sure those dying children really need that cure? Doesn't seem to be the case.
While these stories are definitely entertaining, they're starting to feel a bit repetitive. It seems like every single one boils down to the same themes: "Don't mess with humans, they'll utterly destroy you," or "Humans are insane geniuses who solve everything by casually breaking the laws of physics." Don’t get me wrong, it's fun, but it's becoming a formula. Could you upload something a little more unique-something that breaks away from the typical sci-fi trope factory? I'd love to see a story that explores new angles or takes a fresh approach to the genre.
I’m writing this comment to as many channels as I can that use the initials HFY IN THEIR STORY IDENTIFICATION MAINLY BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK THAT MOST OF THEM DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS . WHEN THE ACRONYM HFY FIRST CAME ABOUT PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS JUST AN INNOCUOUS LITTLE ABBREVIATION SOMETHING LIKE SOS , SO THEY LET IT GO, BUT IN REALITY IT MEANT SOMETHING MORE DARK. WHEN YOU TUBE FINALLY FOUND OUT THEY HAD IT CHANGED TO SOMETHING MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY. BUT I AM HERE TO RIP THAT BANDAGE OFF. THE REAL MEANING IS………. H. F. Y. HUMANS F…..CK YEAH . !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU TUBE HAS CHANGED THAT TO SOMETHING SO FAR FROM IT THAT THEY ARE SURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP GET THE MESSAGE OUT, I FOR ONE WOULD NEVER SAY NO, JUST LOOK FOR MY TAGLINE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE COMMENTS THANK YOU ALL AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.
You should really link the original story in the description and credit the author. The use of an AI voice, subtitles and video is bad enough but stealing the stories goes too far imo
"Those pirates [who surrendered] got to keep their molecules arranged in their preferred configurations"
I'm dead. I haven't laughed out loud like that for a long time. What a brilliant expression!
They killed Amanda Stone?! Well, at least we can take comfort that it wasn't Sarah Chen.
NICE.. sadly, I get it.😮😂
theres always Chen some where involved in the galaxy
@@Gaminghour2018 almost like a certain race of finger snapping gods
Oh, I thought that was just a Life Unraveled, Vivid Tales or Silent Scars character
Nope, they left a Chen to make sure her children are ok, and to deliver what our favorite electrician would call,”a proportional response.”.😂😂😂
The turns of phrase in this story have me dying with laughter 🤣🤣
Someone's crystalline form just has to be mentioned in the first minute of every AI story.
Okay, wait. The ship is carrying urgently needed medicine for a deadly plague currently killing a colony. But when the pirates find the ship, it’s grabbing samples from a random planet in Proxima (which, by the way is literally the closest star to earth) instead of heading to that colony at best speed.
That said, I do appreciate that Terra’s “proportional” response against a non-state actor pirate group is expected to be so disproportional that every human in the galaxy quietly went home before the torches and pitchforks came out.
And the council did an assessment of Terran stealth tech. And got it wrong. The stealth tech was hidden. . Who could have guessed.
“If these were their peacekeeping forces, what did their actual military units look like?”
Nothing. They look like nothing. Nobody, especially the enemy, will ever see them. They will be alive, then dead. And even their ghosts won’t know how they died.
If I recall, they made a show of that too. "Let sleeping Dragons lie" and all that...
Guess the pirates earned a group Darwin award. 💀
But most of the pirates lived
I especially love this and the interjections of that one diplomat, whom for the life of me I can’t seem to recall but seems to be very knowledgeable about earth military activities and warfare and also is very knowledgeable about how the earth military will react to and attack the different types of pirates 🏴☠️ is quite intriguing. His smugness is very sharp and almost takes the edge off of the war raging outside.
.... Ambassador Quantum Thought Pattern 7. I cant. 😂😂😂😂
Amanda Stone RIP. She is a hero to be regarded with those other stellar names Patel, Chen and Rodrigues
To quote another Creator, 'they touched our boat!'
Quackbang 😂
I loved listening to this. Just like watching Independence Day in theaters decades ago. As an American with Celtic heritage. My step dad taught me a decades before that. He's really angry when he got quite. Don't poke the sleeping bear!
A great story! Loved the enlightened alien diplomat’s “I told you so” attitude.
These stories have done wonders for cheering me up over the past couple weeks since I first discovered this set of channels. Cheers! \o/
😂this was a fun story. Keep im comming 😊
I enjoyed this story so much 😊
Chen... through the multiverse😘😗😊😁😁🙂
I'm convinced Chen is an over complication of Q at this point.
What can you do the chens won the clone wars.
The Chens in the Earth is in china😂
What part of don't touch the boats is difficult to understand?
Time to let the kid eat
Would you intercept me? *licks lips* id intercept me
😂😂😂
@@donkdat IYKYK
Remember Buff wants phasers, photon torpedoes and warp drives!
if only we coulds actually be like that. keep the good guys comming: its a wonderful seed for humanity.
The US Navy was originally made because of Pirates
Morocco be like: Your Spanish allies have a rather large fleet. Not like we can miss it because they're engaging in a siege right across the straight of Gibraltar. Perhaps we can come to an agreement.
America: Glad we can come to a peaceful agreement. I look forward to developing this relationship further.
Algeria and Libya be like: Our Quran says its just for us to plunder and enslave infidels, so we'll continue to engage in piracy and extortion against you Americans with impunity.
Thomas Jefferson: Enjoy some punity, bitch.
Enjoyable story. Not too gung-ho but enough to help you appreciate just a little how much we should value human life and offer sincere condolences to the families who suffer the loss so much!
See WHAT happens when you DON’T read the warning labels….
Stupidity sorts itself out
you woke the beast. now you have no control...
One of the best written stories ever about human payback. Human sayings: "Speak softly, but carry a big stick" and "Peace through strength.". I especially rejoiced that collateral damage was so efficiently minimized. Rodriguez, Patel, and Chen: the big three human warning names. Winters is a newcomer, equally effective. Sorrowful for the murder of Captain Stone. Glad the universe has learned its lesson. Liked minimal animation, but the last illustration was out of place. It belonged to a different story.
"One of the best written stories ever about human payback" you are joking, right ? this is probably the one with most holes in its plot.
The galaxy learned why you don't mess with "doc".
this is better than anything holllyfood gave out last 10 years :D
Coffee Mug: "Warning, Coffee too hot"
😂the hilarious part is thinking humans have the good sense to even make it through the great filter. Oh and gotta love the names these characters have... Someone asked their toddler what a cool name would be.
Good Story.
Good story but ENOUGH with Chen & Rodriguez 🤣
Good God NO! Chen for president! Any of them!! 👏🏻🙏👏🏻
"Proportional" i wonder the same as operation praying mantis?
Don’t touch our boats…
I’m genuinely disappointed that the reference wasn’t made in the story 😞
Great story ❤
These stories always reminds me of William Blake's poem The Tyger.
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
....
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Worst the human was canadian....
Today the aliens learned about the geneva checklist
Love this story a lot
“What did their actual military units look like” lemme tell you about Geneva….she has an excellent convention yall should visit.
Warning label, that was great thank you
And there is general zorax again...
Sounds always like something You use to clean Yout Toilet...
see don,t piss us off
Helpful hint: you're emotionally responding to a fictional story that violates the currently understood laws of physics and was written by an AI program with the express intention of making money quick and easy.
This is like Richard Crenna talking about Rambo in First Blood.
all aliens big eyes when little humans fold the space
They touched our boat!
Either stop letting the scrolling text misspell words by turning it off, or make it work. Please.
18:00 Someone in the Human camp enjoyed The Borg growing up 😂
25:26 sleeping giant 🤔🤔 that’s what the Japanese general said after they attacked Pearl Harbor, he feared that they awoke a sleeping giant and as history shows they did
Terra - in the next acustical Vicinity to Terror, I presume. And then... there is 'Terrorforming'.
Let humans stay divided. Don't give humans a reason to unite.
Ok I saw Yuatias (The Predator race and Imperials from Star war. What's up with some of the imagery of the AI story here?
Sarah chen where are you ?😂
Wait a minute the curiosity ship is carrying special supplies but instead of taking them to the affected area that seriously needs them they decide to meander around doing experiments. Are we sure those dying children really need that cure? Doesn't seem to be the case.
We have the saying "fuck around and find out" for a reason. So don't piss off the species that does most things out of spite
Yosemite Sam at his Best
While these stories are definitely entertaining, they're starting to feel a bit repetitive. It seems like every single one boils down to the same themes: "Don't mess with humans, they'll utterly destroy you," or "Humans are insane geniuses who solve everything by casually breaking the laws of physics." Don’t get me wrong, it's fun, but it's becoming a formula. Could you upload something a little more unique-something that breaks away from the typical sci-fi trope factory? I'd love to see a story that explores new angles or takes a fresh approach to the genre.
And I thought North Korea could brag.....
Lol u said read the warning labels so many times it killed the coolness from it
...Dot...
They fucked with the USA's boats. So they got a proportional response.
Did they already mention the warning labels? 😂 ducks sake
I’m writing this comment to as many channels as I can that use the initials HFY IN THEIR STORY IDENTIFICATION MAINLY BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK THAT MOST OF THEM DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS . WHEN THE ACRONYM HFY FIRST CAME ABOUT PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS JUST AN INNOCUOUS LITTLE ABBREVIATION SOMETHING LIKE SOS , SO THEY LET IT GO, BUT IN REALITY IT MEANT SOMETHING MORE DARK. WHEN YOU TUBE FINALLY FOUND OUT THEY HAD IT CHANGED TO SOMETHING MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY. BUT I AM HERE TO RIP THAT BANDAGE OFF. THE REAL MEANING IS………. H. F. Y. HUMANS F…..CK YEAH . !!!!!!!!!!
NOW YOU TUBE HAS CHANGED THAT TO SOMETHING SO FAR FROM IT THAT THEY ARE SURE THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP GET THE MESSAGE OUT, I FOR ONE WOULD NEVER SAY NO, JUST LOOK FOR MY TAGLINE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE COMMENTS
THANK YOU ALL AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Connor Already know. So what?
Are you Sarah’s boy?
@geoff2504 Not Chen kin or male. I'm a natural woman!
25:13 reference to WWII the United States joining the war after Pearl Harbor.
You should really link the original story in the description and credit the author. The use of an AI voice, subtitles and video is bad enough but stealing the stories goes too far imo
Another Chen. Pitiful.
Don't f with our ships
AI generated slop
Okay but so many repetitions of the same thing slightly differently worded is a bit tiresome
Whole channels devoted to making humans the Mary Sue species. Laughably bad science fiction never to be surpassed in cringe.
pov you dont like your own species being powerful:
You obviously never met humans
Chinese and Russians, but no Isresls. Think about it for a minute!
Maga Aliens?
Or Donald Trump
Hahaha. General Marcus Chen. Ambassador Quantum Thought Pattern 7. Quantum mines. Quantum shielded bunker.
Quantum torpedo. Quantum shifted defenses.
What's Bull....... Shame☝❗
FAFO... humanity become gen-x... "that was a mistake"
when you make us break out the Geneva checklist....