Never heard of this dude before, then I watch his Death Stranding review, now I'm clicking on anything that has his face on it. Guess Kojima's connection theme really worked.
Actually the PlayStation 5 (stylized as the PlayStation 5ive), also known as the PlayStations, will be a pop band composed of members of the PlayStation family. Further plot twist: Michael PlayStation will go on to have a solo career and release the best-selling album of all time.
when i saw that weird trough in the middle of the case, for a second i thought i smelled the possibility of some kinda silly shared cpu/gpu shenanigans between the units
Diego Carnaval i mean to be fair i use a LOT of open-source software. sony just, well, they’re paying developers and they’re owning the product. they might as well make it look nice . . . !!
If I went over a friend's house and they came out of the bathroom and told me: "I was stewing in my own chunky juices" I would leave very quietly and call the police
0:00 Start of the HELLO preparation ritual 0:02 Making sure lips do not have an excess of saliva 0:04 Succesfully reaching the appropriate HELLO mental and physical state (notice the eyes opening wide, full body re-positioning) 0:05 Manly look at the camera 0:06 *HELLO* Tim Rogers, you're a freaking diamond.
As someone who walked into a Gamestop with a stack of $70 worth of 1's and said "Y'all got that Death Stranding?", I once gain feel Tim's icy gaze on the darkest regions of my soul.
It's like the periodic table, or medical knowledge, or the evolution of pop music -- at first we think it's a set, finished thing, then a new discovery makes us believe it's infinite, then innovation slows down and you realize it's just finite after all and the all the last free parcels of land / orbitals / tropes are being claimed. I'm talking about the perfect controller. It has a long way to go since half of our fingers are still utterly wasted (with "gripping" i guess). The underfingers. Versus the privileged pointer and index, the indispensable thumb. Length supremacists. Size queens. Fuck'em. Paddles are affirmative action for fingers. Paddles are the Jackie Robinson of controlling games. Embrace them. Then well get a few more innovations and then WE'RE DONE FOREVER. Cue heat death.
Speaking as a South African living in a time of load shedding (our power company is both inept and corrupt, the worse combination) I agree with the removal of the safely turn off your console message.
I will forever use the term “narcware” from now on to replace bloatware, and by god, my roommates will hear me complain about narcware a lot when I hopefully and finally build a pc.
Well you shouldn't install any bloatware on your PC in the first place .. I guess you can count all the stupid shit that windows install like bubble witch saga... I've uninstalled that shit on around 30 computers I swear...
I'm not used to seeing Tim's eyes so nakedly! You descriptions of the PS4 menu music was some of the most mirth-inducing Timmage yet - outstanding, sir!
I want a "Matt button" on the DS5 so when I press it I can hear a robotic voice address me by name and ask how my day has been. I can understand who others who aren't named Matt will not want this particular feature.
I can't believe I just watched this guy for an hour... and didn't even notice. I could watch this all day. Entertainment genius. Can we just fire everyone else at Kotaku and have him do everything? 24/7
I love how he digitized himself and made himself the thumbnail image of the video right below this one (the Outer Worlds tips one). He even brought the sunglasses!
What TIM doesn't want you to KNOW about the Tree of WOE: It's from Conan the Barbarian, woah! Contemplate this on the tree of woe: Conan gets crucified there. Arnold Schwarzenegger bites a vulture. It's a real and DEAD vulture. The vulture's death, earlier in filming is reported as an accidental mystery; Arnold still bites it though.
I really love the long pause leading into "HELLO" that you've been doing recently (it feels recent? but I could be wrong?) and I can't wait to watch the rest of this.
A few months back I bought my first controller with paddles. I had no interest in it at first, but the second I realized that I could map A in Octopath Traveller to advance the text boxes, it was all over. It sounds like such a dumb use but for some reason pulling the paddle is 100 times better than mashing the A button.
I didn't even know you could shut off the menu music 'till you mentioned it. What a game changer. What an absolute life saver. Such an infuriating sound track too, and it's finally over... Thank you Tim Rogers...
@@jamesterhouse a year late answer lol, but the podcast is insert credit which he was a part of for 7/8 years but he just recently left the podcast but there a big archive of content with all the tim goodness
I played a lot of Videoball last weekend. And you might be interested to know that one of my friends, who isn't a gamer and is generally bad at every competitive game I've ever seen him try to play, is only good at two games that we've ever played. Killer Queen and Videoball. He's observant and that concept of the single screen omnipresent information both games use is right in his wheel house. Even if his reflexes aren't amazing, he doesn't miss a thing. Also, just so I'm not that guy who seems like he didn't watch the video, I'd like paddles on the back of the controller. I have medical issues with my hands and even playing normally for an extended duration can be painful, so I'm all for easier, more comfortable control inputs than stick clicking and the like.
I know right? Premium content like this on a channel like Kotaku is the last place I'd expect to find this. I'd always avoided Kotaku videos because of their social justice warrior reputation for their written articles (and I'm liberal myself).
EX0stasis that reputation is entirely made up by right wing narcs, aka gamers (I mean, people still say that about Kotaku, and its written articles, which Tim also writes).
I suspect the several technical imperfections of this video go with the "gotta rush this one out before its irrelevant" theme. Or maybe I am giving Tim too much credit, but I believe that's an almost impossible feat.
I like every single gosh darn thing Tim Rogers makes. I don't even play console games besides a few on the switch and have no intentions of getting a Playstation 5. Still watching this.
1) NEVER apologise for being right/correct/intelligent. 2) "Kids chewing on the power cables" made me laugh a whole lot more than it should have 3) How are we going to refer to this thing in the past-tense? "Bloodborne 2 was an exclusive title released to universal acclaim on 'that new playstation' in 2021". 4) Another amazing video Tim. I'd give this video PS5 out of 5 stars. Five thumbs up.
2:03 - tim, why wasn’t this video completely filmed using this alternate camera/better color grading/exposure? This 2nd camera is the money maker. This is how the heavy hitters get them “clicks”, if you know what I mean.
A lot of good points here. (This is my third attempt to watch it to completion I might add. Been pausing then continuing at a later date, you know). I agree with the menu designs on ps4 and Amazon prime. We need better cascade results options. I hate that they dont correlate or link up with the phone app properly. And we need better cascade customisation to organise our media. Cheers hahaha
Tim, at 33:25 your complaint has already been addressed. Simply hit the PlayStation button, press up and navigate to "Notifications." All your downloads are visible there.
I hope there's a new Mirrors Edge game for next gen with ray tracing. I've been playing around in Catalyst and the amount of shiny surfaces that don't have real time reflections breaks my immersion bones. DICE already has (some of) the technology with that battlefield game (5?) and Mirrors Edge seems like the best type of game to show it off.
Wtf, the share button pretty much works like he "wishes". Also, to pair my PS4 controllers to my friends PS4s, I just plugit in and press the PS button. DONE. Maybe DEV kits work different?
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Skip to 0:01 where it gets good.
Damn, you beat me to it lol
please don't delete this tim, it's a good exception and the only exception
Shawn Wakeman Yeah that first second was pretty lackluster. Everything after it was great though.
That's when I press like on Tim's videos
I thought it was genetically impossible for Tim to grow a beard? Maybe tonics do work.
Never heard of this dude before, then I watch his Death Stranding review, now I'm clicking on anything that has his face on it. Guess Kojima's connection theme really worked.
my favorite video game commentator
Haha me too!!! He's ace! Lol... I just watched his review of dragon quest xi I had no interest in playing.... Now I'm going out to buy it ASAP!!! 😂😂😂
Exactly my experience as well
Tim is legend
Watch his Dragon Quest review
howww does this 40 year old man fully look like a 24 year old slightly tired computer science masters student
shikun black don’t crack
He's fourty?
White stays tight.
But that's exactly what getting old is. You are forced to learn about computers and then you look tired.
He ages the same as Dan from game grumps!
Again, whoever this guy is, hire him twice and triple is pay.
he's a treasure
He is the only one of the Kotaku crew I can watch without vomiting.
@@galacticwarlock2271 No kidding. Tim is the best!
He really needs to quit Kotaku. That place is a dumpster fire and his talents are wasted on them.
@@Gunplabro welp
I appreciate how Tim puts his entire resume at the beginning of all of his videos
Hire him immediately!
PLOT TWIST:
*THE PLAYSTATION 5 IS*
*JUST FIVE PLAYSTATIONS*
nice....modular design
Actually the PlayStation 5 (stylized as the PlayStation 5ive), also known as the PlayStations, will be a pop band composed of members of the PlayStation family.
Further plot twist: Michael PlayStation will go on to have a solo career and release the best-selling album of all time.
@@atipsy69 PLAY5TATION
when i saw that weird trough in the middle of the case, for a second i thought i smelled the possibility of some kinda silly shared cpu/gpu shenanigans between the units
He knows too much...
"Pressing R3 or L3 feels like sliding a toy car around with a chopstick"
" Y'all got that PlayStation ?"
-Tim Rogers, 2019.
I love that the side angle camera is just, not color corrected at all. 10/10
after reading this i can’t stop seeing it every single time
At that moment I realized, a man is not Tim Rogers, a pair of glasses is.
21:25 "it looks Open Source" is now my go-to way to insult a piece of software's aesthetics, thanks Tim!
Diego Carnaval i mean to be fair i use a LOT of open-source software. sony just, well, they’re paying developers and they’re owning the product. they might as well make it look nice . . . !!
27:20
If I went over a friend's house and they came out of the bathroom and told me:
"I was stewing in my own chunky juices"
I would leave very quietly and call the police
0:00 Start of the HELLO preparation ritual
0:02 Making sure lips do not have an excess of saliva
0:04 Succesfully reaching the appropriate HELLO mental and physical state (notice the eyes opening wide, full body re-positioning)
0:05 Manly look at the camera
0:06 *HELLO*
Tim Rogers, you're a freaking diamond.
As someone who walked into a Gamestop with a stack of $70 worth of 1's and said "Y'all got that Death Stranding?", I once gain feel Tim's icy gaze on the darkest regions of my soul.
Tim with sunglasses: Cute anime boy
Tim without sunglasses: Just a tired, tired man
Tim with sunglasses: would smash
Tim without sunglasses: would smash hard
@@JardsonJean he looks pretty good especially for being over 40, feeling some Kojima post-Konami vibes in this video
aren't we all just tired, tired people when not imagined as anime characters?
The lighting does it. Every thing is so flat and subdued and gentle in the background that it accentuates contours in the face in contrast.
@Donna L. Chaves would you stop. Like seriously, do you have no life? Stop linking to porn.
Microsoft heard Tim's pitch for naming it just "The Playstation" for their new Xbox
wrong just ps5... and other version...
Gotta love Tim Rogers having conversations with youtube commenters within the video.
Breaking the fourth wall as intended
Tim Rogers:" a controller is basically a fetish object at this point"
*talks at length about paddles* 👀
It's like the periodic table, or medical knowledge, or the evolution of pop music -- at first we think it's a set, finished thing, then a new discovery makes us believe it's infinite, then innovation slows down and you realize it's just finite after all and the all the last free parcels of land / orbitals / tropes are being claimed. I'm talking about the perfect controller. It has a long way to go since half of our fingers are still utterly wasted (with "gripping" i guess). The underfingers. Versus the privileged pointer and index, the indispensable thumb. Length supremacists. Size queens. Fuck'em. Paddles are affirmative action for fingers. Paddles are the Jackie Robinson of controlling games. Embrace them. Then well get a few more innovations and then WE'RE DONE FOREVER. Cue heat death.
Speaking as a South African living in a time of load shedding (our power company is both inept and corrupt, the worse combination) I agree with the removal of the safely turn off your console message.
Tim Rogers needs his own channel
He has two: Tim Rogers and Action Button
Finally! Another Timprovisation. I didn’t suscribed for this, but I STAYED for this
Tim slowing transforming into Beck.
Even his voice is similar.
Tim is every male in Brooklyn between 20 and 25 thrown into a blender, and sprinkled with a 200 IQ.
KANYEda WESTaro I’m six
@@theandy2000 Tim is 40 years old tho
@@manicmuffin That's what makes it hilarious.
Really cool to watch it after PS5 release the 4k 60fps prediction aged well
Tim is amazing!
And finally he has his own channel: Action Button
I will forever use the term “narcware” from now on to replace bloatware, and by god, my roommates will hear me complain about narcware a lot when I hopefully and finally build a pc.
Well you shouldn't install any bloatware on your PC in the first place .. I guess you can count all the stupid shit that windows install like bubble witch saga... I've uninstalled that shit on around 30 computers I swear...
"marc cerny more like narc sony" 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I'm not used to seeing Tim's eyes so nakedly!
You descriptions of the PS4 menu music was some of the most mirth-inducing Timmage yet - outstanding, sir!
"I don't want knack 3 I want Jak 4."
Listen to this genius Sony!
Jak 4 please God, deliver
but how will i get dunkey give knack 3 a 15/5 otherwise
I want a "Matt button" on the DS5 so when I press it I can hear a robotic voice address me by name and ask how my day has been. I can understand who others who aren't named Matt will not want this particular feature.
I would also like this feature.
Matt Radlinski Yes! I knew I wasn't the only one. Here's hoping my friend.
I can't believe I just watched this guy for an hour... and didn't even notice. I could watch this all day. Entertainment genius. Can we just fire everyone else at Kotaku and have him do everything? 24/7
18:37 You can customise the PS4's share button's behaviour in the settings menu
Kraven Doomhammmer can't believe Mr ps4 veteran game developer who is always right didnt know this
Glad someone else mentioned it, BY DEFAULT one press asks if you want a screen shot or video clip saved :/
@@RENZEENO he was busy and didnt have time and forgot and didnt write down notes except for the notes he wrote down... didn't you watch the video?
@@frowlinian8175 this isn't something that takes research lol
His hands just have a life of their own, and I think they're trying to escape from him.
I sense a Kotaku takeover with Tim Rogers
I'd be shockingly okay about tha-... no, I wouldnt just be "okay";I would be enthusiastic about that
Nah he quit. Check out Tim Rogers and Action Button
I started this video thinking the runtime said 5 minutes and wondering how Tim made a short video. Then after about 6 minutes I realized I misread.
"I don't want Knack 3. I want Jak 4." God yeeeeessssss.
This video is fantastic. Some good points, some rants, and some things that have not yet come to pass. All good stuff though.
I love how he digitized himself and made himself the thumbnail image of the video right below this one (the Outer Worlds tips one).
He even brought the sunglasses!
I miss the PlayStation 3 startup music
I treat every video by the video game expert as a lecture that i must absorb every minute of.
What TIM doesn't want you to KNOW about the Tree of WOE: It's from Conan the Barbarian, woah! Contemplate this on the tree of woe: Conan gets crucified there. Arnold Schwarzenegger bites a vulture. It's a real and DEAD vulture. The vulture's death, earlier in filming is reported as an accidental mystery; Arnold still bites it though.
I really love the long pause leading into "HELLO" that you've been doing recently (it feels recent? but I could be wrong?) and I can't wait to watch the rest of this.
27:23 "it looks open-sourced"
Ouch
Predictions for this video: paddles
What I really want is volume control for sound effects on the menu. They're always so loud and I don't want them to be!
Can’t believe I watched the whole thing. My first TR experience. Great stuff. Seriously poetic! Jack Kerouac of gaming.
Watch his Dragon Quest XI PS4 review. It's his Magnum opus.
Thanks for the recommendation. Will do!
"filled bath tubs with gravy consistency tears" I love this line so much.
We need some screenshots of Truck Heck to get us excited about it like back in the day with video game magazines.
A few months back I bought my first controller with paddles. I had no interest in it at first, but the second I realized that I could map A in Octopath Traveller to advance the text boxes, it was all over. It sounds like such a dumb use but for some reason pulling the paddle is 100 times better than mashing the A button.
20:23
Elaborate, labyrinthine...elabyrinthine
Truly a generational mind
I didn't even know you could shut off the menu music 'till you mentioned it. What a game changer. What an absolute life saver. Such an infuriating sound track too, and it's finally over... Thank you Tim Rogers...
I predict Tim Rogers is going to live 108 years.
"Y'all got that Madden!?" Has been stuck in my head since the podcast. It's tasty
Just rename the whole console to Madden. I mean, imagine the "sales"
Sir if there is a Tim podcast I am unaware of please give me that good good link
@@jamesterhouse th-cam.com/users/108x This is his channel, although his content can be hit or miss
@@jamesterhouse a year late answer lol, but the podcast is insert credit which he was a part of for 7/8 years but he just recently left the podcast but there a big archive of content with all the tim goodness
I played a lot of Videoball last weekend. And you might be interested to know that one of my friends, who isn't a gamer and is generally bad at every competitive game I've ever seen him try to play, is only good at two games that we've ever played.
Killer Queen and Videoball. He's observant and that concept of the single screen omnipresent information both games use is right in his wheel house. Even if his reflexes aren't amazing, he doesn't miss a thing.
Also, just so I'm not that guy who seems like he didn't watch the video, I'd like paddles on the back of the controller. I have medical issues with my hands and even playing normally for an extended duration can be painful, so I'm all for easier, more comfortable control inputs than stick clicking and the like.
Tim Rodger videos are the only reason I even use my phone
can the editor please redo this so that every camera switch follows tim I want him looking into my eyes for the entirety of the video
Love raw content like this, it is an endangered genre on TH-cam these days. Thumbs up!
I know right? Premium content like this on a channel like Kotaku is the last place I'd expect to find this. I'd always avoided Kotaku videos because of their social justice warrior reputation for their written articles (and I'm liberal myself).
EX0stasis that reputation is entirely made up by right wing narcs, aka gamers (I mean, people still say that about Kotaku, and its written articles, which Tim also writes).
Match the white balance on your cameras please.
my pupils are literally changing sizes at every camera cut. i will soon perish :( save us TIMRO
I suspect the several technical imperfections of this video go with the "gotta rush this one out before its irrelevant" theme. Or maybe I am giving Tim too much credit, but I believe that's an almost impossible feat.
Rico Sanchez it does take like 10 seconds to match white balance. Unless they are using different type of cameras
It's more brightness and contrast what needs matching than white balance.
He did it on purpose ya dingus
I like every single gosh darn thing Tim Rogers makes. I don't even play console games besides a few on the switch and have no intentions of getting a Playstation 5. Still watching this.
1) NEVER apologise for being right/correct/intelligent.
2) "Kids chewing on the power cables" made me laugh a whole lot more than it should have
3) How are we going to refer to this thing in the past-tense? "Bloodborne 2 was an exclusive title released to universal acclaim on 'that new playstation' in 2021".
4) Another amazing video Tim. I'd give this video PS5 out of 5 stars. Five thumbs up.
Tim Rogers of Kotaku Dot Com, hottest man in video gaming
The PS4 menu music gives me depression so I turned it off. It’s haunting
It puts me to sleep, it is a lullaby and I kinda love it
I love it
Tim hope you’re having a good day! I look forward to all your videos!
2:03 - tim, why wasn’t this video completely filmed using this alternate camera/better color grading/exposure? This 2nd camera is the money maker. This is how the heavy hitters get them “clicks”, if you know what I mean.
REMOVE THIS COMMENT IS SUBTLY HELPING PEOPLE SKIP PAST THE INTRO!!
Good to know someone at kotaku has a personality
39:50 - ah yes, a return to jazz and ragtime music in your videos. I much prefer this to the NFL theme being in so many videos. Thank you.
always high quality videos from Tim Rogers
Some incredible Brad Shoemaker energy here
Dude
Of course Hamish loves Tim Rogers
31:15 yup, I exclusively go to the store site on my PC instead.
Speakers were one of the best additions to the dualshock, imo. I hope they keep it.
A lot of good points here. (This is my third attempt to watch it to completion I might add. Been pausing then continuing at a later date, you know). I agree with the menu designs on ps4 and Amazon prime. We need better cascade results options. I hate that they dont correlate or link up with the phone app properly. And we need better cascade customisation to organise our media. Cheers hahaha
Is there a way to subscribe to only Tim Rogers videos?
Man, I love this stuff.
Tim, at 33:25 your complaint has already been addressed. Simply hit the PlayStation button, press up and navigate to "Notifications."
All your downloads are visible there.
I hope there's a new Mirrors Edge game for next gen with ray tracing. I've been playing around in Catalyst and the amount of shiny surfaces that don't have real time reflections breaks my immersion bones. DICE already has (some of) the technology with that battlefield game (5?) and Mirrors Edge seems like the best type of game to show it off.
My initial reaction : "What do you mean "PS4 menu music" ? There is no music". Then I remembered : I turned it off in the settings almost day one. :-)
They should combine PSnow with PSvue and have simple packages to include TV and games for one price
This video is a god darn masterpiece.
just give me a god darned ability to customize my menu's order even slightly
Hold on let me go grab a snack before I start this.
i'm holding on bud please update so i can watch
I can't wait much longer! Let us know when you are back
Sorry bud.. I think I started before you were ready. Apologizes to you and your family.
@@MrMan2247 @Michael Ian Ross Oh Crap sorry guys. You can start now.
Tim looks like he saw something he probably shouldn't have
"Y'all got that PlayStation?"
I just want his whole list to be wrong just so I can watch a follow up video of him being refreshingly surprised.
Also 600w microwave eating is the scrub tier.
Tim, you constantly make me laugh my ass off. Thank you man. I love your videos
I'd be so bummed if they dropped the touchpad, I love it for games like tearaway!
And yellow. Or gold. Yellow or gold would be a cool Playstation 5 colour.
Since watching your last video, i can't stop watching your hands...
The PS4 share button you can hold down to do a direct screenshot, but I actually switch it to press for screenshot and hold for share.
Huh.... So that is what that guy looks like?
.. Anyway he gives amazing reviews and videos, awesome content. Kotaku needs to hire him for all videos.
Your background music makes me smile.
I need the Tree of Woe explained to me.
Clicking an analog stick while running feels like scraping your favorite toy car upside down on the gob darn pavement.
I wish it were even a little bit abrasive, it’s basically like stepping on something that tips over and twisting your ankle
Callum It feels like falling trough a glass window, and somehow miraculously landing on your feet.
I hope it looks nothing like the dev kit, which is the design equivalent of Axe Body Spray.
"In conclusion..." (The video is only halfway through.)
Tim "Rainman" Rogers - The Hungover Hobo Years
Wtf, the share button pretty much works like he "wishes".
Also, to pair my PS4 controllers to my friends PS4s, I just plugit in and press the PS button. DONE.
Maybe DEV kits work different?
Been waiting for a new one of these!!!!
Is there a channel I can sub to get Tim Roberts vids only?
I’m glad to see you didn’t need sunglasses for the recording session. Hope the health is a bit better lately!
My baby boy Tim! I love what you add to my life.
Hey Kotaku.... are u willingly trying to make Tim look like and spilled cup of tea soaked up by a teatowel? What's up with the lighting?
Everytime he says "Goddarnit" I chuckle