I really don’t get why people can be so fucking stupid that they won’t listen to warnings, so when they do the same thing that was told of them to not to do it and they always proceed to take it a step further and blame the people who were so nice, that they put the sign up so they don’t have to talk to you
@@samuelhartman3897 that's false, being either liberal or republican means you live by a certain agenda. If you have ever watched any of his interviews hes libertarian. He believes in gay marriage, gun ownership, abortion,...ect. but he also believes that you should be respectful of others when making certain decisions. Plus when the hell have you seen a liberal eat and positively broadcast meat like he does.
Ron Swanson is like one of those intense, but extremely engaging High School U.S. History teachers. I can hear him saying "I will not pass or fail any of you. Whatever grade you get is the one you earned."
I had an AP World History teacher in high school they could have ripped Ron Swanson from. Coolest teacher ever, he only taught 4 periods and as a senior if you had a free period you could come hang out and listen to stories. Probably why I got a 5 on the test.
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk." Ron Swanson is literally the greatest television character of all time.
"I like saying 'No.' It lowers their enthusiasm." Something tells me a lot of people who are parents to multiple children gave that line a standing ovation.
“I have cried only twice in my life, once when I was 7 and I was hit by a school bus, again when I had heard lil Sebastian had passed”- Ron Swanson (a true man)
“There is a sign in the park that says do not drink sprinkling water, so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection” 1000 bucks this complaint has happened in real life.
My dad drove me & Mom on a 4 hour trip to Seattle. He listened to turkey calls the entire way there. When the tape was done, I cried with relief. He then proceeded to flip the tape over. Apparently we had been listening to the male turkey side. We now had to listen to the female side.
2:30 This is beautiful... Ron ate the purse bacon and essentially has a tempter tantrum because there's no more bacon. "Now it's gone and I hate everything!" His love of meat is boundless...
I feel Ron's pain when the lady came to his desk about making tea with sprinkler water that had a sign saying DONT DRINK THE SPRINKLER WATER and now she's earned an infection
Firiel „there was a sign that Said don’t Drink the fountain water so i made sun tea with it and now I have an infection“ customer service in a nutshell
I didn't watch this show in the beginning and my kids always said Ron and I are the same. After watching these clips I take that as a compliment. Maybe I will learn their names 1 day.
Andy and Ron bonding moments are my favorite in this show. Probably because I relate to Andy and wish I had a mindset like Ron. And the scenes are gold.
That's is such a truthful, genuine parallel to real life. I've worked in a few fields where that nearly exact conversation took place, save a few details 😑
When I'm down or sick or had a bad day lol nope not vines or epic fails give me ten minutes of Ron swanson an I'm balling my eyes out ... Nick is a very funny genuine guy and I love and respect that about him.
"I like saying no, it lowers their enthusiasm." What a role model
@Donald Piniach -- And, it is the overly complacent mediocre in the world that oppress the truly intelligent and talented few.
Your profile pic is the greatest thing humanity has ever laid their eyes upon
@@Shrimpfriedpee thanks lol
The Army way
I know, he's my hero.
"Andy wait up" is the most adorable moment, that hit me unexpectedly.
100% agree, such a little kid
Vizariii Also it’s in the video...twice?!
Its better because at first you think its andy giggling.
I love it so much
TheOneAndOnLEE that’s even better
“Your literally listening to turkey calls”
“Is this not rap”
😂😂😂
They sound the same now anyways
😂😂😂
*you're
it... could be?
"I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department...and that includes the men" - Ron Swanson
Mosh Rahman the truth
@Caleb Mayfield Oh my gosh. Tom and jerry :o
one being the worst, her name is Tom, HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
He had Tom in mind when he said that
Ah, you've been to HR.
“There is a sign in the park that says do not drink sprinkling water, so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection” 🤣🤣🤣
i only focused on Ron spining his chair but what the hell, i understand why he want to avoid this conversation.
It's worse than that. She said "sun tea". If she even actually boiled the water it would have been fine
I work customer service and I could assure you this is how stupid 87% of the population is
I really don’t get why people can be so fucking stupid that they won’t listen to warnings, so when they do the same thing that was told of them to not to do it and they always proceed to take it a step further and blame the people who were so nice, that they put the sign up so they don’t have to talk to you
Ron was right to make his chair spin for indefinite amounts of time
Fictional or not, ron swanson is the greatest man to ever exist
I honestly don't know where Ron Swanson ends and where Nick Offerman begins. The man was born for that character.
I think I read somewhere that they started out with a script for Ron Swanson but decided to scrap it and let Nick Offerman just be himself
@@passionoflovers Offerman in real life is super liberal, but other than that they're quite similar!
@@samuelhartman3897 that's false, being either liberal or republican means you live by a certain agenda. If you have ever watched any of his interviews hes libertarian. He believes in gay marriage, gun ownership, abortion,...ect. but he also believes that you should be respectful of others when making certain decisions. Plus when the hell have you seen a liberal eat and positively broadcast meat like he does.
thedude 22 so what you’re saying is most if not all liberals don’t eat meat😂
Most underrated line: I’m starving. I haven’t had lunch since yesterday.
He says it so causally we dont even realize what he actually said
“I’m starving I only had one breakfast.”
I was thinking that lol like wait don't you have lunch everyday? And breakfast and dinner probably 😂 gold hahaha
I used Ron's exact quote on someone. They started freaking out, so I said, "Think about what I just said"
I want his giggle as my ringtone.
You want the sounds of a fixed broken man as your ringtone
Oh my God yessss
What if I told you it was totally possible to do that with minimum effort.
James Watts if you find it please let me know!
@@officerdough4080 i’d have his grunts as he got pegged but giggles will do
Every Ron Swanson moment is a best moment.
That's where you're wrong. What you really meant to say is that Ron Swanson is the best moment.
@@devonsatchell Thats where your wrong there is no moment and your somtimes ron.
Ron moment
I was going to say facts, but these people clearly corrected you 😂
The father son and father daughter relationship Ron has with April and Andy is what gives me life. It is adorable.
"I suffer from a disorder called sleep-fighting"
"That must be awful"
"Only when I'm losing.."😂😂💀
Ron Swanson NEVER looses.
@@jacksongibbs8998 Except when he dreams about fighting Theodore Roosevelt.
@@jacksongibbs8998loses*
The 49 people who disliked this are all named Tammy.
Or Jerry... or was it Garry? Terry? Something... Larry maybe..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 which tammy 1 or 2 ?
10000% that bitch Tammy is always up to something
Or they voted for hillary
Hannah T Ron Swanson: “So you talked to Tammy. What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's buttonhole?”
Is this not rap??? Iconic
Ikr it kills me every time.
I read this as it happened haha
He is great.
Also you sadly no longer have 669 due to my habit of ruining people's enjoyment. No matter how pretty it may be.
What constitutes rap?
@@israelhernandez764 a bunch of turkeys making noise
“ I once worked with a man for 3 years and never knew his name...best friend I ever had....we still never talk sometimes.”😆🤣
I saw this comment right as that line played in the video.
“Oh... do you know Latin?”
I honestly didn’t know how he was going to follow up that question with a question.
Diane Navarro Are we done?
Don't you?
@Ahsan Bilal Do I strike you as someone who does?
@Ahsan Bilal Are you asking for a definition?
@Ahsan Bilal How would I know?
2:34 “now it’s gone and i hate everything “
His run is the most pleasant sight ,maybe even more than Tom's
That is so relatable
A man without his meat (literally or metephoricaly) cannot live with their sanity intact.
The way he ran away 😂😂
I love his little tantrum run
“Well I’m sorry to burst your kabubble, but I just had my ass kahanded to me by the city manager, and now this entire department is kascrewed”
Van Morgan what the kafuck were you thinking
What the kafu*ck were you thinking
Which episode was this scene?
@@zodiacqueengames408 kafuck
@zodiac queen games It was from kaboom I think
That “all the bacon and eggs” bit gets me every time 😂. And the look of pride he has for April every time she acts like him is the best
Ron is like the grumpy old farm dog that doesn't care about anything, and Leslie is the golden retriever puppy that made it her mission to annoy him
Soooo the fox and the hound dogs right?
Wow I just noticed how old this comment is but yet here I am responding
@@sousaseki yes he is the hound (Ron Swanson voice)
In the bit where she wants him to do the speech it's EXACTLY like the interaction between my old Bouvier and my parents Golden Retriever.
What does that make andy
Tom's a french bulldog
What the kaf*ck were you thinking?
Vincent Vino what episode is that from?
@@theboyscout0156 S2 Kaboom!
Lol
Ron Swanson is like one of those intense, but extremely engaging High School U.S. History teachers. I can hear him saying "I will not pass or fail any of you. Whatever grade you get is the one you earned."
Nailed it
I had an AP World History teacher in high school they could have ripped Ron Swanson from. Coolest teacher ever, he only taught 4 periods and as a senior if you had a free period you could come hang out and listen to stories. Probably why I got a 5 on the test.
Ron "You had me at Meat Tornado" Swanson
"I know what I'm about, son."
i laugh at that every single time..
Top-Tier line from the man himself ;)
Classic
Classic
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water lying about being milk."
Ron Swanson is literally the greatest television character of all time.
Ron Swanson: “So you talked to Tammy. What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's buttonhole?”
There was a sign at the park that said “Don’t Drink The Sprinkler Water,” so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection.
Genius, lady.
Sun tea
It's an accurate representation of modern day society.
see what i am dealing with here? - Ron
"I like saying 'No.' It lowers their enthusiasm." Something tells me a lot of people who are parents to multiple children gave that line a standing ovation.
Ron Swanson's character (and role in government) is just hilarious to me. It's flawless, necessary, and theatrical perfection.
I love how Ron was basically a dad to Andy and April.
The fact that April has a very loving mom and dad at home already makes it somehow funnier.
"...and now it's gone, and I hate everything"
*Runs off
Lmao I love how he runs off like that. One of my favorite Ron moments.
“I have cried only twice in my life, once when I was 7 and I was hit by a school bus, again when I had heard lil Sebastian had passed”- Ron Swanson (a true man)
Notice how he didn't mention his own birth. He was probably born with that mustache.
I love knowing that Nick really laughs like that.
The closest thing to my Father in Law is Ron Swanson.
I showed my Father in Law a Ron Swanson clip and he calmly, knowingly smiled.
End of story.
Ron Swanson vs. Dwight Schrute
CIVIL WAR
That is what you call a beating, not a war
ListenI love Dwight Shrute but ron swanson is basically the thing dwight strives to be
If you really want to see an epic fight between 2 manly characters, how about Ron Swanson vs. Carlton Lassiter?
@@levis.sutton542 now that sounds like a true war
Dwight Schrute would understand the symbols in Ron’s will.
4:25 gets me everytime 😂😂 the way Ron Swanson laughs and runs is the best 😂😂
4:35*
Ron looks so proud when April throws the vegan “bacon” in the garbage.
Vegans make for a bad source of bacon.
Good bacon has some fat in it. Vegans rarely do.
More so when she calls him by the wrong name
“There is a sign in the park that says do not drink sprinkling water, so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection”
1000 bucks this complaint has happened in real life.
Modern society in a nutshell
That bet would probably earn you several thousand bucks, given how many have probably done it
For some reason, when he giggles like a school boy, it only makes the character better. Genius
My dad drove me & Mom on a 4 hour trip to Seattle. He listened to turkey calls the entire way there. When the tape was done, I cried with relief. He then proceeded to flip the tape over. Apparently we had been listening to the male turkey side. We now had to listen to the female side.
One of my old friends is literally a Ron Swanson, they are legendary
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
“I cried twice in my life, once when I was seven when I got hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that lil Sebastian had passed”
2:30 This is beautiful... Ron ate the purse bacon and essentially has a tempter tantrum because there's no more bacon. "Now it's gone and I hate everything!" His love of meat is boundless...
“I haven’t had lunch since yesterday.”
Took awhile to pick up on that one.
Ron is the greatest character of all characters. Parks and Rec would not be a comedy TV show without him.
Ron Swansons laughter and giggles are just so heartwarming and adorable
I feel Ron's pain when the lady came to his desk about making tea with sprinkler water that had a sign saying DONT DRINK THE SPRINKLER WATER and now she's earned an infection
"I am making sure none has to eat this"
Best man!
I feel like Ron is just Teddy Roosevelt living in the future.
False Teddy Roosevelt was a proponent of government involvement. Ron is like the exact opposite of Roosevelt.
Alex Jones what I mean is personality wise, not so much politics
@@alexjones6579 teddy roosevelt that read too much Ayn Rand
@@matthewarnold4557 or just the right amount
Sort. Of!
How this character didn’t get a spin off is beyond me.
The whole show is his spin off
The 47 dislikes are people from eagleton
Most certainly.
Or both Tammy’s
It’s the government
Fuckin eagleton
From Voldemort probably
Ron swanson is my most favourite character on tv. And when i say most favourite i say most favourite.
@@OldFort You know what you are about SON.
*favorite
@@TheMrwacko55 I know I'm late but favourite is the European spelling I believe and favorite is American
Ron should just have a spin-off show
World couldn't handle it!
If only that could happen!
"The Ron Swanson Hour"
It's literally just a camera crew following Ron around in his daily life for a reality show
"You're On With Ron".
Shaved this morning. Watched this and grew a moustache again
"Is this not rap?" can't stop laughing.
I Was Born Ready I’m Ron Swanson Don’t Ever Forget that
Who do you think you are?
Bill before meeting Frank was so different yet so similar.
They never did give me *All* the bacon and eggs, I could still feel the presence of more in the back room
"so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection"
Some, not sun
Firiel fr some people are like this
Donald bless u
Firiel „there was a sign that Said don’t Drink the fountain water so i made sun tea with it and now I have an infection“ customer service in a nutshell
Donald Piniach damn was that dissertation done at Harvard?
Hes right about the skim milk 😂
He is always right about all the wrong things.
Almond milk is worse than skim milk.
4:54 Just how genuinely Ron says "Is this not rap?" as tho' it's something he'd realistically listen to.
I didn't watch this show in the beginning and my kids always said Ron and I are the same. After watching these clips I take that as a compliment. Maybe I will learn their names 1 day.
The scene where he runs away laughing w Andy, will always be my fav
Andy and Ron bonding moments are my favorite in this show. Probably because I relate to Andy and wish I had a mindset like Ron. And the scenes are gold.
Ron Swansons laughter restores my soul.
The lady who said she made sun tea with the water she was told not to drink really irked me in a whole new way
That's is such a truthful, genuine parallel to real life. I've worked in a few fields where that nearly exact conversation took place, save a few details 😑
“Are you aware.... that there is.... waste, in your water system?” I laughed so hard I cried at this, idk why.
Ron x Ex wife scenes = pure gold
You know how good Ron is when Tammy is moaning when they are only running to the car
Someday or heck even today, this man will be a folk hero.
Nick Offerman is hilarious. And Rob Lowe is also funny as hell on this show
When I'm down or sick or had a bad day lol nope not vines or epic fails give me ten minutes of Ron swanson an I'm balling my eyes out ... Nick is a very funny genuine guy and I love and respect that about him.
“I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” is my favorite line
No one ever told me how based Ron Swanson is. Now I'm gonna binge this show.
Leslie: “Me Tom and all the other ladies want to be included in the hunting trip” lmao
It's all gone & I hate everything
Also I'm not interested in caring about people... such a mood irl
No one made me laugh in this show as much as ron. I just love watching him run
I love Ron's giggle when he and Andy ran off
My favourite character of all time, no doubt...
Ron Swanson is simply the greatest human
1:24
And here we can see the exact moment andy got excited to be helpful
I'm just now discovering this awesome, awesome man.
I've missed so much!!!
That meat tornado looks and sounds so amazing. I want one.
Or two
“What the kafuck” is the best line of the show
When he just keeps going in circles avoiding that lady. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”🤣🤣🤣
"What the kaBLEEP were you thinking?"
"... and now its gone and I hate everything." (runs off like frustrated toddler). Had me howling....
4:35 That laugh. OMG.......!
I honestly did not realize how Leslie looks from beginning to start of the series(her eyebrows are basically gone)
Matthew Cheung everytime I rewatch it I’m jarred 😂
man ron really reminds me of my pops I think its why I love him so much
Ron swanson is the modern equivalent to Theodore Roosevelt mustache and all
Paradoxically speaking, his presence would be a must in Mount Rushmore National Memorial.
I just love Ron’s simple smile 🤣🤣
Rons Swanson character really made my day!!
Ron's giggle always gets me.
We still never talk sometimes!!! Buahaha 🤣🤣🤣
he's so stoic
1:42 that was the most insane catch I've seen in a good long while. Ron could've joined the NFL with that catch.
The Ron Swanson giggle is so funny omg😂
7:27 "I am not interested in caring about people."
I love how Ron and Tammy were completely ready to get busy in an open diner yet he still took the time to close the curtains in the motel.