The Best Of Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

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  • @57ashdot
    @57ashdot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7051

    "Do you have any mental illness in the family?"
    "I have an uncle who does yoga"

  • @ellimorley1593
    @ellimorley1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5602

    My favorite Ron Swanson line:
    "Hey Ron are you busy? "
    "I work for the government . Im never busy."

    • @blubberface2337
      @blubberface2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      “The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.” **giggles**

    • @mr.e9778
      @mr.e9778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Impossible. I work for the government" is the correct Line.

    • @cooperhanson5564
      @cooperhanson5564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@blubberface2337 I said that to a superior today and he didn’t find it funny, or true. So he was wrong twice.

    • @theapexdragon5010
      @theapexdragon5010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cooperhanson5564 balls of steel.

    • @krankytilldaell6639
      @krankytilldaell6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @linksbetweendrinks7032
    @linksbetweendrinks7032 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    The Father/Daughter/Psychopathic relationship that develops between Ron and April is so wholesome and terrifying.

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      New word: Herrifying. An unholy, yet somehow holy mix of wholesome and terrifying. See: Biblically accurate angels, when a good man goes to war, and Ron and April enjoying themselves.

    • @ohiyoresident
      @ohiyoresident ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taitano12 I prefer the portmanteau wholifying, but I do stick with your examples of the word

    • @Roasty420
      @Roasty420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      When I found out Ron was an ISTP and April was an INTP, it all made sense now.
      Best characters of the show!

    • @Thomas-hz8vb
      @Thomas-hz8vb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Roasty420 an what?

    • @Roasty420
      @Roasty420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Thomas-hz8vb Look up cognitive functions, it's usually how people's brains work.
      You can tell if someone is an introvert extrovert or who is a thinker or feeler.
      They also have you take this test in college to see what career path is best for you.

  • @user-lk3be9ji2o
    @user-lk3be9ji2o ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Ron Swanson and Mike Ehrmantraut going for the last shrimp - the legendary crossover that we definitely needed

    • @LeaPar4
      @LeaPar4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait i just noticed that was mike

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would've loved to see how it played out

    • @gladesucks7907
      @gladesucks7907 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Ron and Mike would make a killer spinoff together

    • @matadeverdoemden
      @matadeverdoemden 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Mike looking at him like, "Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is."

    • @Stephen.in.Virginia
      @Stephen.in.Virginia หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would love to interview Jonathan Banks (Mike) about his years filming Wiseguy TV series with Ken Wahl and Kevin Spacey, probably more bizarre and interesting than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul

  • @8ktavian
    @8ktavian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5751

    Fuck, I accidentally watched this whole thing.

    • @daltonevans3412
      @daltonevans3412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nilaam preach brother preach. quote the good, if not slightly salty lord, ron fucking Swanson

    • @jpedraza17
      @jpedraza17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gustard "Accidentally"

    • @erwinelf23
      @erwinelf23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Gustard there is no "accident"

    • @vidgiveguy
      @vidgiveguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Weed'll do that to ya... LOL

    • @SolidZach
      @SolidZach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gustard me too

  • @stevenpecker9898
    @stevenpecker9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    "Sexual history?"
    "Epic, and private."

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We too watched the video

    • @tomm-ip9vj
      @tomm-ip9vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@deathcall7779 we dont give a fuck

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomm-ip9vj lol clearly someone does

    • @louis4038
      @louis4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@deathcall7779 get your shitty user name and fuck off eh? This ain’t hurting you, ya twat

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@louis4038 someone’s butthurt lol

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    “I know more than you” kills me every time. There’s such raw power and strength in that scene

  • @foreveralpha3856
    @foreveralpha3856 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    11:39 Mike having a staredown for the bacon-wrapped shrimp with Ron is the best scene in all of Breaking Bad's universe.

    • @brockzao31
      @brockzao31 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Its when unmovable object meets an unstoppable force

  • @iffoundreturntoshizun
    @iffoundreturntoshizun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21563

    I have watched exactly zero episodes of Parks and Rec and already I idolise this man

    • @tevinh3333
      @tevinh3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      Facts

    • @brixforcee8985
      @brixforcee8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Same

    • @wommytiseau3974
      @wommytiseau3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Elphias Knightley Zero Parks and Rec? You should fix that ASAP.

    • @franciscanstudent
      @franciscanstudent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I recently watched seasons 2&3 for the first time. Ron is 75% of the value of the show, but it is worth watching for the rest of the stuff.

    • @danielzoller6911
      @danielzoller6911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Less than 4min into this video and I feel the same.

  • @fabijanbajo7117
    @fabijanbajo7117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4328

    "Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon" XD

    • @jleffel6969
      @jleffel6969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Especially the funeral of Li'l Sebastian.

    • @null1885
      @null1885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      He cried when he got hit by the bus at age 7 though. What a wuss

    • @MasterGamer12234
      @MasterGamer12234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Null He went through his own funeral, he has all the rights to cry

    • @sodakittymk
      @sodakittymk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Im not from america so i didnt get the Grand Canyon joke someone explain

    • @bootdude7527
      @bootdude7527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fabijan Bajo and at any national park that I set foot on

  • @wolfywox
    @wolfywox ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Even though he doesn't say a word, the circle desk is one of my favorite Ron moments. "There's a sign in Ramset Park that says 'Don't drink the water', so I made sun tea with is and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Sir, did you know that there's waste in your water?" Lose it every time. 😂

    • @jim2245
      @jim2245 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Not only that, but go to a hospital or doctor. Not a circular desk found in libraries looking for information.😂

  • @sharkslayer6581
    @sharkslayer6581 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +412

    Honestly Ron is the type of person who would be insufferable to have to talk to in real life but is extremely entertaining to watch.

    • @WisGuy4
      @WisGuy4 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sound like a Prius-driving vegan.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Disagree. Talking with someone like him would be a treat

    • @buttlicker7670
      @buttlicker7670 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@chrisjackson1889have you never met a guy like this IRL?
      With them everything is a conspiracy theory, they're weird and misanthropic, and they're never as competent as fictional characters like Ron Swanson are.

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@buttlicker7670someone like this IRL would be looked up to He's a Man's man and down to Earth two qualities that almost never combine he would make friends very easily and be a good role model for all kids regardless of his conspiracy theories or politics

    • @cholanrajendran1207
      @cholanrajendran1207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would simply watch him in awe

  • @anonymous_245
    @anonymous_245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22323

    Imagine if ron swanson met dwight schrute

    • @KrzysztofT85
      @KrzysztofT85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

      That's a hell of an underrated comment here.

    • @georgewilliamsiii4677
      @georgewilliamsiii4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

      They'd immediately bond. Then clash over some vague piece of dogma. Then they A) declare a family fatwa on the other and become mortal enemies. B) stay friends but constantly try to "kill" each other as a "joke". 😆

    • @salsa7880
      @salsa7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

      I would imagine that dwight would look up to Ron and follow him similar to the way he did with Michael but Ron would be immensely annoyed by him.

    • @johnhanna3026
      @johnhanna3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      George Williams III ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo

    • @johnhanna3026
      @johnhanna3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      P

  • @dmdeester
    @dmdeester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5432

    Ann: "Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?"
    Ron: " I have an uncle who does yoga."

    • @fahadb3142
      @fahadb3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      David D'Amico I didn’t know they measured yoga in doses

    • @CallmeDaddy21
      @CallmeDaddy21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fahadb3142 you beat me to it

    • @theassholewhoisanasshole8766
      @theassholewhoisanasshole8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      michael what's gramma?

    • @locustlocust7405
      @locustlocust7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i thought he was going to say "I have an uncle who's gay" lol

    • @thonk3566
      @thonk3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO

  • @ThatOneDude521
    @ThatOneDude521 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Now I know why Bill was able to survive so well in the apocalypse

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      he went and got swanson training

    • @GITMachine
      @GITMachine ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment right here. Well played sir.

    • @kepspark3362
      @kepspark3362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What apocalypse?

    • @killabyte8669
      @killabyte8669 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      in the show The Last of Us he plays a highly intelligent survivor/conspiracy theorist@@kepspark3362

    • @fredlandry6170
      @fredlandry6170 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nick Offerman was in The Last of Us.

  • @joeywheeler8296
    @joeywheeler8296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4166

    "That's a party platter that serves 12 people?"
    "I know what I'm about son."
    Classic.

    • @youteubakount4449
      @youteubakount4449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "That's a party platter that serves 12 people"
      "I know"
      "What?"
      "What?"

    • @NotoriusBenjamin
      @NotoriusBenjamin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey Wheeler l

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If stick around, he eats it in less than 4 minutes it’s amazing

    • @dyeann538
      @dyeann538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was actually improvised by Offerman! He is just the dopest

  • @joeltravis9446
    @joeltravis9446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8347

    I love how much he actually cares about Andy and April and treats them as basically his kids. It's so simple yet so beautiful.

    • @camry7211
      @camry7211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Joel Travis Ron being proud of april as she slowly takes on all of his habits is one of my favourite thigs

    • @Swordsman99k
      @Swordsman99k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Trahn-Jahn That joke. You master.

    • @lauragpm7582
      @lauragpm7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I feel like all of my kids grew up, and now they're marrying each other...It's every parents dream...

    • @beanedcrusader9893
      @beanedcrusader9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ron and April would be the best Father and daughter. They basically are Father and daughter.

    • @lauragpm7582
      @lauragpm7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm happy that one person got my the office joke... Hahahahahaha
      U r the real MVP.... Can't tag that person

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    2:18 Love how Ron hates most forms of modern technology, but every now and again, he finds something he truly loves

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      [To iPod] "This is an excellent rectangle!"

  • @nunosantos485
    @nunosantos485 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This man is a prime example of a perfect American. We should all strive to be like him😂

    • @helljumper5601
      @helljumper5601 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You’re god damn right.

    • @wolfeusmc2011
      @wolfeusmc2011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Libertarianism in a nutshell "I can do what I want." Lol I love it.

  • @hoi491
    @hoi491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3818

    “I’ll have the number 8.”
    “That’s a party platter, it serves 12 people”
    “I know what I’m about son” 😂😂

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I want to do that so badly just to see their reaction

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesprice2163 th-cam.com/video/RdxXiteDV1M/w-d-xo.html

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertlust6234 thank you good sir

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bweeeeeee

  • @DavidNovak13
    @DavidNovak13 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That smile after April used his wrong name move had to be a genuine smile from nick

  • @Chrisyork1989
    @Chrisyork1989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    It’s the instant heel turn on Ron 2 when he talks about conservation, for me. It’s so fun watching Ron transition from happy and excited school boy who found a kindred spirit into an annoyed, furious and petulant child in the blink of an eye. Nick Offerman is a genius.

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    "There's a sign at the park that says, 'Do Not Drink The Sprinkler Water' so I made suntea out of it and now I have an infection"
    Yeah.. pretty much 100% of all retail complaints...

    • @plockdock2038
      @plockdock2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Not only did she not listen to the sign, but she proceeded to make sun tea out of it. I was pissed when she said that.

    • @stuff9680
      @stuff9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      If I was in Ron's position i would have gotten up went to the nearest wall outlet put a sign over that outlet saying "Do not put metal forks into wall outlet" then handed the lady a metal fork

    • @inforism.
      @inforism. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Stuff 96 😂

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@stuff9680 As stupid as what you said sounds, it fits perfectly with Ron Swanson's character and I can imagine him being that passive aggressive towards that lady 😂

    • @romanlegion5837
      @romanlegion5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I came here to comment exactly this, we all know this pain

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6245

    One of the best jokes about Ron is that when he finds something funny, he has a silly high-pitched giggle.

    • @ggmangold1165
      @ggmangold1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      That's real

    • @frostbytes8906
      @frostbytes8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      He legit giggles like that, Ron Swanson is like Nick Offerman (actor) on steroids. They even share the woodworking hobby

    • @WesleyB-Rook
      @WesleyB-Rook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@frostbytes8906 this man knows his facts

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@frostbytes8906 both played saxophone and love that brand of scotch. He thought they knew that when they asked him to play, they wrote that to be something odd you wouldnt expect ron to do.

    • @fartknocker8263
      @fartknocker8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WesleyB-Rook because of your assessment, you are a man who knows his stuff about people who know thier stuff

  • @stephaniel9545
    @stephaniel9545 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Ron Swanson is my favorite character. Loved his reaction with his automatic doors and how he kept turning away in the circle desk just did me in.

  • @TheAed38
    @TheAed38 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    "If any of you need anything at all... too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults."
    😂😂😂 That one gets me every time.

  • @_VALWASHERE_
    @_VALWASHERE_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    “Are the scissors broken in your house, son?”

  • @dingus3178
    @dingus3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    “Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We too watched the video

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's half mast on a ship. On land it's half staff. Thanks for playing

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Will Wallace ikr you and me can be pretty annoying lol

    • @chels1542
      @chels1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deathcall7779 we all see you trolling every comment bud

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chels1542 lol ikr

  • @_damian_192_5
    @_damian_192_5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    haven’t watched this show once, but ron is what i now believe to be the magnum opus of fictional characters.

  • @josephmadison2008
    @josephmadison2008 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “ No I’m not wasting 20 year scotch” underrated line.

  • @Lightt17
    @Lightt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7046

    The fun thing is:
    He said he cried twice in his life and told us when. He didn't mention birth. What a legend. Probably was born with a Mustache

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ughhhh, afterbirth in your mustache... Not the kinda pussy juice I want on my face
      2 months ago me was nasty af

    • @milk3974
      @milk3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      He was probably born like this emoji😐

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      When he was born some say he slapped the doctors ass.

    • @Gazmus
      @Gazmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Neither of the times he cried was at a funeral nor the grand canyon. Totally unacceptable.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      According to my parents, I didn’t cry during my birth either. I’ve cried plenty of times since but I didn’t cry during birth.

  • @josefnagy4075
    @josefnagy4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5344

    I like how "The Best of Ron Swanson" is basically everytime Ron Swanson is talking. It's legit.

    • @DictatorD3
      @DictatorD3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1.5k likes and no replies wow

    • @deathblow239wiltsie9
      @deathblow239wiltsie9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dictator D3 its honestly amazing this person didnt do the disgusting edit saying “WOW OKAY THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS LOL”

    • @QuantitativeMethods
      @QuantitativeMethods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As it should be

    • @StallZnReaction
      @StallZnReaction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@deathblow239wiltsie9 Ron would approve of a man saying what he needs to say and nothing more.

    • @manwe24
      @manwe24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only gem they missed that I can think of was the whole bowling scene with Tom.

  • @toastedtoastontoast
    @toastedtoastontoast ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Words cannot express my love for Ron/Nick. His character is written so well

  • @jomomma2082
    @jomomma2082 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “Are the scissors broken in your house son” shit always gets me. 😭😭

  • @hakukuze7947
    @hakukuze7947 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “I have successfully ignored it” is a line only Ron can say about a health issue

  • @johnshaskas2578
    @johnshaskas2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3034

    She was supposed to write a paper on why government matters, this is what she wrote.... "it doesnt."
    Ron: "well said."

  • @terencedriscoll3830
    @terencedriscoll3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    “So not only does this thing exist, but now you’ve deprived everyone from cake” line gets me everytime

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      i'm with Ron. If someone was told to bring cake but brings that thing instead, I would be pissed off as well.

    • @talizorahnarrayya5916
      @talizorahnarrayya5916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@p.z.arnott2329 same, logical thing would be to bring a cake + whatever the fuck that is in case some people want to try it.

    • @NormalWinterFox
      @NormalWinterFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same! It’s funny but when I realized the cake was supposed to be for Andy and April’s wedding I was mad too

    • @johnb3587
      @johnb3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ron was about to kill a man

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would have given both that abomination and that moron who brought it flying lessons right off the damn balcony.

  • @topdoomslayer3913
    @topdoomslayer3913 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I like before he has his little attack after seeing the mushrooms, Ron puts the tongs back up because even during “a time of crisis”, Ron respects his tools.

  • @noneyourbiz8886
    @noneyourbiz8886 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “We still never talk sometimes” Ron is the best 😂😂😂

  • @Paarl871
    @Paarl871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    What hurt Ron more: the hernia or having to pretend he was working overtime in a government building?

    • @MeredithHagan
      @MeredithHagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      What hurt him the most was making small talk, which he hates, with the custodian.

    • @averagefreedomenjoyer8209
      @averagefreedomenjoyer8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What about little Sebastian passing on

    • @rosesacks7430
      @rosesacks7430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      when Ron threw the sandwich at his mouth when he had the hernia, I nearly busted a gut.😂

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The hernia: He wasn't working over time, because that would imply that he was *working* which isn't true, as he was just sitting in his chair, too in pain to move.

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably the hernia since he knows he’s doing nothing but wasting government time

  • @tommonfron5166
    @tommonfron5166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    "So not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived everyone of cake!"

    • @owenlewis7928
      @owenlewis7928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      "Take a walk, Ron."

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      i genuinely felt that one. I would be mad too, and i am no ron swanson. For instance...i would have been delighted to have a portabella mushroom instead of or with steak. xD But dont mess with the cake...

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Tom Monfron That one bugs me because he was given a very simple task, get cake. But could that vegetarian goon do that job right? Not even close.

    • @georgeesteve4827
      @georgeesteve4827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cornealius Underbuckel "Yup"

    • @lito777
      @lito777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Monfron
      Casocets

  • @slumpywumpy4166
    @slumpywumpy4166 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I do love the fact that the lawyer caught onto Ron’s plan almost immediately and just shut it down 😭

  • @88rollins
    @88rollins ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons." He sure nailed that one.

    • @ajmalsafi13
      @ajmalsafi13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Without the Morons part, they are cunning foxes

  • @cluxter-org
    @cluxter-org 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    "I have a joke for you.
    - Okay.
    - The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."

    • @siege824s8
      @siege824s8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Is this one killed to me I'm replying to this from the great beyond beyond

    • @brandonn6099
      @brandonn6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Stop right there, you you had me at "the government".

    • @patricksviola
      @patricksviola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @s.e.e455
      @s.e.e455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truth!

    • @manoel_neto
      @manoel_neto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious

  • @brozier6672
    @brozier6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20266

    His personality could be described as america

    • @kiraasa972
      @kiraasa972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Broz Gilson fat and ignorant?

    • @yuo3670
      @yuo3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      @@kiraasa972 I mean there are 50 states in America with varying cultures.

    • @lhasinc
      @lhasinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

      @@kiraasa972 he's *muscular* and is the definition of the manliest man ever, put some respect on his fking name

    • @kiraasa972
      @kiraasa972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      hxsi i just tried to describe america, Not him

    • @chinoschmino9108
      @chinoschmino9108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      Kirsa Asa Well fuck off you ignorant piece of shit who are you to stereotype Americans as fat and ignorant

  • @salty2761
    @salty2761 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The older I get, the more I relate to his energy on a spiritual level

  • @DTec1978
    @DTec1978 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    One of the greatest characters ever written, and acted

  • @murtazauyar8980
    @murtazauyar8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    “Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”
    -Ron Swanson

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @12:50 I died. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

    • @darkdemonqueen
      @darkdemonqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love that quote and I’m a huge cat lover (dogs equally tho🥰)

    • @aproffittable
      @aproffittable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pointless*

    • @swalther10
      @swalther10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree… that’s why I have labs, 140lb and 75lb

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But what of my lil 8month puppy is less than 50 pounds?

  • @manndaudsvinter6760
    @manndaudsvinter6760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5465

    this guy deserves a show on his own

    • @LplusRatioplusNobodyCares
      @LplusRatioplusNobodyCares 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Nocturnal Obeisance he was the show lol

    • @Alex.T1
      @Alex.T1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ron Swanson and Davos Seaworth should make a show together

    • @MakoTheFrog
      @MakoTheFrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      he has one, its called parks and recreation. its quite good

    • @manndaudsvinter6760
      @manndaudsvinter6760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      pathetic I know. I meant a show only about Ron Swanson tho

    • @MakoTheFrog
      @MakoTheFrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      __________

  • @alexdredge655
    @alexdredge655 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂

  • @davidcorruthers78
    @davidcorruthers78 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Chris was outta pocket for bringing a vegetable loaf when he was supposed bring cake 😂😂😂

    • @spf_500
      @spf_500 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Grounds for immediate termination 😂😂

  • @ruebenaragon493
    @ruebenaragon493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6062

    Ron Swanson is how I imagine a modern day Teddy Roosevelt would be

    • @ariabritton9669
      @ariabritton9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      **takes a bullet from an assassin and gives his speech anyways, saying "it'll take more than that to put down the bull moose"**

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just an unbearable arse?

    • @Srinidhi00726
      @Srinidhi00726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Exactly. Same here. Real impersonation of Teddy Roosevelt except that he built a lot of national parks and Ron was completely opposed to it .

    • @GasparFeher
      @GasparFeher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Srinidhi00726 He ends up working in one at the last season, he is not against it

    • @givememilk33
      @givememilk33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@Srinidhi00726 Ron wasn’t opposed to national parks. In an episode he said that it was the only branch of government that’s worth anything.

  • @waydebaker7743
    @waydebaker7743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    "I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wayde Baker like meticulously cleaning and rearranging his bottles

    • @optimus_prime_____
      @optimus_prime_____ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wayde Baker I said the same thing to my boss like a week ago.

    • @xOxArisaTakemuraXoX
      @xOxArisaTakemuraXoX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally sounds like me at my job.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Story of my college career

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me doing my homework

  • @ex0stasis72
    @ex0stasis72 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm watching this to brush up on my Ron Swanson before I see the new Bill in the Last of US show.

  • @MindOfJigsaw1
    @MindOfJigsaw1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bill before the Cordyceps outbreak of 2003.

  • @isaackelley889
    @isaackelley889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3025

    “The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk. Which is water that’s LYING about being milk.”

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      White water.

    • @jessican8555
      @jessican8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isaac Kelley I read this comment at the same time that he was aging it and it made me happy.

    • @f-104starfighter4
      @f-104starfighter4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ackchyually, (normal) milk is an colloid of fat globules within a water-based fluid that contains dissolved carbohydrates and protein aggregates with minerals.

    • @emilecharbonnet6474
      @emilecharbonnet6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@f-104starfighter4 This one is a dud.

    • @lucasmurcutt113
      @lucasmurcutt113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessican8555 this happened to me as well

  • @jkbjkb1178
    @jkbjkb1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    “Any dog that’s under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless” -Ron Swanson

  • @officialnickbillions
    @officialnickbillions ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When Ron cocked his folder like a gun as his shotgun ringtone went off and scared everyone, I cried in laughter.... and then watched this video several more times in constant laughter!
    Oh, and I ate bacon and ribs with no sides in honor of Ron Swanson!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shrunkendunking
    @shrunkendunking ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The “I Did”! After Tammy 2 asks who set the bed on fire, kills me every time.

  • @casualobserver3145
    @casualobserver3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    “Upon my death all my belongings will transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.”

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Too bad that will is not valid. (It needs to be witnessed to be enforceable, and even if it was, people who unlawfully kill you are excluded by law from benefiting from your will and you can't override that.)

    • @josephwillis1581
      @josephwillis1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Ben: what are all these weird symbols?
      Ron: The man who kills me will know..

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      tylisirn it’s a comedy show based on exaggeration get a hold of yourself

    • @ZimmFor3
      @ZimmFor3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Daßer lmao fr

    • @drew-lr1tm
      @drew-lr1tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jeseph Willis There is a fan theory that he left a treasure map to his gold and those symbols are the first clue to his gold.

  • @McArRuIzO
    @McArRuIzO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5650

    "I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."
    That's his best quote hands down.

    • @fateweaver9844
      @fateweaver9844 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's skeleton shift

    • @chrisml8105
      @chrisml8105 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That quote reminds me of a guy I work with. The lengths he goes to, to NOT work is both impressive and annoying.

    • @iSpeed64
      @iSpeed64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot this quote and when it came up I straight died

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fateweaver9844 actually thats gubmint.... what amusing is watching offerman trying to pretend he has a strong jawline.

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisml8105 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DobroSC2
    @DobroSC2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Masterpiece. So many amazing quotes and scenes. I'm watching this video for the third time

  • @todaysrapsux123
    @todaysrapsux123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite line is when they’re at Donna’s cabin for Jerry’s 16th birthday and Ron goes in the fridge and pulls out 2 dozen eggs and asks Donna, “are these all the eggs we have” and she goes “yeah! What’re you making!?”. “Eggs”.

  • @ivanpb1983
    @ivanpb1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4484

    Watching clips of Ron Swanson is all the protein you could possibly need.

    • @sanguillerules
      @sanguillerules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jajajaj que haces con la foto de zulma lobato? jaja

    • @robertwilliams6664
      @robertwilliams6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      don't you mean stomach exercise

    • @anthonysouza9512
      @anthonysouza9512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jajajajaja mal pense lo mismo

    • @GoodOldDaysGaming
      @GoodOldDaysGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about watching clips of Ron Swanson with a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter, paired with a shelf of whiskey?

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Matthew Hubbell ALL the bacon and eggs.

  • @katherineirisalessandrasmi2928
    @katherineirisalessandrasmi2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    3:14
    Topic: Why government matters.
    Paper: It doesn't.
    Ron: Well said.
    100/10

    • @GamerMinecraftivity
      @GamerMinecraftivity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha pi

    • @Deadpool-mh2se
      @Deadpool-mh2se 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It still make me laugh one time my friend asked me the same question I told him the same thing😂

    • @timnelson7689
      @timnelson7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr Temporal don't sass me Temporal.

    • @aamiller90
      @aamiller90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @Blucity07
      @Blucity07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is painfully and hilariously accurate.

  • @TheGodOfGravy
    @TheGodOfGravy ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ron’s laugh at his own joke at 5:20 is just amazing.

  • @mikalahreagen4800
    @mikalahreagen4800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    "Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect"

    • @nickvalentine3815
      @nickvalentine3815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get this joke ? Can someone explains it for me , please ? .

    • @bombthezoms
      @bombthezoms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ongtruong minhvy having a flag at half mast means its only up halfway up. This is only done when mourning the lost of someone or several people for example after 911 all flags in the US were at half mast.

    • @Davionious
      @Davionious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The second part of the joke is irony that that the flag was not on a ship so it was not on a mast. ie it was half staff not half mast. This is funny because Ron Swanson comes across as a bloviating know-it-all who would not know or care about the distinction.

    • @LJ-un1hb
      @LJ-un1hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Davionious no... not at all. That was both wrong and not the joke. For those who seem to be confused he was saying how the horse is more important than bureaucrats

    • @Davionious
      @Davionious 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      + LJ 10
      Really - so to be clear, you are saying this is wrong?
      www.bing.com/search?q=half+mast+v+half+staff&form=EDGTCT&qs=PF&cvid=8314e2f13587400ea52a804952010adc&refig=8c8b314924c04ee1a557ab59d482f80a&cc=AU&setlang=en-GB

  • @EthanAldridge
    @EthanAldridge ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:33 "So not only does this thing exist, but now you've deprived everyone of cake!" God i fucking love him

  • @gailwebb9619
    @gailwebb9619 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ron is my favorite character on the show. His dead pan delivery makes me laugh out loud every time.

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    Someone said I reminded them of Ron Swanson. I've never seen the show, so I pulled up this compilation. I now know they gave me the greatest compliment of my life.

    • @matthewpinner9419
      @matthewpinner9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Indeed you have

    • @soundpilatesandyoga8531
      @soundpilatesandyoga8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'm called Swanson at where I work.

    • @tergelsarenkh8433
      @tergelsarenkh8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No one is a Swanson if one is content wit being compared. Being a Swanson proves u are THE Person of the Century

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i wanna like but u have 420 rn so i will just give you this commet.
      [sigh] edit: it's no longer 420 likes :c

    • @caotico0
      @caotico0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That never happened

  • @ToasterCatOfficial
    @ToasterCatOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    Man was willing to die over wasting a 20 year old scotch, fucking legend...

  • @jonathanpeterson1984
    @jonathanpeterson1984 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” is my favorite.😂

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone here after the The Last of Us episode?
    Nick Offerman has got an amazing acting range and deserves all the credit for that performance.

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    “I once worked with a guy for 3 years and didn’t know his name , best friend I ever had” - Swanson.

    • @dudleyspringleaf.8321
      @dudleyspringleaf.8321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "we still never talk sometimes"

    • @TrueZero2
      @TrueZero2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually had a friend like that in university. We could pick each other out of a crowd no problem, but ask us what the other's name was, and we'd not be able to answer.
      Was like that for two years.

    • @kieraransom3034
      @kieraransom3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We still never talk sometimes

    • @dood2274
      @dood2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everybody:
      "We still never talk sometimes"
      Me:
      "We still never talk sometimes"

    • @sterlingglover2331
      @sterlingglover2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wonder if it was Stanley from the office

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2835

    Imagine a dinner party with Ron Swanson, Michael Scott and Raymond Holt

    • @shirepanda_4295
      @shirepanda_4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Ron Swanson, Dwight Shrute, Raymond Holt, and Chidi Anagonye

    • @lobsterlobsterrr
      @lobsterlobsterrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @ThinkingFandom
      @ThinkingFandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Didn't Nick Offerman play one of Holt's exes once?

    • @o_lymbias4159
      @o_lymbias4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ThinkingFandom the obstetrician

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he was supposed to play Shaw on TGP, but sadly he passed

  • @Aleakwe
    @Aleakwe หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    👑😂 I love Ron more every time I watch these scenes. Thanks for uploading

  • @brentlohr3394
    @brentlohr3394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely brilliant show

  • @balls536
    @balls536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4640

    This man is more American than any American that ever Americaned

    • @CapOfXav
      @CapOfXav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You mean he is more American than anyone American be?

    • @Vanderism03
      @Vanderism03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Christian Christiansen that’s what he said ain’t it

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christian Christiansen Love the pun 🤣

    • @slothinpocket7763
      @slothinpocket7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Washington looks down in approval*

    • @KCkoolaidking
      @KCkoolaidking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      fun fact, the actor who plays him is the exact opposite of Ron Swanson

  • @arbales7896
    @arbales7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    "Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
    And when getting hit by a school bus when you're seven years old.

    • @meow7791
      @meow7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      and when you get an automatic door closer

    • @arbales7896
      @arbales7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@meow7791 Of course

    • @crascet
      @crascet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Or that Lil' Sebastian has passed.

    • @toxicmailman
      @toxicmailman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Armando Lucio that’s a funeral

    • @crascet
      @crascet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@toxicmailman Oh

  • @efrenrios4665
    @efrenrios4665 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ron saying he can do what he wants bc he works in government was such a statist move

  • @ClarenceVaughan
    @ClarenceVaughan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am an artist and my paintings of landscapes have been in many galleries. I think his speech at the gallery was so much better than all the esoteric nonsense most people say.

  • @eggy2628
    @eggy2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    "give a man a fish and feed him for a day, don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself, he's a grown man, fishing's not that hard"
    -Ron Swanson

    • @GSSMAV
      @GSSMAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm your 100th like, what do I win?

    • @eggy2628
      @eggy2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GSSMAV a pat on the back

    • @hatiroth7919
      @hatiroth7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm your 300th like, what do I win?

    • @GSSMAV
      @GSSMAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hatiroth7919 three pats on your back

    • @PonkazArt
      @PonkazArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would you ”give a man a fish and feed it for a day” 🙄😪 it’s give a man a fish and *you feed him for a day* smart ass

  • @CannibalLecter
    @CannibalLecter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    "There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says "Do not drink the sprinkler water" so I made Sun Tea with it and now I have an infection." This part always got me.

    • @kennedyweathers9639
      @kennedyweathers9639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wasn't going to reply, but then I saw your name and icon. You know what's up, my friend. nothing like watching a 32 minute ron swanson video and finding a fannibal in the process.

    • @CannibalLecter
      @CannibalLecter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kennedy Weathers, *Raises glass, "Who's hungry?" *wink.

    • @CannibalLecter
      @CannibalLecter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bosoxnationl972 it's an actual thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just regular iced tea.

    • @StormfieldsComet
      @StormfieldsComet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You make it by filling a jug with water, putting some tea bags in it, and leaving it out in the sun for a few hours. It tastes pretty much like regular iced tea, but you don't have to boil the water.

  • @alexs.9192
    @alexs.9192 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is probably my favorite character from any show/movie I've ever watched.

  • @1whowasNEVERhere
    @1whowasNEVERhere ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This cast is like getting the best Christmas present ever, then finding another amazing present with your name on it under the tree again and again.
    Then you open the last 2 and there socks. Those would be Jim O'Heir and Retta.

  • @gisforhungry
    @gisforhungry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4439

    Ron: I don’t care about anyone
    Also Ron: appreciates Leslie, advises April, takes care of Andy like his own child, is considerate of Diane and her children, guides Chris about his baby, and gets depressed when he realizes they all moved on.

    • @zacharylacore2905
      @zacharylacore2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      on top of being the absurd libertarian archetype he's also the overly masculine archetype

    • @RONALDII0
      @RONALDII0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@zacharylacore2905 why are you using the word "archetype"

    • @zacharylacore2905
      @zacharylacore2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@RONALDII0 maybe the word "stereotype" is more fitting

    • @RONALDII0
      @RONALDII0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zacharylacore2905 yes

    • @daw162
      @daw162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am Ron - except I don't work in parks and haven't been good at recreation lately.

  • @craigling6289
    @craigling6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?”
    “One”
    “One drink that’s it!?”
    “One shelf”
    Legendary man

    • @yoyomurder8971
      @yoyomurder8971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legit

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @enkheee2
      @enkheee2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yoyomurder8971 0(m0

    • @enkheee2
      @enkheee2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yoyomurder8971 0/kmm=

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he did drink whiskey in literally every episode, didn't he...?

  • @joshuareynolds23
    @joshuareynolds23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know ron swanson is unironicly an amazing role model, a great teacher, an amazing father figure, and last but, certainly not least one of the best politicians ever.

  • @brynamic
    @brynamic ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks to this glorious video. I will now watch the series

  • @chrisharrison6877
    @chrisharrison6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "That's a party platter. It serves 12 people..."
    "I know what I'm about, son"

    • @livewire2759
      @livewire2759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only 12... make that 2 party platters.

    • @ishanbasu6533
      @ishanbasu6533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have finish a whole party platter before I was spewing like a hydrant 3 1/2 later
      Worth it

    • @redhood8408
      @redhood8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell of a man

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the time when I was about 10 or 11 and my dad took me out for a special rib dinner because I got above a B on some big test. The look of horror on the waiters face when I ordered a "date meal" meant for 2 grown adults and ate the whole things and a dessert was something I've never forgotten

  • @lordmcted
    @lordmcted 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3568

    you had me at meat tornado.

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't much go for ethnic food.

    • @finnishnin
      @finnishnin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I want a Meat Tornado

    • @ameliacandow9869
      @ameliacandow9869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i have a shirt that says that. I'm wearing it on my wedding day

    • @stevenwrath7075
      @stevenwrath7075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lordmcted how do you think it killed a guy last year

    • @colunizator
      @colunizator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This guy should have been a russian

  • @garywashington705
    @garywashington705 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Wow look at that.. You've shaved off part of your mustache, that's lovely." "I didn't shave it off, it rubbed off.... from friction"

  • @BongWaterLIVE
    @BongWaterLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ so not only does this thing exist , but now you’ve deprived everyone of cake “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Epicdude-dw3qv
    @Epicdude-dw3qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    “Look, a clock. We don’t have those in America.”
    -Ron Swanson

    • @mitchellgildea6944
      @mitchellgildea6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend

    • @reichenza5555
      @reichenza5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin Malone hey keven hows the chili

    • @darthgrievous8055
      @darthgrievous8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is me whenever I go on vacation.

    • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
      @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love "enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are an old woman and a baby."

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    "The sign at the park said to not drink the sprinkler water, so I made tea out of it"
    This is why Swanson hates his job.

    • @avypust8933
      @avypust8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      And it's very realistic😂

    • @shirogane5972
      @shirogane5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It was actually sun tea as in water heated in the sun

    • @slimeinabox
      @slimeinabox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@shirogane5972 point still stands

    • @shirogane5972
      @shirogane5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@slimeinabox I know I'm just saying she didn't even try to boil it

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's more common than you'd think

  • @taydermader7946
    @taydermader7946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you can watch the weight of the slow realization that Ron could never truly love Ron

  • @jeffdrizkill
    @jeffdrizkill 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Don't sass me Burkiss" Ron is arguably the best sitcom character ever.

  • @Sadbh02
    @Sadbh02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    *Gunshot*
    Everyone: screams
    Ron: oh sorry, that's my new ringtone

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mine is the Mario Coin sound effect, so I can get multiple notifications really quickly.

    • @VanceRefrigeration
      @VanceRefrigeration 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don’t need to repeat what we just saw in the video, ass hole.

    • @rdw1731
      @rdw1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mine is a cannon shot, loud but funny as hell

    • @missmintsss7881
      @missmintsss7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @carineth921
      @carineth921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@VanceRefrigeration Wow, was that vicious response really necessary? It's funny 2 share Ron's quotes in the comments, that's the point - 2 laugh & continue 2 laugh (we call that humor & positivity). Who killed ur soul friend?
      I'm sorry [for] you that you have so much anger & bitterness inside bc you probably haven't experienced much joy, happiness & laughter in life [so far], but I pray that changes 4 you!🙏🏻
      When in doubt, remember the Golden Rule:
      *DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU.*

  • @user-le3oe2sf5v
    @user-le3oe2sf5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    Ron Swanson looks exactly like Garfield and it scares me so much

    • @bulavinaka819
      @bulavinaka819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What have you done..... I can't see him any other way anymore.

    • @phs125
      @phs125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry Jon

    • @Av3roid
      @Av3roid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Procrastinator I mean it’s hard not to see lol

    • @humanoide7076
      @humanoide7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD ikr

    • @KLUSTERIZER
      @KLUSTERIZER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He looks like an angrier version of Teddy Roosevelt or Grover Cleveland

  • @jmo8391
    @jmo8391 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only Ron Swanson could have Xena Warrior Princess as girlfriend. Dudes a Legend.