Just play as a mime, become friends with the inspector, witness the detective strangle someone to death in the maintenance shaft, tell the inspector, start a conspiracy theory, and escape on the shuttle all while not saying a single word. don't forget to survive the whole thing too.
@@serpentwolf5582 I did get that goddamn cargo tug though. I had no idea it was tamto and just broke in to steal the cargo tug with my ID hidden after he said no, in front of the entire stream. Caught in 1080p.
You can hear the sheer glee in Tomato's voice whenever he gets to put everyone else through bureaucratic hell. The Light of God really did shine upon him in the end.
Space Station 13 is a game where you can be tasked with ordering mousetraps and dog biscuits while a nuke is going off somewhere else on the station. There's nothing else quite like it.
This reminds me of the time he was hoP and that was a fucking delight to watch. Anytime he has power of denial over people you bet your ass he is going to use it.
Tomato is on his Joker arc. No literally, there’s a story in the 80th anniversary special comic for the Joker about what would happen if he killed Batman, and part of it ends up with him torturing people with repetitive form signing and queuing in the Gotham DMV, pulling the same kinda stunts Tomato’s doing. Just look up “joker dmv” and you’ll see the page I’m talking about.
0:10 Thank you, Deep Gnome, for exposing the malicious corporate practices of Tomato Enterprises. I even heard that he didn’t even syndicate, that monster!
The Gold was actual gold. It wasn't Fools Gold, which is fake gold aka Pyrite - It was Fools Pyrite, which is fake Pyrite aka Gold. He died for nothing ;-;
My favorite RP is cargonia desk job. Copy paste the /vg/ station requesition form and give it to people, then give the horrendous nightmare fuel that is the "extended" requesition form to people I don't like that round. Get to see lots of different rp's and be under the protection of cargonia.
Ah, yes, paperwork QM. Depending on the shift and server, people can respond to paperwork in either a rations, human behavior. Or _"A shot of cancer, administered directly to my chest."_
@@duckman9926 Clever. Thing is what occurred to me when I read that and got it, was Forsen saying that and it being used in a DJFNG song. You know, Cancer Music or Gochi Muchi It's ironically really good at times.
I haven't had my stomach hurt from laughing in a long time lmao!!!! I wanted some SS13 in the background, but eventually turned off my PC and started playing this on my TV
god no joke did DMV stuff today, thank god i came with all the proper paperwork and was in and out ( fun fact AAA can do most DMV car related things so you can skip the line if you have a membership )
I never played Goonstation until i watched Tomatos videos. I always used to play on "Yogstation" but then the player count went down to just 20 per day so i switched to "paradise station." Favorite part of Goonstation i have had so far was watching engineering try to deal with a power generator that had somehow turned into a vampire. I dunno all the details but apparently feeding radioactive weed to a machine can somehow bring it to life and cause it to start sucking to life force out of people. I feel sad since my favorite part of "yogstation" was the doctors would actually try to revive you with your original body. It didn't matter if you were over 200% burned. as long as you were intact they would perform surgery and make you walk out with your original body if it costed them their life. in Goonstation you could die from lack of oxygen and the doctors just chuck you in a cloner, which is sad.
That's just a very good working Medbay in my opinion because if you see familiar names in Medbay it is because that person prioritizes that role and is very good at it and is very competent not to dissimilar to Robotics and Chemistry. Next is a good working Engineering so station has power, Hell Burns are the best for that with a CE that has the actual insulated gloves can weild the stations energy like lightning bolts in right conditions. One also needs a functions Cargo and Miners don't die while Cargo moves freight and makes money, never run out of Plasma that is very bad. Second point is that Goon is very much like that, why do all that work when you can do it the fun and very highly experimental way, from there you have the option of New Life Rules or maybe you're a borg now so depending on the kind of borg you may or may not be able to interact with the station because interfaces are designed for fingers and not borg interface pincer pokers.
@@BlackMoonHowls I cannot tell what you are trying to say in your message. Was med-bay doing a good job cloning people or bringing them back from a pile of ashes? I never questioned the work of engineering, after all i was apart of the engineering staff that had to deal with the blood hungry power generator, although I didn't do much because i didn't know how. I have not seen a Hell Burn or the CE insulated gloves. can you try to please re-type your message? all i am reading is a big block of words.
Goonstation doesn't have much of an ability to bring a body back to life in place. The doctors will try every trick in the book to keep you alive at -512 health, but the moment you're dead the cloner is really the only option available to them without using strange reagent
Hey gnome, im going through my first really bad break up. And these videos have been keeping me positive despite how i feel. Thank you for the hard work.
![Head Of Subcurity [SS14]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Jhur3S4le0/mqdefault.jpg)
Every time I've tried to do something like this, I was almost immediately a victim of heinous acts of violence.
Just play as a mime, become friends with the inspector, witness the detective strangle someone to death in the maintenance shaft, tell the inspector, start a conspiracy theory, and escape on the shuttle all while not saying a single word. don't forget to survive the whole thing too.
how much you can get away with it mostly depends on how tryhard the playerbase is
Tomato seems to have an aura of immunity to retaliation.
@@serpentwolf5582 I did get that goddamn cargo tug though. I had no idea it was tamto and just broke in to steal the cargo tug with my ID hidden after he said no, in front of the entire stream. Caught in 1080p.
@@TheEbontide XD
The way he tried to crawl back to his underpayed job after being forced out is so funny and sad at the same time
Me crawling away from the ambulance the paramedics keep trying to shove me in because I do not have insurance and I can absolutely walk it off
Tr00. I was in debt for most of my young adult life, I'd rather just die than go back. XD
That dramatic refusal to go to the escape shuttle fucking killed me XD
You can hear the sheer glee in Tomato's voice whenever he gets to put everyone else through bureaucratic hell.
The Light of God really did shine upon him in the end.
17:40 Power Word: *NEXT*
Space Station 13 is a game where you can be tasked with ordering mousetraps and dog biscuits while a nuke is going off somewhere else on the station. There's nothing else quite like it.
This reminds me of the time he was hoP and that was a fucking delight to watch. Anytime he has power of denial over people you bet your ass he is going to use it.
Dae vid wus fucken fani, innit?
I truly don’t understand why tamtos favorite part of videogames is role playing bureaucracy
Cause his job is making everyone miserable
You'll wear yourself out trying to make everyone equally happy, but you can easily make everyone equally unhappy
Because he's SICK and TWISTED. He's a PSYCHO
Its genuinely fun to do paperwork in this game
nothing more evil
Perfect out of context cut at the beginning😂
no no it had the FULL context trust me, this guy's just a sicko!
@@GnomeChompskiGeso You mean based?
@Gnome Top notch investigative journalism
@@GnomeChompskiGeso the IRS is definitely gonna drone strike tomato's house after this
The moment he gets forced out of cargo it falls apart
that "I'LL KILL YOU" Was actually guttural haha. Had me wheezing from laughter.
"the IRS don't know I evade taxes-"
Gnome's trying to get his boss's dog killed.
Tomato is on his Joker arc.
No literally, there’s a story in the 80th anniversary special comic for the Joker about what would happen if he killed Batman, and part of it ends up with him torturing people with repetitive form signing and queuing in the Gotham DMV, pulling the same kinda stunts Tomato’s doing. Just look up “joker dmv” and you’ll see the page I’m talking about.
13:53 “he said it was 2B he wanted 2A” based asterix and obelix fan. This really is the place that makes you mad
S I M P L E F O R M A L I T Y
I was playing through The Witcher 3 again a few months ago and there's a sidequest in Blood & Wine that's a direct reference to that bit
Waiting patiently and respectfully for the Mailman Highlight
0:10 Thank you, Deep Gnome, for exposing the malicious corporate practices of Tomato Enterprises. I even heard that he didn’t even syndicate, that monster!
Yay, my piano train! 😄
100% worth breaking into cargo to get it.
some say tomato is still trying to look for mousetraps and dogtreats to this day
Ah, the dreaded SS13 desk job. Who has has the pens, holds the power.
At least until a paramedic goblin steals their pens because their tumor told them to
Ah yes the famous (or infamous if you're on the recieving end)"bureaucratic hell" bit
6:24
"F$>K! ALRIGHT! I need a godamn gun!"
~Tomato "Post-man going Postal" Gaming
The Gold was actual gold. It wasn't Fools Gold, which is fake gold aka Pyrite - It was Fools Pyrite, which is fake Pyrite aka Gold. He died for nothing ;-;
My favorite RP is cargonia desk job. Copy paste the /vg/ station requesition form and give it to people, then give the horrendous nightmare fuel that is the "extended" requesition form to people I don't like that round. Get to see lots of different rp's and be under the protection of cargonia.
Fuck that cargo bit was great XD
Ever time tomato is allowed to touch bureaucracy we get a new episode
Tomato really puts the FUN in government mandated bureaucracy.
Ah, yes, paperwork QM. Depending on the shift and server, people can respond to paperwork in either a rations, human behavior. Or _"A shot of cancer, administered directly to my chest."_
Yooo more space station 13 the Pit THRIVES
Well clip pit
@@duckman9926 Clever. Thing is what occurred to me when I read that and got it, was Forsen saying that and it being used in a DJFNG song. You know, Cancer Music or Gochi Muchi It's ironically really good at times.
holy shit, this was the perfect two runs. The last bit killed me
This has brought back some horrific memories, thank you gnome.
That tax evasion cut was gold
15:40 i immediately thought of the fucking goku "put this on" meme i couldn't stop laughing
We are eating so fricking good with these ss13 edits, dood. Thanks Gnome and Tomato
I haven't had my stomach hurt from laughing in a long time lmao!!!! I wanted some SS13 in the background, but eventually turned off my PC and started playing this on my TV
The IRS what?!? 👀
I can't believe Tomato "Tax Fraud" Gaming finally outed himself
Forgot how good tomato’s voice acting was
Gnome you're lucky Tomato never watches more than the first second when uploading these cause i think he'd have a LONG talk over that intro...
least profitable QM I have ever seen. This man is exiled from cargo.
After finishing the rest of the video i have changed my opinion. He cannot be measured in matters of profit, he makes negative money.
Okay great edit. The IRS comment got me 😂😂😂
Fellas I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THIS GAME! And seeing my favorite folks play it is always a good time
the tragedy of the low level bureaucrat
god no joke did DMV stuff today, thank god i came with all the proper paperwork and was in and out ( fun fact AAA can do most DMV car related things so you can skip the line if you have a membership )
WAKE UP BABE NEW TOMATO SS13 JUST DROPPED
I went to the DMV today and it was exactly like this
WE FUCKIN GOT HIM BOYS
that edit while he was reading the chatmember who donated subs "the irs don't know i evade taxes"
27:42 It says Fool's Pyrite at the bottom, doesn't that mean that it's the opposite of Fool's Gold?
Where I live Fools Gold is a very common mineral and so is quartz here.
Maybe gold is common and pyrite is rare in SS13 universe lol
Great work.
16:21 this is not a budget cut, that js unpaid labor.
Space Station 13 is as fun as it looks
I never played Goonstation until i watched Tomatos videos.
I always used to play on "Yogstation" but then the player count went down to just 20 per day so i switched to "paradise station."
Favorite part of Goonstation i have had so far was watching engineering try to deal with a power generator that had somehow turned into a vampire.
I dunno all the details but apparently feeding radioactive weed to a machine can somehow bring it to life and cause it to start sucking to life force out of people.
I feel sad since my favorite part of "yogstation" was the doctors would actually try to revive you with your original body.
It didn't matter if you were over 200% burned. as long as you were intact they would perform surgery and make you walk out with your original body if it costed them their life.
in Goonstation you could die from lack of oxygen and the doctors just chuck you in a cloner, which is sad.
That's just a very good working Medbay in my opinion because if you see familiar names in Medbay it is because that person prioritizes that role and is very good at it and is very competent not to dissimilar to Robotics and Chemistry. Next is a good working Engineering so station has power, Hell Burns are the best for that with a CE that has the actual insulated gloves can weild the stations energy like lightning bolts in right conditions. One also needs a functions Cargo and Miners don't die while Cargo moves freight and makes money, never run out of Plasma that is very bad. Second point is that Goon is very much like that, why do all that work when you can do it the fun and very highly experimental way, from there you have the option of New Life Rules or maybe you're a borg now so depending on the kind of borg you may or may not be able to interact with the station because interfaces are designed for fingers and not borg interface pincer pokers.
@@BlackMoonHowls
I cannot tell what you are trying to say in your message. Was med-bay doing a good job cloning people or bringing them back from a pile of ashes?
I never questioned the work of engineering, after all i was apart of the engineering staff that had to deal with the blood hungry power generator, although I didn't do much because i didn't know how.
I have not seen a Hell Burn or the CE insulated gloves.
can you try to please re-type your message? all i am reading is a big block of words.
Goonstation doesn't have much of an ability to bring a body back to life in place. The doctors will try every trick in the book to keep you alive at -512 health, but the moment you're dead the cloner is really the only option available to them without using strange reagent
About the 6th time I’ve watched this masterpiece and I’m still laughing
god-tier shifts this time
what an intro man
I'm dizzy from laughing so much.
love these vids
What server is this?
I'm so glad Gnome decided to make this channel. I'm completely Gnome-pilled right now.
I realize now that tomatoes causing a new tide
I need to play this game
Loved it
oh?
Good intro
Hey gnome, im going through my first really bad break up.
And these videos have been keeping me positive despite how i feel.
Thank you for the hard work.
lets go!
im just curious, why doesnt he play space station 14, the one on steam?
It ain’t out yet
hehe haha!
What server is this exactly
It's very disappointing to see a bunch of pathetic TH-cam Andys shaming a Tomato fan for being uncomfortable with a bit.
Good they did tho, it was pathetic to get something so small get into your head
easiest job 😎
🤣🤣
Ez
What server is this and how do i play on it. It seems like fun.
wtf was that intro omg
Its sonic mania soundtrack
Not paying taxes is the duty of all Nanotrasen Quartermasters! 🫡