5 Types of Kerbal Space Program players
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- 5 types of players in KSP
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Oh, there are plenty more:
- The extremely cautious guy: 40,000 m/s for a 5,000 m/s mission... I'm not sure if I'm on the save side here...
- The perfect planner: The next stage needs 2,387.8 or .9 m/s? Let me recalculate...
- The oblivious guy: Time to refuel... Hu? where is my ore tank and my radiators?!
- The risk-taker: Eve launch without quicksaving? Sure thing, dude!
- The homely guy: going beyond Mun? Dear Spaghettimonster, that sounds dangerous! I'd rather rescue the 634th guy from Kerbin orbit
- The wobbler: No struts is fun!
- The drunk driver: SAS? I don't need that, let's go to Tylo with a scientist only!
- The unpatient: TWR of less then 2.5? No way. Nukes are for the slooths!
- The patient: For everything beyond Kerbin atmosphere, a single ion engine will do!
- The burning bottom: Next transfer window back home in 2 years? Let's start right away and reenter with 8,500 m/s!!!
- The multitasker: 101 missions at the same time with no alarm clock? Eeeasy!
- The settler: Yes, I do have 146 Kerbals currently on other planets, what are return & rescue missions?
- The extremly patient: Every biome on Tylo by foot? No problem, I'm back in 2 years!
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great ideas! mind if i steal some of these? :P
@@JeeDKSP Please go ahead! I'm curious about how you turn these into a video!
@@alfihalma4320 Thanks! i will get to work aah
What about us stock re-creators?
@@bullshitlatinname1243, I think the more types, the better. Probably even the agency fan boy type could be a thing...
SSTO? You mean single stage to ocean
No Ssto means single stage to orbit
@@legalman6142 bruh
@@legalman6142bruh you didnt get the joke non chad guy
@@legalman6142 😏
In my case it means Single stage to... OH CRAP!
1.The messer around:
*Does Danny things*
2.The replicator:
Okay, my new Saturn V is ready... *shows that all their crafts are replicas*
3.The extremely cautious one:
Will 6000 m/s be enough for my Mun transfer stage? Well... Probably yes. No, no, I will add extra fuel to be on the safe side.
4.The forgetter:
(Based on a real story of me)
Detaching the craft from the stage... Oh wow it has no probe core... *Launching a new one* Why can't it turn? *new* Now it has no power for reaction wheels. Just great. *launches new one*
5.The professional SSTO maker:
Let's go to Laythe and back with a single stage! *shows a small SSTO that looks like it can barely reach orbit*
6.The SSTO tryer
That will probably do. *shows a giant thing*
Two weeks of mental breakdowns later
Finally! An orbit!
7.The all-sided professional:
Eve mission montage
8.Minimalist guy:
This is enough! Shows a 1 ton rocket. Gets to orbit.
Lol 1/8th of each of those is me lmao
0:16, trust me, everybody is like this when you’re trying to haul a large, payload that is unstable in every way, the logic being “if it can’t get to orbit because it keeps falling over, it’s because it’s not going fast enough”
I feel super attacked 😂
yes, i often make an extra-large first stage so that i can keep my ship pointing straight up until out of the atmosphere, otherwise my ship starts tumbling.
you forgot the guy that just makes military replicas
I literally don't even make rockets. I just replicate fighters and bombers...
Sometimes I even make working tanks...
@@lonelypotato3001 what about ssto's?
@@drobnoxius9483 Nah, I'm too dumb for that
@@lonelypotato3001 bdarmory boi ?
@@lonelee5353 Nah, I only use Tweak Scale, most of the time. BDArmory is just... too stiff, too unflexible imo
im the
"ok so i came all this way, and forgot something vital."
"instead of redoing the mission im going to use hyperedit"
One more:
(based on a true story) the guy who never packs batteries
launched a probe to duna in career mode with bare minimum funds, it had solar panels but i forgot to deploy them, until it was too late.
Ps. make more! this is awesome!
that rough i guess you will never forget again tho!
thanks for the compliment means alot!
I always do that, i have i really good rocket family and the 2nd stage has solars panels. Everything goes as planned until i forget to deploy the panels.
that's why you use REPOSoft
-me, guy who has way too many mods
REVERT FLIGHT
Lol it's literally me, I also forget to deploy panels and then I notice it only when the batteries ran out and it's too late (if it's unmanned probe of course)
Half of these could’ve been prevented if they knew about SAS
Or struts
250+ mods here. My game takes half an hour to load.
Weren't we all the guy who forgott to check staging at one point?
Sure we all make mistakes!
I used to be type #5. KSP did not "click" for me for a very long time. But I'm glad I persevered, now I have some 1300 hours played with a couple of grand tours, a highly enjoyable shuttle program, my own replica Apollo and N-1 programs for landing on and returning from Tylo, several space stations, a Mun base. I planted a flag on Eve's sea floor, plumbed the depths of Laythe's oceans and completed the Caveman challenge without ever leaving Kerbin. I love this game and its community.
A hard game to start for sure. I was the same struggled to get to orbit, but once I did I saw how amazing the game is and the infinite possibilities the game has, from base building to space stations to rovers this game is amazing and the community is the best i have been apart of, so happy i found this game.
1:05 SMART A.S.S.
Me: plays with a lot of mods but it only crashes the game at most twice a day and it always seems to crash in the morning or afternoon or at night. Uses the exact same rocket but modified for almost every mission because of how damn useful it is, and despite it being well capable of getting past Jool, I’m using it to get a probe to Minmus.
I don’t plan, I just make really complicated and stupidly heavy transfer vehicles with landers attatched, stick 8-16 massive launchers radially as an SSTO and call it a day
Squad: Makes a cute game with little peaceful and derpy green aliens as protagonists, whose goal is to go to space for science and progress and...
BDarmory users: "WE WANT BLOOD"
I also play mars horizon, I also highly recommend getting "surviving mars"
how many thrusters can you add?
@@smitty7510 eh...it depends, if you're talking about side booster, 8
0:28 Jokes aside, this looks really awesome ngl
0:45 Hello everyone, it's Matt Lowne
Me: wonders why my rocket won’t leave the pad when i try to build any type of large launch vehicle
-The Replica guy: Okay, let's put this solar panel in here to simulate windows perrrrrfffectly... even if we ended up having 2000 parts for this 1:1 to-scale to-mass Mercury capsule with all these little dials.
-The Scale modeler: Okay, let's make sure it look good. Let's use multiple parts so the color looks accurate. And maybe that shroud for white. And download this flag so squiggy "NASA" logo is on the side. What do you mean I can do it in 50 parts instead of 500 parts? That doesn't look right, you see...
-The Vanilla only Scale modeler: Do the above with only parts from Vanilla game. Example: Co*******trot
You forgot the guy who never leaves Kerbin's atmosphere because PLANES ARE TOO DAMN FUN. Or a more accurate description is that we do leave the atmosphere but only to get enough science and funds for aircraft parts
Isn’t everyone the guy that never checks his staging?
Congrats on smashing your subscriber goal!
Oof. I feel personally attacked as the guy who forgets to check his staging at times
"Forgets to stage guy"
Me: Chuckles akwardly
The guy who doesn’t know how to land on places outside of the kerbal system
That's me if i have realism overhaul and RSS installed.
bruh i cant even land on mun
@@immigrantgaming420epic it took me like a year to land on the mun. and a week to learn how to orbit kerbin properly
@@Panzerschreck716 oh, well i only played for like 2 - 3 months and got bored
@@immigrantgaming420epic ah that explains why you can't land on the mun
Finally a guy made this type of video please make thousands more of these
The bradley and strazenblitz: Okay we are going to do a grand tour of the whole kerbol system and then go interstellar with a lawn chair, 1 ion engine, and a banana for bill.
"the insta uninstaller guy" *mech jeb installed and 937 hours*
I am the
-lags after entering menu
type
0:29 the most beautiful rocket launch ever
When in doubt strap more engines and fuel tanks
I could make it 3:
- MOAR BOOSTERS
- The guy who actually does things and goes to planets
- kerbal war program
The accidental colonist: Leaves Kerbals absolutely everywhere
The mad scientist: Actually knows how to do gravity assists
problem with idea 2, im not a mad scientist aha, but the colonist sounds like a neat idea!
You forgot the "Bradley Whistance" category
The no stage Checker is me i always forgot it
Well I'm literally all of these except the last one
Got to be honest, the first one was sick 🔥
true was the most fun to make
1:55
Are you talking about me?
😂
the first one looked really pretty
Epic you deserve much more subs!
Thanks man means alot and keeps me motivated to make more content like this!
The guy who never flew to space and just builds planes.
Ok, I'm the one with too much mods... Always trying to balance as much mods as possible while maintaining 10 or higher fps and also figuring out which freaking mod crashes my game.
The guy who recreates real planes for half an hour
I was literally FURIOUS at that INSTA-UNINSTA guy
underrated. wish you more subs
Alright, listen here. Checking your staging is a sign of weakness and I ain't no bi- [This defense has been interrupted by an abrupt return to the VAB]
Damn I'm glad I found this channel👍 looks great and can't wait for future content
In thrust we trust
Then there's me the guy that does everything to the letter but somehow messes up everything and I can't do anything right
Keep trying man you will get there, you have to keep persevering to get anywhere! good luck
I feel incredibly annoyed when my rocket decides to turn into rubber when hauling a small probe but not having enough fuel otherwise when other people somehow make a massive single launch base to eeloo with no structural problems at all.
He smashed his goal by ALOT
truee
Idea
The Optimizer
He wants perfect ratios, he will carefully manage his procedural objects fuel tanks so they have just enough fuel for the mission
He needs a 5 kerbal rocket but there is no 5 kerbal cockpit so he'll put a mk3 cockpit and an space chair.
Unfortunately the space chair will be decoupled with the last stage (true story)
The cheater
He just uses cheats to get anywhere because he's lazi boi
The buisnessman
He won't do anything without contract
The science dude
He have all science-related mods and he"ll do all the experiments on Kerbin before going to Mun
The clueless
He's a newbie and he didn't follow the tutorials (lazi boi) so he's basically clueless (what's staging/delta-V/TWR/parachute/aerodynamism?)
The realistic
He always plays with RSS/RO, kerbalism and other realism mods. Cmon dude go get a job in nasa or something cuz you're a freakin genius
The potato
He's at 10fps all the time. Poor fellow ;(
The mech jeb guy
He overuses mechjeb autopilots (ascent guidance), (rendez-vous autopilot), etc (totally me)
Sry for grammar i'm not english
I'm the potato. I wouldn't be if I didn't have Scatterer + EVE + SVT + SVE + Spectra
I just want my game to look good :(
That gal who always makes everything explode
Me: yes
The too many mods guy is definitely me. If you saw my gamedata folder you would be like "HOW?! How does this game still run??" and yet it does. It takes almost 10 minutes to load the game but load it does.
You forgot the "I only do fighter jets because I can't get to the mun" guy.
I am defenetly the itwt guy since my best rocket is 3 Saturn v tanks with 11 vector engines on the bottom
Then the big 3.7m tank with a rhino and a few correction engines and finally another large 3.7m tank with 2 poodles on it and all of that is topper with fairings
Jeb? JEB?! WRONG BUTTON JEB NO!!!
(Subbed, nice vid)
The person who makes things that torture kerbals
The text could be a bit faster in your video, but you got something wrong.
the only motto of the KSC is *in thrust we trust™*
*also MOAR boosters
thats for the feedback and more booster are always the answer!!!
@@JeeDKSP also you should make the text a bit smaller, it's too big
@@mastershooter64 thanks for the feedback!
You forgot me, the autopilot guy: if MechJeb can do it, he (player) isn't going to
2:25 allways remember your les when traveling
If I was in my own category, it would prob be “the how crazy can I make this rocket guy”- I just build something that like explodes or spins really fast
The last guy don't know physics very well
Bruh the "Insta uninstaller" has no experience with rocket science
most of the time i'm the guy who forgets to check the staging and in the middle of loading my poggers rocket i'm like "...shit"
the first one had me ngl
1:25 *_IN CKAN WE TRUST!!_*
6: stratzenblitz75 and other.
Which Kerbal player are you?
The guy who likes probes
@@connorwells2646 probes are great and a super important piece to the puzzle of landing on other planetary bodies!
Where is part 2
Probably a mix of all
Im the Mac Player lol
You forgot the guy who downloads every graphical mod out there, ngl it makes the game a lot nice though.
I’m the never checks his staging guy. LOL. Happens ALL the time.
Me: how he can run ksp smoothly!? Mine only 5-12 fps
Let's get him to 1000 bois
Oh dang that's me. I'm the guy that never checks staging. Except usually everything is crammed into one stage.
The historian: Does replicas and puts them on the workshop
Really nice (and wholesome) content especially for a small channel! You just earned a sub!
Thanks for the sub!
BEHOLD! THE POWAH OF A THOUSANDS BOOSTERS
I’m a mix of never checks staging and ok thrust we trust and if there is a “mid level engineer” type that too XD
I subscribed! Like your video's xD
Is there "The only goes to Mun with the same rocket because he's too scared to fail at getting beyond kerbin" guy? That might be me.
Same
think thats me too ahah look the mun and minmus are just great right!
the insta uninstaller hurt to watch. i had a friend that i suggested kerbal to and he started playing. i tried helping him multiple times but he wouldnt listen. the second he realized that the game doesnt always work in his way and that orbital mechanics existed he uninstalled and blamed me for not helping him
wait there's a sixth. The guy that builds his rockets from the bottom up....... *cough...
maybe even the guy that doesn't use the VAB because the camera control are rubbish and instead builds rockets stage by stage in the SPH
1:39
58.9/214MB 7 secs left
this guy has very fast wifi or internet
Not really. If the site allows me to, I download with 20-24 mb/s so I can download 214mb in 8-10 sec. I only have 200/200 Mbit/s and that the lowest I can get, next step up is 500/500 and after that it's 1000/1000.
I never knew that SSTO stands for single stage to ocean
This is no SSTO
At 1:08 you can clearly see him lithostaging.
@@jebkerman5422 yea just scrubbing some extra weight!
i was the insta unistaller guy...
if only i FUCKING SEARCHED UP HOW STAGES WORK
I’m the “In thrust we trust” guy
I watched this when this guy had like 30 subs
and i subbed there
You can sort the staging mid flight or on runway or launchpad
2:30 best part
OMG!!! I love the way to many mods guy
I laughed so hard 😂🤣😂🤣😂
You forgot about the kraken drive guy 😂
I am proud that I can make it to the Mun, but landing is still difficult. And planes are not really working out for me yet. Cannot play much sadly.
SSTO only guy
Matt Lowne in a nutshell
The "SSTO Only" kind of looks like skylon ngl...
0:44 matt lowne simulator
your forgot the kerbal torturer
Me, who only got to an eppilictal orbit 2 times without cheats
Theres also 6: The Scott Manley