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Watching Joseph and Dio, two of the most bitter enemies ever bond over their mutual hatred for how annoying Aqua is was the funniest thing ever. And what's even better is that it fits within the logic of both universes.
4:03 like how in Japanese this is suppose to be “I’ll fucking kill you” but in eyes of heaven Diego says “I’ll kill you dead!” Either way the EOH and original Japanese version still fit this moment.
Either this thing is funny as hell or I just got back my whole heartedly laughing at stuff a lot back By watching konsubq Edit:Also I’m subscribing I can’t miss these stuff
9:15 his hair protects it from sun like how a fucking piece of a leather armor protects zombie and skeleton from sunlight in minecraft and atleast dio is a god yknow
Yo this video is SICK! Aye The creator must be reqarded and honor a thousand times for making this! What a GREAT Effort on editing holy daaaamnn. I give it a rate ot 88%!
@@radhityakusumanegara8127 Hoh.. Mukattekurunoka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka?! Chikazuite kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain ne da. Hoho.. Dwa juubun chikazukanai no youi!
"This is exactly what happens when the anime studios write the plot" *Shows Darling in the Franxx* Damn, I don't like what you're saying, but you're right
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hi bragongod
Jojosuba's blessing on this wonderful bizarre adventure
bragon unban me in discord pls i will not send furry porn again
PART 2 PLSSSS
Make episode two of this right now.quality content
jotaro: calmly panic
joseph: confused
dio: im a f**king bird
Kars: did someone say
B I R D
@@GoldWheels petushoppu
LMAO
BIRB
@@wytildlool oh hey Giorno
Words can't express how i'm feeling right now
Ur having a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
But dio can!
Greato
You're Horny
Can't wait for ep2
The idea of having Dio and Joseph joking around and laughing together like bros just killing me
Well in theory Dio is kinda the Gramps of Joseph XD after all he is in ¿Possession? Of Jonathan's body
@@0predaking0 body ≠ soul
"That as****le stole my granpa's body"
@@LL-oq5sf like I said in theory, the DNA thingy
Some overpowered MC: *Can destroy the entire universe*
Jotaro: "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum"
N-NAN-
BA- BAKANA
Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*"kills you"*
*ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAAAAA*
Friend: So what's your favourite isekai anime?
Me: it's complicated
Overlord
It's not complicated
Hmmmm
Konosuba
Re:Zero
Aqua: *Breathe*
Jotaro: “sO iT iS tHe sAmE tYpE oF sTaNd aS Star Platinum ?”
* gets punched in the face *
i thought u were on steel ball run
wat are you doing here
same
Yare yare daze
Justice: *Confused screaming*
8:08 Joseph: "DIO!"
Dio: "I'm Dio"
I'm dead LOL your editing is flawless man ahahaha
its a reference to kazuma's "Kazuma here" when everyone says his name.
@@Sans-kp3pe I'm aware and I also am Kazuma
@@Sans-kp3pe hai kazuma desu
Kono Dio da
Me too ksksks
Watching Joseph and Dio, two of the most bitter enemies ever bond over their mutual hatred for how annoying Aqua is was the funniest thing ever. And what's even better is that it fits within the logic of both universes.
"I got hit by a f*cking truck"
-Jotaro Kujo
timur ismailovic
Who was top and who was bottom
I honestly expected Kira to show up from that
I remember him hitting the truck
to be honest I was expecting the truck to show up lmao
Wasn't it a road-roller
Okay but seriously seeing dio and Joseph interact while not trying to kill eachother is a hillarious idea and I love it
If Dio wasn’t evil, he’d actually be a good grandpa.
@@peachesncreame7217 it’s actually canon that Dio would be a great dad to Giorno just to spite Dario. His evilness makes him a good parent.
@@ignoremypaststupidity2719 I mean, not really, he had three other children and he didn't care for them either.
@@clockpuncher8298 Who were the others?
@@clockpuncher8298 araki himself said that, you can’t argue against it. He also probably meant under good circumstances but it’s still canon
when i saw dio praying before he ate his food i died of laughter
"praying"
@@wutvillegaming oh no
@@OGROBLOXPLAYER Joseph???!
@@Blarghsauro nigerundayo smokey
Pucci table manners
BragonGod, it's been 2 years. You still owe me new episode of Jojosuba
Add one to that. Unless it is too similar to the dio only version.
"So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum?"
"Same type of wha-"
*"GENDER EQUALITY"*
Jotaro = Kazuma confirmed
its his sub-stand "platinum of equality"
@@ghostlydude6478 yes
Kinda reminded of "Kaio-what?!" from dbza
So in other words, Jotaro can defeat anything as long as he says those lines?
“I got hit by a f***ing truck.”
- Jotaro, 2020
I’m dead bro
But didnt he survive an entire "road roller"?
Ryota Metari Truck-Kun is a whole different entity
Ryota Metari Truck-kun is op
The same thing happened to my dad in 2007
Not the crossover we wanted but the one we needed
Love how DIO gets along with everyone, it's nice to see
Dio looks like he's having so much fun watching Jojo siwa
Yes and also enjoying the sun
E
your profile picture makes it better
@@liotao it's the Scout form team fortress 2
@@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 fair enough
“Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever”
Aqua: “Hold my beers”
*"Hold my tears"
Hold my underwear
I think it’s better if someone takes her beers away
But the cups are empty.
...but this is water.
Dio and Jotaro: *Makes a truce*
A few hours later
Dio: *Dies*
Никто:
Абсолютно никто:
Дио: Ебанутся я птичка гыгы
gygy
Dio: "I'm a F*ing bird"
Joseph: *Getting Kars flashbacks*
image that was space and kars was hearning but remember.....he still a rock
Oh god
joseph: don't know if i'm senile or what, but i didn't remember shit about part 2, only stands now!
NIGERUNDAYO!!
XD
"What is your favourite anime?"
"JoJosuba."
Yes
I am your 69th like be grateful
@@hero2470 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@yeetgamersvk1399 BRUH
"Wait what"
6:28 useless is dio's favorite word?
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
4:03 like how in Japanese this is suppose to be “I’ll fucking kill you” but in eyes of heaven Diego says “I’ll kill you dead!” Either way the EOH and original Japanese version still fit this moment.
"DIO"
"kono dio-"
This was way better than i expected
It's like the running joke of Kazuma saying "I'm Kazuma"
@@sirottovonbismarck6776 *So it is the same type of stand as Star Platimum?*
Dio: *float*
Also Dio: im a fking bird
Joseph: DIOOO
DIO: Kono-
Joseph: LETS GET THIS OVER WITH, I NEED TO POOP REAL BAD
DIO
Bruh that was good
I’m really interested in how many times bragon said wtf am i doing with my life while making this video.
hi rawaz
Please no ban, spare some cooch madame rawaz
Rawaz onee-chan !
Jo
I don't know, How many bread crumbs have you eaten in your life?
Jotaro :"Wait you're under the sunlight?"
Dio :"Yeah, screw the rules I have plot armor"
"Dio!"
"kono Dio"
funniest part
I just died when Joseph yelled Dio, then Dio just responds "I'm Dio."
And it was so calmly it seems lol
Aint that like a kazuma reference?
DIOOOO
@@shabyyusiputra6010 yes,it is.
When?
DIO: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire..
Also DIO: Gets killed by a pistol
aqua propably loaded it with turn undead
No he opened the door when it was daytime
He could've stop time
Also DIO: "open your mouth. Let me spit in it! WOUF WOUF BITCH"
Also DIO again...: "I'm a fucking bird"
Either this thing is funny as hell or I just got back my whole heartedly laughing at stuff a lot back
By watching konsubq
Edit:Also I’m subscribing I can’t miss these stuff
muda muda muda muda muda!!!
Jotaro: *serious face*
Also Jotaro: “I got hit by a f*cking truck”
I was dying lmao
Also did you note truck kun is squid from spaltoon?
🗿
What's the anime?
@@TheGigaSigma k but I already found thanks anyways
8:08
Joseph: "DIO! "
DIO: "Kono DIO"
That part killed Me, good job 🤣👍
Dio: hai, Dio desu
@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 I know right?!
Hahahaha this is genius
I love how he still tried to speak afterwards too 😂😂
"Kono DIO-n"
bro this is a masterpiece! I love your videos, it's a pity that there are so few of them(
Obrigado pela legenda em BR, merece meu like
Tbm o meu
*"I never knew my favorite word could become a person"*
-Dio Brando
I just now understood that joke, thanks
@Bun Yello Well, is favourite word is "Muda" which means useless. That pretty much describes Aqua
@@MrBills5700 yeah or its "beach"(me tryna keep it pg)
StevosKarlos oh ok thx
Correction -DIO
"Dio!"
"I'm Dio"
I'm dead.
Dio: I'm faccin bird
"hai hai KONO DIO DA"
Yes i am aware this means "yes yes it was dio", i just did it for the memes im sorry
Hello Dead
Oh no, Dio even has the "Kazuma des". . . I knew it, this shit's the best anime.
Dio In Hell :
The World Over Hell ? :D
O cara realmente se esforçou pra fazer isso kct, tem meu respeito parabéns novo sub e like 😎👍
I love your videos man, thanks for the content
dio: I'm a cold-blooded immortal vampire
also dio: *dies after a bullet shot*
Wooden bullet to the heart probably
@@donatsuobrasco3593 kairoseki bullet
*Turn undead* bullet
That's some other worldly stuff
@@martindiaz1263 clorophyte bullets
Imagine yoshikage kira comes out of knowhere to introduce himself after aqua introduce herself.
i swear to god if Kira isn't megumin i'll me fucking pissed
if kira wash there he wuld steal aquas hand and leaves
I thought Kira was going to appear at first instead of Jotaro.
6:19 LMAO WHY WAS THAT SO SMOOTH?!
9:15 his hair protects it from sun like how a fucking piece of a leather armor protects zombie and skeleton from sunlight in minecraft and atleast dio is a god yknow
Alternative ending:
Jotaro realizes that Truck-kun is the same type of stand as Star Platinum and punches him in the face.
Dexses so it’s the same type of stand of star plathum
Ima start flatinum
Don't forget that Ambulance-kun is the same type of stand as Truck-kun
So Ambulance-kun is the same type as Star Platinum
realizes that Truck is same type of vehicle as Road roller
Alternative ending:
⬅️ To be continued
"DIO!"
"I'm Dio..."
I see what you did there
Same here
What does it mean can u explain?
KONO DIO DA THATS what it means
@@jokertm6889 that's what the actual MC of konosuba says.
@@jokertm6889 hai hai, kazuma des
Yo this video is SICK! Aye The creator must be reqarded and honor a thousand times for making this! What a GREAT Effort on editing holy daaaamnn. I give it a rate ot 88%!
6:35 melhor personagem kkkkkk
As a person who knows what they’re actually saying, it’s so random.
Not everything
Well, the only things that make sense in this video is "OH, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME?"
@@radhityakusumanegara8127 Hoh.. Mukattekurunoka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka?!
Chikazuite kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain ne da.
Hoho.. Dwa juubun chikazukanai no youi!
@@bjrntykhelle2892 I'm gonna screen shot that until I can read it right
@@radhityakusumanegara8127 It was subtle, but Dio did technically call Aqua useless.
dio saying: "i'm a f*cking bird" is the incarnation of my sense of humor.
Ikr
yes 8:32
I was half expecting Jotaro to show up with Star Platinum: Truck Kun after saying "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" to the truck.
I've been waiting for this masterpiece for a two year now.
Aqua: **transferring them into another world**
Dio: *I'm a fucking bird*
Dio be like: tatakae tatakae
@@azadaltunel2076 what?
@@izzahorshamir4765 Birdren Yeager
@@yoshikagekira6831 t f?
@@yoshikagekira6831 hmmmmmMmm
Dio: reject monke return to bird
The Jojos Bizarre Adventure community has reached an entire new level.
You mean a whole nother level?
Coming from my mind
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
We’re golden wind
Yes sir
Didnt know I needed this but thank you.
8:33 the "im a fucking bird" got me
Every Japanese person in existence:
Wtf did I just watch
why the fuck can't you kill Dio?? You lowkey had one job
@@WillGlacier LoL
Every person that speaks japanese*
I’m not Japanese and I still had that reaction
Heaven
*SOMEONE STOP HIM, HE IS COMBINING THE MEMES FROM MULTIPLE FANDOMS!*
*HE'S BECOME THE ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! HE'S UNKILLABLE, UNSTOPPABLE, AND IMMORTAL!*
oh fuck haven’t watched konosuba. How far do i have to watch up to?
Everything’s Dark every episode and every season
@@lutherstein1928 isn't it, He's immortal! Unkillible! Truly outmatched!
@@lutherstein1928 *ALL WE CAN DO NOW IS WATCH HIS VIDEOS LIKE HOW A NINE YEAR OLD KID WATCHES HIS COMPUTER SCREEN WHILE PLAYING FORTNITE*
respect for dio since he prays before eating
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Jotaro: Dio you're under the Sunlight, Thats against the Rules.
DIO: Screw the rules Jotaro
Jotaro: Yare Yare...
ACTUALY dio was supposed to say: i have sunscreen. jotaro:oh that makes sense
@@pavelsTreis NO ! NO ! NO !! NO !!!
No wonder these take so long. This is quality content.
6:19 ITS SYNCED TO HIS LIPS OMG !
8:08
Joseph: DIO!!
Dio: I'm Dio
(LMAO that's Kazuma's thing XD)
LMAO
Kono Dio
Not if we're the same person
@@Traumachu where Is your Brother yoshikazuna Kira?
@@salvatorerampello6247 Gone, reduced to atoms
No one:
DIO: I'm a f*cking bird
Nice
I died after I saw that
Time stamp?
No one
Kars : I’m a fucking bird
@@dawoodjorge2616 8:33
WTF THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL I EVER SEEN
The show is once named Konosuba, now its KONODIO!
Lmao good one
I love seeing Joseph and DIO being actually friendly with each other
Well he can be quite dun to be around
@@lorddio2737 00⁰⁰pp00
Dio was quite lovely in the beginning tbh
Me too
Because they are "old"
Joseph: "You're a dollar store Dracula"
*GOdDaM tHaTs AloTtA dAMage*
Head shot
Joseph: "You're not more then a dollar store Dracula"
:)
What about when he says this to Aqua.. "I never knew my favorite word can become a person"
Edit: Now with exact words
Oh man this is a great job keep it up
I love your JoJocraft videos so good!
Strange, I find myself wanting a full series of this.
Same thing, I seriously want a full series
Same
not strange
@@giorway9153
Not strange,
Bizzare
Not bizzare, normal
Joseph: "Dio!"
Dio: " I'm Dio"
That one got me laughing
Dio: *Hai! Dio Desu*
Dio: im a fucking bird
xd
Satan my n*gga
i fucking died that was hilarious
This has blessed my eyes more than anyone could ever imagine
i cant believe this is a thing,and i m loving it lol
"This is exactly what happens when the anime studios write the plot"
*Shows Darling in the Franxx*
Damn, I don't like what you're saying, but you're right
got me dying lol, if only they followed the manga
Wasn’t DITF an anime original
@@adrianebautista8819 DITF is an anime original, not from manga adaptation
They forgot the manga
do people forget sunscreen exists?
“Satan is my n**ga”
Dio Brando 2020
what n**ga?
omg i lost my shit on that.
@@akirashirogane2729just put 'I' and a 'G' and it spell igga
"I am a fucking bird"
@@akirashirogane2729 youtube censorship if you say nigga
😂😂😂 ficou muito fodaa mano, adoreiii aaaaah❤❤
I never thought a fan based parody would 4th wall more than Gin Tama. This is a masterpiece. 🤘
Bruh this is like the Episode Before JJBA EYES OF HEAVEN.
I’m saving up to get eyes of heaven lol
Honestly expected Truck-kun to show up instead of Jotaro
*CAR PLATINUM*
For real though
I was expecting Kira to come up instead of Jotaro ^^
Same
Dirto
One of the best thing I have seen
I shall pray that you find the time and will to continue this series. Until then, stay safe, healthy and happy!
When DIO said "I can't believe my favorite word can become a person."
I gasped
It took me a while to understand that, it was too good
U S E L E S S HAHA FUNNI FUNNI😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😂
@@Shadow_Bakon ok fam
uhhhhh
Poor Dio, he only wanted his JoJo Siwa T-shirt.
O O F to DIO
I'm ashamed to admit,
I only just understood the joke.
@Ultra The peak of human potential
@Ultra yeah, it's a kid that's popular on Nickelodeon
@Ultra a kid's tv network in the USA
this is the best thing i've ever seen in my life :')
This is master piece i really like it!
"You're not a God you're more of a dollar store vampire"
- Joseph Joestar
*dracula
So it is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?
Jotaro Kujo ded meme
@@kerhs6986 Sooo *It is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?*
@Jotaro Kujo *Truck-Kun wants to know your location*
"Hey, Can you recommend an anime?"
"Jojosuba"
"What?"
"Nothing"
The sponge bob anime is good
@@sarahmellinger8125 Lol yes
You watch it too?
@Alejandro Lara *bizarre
So underrated
ah yes 666 likes and 6 replies
*damn i made it 7*
The editing is insane
5:49 Plot twist : She actually has the same type of stand as Star Platinium
Jotaro: “DIO”
DIO: “I’m DIO”
Wait a minute...
I don't get it.. instead my head started to play dior by pop smoke
same as actual voice
Aqua : hei hei
Kazuma : Kazuma desu
actually dio did that when joseph said DIOO
æ
“Kazuma”
“Yes, I’m Kazuma”
I thought it seemed like a reference to how Kazuma responds to his name
@@shirouthehero696 close enough
JoJo, Konosuba, and Kimi no na Wa. I feel like this video was made for me
Oh hey shuck hajsjadjs
bruh where r u in the video I thought u were an official jojo character
The holy trinity is complete
I thank you Shucky for telling me about this video through a community post
hi shuckmeister
Yoooo, this is amazing
Nice work man
Friend: why do u like jojo?
Me: you won't get it.
6:31 DIO got 😂😂roasted by AQUA!
Yami The boss YAKAMASHI!
“Satan is my friend”
DIO, the Demon
Excuse me he said my NIGGA
So Diavolo is dio’s friend?
@@senbonkzakura7991 are u black or white?
@@reviewsongamesandfandoms3384 im white
@@senbonkzakura7991 THEN WHY U SAY N WORD, BLACK PEOPLE GONNA BE MAD AT U BRO
Holy the editing skill
3:54 DIO, YOU DONT HAVE THE PASSSSSS