BUT WAIT....when you grow up and figure out they can't be trusted with any info, and you don't tell them shit anymore they can put on that BIG ASS WHINE about how you don't keep them in the loop! 😀 Black moms can spread your business faster than 5G.
Why do I act the same like this mum?!! This is hilarious... I hate repeating myself and when my kids breathe tooo "loud" 😂😂😂😂😂 I am white and I live in Europe why this is sooo me?!!! 😅 We don't even have a tv poor kids
This made me laugh because I used to do it to my own mom. I'm reminded of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Lois was screaming at the boys and Reese was mocking her behind her back. Finally she screams, Reese, for Christ's sake, there's a mirror there! She could see him doing it the entire time lol.
@@EastCoastGal66Mine was too but my parents were divorced. When my dad was discharged from the army, he was a drill sergeant. It showed even when I was a young adult because I remember I got into one argument with him and looking back, I was wrong. I was 19 now and I was still pretty young. It was over something stupid like food too. All he asked me to do was eat what I took. He said take all you want but eat all you take. That's fair. I mean, it's expensive to waste food. Anyway, I thought he was overreacting so I got upset and let me tell you, he got in my face. Like he was screaming an inch from my face. It took my stepmom to get him away from me. I think sometimes he would forget that he wasn't in the army anymore. Speaking of my stepmom, what's sad to find out that we lost her in 2022. Cancer. She suffered quite a bit and she didn't deserve that. She was a better mom to me than my own mom was.
I never stop being floored by how good the acting is. The beard totally disappears and all I see is the characters. Jay might honestly be the best actor I’ve ever seen perform.
Not he's breathing to loud to be on punishment!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣 WAY TOO FUNNY!!! Yes I remember having to wipe down walls as well! Bring back such good memories!!
Yes, it’s a thing, but with a horizontal hard brush broom and bleach. Older retired military who were stationed in Germany in the 1950s and 1969s picked up the habit. Some of those veterans in my neighborhood still do that two or three times a week, but now it’s mostly done by pressure cleaning.
I luv these momma skits they are so funny because remind me of the mothers when we were growing up! They took zero BS! And whooped ass! Lol Keep us laughing and smiling! 😊
LOL!! This is every mom, lol! My mom was just like this and I did all the same reactions, ha ha ha!!!! I'm 62 now, and this brought back so many memories, LOL!!!!!! I'll tell you, everytime Javon's mom came into the room, I jumped, too! 🤣🤣🤣
I hate when mommas be talking on the phone about you within earshot. It’s like, dang, at least wait until I leave to talk about me! But let them catch you talking to your friends about them and all hell breaks loose!!🤨😂
Damn… grounded for 2 weeks, no phone, gotta clean the room and ontop of that you gotta clean the bathroom 😂😂😂 if you don’t do something right you gonna be paying for it. Mama chill 😭
Jay Nedaj, you should have your own show, be in movies, anything you want to do; everything. You are brilliant. I post your videos to my social media. You are platinum. Keep up the great work!
The way mama gulped when he persuaded her he had done everything this time. And as a sucker for happy endings I thought she was going to let him go to the circus with her. But mama had oooother plannns!!!
This is what ALL moms were like when I was growing up. Jay Nedaj is a genius. I cried with laughter at my own memories, particularly at the point of wiping of the wall when the mom says, "That's right wipe that wall down... you see that little dusty spot right there?" I miss those days! LOL 🤣 I miss my Mom 💕 she'd tear through the house like a tornado with the vaccuum on a Saturday, when you would be trying to sleep in and demand we all get up and help and do chores. Tough love sometimes, but it is how kids learn responsibility so it doesn't take them till age 30 to finally catch on.
I tried to put my son on punishment and took the TV out of his room and turned off his lights. We both got bored way too quick! LOL! I love whenever momma calls her friend!
why are you always so relatable like I feel like you are like a psychic The wall counting was crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “ Hey you in here breathing so loud” was crazy 😂😂😂😂 Literally this whole vid was so funny like the rule for no breathing, scratching or no sneezing was crazy and it’s the fact that he had a wipe the wall😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He pop locking and dropping the curls on his head the way they’re shaking while mom dig all in his behind with truth. Mom said “you’re in here breathing too loud".😁😬😆😆😀👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
"Aint no sneezing in my house, cause you on punishment" & "aint no scratching in my house....its going to have to itch" is the equivilent of "don't be talking loud in my house, my light bill gonna be sky high" 😂😂😂😂
You breathing too loud,and you don't get to scratch, because you on punishment. Too much,but so true. He did everything, and she FOUND something else for him to do...wipe that wall down. Too funny. Jay TOTALLY needs his own show !!!!!
Im so glad im a blk mom who has broken the cycle of toxicity. Im their favorite person and I do not treat my kids harshly for simple mistakes. Trauma messes with your memory, ever think treating your kids like shit might be the problem
Totally agree. So a*usive. I’d never treat my kids this way. And they are very obedient and kind. Both grown, use manners, are respectful and responsible and we didn’t treat them this way. Discipline does not have to be rude and insulting and just plain hurtful.
not missing out on the circus! but seriously, this guy is so talented. I can’t stop watching his channel. 😂🤣 some of these I actually relate to. 🙃 💎💜!!
LMAO.. my son as a kid would holler, I need toilet paper. He use to say he didn't use it up. I'd scream out. Someone call the Police, someone broke in and stole the toilet paper. I use to say, repeat after me." I AM LAZY!!!" He still remembers
Those wigs tell a story of their own. 😂
Javon's wig always wiggle when he's mad. Lol
@@janethenry3259,🤣🤣🤣 yessssssss!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the Momma's wig when she shakes her head!😂
LMAOO right 😭
The mom immediately calling her friend to tell her about putting her son on punishment is re-traumatizing me. 😂
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Ctfu me too my PTSD is coming back now
No lie😭
and on an old house phone 😅😂
I never understood why they did that mess!!!😂😂😂 Ion even do mine like that😂😂😂
“If you was sorry you would’ve done better” those words stuck a soul 😭😭
omgg bro yesss would get so tired of hearing it,lolll
Nostalgia lol
AGREED 😂
Definitely 💯 😅😅😅
I just said this earlier to my kid 😂😂😂😂
Black moms will always do the best they can do to air your buisness out to they messy friends😭😭
LmAo man listen
💯🤌🏽
BUT WAIT....when you grow up and figure out they can't be trusted with any info, and you don't tell them shit anymore they can put on that BIG ASS WHINE about how you don't keep them in the loop! 😀 Black moms can spread your business faster than 5G.
This why I never tell her stuff😭 even to this day
Why do I act the same like this mum?!! This is hilarious...
I hate repeating myself and when my kids breathe tooo "loud" 😂😂😂😂😂
I am white and I live in Europe why this is sooo me?!!! 😅
We don't even have a tv poor kids
I bet javon going to remember trash day next week😂
He definitely will. Or else his ass is gonna be on punishment all over again.
He’s going to remember trash day for the rest of his life. 🤣🤣🤣
She got me scared and paranoid about missing my own trash day. #flashback
He's not. That's why she's going to remind him everyday
@@EssenceofCoils Lol 😂
The flipping her off behind her back is so damn accurate🤣
My son is 44 and still does that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
My Dad caught me flipping my Mom off when I was in 6th grade. Needless to say my Dad was a Army Sergeant! Punishment occurred! 😂
the silent tantrums too, holding in all that rage until she turns around and throwing a little fit behind her back is REAL
This made me laugh because I used to do it to my own mom. I'm reminded of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where Lois was screaming at the boys and Reese was mocking her behind her back. Finally she screams, Reese, for Christ's sake, there's a mirror there! She could see him doing it the entire time lol.
@@EastCoastGal66Mine was too but my parents were divorced. When my dad was discharged from the army, he was a drill sergeant. It showed even when I was a young adult because I remember I got into one argument with him and looking back, I was wrong. I was 19 now and I was still pretty young. It was over something stupid like food too. All he asked me to do was eat what I took. He said take all you want but eat all you take. That's fair. I mean, it's expensive to waste food. Anyway, I thought he was overreacting so I got upset and let me tell you, he got in my face. Like he was screaming an inch from my face. It took my stepmom to get him away from me. I think sometimes he would forget that he wasn't in the army anymore. Speaking of my stepmom, what's sad to find out that we lost her in 2022. Cancer. She suffered quite a bit and she didn't deserve that. She was a better mom to me than my own mom was.
I never stop being floored by how good the acting is. The beard totally disappears and all I see is the characters. Jay might honestly be the best actor I’ve ever seen perform.
Agree, really good!
For real.
Right lol 😂
“Breathe softer” just put me in a trauma coma 😭😭😭
That was my mom. She’d say I can hear you breathe!
😂😂😂
Jay Nedaj NEEDS to be cast on SNL! Beyond talented!!!
I agree 100% would love to see him on SNL. I love Jovan
Yes ❤️👏🏾💯
Yes I agree
Jay needs his own show!
@@memesbyme710 Agree. He's too good for SNL
That flinch when Mama bust the door open😂😂😂
“you wanna count the walls with me, 1”😂😂
What does this mean?
@@rachellskerlec47131:22
@rachellskerlec4713 mom's just mocking him.
so used to it, he counted with her.
Not he's breathing to loud to be on punishment!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣 WAY TOO FUNNY!!! Yes I remember having to wipe down walls as well! Bring back such good memories!!
The way she just like bop bop bop, pulled the door open and his face was like I don’t like you anymore😢😂😂😂
The wiping down the walls like… what am i even cleaning right now?!
No because you can tell when someone hasn’t ever wiped a wall that shit shows 😂😂
Lol with bleach,and soap in a mop bucket 🪣 my dad didn't play he was military
“UH UH NO U ARE ON PUNISHMENT WHY YOU SNEEZING
"Did you go mop the driveway?"
I have never heard that before. Is that a thing?
Yes, it’s a thing, but with a horizontal hard brush broom and bleach. Older retired military who were stationed in Germany in the 1950s and 1969s picked up the habit. Some of those veterans in my neighborhood still do that two or three times a week, but now it’s mostly done by pressure cleaning.
That got me. 🤣
I was like wtf 😂
Cleaning the garden tiles…. I watched my Italian MIL do it and I was flabbergasted… I was like Amy those tiles are OUTSIDE!!!😮😮😮😂😂
"Breathe softer" had me😂😂😂
Watching this on punishment rn… 😭
How? 🤔
@@IStoleYourBreadLmao sneaking on my backup phone 💪🏾
Don’t u have ur electronics taken? Or did u steal them?
Oooppp I’m teellllinnnn 😂😂
@@Arii478 I got secret backups
“Did you mop the driveway?” 😂😂😂😂
yes i did.
😂😊😊
BRO THE WAY THE 'KID' ACTS IS LITERALLY HOW I WOULD BE LIKE WHEN I GOT MAD AT MY PARENTS WHEN I WAS IN TROUBLE.
Same 😂😂
Fr
Same
Right?! It's almost uncanny how ACCURATE the character is to real life!!
"you're in here breathing too loud" 😂😂
Lmao 😂
Bugging us for NO REASONN😭😭😭
@@ellosurs3334🤣😂
😂😂😭😭😭if ur eyes ain’t burning from bleach then the bathroom ain’t clean enuff!!!!😤
Love how he plays multiple characters 😂
Javon a big man when he's behind that closed door. But, when mama comes busting in, he's a mouse. Luv it.
The “wrap up that game” hit me. 😂 They didn't have iPhones but my PS2 was confiscated.
My parents would unplug it mid-game, there was no "wrapping up". 😅😭 I "shoulda thought about 'wrapping up' before I messed up" damn war flashbacks
That mama traumatizes me and gives me flashbacks. 😂
FR that mama was looking for ways to be extra mean on punishment.
Me too! Every time this little boy gets in trouble, just brings back another traumatizing flashback! 😂😂😂
@@lilycollegemythbusters5532 it was the "you breathing too loud" for me 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s pretty a*usive
I DIEDDD when Pam spoke! 🤣🤣
Me too!!!!!😮
2:08 “John bout to pick up this trash.. that you was supposed to have on the curb… FOR TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!”
How many trash days did Javon miss again? Oh how could I forget TWO DAMN WEEKS 😂😂😂
I luv these momma skits they are so funny because remind me of the mothers when we were growing up! They took zero BS! And whooped ass! Lol Keep us laughing and smiling! 😊
This young man is a star. I pray that more good things happen for him.
Extremely talented 💯💫
they be so quick to tell to tell everybody your business 😭😭😭
My nanw still be doing that and im 40😂😂
Omg,the constant snitching on us on the phone to her wack ass friends,i felt that lol i hated all her friends for talking shit about me 😂
That would've pissed me off too lmao 😂😂😂
Ain’t none of their damn business
on a house no less 😅😂
He ain't free to do anything 😂😂
One thing the Mom gonna do is be loud about how you messed up
"Welcome to my mind"........Jay you are gifted! Much luv! :)
Literally watching this as my son is having a soft tantrum and probably flipping me off as I type 😂
Facts!!
What did he do
Love the "uh-oh" through the phone. Someone knew jr was in trouble.
"Are you a little slow...?" 🤣
And they love to constantly brag about how you're own punishment to all their dang friends.
LOL!! This is every mom, lol! My mom was just like this and I did all the same reactions, ha ha ha!!!! I'm 62 now, and this brought back so many memories, LOL!!!!!! I'll tell you, everytime Javon's mom came into the room, I jumped, too! 🤣🤣🤣
We love you so much! You brighten up my days with laughter, and I need that.
This one of my "go-to" videos when I need a laugh! 😊😁😄
I hate when mommas be talking on the phone about you within earshot. It’s like, dang, at least wait until I leave to talk about me! But let them catch you talking to your friends about them and all hell breaks loose!!🤨😂
"If you were sorry you would've done better." well that hit close
My mama isn't black, but I the middle fingers and cussing under his breath brought back SO. MANY. MEMORIES! 😅
He’s not able to do ANYTHING LMFAOO
He can't sneeze! He can't breath. LOL!
Or scratch!
The way he kept jumping every time she opened the door was great.
I thought vacuuming grass was crazy, but mopping a drive way? 😆
Damn… grounded for 2 weeks, no phone, gotta clean the room and ontop of that you gotta clean the bathroom 😂😂😂 if you don’t do something right you gonna be paying for it. Mama chill 😭
that’s accurate 💅🏽
Calm down whity😂
@@dobees8183 I’m Italian no face
I love her friend's voice in the phone!
FACTS!!!....Breathing to loud.🤣🤣😅
She is all tore up about him missing 2 weeks of trash day. 🤣
"Did you mop the driveway?" Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally just got off of punishment and this is hella accurate
Javon is always in trouble with his mama 😂 I laughed so hard watching this video
@1:56 that "Uh Oh" took me out!! 😂😂😂
I’m telling you 😂 “you BETTER breathe softer!” Ain’t no dragons in this house! 🤣
jays videos always light me up he so funnyy 😭😭
edit: tysm for the likes 💗
Jay Nedaj, you should have your own show, be in movies, anything you want to do; everything. You are brilliant. I post your videos to my social media. You are platinum. Keep up the great work!
‘Go ahead and wrap up that game’ ooo he lucky. My mom grabbed that game system so fast and took it out the switch outlet without me saving my game 😢
This made me spit my coffee out…..bad ass JaVon, he is mad at you mama, we was smart and poured bleach in the tank of the toilet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mannnn. I know the pain of losing the game for a while. Take the phone, but not the game 😂😂😂
The way mama gulped when he persuaded her he had done everything this time. And as a sucker for happy endings I thought she was going to let him go to the circus with her. But mama had oooother plannns!!!
Javon gone shake his own wig off😂😂😂😂
When you're on the phone with your friend and they tell you how their child acted up, that "uh-oh" was SO ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I though mama was gonna bust the door down when he said f u mama!!! I was waiting for her to😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!
Wiping the walls took me out! 😂
Poor Javon, he couldn't even scratch! Maybe he has eczema 🤣
This brought back too many memories
This is what ALL moms were like when I was growing up. Jay Nedaj is a genius. I cried with laughter at my own memories, particularly at the point of wiping of the wall when the mom says, "That's right wipe that wall down... you see that little dusty spot right there?" I miss those days! LOL 🤣 I miss my Mom 💕 she'd tear through the house like a tornado with the vaccuum on a Saturday, when you would be trying to sleep in and demand we all get up and help and do chores. Tough love sometimes, but it is how kids learn responsibility so it doesn't take them till age 30 to finally catch on.
There should be more mamas like this! ❤ Kids nowadays do not understand ACCOUNTABILITY! 😂
This way? A*usive and insulting and cruel? Suuuure, that helps.
Uh uh stop scratching ain't no scratching in my house u on punishment" had me dying😂😂
I tried to put my son on punishment and took the TV out of his room and turned off his lights. We both got bored way too quick! LOL! I love whenever momma calls her friend!
The aggressive controller sounds 😭✋🏼
I wonder if you get tired of hearing how talented you are 😭🫶🏾
Its the "Did you mop the driveway for me??"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why are you always so relatable like I feel like you are like a psychic
The wall counting was crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ Hey you in here breathing so loud” was crazy 😂😂😂😂
Literally this whole vid was so funny like the rule for no breathing, scratching or no sneezing was crazy and it’s the fact that he had a wipe the wall😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MOP THE DRIVEWAY, tho! 🤣🤣🤣 #Hollered
😂😂😂 Everybody knew a mom like this growing up
Omg its the "hmm" at 5:45 like saying "I see I'm gone have to find you something to do since you think you done did everything" lmaoooo
He pop locking and dropping the curls on his head the way they’re shaking while mom dig all in his behind with truth. Mom said “you’re in here breathing too loud".😁😬😆😆😀👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
"Aint no sneezing in my house, cause you on punishment" & "aint no scratching in my house....its going to have to itch" is the equivilent of "don't be talking loud in my house, my light bill gonna be sky high" 😂😂😂😂
Man moms always break out a good snack when youre grounded in your room and you always come out and see it.
i dunno why mommas be looking at the ceiling, all the messs is on the floor ma’am, aint nothing up there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looking for cobwebs....😂 I used to have to get that shit with a broom in the high corners of the rooms.
You breathing too loud,and you don't get to scratch, because you on punishment. Too much,but so true. He did everything, and she FOUND something else for him to do...wipe that wall down. Too funny. Jay TOTALLY needs his own show !!!!!
The way he look at mom when she walked into the room 😂😂😂
0:08
the second "FRIDAY?" was amazing, might have to sample that
They ALWAYS go to the walls! I had flashbacks.
4:23 is SO real 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
brooo this is so real. i got my phone taken for 3 weeks for failing my final exam💀💀
Not mop the driveway 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im so glad im a blk mom who has broken the cycle of toxicity. Im their favorite person and I do not treat my kids harshly for simple mistakes. Trauma messes with your memory, ever think treating your kids like shit might be the problem
Preach sis 💯💯💯❤
❤️ 💃🏾 ❤️
Like the saying goes, "Hurt people hurt people."
Totally agree. So a*usive. I’d never treat my kids this way. And they are very obedient and kind. Both grown, use manners, are respectful and responsible and we didn’t treat them this way. Discipline does not have to be rude and insulting and just plain hurtful.
@@dcg590 Right but for some reason, people continously try and frame abuse as discipline. They are very different!
“Breathe softer…” Jay, you’re soooooo fabulous. ❤
I am really eager to know who is Jay's mom or grandma, or inspiration 😊😊😊😊 these videos are hilarious!
Keeping it real for amazing black moms we love them so much
Javon can't do nothing, sneeze scratch , breathe , let's hope he don't fart lol
😂😂😂😂
Javon was beatin tf out dat controller😭
I laughed my ass off the whole 6 minutes and 52 seconds, especially when he was breathin too loud and when he was scratchin'. HAHAHAHAHA
Dang lmao he can’t even itch 😂😂😂
not missing out on the circus!
but seriously, this guy is so talented. I can’t stop watching his channel. 😂🤣
some of these I actually relate to. 🙃
💎💜!!
me watching this as I have my phone taken away 😭😭
OMG!!! The friends voice on the phone!!!😂😂 And the son 🖕🏼momma🖕🏼momma🤣🤣🤣.... He TOOOOOO much!!!!! I am ADDICTED!!!! 😂
"Mhmm, your ass is on punishment. This is what you get."
I have said these words. 😄
He's got time to do those missed assignments from his parent teacher conferences!!
3:00 excuse me on punishment you can’t breathe?!
Not For me at least
LMAO.. my son as a kid would holler, I need toilet paper. He use to say he didn't use it up. I'd scream out. Someone call the Police, someone broke in and stole the toilet paper. I use to say, repeat after me." I AM LAZY!!!" He still remembers
That’s not Even rude like other parents that’s something you can bond with with your son 😂
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