Imagine spending months upon months to craft a beautiful, elicit German chandelier and 90 years later it ends up getting together with a British woman..
That happened to my grandfather, in WW2 my grandfather made a glass chandelier, or Kronleuchter aus Glas, is what he called it ended up with a woman who literally hung masks, like COVID masks, dirty clothes, lights, KN¡V3S, and even more crazy stuff. WE SUED HER FOR £17,000.85 BECAUSE THAT HOW MUCH IT WAS TO MAKE IT 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
My favorite story of someone being attracted to an object is the woman who, and I cannot stress this enough, got married to the Eiffel tower, legally changed her last name to Eiffel. Then they got a divorce and she married some fence, which is such a downgrade.
This woman lives near me. I've seen her yodel in a singing comp at the local pub i worked at. And she was dressed as the statue. To her credit she can yodel!! Im not kidding or joking around or trolling or whatever.
@AngelsVoiceASMR yea she seemed nice, not attention grabbing (I know I'm saying that while also saying she was dressed as the statue but it's true lol), and I liked her singing! Deffo give her a thumbs up 👍
@princesspumpkin4296 LOL 100% agree!! I knee she liked the statue of liberty but I deffo wasn't expecting chandelier sucking when I saw the programme!😂
Thanks to Layze bring us these amazing videos, I now know when I’m on a first date and need an escape plan, I’m just going to use the line, “ I’m sorry I need to go, I’m married to 5 chandeliers….” Leave them confused as hell that they won’t know what to even say! 😹😹😹
What's so funny, wife? It's me, your chandalier husband. I've disguised myself as a human lady because I've been suspicious. It's over between us!! 😤😤😤
Why am I looking for a boyfriend when I have such a beautiful lamp at home? We are going to spent romantic evening by reading a book together. Yay, I'm not single anymore! 😂😂😂
What is sad is there are people like this but I also think they have it easy because what is a chandelier gonna do to you? Lie, cheat, beat or demean you?
What’s the mother of this girl says: I support you honey what she thinks: Jesus Christ why did I get a child that fuck chandeliers I said human not chandeliers
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will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk 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Because you have standards and an attraction to humans (I'm guessing/hoping lol) She's insane. I'm not even being rude to her or other people like her, but there's something seriously unhinged and wrong with their brains. Never settle for a guy, and especially for an object 🤣🤣
I can’t sleep. So I lay here and watch you for like 3 hours while I laugh my ass off and almost die choking on my own laughter over your reactions to… well… everything. But this… chandelier porn… 😂 I’m glad you left your sweet kitty cat out of this particular video. 😂🤣☠️
@bellzsz Very shocking; I had to close my device and take one to two deep breaths while thinking about what the heck I just searched up. I highly do not recommend
Her poor 🐱 must be ripped to shreds, between the torch and those chandelier arms 🫣 But ya got a point, anything is a sex toy is ya brave enough. Ahh I adore you, I have no clue how you showed up on my recommendations (all I watch is true crime) but so happy I clicked on that video.. I have spent the past 3 days bingeing your videos while my back gets better. I even got my man watching you and he doesn’t watch any TH-camrs .. But You are amazing! 🖤🖤🖤
Hi Layze! I recently discovered your channel, and I really wanna say you brighten my days 😂 love your humor, keep up the good work! Greetings from Germany 🎉
...... This video just raised my standards to a whole new level. If you're not tryna be obsessed with me like Amanda Liberty and her chandeliers why are you even breathing in my direction???
5:09 Thinking the person featured in a statue is hot is one thing, liking the PHYSICAL, HEAVY, CONCRETE *PIECE OF ROCK* IT WAS BUILT OUT OF is another thing entirely
Layze, we all appreciate u so much, we thank u for everything that u do for us, and your content is reezy ( the best ) I hope u the best + for u to succeed, ur unarguably my favorite youtuber ever! I wish that u have a good day!
30K more subscribers in the last few months! 🙌🏻 Congrats!! I’m living in a crisis center atm and your videos are part of just a few things that keep me going!
You’re legitimately my favorite TH-camr. I only discovered you this year but was instantly hooked! You make me laugh more than any other channel. Okay I’m done complimenting you I feel like a weirdo 😂 ok but fr you deserve all the success and happiness. Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll be rich 🤑 one day 🎉😊
You gotta check out the person attracted to carnival rides! There's actually a few messed up ones 🥺 I think there was one attracted to Bama stairs in she was actually bad from going to a few buildings! She did dirty things to them in public! We need an update! Arw they still married? I bet she cheated with a tiffany table lamp!
When she said she was probably going to invite “a few friends” to the wedding, I wondered if she meant human friends? Or did she mean her toilet bowl and a sippy cup?
@@ShawtyShmackin no I saw a video with the woman. She was kissing and rubbing her body on the bridge. I think she also had a "wedding" with it. Fucking weirdos
This takes “I’m gonna swing from the chandelier” on a whole new level.
“I’m gonna fly like a bird through the night”
Swinging it up her a-
😂😂😂😂
A true swinger....
😂😂🤣
She is the "light" of her life!!!💡
This joke is probably gonna get made at me if I ever got a partner
LOLLLLL
Lmao
Oh my gosh. 🤦♀️😂
That joke was made in the video at ab 1:45 dont act like this is og
Imagine spending months upon months to craft a beautiful, elicit German chandelier and 90 years later it ends up getting together with a British woman..
Lmao
Yeah I'm coming back to life and taking it back I won't allow some freak just kiss my chandelier😒
Crumpets tea and that sweet sweet chandelierussy
At least nobody is gonna love it more-
That happened to my grandfather, in WW2 my grandfather made a glass chandelier, or Kronleuchter aus Glas, is what he called it ended up with a woman who literally hung masks, like COVID masks, dirty clothes, lights, KN¡V3S, and even more crazy stuff. WE SUED HER FOR £17,000.85 BECAUSE THAT HOW MUCH IT WAS TO MAKE IT 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
My favorite story of someone being attracted to an object is the woman who, and I cannot stress this enough, got married to the Eiffel tower, legally changed her last name to Eiffel. Then they got a divorce and she married some fence, which is such a downgrade.
This is the funniest thing I've read all week
LOL
Shouldn't her last name have been Tower instead? 😅
@@ladykupo Yeah, you'd think. But no.
BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
I'm getting tired of mental illness being treated like a kink.
Thank you someone understands the importance of mental health
Frrr
People can't tell the difference between kinks and straight up paraphilia!!
In these type of cases it is going to be since she basically sucked the chandeliers 'Dick' in the beginning
REAL
This woman lives near me. I've seen her yodel in a singing comp at the local pub i worked at.
And she was dressed as the statue. To her credit she can yodel!!
Im not kidding or joking around or trolling or whatever.
Lmao that is hilariously awesome. 😂
She seems totally okay in public and on TV!!! Wow thank you for telling us this gem!!!😮
@AngelsVoiceASMR yea she seemed nice, not attention grabbing (I know I'm saying that while also saying she was dressed as the statue but it's true lol), and I liked her singing! Deffo give her a thumbs up 👍
@princesspumpkin4296 yep! We knew her as the either the yodelling lady or the statue lady, then I saw her on her show lol
@princesspumpkin4296 LOL 100% agree!! I knee she liked the statue of liberty but I deffo wasn't expecting chandelier sucking when I saw the programme!😂
If she's a swinger, she's actually swinging with the chandeliers😭 sia would be proud...
LOLOLOL
Mhm..
💀 ew wtf-😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
More like Sia would be considered deleting her own song😭
@@aikaruto9768 damn 😭😭
Thanks to Layze bring us these amazing videos, I now know when I’m on a first date and need an escape plan, I’m just going to use the line, “ I’m sorry I need to go, I’m married to 5 chandeliers….” Leave them confused as hell that they won’t know what to even say! 😹😹😹
It's would be a great idea. They'd think you're crazy and leave you alone 😂
Fantastic idea, I love it! 😄
Thanks layze
What's so funny, wife? It's me, your chandalier husband. I've disguised myself as a human lady because I've been suspicious. It's over between us!! 😤😤😤
😂😂😂
The way he started twerkin in his chair had me DEAD 😭
layze never fails to make me laugh
im currently struggling with depression and Layze juat makes me happier
Why am I looking for a boyfriend when I have such a beautiful lamp at home?
We are going to spent romantic evening by reading a book together. Yay, I'm not single anymore! 😂😂😂
😂😂 one of the best comments 💀😂
I’m so happy for you!! 😂
Congratulations! We’re happy for you 😅
@@Dollys_housekeeping Thank you! I have so much light in my life now 🙏😅
@@kristynastaflova8646Your sense of humor is a gift that keeps on giving.😂
How sad
Even a chandelier has better love life than me 💀
Lol 😂
💀💀💀💀nah….
Bro f
Nah I bet this isn’t consensual… so therefore I guess everyone can get sa-ed? Can’t really be described as a love life! 👁️👄👁️
😂
This makes me think twice before buying an antique lol
I have 2 antique cars, I am scared now
7:34 The way the voice over is not serious abt this and is even adding more spice to the thing got me
Interviewer: " ...and Amanda decided to follow her dreams."
Layze: "why?"
What is sad is there are people like this but I also think they have it easy because what is a chandelier gonna do to you? Lie, cheat, beat or demean you?
our girl is never getting cheated on 🙅
There was a guy that was in love with his car. He even had sex with it. Ultimate cringe.
@@rosiered3403very strange
She'll never get cheated on... But she'll also never be told she's loved.
Not until it falls
Bless her, she's definitely "not like other girls"...
Literally not like other girls..
💀💀💀
Fr if she has siblings they would probably be like “mom! Amanda is licking the Jesus statue again!”
What’s the mother of this girl says: I support you honey what she thinks: Jesus Christ why did I get a child that fuck chandeliers I said human not chandeliers
@@spencermarshall3734 FR
Your family members must laugh nonstop around you! 😂
❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
4:08 she f🐤 the statue of liberty?!😰
Got me rolling on the floor💀😭
when I saw this comment I was like WAT DA HELL 👁️👄👁️
That part hit me like a bullet train💀
7:09 "Would you mind hooking me up?"
Ad starts : "right now at papa murphys"
😂
I think that's your que 😂
This just brightened my day 😂 Thank you so much for making me laugh. Never stop making content!
"Brightened" your day
@@yummurdermy exact thought.
Not me bing watching his vids the whole day
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will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with my family in my class I am a free free country from kindergarten to school shopping for kids to be so happy for me they all are Okay I will talk later on the candy and I love it all I have for my mom to do it for all the sims games I love and you play with my family in my class with 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@@yummurderthat's what he/she/them said?
Thank you again for making these, it really does lift my depression and make me laugh.
Perfect wedding song? “You light up my life”.
No, the perfect wedding song is chandelier 🥲
1:56 you're face 😂🤣🤣
3:28 STOP THE FACT YOU PUT UR FEET AND ASS UP IN THE AIR 😭😭😭
Free Only Fans content 😭
“SHE FORKED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY” 🗽
😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if she worked in a lighting store?!
She would spend all day at work making out with the chandeliers.
Nahhh💀
She’d be cheating on her wife lmao
I don’t wanna imagine
Omg u didn't have say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 coz now am worried for the lights
I can't even get a boyfriend, and this woman has chandeliers she is engaged to... wtf
Because you have standards and an attraction to humans (I'm guessing/hoping lol)
She's insane. I'm not even being rude to her or other people like her, but there's something seriously unhinged and wrong with their brains.
Never settle for a guy, and especially for an object 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL, we’re all struggling
@Snowflake_fairy01 I almost wrote an essay before I saw the ( jk) 😅
She also has a harem of 50 chandeliers.
I can’t sleep. So I lay here and watch you for like 3 hours while I laugh my ass off and almost die choking on my own laughter over your reactions to… well… everything. But this… chandelier porn… 😂 I’m glad you left your sweet kitty cat out of this particular video. 😂🤣☠️
6:33 don't call me out like that💀
💀
It's 3am in Indonesia and here I am laughing so hard by binge watching your videos! You're so funny, you deserve to be seen by more people 😂
Completely agree!!!
yeay, fellow Indonesia enjoying Layze 😂😂😂
@@whoisqay oh, hello sister! Glad to see you here 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Yoooo 👋
hadirrr 😂
Thank you Layze for the laughs 😂😂 Some topics are disturbing but you make it easier to laugh at 😂
Cheating on the Statue of Liberty with a mere chandelier how dare she
that chandelier has a more successful love life than me
awkwardly finds a comment that is almost the exact same as mine but from 4 months ago
My curiosity was killing me so I also searched up chandelier corn
I haven't laughed so hard in months
tempted
I also searched it up but I was literally traumatized, still crying on the inside
@bellzsz Very shocking; I had to close my device and take one to two deep breaths while thinking about what the heck I just searched up. I highly do not recommend
i shoulda stayed curious i also searched it up 😰😰
@@ineedalife81 All I saw was bdsm, girls tied up like chandeliers or tied to them. No penis ones, sadly.
Her poor 🐱 must be ripped to shreds, between the torch and those chandelier arms 🫣
But ya got a point, anything is a sex toy is ya brave enough.
Ahh I adore you, I have no clue how you showed up on my recommendations (all I watch is true crime) but so happy I clicked on that video.. I have spent the past 3 days bingeing your videos while my back gets better. I even got my man watching you and he doesn’t watch any TH-camrs .. But You are amazing! 🖤🖤🖤
🤭
Helppp what the faaauck
This is how she swipes them specks of dust
@@sylwialesniak4335 omfg 😂😂😂💀
Hey Layze you're a natural born entertainer 💯💯💯This video was a real treat,love your graphics and gorgeous wig. You find the strangest people...
I love how weird his finds are for content! Unique yet not so out of the sphere that you can't relate to it. A great balance.
0:44 the beginning tho 😂😂😂😂😂
Fr fr
😅😅😅 humans!? I'm going home
She felt the positive energy because she opened the lights ☺️❤️
Hi Layze! I recently discovered your channel, and I really wanna say you brighten my days 😂 love your humor, keep up the good work! Greetings from Germany 🎉
81k subs 🥳 happy to see your channel growth! Been watching awhile and you’re super hilarious you deserve it
It's been growing quickly the last few weeks.
I'm honestly shocked it's not more! 6
@@sarahh2072 Right?! He should have well over 100K.
82.2k 13h later! I'm so happy for him
Ive been here since less than 10k I think😿❤
I feel uncomfortable.
Same
Same😨😞😟😓😢🔞
Same😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😊
i think everyone is 😭
Me too
7:54 OK OK
It IS a REALLY nice chandelier
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WANNA SHOVE IT UP MY…
THAT'S DOWN BAAAADDDDD 😭😭😭
Seriousl lmao 😂
0:37 BYE LITERALLY THOUGH SOME PEOPLE CAN'T STFU LMAOO
...... This video just raised my standards to a whole new level. If you're not tryna be obsessed with me like Amanda Liberty and her chandeliers why are you even breathing in my direction???
Thank you for the laughs!!! I really needed them!!! 💜🌏🙏
5:09 Thinking the person featured in a statue is hot is one thing, liking the PHYSICAL, HEAVY, CONCRETE *PIECE OF ROCK* IT WAS BUILT OUT OF is another thing entirely
Fact:The Statue of Liberty is made from copper.
This was my first Lazye video I’ve ever watched. It was also the best video I’ve ever clicked on.
3:47 nah the cut off got me😂
Layze, we all appreciate u so much, we thank u for everything that u do for us, and your content is reezy ( the best ) I hope u the best + for u to succeed, ur unarguably my favorite youtuber ever! I wish that u have a good day!
30K more subscribers in the last few months! 🙌🏻 Congrats!! I’m living in a crisis center atm and your videos are part of just a few things that keep me going!
Is there anything more iconic than the black wig? So classsy ❤
She is so lonely and that she hasn’t felt love… SO SHE ABUSES CHANDLERS … poor chandeliers
3:34 HELP LAYZE😭😭😭
New to your channel and now im obsessed. Your hilarious bro 😂 you make my stressful days a little brighter 🎉
Just found this channel. Thank you for making me laugh so hard! My boyfriend passed away recently and I need this distraction ❤
I'm so sorry for your loss, he is up in heaven and looking down on u right now ❤
I'm so sorry for your loss
I’m so sorry for your loss❤❤
I’m sorry for your loss 🙏🏻💙
Skibidi auto pilot 🎉🎉❤❤
You absolutely kill me I laugh so hard it honestly makes my entire day
12:33 😂😂 the disgust and disbelief of it all 💡
3:16 WAIT EVEN WITH THIS CENSORED I SWEAR I'VE SEEN AND SAVED THAT PP SHAPED CHANDELIER BEFORE LOL
Thank you love ya❤ I really needed this😢
I just love how your videos make me laugh no matter how im feeling. I literally cant hold in my laughter...thank you
MEEE TOOO
Layze, Ive literally just found your channel like a week ago and you're the funniest person ever, keep making vids!!
1like = I will study one hour
6 hours dude
7
10 hours better get studying
20 hrs
28 hrs
9:08 I was just waiting for him to sing 🎶 I want to swing from the chandelier, from the chandelierrrr 🎶 😂
“Light therapy” takes on a whole new meaning. 😂 now i gotta do some in’cock’nido searches too
4:00 “But Amanda ignored the nay sayers and followed her heart!
Layze: “why..”
You’re legitimately my favorite TH-camr. I only discovered you this year but was instantly hooked! You make me laugh more than any other channel. Okay I’m done complimenting you I feel like a weirdo 😂 ok but fr you deserve all the success and happiness. Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll be rich 🤑 one day 🎉😊
0:28 OOP GIRL ROASTED HIM
8:46
*LUMIER!* FREE MAH BOY *LUMIER😭!!!* HE'S BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THIS *DESPICABLE WOMAN!!!*
😂
I feel bad for the chandelier. It looks like a nice chandelier. Can you imagine owning a chandelier after this lady, not knowing their history?
Omg 🤢🤮
EW 🤢🤮
I cannot cope with all your reactions 😂 and forever love your skits of their life, def more entertaining than the reality
This channel cures my depression
The chandelier is quite gorgeous 😍
2:24 YO WTF💀😭
You gotta check out the person attracted to carnival rides! There's actually a few messed up ones 🥺 I think there was one attracted to Bama stairs in she was actually bad from going to a few buildings! She did dirty things to them in public! We need an update! Arw they still married? I bet she cheated with a tiffany table lamp!
What are bama stairs?
Do you mean bannisters
@@Sunshineattacks3 I don't know it was supposed to say banisters! I'm so dumb I've made my phone dumb too!
@@Bottemlessdrunk oh, I thought it was a typo, but I couldn’t figure it out. Thanks.! 😂
@@Bottemlessdrunk"I've made my phone dumb too" 😂😂 Ive never agreed with a statement more, haha. I may need to steal this. 😅
I pity those chandeliers💀💀💀💀
Imagine going with this lady to a museum palace 😂👀
You are sooo funny sooo underrated ! Hope your channel gets there where it belongs 💯💥
2:26 i love the chandelier up there watching as a literal chandelier gets married
Layze!!! It been two months now I think is time for your Alabama Monday series!😊
Yes yes yes….
That’s what she said
i am enjoying every single day where i dont have to make an Alabama Monday video
@@Layzeyour time of enjoyment is over, get to work slave boy
@@Layze make Alabama Mondays NOW Layze😡
@@Layze C’MON POOKIE, ALABAMA MODAYS!!!
She took personification and metaphors to the next level lol 😂
As my friend once said, “Boys are like fake lashes, you don’t look good with just one.”
NAHHHHHHH
Is there more to this?
“Do they just put it up?” LOLL
love your content. it’s a great way to wind down from my day!!!!
Unfortunately the chandelier is not attracted to her. She’s a chandelier predator.
Lol so glad im helping with your therapy!!! I need some too after this 🤣🤣💜
4:07 " i bet you can't clone me Coby 😜"
😂😂😂😂😂the thumbnail
Hii! I’m a fan!
Hiiiiiii
the end slays
“OMG it’s broken” and he started stomping on it got me rolling on the floor
When she said she was probably going to invite “a few friends” to the wedding, I wondered if she meant human friends? Or did she mean her toilet bowl and a sippy cup?
😂
Lmao her drum set will stop the wedding like “ ba bum I was her f first love!”
She's in love with the " light of her life " lol !!!
The start got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
11:05 OH MY FCKING GOD MY LIGHT SENSOR LIGHTS JUST TURNED OFF WHEN THE EXACT MOMENT HE SAID THAT 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😃😃
There is a woman who is in love with the Golden Gate Bridge 😂
Youre kidding, right?😂💀
@@ShawtyShmackin no I saw a video with the woman. She was kissing and rubbing her body on the bridge. I think she also had a "wedding" with it. Fucking weirdos
Love your videos Dario💖 Hope you're doing well!!
What's his full name?
Hahahahaha when he discovered the chandelier p0rn is real 😂😂😂😂 poor Layze he's traumatized!
XD THE WAY LAYZE WAS STRUGGLING TO READ-
5:01 BFDI SPOTTED
Frrrr
TEARDROP
TEARDROP WITH NO LIMBS BRUHU U UU
YES
WAS GONNA SAY THAT NO WAYYYY
This man deserves more subscribers!
No one does it quite like that chandelier does!