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    It's the Christmas sequel most people say doesn't deliver, but let's see if there's any laughs that unintentionally come from this. The Nostalgia Critic reviews Disney's Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
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    The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is a 2006 American Christmas fantasy comedy adventure film directed by Michael Lembeck. It is the third and final film in the Santa Clause film series following The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. The film stars Tim Allen returning as Scott Calvin/Santa Claus and Martin Short as Jack Frost.
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  • @RyuichiNoGekido
    @RyuichiNoGekido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    I’m just grateful the baby didn’t CGI wink at the camera.

    • @cttnxgacha2543
      @cttnxgacha2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We don't speak of that movie

    • @HiioNcArBoN
      @HiioNcArBoN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what is this a reference to?

    • @SniperJoeLieutenant
      @SniperJoeLieutenant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@HiioNcArBoN We don't speak its name, but let's just say it's a instructional video for the antichrist.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s how it steals your soul.

    • @skelebrowhovian6817
      @skelebrowhovian6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@HiioNcArBoN The sequel to one of the most popular Jim Carrey movies.

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "The Escape Clause"
    If Tim Allen can't escape this movie then what chance do we mere mortals have

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thankfully this movie was the end of the series. un like toy story where IT SHOULDVE ENDED WITH THE 3 MOVIE!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim Allen and Martin Short gets some serious $$$$$ for Christmas.

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100%

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're not bound by contract. I'm pretty sure our odds are good.

    • @mongolifepawn842
      @mongolifepawn842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Good thing Jack gets a redemption arc in rise of the guardians.

    • @raisou9750
      @raisou9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      kevin aaand million fangirls, duh.

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      All fangirls

    • @AngryCerealMilk
      @AngryCerealMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@raisou9750 and Elsa as a girlfriend, according to some

    • @booksnob96
      @booksnob96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rise of the Guardians Jack is my favorite Jack Frost

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wasn't that that film about the owls?

  • @TubeRudeYou
    @TubeRudeYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Seems like everyone in this movie wished their contract had an Escape Clause.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brendans comments is 666, I would have answered there but it would be 667.

    • @Channel-dy4vm
      @Channel-dy4vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t blame them

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh, it seems to me the difference between Jack and Alan running Christmas, is bout as different as Trotsky and Stalin running the Soviet Union

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martin Short (Jack Frost) has made jokes to that effect, and yet he’s the only one who looks like they’re having a good time. That guy is such a little firecracker no matter the shit he’s given to work with.

  • @C24U_
    @C24U_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Is anyone weirded out how there is absolutely no mention on how when they had a chance to save the life of the original Santa that died in the accident they not only kill him once, but twice?

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He broke his neck

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@blufox9000 But that was because he fell off the roof because they yelled at him which startling him and caused him to slip right?

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      If I was brought back in time right before the assassination of JFK, would I stop it? No, because there is no telling how much changing the death of ANYONE could impact the future. Butterfly affect and shit. Just play it safe, everyone who died in the past should remain dead. Anyways, I just put more thought into that scene than the writers of this pile of yellow snow did.

    • @blufox9000
      @blufox9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@C24U_ so what is the solution then? They are silent whilst fighting? The guy dies no matter what they're doing

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He was two weeks from retirement anyways

  • @samuelcarter4244
    @samuelcarter4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "What madman designed that fireplace?"
    "You approach the Shivering Isles. Through the door behind me lies the realm of Sheogorath, Prince of Madness, Lord of the Never-There."

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing! It reminds me so much of the door to the shivering isles. What a great DLC for a fun game

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Welcome.... To the deceptivly derranged mind, of the emperor, Pleagius, The Third!!!!"

    • @kevincall170
      @kevincall170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "CHEESE"

    • @TriniKnight01
      @TriniKnight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jared Jams The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You can't see me....you can't see me.... neither can he...no one can see me"

  • @Detroit_Dawg
    @Detroit_Dawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Malcolm: "Did you just use 'Majesty' in describing your work?"
    LMAO Oh man, I felt that burn! Its like he was holding that one in for a while! XD

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Remember kids, lampshading your problem totally absolves you of all criticism involving you still doing the thing you lampshaded."

  • @princesskingforever
    @princesskingforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "For god sakes you're not running for Mister Rogers." I need that on a shirt

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We definitely need that on a shirt! I am not saying it will solve world hunger, but that shirt will solve world hunger.

    • @melodyrichardson5051
      @melodyrichardson5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That line was classic.

    • @Goremaid
      @Goremaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love Devil Boner, and that's a really comforting line

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same energy as "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?"

    • @wcasey1981
      @wcasey1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so using that line on my wife when she gets stressed out over Christmas. THANKS!!!!!

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Father in-law Christmas" actually sounds like a sitcom that I would watch.

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just thinking that! 🤩 (I just saw this movie tonight)

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd fund real money for that to be a thing. 😃

    • @soososowosoosowownewso1212
      @soososowosoosowownewso1212 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Should’ve ended with “Shut that door!””

    • @MansLaughter365
      @MansLaughter365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Brown Door

    • @robertparkhurst4034
      @robertparkhurst4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MansLaughter That is a LOVELY Brown Door

    • @MansLaughter365
      @MansLaughter365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robertparkhurst4034 Full of whimsy and brown!! 😃😁

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mostmelon 😂yep

  • @sethhowell3067
    @sethhowell3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Best line of the movie
    “Dude, chill”
    “I INVENTED CHILLED!”

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The only best line in the movie.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 no shit Sherlock

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly I always enjoyed this movie just for Martin Short's performance, lines like this I can hear in my head after reading them. Even as a kid I found the plot about Santa being overworked and the in-laws coming to visit boring and awkward, but there's something about Martin Short as Jack Frost that is ridiculously fun to watch. Maybe it's because he's the only one in the movie who seems like he's enjoying himself, like watch his song-and-dance routine as Santa, he's clearly having a ball.

    • @themovieguru1094
      @themovieguru1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chuckbatman5 Too bad Martin Short was nominated for a Razzie for his performance. Along with Tim Allen. :( I thought Martin Short as Jack Frost looked like he was having some enjoyment.

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chuckbatman5 Honestly, while the film definitely has major flaws-like the whole escape clause thing could've been written much better to not seem so silly or tossed in, and Martin Short as Jack Frost was a way, way better villain by a long shot than "rubber santa" who was just annoying and his soldier army made no sense even in a family crazy christmas movie. I wish it had been recieved better and we'd gotten a prequel about the Jack Frost character in all honesty. Also, Curtis is way less annoying 3 than in 2, good god.

  • @i-love-my-cat-milo9
    @i-love-my-cat-milo9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "HOW DARE YOU WALK BETTER THAN ME!"
    *Naruto runs*

    • @theamazingmaymay123
      @theamazingmaymay123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Legit my favorite part, the look on her face is priceless

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First thing I thought, "Did kim possible just do a naruto run?"

    • @darkdragoness98
      @darkdragoness98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the naruto run is actually pretty useful to go against drafts. someone tried it out and posted a video about it

  • @colinlebold7605
    @colinlebold7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "Why does everyone in Canada look like a hostage?"
    Oh, sorry, those are Sens fans, that's a common mistake.

    • @TheDeeLuxExperience
      @TheDeeLuxExperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some of them are leafs fans, depending what area you come from

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a non-Canadian and non-NHL fan, fill me in on the joke pls.

    • @AlexTenThousand
      @AlexTenThousand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@swampskald2462 Oh, they shot themselves in the foot, got it.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ottawa, the city that fun forgot

    • @ErikZarins
      @ErikZarins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
      FUCK THE SENS

  • @PTMWontDie2
    @PTMWontDie2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Are we gonna ignore the fact Santa’s new baby at the end was named “Buddy”?

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

    • @weebnerd578
      @weebnerd578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait it was named buddy 😲

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@weebnerd578 after his grandpa who was named Buddy...yes.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PTMWontDie2 wow😅

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Santa buddies? The dog movie? Loooool

  • @jackaylward-williams9064
    @jackaylward-williams9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Is no one else going to comment on this movie "thawing a frozen heart" 7 years before Frozen?

    • @ashtonkimball5243
      @ashtonkimball5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey, both are made by Disney

    • @nimblehealer199
      @nimblehealer199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just...... Let it Go!

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And also not by romantic love.

    • @stephaniegraham5601
      @stephaniegraham5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      With "warm hugs" too lol

    • @tannisarmaroah6919
      @tannisarmaroah6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      frozen never had a single fucking original thing in it and people need to fucking realize that.

  • @TheBlogger
    @TheBlogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "I heard a woman scream!" Best line in the whole review.

    • @rustyshackleford7265
      @rustyshackleford7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was doug. Shrieking like a raped goat as usual

  • @anthonyoliva7191
    @anthonyoliva7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Every other TH-camr: *Lets play Raid: Shadow Legends!*
    Nostalgia Critic: *Stamps.*

  • @shi444
    @shi444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    The only one and true Christmas message is...
    shut that door!

    • @MichaelSandwich01
      @MichaelSandwich01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No, the real Christmas message is
      BROWN DOOR

    • @randomnerd3402
      @randomnerd3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or..
      A PANTRY DOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You always win when your good

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      shi444 and put that thing back where it came from! So help me, so help me! End scene.

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kono Dio Da I was about to say that! 😂

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ideas used to make Frozen:
    "Hello my name is Jack Frost and I like warm hugs."
    "Love melts a frozen heart."

    • @JinxSanity
      @JinxSanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or how about we make a sequel to ROTG instead so Jack Frost can finally stand as his own original character rather than be Elsa's bitch?

    • @richconsparartbro4971
      @richconsparartbro4971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DreamWorks and Disney own jack frost

  • @robpagenkopf5829
    @robpagenkopf5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Joke in The Santa Clause: “We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shotguns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women.”
    Joke in The Santa Clause 3: I honestly can’t think of one.
    The original is a PG-rated, playfully cynical film that properly counterbalances its Disney brand sweetness. It creates a good dichotomy that makes the emotional moments impactful rather than cheesy.
    The sequels are G-rated sugar-fests filled with overacting and an overreliance on cutesiness. Just the fact that they gave the reindeer bigger eyes and a silly gibberish style of talking shows how saccharine the sequels are compared to the original.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the second one would probably be right at home if there was a Hallmark channel for men

    • @thecataking6933
      @thecataking6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The joke in the third one is that Jack Frost murders a girl’s parents in front of her and traps her in a room with their frozen bodies

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I still like the second film. It’s just the third one I don’t like.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only actor I can tolerate overacting from is Jim Carey he is the only actor that constantly gets away with it!

    • @Ghost26968
      @Ghost26968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "IT FELT LIKE AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!"

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    child: "why don't you just chill?"
    jack frost: yells "I've invented chill!!"
    child: cries "mommy!"
    this is my favorite line in the whole movie

  • @danielcampion251
    @danielcampion251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Did you just use majesty when describing your work?" -Black Willy Wonka.

  • @CractusJohn
    @CractusJohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I love Jack Frost in this movie soooo much, he’s so hilariously terrible. I really wish you included his “I INVENTED CHILL!!” line

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jack frost used to be my favorite part of this flick

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why did I read this as "I invented chili!"?

    • @Millage721
      @Millage721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @AllyKat29 I still read it as "I invented chilli", it's stuck in my head now, for all of eternity.

    • @scargastondisneymovies1805
      @scargastondisneymovies1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love Jack Frost 🥶 🎅

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I prefer Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost over Martin Short Jack Frost

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    NC:”if at 1st You Don’t Succeed,Sut up,Shut up,Shut up,Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    me:we Need That on a Ugly Christmas Sweater

  • @amorfm4071
    @amorfm4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Critic still has PTSD from the Cat in The Hat that he called Kurtis Conrad.

  • @ClumsyReaper
    @ClumsyReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Arthur Christmas managed to do a similar thing with Santa as the “parent who works too much to see what’s important” and not only did it good, but did it uniquely as well, in a way that fit a Santa character instead of just having Santa pasted over the typical overworked parent.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In Arthur Christmas it’s shown Malcolm wasn’t always like that he just grew kinda obsessive over the years and kept trying to make excuses why he needed to keep working a job he clearly wasn’t cut out for anymore

    • @JacobHess1138
      @JacobHess1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In other words: Arthur Christmas is what Santa Clause 3 should have been.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacob Hess
      Yes.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob Hess true

    • @luigipowdemo6458
      @luigipowdemo6458 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Has Critic done a review of Arthur Christmas?

  • @josiahosborne5596
    @josiahosborne5596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “You’ve worked hard enough”. How do these always bring tears to my eyes and Christmas Spirit to my heart every. Single. Time. Thank you, Channel Awesome. Thank you, Nostalgia Critic. And Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

  • @Sorcerer-SMC
    @Sorcerer-SMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I really love how in the beginning, Hyper Fangirl and Black Willy Wonka were the ones settling up the holiday party instead of the usual chart fellas

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's check the charts.

    • @Lopez03Eduardo.
      @Lopez03Eduardo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But the chart says

    • @aldrinflores4531
      @aldrinflores4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eduardo Lopez 3 SCREW THE CHARTS

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, people don't just skip the skits?

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 the fuck? the skits are the best part, tamara and malcolm are awesome as hell

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Sucks that they acted like Bernard *didn’t* exist in this film 🎞.

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Avery Merrick I always wondered about that, I mean could the elves have murdered him?

    • @dakotahmays1437
      @dakotahmays1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well he did look pretty old for an elf and what happens when you get really old?

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right?

    • @edwardtjbrown1979
      @edwardtjbrown1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      the actor was fired in a wild GAY sex scandal. It shocked the foundations of Hollywood.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He would probably be the one to be there for Santa.

  • @TheAtemAndrew
    @TheAtemAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I like how nobody seems to react that both times the snowglobe takes them back, the entire timeline hinges on them 'accidentally' murdering the original santa.

  • @5192aaron
    @5192aaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Did we gloss over the fact that Santa Clause 2 had Toy Santa as child friendly Hitler?
    Rewatch the film. Tell me I'm wrong.

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gas the elves

    • @matthewhecht9257
      @matthewhecht9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was Stalin

    • @nileriver4717
      @nileriver4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I say it was more stalin with the black outfit with red logo

    • @JGGR89
      @JGGR89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're wrong.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Child Friendly Adolf Hitler The Toy Santa was clearly a Child Friendly Joseph Stalin

  • @everittprice421
    @everittprice421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Nostalgia critic version: Grinch vs Grinch vs Grinch

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      easy win for the original with karloff

    • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
      @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SgtScorpious an instant win for the original and Boris Carloff and his awesome voice.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GrinchOnGrinchOnGrinchOnGrinch

    • @animationnerd2748
      @animationnerd2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be awesome 😎

  • @Zichoria
    @Zichoria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    34:54 "You worked hard enough. Enjoy your time off; you deserve it. We all deserve it." Hit me in the feels so hard. Thanks, man.

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    “Disturbing pause zone” is what is called a “silent moment” to let you laugh
    But it’s not funny

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      so a laugh track, but without the laugh track

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rok Kralj Koleša *YOU GOT IT SISTER*

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EhlistarsWrath DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!

    • @EhlistarsWrath
      @EhlistarsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rok Kralj Koleša you ruined it

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EhlistarsWrath I'm starting to think that that sentence describes me a little too well

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Ok the in laws not noticing how the “Canadians” looked weird I can kinda understand but how the hell did they not get suspicious the second they saw Jack Frost the guy has icicles literally growing off of him

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's cold in Canada.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not liquid nitrogen cold

    • @BardicLiving
      @BardicLiving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mrcritical6751 True that's Russia.

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are you talking about Jack Frost looks like a typical Canadian

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheLegonaut I don’t remember ever seeing icicles hanging off of Ryan Reynolds

  • @Anonymous551656
    @Anonymous551656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "ADULT NEEDED"
    "I *am* an adult!" (Credit: TeamFourStar)

    • @alexcaruso8766
      @alexcaruso8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Martin Shorts favorite scene in the film NO doubt.

  • @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy
    @Nerd_Gamer_Buddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    i like when a kid says to jack frost "you need to chill" and hes all "ive invented chill!" then the kid is like "mommy!" crying to her mom

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    13:59
    *Naruto running whiny live-action Kim Possible*
    I'm scared...

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She has too much power now.....

  • @Bartman954
    @Bartman954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Holy shit, was that Michael Dorn?
    Surprised he didn't protest that he wasn't a merry man

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bartman954
      Wait, Michael Dorn? As in Worf The Klingon and the voice of various cartoon characters?! *faints*

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Guy from Gabriel Knight ??!
      ... and Star Trek?

  • @donaldderrickii5405
    @donaldderrickii5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Malcolm is a treasure! That line read on "he has my sympathies" was amazing

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I wouldn't lie about his chances, he has my sympathies." Was also one of my favorite lines

    • @deadcool3227
      @deadcool3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are you talking about that was Black Willy Wonka, I didn't see Malcolm anywhere, I did see Chart Guy #2 and Bill, but not Benny or The Devil for some reason.

    • @Stormkrow280
      @Stormkrow280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alien refrence

  • @themetalmaniac7811
    @themetalmaniac7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    sleep is for the bread: nostalgia critic 2019.

  • @svetlanamoon7026
    @svetlanamoon7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    13:59 Kim Possible doing the Naruto run filled a void in my soul... that or else it made one. I can't tell which it is.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kim Possible so adorkable

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:57 That moment you realize that elf was Little Rock in Zombieland 🤯
    7:00 The moment you realize Lana was Mother Nature 😱

  • @TheCannon69
    @TheCannon69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Every year I make a heartfelt Christmas review
    Doug a few years ago: makes heavy metal song about Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean not the weirdest thing hes done on christmas

    • @gamecrusade4783
      @gamecrusade4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the Cannon I play that song every Christmas, nothing puts me in the spirit like it lol

    • @fry4guy421
      @fry4guy421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@trainman5675 true. He once dystroyed a whole universe that loved Christmas more than him/kill a pregnant alien.

    • @Trevornator
      @Trevornator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think what Doug means is the last episode before Christmas is usually heartfelt, and the first christmas special every year is usually the craziest...such as the heavy metal christmas song one lol

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Trevornator Like either last year or the year before where he reviewed Nutcracker in 3D and when he reviewed The Christmas Tree to give a heartfelt message

  • @zenmanlovesgames9906
    @zenmanlovesgames9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    ‘You worked hard enough, enjoy your time off, you deserve it, we all deserve it,’ ~ Nostalgia Critic 2019
    You don’t need to always have a message, but damn, I really needed this one this year. I’m heading home to see my family. Merry Christmas Doug, and thanks so much.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cringe.

  • @MadHatter42
    @MadHatter42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That was actually really nice. So often Doug has to hammer the message in with a big speech. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t. But it’s good to see that a strong message can also be delivered with a simple line and some clips of people just having a good time.
    Merry Christmas, y’all.

  • @sickboy7104
    @sickboy7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Let's just try to remember: Sleep deprivation is no laughing matter.

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we should all remember that this is not comedic in any way and anyone who would dare laugh at this has a iq that is very low and should not be regarded with any respect at all because they laugh at things that should be not laughed at in any matter as a person with a very high iq I see that this is depraved of comedy in every form now I have to watch Sesame Street and eat my baby formula

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GoblinsOfFarmington You're a dick. I laughed at it. I've just known people who didn't take it very seriously, and suffered serious mental and physical health problems because of it. It's just a reminder to everyone to maybe mind their sleep a little more.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have almost been kicked out of the army twice for my insomnia...
      I can sometimes spend a whole week unable to sleep even once.

    • @saviitrius
      @saviitrius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly...I thought you were joking. Your effort is admirable, but many people fail to see that just because something serious is made fun of, doesn't necessarily mean it's never going to be taken seriously again. I laugh at a lot of offensive jokes but I still take real issues seriously in a serious environment, just as you seem to as well (from what you've said). So I think it's safe to say that perhaps such reminders don't always need to be said. We all know these things and were not going to forget them anytime soon.

    • @sickboy7104
      @sickboy7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saviitrius Yeah. To be honest, I have trouble seeing the line between the two a lot of the time. I'm some where on the autistic spectrum, and also have a history of caffeine addiction.

  • @caski1663
    @caski1663 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:41 wait, you are telling me this is from the same director of the movie in which hey go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take Turkeys off the Menu?

    • @wolverine3219
      @wolverine3219 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's right, the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu.

    • @edwardjohnston7067
      @edwardjohnston7067 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And this is a movie where they go back in time to stop Tim Allen from being Santa Claus

    • @mcnuggets7463
      @mcnuggets7463 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@edwardjohnston7067 that's right they go back in time TO STOP TIM ALLEN FROM BEING SANTA CLAUSE

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I knew someone would make a comment like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    He has grey in his beard now. Perhaps... perhaps he’s matured a little, if only just.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The Doug head with swirlies in his eyes is the third scariest thing I've seen this week.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Master Steamy nah. Number 1 has to be Nutcracker in 3D

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th liker

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unnus Annus. UNNUS! ANNUS!

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That amateurish home-footage ending genuinely brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my childhood when we'd have all the family round for a get-together and entertain one another for the day. Those days are always so wonderful to look back on and enjoy the memories.
    Hope everyone at Channel Awesome had a wonderful Christmas with each other.

  • @Dreamlillie_95
    @Dreamlillie_95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "A couple of running noses and some dead Citrus!"
    The only joke I laugh at in this movie

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This movie came out the same weekend as Flushed Away. Let that sink in.

    • @sto3rt
      @sto3rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I let sink in

    • @thatrandomplayer8827
      @thatrandomplayer8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does he want know

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Flushed Away is hysterical and underrated :)

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck is flushed away

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      duckiedale80 That too.

  • @joe-gi5ne
    @joe-gi5ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    When Jack Frost is a freaking Santa he looks like The Cat in the Hat movie

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They have the boy from cat in the hat too

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Critic you need to chill."
    "I INVITED CHILL!!!"

  • @IsleofJaya
    @IsleofJaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I was frozen today"

  • @Megan-nw6tm
    @Megan-nw6tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    34:58 that was honestly one of the best messages for Christmas. I kinda needed that

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "For gods sakes, your not running for Mr. Rodgers!!"
    Well said

  • @ConnorCreed3
    @ConnorCreed3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Oh wow, he's skipping the first 2. Going straight to the stinker.

    • @SpireFNBR
      @SpireFNBR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To the stinker it goes

    • @Misp7871
      @Misp7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's already reviews 1

    • @ConnorCreed3
      @ConnorCreed3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Misp7871 Has he? or was that for disneycember?

    • @joejamros
      @joejamros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The First movie is Amazing and The Second movie is good but not better. Without Bernard the movie will be forgotten.

    • @henith7850
      @henith7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s because the first two aren’t bad.

  • @ladydnavarone3447
    @ladydnavarone3447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Maybe it’s the lack of sleep or just giving into the madness?”
    December 20, 2019 everyone

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every single freaking day of 2020 says hello.

    • @ehernandez523
      @ehernandez523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello from 2020. You had no idea.

  • @childecamehome7149
    @childecamehome7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    This is the dumbest santa trope
    Everyone thinks santa doesn't exist, *BUT HOW THE HECK DO THE ADULTS EXPLAIN THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE THAT THEY DIDN'T BUY?!?!*
    Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've got on a comment before

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Magic?

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, my folks always told me that they were gifts from their friends or from family that didn't have time to do more than stop by and drop them off. I have a decent-sized family, all of whom now have kids of their own, so it's believable.

    • @CoffeeManiac20
      @CoffeeManiac20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WorldWalker128 Not for everyone.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WorldWalker128 what if the parent have no friends

  • @billiamafton6528
    @billiamafton6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I wish he would've reviewed Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This isn't Christmas related, but I would love it if he reviewed The Indian in the Cupboard and Tall Tale.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Cinema Snob already review that?

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mordecai, how did the genetic work in your cartoon? You married a female bat and have half-bat and half-regular children

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish granted

    • @videohistory722
      @videohistory722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish granted! He has!

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

  • @tuntemon
    @tuntemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    All I could hear when Mother Nature was talking was "ARCHER!!"

    • @Mezaph
      @Mezaph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was checking the comments to see if it's the same actress!

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That Into the Spider-Verse joke was genius.

  • @jamescallanan2443
    @jamescallanan2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The holiday council is like a knock off Rise of the Guardians

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hilariously, this movie came out before Gurdians, so that just shows the difference between the two

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd say the Adam West Batman version of it

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except the Santa Clause 2 did it about a decade before that movie existed 😑

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As much as I loved this review, I do wish you had ended it with that heartwarming Christmas message "SHUT THAT DOOR!"

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing this film around Christmas.
    The first 2 are fine. In fact, the scene in Number 2 at the school Christmas party is actually really endearing.
    But 3 is just... pain. Pure pain to sit through.

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I was wondering where the gag was going to go at the end. That was adorable.

  • @DoctorGrimmothy
    @DoctorGrimmothy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Nobody: Not a single squeak.
    That guy: Reveiw Diehard

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mobile Suit Gundam: Endless Waltz.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Detective peralta: say sike right now

    • @kungfuenthusiasm6592
      @kungfuenthusiasm6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richie Sahlin we don’t touch anime....not after....THAT review >_>

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You predicted the future!

  • @TRTMN-vs3ew
    @TRTMN-vs3ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    And that sums up my feelings for this film. Honestly, I loved the trilogy as a child and still hold a soft spot for all three films. The third one never seemed awful to me because I too lost myself to the fun and enjoyment this film has to offer.

    • @KarIsTheStar
      @KarIsTheStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is one of my favorite, and I think for similar reasons.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think this movie is prefectly fine. It was verry well written. Most of the so called plot holes were explained by the movie.

  • @gnarly441
    @gnarly441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how Doug keeps bringing up that star wars Christmas after all these years

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Including the house Chewbacca's family lives in in one of the past Nostalgiaween intros

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It leaves a mark xD

  • @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245
    @sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    *goes straight to the third because why not*

    • @2urh
      @2urh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He already reviewed the other 2 in disneycember :P

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For a brief second I thought your icon was Freddie Mercury's head and neck in a plate of pasta

    • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
      @gonzaloegonzalez8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well is the worst one. And he in the beginning said than the first 2 are harmless.

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Yes sir, you heard correctly. We will be closed on Christmas Day. You can blame Jesus. He’s the one that popped up.”

    • @marcorizo1387
      @marcorizo1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That line was wrong in many ways.

    • @dragoncatoverload
      @dragoncatoverload 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn’t popped out be more accurate?

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That line was meant as a joke.

  • @RogueT-Rex8468
    @RogueT-Rex8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Bernard wasn’t in this. It was gonna suck.
    But seriously. This movie is good for only one reason.
    The bloopers. Nothing else.

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20th liker

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rogue T-Rex OH YES!!!

    • @oriontherealironman
      @oriontherealironman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EASY!

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AND.. the closing theme song that follows.. Aly & AJ's The Greatest Time Of Year. I remember seeing this movie in theaters, and hearing that song, I just HAD to get their Acoustic Hearts Of Winter album.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish they could've explained Bernard's absence in this movie.

  • @Descentfreak1032
    @Descentfreak1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Spencer Breslin's character in this movie isn't Conrad, it's Curtis. Conrad was his character in The Cat In The Hat.

    • @jackaylward-williams9064
      @jackaylward-williams9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the joke, he can't tell the two characters apart.

    • @madmonkee1176
      @madmonkee1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His little sister is in this movie too in the beginning

  • @benjackson7872
    @benjackson7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    You should do a full review of “A Charlie Brown Christmas”.

    • @TreeckoJedi9
      @TreeckoJedi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Jackson Both of them!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I finally watched it. Great movie

    • @Poever
      @Poever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He technically already did with his editorial

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did and it was a really bad review.

  • @ayvi8850
    @ayvi8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    not lying.... I laughed at the "I'll get a mop" line.....

  • @logon900
    @logon900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    21:54
    Me: "What is this so supposed to hypnotize me?"
    Doug: "No! it's just supposed to give you a splitting headache!"

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's not working."

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or perhaps it's supposed to be the least subtle campaign for a Stamps.com sponsorship.

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Enjoy your time off?" ...You know what? Usually I'd make some snarky comment about working retail, but not this time. Thanks, Doug. You do, too. Merry Christmas, man.

    • @Hraefncin
      @Hraefncin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just got fired from a retail job. Bittersweet, unemployed but free on Christmas.

  • @FlynnRider4
    @FlynnRider4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Gotta admit: Allen and Short did their best to save this film. But the script was just too much to overcome.

    • @Madallen2002
      @Madallen2002 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved it

    • @JessieJ93
      @JessieJ93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Madallen2002me too

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hangs up sign
    Jack Frost: “I’ve done it!”
    Sign falls and shatters
    Jack Frost turns to the elf next to him: “what have you done”

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The Escape clause: The Spiderman 3 of Christmas films

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I liked spiderman 3 better than Escape clause

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Black Ninja Yep , it's a great comedy

    • @zenablackthorn
      @zenablackthorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Patente even Emo Peter.

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiderman 3 is good, i don't know what your talking about

    • @nathancruz9172
      @nathancruz9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Patente me too.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That ending party scene felt weirdly natural, especially in contrast to the usual over the top and goofy tone of these reviews... good job!

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "On Christmas you don't have to be perfect, just more perfect than Jesus."
    - Doug Walker

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok Liberal

    • @raymanfreak7739
      @raymanfreak7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Needs work." XD

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus was pretty strong. I heard he had to carry that damn heavy cross that he was crucified on AFTER he had the crap beat out of him. That's pretty metal......... and extremely fucked up but it was how they did things back then.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My personal life motto

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Review Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @GhazMazMSM
      @GhazMazMSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If he does, then “He’ll never apologize!”

    • @yoga_bear.
      @yoga_bear. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe next year.

    • @missterlovesick2244
      @missterlovesick2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my childhood

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's so bad.

  • @saveriopanaccione996
    @saveriopanaccione996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Why was Kim possible running like a naruto character?

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Saverio Panaccione
      Oh good, I don't have to ask...

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somebody please answer cause I wasn’t curious until I read these!😂

    • @101Draico
      @101Draico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She wanted the attention

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Rise of the Guardians did the "various magical / holiday-related creatures working together" bit better

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ellie Much better! That's actually an excellent movie!

    • @FireflyArc
      @FireflyArc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking about that movie while watching the council. Thrrrse even a lot of the same people.

    • @tylerdenaro639
      @tylerdenaro639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw the movie Jack Frost today

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Moral lessons in Nostalgia Critic's Christmas reviews:
    2013, The Christmas Tree - It's about the effort & the sincerity of you spending time with your loved ones.
    2014, Christmas Story 2 - Be nice to people who cared about you.
    2015, Christmas With The Kranks - There's bad moments in good times & there's good moments in bad times.
    2016, I'll be home for Christmas - There's gonna be a lot of anger, and there's gonna be a lot of love.
    2017, Home Alone 2 - It's worth a shot spending some time with anyone, regardless you can or can't stand their behavior.
    2018, Nutcracker (2010) - Get inspired to do something by those who understand it better than you.
    2019, Santa Clause 3 - Do your best instead of pushing yourself too hard. Also, STAMPS.

  • @jarrenstarkey8541
    @jarrenstarkey8541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Jack frost acted from being hugged by a little girl will never be okay with me.

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "And all of this is suppose to be taken seriously with that *GODDAMN FIREPLACE IN THE BACKGROUND!* "
    I choked on the cereal I was eating.

  • @gonzaloegonzalez8106
    @gonzaloegonzalez8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The "cameos" in this review are more entretaiment that the actual movie

    • @dekugh64
      @dekugh64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I always love an appearance from Devil Boner!!! He's my favourite character!! Even if it's a short one, he's just the best. And him & Tamara make the cutest couple ever. Let's hope they never break up!!

  • @nicolemiller7760
    @nicolemiller7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    At LEAST Martin Short was clearly having fun.

    • @brendakrieger7000
      @brendakrieger7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Martin Short.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Santa-bot makeup looks way more painful as Santa he had to wear aging makeup but in Santa Clause 2 he had to wear makeup that made his skin look plastic and wear plastic moulds of a beard and a wig

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That lesson hits home this year. I've been working so hard to out-do my past presents, I've always made them myself, that I kind of forgot why I made them: to show how much I love my family.
    They love my presents because I made them, not because of what I made. My mom and dad had to set me strait on that.

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Need
    To
    Buy
    Stamps
    Stamppps... Stammmppps.. What were we talking about? Oh yea, Santa something

  • @ntcnetwork9934
    @ntcnetwork9934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “Dougo” is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

    • @ignorepls
      @ignorepls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then you have a strange sense of humor for one specific moment

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a trip.

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When you're afraid of the reviews for Rise of Skywalker, since you're gonna see it over the holidays with your dad and bro, seeing one of these reviews always calms me down, and makes me laugh.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation Is he also going to see that crummy "Cats" movie too? If so...he has my sympathies.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jenneacubero1036 no. We're seeing Star Wars. My dad's never even seen Cats before. I'll take my chances with a film that has mixed reviews at worst with critics before I go and see the other choice.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257I'm seeing the Star Wars film too. I work at a movie theater where there's a screening for the employees only. Even though ClownFish, Geek+Gamers and StarWarsGirl had warned me of the mess that is "Rise of Skywalker", I still want to see it. Mainly because I've never seen a Star Wars film on the big screen before. And since this would most likely be the last one, I might as well see it. Hopefully, it'll be a good, respectable send-off to Leia and Carrie Fisher.

    • @jonbourgoin182
      @jonbourgoin182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is practically begging trolls to reply with spoilers.

    • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonbourgoin182 I know. But I'm being optimistic.

  • @themarioman5673
    @themarioman5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "The Escape Clause"
    I wish I could escape life, so I can finally be happy.

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel you.
      Life is a video game...
      I'm gonna just keep grinding through this.

  • @notmakingcontent
    @notmakingcontent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Critic: "Parent who works too much to appreciate the important things cliche"
    Also Critic: I can't go to the Christmas party, I gotta do a spectacular review for Christmas Day with an excellent message!
    Me: Do you realize you're using the cliche you're complaining about?