What if Texas Was an Independent Country?

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  • @osmanhassan4593
    @osmanhassan4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6142

    I’m Australian and it offends me that a state is more powerful than my whole damn country

    • @dantelewis4788
      @dantelewis4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      Oof I mean Texas is technically a country Honestly

    • @KookieKatKid
      @KookieKatKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Texas: It appears my Superiority is leading into Conteriversy.

    • @RC-fn7qj
      @RC-fn7qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      brace yourself...a few states are lol 🥺

    • @Mayday468
      @Mayday468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      well after mexico we where our own state for awhile but what we had in freedom and luck we lacked in all things practical so if we hadn't asked to be anexed we'd've just been absorbed back into mexico, the usa, or taken down as the two broke us down and slowely took over
      so really the only reason we're at the stage we're at is cause of the usa so it's more them than us

    • @lcsev
      @lcsev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      You mean your continent,we Texans are powerful.

  • @realreptillianjesus
    @realreptillianjesus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6012

    Texit

    • @JADEGATETIGRESS
      @JADEGATETIGRESS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AVI 7 Yup!

    • @coffeebeans7480
      @coffeebeans7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      as a person from the UK, I'm ashamed it took me more than 30 seconds to understand this joke

    • @burstfireno1617
      @burstfireno1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yesss comon texans independancy nooow! FREEEEDOOOOOOM!!

    • @BigcatTVGaming
      @BigcatTVGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      f e e t u s t h a t y e e t u s maybe because Texas would actually know how to do Texit

    • @GamingAdventurer1
      @GamingAdventurer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arkana

  • @somniumwingz6858
    @somniumwingz6858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    “What if Texas was its own country?”
    Answer:
    *Arizona would be salty.*

  • @jeffrey5163
    @jeffrey5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Senate: No Texas you cannot succeed from the union
    Texas quintupling itself on the senate: I am the senate

    • @bellalinda4798
      @bellalinda4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really a big move

    • @kazim4734
      @kazim4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a gamer move right there

    • @thepagecollective
      @thepagecollective 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The moment Texas figures out it has to pay for its own defense after pissing off everybody.

    • @davidle4936
      @davidle4936 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hell4751 Texas: It's treason then!

    • @johntrooper1153
      @johntrooper1153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas is the only state that can legally secede from the union

  • @xeji4348
    @xeji4348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    California and Texas are basically countries within countries. The U.S would lose a lot of status if these 2 separated.
    [Edit 1 year later] 11/22/20
    Bruh. Who tf decided to give this comment over 3 thousand likes and comment over 140 times? Ya'll gæy

    • @sergiobeltran8258
      @sergiobeltran8258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Texas can't be any better there run by liberals just like California.

    • @jibgaming3247
      @jibgaming3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so is ny

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@sergiobeltran8258 there's a difference between a libtard and a liberal

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @Grant Leindecker Elon Musk is a liberal
      Some mentally retarded feminist is a libtard

    • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
      @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Grant Leindecker it's like comparing Bush with Trump

  • @zyloyz6020
    @zyloyz6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    2018 Texas is a state
    2019 Texas is a state
    2050 Texas is a country
    3000 Texas is a continent
    10000 Texas is a galaxy Edit thanks for 2.3k likes

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@afrazkhitran812 ur mom

    • @lyricrue7069
      @lyricrue7069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      afraz khitran
      You do realize children read these comments?

    • @marknowakowski6590
      @marknowakowski6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmmmmmmmmm looks like Tex/mex around here to me.

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@afrazkhitran812 Fuck u my little brother who is just 7 years old told me this and asked me what is hole

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@afrazkhitran812 🤬

  • @Troglodytarum
    @Troglodytarum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    *Texas secedes*
    America: You got a lot of oil there bud. Looks like you need some FREEDOM!
    *Texas is annexed*

    • @name4601
      @name4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Except at the time Texas was annexed, no one knew there was oil there and Texas actually wanted to be annexed because of increasing debt and the threat of another war with Mexico.

    • @JADEGATETIGRESS
      @JADEGATETIGRESS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HacaPotato Looks Like You Know How This Game Works.

    • @josephG137
      @josephG137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@name4601 r/woooosh

    • @edwardhernandez8079
      @edwardhernandez8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot the part before secession when Our beautiful USA implodes and is gone bye bye, so tell me who's gonna return annex Texas. Thought so

    • @blah007001
      @blah007001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      America gets nuked as the only factory on CONUS that produces, decommissions, fixes, and maintains nuclear weapons, the PANTEX plant, is in Amarillo Texas.
      If Texas secedes from the US, the US is no longer a nuclear power.

  • @simonturner1
    @simonturner1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    It was explicitly forbidden for America to secede from the British Empire but guess what, they did it anyway.

    • @zkyishot
      @zkyishot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bill wurtz flashbacks begin
      british empire: noo you can’t secede from us because we don’t want to kill all of your population
      america: how bout i do *anyway*

    • @b.cdrisk2035
      @b.cdrisk2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it wasn't. Texas Vs. White settled it

    • @be5952
      @be5952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Simon Turner --- _"...for America to _*_secede_*_ ...."_
      First person yet to spell it right!

    • @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm
      @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Texas isn’t going to do it

    • @dandarr5035
      @dandarr5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This. All this talk of "legally impossible" is really not much more than copium for those who don't want it to happen. It does give the US a justification to take action against states that secede, but that's it. One of the main reasons why states like Texas and California don't actually consider secession is because of the practical benefits to staying in the Union. Things like free and unfettered trade from neighboring states, mutually assured protection on both domestic soil as well as for citizens abroad, and access to federal US institutions. I mean, the main naval base for the US Pacific Fleet is in San Diego, and NASA's main facilitiy for human spaceflight, Johnson Space Center, is in Houston. In the event of secession of really either of these states, what are they going to do about these crucial facilities?

  • @EdgarLopez-zk2ku
    @EdgarLopez-zk2ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    Texas’ only weakness..... 4 inches of snow

    • @ItsJohn.
      @ItsJohn. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Not about the snow

    • @pocketlightt
      @pocketlightt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      at the drain where water is supposed to go, that snow was double

    • @isucksatgames
      @isucksatgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      0:01

    • @slightez4591
      @slightez4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      We got more than 4 inches XD but good joke

    • @benniehazelwood9276
      @benniehazelwood9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Abilene got 8inch of snow

  • @cowboythebrother
    @cowboythebrother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    I traveled to Texas once and man, everybody is so patriotic there. Like everywhere you look, Texas flags, shirts, Texas splattered *everywhere.*

    • @insanatty
      @insanatty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      A lot of hotels here have wafflemakers that make Texas shaped waffles. I love it.

    • @elbertmoreno2159
      @elbertmoreno2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      •Decriminalize marijuana, and make it license-friendly for community oriented-businesses
      •Remove criminal records for those criminalized for marijuana usage.
      •Oil fund (Give out a yearly check from the oil profits)
      •Make Texas more independent through green technology and farm investments
      Green Party of Texas 🌱

    • @sheldonsimon4484
      @sheldonsimon4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@elbertmoreno2159 why would a private company give out free money from their own investment?

    • @elbertmoreno2159
      @elbertmoreno2159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's called state confiscation.

    • @jimcoulter5877
      @jimcoulter5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because Texans are Real Americans not like the Wimpo's running this government of Squirrels from Washington DC(Hey, did you know DC stands for Dumb Clucks)

  • @hohoboi8719
    @hohoboi8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    i am weirdly glad that texas could become a country that can sustain itself

    • @enrique4693
      @enrique4693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For how long? It has an oil and gas based economy.

    • @anaibarangan4908
      @anaibarangan4908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow I can see that one.

    • @killersparky4044
      @killersparky4044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@enrique4693 we also have farmers ranchers and much more

    • @JL_Lux
      @JL_Lux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@killersparky4044 you couldn’t even keep the lights on

    • @killersparky4044
      @killersparky4044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JL_Lux uh yeah we could lol

  • @racypies
    @racypies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    Texas 2000: we want equality withe the federal government.
    Texas 2025: we don't need the federal government.
    Texas 2050: we are the federal government.

    • @randomramentv5645
      @randomramentv5645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      As a Texan, I agree

    • @e6486
      @e6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Character development

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @You're fake and gay Nice name

    • @markstlcard
      @markstlcard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not many of us want the Federal government anymore. After this last election we realized how crooked it is.

    • @TheGuestLeader
      @TheGuestLeader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      improvise
      adapt
      ovecome

  • @rogerwhite9940
    @rogerwhite9940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    Texas: The adopted son
    Mexico: the original Parent
    Coahuila: the twin brother
    USA: The new parent

    • @nikonianakin5976
      @nikonianakin5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Timmy Williams Mexico used to control Texas and more states but the US went to war with the Mexican empire and got the land
      Then Texas joined the confederacy

    • @blindtherapper2470
      @blindtherapper2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Timmy Williams there aren't Latinos in Texas?

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then Alaska and Hawaii are also adopted

    • @hahnchenrittmeister8653
      @hahnchenrittmeister8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stinkystu1 Texas always rebel lmao back then lmao

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stinkystu1 Like how America beat it's dad

  • @DusDavidGames
    @DusDavidGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    "has a shipping route to the netherlands"..
    *Sails away to Denmark*

    • @keesvlees3278
      @keesvlees3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What the hell dusdavid games

    • @keesvlees3278
      @keesvlees3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ik ben fan

    • @keesvlees3278
      @keesvlees3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nee hij gaat gewoon naar nederland

    • @neocaeser5209
      @neocaeser5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bro just create a nether portal to go there

    • @jorbennoten9536
      @jorbennoten9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David?

  • @housesword
    @housesword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Just in case anyone was actually wondering. Texas actually did start as it's own country. Then joined the United States. That is why the Texas flag can fly at the same height as the United States flag. So, just saying.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also like California, can separate into more states without federal government permission.

    • @Selmarya
      @Selmarya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So I can fly the west Florida flag at the same height as the us
      *Yeet*

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We didn’t have to wonder, it was mentioned in the video

    • @ArtIsDrawing
      @ArtIsDrawing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and they prevent people from getting an abortion.....

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ArtIsDrawing bruh get over it there making a accepting for rape and incest

  • @nesquik9579
    @nesquik9579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    Feel like this is getting considered now.

  • @poke5433
    @poke5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Nobody:
    Texas government watching this: *Showtime*

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My uncle, as an economist for the Texas State Government, would probably agree seceding would be economically sound.

    • @brokennp666oof3
      @brokennp666oof3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Antonio Salinas You don't meed to reply that.

    • @johncaleb6251
      @johncaleb6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pikachu

    • @frog8779
      @frog8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude just give it a year, Texas is already talking about secession

    • @bryanguerra2010
      @bryanguerra2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frog8779 But he said in the video that Texas wasn't allowed to do that. Was he wrong? I'm from Texas and I want secession.

  • @pokemonbiggestfan1780
    @pokemonbiggestfan1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Mexico: Texas belong to me.
    USA:No it belong to me.
    Texas: Yes earth, I signed the paper. Im my own country now.

    • @sleepdeprivedidiot4Life
      @sleepdeprivedidiot4Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @JM Texas is actually the only state that retained its ability to secede

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sleepdeprivedidiot4Life only if one of the constitutional rights are violated though, and the us couldnt do anything about it

    • @Texas1987
      @Texas1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tejas 🤘🏻

    • @ernestsmith3581
      @ernestsmith3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And neither wanted us in 1825. Too hot and dry for Anglos and too cold and goldless for Mexicans.

    • @19ars92
      @19ars92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Texas is jus another Monterrey’s district 🤣

  • @trashdragon6289
    @trashdragon6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Texas: Let me leave
    USA: No
    *Texas used division. It’s super effective!*

    • @bananas9809
      @bananas9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Logan Paul let’s be honest, Texas would destroy Cali

    • @thomassmith7884
      @thomassmith7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bananas9809 yup

    • @whitehole9726
      @whitehole9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Logan Paul how dumb are California is falling apart! ITS LITERALLY ALMOST LIKE A RIOT AREA

    • @tommywieringo6640
      @tommywieringo6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They said the military would stop Texas LMFAO there is 29 million people in Texas and they all have guns and how many military base is in Texas and Texas takes them over I'm in Abilene Dyess AFB is home to the B-1's 😆

    • @thomassmith7884
      @thomassmith7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tommywieringo6640 I just hope every Texan is well trained to fight well trained American soldiers

  • @AnglicanFish
    @AnglicanFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    Here in Texas you can buy a tiger, own a tank, hire a private militia, and buy a house for like 2 cents, but if you smoke one gram of weed you get thrown in the gulag

    • @dragonrescue9113
      @dragonrescue9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Eleventh Doctor that’s Texas Texas is a maniac state well u have to be what Texas want u want be

    • @idkyou8188
      @idkyou8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@dragonrescue9113 because Texas is Christian

    • @ghrndez
      @ghrndez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@idkyou8188 shut up kid christians make up about 65% of the US population meaning that if your idiotic claim is true then the majority of the US would allow these laws but that is simply not true, read a book

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@dragonrescue9113 If it’s a maniac state explain to me why we have an economy that literally beats most of the world. We’re so successful *BECAUSE* we are maniacs lol

    • @malypavel25
      @malypavel25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where did you leave Amy and Rory!?!?

  • @Fabh83
    @Fabh83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3376

    I'm sure Texans love having this independent power grid right now

    • @owensherman2764
      @owensherman2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Came here to say the same thing. That sure aged like milk...

    • @carolynbrown4112
      @carolynbrown4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      LOL!!! I was thinking the same!

    • @pudinbar8516
      @pudinbar8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Actually its still sorta nice. What really screwed us us that the power companies did not prepare everything properly abd now they are saying some generators shut down because of a glitch. And before you give us texans crap for it lol remember we have not been that cold in over a hundred years. We were not prepared. But remember if your gonna give us crap remember when california had rolling blackouts for seems like no reason.

    • @xxNightxTrainxx
      @xxNightxTrainxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@pudinbar8516 the reason your power companies didnt prepare is because they went out of their way to aboud regulations that would have prepped them

    • @pudinbar8516
      @pudinbar8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Ramen Lover in west texas yes mostly plains and grassland but in the southeast part of the state is mostly forest. One of the main reasons california has so many fires is poor land management. They mostly stopped controlled fires which burnt and got rid of the dead plants. So after years and years of build up once it goes it goes. And to be honest this entire country has gone to hell. All about the money and bot the people

  • @factrefute4427
    @factrefute4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YES WE DO WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT. FROM THE CRAZY UNION.

    • @urmum2083
      @urmum2083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you think? If the Texas secedes will the US declare war on their yesterday's citizens?

    • @factrefute4427
      @factrefute4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urmum2083 only the time will tell, but we will defend Texas from any intruders. we don't want this multi genders, cultures multi nationals soup union.

    • @urmum2083
      @urmum2083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment got deleted by youtube, can you rewrite it please

    • @factrefute4427
      @factrefute4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urmum2083 you have been deleted

  • @jacobscarrottsnow2303
    @jacobscarrottsnow2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Texas can split it's self into 5 smaller states
    Let's name the 1st one T
    The 2nd one should be called E
    And then the 3rd one will be X
    The 4th one will be A
    And finally the 5th one would be called S
    Btw this is really unoriginal

  • @astireathediehardfangirl148
    @astireathediehardfangirl148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    El Paso is closer to California than it is to Dallas
    This is how huge Texas is

  • @ry77623
    @ry77623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    2018:Texas is a state
    2019:Texas is a state
    3000: *Texas is a Country*

    • @umar7182
      @umar7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Only in your dreams, Federal Government would never let go Texas

    • @coolpanda234
      @coolpanda234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      4000: Texas is a continent

    • @djaltitude3177
      @djaltitude3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3000? Would Texas live underwater?

    • @coolpanda234
      @coolpanda234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      5000: Texas is a planet jk

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@suatkaratas8600 good fantasy but their to busy doing it to themselfs

  • @Kaviiisha
    @Kaviiisha 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Free texas

  • @MeeksOrtiz
    @MeeksOrtiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    The saying here goes "I'm not an American, I'm a Texan."

    • @sgtUSA2012
      @sgtUSA2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Texas is the greatest country in the world

    • @jettonjets1557
      @jettonjets1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timothy Kelly lol hell yea

    • @majorreb6616
      @majorreb6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yahoooooo! ride em cowboy !!!!!!!!!

    • @Frazier16
      @Frazier16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Texas is more american than america its self

    • @majorreb6616
      @majorreb6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Frazier16 agreed ! however texas is more canadian then texas itself !! part of texas was on canadian territory then! called canada or new france!

  • @someguyontheinternet8793
    @someguyontheinternet8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Let’s be honest, if Texas seceded it would just be United States 2: electric boogaloo

    • @ekaakshr.5516
      @ekaakshr.5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      woah u been watching hermitcraft?
      wait u posted this 3 weeks ago
      *This man is a fortuneteller*

    • @victorsalinas9275
      @victorsalinas9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      seceded*
      The glorious state of Texas is already succeeding.

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The south shall rise again

    • @aceybux3438
      @aceybux3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ekaaksh Raina Grian’s reference is the same reference made by the comment you commented on. It’s not from hermitcraft. Good day, sir.

    • @OscillatorCollective
      @OscillatorCollective 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol good one...

  • @cgbobsus6644
    @cgbobsus6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    1:36
    You say : Texas's economy is bigger than Russia.
    *Me Russian* : 🥺

    • @windowcleaner4724
      @windowcleaner4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      F

    • @sorgism
      @sorgism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Texas used to be 12th in the world. I don’t know the numbers now it may be higher. It’s now the 10th.

    • @olegshtolc7245
      @olegshtolc7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Путину скажи спасибо

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ye... but what about the cost of living within the borders?

    • @KrisPBacon
      @KrisPBacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      сука блять

  • @factrefute4427
    @factrefute4427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TEXAS WILL BE A SUPER POWER.

    • @JimedBro
      @JimedBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll got fucked by cold weather

  • @planesrift
    @planesrift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3410

    It will be more American than America.

    • @ss-oq9pc
      @ss-oq9pc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not with the illegal's coming in and Hispanics out producing whites. And if it ever did happen, cartels would get a lot more adventurous to the point of it being an act of war.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      You don't think if Texas became independant they wouldn't have a millitary presence on the border?

    • @professorhochmuth5104
      @professorhochmuth5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      s s your username fits so well with your comment

    • @planesrift
      @planesrift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well you're not familiar with Texas history are you. lol

    • @bamfingerguns2754
      @bamfingerguns2754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Would that necessarily be a good thing?

  • @zoemartin5934
    @zoemartin5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    i swear texas has heaps of large cities
    san antonio
    el paso
    dallas
    austin
    houston
    fort worth

    • @DeathBone4656
      @DeathBone4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *Cough* Amarillo *Cough* Wtf does everyone forget my city of 200k

    • @jonathano503
      @jonathano503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Death Bone Bruh, sometimes I forget that city exists

    • @DeathBone4656
      @DeathBone4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jonathano503 Ik everyone does,Just messing around 😂

    • @zoemartin5934
      @zoemartin5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeathBone4656 yo what city?

    • @DeathBone4656
      @DeathBone4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zoemartin5934 Amarillo,It's in the north of Texas

  • @kennedytheretard975
    @kennedytheretard975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    Texas: i want this
    US: U need 10 votes
    Texas: Division! (separated in 5 smaller buddies)
    Us: Tf

    • @trenamus6626
      @trenamus6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Stop
      -Very passive-agressive person

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The last thing we need here is more Louie Gohmerts in office...or Rafael Cruzs.

    • @ryangarcia1359
      @ryangarcia1359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Power rangers

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Senate will be ours... FOREVER.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every major city in Texas, except for one, voted blue in the 2016 election. Texas has the lowest voter turnout in the U.S., highly gerrymandered districts, restrictive voter laws and pre programmed voting machines. Exactly what keeps Republicans in office

  • @gimlee7664
    @gimlee7664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    As a member of texas, i can comfirm that if California becomes a country, we will to

    • @parlyramyar
      @parlyramyar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      LOWKe yi no need. If California become independent most of US’s problems will be solved anyways.

    • @teaxtae5619
      @teaxtae5619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep also a lot of Californians are moving to Texas

    • @pimperish666
      @pimperish666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Father Duck if CA went independent they’d fall flat on their ass. All of Hollywood and the tech industry would leave and CA would turn into Mexico. Sort of like how it is now.

    • @pimperish666
      @pimperish666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Night Owl yup! I’m from Texas living in CA and may move back to TX.

    • @awkwardguy8238
      @awkwardguy8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Texans don't want Independence..

  • @wjgthatsit2357
    @wjgthatsit2357 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Aged well

  • @CoyoteCoop
    @CoyoteCoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    As a Texan, I would t be surprised if Californians were outlawed there

    • @CoyoteCoop
      @CoyoteCoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @CyborgKing200 I guess as long as your can prove you were a Texan resident before going to Texas, like Birth certificates and stuff showing you owned property there

    • @اااااا-ح4ح
      @اااااا-ح4ح 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why?

    • @CoyoteCoop
      @CoyoteCoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@اااااا-ح4ح all of the Californians who move to Texas because of high prices on everything, homelessness and other issues in California, then vote and support things like bills that would cause the California issues to happen in Texas

    • @kimberlycallaghan7775
      @kimberlycallaghan7775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They should be. No liberals allowed

    • @reallifehack4790
      @reallifehack4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CoyoteCoop first California is still the largest economy and top destination....40 million people. 140k homelessness half of which have work and live in trailers ...those moving out are definitely running from rental prices because California is high in demand....In Texas the major economic powerhouse cities like Austin and Dallas are all liberal cities 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..looks like conservatives aren't good in economy

  • @yoyo123yt
    @yoyo123yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Texas is that kid that’s 22 but the parents don’t won’t them to leave

  • @alphapapahern
    @alphapapahern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Texas Seccession would be more like a Brexit rather than a re-hash of the civil war.

    • @thedoctorairsoft6813
      @thedoctorairsoft6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Ah finally! Someone with a brain and reason

    • @lyampetit144
      @lyampetit144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And like Brexit it would be bad for them

    • @Dand40
      @Dand40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@lyampetit144 it wouldn’t all the liberals are going there and destroying the state

    • @betsyduane3461
      @betsyduane3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's legally impossible

    • @thedoctorairsoft6813
      @thedoctorairsoft6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@betsyduane3461 You clearly never read the Texas sate constitution

  • @AirportPlaneSpotting
    @AirportPlaneSpotting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    America would immediately invade and take it back

    • @kertzpinccgut9845
      @kertzpinccgut9845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't that make Americans hypocrites

    • @menogames1726
      @menogames1726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes because they have oil

    • @thejaerd4881
      @thejaerd4881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably, but a very bad image for the us , the " land of freedom "

    • @nope6908
      @nope6908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kertzpinccgut9845 yes but they don't care.

  • @hereweare8023
    @hereweare8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    But the real question is how many Toyota Corollas could fit in Texas?

  • @CrowbornChaos
    @CrowbornChaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Texas has NASA, btw. Just so you guys know....

  • @flashstar1234
    @flashstar1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Whenever Reallifelore mentions size of countries
    Europe: Heavy breathing

    • @luxy9530
      @luxy9530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Texas is pretty much as big as France, so Texas isn't this huge leviathan that he makes it out to be. Also the population isn't really impressive tbh. Its economy however certainly is

    • @neville132bbk
      @neville132bbk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quality. ..not Quantity
      ..from NZ

  • @RyanFilmMaker
    @RyanFilmMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well this has aged poorly

  • @NA-ck6cz
    @NA-ck6cz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    If Texas were it's own country, the US would invade it and take all of it's oil😁

    • @vasthockey4382
      @vasthockey4382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I feel an oil meme coming on

    • @BigAssNigga311
      @BigAssNigga311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And texans wouldnt be able to do aything about it cause texans are weak as fuck! LOL

    • @danielmaluenda9731
      @danielmaluenda9731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just like that, take all of its oil. Welp, I guess we can just take oil out of Texas guys.

    • @dankstergangster7551
      @dankstergangster7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Alaska will leave and preserve its oil, All the U.S for sis ignore Alaska and make things worse for it, anyways, I would love to see all the main oil providers for the U.S become independent

    • @ZaxCal
      @ZaxCal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The armed civilian population of Texas would beg to differ.

  • @skarloey2653
    @skarloey2653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Everything's bigger in Texas, including our egos.

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AG_PEPPER Me being the exception.

    • @mattraines6404
      @mattraines6404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YUP :-) and there is a reason for it! cause we're Texans!

    • @pdillmann
      @pdillmann 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please, if you can, talk to someone from Bavaria. In terms of egos, this little south german folk sets up their own scale.

    • @whalesoup8914
      @whalesoup8914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pdillmann a more correct statement has never been said

    • @captainbigboy1063
      @captainbigboy1063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And our trucks dinner plates and city names

  • @manuelmiranda8142
    @manuelmiranda8142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What a beautiful flag. Regards from Chile.

    • @bleako7853
      @bleako7853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bacan

    • @Texas430
      @Texas430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao my friend sent me the emoji for the Chile flag one day and I was like “why did you send me Chile?” She said that it was Texas and we kept arguing until she realized it was in fact Chile. I apologize for us stealing your flag y’all had it first.

  • @squify7226
    @squify7226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dig it, lets make Texas a country!

  • @mycelium9629
    @mycelium9629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Never knew texas could split into 5 little states whenever it wants to. Mildly intetesting.

    • @mycelium9629
      @mycelium9629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Churck Not sure if it's even allowed to do that. But if it is, that'd be insane!

    • @c.m.3337
      @c.m.3337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did, mainly bc they forced us to learn about Tx history in school...

    • @mycelium9629
      @mycelium9629 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      C.M. Apperantly different schools teach different things.

    • @colonelcrockett2250
      @colonelcrockett2250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reddit here I come!

    • @mycelium9629
      @mycelium9629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fww w A modern-day rebel, huh? Odd, thought they vanished after the civil war. Here I am, just commenting on an interesting fact in the video, and you come up and basically call me an ignoramus. Why?

  • @DShugD
    @DShugD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    2018: "The vast majority of people living inside of Texas don't want independence anyway"
    2021: Most Texans: United What?

  • @blahblahblahbros
    @blahblahblahbros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Texas : Independent country
    Mexico : i would like to introdece myself again.

    • @warhorserr3848
      @warhorserr3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah mexico will be introduced as our doormat

    • @zachary9197
      @zachary9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mexico would fail AGAIN.

    • @blahblahblahbros
      @blahblahblahbros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zachary9197 nope, mexico stronk! Remove burger

    • @zachary9197
      @zachary9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blahblahblahbros The Texas population would destroy the Mexican police and military, if they went to war.

    • @blahblahblahbros
      @blahblahblahbros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachary9197 its a joke

  • @jameseddleman6944
    @jameseddleman6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well when their grid fails, they can't come crying for help from us.

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol we won’t we won’t have to once a state secedes normally other states follow like Florida and almost all red states and with that so dose there power and then wars would happen for control then the us would most likely fall over power and boom

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Citizen De Watts it did work out the Mexicans couldn’t take Texas twice learn your Texas history

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Citizen De Watts Texas is spelled Texas but can be pronounced Tejas and no Texas was annexed

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Citizen De Watts x mean j in español

    • @arcticlink449
      @arcticlink449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Citizen De Watts thats now how it works lol

  • @momelendez9691
    @momelendez9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Long live the Republic of Texas🇨🇱(I know that’s the Chilean flag but it’s the closest thing to the Texan flag)

    • @agustinmendoza7968
      @agustinmendoza7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well tbh the texan and chilean flag look almost the same

    • @carsongauthier1535
      @carsongauthier1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Most say that Texas copied the Chilean flag, but as a born and raised Texan, I say that Chile copied us.

    • @acdon
      @acdon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🏴󠁵󠁳󠁴󠁸󠁿

    • @chuck2502
      @chuck2502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Carson Gauthier Just because you were born and raised in Texas, doesn’t mean Chile stole the flag.

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like ours 😁

  • @TheBearGamer826
    @TheBearGamer826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I live in Texas who else does?

    • @Backitch23
      @Backitch23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not me I live in Philadelphia

    • @TheBearGamer826
      @TheBearGamer826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was only for people who lives in Texas but ok

    • @grimdog1476
      @grimdog1476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Lvrzoee
      @Lvrzoee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @TheBearGamer826
      @TheBearGamer826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay

  • @panteleimonponomorenko1234
    @panteleimonponomorenko1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    If at first you don't secede...
    Try... try again...

    • @kittykat7670
      @kittykat7670 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panteleimon Ponomorenko 😐lol

    • @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
      @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @richardalfaro9948
      @richardalfaro9948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would not mind living in an Independent Republic of Texas!

    • @Daelsky
      @Daelsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If at first you don’t succeed at English , try and try again.

    • @dood9974
      @dood9974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daelathツ Secede is a word.

  • @Yokar_mova1212
    @Yokar_mova1212 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Well...

  • @pirategamer6630
    @pirategamer6630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    When you forget that Texas used to be an independent country.
    This video:

    • @jar1005
      @jar1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait didn’t it mention it in this video tho

    • @matthewjahnke6956
      @matthewjahnke6956 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. I don't forget it. In fact, I'm thrilled it once was. It's own laws. It's own punishments. It's own money. Whatever it needed, Texas had it.

  • @PPChickenNug
    @PPChickenNug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Why talk about Texas why not Alaska they always forget it on maps might as well be it's own country

    • @ricaplayz14
      @ricaplayz14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Rife's there isn’t that much people there maybe that’s why

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      New Zealand IS it's own country and still gets left off maps

    • @Kodeb8
      @Kodeb8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And Hawaii, that's a state too.

    • @smilesthenarrator
      @smilesthenarrator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kode lol no one forgets about Hawaii

    • @zackiechan2601
      @zackiechan2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because Alaska has a garbage economy.

  • @EVOPE
    @EVOPE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “The U.S. has three electrical grids”...*shows a map with six different grids in the U.S.*

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the electrical grids map is slightly wrong
      British Columbia is independent for electricity. We maintain interties to the "western grid" mostly for exporting power and theoretically we could import power so we're kind of "part of it" but if everywhere else was to cut off their power links to BC we would still be able to keep the lights on all we'd do is lose out on power sales. Within BC BC maintains its own grid operated by the BC Gov through BCHydro

    • @georgesoares2429
      @georgesoares2429 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EV OPE
      Movies

    • @dinocogaming7912
      @dinocogaming7912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah because Canada controls the other three...

  • @joeygay7115
    @joeygay7115 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would seek political asylum

  • @irradiated6126
    @irradiated6126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    Texas’ shape always reminds me of a foam finger for some reason

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Irradiated Because they think they're #1.

    • @captainbigboy1063
      @captainbigboy1063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Jeiku Furame , we are

    • @aarondavies4529
      @aarondavies4529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irradiated did he just say kilometres?
      FINALLY SWITCHING METRIC SYSTEM🇨🇦

    • @kristireyes8172
      @kristireyes8172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeiku Furame, be humble

    • @lightyagami473
      @lightyagami473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rightly so, seeing as how our state is completely obsessed with high school football.

  • @benbertram1982
    @benbertram1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Where are my houstonians at?

  • @Krusader-
    @Krusader- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Who’s here after Texas lawmakers call for succession after Supreme Court dismissed demand to overturn Trump defeat

    • @yourlocalbluntfriend4136
      @yourlocalbluntfriend4136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Showtime*

    • @copeharder7554
      @copeharder7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I CAN SENSE IT CIVIL WAR RACE WAR IS COMING DAY OF ROPE TIME!

    • @iptg2673
      @iptg2673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@copeharder7554 i cant tell if that's sarcasm or not

    • @travismauldin7194
      @travismauldin7194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Texit2020

    • @rubencollazo8857
      @rubencollazo8857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Texan here, yes l am here after the SC failed to our argument and yes to a TEXIT if the potatoes get in!!!

  • @dodgehemi0892
    @dodgehemi0892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel that If Texas did leave the US military would be half of what it is now. I’m military and I swear everyone is from Texas lol….

    • @manilajohn0182
      @manilajohn0182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're not leaving, dude. Secession is illegal. As an FYI- less than 5% of the population of the U.S. armed forces is from Texas. Just sayin.

  • @davidcrowder9603
    @davidcrowder9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “You may all go to Hell and I will go to Texas” Davy Crockett

    • @johndunn9819
      @johndunn9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the difference?

    • @Yamileth.solis16
      @Yamileth.solis16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@johndunn9819 texas is way better :))

    • @tylergregory883
      @tylergregory883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johndunn9819 if it was hell people wouldn't be here dumass ur just mad because you have expansive taxes

    • @markrichards6863
      @markrichards6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is he saying Texas is like hell. I've been to Dallas and Houston, loved Dallas, Houston was a steamy, smelly, smoggy miserable place in August. I could never live in Houston. Dallas on the other hand was also hot, but not so steamy. Food was great, people were nice. I've been to Mcallen too. My friends parents lived there for a few years. It was the most boring place I ever visited. It was 75 degrees in December, but there was nothing to do but go drinking in Reynosa, Mexico

    • @GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ
      @GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Texas is an independent nation I wanna move back into the US.

  • @quack3891
    @quack3891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Texas, the america of america

    • @19ars92
      @19ars92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashes
      Texas has more in common culturally cultural with northern Mexico than the original 13 colonies of the United States

    • @quack3891
      @quack3891 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      true, but I've heard some people say that texas is the america of america for some reason lol

    • @michaelgiles8581
      @michaelgiles8581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YAR-YAR DRINKS , thats rediculous we speak english and most of the population today is descended from immigrants from the east.

    • @p0xus
      @p0xus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I somewhat agree. Texans seems to more often then not exemplify the traits that are stereotypical complaints about Americans.

    • @Zephaniah700
      @Zephaniah700 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashes Ya' damn right it is!

  • @coolite5745
    @coolite5745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    R.I.P. Australia

    • @kihnjo4981
      @kihnjo4981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Mostly everything in Texas is bigger than Australia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Team Nattie watch the video scumbag

    • @michellpolicarpio1021
      @michellpolicarpio1021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Deer guy HAHAHAHA, but Australia Is better than texas in quality life, and that is a good point for Australia

    • @azmeriliza3788
      @azmeriliza3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michel Policarpio still texas is better!

    • @christianalexanderthegreat8941
      @christianalexanderthegreat8941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Let’s combine Texas and Australia and make it Texastralia

  • @gyeoehr23
    @gyeoehr23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When u realized that Texas is bigger than France

  • @lucianoarebalo41
    @lucianoarebalo41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lol they can’t even handle an inch of snow

    • @patxepi
      @patxepi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea they’d turn into a hellhole. No middle class just the ultra rich and the poor masses. Plus bad infrastructure.

    • @Snipewoods69
      @Snipewoods69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's a shame!

  • @oswack
    @oswack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    But the question is...
    HOW MANY tOyoTa cORoLlAs can fit in TexAs?

    • @dominationyt7834
      @dominationyt7834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Abezithibod Lord 😂

    • @miksuwaaan7527
      @miksuwaaan7527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abezithibod Lord jeez

    • @mcveigh1579
      @mcveigh1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PizzaBagelRoger Come on. Cheer up. You don't have a problem if you're a nerd. You can just ignore the bullies.

    • @theoneeyedking6801
      @theoneeyedking6801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PizzaBagelRoger I worked it out to be 93,502,956

    • @oswack
      @oswack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pizza it's not like doing multiplication and division is hard OR makes you a nerd

  • @nightworkstuido4249
    @nightworkstuido4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    the funny thing is 2 years later they are actually trying to do it now

    • @rurunosep
      @rurunosep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They're always trying to do it when a Democrat president is elected. It's nothing new. lol

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Texas will never leave. The Republicans won't let them. Their party is already dying. Losing those voters will kill it for good.

    • @l0rdgingerbread274
      @l0rdgingerbread274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@B3Band Isn't...isn't it illegal for states to leave the United States? It is, right? That's the reason why I don't think they'd leave.

    • @protonneutron9046
      @protonneutron9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@l0rdgingerbread274 No, it is completely legal for a state to leave. Lincoln violated two clauses in the Constitution when he started a war with the CSA. Which is why he was executed BTW

    • @protonneutron9046
      @protonneutron9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @James Bissett what ARE you insanely blathering on about? Following the 10th amendment is traitorous? Time for your dirt nap libtard

  • @rao803
    @rao803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    RealLifeLore: Texas is so big that you could fit Poland inside of it and drive around the edges
    Germany: I used to do that

  • @ls2braden
    @ls2braden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Like if you’re a Texan

    • @Backitch23
      @Backitch23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IluSIoN no I am from Philadelphia

    • @moonwart2029
      @moonwart2029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEEEHAAAWWW

    • @theamazingsaiyan8583
      @theamazingsaiyan8583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im not texan but im arizonian, ive met some texans they are pretty nice :D

    • @ryanlikestoontown
      @ryanlikestoontown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yew haw brother

    • @Lvrzoee
      @Lvrzoee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BaconUnite me✌

  • @doukyuuseii99
    @doukyuuseii99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Do “What would happen to the United States if both california and Texas seceded”

    • @brianyzq7776
      @brianyzq7776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the union's economy would be garbage

    • @lordlightskin4200
      @lordlightskin4200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianyzq7776 the northeast would like a word with you aka the other rich states that have old money which goes far

    • @NineToes19
      @NineToes19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Texas and Cali would be at WAR!!!!!!

    • @kaiserrex5874
      @kaiserrex5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2 wars would happen

    • @johannschmidt3389
      @johannschmidt3389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would only take a few years before we destroyed California

  • @Real_Robotic_Engineer
    @Real_Robotic_Engineer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I'm watching this now do to the fact Texas might secede as the bill is being placed on the table with a large support

  • @Texan_christian1132
    @Texan_christian1132 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a Texan i approve of this video

  • @tonylu8383
    @tonylu8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    El Paso: Not part of the Texas electrical grid
    Also El Paso: Not part of the Central Time Zone
    Also El Paso: literally 1,100 km away from any large Texas settlement

    • @oofsaid1304
      @oofsaid1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad cowboy times

    • @mobbob4012
      @mobbob4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wth is a kilometer

    • @harveyknguyen
      @harveyknguyen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mobbob4012 a little over half a mile

    • @anonymike8280
      @anonymike8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      El Paso: Also home to UTEP (the former Texas Western), the last mid-major to win an NCAA Div. 1 men's basketball title.

    • @armandogomez6743
      @armandogomez6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neh Texas is big,we rule here in west Texas, we still proud Texans here!!!

  • @johnathancee4754
    @johnathancee4754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    i love texas Californians need to stop coming here.. sorry not sorry!!!!

    • @williedaniels3882
      @williedaniels3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I WOULD AVOID TEXAS at all costs!! STUPID LAWS PASSED BY REAL STUPID PEOPLE! And Ted Cruz was born a CANUCK, and not a US citizen! HE LIED TO ALL YOU DUMBASSES in the GOP!

    • @throwaway2358
      @throwaway2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@williedaniels3882 plz expand on that

    • @jamwither9847
      @jamwither9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i was a conservative californian who moved to texas so i wouldn’t catch stupid

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A lot of gunshots are there lol why do you love it

    • @throwaway2358
      @throwaway2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gottalivehappy Because for such a big state, school shootings are pretty low compared to how many districts it has. Also their are almost no gunshots heard unless your at a gun range or... yeah thats the most common place.

  • @theragegamer1329
    @theragegamer1329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    It’s also first in the oil industry(state)
    And the largest agricultural per sq mile (world)
    Also like if ur in Texas

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the first state was Pennsylvanian.

    • @Alduin101
      @Alduin101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt the second statement somewhat, the Netherlands is aprox. 50 times smaller in size, and still the second largest exporter of agricultural goods, only behind the entire US.

    • @lammaguy1918
      @lammaguy1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRageGamer yo dude it is california

    • @lammaguy1918
      @lammaguy1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRageGamer in largest agriculture

    • @lukewaggoner6520
      @lukewaggoner6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRageGamer yup

  • @a-sane-person
    @a-sane-person 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Californian looking into the comment section here is like opening Pandora's box. So much hate for California despite it not really having much to do with this. BTW I still love Texas even when they don't like my state California.

  • @ac.erzengel
    @ac.erzengel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i live in texas and i want it too be a country

    • @canyadigit6274
      @canyadigit6274 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystery Boss4704 I can tell that you’re 8. You have to do some research before just saying “I want it to become a country”.

    • @vasthockey4382
      @vasthockey4382 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystery Boss4704 same

  • @realeyesrealisereallies8607
    @realeyesrealisereallies8607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Texas is actually very independent and self sufficient in many ways. One including the fact no outside state power lines run through Texas, they produce there own power and electricity for the entire state. Texans consider themselves Texans first and Americans second. They have their own way of life, lots of very unique cities and locations, as a native NY"er I love it down there anytime I visit.

    • @ECloudDog
      @ECloudDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The USA is essentially a federation. All states have relative autonomy

    • @anotheraccount2052
      @anotheraccount2052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real Eyes Realise Real Lies wow! Sounds like every state in the USA!

    • @SilverCinder1
      @SilverCinder1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anotheraccount2052 umm no it sounds nothing like the other states in the U.S. You cannot deny that Texas is very unique in that they have litterally their own Texan culture and self reliant structure that most states if any don't have.

    • @anotheraccount2052
      @anotheraccount2052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CrypticSilver
      1) then why is New York City considered by most the culture capital of the world i went and I heard Chinese,Russian, Spanish then an English and gay couples all walk one behind the other you can’t deny that New York has its own culture and so does every one of the states sure I can’t deny that every state was a country before but most states are self reliance example your enemy California and most east and west coast states (hence why NYC is the countries biggest city) because it’s so self reliant

    • @SilverCinder1
      @SilverCinder1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anotheraccount2052 because new York city is one city with a lot of cultures mixed together. I said Texas is pretty much it's own culture together. I've lived in Chicago and in new York at different points in my life and they both were very similar. They were both northern cities and felt very similar and even had similar accents. Texas is a state like no other. New York has different people with different languages and dialects, so? That doesn't mean new York has its own culture. That means it has many cultures living together in a city life.

  • @theyoshi202
    @theyoshi202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Texas has a higher GDP than Russia xD

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kurt22 That's why this Russiaphobia is BS.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kurt22 Although be careful President Putin *MAY* actually decide to have your state as an official extension of more land for his country {Russia}. {I joke because I love *Texans* }. 😉

    • @dimi6478
      @dimi6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tsar Karl I ur mom is too

    • @peachinne5345
      @peachinne5345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      im smarter then my commie friend xddd

    • @habibebrahim4288
      @habibebrahim4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kurt22 NYC has a bigger economy than Russia

  • @matt22blaster
    @matt22blaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The vast majority of people in Texas don't want independence anyway".
    So did you take a poll in Austin?

  • @rudrashisgorai9378
    @rudrashisgorai9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    What if toyota corrolla was a country ?

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It would be the dominant empire on Earth, never to be challenged by anyone.

    • @chasevalentine2672
      @chasevalentine2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rudrashis Gorai ww3

    • @mcveigh1579
      @mcveigh1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rudrashis Gorai I know it's a joke. But it'll be 253 inches.
      IT will be the smallest country in the world and it's population could be estimated as 0-6 people.

    • @Armando51roosters
      @Armando51roosters 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan, Commander of Nerdy Army. The GDP is 5 dollars. Making it the most impoverished country in the world.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, you could fit people on the roof of the car, and the hood. That nearly doubles its population!

  • @WesleyAPEX
    @WesleyAPEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Texas would be better off if we were independent. The Texas economy at this rate in 5 years will pass California because California is losing corporate headquarters by the hundreds and most of them are coming to Texas.

    • @Juan-qz4eg
      @Juan-qz4eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @tchirn
      @tchirn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't ever under estimate California you stupid S!!t kicker!

    • @Juan-qz4eg
      @Juan-qz4eg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tchirn he is spitting facts tho, even my dad can confirm bc he is a trucker driver

    • @Grace-up5em
      @Grace-up5em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It might be better if all of the other Red states join Texas.

    • @TheRealUSArmy
      @TheRealUSArmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tchirn talk about California literally having a sl*t movement and your incumbent governor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aussienick01
    @aussienick01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Alright we get it. Australia sucks we know.
    *Proceeds to cry in Australian*

    • @DarthCookieKS
      @DarthCookieKS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aussienick01 not necessarily. I'm from the US and I love Australia minus Mary Abdel-Malek and her dumbass friends in Melbourne. But that's it.

    • @aussienick01
      @aussienick01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Darth Cookie mate, I'm from Melbourne, and I have no clue who the hell Mary Abdel-Malek is.

    • @timpanda4820
      @timpanda4820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      aussienick01 im sorry to hear your from Melbourne

    • @preid122o
      @preid122o 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Desperate times call for desperate measures, you must as a nation build the Great Australian Inland sea to save the world from rising sea levels and gain a ton more beachfront property. It is the only way to make Australia a global contender!

    • @nicholas2476
      @nicholas2476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the f do u cry in "Austrailian"? You can't cry in a language

  • @MrBenenator
    @MrBenenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That bit about the Texan powergrid aged like repeatedly frozen and thawed milk. Sure, it's independent... and that's a problem for them.
    As for the "no state can leave" -- the US signed the treaty to form the UN. That treaty states that any unique cultural or ethnic group may secede from the country which claims its land. The difficult part is getting the USA to obey international law.

    • @dethtour
      @dethtour ปีที่แล้ว

      If Texas became independent again. It would be a disaster for the USA. Texas owns the aerospace industry in the USA, medical, energy, agriculture, and the military industry. Also, it has the busiest port now. Texas would have extra money each year to spend on its infrastructure. It would basically be a Germany of North America.

    • @ianshaver8954
      @ianshaver8954 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Texas isn’t a “unique ethnic or cultural group”. It’s the same ethnicity as the rest of the US, whatever ethnicity that is.

  • @sethmaskovich6541
    @sethmaskovich6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    God bless -america- texas

  • @Luingi
    @Luingi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Texas revolution

    • @josephstalin5348
      @josephstalin5348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CookedPotato 420 Texas Revolution 2.0.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2.0

    • @nothinghere32
      @nothinghere32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don’t need any more stuff to learn in Texas History lol it’s already so boring

    • @professorxavier8021
      @professorxavier8021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TAX Texas ---> money for Washington ---> give New York ___
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @horseheart5590
    @horseheart5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That electrical grid comment did not age well

    • @slnieckanahnoji4876
      @slnieckanahnoji4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happened?

    • @horseheart5590
      @horseheart5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slnieckanahnoji4876 Texas’ entire electrical grid pretty much failed when a ton of snow and record breaking low temperatures came over the state a week or two ago, and it was the grid’s choice a few years ago not to winterize the windmills that power 20% of the state

    • @slnieckanahnoji4876
      @slnieckanahnoji4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh ok

  • @JohnC.Calhoun
    @JohnC.Calhoun ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where in Article 1 Section 10 of the United States Constitution does it say a state cannot secede from the Union. Under Article 1 Section 10 of the United States Constitution if the Constitution says a state cannot do something the state can't do it if the Constitution never mentioned it therefore the state can do it because it wasn't added into the Constitution.

  • @JustMe-gw3eo
    @JustMe-gw3eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    As a native Texan I say the term sussession has so much emotional baggage to it rather what we need is more like a divorce.

    • @jansonshrock2859
      @jansonshrock2859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly! When Texas entered this relationship, America was different it was bold, powerful, and awe-inspiring but now I look at America and think "I...I don't even know who you are anymore!" it's time to drop the toxic spouse I say

    • @Grace-up5em
      @Grace-up5em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Secession.

    • @davidblair9877
      @davidblair9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jansonshrock2859 how exactly was America different? In the 1850s, we still had slavery, and we certainly weren’t the world’s dominant military or economic power. Those distinctions belonged to Britain and France.

    • @alexsmith2910
      @alexsmith2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's succession.

    • @zenara2180
      @zenara2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You aren't a native texan

  • @IR._
    @IR._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:39 Didn't age very well 😂😂

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truuuuuuu

    • @randyjackson7026
      @randyjackson7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We had federal regulations keeping us from 100% power if the Texas was in control it never would've happened

    • @chucknormalaid
      @chucknormalaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont understand?

    • @elijah-jajah
      @elijah-jajah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chucknormalaid when we got snow the pipe system was not ready for that and the electricity, water, and wifi didn’t come because it wasn’t prepared for that

  • @thomasstone502
    @thomasstone502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Being from Texas this video makes me proud
    Also technically we could succeed if the US broke one of the constitutional laws .The one that would most likely make succeed is the right to own guns

    • @azh3383
      @azh3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nameless reasons yes people in Houston love guns here

    • @jmadmaxx7295
      @jmadmaxx7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nameless reasons I mean, the 2nd amendment is loosely defined today with semi automatic weapons, fully automatic, and modifications, so the us could easily word it in a way that Texas can’t legally secede

    • @lancevanceGTA
      @lancevanceGTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ANYONE FROM DALLAS

    • @jesusllanas9318
      @jesusllanas9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J K fully automatic is illegal without the proper paperwork’s also what part of shall not be infringed so hard to understand

    • @jmadmaxx7295
      @jmadmaxx7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Llanas the point is that it was create at a time when guns were single shot only. Keep in mind that amendments were created , and are exceptions to “cannot be infringed”.

  • @ГеоргийПопов-щ6т
    @ГеоргийПопов-щ6т 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In late January 2024 it hits differently 😁

  • @jfintex43
    @jfintex43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    You should do an updated version now. Hundreds more headquarters have relocated in the past couple of years and most Texans would probably be ok with independence

    • @GhostofGoliad
      @GhostofGoliad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Texas is #9 as of today, and Texas CAN leave the union and so can any other state. Fact.

    • @acpropulsion6191
      @acpropulsion6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t know why he thinks companies would leave the state. If they do, that would just create a vacuum and other companies would move in. Especially since in the early stages, TX would probably let them operate tax free for the first 5-10 years.

    • @jfintex43
      @jfintex43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acpropulsion6191I believe you're right. I know in North Texas, Dallas County is being bypassed for Colin County, specifically for tax breaks. Harwood is really the only consistent downtown corporation that continues to expand. Most are just residential now

    • @orcashamudeluxeu567
      @orcashamudeluxeu567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@acpropulsion6191 ? I honestly dont think an independent texas is a place anyone who wants to trade outside would go.

    • @thepagecollective
      @thepagecollective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New Taxes would be needed to pay force Texas defense. Companies would leave.

  • @FrancoTx1776
    @FrancoTx1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It took me 9hrs to drive to Odessa Tx from Houston and took me 9 hrs 1/2 to drive to Birmingham Alabama from Houston 😂

    • @realcakeman6454
      @realcakeman6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Took me 2 hours and 17 minutes to drive from birmingham to london

    • @RaptureHead1993
      @RaptureHead1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took me a full day to get here yes im from socal yes im not lib dont shoot me

  • @hueydoc
    @hueydoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "The vast majority of people living in Texas don't want independence" to which I say " The Hell we don't!"

    • @thedoctorairsoft6813
      @thedoctorairsoft6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True Texans want independence.
      If you are opposed to independence you are not a Texan. Simple as that.
      If you don't want to live in a future Republic of Texas can you f*** off to America. Plenty of land for you there

    • @DMichaelAtLarge
      @DMichaelAtLarge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This video is two years old. A lot has changed since then.

    • @thedoctorairsoft6813
      @thedoctorairsoft6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DMichaelAtLarge aggreed

    • @ernestsmith3581
      @ernestsmith3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We would have never become a part of the US were it not for the Louisiana votes. (Though the history books call them "late arriving deep East Texas ballots."

    • @fivemagics18
      @fivemagics18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I don’t want independence.

  • @alec7501
    @alec7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Thousands of Kilometers of open and unpopulated land” 4:05 (regarding 1840)
    Ah yes there was definitely nobody living in in that open land. Especially say, natives who had been there for over 10,000 years.

    • @Alright281
      @Alright281 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the black hills

  • @stephanieesquivel8113
    @stephanieesquivel8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Shout-out to my fellow texans. 😝