@@astroknight5 :D :D Ohhhh, think you're clever huh? You think spiders and snakes are bad? Try feral pigs that attack, a wombat in full flight will chew your face off! A koala on an average day will make noise like a person being molested in the WORST ways! eeep! Not to mention our serial killing, forest dwelling, hitch hiker murderer! Then you have Tasmanian devils with transmissible cancer that eats your face off. Drop bears. Hoop snakes. Echidna's with tiny crossbows who use their own quills to shoot you with! I should also remember to mention our exquisite meat eating quolls with teeth that would make Dracula drool, fearless possums that can raid a house and home like NO cat burglar on earth!! And DUDE - YOU'RE worried about EMU'S??? Those things are totally harmless, they're not like Ostrich's (which for some reason I seem to think are aggressive and can attack you? Am I COMPLETELY wrong here??). A 7 foot tall, red kangaroo will mess you up WAY faster than any emu, and they have muscles that would make Arnold Schwarznagger hide his head in shame. Nope, the spiders and the snakes are the least of it, especially when you're brought up with vegemite, the equivalent of solid, salty, guinness, without the alcohol, ON TOAST for breakfast, from birth!!!! AND - if you want to start on the weather - which is what too much water is called, WEATHER, not flash floods!! And fire season, we deal with it. Others live in INSANE places named things like 'cyclone alley', etc.etc. And you guys call us Australians crazy!!???? .....you're quite possibly right. :-/ LOL. Cheers for the chuckles man. ;)
thegreatcalvinio bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
Deletedpeanut bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
Pecan bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
“You got uh... Jonathan, Christoper, Marlon, Octavian. You got Donald, Regis. You got um... Oliver... um Christopher. There’s two Christopher’s cause that sometimes happens” 😂😂
You know how I tell the time in the US? When Fairbairn films releases a video, I know it's about 1 AM. Then it is a simple matter of mentally keeping track of the time until the next video. Because buying a clock would just complicate matters.
This vid literally sums up the time when you're at your mate's house and THIS is your idea of having fun. Also: when Jaxon is trying to guess the theme song's to classic show's, and he's in a hoodie, all depressed in shit...LITERALLY ME.
1:12 Lachlan: There’s a circle on the road Jaxon: Put the sand back... Lachlan: ...Jaxon you can’t cover up skids with ya- ya shoes. IF YOU PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT NOTHING HAPPENED Also yes I want more vlogs please and thank you
That farmland looks fun. I’d be out hanging out side all day if I had a friend or relative and have good adventures. Reminds me of my grandmas house lol
@ 5:17 They look like such a happy couple 🥰🥰 It’s beautiful they can express how they truly feel in Alabama (also, never really noticed how much sand dunes there are, wow I have to revisit)
Lachlan and Jaxxon - you guys are the real life versions of Daniel and Nathan!!! (re.Chris Lilley's comedy, Angry Boys and so forth). LOVE your work dudes - keep it up.
Jaxon jumping that fence gave me second hand anxiety
Can relate
I dead😂😂
He’s much more athletic than I expected!
That's why when I'm at the farm I climb over fences instead of almost getting my head hit onto the ground
I broke my elbow doing some shit like this when I was 10, I felt so tensed when they did that
“oi dads gonna kill us”
“nah we didn’t break anything we’re fine”
1.2k likes. NO replies
@@willemmmmm And you had to go and ruin it
@@starlightroc399 welp was nice while it lasted
2000th
timestamp?
Disney around the corner waiting to copyright claim
That's why they used Last Dinosaur's music, for the copyright deadlock
Why is does this have 1.5k likes and I’m just the second reply lmfao
lol
Why does Australia look like a complete different country every two meters
Advena welcome to Australia weather changes every 2 metres as well ahha
It's the beautiful diversity of this awesome country - come check it out, you'll see for yourself! :)
@@narnzipan spiders, emus, snakes, scorpions, dingos, flash floods, sandstorms, forest fires. Pretty diverse :)
@@astroknight5 :D :D
Ohhhh, think you're clever huh? You think spiders and snakes are bad? Try feral pigs that attack, a wombat in full flight will chew your face off! A koala on an average day will make noise like a person being molested in the WORST ways! eeep!
Not to mention our serial killing, forest dwelling, hitch hiker murderer! Then you have Tasmanian devils with transmissible cancer that eats your face off. Drop bears. Hoop snakes. Echidna's with tiny crossbows who use their own quills to shoot you with!
I should also remember to mention our exquisite meat eating quolls with teeth that would make Dracula drool, fearless possums that can raid a house and home like NO cat burglar on earth!! And DUDE - YOU'RE worried about EMU'S??? Those things are totally harmless, they're not like Ostrich's (which for some reason I seem to think are aggressive and can attack you? Am I COMPLETELY wrong here??). A 7 foot tall, red kangaroo will mess you up WAY faster than any emu, and they have muscles that would make Arnold Schwarznagger hide his head in shame.
Nope, the spiders and the snakes are the least of it, especially when you're brought up with vegemite, the equivalent of solid, salty, guinness, without the alcohol, ON TOAST for breakfast, from birth!!!!
AND - if you want to start on the weather - which is what too much water is called, WEATHER, not flash floods!! And fire season, we deal with it. Others live in INSANE places named things like 'cyclone alley', etc.etc. And you guys call us Australians crazy!!???? .....you're quite possibly right. :-/ LOL.
Cheers for the chuckles man. ;)
Cause it's fictional....
When Fairbairn Films teaches you more about Australia than school.
Even when we live in Australia xD
Keep in mind they’re still pretty stereotypical livin in the country and shit 😂😂😂
Welcome 😂
And than school IN Australia.
...Australian is a place????
"We connected tele-pathetically"
- Jaxon Fairbairn (2019)
@@TruthBehindRhymes you're the exact kind of person that I try to avoid in school.
Finally found someone who caught that😂
Lachlan and Jaxon looking like they're gonna drop the sickest vegemite sandwich in the desert...
thegreatcalvinio bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
Primal no one cares
lol
@@TruthBehindRhymes shut it kid.... I'm sorry, but I can't take the same comment over and over again😅
They need to visit Bombay.
When you realized that they are funny even without pretending
y do u think they're doing utube?
just a random user why are you replying didn’t you read his name HE DOSENT EXIST
@@dayneshng2000 why are you replying hes JUST A RANDOM USER
0:44 "telepathatically"
Only jaxon can make new words and make it sound like it exists
@@yleeey4587 where do you get your dictionaries
yashleeey I don’t think so,
He said tele-pathetically
The word for telepathy is telepathically
Jaxon merged pathetically with telepathically
Who's gonna tell him
@@dopaminecloud oof deleted comment
@@dopaminecloud What was the deleted comment?
Boomers be like: stranded in a desert
Zoomers be like: we got in so much trouble for this
*spiked Rythm* Such _delusions_ of _grandeur!_
"Tele-Pathetically" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi Dead, I'm dad.
@@tryvocative6855 D-Dad..?
@@clementlee2078 Did I stutter?
Grappledude he’s trying to be funny
@@jonaha0863 way to ruin the fun
While you thought they were doing handstands, they were really hanging on for their lives
*throws sand* “well howdy doody, well HOWD- *HOWDY* “
- Jaxon, 2019
Well howdy DOODEE HOWDDYY!!!!!
Deletedpeanut bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
@@TruthBehindRhymes SHUT YA DOG
"Guess the Disney theme song."
*Plays themes from Nickelodeon shows*
Well im gonna miss those boys. Shame they died in that desert.
Im just assuming they died cause how would these guys survive in the wild?
Pecan they didn’t actually cause how could they upload the video?
Whoosh
Pecan they are the wild.
@@debrabagwill814 r/woooosh
Pecan bruhh today my homie filmed my science teacher and my classmate roasting eachother 🤦🏼♂️ but my boy started swinging 💀 i posted full video on my IG @primalz
“I’m karate kid basically” me every time I go a whole day without stacking it.
When fairbain Films uploads you know your up late
It’s like 3:30 pm here
How do you think we feel when American TH-camrs upload 😢
@@elizabethgembczynski9280 I've got practice at 6 AM. Its currently midnight.
I’m Aussie so no
It's only 3.40pm..
Or it’s just time for a late lunch
*"Telepathatacially"*
- Jaxon 2019
Surprisingly, I think that was intentional lol
Were just like modern day shepherds basically
-Jaxon 2019
I read this as he said that lmao
I’m like karate kid basically
-Jaxson 2019
“You got uh... Jonathan, Christoper, Marlon, Octavian. You got Donald, Regis. You got um... Oliver... um Christopher. There’s two Christopher’s cause that sometimes happens” 😂😂
Caitlin TK I’m oliver
"Telepathetically"
I'm just gonna write that down in my book of "new words i hear on the internet"
Yeah that's why I just stay out here in my woods so that way I don't ever have to worry about getting stranded in the desert
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access do you mean the bush?
@@debrabagwill814 no, in HIS bush
**Laughs in global warming**
jblvsYT ur a stupid bish
Bro you’re on all the vids I watch
only boomers remember when this was called lost in the desert
Stranded!!
I knew something was off
Yeaah tru
did they change the title?
Ok
“Wait the Brakes aren’t working?,Jaxon, Jaxon!, AHHHHH” 🤣 I laughed so hard at 5:22
Yert2 Dirt brakes*
Oof sorry
Jaxon*
Oof
Somthing I would definitely do...
This is what being brothers is about, like a proper true mate. Best feeling in the world.
I don’t have a brother
You know how I tell the time in the US?
When Fairbairn films releases a video, I know it's about 1 AM.
Then it is a simple matter of mentally keeping track of the time until the next video.
Because buying a clock would just complicate matters.
I’ve been watching for 3 long years and every video is amazing. Love rewatching videos
3:00 and here I thought TH-cam was using AI to detect copyrighted music.
It was you two all along.
Meme Machine haha
“Wait the breaks aren’t working JAXON JAXON!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHH”
They’re like Ozzy Midwesterners and it’s my favorite thing.
Please tell me you don't mean, Aussie..?
I think you mean Idahoans 😆 this is literally my farming family in Idaho, we even go out riding on the dunes!
They live in between the east and west coasts of Australia so you’re not wrong. But they’re much closer to the ocean than Midwesterners
These videos honestly put a smile on my face after a shit day at work. Thanks guys.
The only two youtubers that I’ll have more than a 3% chance of meeting in my lifetime
I don't if it's just me or that "have fun or fxck off " got me right in the wheezing 🤣
When you come from school and see them post mate the best thing love from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
This vid literally sums up the time when you're at your mate's house and THIS is your idea of having fun.
Also: when Jaxon is trying to guess the theme song's to classic show's, and he's in a hoodie, all depressed in shit...LITERALLY ME.
5:21
*Amazing View*
Jaxon Jaxon the breaks aren't working 😂😂
"Have fun or fuck off" i want that on a shirt,you bloody legends
farm stuff is exactly the kind of stuff i like
Jaxon did the best handstand. He gets gold. 🏆
Big Time Rush theme plays for 1 second:
Schlatt:
You guys are SO much like Daniel and Nathan, laughed my ass off at your stuff. Hilarious Aussie humour, you guys rock. Stay cool.
What’s this?
A video longer than 3 minutes??
Sweet!
As someone who lives on an Australian farm, this is very accurate and very nice to watch.
1:12
Lachlan: There’s a circle on the road
Jaxon: Put the sand back...
Lachlan: ...Jaxon you can’t cover up skids with ya- ya shoes.
IF YOU PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT NOTHING HAPPENED
Also yes I want more vlogs please and thank you
"Have fun or f#$k off" is now motto
What happened to “yip-yip chahoo”?
They used it in Lost in the Desert
Jaxon's accent made it almost sound like "We connected tele-pathetically" lmao I love ya'll keep up the good work.
"There's two Christophers because that sometimes happen." 😂
"There's two Christophers because sometimes that happens," as a Christopher, can confirm.
man ive never heard of a dog called ruger other then my dog who sadly passed away.
I just love the fact that how athletic Fairbairn Brothers are!
When Jaxon was doing burnouts it was giving me anxiety.
The sanddriving feels like the counterpart to snowmobiles
"If you put it back where you found it, nothing will happen"😂😂😂
They are so badass riding that motor bike thingy!
“On the farm”
*Shows a Desert*
Wat Australia?
That farmland looks fun.
I’d be out hanging out side all day if I had a friend or relative and have good adventures.
Reminds me of my grandmas house lol
I really like Jackson’s hair at the moment 😂
Seeing jaxon lose so much weight is awesome. I hope to follow his footsteps. Ive already lost 5 lbs tine to keep it up.
I love how just upload random shit and its absolutely hilarious
Lol them jumping over the fence reminded me of Chris farleys Beverley hills ninja
I was stuck in the outback not long ago lmfao relatable
Basically Canadian, wishing I was Australian; *this looks like a hoot and a half.*
Lachlan: "Jaxon, jAxOn, AHH"
TH-cam subtitles: "Jacqueline, JacQueLine, tHAT"
I feel for anyone that genuinely needs subtitles
TH-cam does not have their backs
Joshua Jackson I tend to turn them on for fsirbairn videos, they're hillarious always
Jaxon’s face photo shopped in the thumbnail is on point.
These guys have to have the most pets on TH-cam 😂
I'm actually so jealous of where they live, I'd give anything to live there, looks so nice
“We just connected telepathetically”
@ 5:17 They look like such a happy couple 🥰🥰 It’s beautiful they can express how they truly feel in Alabama (also, never really noticed how much sand dunes there are, wow I have to revisit)
Every teacher I have 0:09
“We’re just doin’ some bullshit today” me and my buds every time we chill on the farm
You guys are heaps funny, i wish i found your channel earlier.
Yes more vlogs! You guys just goofing around are funnier than most youtubers doing their bits. Keep em coming! 👍
Do a video dedicated to vegemite 🇦🇺
Lachlan and Jaxxon - you guys are the real life versions of Daniel and Nathan!!! (re.Chris Lilley's comedy, Angry Boys and so forth). LOVE your work dudes - keep it up.
We just connected TeLePaThETiCALlY 😂 gotta love jaxon
I like these simple videos no fancy editing just comedy
I was having such a shitty day! You guys never disappoint :) sending a lot of good vibes from Canada!
Jaxon's knowledge for Disney intros intimidates me severely
no one
literally no one:
Jackson: *HOWDY*
make an original comment
Its Australia what do you expect bub?
@@leobeckerling but it should have jokes that are actually good and not repeated comments
@@Somebody7.7 wait was that to me or LM zyrex?
Damn I wish I was born in the outbacks of Australian. Looks beautiful
"We just connected telepathetically"
Lol
I love the horse so much. He like "nnnope, I don't feel like being in a video"
Now i know y’all are young i never even heard of these shows
You guys uploading is the highlight of my week
At groovin the moo you didn’t tell me how many acres you have
Excellent personal icon/avatar, Gus! 👍😎
This is such a quality vlog, I wish they were all up to Fairbairn standard
LAST ONE TO GET OUT OF THE DESERT WINS 200,000,000,000 dollars
You guys are the cutest Australian farm boys I ever did see
"I've only got 4% left so can you chuck some spins?" "alrighty"
Yes excellent - look forward to more
No one:
Jaxon: HOWDY
ahahaha funny and original I pee myself reading this I fudging love this OMG OMG OMG
"Nah he's being a prick today"
*starts singing horses by Daryl*
Girls in quad bikes:omg there is no roof in this thing,how do you even drive this?
BOYS IN QUAD BIKES: 5:48
Mate. Have you even met a farm girl?
The guessing Disney show themes game was so wholesome.
only ogs remember the title we are stranded in the desert
-me 2019
This video convinced me that I NEED to have a quadbike in my life.
Only people who watched early will remember the old title.
But the people from before can tell us
So tell us
The segment about guessing the songs was legitimately fun though