@@LeftLeftRightRight16 1: I'm Australian not German, I study the language (hence my pfp) 2: trafficking occurs all over the world, and in many "developed" nations... Germany is in no way the leader of this
"We did swim and it was very cold because the river temperature was not warm." Definitely sounds like something the Lawyers Who Know no Laws would say.
Depends on the time of year you came. I live in the same town as them and in summer the road gets so hot it melts the soles of my thongs. If you're going to come to Australia come in spring or autumn. Winters here are freezing, altho if you're used to snow then I have nothing to complain about.
Jaxon really does hit on some key philosophical points such as no one ever having seen wind and the strangeness of vloggers talking to no one but getting mega views.
This was the best video. I enjoyed watching this video more than any others! Ya'll were so natural, just walking around the yard/house with chickens/cats/dogs horse, swimmin in the river, just being yourselves. It was great! Ya'll are so lucky to live out in the country; it's absolutely beautiful. And of course ya'll are funny too...thank you for sharing. I enjoy your videos. Ya'll be good boys now!!!🤤🐕🐈🐴🐓🦘🐨💕🙋♀️from Louisiana...
Weird Fact About Australia: Even when it’s like 40° C outside, the water can be freezing cold at like an 8° C so it’s understandable to have good weather with cold water 😂 SOZ for pointing this out
As an ethnic married to an Australian I can confirm that along with every Aussie person comes 4 acres of farm, a horse, many dogs, chooks and a cat. It shall never be any other way.
I refuse to get any information about Australia, other than what I get from Fairbairn Films. So at least in my mind, there exists a magical place full of wonders on a far away continent. Where people drink warm water and pay with bread. Where people wash their cars with dirt, sleep on the roof, and lawyers know actually no laws.
Cool I grew up in Waikerie probably just down the road from you guys. This all takes me back and hits me right in the nostalgia, I grew up almost exactly like this.
Really needed a laugh tonight, and you guys delivered, as always. Your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you for being you! Also, your house/farm is utterly dope. 👌
I’d LOVE to hear more about your lives living in the rural area- like it amazes me how you guys can still make relatable content about schools etc - Somebody from Sydney
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"this is not trafficking"
sounds like something a trafficking victim would say
We’ve been compromised- ABORT ABORT
Angeline Marina German?
@@anne_237 Das
Well you Germans are the experts so if you say so
@@LeftLeftRightRight16 1: I'm Australian not German, I study the language (hence my pfp) 2: trafficking occurs all over the world, and in many "developed" nations... Germany is in no way the leader of this
_It's not human trafficking if you're selling yourself_
69th like lmao
Cheese pizza of course its not its suicide
So eating yourself is not cannibalism
@@SquarerootDepression big brain time.
@@alicehillman nice
"This is not trafficking. This is partly my idea." Oh so prostitution
that aint how it works bro
💀💀
WTF
😂
Erm... No
They casually skipped the part where it said “colour:white”
SASQUATCH 101 that’s funny. Didn’t notice that one. 👍
Aussie Chunda wtf who told you that🙄 being white isn’t racist, saying offensive words/discriminating someone because of their race is racist..
@Aussie Chunda Wtf is wrong with you? Nobody said being white is racist
Aussie Chunda I think the only racist one here is you...
@@alien.707 no they're yellow not WHITE. just responding.
Should've titled the listing "hot Australian single in your area"
Lol
Nice one XD
That’s what u post on PH
Spicy hot 🌶
Yes lmao
"We did swim and it was very cold because the river temperature was not warm."
Definitely sounds like something the Lawyers Who Know no Laws would say.
100%
Hey @Lachlan my name is Lachlan as well hehehe
@@lachlanandrews3281 Us Lachlans must stick together, especially with the Fairbairn Lachlan looking down on us as his royal Lachlan subjects.
This is straight facts th-cam.com/video/tcprqrms6C0/w-d-xo.html
So it happens to be.
I would give Jackson fifty bucks to hear him explain tornadoes.
Some windy shit meets some other windy shit and boom you have a tornado
@Random Person i reckon that’s just about right
Chase JabL tornadoes don’t exist just like Wyoming, Finland, Portugal, and birds
Red Brix Animations no Portugal is a real thing I think, because how would people be able to export or import things?
Random Person Have you ever met anyone from Plrtugal? Have you seen an item that said “mad in Portlugall”. No, because it doesn’t exisr.
Jaxon: Helmets are for safety!
Also Jaxon: *literally just sold himself*
What? It’s totally safe.
But if he wears the helmet while being sold he should be ok
@@ninagalvani1007 he is being sold to make the safety happen. duh
@@Binguss47 “dUH”
@@imsogood1291 " DuH"
Jaxon out here being responsible by wearing a helmet just to keep his value at 50 bucks
Very responsive,
I like how every film is 20% title 80% vlog/goofing around
Goofing around is actually the best part
How else would we have gotten “dooooooOOoooOoOOOoOooOn’t HOooOOoOLLDD bAAacK”
Pat McCalk yes. I really want more save with Jamie.
Animals
Good comment but get that fricken lambo off and put a jdm car on your logo
im just gonna say on behalf of everyone, your farm is lit
Crikey! Is it bushfire season already?
Im pretty shure you speak for everyone.
deschutron nice one
I like how most of Australia is just like a massive open field. Not a lot of that shit in California anymore.
I think it's a ranch
"Yesterday was Father's Day"
I felt really bad for a half second there, then I remembered I'm not Australian.
You don't have a son running around in outback Australia, do you?
th-cam.com/video/DbsW67wKlkY/w-d-xo.html
welComE tO AuSTRalIA-
@@Deschutron he means he feels bad because he forgot it and he feels bad for his dad.
@@jordonwatson8331 Yah good point but I'm keeping my 16 likes.
Famous last words:
"I don't think you can get in trouble for selling your own brother..."
Or can you? th-cam.com/video/tcprqrms6C0/w-d-xo.html
Anyone of christian faith would agree (story of Joseph)
hehe
Basketball DownUnder nice self promotion 👍
Why do people always love to mention their own faith jfc
@@foottoast4235 because it's relevant for supplying context for the reference.
I feel like spending a week with these two would be the ultimate Australian experience.
You'll be jumping fenceposts and saying "I respect women!" in no time!
Same
I need it!!!
One in a lifetime
Depends on the time of year you came. I live in the same town as them and in summer the road gets so hot it melts the soles of my thongs. If you're going to come to Australia come in spring or autumn. Winters here are freezing, altho if you're used to snow then I have nothing to complain about.
I feel like no one ever mentions this but y’all are stupid cute being brothers who are also best friends. you guys are awesome
What a fucking creepy pedo thing to write lady...
This entire channel is just "They said it couldn't be done so we did it anyway."
“Couldn’t think of what else to sell, so I sold Jaxon”
I love this mindset
mood
I looked at this comment as he said it
700th like
Jaxon has been the CEO of Apple, CEO of United Enterprises and the president of the United States, surely he is worth more.
His net worth has actually dropped into the negatives. He's more of a liability.
Yeah surely at least 55
No they were the home brand versions
Jaxon really does hit on some key philosophical points such as no one ever having seen wind and the strangeness of vloggers talking to no one but getting mega views.
Jaxon: about to be sold
“Anyways lets go do some skids”
It just occurred to me the Fairbairn boys could go on Farmer wants a wife
I’d watch that
I'd sign up to become a wife...😅
Emilie Dufais hope that's not your profile pick🤣
:0 sign me up
LMAOOO mood.
Don't know why people think that show is any less staged then all the other shitty *reality shows*, its dumb.
"the wind touches everyone moved everything, and it's completely invisible and everyone just dismisses that" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
best quote
It’s a conspiracy!
I've seen wind. The memory's a bit foggy though.
Lachlan: "wear a helmet, very important"
also Lachlan: *films himself going at high speeds on a quadbike without a helmet*
Why is your name not Quackary
Zach, fix this
When I troll like this my post gets removed
@@theshmethan7261 it's fixed now, if you didn't know yet
"Don't Low ball it"
"I reckon 50 bucks"
What I don't understand is why they didn't sell Jaxon as a food because if we're being honest he's a snack....
pey the musician wtf
Yes sir 😏
Simp
But it you eat lots of them at the same time it could be a whole meal
🥴
“It’s not trafficking if it’s partly your idea!”
It’s alright Jaxon if your being held against your will blink twice!
Australia allows it ! th-cam.com/video/tcprqrms6C0/w-d-xo.html
No you gotta say blink once, then when they blink like a normal human being you start a whole conspiracy theory on their kidnapping.
You’re*
@@requiem165 no mate
@@legoengineworkshop5171 yes mate
Stereotype Australian: Yeah when i was little i wrestled with snakes and stuff
Lachlan and Jaxon: worms
I’m Australian and actually wrestled a brown snake when I was 12....
@@lambsauce8031 cool
@@thehappyhippo-_- ?
@@lambsauce8031 wrong comment, sorry😬
@@thehappyhippo-_- oh ok
slavery: is a abolished
Fairbairn boys: not so fast there bucko
Postman: What’s in this package?
Me: That must be my new Jaxon!
Michael Li My first one broke.
You mean used Jaxon?
You mean MY second hand Jaxon?
the *craig*
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your Jaxon is used and fair
Bold of them to assume they wouldn't have to pay someone to take Jaxon off their hands
What do you mean? Jackson is the most beautiful intelligent woman I have ever seen!
Now i see a glimpse of what brotherhood is like in australia
Who else here likes when they show us around there home???
Love how they classify Jaxon as a thing for the household
Like yes I would love a Jaxon to sit on my kitchen bench next to the flower vase
Well maybe he’s a $10,000 cabinet from wayfair. The “jaxon blue flared top cabinet”
Kitchen bench?
Arnold is really gonna fit in now that Jaxon is being sold
K
@@DrakoGo2DaMoon wut?
No he still won't.
@@ethanh6370 wtf r u another hater?
@@kritin4946 Is he their brother or a friend?
I'm quite literally in australia so how did this video make me feel homesick
"Congrats for pumping your seed into a clam, fuckin'.... nope." Killed me.
Turns out crop circles were actually the remains of Jaxon’s doughnuts
alternative title: we just human trafficked jaxon
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1:08
Lol
**the dog poops**
Darcie: "nice technique"
That was Lachlan
This was the best video. I enjoyed watching this video more than any others! Ya'll were so natural, just walking around the yard/house with chickens/cats/dogs horse, swimmin in the river, just being yourselves. It was great! Ya'll are so lucky to live out in the country; it's absolutely beautiful. And of course ya'll are funny too...thank you for sharing. I enjoy your videos. Ya'll be good boys now!!!🤤🐕🐈🐴🐓🦘🐨💕🙋♀️from Louisiana...
“Im not really worth a whole heap we just wanted to see what we could get for me”-Jaxon 2020
“running out of money. Only solution” - Fairbairn Films Description
As an American, I just want to say how beautiful Australia is, and I wanna meet you guys lol
The 4 wheeler excursion was oddly relaxing. Solid music
Used to be a fan, but after watching this I'm a whole air conditioner.
Gene Brabin copy from jimmi Jackson’s vid
@@koopatroopa.3 the joke is as old as the invention of the air conditioner
@@koopatroopa.3 your comment was cold bro, about as cold as an air conditioner
I’ve seen this more times than I’ve stubbed my toe
Seen this comment more times then I’ve seen my dad.
If you have seen him please contact the police immediately 😭
Just a wholesome farm vlog with a subtle hint of selling your brother
came here for the comedy
stayed for the cute fluffy animals
Every Aussie I've ever met is a fucking animal whisperer and I love them so much for that
These are pure Aussie’s are their finest
“We did swim but it was very cold because even though the air temp was warm the river temperature was not warm”
*Yes here the floor is made of floor*
Weird Fact About Australia: Even when it’s like 40° C outside, the water can be freezing cold at like an 8° C so it’s understandable to have good weather with cold water 😂 SOZ for pointing this out
Watching you guy is like watching an episode of Around the twist.
That's it, I'm moving to Australia.
Jaxon: Helmets are IMPORTANT for SAFETY
Lachlan, with no hesitation: *T W H A C K*
Creator of facebook: makes 5k a min
Jaxon:
Hi
Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me
ZE_Haze stop spamming child, gaining subs don't mean anything you aren't gonna become the next big YT you child.
@@haze3256 I have heard the same story from a lot of bots
ZE_Haze
Stop it you brat
@ZE_Haze they’ll be dead subscribers so it doesn’t matter-
As an ethnic married to an Australian I can confirm that along with every Aussie person comes 4 acres of farm, a horse, many dogs, chooks and a cat. It shall never be any other way.
watching you guys explore your farm makes me miss being back in Australia as a latin American. keep up the good videos and good comedy.
Alternative title: Jaxon revisits childhood memories and say goodbye to the animals before getting sold off to a slave master
this made me audibly chuckle
From beginning to end, everything in this was just totally stupid.
Perfect.
I’m surprisedThere’s no comments... on this comment
*replies
Now this is the sort of quality content I subscribed for
"Now the problem is, he doesn't let us touch him" -Jaxson 2020
I refuse to get any information about Australia, other than what I get from Fairbairn Films. So at least in my mind, there exists a magical place full of wonders on a far away continent.
Where people drink warm water and pay with bread. Where people wash their cars with dirt, sleep on the roof, and lawyers know actually no laws.
👍
Yeah pretty much
I live here and it's pretty much that
And theres a melon school
Can we appreciate how badass Jaxon drives the ATV...
We absolutely need the cats, dogs, and other various farm creatures to feature way more on the channel
Especially that cloud cat, omfg ❤️❤️
Jason: Need “lots of room to run and play”
Then, goes on long quad bike journey across large farm to big river for swim.
Gotta love how random their videos are
Next video idea: Buying a pet fish and calling it Laurence Fishbairn
You would’ve gotten more money if you had tried putting him on the black market
Shit just got real
but hes not black though
Zilla IsNumberOne what
What about an ebay mystery box
i saw you on a completely different random video but i cant remember what it was what the heck
Every proper 90s kid got an asswhooping for buying one too many Spy Kits
(d)?
Bruh the only reason you got likes is cuz you're verified
@@slahudeenhussain5297 and a whole 32 at that! Amazing!!! Not even Pewdiepie gets that many on a single video!!!!
Sorry, couldn‘t help myself.
@@slahudeenhussain5297 nah it’s because it’s true you wombat
Cool I grew up in Waikerie probably just down the road from you guys. This all takes me back and hits me right in the nostalgia, I grew up almost exactly like this.
"I don't think you can get in trouble for selling your own brother, can you?"
"...no" 😂
Dad?
I for one thought there should have been more wind in the video, I literally saw zero wind
This was posted to increase his sale value
I love their farm and farmlife. They have everything. I prefer that over city life
Really enjoyed seeing the farm, wish you would do more videos like this. Those cats are enormous!
*I Wouldn’t pay a single freddo frog chocolate for him*
that is about £50 now tho so it's the same deal really
Amy Huntley ??
@@amhuntley3941 😂😂
th-cam.com/video/tcprqrms6C0/w-d-xo.html
Rest of the world: scared to go to Australia because of the animals
Australians: jump in a fucking river
Foreigner
Why would you be scared of the animals most of them run away?
@@dylantryalot6187 Ever heard of a brown snake?
@@dannywhite132 yes I live in Australia
@@dylantryalot6187 good for you
I just want more videos of you guys 4 wheeling around your property. It was so relaxing
Are we just gonna brush over Jaxons conspiracy theory? Cause that was some deep shit
It isn't human trafficking if they give permission.
This is the best video u guys have done please make more about your life’s and ur farm
aside from the selling part, this was a very nice look into how you guys grew up. Lovely
Really needed a laugh tonight, and you guys delivered, as always. Your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you for being you! Also, your house/farm is utterly dope. 👌
Australians: Break down half a mile from home "thank God we made it"
Foreigner
Yea otherwise they could literally die and never be found. Is big
ooft wasn’t expecting a philosophy lesson from jaxon today 🥵
Just been binge watching you guys ur so funny mainly because your aussie and aussie get other aussie commedy
"pumping your seed into a clam": Jaxon 2020
I’d LOVE to hear more about your lives living in the rural area- like it amazes me how you guys can still make relatable content about schools etc
- Somebody from Sydney
I love the moment ‘where’s that other carnt?’ and dear mum walks past.... lots of love in the Fairbairn household😊❤️
thanks good content.Liked seeing the farm.💪👍
Now put Lachlan and Darcy up for sale and do a vid back together about how life in foster homes went 😂
Maybe Arnold is the first brother they sold..
@@Deschutron & that's why he isn't in their videos anymore
Oh my god. Finally. I’ve never been more glad for the existence of Facebook.
same lol
that's such a sick farm
Thanks guys, for showing us the area where you live. It's interesting. It's nice also to meet family members.
Apart from the whole "selling your brother thing", this video was generally very wholesome
3:30 am US time:
Oh boy time for a new Fairbarn Films upload!
LMFAO
Imagine living in the US
@@jacksonjackson265 im 1230 us time west coast
Hi
Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me
@@jacksonjackson265 I'm Southern Ontario Canada and 3:30 Am here.
Such grms these oldies ❤
i love all ur vids never stop uploading
Lachlan: Selling Jaxon
Me, an intellectual: Selling Toby
Nothing like two homies just spending a day
"Helmets are for saftey!" Turn to locklin hair flowing in the breeze.... dead
5:42 Jaxon was so gentle with that chicken, adorable