He came so close to stating realizations in this rant. It aggravates me so much that he basically admitted in this rant that his audience don't deserve respect, REAL honesty and for the content creator to change FOR THEIR AUDIENCE!
Then cues up hour long victim segment, followed by a definitive statement stating he's done with duh drama and he's never gonna address again! *ANGRY SNORT*
His most recent discord messages show that if he isn’t ACKtively involved n some kind of drama, he makes his kids go out there and start some beef with somebody on his behalf. The man needs an intervention.
Atlus, I love your videos, but fuck you for not putting a god damn trigger warning on Phil's big thumbnail pose. That shit will stay with me forever and haunt the deepest, most primal part of my brain in bed-shitting night terrors for the rest of my life. Big ups to the detractors, be careful on that dive deeper into the snortex.
Thank you for the 5. I apologize for a lack of trigger warning I've personally become so numb to the guy and his shenanigans I forget maybe other people arent as hardened as me
“I made mistakes, I’m not a perfect guy” Any narcissist can make this vague, self-deprecating statement. These words are hollow and meaningless. They’re like the promises of a politician up for office; “I am for the people” “I will use your tax dollars wisely”.
Once upon a Late Stream, dreary, While tips floundered, meek and bleary, as the Gin inside the Thermos steadily rolled around the floor, As he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some Dunce's stereo rapping, rapping Urban-style Lore. "Fuckin' Tevin, yes?" he muttered, "Interrupting my Whale-Paid Snores. Just his Fault, and nothing more."
Can you IMAGINE if Gundam got that Interview?! Gundam be like: So Ackdolf Snortler, remember that time back in 2010, when you lost your job? I know you had to be blindsided. Phil: Whaaa? Oh! Yeah. (Snort) Awwww man, I was blindsided. Gundam: So I know you're a busy man, we'll skip over the 37th Retcon of the Helicopter Story & skip straight to the juicy stuff OK? So Remember that time you cranked one out live on stream, then leaned back & snorted? Phil: Huh? Gundam: Oh by the way Phil, The Cameras on, Hello! Phil: (Ends Discord call) Gundam: BEAT THAT RAGEQUIT RECORD YOU TROLLS BUWAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY can make Phil end a call faster than I! LMAO
I love that even though Phil isn’t on the podcast, they still had a segment roasting him. Hope they make it a regular thing 😂 Also adding a tally to the times Phil implied the haters were mentally ill
"Welcome to "Narcissism 103 - Intermediare Narcissism Exploration"." "Today we will be reviewing a video case study of "Subject D" and his very deeply ingrained Narcissistic behavioral mental illness." "Everyone grab your seats and be prepared to take notes." "Lots of notes."
Dsp's estrogen levels are so high his testicles have nipples. He is so damn passive agressive. It is such a beta personality trait. He has no idea on how to just "man up" and own his thought, actions, and feelings comletely. And then take responsibility for whatever occurs because of them.
The primary reason Phil gives to the question of “are you a failure” is “no because I didn’t do anything to harm anybody” Not that he was irresponsible with his money. He didn’t allocate any business funds, not that he didn’t grow his brand, or branch out, or collaborate, or start any business contracts of any kind. Not that he didn’t introduce anything new to his profession or innovate or introduce ANYTHING at all of value or interest to streaming/gaming or podcasting. In fact the only reason DSP isn’t a TOTAL COMPLETE failure of EPIC proportions is because of TIHYDP. Which was a genuine innovation and has changed and evolved with the times. Like I don’t know if that’s Irony but it’s absolutely hilarious nonetheless. It isn’t Phil’s decision. It’s not his CHOICE whether or not he is a failure. It’s reflected by results.
I've watched Turkey Tom for a few years and I can't think of a single time he mentioned DSP before he dropped the vid. Phil can't help but to make enemies out of anyone who "slights" him
Notice that Phil doesn't just refer to himself as an outsider. Initially he describes his position as above and outside. I don't think this is accidental. He truly wants to believe that he holds some moral high ground. In his world view there is a distinct hierarchy and clearly he resides at the pinnacle.
Its the same way he thinks he's above everyone else by not shopping at walmart. I guarantee the moment he has go step into a Walmart as a necessity he'll talk about it for weeks.
55:00 They would say it's a perfectly healthy source of schadenfreude. It's no different than watching Jackass. Only in Phil's case it's not planned stunts, it's a horrible person getting slapped by karma day in and day out.
He's not walmart but he's def one of those charities that his dents think the money is being used for a good cause but 95% just goes into WWE champions lol
It always makes me chuckle when Dave puts a shitload of words in peoples mouths. "He said, OH, Phils in a good mental headspace and wants to stay out of drama. Good for him." Tom never fuckin said that. 😂
I love how anywhere DSP goes to shop, or conduct business, they’re incompetent, and he knows more than them.. Plus, all these horrid takes from Phil, he says so confidently, and smug- is due to never, I mean NEVER having any form of pushback.. if there’s a slight disagreement, he LIMBs them into the pigroach motel in the sky.
I worked at Walmart for 7 years. While it is true the pay sucks, I dare you to show me a retail store that pays their employees well. They don't just fire you for no reason. They don't just go to a door greeter and say "oh you're fired, we don't need you anymore." In fact, the ONLY people I've seen get fired are people caught stealing, and most of them are also prosecuted. As long as you do the bare minimum, it's almost impossible to get fired. The bare minimum is coming to work on time and don't steal.
The insanity of Phil being told an analogy using Walmart, not understanding it’s an analogy and talking about it in his real life interactions is hilarious.
Idk, I'm afraid, but I got the analogy. Like, people like to trash talk walmart, but still go there. They participate, then act like it's the worst thing ever. Hes saying that avoiding the lolcow podcast is a matter of self respect. I didn't know he had self respect. Oh yeah, and Amazon is no better, so Phil's still the same.
as a walmart associate for almost5 years now, heres the truth yes, they suck. when it comes to treating employees well, theyd rather give you a shitty “25 Year Walmart Anniversary” coin as “associate appreciation” than pay them better or whatnot training is damn near nonexistent, and they dont care about their store infrastructure unless someone calls OSHA on them speaking from experience
Hate how he hides behind religion. If you’re religious and you’ve seen dsp’s character, he’d be going straight to hell. Dsp is pious when it’s convenient.
59:45 "Turkey Tom, what makes you better than me?" Huh, so in dsps mind, receiving criticism means the source looks down on him. I get that criticism can suck, but i dont remember turkey toms video being too negative in his criticisms.
I find it fascinating that Phil thinks his “self-evaluation” approaches any form of real accountability. It’s almost like he can control the parameters of what he chooses to own up to and therefore not be accountable at all.
That comment about that he wanted ti se turkey's face makes me smile. As a person who watched phil between 2008 to 2015 i remember that phil was incredibly camerashy in the beginning, making a face reveal a year after i started watching him😅
He does "hurt" people. He takes money from regards who could use it to better their own lives. Yeah, you could argue if it wasn't him taking it someone or something else would but he's the one doing it right now.
I had a roommate in the Army that me and my best friend (also in the Army) would play pranks on. He would go to such extraordinary lengths to act like it didn't bother him that it made it more tempting to play more pranks. And that's DSPs relationship with the internet summed up. To be clear the guy we played pranks on was a bit odd but we were all friends at the end of the day. Unlike DSP he would find the humor in the pranks, albeit well after the fact.
Imagine if you fell backwards into having a career where you just play video games, most gifted to you by your fans, and you still find a way to complain all day.
"its weird he had Metroid gameplay footage going on in the video thats some old shit" people still do surf map footage in CSGO while they talk about shit DSP, lmao
yeah he called torky tahm putrid and vile? i called him putrid vile pigroach on a doody streams video AND I RECEIVED A WHOPPING COMMUNITY STRIKE for cyberbullying
0:59 When he say "Preacher preaching to the choir..." Like ALL of them are Fans. He don't for a second understand that many of them are Detractors and Haters.... Detatched from reality indeed 😆😆😄😄
Gotta love how Dsp "admitting he has made mistakes" includes absolutely zero examples of him making mistakes or apologizing to anyone he wronged via those soecific mistakes. He avoids giving specifics because he seriously is not capable of admitting that he was or is wrong. His ego is so fragile that even when "admitting he has made mistakes, he still can not admit that he was wrong." It is amazing to watch.
I'm not going to talk about the documentary and I won't be watching it because hours of rambling and being baited in a hot second. The gift that keeps on giving.
The fact that he mentions that his "audience" will be affected by "negative" things about him. Bro needs to stop bringing his viewers down in the dirt with him. They're not all victims like he portrays himself as... I'm pretty sure us adults can handle ourselves and not be bothered by the trolls or haters and ignore them. Its like he's shielding his viewers from a nuclear winter.
33:51 I'd like to point out that Phil said earlier not to beat around the bush but now not only is he beating around a bush but he's beating around every bush in a ten-mile radius
Okay its been bothering me on the whole Phil and Wal-mart to the point I had to make some phone calls as it wasn't adding up. Phil was running ECC back in 08 when sf4 came out Wal-mart did not offer online order and instore pickup till 2011.
I love how he still thinks that his detractors do absolutely NOTHING but make fun of him as in if he stopped making content, his detractors would have nothing to do anymore. I think about DSP maybe every now and then and will focus on what he’s up to whenever something big happens like Turkey tom’s documentary on him. Outside of that, I think about him maybe a few times a month
How many of those 300 people usually on the podcast are larpers and outright trollers? I can't imagine he has more than 200-250 legitimate fans who regularly watch him.
now if dsp was invited to be on the lolcow show as 1 of the farmers or interrogators, she would absolutely immedately jump and rush the chance to do it even for free.
13:35 I think I would rather do self deprecating humor for a laugh than have to constantly beg my audience for money. By that definition Phil is 100% a failure
this arc is pure insanity and shows how unhinged DSP is about drama despite saying you will never find anything toxic or drama if you only watch his streams and nothing else
TT has over one million subs and there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If his (Darkside) ego wasn’t so frail he would do it, toe the line (illnesses, robberies, lazy door dashers), and tank the rest of it. In an era where people pay to insult you the more the better!
Phil’s a horrible person the funny thing is he doesn’t know it and just keeps repeating the behavior while complaining about people being irritated by him
"It's either scat or sandwich shop analogy" had me dying. You can always count on dsp to bring it up.
Run and hide, then publicly smack talk is dsps new strategy for any publicity. Coward.
Facts
Oh that's not new. He's been that ever since his FGC days, I'd bet he's been that since he was a kid
@@chucheeness7817always had his hand in the cash drawer. “But not our Phil! Couldn’t be precious Phil!”
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
He came so close to stating realizations in this rant. It aggravates me so much that he basically admitted in this rant that his audience don't deserve respect, REAL honesty and for the content creator to change FOR THEIR AUDIENCE!
How can he mention Walmart while being overwhelmingly dependent of Amazon and Costco...
All those conglomerates are brothers.
Phil the person that never gets involved in drama.
Also Phil, constantly name drops content creator and shit talks them.
Then cues up hour long victim segment, followed by a definitive statement stating he's done with duh drama and he's never gonna address again! *ANGRY SNORT*
That's totally not drama dood 😂🤣
how else would be avoid playing games for 90-120 minutes every day for his pahdcast?
His most recent discord messages show that if he isn’t ACKtively involved n some kind of drama, he makes his kids go out there and start some beef with somebody on his behalf.
The man needs an intervention.
One year later and his ever-declining clout has gotten to the point where nobody even reacts to namedrops anymore, he is so irrelevant :D
He skipped an ad , so that he can do an ad for how cheap Walmart is
He loves doing free promos
Atlus, I love your videos, but fuck you for not putting a god damn trigger warning on Phil's big thumbnail pose. That shit will stay with me forever and haunt the deepest, most primal part of my brain in bed-shitting night terrors for the rest of my life. Big ups to the detractors, be careful on that dive deeper into the snortex.
Thank you for the 5. I apologize for a lack of trigger warning I've personally become so numb to the guy and his shenanigans I forget maybe other people arent as hardened as me
“I made mistakes, I’m not a perfect guy”
Any narcissist can make this vague, self-deprecating statement. These words are hollow and meaningless. They’re like the promises of a politician up for office; “I am for the people” “I will use your tax dollars wisely”.
Once upon a Late Stream, dreary,
While tips floundered, meek and bleary, as the Gin inside the Thermos steadily rolled around the floor,
As he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some Dunce's stereo rapping, rapping Urban-style Lore.
"Fuckin' Tevin, yes?" he muttered, "Interrupting my Whale-Paid Snores. Just his Fault, and nothing more."
Quote the Pigroach: _snort_
Turkey Tom : "A Decade of Failure"
Dave : *melts down and build a castle in his head for Tom to live rent free in.*
DSP is too scared to do an interview. The only reason he brought it up was to get attention. 😂
Can you IMAGINE if Gundam got that Interview?!
Gundam be like: So Ackdolf Snortler, remember that time back in 2010, when you lost your job? I know you had to be blindsided.
Phil: Whaaa? Oh! Yeah. (Snort) Awwww man, I was blindsided.
Gundam: So I know you're a busy man, we'll skip over the 37th Retcon of the Helicopter Story & skip straight to the juicy stuff OK? So Remember that time you cranked one out live on stream, then leaned back & snorted?
Phil: Huh?
Gundam: Oh by the way Phil, The Cameras on, Hello!
Phil: (Ends Discord call)
Gundam: BEAT THAT RAGEQUIT RECORD YOU TROLLS BUWAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY can make Phil end a call faster than I!
LMAO
I love that even though Phil isn’t on the podcast, they still had a segment roasting him. Hope they make it a regular thing 😂
Also adding a tally to the times Phil implied the haters were mentally ill
They could call it fair use corner lol
love how phil completely memory holed the LTG drama he milked during the summer
"Hurt his back", by playing touch football... 😂😂
He really does chew the shit out of his water. So weird.
"Welcome to "Narcissism 103 - Intermediare Narcissism Exploration"."
"Today we will be reviewing a video case study of "Subject D" and his very deeply ingrained Narcissistic behavioral mental illness."
"Everyone grab your seats and be prepared to take notes." "Lots of notes."
"milking a person is dehumanising and degrading humans to cattle", apparently DSP never heard of human females.
If I was a richer man I would literally start paying people to not support phil. I hate this man so much. #makephilwork
His lack of understanding of analogies is frustrating
I really don't want to hear how disgusting it is to "milk" other people when most of his humor is sbout scat and farting/burping
Dammit Atlus, whenever I have a thought I want to type out you immediately say it out loud before I'm done typing.
This man has known the term lolcow for years, and now that he learns what it (very obviously) means he has to cope for like an hour
7:39 Phil's balls finally dropped, only took 40+ years
I'm still convinced he knew that the camera was *[On] Off*
Whines about the term milking, spending every day of his life milking his audience for as much money to waste and they can give him.
🐷 "I'd like you to imagine Turkey Tom milking me like a farm animal."
Ummm... No thanks, Phil! 🤣
Dsp's estrogen levels are so high his testicles have nipples.
He is so damn passive agressive. It is such a beta personality trait. He has no idea on how to just "man up" and own his thought, actions, and feelings comletely. And then take responsibility for whatever occurs because of them.
I'm don't believe him for ONE second when he says he doesn't shop at Walmart.
Phil acting like Tom assaulted him just because he said "milk"' is so surreal.
Lol when he said it, it all came full circle...you need to milk the lolcows. 😂
I finally understand why they're called lolcows
The primary reason Phil gives to the question of “are you a failure” is “no because I didn’t do anything to harm anybody”
Not that he was irresponsible with his money. He didn’t allocate any business funds, not that he didn’t grow his brand, or branch out, or collaborate, or start any business contracts of any kind.
Not that he didn’t introduce anything new to his profession or innovate or introduce ANYTHING at all of value or interest to streaming/gaming or podcasting.
In fact the only reason DSP isn’t a TOTAL COMPLETE failure of EPIC proportions is because of TIHYDP. Which was a genuine innovation and has changed and evolved with the times. Like I don’t know if that’s Irony but it’s absolutely hilarious nonetheless.
It isn’t Phil’s decision. It’s not his CHOICE whether or not he is a failure. It’s reflected by results.
Maybe DSP is afraid of negative publicity even though he's a walking disaster.
These videos encourage me to do better things in life
They do for me as well. Taking a critical look at the guy shows me how I should better myself
I love how Phil went out of his way to take a shot at Review Tech USA. He's doing a great job of staying out of drama. 😂
I've watched Turkey Tom for a few years and I can't think of a single time he mentioned DSP before he dropped the vid. Phil can't help but to make enemies out of anyone who "slights" him
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Notice that Phil doesn't just refer to himself as an outsider. Initially he describes his position as above and outside. I don't think this is accidental. He truly wants to believe that he holds some moral high ground. In his world view there is a distinct hierarchy and clearly he resides at the pinnacle.
Narcissism 101
Its the same way he thinks he's above everyone else by not shopping at walmart. I guarantee the moment he has go step into a Walmart as a necessity he'll talk about it for weeks.
When dsp dose the thinking pose 🤔
55:00 They would say it's a perfectly healthy source of schadenfreude. It's no different than watching Jackass. Only in Phil's case it's not planned stunts, it's a horrible person getting slapped by karma day in and day out.
He’s “happy” rich coming from Mr. Bankrupt
I love this “I was athletic” retcon he’s trying to shape. Piggy was never athletic, not for one day of his miserable life.
He's not walmart but he's def one of those charities that his dents think the money is being used for a good cause but 95% just goes into WWE champions lol
"95%" is a Very LOW Guesstimation lol
It always makes me chuckle when Dave puts a shitload of words in peoples mouths. "He said, OH, Phils in a good mental headspace and wants to stay out of drama. Good for him." Tom never fuckin said that. 😂
I love how anywhere DSP goes to shop, or conduct business, they’re incompetent, and he knows more than them..
Plus, all these horrid takes from Phil, he says so confidently, and smug- is due to never, I mean NEVER having any form of pushback.. if there’s a slight disagreement, he LIMBs them into the pigroach motel in the sky.
No piggy, you’re not making an ass of yourself at all. That shopping cart “Rahbbery” story was totally dignified.
I worked at Walmart for 7 years. While it is true the pay sucks, I dare you to show me a retail store that pays their employees well. They don't just fire you for no reason. They don't just go to a door greeter and say "oh you're fired, we don't need you anymore." In fact, the ONLY people I've seen get fired are people caught stealing, and most of them are also prosecuted. As long as you do the bare minimum, it's almost impossible to get fired. The bare minimum is coming to work on time and don't steal.
The insanity of Phil being told an analogy using Walmart, not understanding it’s an analogy and talking about it in his real life interactions is hilarious.
Idk, I'm afraid, but I got the analogy. Like, people like to trash talk walmart, but still go there. They participate, then act like it's the worst thing ever.
Hes saying that avoiding the lolcow podcast is a matter of self respect. I didn't know he had self respect.
Oh yeah, and Amazon is no better, so Phil's still the same.
as a walmart associate for almost5 years now, heres the truth
yes, they suck. when it comes to treating employees well, theyd rather give you a shitty “25 Year Walmart Anniversary” coin as “associate appreciation” than pay them better or whatnot
training is damn near nonexistent, and they dont care about their store infrastructure unless someone calls OSHA on them
speaking from experience
Facts, work for Walmart about 4 years and they don’t give a shit.
50:03 This is Phil screaming at his bathroom mirror at this point.😂
Hate how he hides behind religion. If you’re religious and you’ve seen dsp’s character, he’d be going straight to hell. Dsp is pious when it’s convenient.
3:43 did he seriously just have a chuckle at the thought that his dents now have to pay more for him to “catch up” because he can’t save money?
The only thing DSP is missing is an old torn up varsity jacket the way this guy lives in the “glory days” of the past
His "4th place Street Fighter II EVO" story is the closest Phil has to a varsity jacket.
59:45 "Turkey Tom, what makes you better than me?"
Huh, so in dsps mind, receiving criticism means the source looks down on him. I get that criticism can suck, but i dont remember turkey toms video being too negative in his criticisms.
I find it fascinating that Phil thinks his “self-evaluation” approaches any form of real accountability. It’s almost like he can control the parameters of what he chooses to own up to and therefore not be accountable at all.
That is because he treats his live like a video game. He just needs to QA a little and tweak some parameters and all will be ok
That comment about that he wanted ti se turkey's face makes me smile. As a person who watched phil between 2008 to 2015 i remember that phil was incredibly camerashy in the beginning, making a face reveal a year after i started watching him😅
He does "hurt" people. He takes money from regards who could use it to better their own lives. Yeah, you could argue if it wasn't him taking it someone or something else would but he's the one doing it right now.
Is belief system is literally, "I ain't too proud to beg."
DSP is the master of creating storylines in his own head that have not happened yet and presenting that story as fact to a highly regarded audience
Goooooooooooddamn over an hour? I'm about to dig into this like it's WWE champions and Kats at work.
I had a roommate in the Army that me and my best friend (also in the Army) would play pranks on. He would go to such extraordinary lengths to act like it didn't bother him that it made it more tempting to play more pranks. And that's DSPs relationship with the internet summed up.
To be clear the guy we played pranks on was a bit odd but we were all friends at the end of the day. Unlike DSP he would find the humor in the pranks, albeit well after the fact.
Imagine if you fell backwards into having a career where you just play video games, most gifted to you by your fans, and you still find a way to complain all day.
"its weird he had Metroid gameplay footage going on in the video thats some old shit" people still do surf map footage in CSGO while they talk about shit DSP, lmao
yeah he called torky tahm putrid and vile? i called him putrid vile pigroach on a doody streams video AND I RECEIVED A WHOPPING COMMUNITY STRIKE for cyberbullying
His only defense is to say 'that's disgusting, milking a human being' when he knows damn well what they mean when they say that.
One thing dsp is coping with the fact wings and boogie made 50k for nothing. While he's still begging for tips.
"Wings and Boogie, they shop at Walmart - I DON'T DO THAT! I Don't need that! I run a successful business!"
Dsp did one good thing show me that i need a job lol
30:58 and now Phil's going to ramble oh joy
0:59 When he say "Preacher preaching to the choir..." Like ALL of them are Fans. He don't for a second understand that many of them are Detractors and Haters....
Detatched from reality indeed 😆😆😄😄
Gotta love how Dsp "admitting he has made mistakes" includes absolutely zero examples of him making mistakes or apologizing to anyone he wronged via those soecific mistakes.
He avoids giving specifics because he seriously is not capable of admitting that he was or is wrong. His ego is so fragile that even when "admitting he has made mistakes, he still can not admit that he was wrong." It is amazing to watch.
I'm not going to talk about the documentary and I won't be watching it because hours of rambling and being baited in a hot second. The gift that keeps on giving.
Lore update: "Dave is allergic to W's." No really, that's what the lore says.
The fact that he mentions that his "audience" will be affected by "negative" things about him. Bro needs to stop bringing his viewers down in the dirt with him. They're not all victims like he portrays himself as... I'm pretty sure us adults can handle ourselves and not be bothered by the trolls or haters and ignore them. Its like he's shielding his viewers from a nuclear winter.
21:15 of course he found a way to make a scat joke
33:51 I'd like to point out that Phil said earlier not to beat around the bush but now not only is he beating around a bush but he's beating around every bush in a ten-mile radius
But he DID sit for an hour milking Turkey Tom
Was starting to get worried that you wouldn’t post today
Me too. Lol. Need my daily tractor fix.
I accidentally scheduled the vid for noon tomorrow instead of today. I fixed it as soon as I realized 😂
@@AtlustheBookkeeperyou did nothing wrong. You did everything right. What are ya gonna do... ya know?
@@AtlustheBookkeeper I was getting ready to queue up a previous upload for the daily Atlus content. Glad you noticed it😂
This was a sterling example of the narcissistic rage cycle.
Okay its been bothering me on the whole Phil and Wal-mart to the point I had to make some phone calls as it wasn't adding up. Phil was running ECC back in 08 when sf4 came out Wal-mart did not offer online order and instore pickup till 2011.
The lies go deep
If i where to make a video on phil on a documentary style way I'd title it darksydephil: from fame to declining failure
I love how he still thinks that his detractors do absolutely NOTHING but make fun of him as in if he stopped making content, his detractors would have nothing to do anymore. I think about DSP maybe every now and then and will focus on what he’s up to whenever something big happens like Turkey tom’s documentary on him. Outside of that, I think about him maybe a few times a month
Awe yeah, my favorite skelebrarian
“We’ve seen situations where people who have been bullied go crazy”
Yeah, Phil, we are watching that right now.
I personally would love it if Kemstar made Phil get on his hands and knees and apologize. He'd be turning beat red if he had to do it.
46:59 you're lying Phil I refuse to belive you were told this
13:24 - 13:33 . My favorite part about that is all I've seen today is different versions of "ANY SUPPORT PLEASE" in memeolgy and Snort thumbnails lol
Thanks for you daily Scorching of the S.W.I.N.E. Love the smell of Bacon in the morning 😁👌
wait so is phil saying he's gonna go crazy and shoot us up if we dont stop trolling? "its just a matter of time until someone snaps"
How many of those 300 people usually on the podcast are larpers and outright trollers? I can't imagine he has more than 200-250 legitimate fans who regularly watch him.
now if dsp was invited to be on the lolcow show as 1 of the farmers or interrogators, she would absolutely immedately jump and rush the chance to do it even for free.
13:35 I think I would rather do self deprecating humor for a laugh than have to constantly beg my audience for money. By that definition Phil is 100% a failure
We are DEFINTELY all about those coherent thoughts and being well spoken over here.
That being said....is this the guy??
this arc is pure insanity and shows how unhinged DSP is about drama despite saying you will never find anything toxic or drama if you only watch his streams and nothing else
15:46 Oh god I did not need to see that humor aside that's legitimately terrifying 😨😱😨😱😨😱
TT has over one million subs and there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If his (Darkside) ego wasn’t so frail he would do it, toe the line (illnesses, robberies, lazy door dashers), and tank the rest of it. In an era where people pay to insult you the more the better!
So we are still in the air.
There is no self awareness in this man
Dsps Walmart rant CAN be switched to dsp “walmart/dsp only cares about money, Walmart/dsp mistreats its employees/viewers” etc etc
Btw, anyone that has DSP insanely close up. As their thumbnail, your fking awesome. 😂 I click on that, like people thought Snoop Dogg stopped smoking.
37:19 Of course he finds a way to bring Street Fighter in this
Phil’s a horrible person the funny thing is he doesn’t know it and just keeps repeating the behavior while complaining about people being irritated by him