Chad Zumock Trolls Stuttering John On His Own Show (w/ Tookie)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- John finally launched his new show, Hypocrisy Police, and his first guest trolled him the entire time. Every hole in John's face is leaking as he goes off on me. Also, everyone makes money except for John and it really annoys him.
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This is an excerpt from "Who Are These Podcasts?" episode 426 - "The Blondecast"
Original air date - July 9, 2023
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John drooled by mistake... and then drools more on purpose, trying to make the original drool look like it was on purpose also.
Smart John... smart.
He committed that time. He contemplated this same strategy with the snail trail when he acted as though he was gonna fire a snot rocket but ultimately decided to bail. Having done some rapid-fire, stupid ass, embarrassing shit twice in a row, he had to take that route.
Watching the live stream was interesting, to have the chat and the hosts all react at once when that happened. I'm surprised Levy didn't puke all over his room. That was one epic drool and snot fest, even for SJ.
lol
John's evolution into Jeff the Drunk is now complete.
The only differences are that Jeff the Drunk was witty and contributed more to the HSS
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice
He’s Jeff the Drunk and Eric the Midgets love child.
Jeff, you are my FATHER!
nice click click
Calling someone Duespayer has to be the WORST attempt at an insult I ever heard.
When did John become the evil woman from the Goonies?
There it is lmao, I was wondering who he reminded me of
Well…the less fuckable version of her.
Right on that's perfect he just needs the fucking beret lol
John doing drunk math to validate his alcoholism. Truly a college level professor
He’s in Mensa Our feeble average intelligence brains can’t comprehend his mathematical abilities
Fun as goofing on StutJo is, the way he looks right now is genuinely unnerving
He is storing food in his cheeks for the harsh winter
fatty liver disease
I never thought it would be Chad who’d have the perfect response to John’s decades of bitching and missing the point “John if you don’t think it’s funny then you’re stupid”
It is wild how Chad became funny overnight 😂
John has finally lost his mind, and we all get to watch. 😂
The past few days of Melendez content has been some of the best internet fodder i have seen in quite a few months. Props to Zumock!
Doesn’t seem a little forced to you? The haircut, childhood bedroom, intentional drooling? This is crackhead Chad we’re talking about.
Who'd have thought that Stuttering John's return would also mark the redemption arc of Zumock
I take it back 😂
Chad was actually likable in this, wonder how long he can keep that streak alive. Opie was likable for a minute but fell back into his old habits, so jury's out with Chad.
Johnson meltdown will be legendary when Chad gets a hold of his credit cards. Or doesn't give John $20 he thinks he deserves
I always liked chad
John probably didn’t want to split Venmo and PayPal at first because he assumed, he: “the great stuttering John”, would obviously make a lot more than zumock. But, when it became obvious that he wouldn’t make more…he changed his mind. Classic John. Beautiful!
I keep waiting for John to start pointing at random strangers and yelling about them not being real.
This is the shortest hour on the Internet. This stuff is so good. I wish it was never ending. Karl is the man.
"IT WAS A BARBEQUE RESTAURANT!!!" - Stuttering John
the first screen grab you showed of Stuttering Drunk is going to give me nightmares. Thank you for that.
Yeah, how about when he extreme close-upped his camera when he was in mom's kitchen? And that screaming drool? Terrifying no doubt, brother.
@@wes11bravo Thank you. Now I am never sleeping again.
Tookie sure sounds a hell of a lot like Jason from the Howard Stern show lol 😂
No, that’s Jewky. Tookie is an indie act, he’s not one of Howard’s puppets.
Jeff Ross for sure.
The Chad Zumock arc is coming along swimmingly
Love this channel! Thanks Karl & staff for making this happen.
15:06 for the John Snot bit
18:51 for John drooling and spitting
26:26 Mensa member John was "duped' by Karl
33:26 John starts yelling at a former mod for his channel, you'd question his sanity at this point.
Wow. John’s a real go-getter. Known for his tremendous work ethic.
I’m sure his Mommy won’t be paying the mortgage on his new house by September.
Im a betting man, id wager all $300 he made on paypal are NOT going towards any bills what so ever
He's a louse...a total parasite.
Waking up in his old bedroom at his Mom's house from decades ago... I'm surprised he doesn't have Star Wars sheets@!
John is one step closer to a straight jacket & rubber room
This new version of john is somewhat disturbing 😂
Through all of his success and money he made, there hasn't been any growth or wisdom. I mean if I had a family member that was behaving this way I would tell him hey stop. But it shows there's nobody in his life that cares about him to do so
You spelled disgusting wrong
He's gonna be in a home before he's 70
He really needs to end it. It’s getting sad now.
I legit thought the Patreon video was a WATP deep-fake skit at first. John’s face is falling into Uncanny Valley levels of creepy, he looks so unreal
Beer Math - what John teaches the kids as a substitute teacher
John in bed.... looks like hes in hospice
Tookie sounds like Jason from the Howard stern show.
When somebody is getting outsmarted by CHAD ZUMOCK, you've dropped below rock bottom of the internet. For a long time, Chad was being called the "new Stuttering John", but I think now we can honestly say that John is the "New Chad Zumock". Truly sad.
Stuttering John begging Zumock for money. Too Much !!
It's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. A 60 year old alcoholic living with his mom begging a low level credit card thief (also an alcoholic) for a few hundred bucks. It makes me wanna bIow my head off.
This is wild. Something has changed with John’s cognitive reasoning.
Whoever told John “alcoholic arithmetic” is a goat. That shit was funny
51:17 Chad comes off like a long lost rebellious son of John. It's almost cute.
Like when a puppy pukes.
18:00 Leads into one of the funniest Tookie moments ever.
Trying to get you cancelled is hostile activity, not violence.
Shuli thanks you Karl for taking the time to view and re-view this entire conversation and meticulously pull the best clips to cover. He will now Copy/Paste for their version of this 48 hours from now.
And upload it again 3 days later, and again a week after that, and again a month after that (all disguised as new content).
😂
Never seen tiki before, sounds like Jason from Howard Stern😝
Stut Jo is doing what opie did and that is when your going bald just grow out your hair out as long as you can
Trump had the idea long before the Opester 😂
Poor John is clearly becoming a human train wreck. How long is he gonna be around?
Who the hell is Tookie now?? There’s too many people making fun of John to keep up with 😂
John has not said one intentionally funny thing since his return. It's just pure rage
John's one of those aggressive
Panhandlers at the liquor store!!
As a resident of NY state, $106,000 is basically a middle class salary. I can imagine it is about the same in CA. Nothing to brag about.
Tbf that’s upper middle class anywhere but NYC lol
It’s far, far less in Southern CA. The economy in that specific area is an insanely inflated bubble being pushed to its limit right now. Seeing how the gross majority of it is connected to the niche Hollywood industry, I hope the damage stays contained to that area once it pops.
You believe him?
Canoga Park Mimosa
Should become the next big drink to sweep the nation of dive bars
John's ski'n the slopes! Blizzard up there.
An entry level teacher salary in California is between $46k-$56k depending on things like district size & education level (highschool or elementary school.) $107k would be for a tenured elementary school teacher in a very large school district that has been with the school for a LONG time. CA tenure means you have to be working for two years full time & need to be considered "effective" as a teacher.
Source: CA Dept of Education website
Conclusion: John is *ALWAYS* lying
For a sec, I thought this was John’s OnlyFans.
Tookie's neighbors must be Oscar and the Cookie Monster.
"Send me $300 freindo" ...Stut Jo Chigurh
You all need to rent an RV and drive across the country with John, IP2 style.
Which one is Blade? Definitely John? Chad?
How could John go any lower. Absolutely BTFO by Chad Zumock and totally exposed (again) as being a jealous, petty, money grubbing zero…on top of everything else.
Also it’s pure stupidity to say Jocktober was Howard’s (hoo hoo Rah bin)
If that’s true, then Howard stole goofing on people from someone else.
People have always talked shit. Jocktober was a dedicated segment and it was revolutionary
Let me simply explain why SJ is the quintessential gift that keeps giving and also that he’s impossible to root for; at this exact moment I almost feel bad and pity for him whereas I almost want to give up on watching his saga and forget about him. Because he’s just at the end of his life obviously, he looks like death is a whisper away AND YET, he will inevitably do or say something that instantly brings out the ire and hatred from the viewer. The fact a guy like this can garner such honest collective vitriol says everything you need to know about him! A natural born loser !
John claimed he and Karl were becoming buddies, then felt slighted when Karl bashed him, and John then threatened Karl's life and second home because of it. John will always, ALWAYS, burn every bridge he comes across. It's psychotic and hilarious
John looks like old lesbian - sorry, I meant a “masculine woman”.
I really am curious what johns kids think of all this
Baba Lily rated his performance a noine point noine.
Presumably they don't know about it due to struggling with homelessness and food insecurity.
I don’t know, but you can be sure they’re a victim
Hair of a puritan - life of a crumb bum
Unbelievable that ppl would want to send him money at all.
GREAT SHOW! play the "drooling" backwards, it looks like John is taking a LOAD to the mouth!
His own, I assume.
The answers not 1 for the beer thing...if u start at 0 and drink 2 in a hour then the next hour u still have 1 beer in u on top of the 2 ur drinking so the answer is 3 beers
This is the first time I haven’t completely hated Chad Zumock, it’s honestly comparable to dropping acid for the first time. It feels great but I know it’s not real long term
I think the “bye sign” is Lil Rascals
Another timely, cutting edge joke from John.
Zumock makes rent this month !!
I love how he learned nothing like we all expected but doubled down hard. Chefs kiss
Has John not worked out that his shenanigans could cost him his job ?
Does the school district employing john not have a morals clause?
Someone pointed this out in the comments elsewhere: John looks like Mama Fratelli from the Goonies.
I’m not sure I see it. Wait…cut out his tongue, maybe that’s what he’s missing.
Does his Hypocrisy Police Dept have an Internal Affairs Dept? 😂
Chad was masterful .. words I never thought I’d say
Transparent California:
John Melendez
Substitute Teacher (2021)
Regular pay: $8,742.00
Overtime pay: $0.00
Other pay: $1,050.00
Total pay: $9,792.00
Benefits: $1,532.00
Total pay & benefits: $11,324.00
Are those the real numbers!? You are the bomb detective nagle.
I do want the Karl And John Are Buddies Show. It wouldn't take all that long until it goes the way of all SJ shows.
It has no soul
"Not if it's numbing you." 🤣
Going to forgive you this once for having a puppet on. Pretty pretty pretty gay though.
Tookie sounds like Jason Kaplan
Tookie is the most annoying thing on this show and thats saying something since the episode is about stut joe
Oh crap I missed the show .. replaying you ROCK KARL!! Last night WAS AWESOME!!!
John covering his boobs. HAHA. Like a proper lady.
John makes $8000 a month? I didnt know stealing hubcaps was that lucrative
Eight grand? Does the human body even hold that much plasma?
John went from beer on the balcony to only fans. And now everyone something I call the squeegee
He’s in this new “Screamin’ John Melendez” phase
I seriously thought he had headphones on.
he said he saved $900 a month for his kids college fund. when he was an announcer for the tonight show he was making 500k a year. So, is less than 12k a year a lot for a college fund ?
900 per kid so 32.4k a year put away for the three kids college tuitions
@@SaulTeebolz that school cost 78k a year with room and board. so for one kid that finished in 4 years he or she would need 320k per kid ...
@@SickSickPhil so the article about food insecurities and homelessness makes sense🤔
If I had a time machine, after k*lling H*tler and checking out the construction of the pyramids in ancient Egypt, it would be a lot of fun to go back to 2004 when John was moving into his multi-million dollar mansion in Calabasas in preparation for his big Tonight Show announcer job and tell him that in 2023 he'd be on a show with less than a thousand live viewers begging for dollars from strangers and bragging about his public school substitute teacher salary
Stuttering John claims to make 8 grand a month teaching and 7 grand a month via his podcast yet he still has to live with his mother. Yeah…that all adds up.
Beers in the bed
Is that video of SJ at the 1:15 mark, a promo for his new OnlyJohns? LOL
Angry Barney Rubble
Thanks for this!!!
So when John says he's had 7 beers, he's actually had 12
If chad really got 4 grand I foresee an OD or arrest coming up
SJ is so unlikeable Chad seems a decent dude.
What's up with the puppet?
Lol "hitman" dan! I would LOVE that nickname!
Karl (Need a Wheelbarrow for My Balls) Hamburger
These past few weeks have been insane. So much quality content! 💅🏼
I would have ever guessed that Stuttering John would pass Beetlejuice for the Greatest Wackpacker of all time 🐐
Chad has almost earned his way into the Dabbleverse from this alone
Fun fact. Your BAC goes down .02 per hour. So if John had 2 beers in 1 hour, his BAC would be teetering around .08 and if he stopped he’d be back around 0.0 four hours after he finished #2
So glad to have regular John uploads again, you guys are way better than Shuli
You have tto have at least 1,000 subscribers to monetize your channel, John.
The best part of that booger is he shoves his face closer to the screen while yelling "A Winner LIKE ME!!!!" with that booger running down his face, lol.
remember all the shitty pranks john pulled on his fellow workers during the stern show years? remember how funny he thought he was? and his typical response to his victims was "c'mon, you know i love you. it's for the show etc..." well chad just paid back john for all those co-workers john threw under the bus. and he he did it with excellent style. looked effortless. funniest thing i've seen in years. john is the hypocrite! hilarious. is john on suicide watch? this will kill his ego. haha
Eww John lying in bed is just ....yuck.
Imagine waking up to that 😁