THE FULL Joe Matarese 'Fixing Joe' LIVE MELTDOWN with Artie Lange, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton UNCUT

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  • @Lilsushi352
    @Lilsushi352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I have revisited this video probably once a week for about 6 months now. Joe attempting to hide this from the world is a crime against humanity. This may be the greatest live podcast of all time. Joe just never thought it would be at his expense!!! Poor guy, I can empathize with him a little. However what did he expect inviting 3 of the greatest& most notorious ball busters of all time?

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Joe is the type of guy who I’d probably like well enough if he was my neighbor or if my kids were friends with his kids but he has no business being on stage. Especially with these three. He’s a house wife that doesn’t know what to do with his time. Comedy is like knitting to him

    • @DynamiteThunder
      @DynamiteThunder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was extremely well said

    • @Chaelsonen
      @Chaelsonen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not even the first dude named joe whose show artie destroyed on the opening night. Shout outs to joe buck.

    • @Excelcior58
      @Excelcior58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This has worked it's into my regular rotation too. Joe is so..... Ughhh. Everyone else was quite diplomatic with him and he still turned into a baby. So funny.

    • @chadczternastek
      @chadczternastek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just gave up when like when like O & Show with like the many many top tier group just had to like go very distasteful unnecessary overboard. Like tell them they can now say on satellite all the wording with profanity. Goal achieved, then just not staying a nuclear force just spoiled me to full day top tier comedy. Once Norton went Sam, and Ant did whatever. It just too much to follow. So I just gave up all these guys for many many years. I knew this day would come , being able to find it all here on TH-cam. And man you are dead on this show was really top the top of all time. The title when I seen it, was like I thought it would be a few minutes of each here and there...not together. I knew right there when I seen your comment it was 100% sure it would be magic and it was.

  • @christianmccollum1028
    @christianmccollum1028 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Joe became Opie right in front of his audience. He couldn't just accept his place and have fun with it in this piece of comedic gold!

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    My God, he actually goes to the phones..... It's Opie's long lost twin brother.

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts

    • @TonyMacroni633
      @TonyMacroni633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Moore wow you should bitch slap him next time you see him

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Am I the only one yearning for an O+Joe podcast from a Long Island seafood buffet??
      Oh, I am??

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jim made doug bell based on joe

    • @Mobeast99
      @Mobeast99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve from yellowstone, go ahead. (Get it cuz steve is a bear)

  • @blurtling
    @blurtling ปีที่แล้ว +185

    i really hope matarese realizes by now he's responsible for perhaps the greatest live podcast episode ever

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agreed.... too bad he looks horribly unfunny in it

    • @GahMorninJulia
      @GahMorninJulia ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Some might say he was ‘disconnected’.

    • @Harpin519
      @Harpin519 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Watch Anthony Artie podcast with Gilbert Godfreid 1 hr of nonstop , if you’re over 40 , tons of old references

    • @blurtling
      @blurtling 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Harpin519that's a fantastic episode

  • @blakedilworth7933
    @blakedilworth7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Only Fixing Joe I’ve seen or heard. Best Fixing Joe ever.

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      First time listener long time caller

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are other episodes? They must be hiding those like the Ark of the Covenant.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep lol

    • @billybadass7718
      @billybadass7718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s the only one you need, brothaman!

    • @drbibhis7345
      @drbibhis7345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@MrEvanNoyesAwwrite

  • @tonyg490
    @tonyg490 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I'm only half way through but wtf was Joe thinking trying to have a serious heartfelt conversation at the Comedy Cellar with 3 of the quickest ball busters alive?

    • @Fafafohi
      @Fafafohi ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just started the video…I can’t believe what I just read…is he insane?!?

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I get how joe could be upset at first, it didn't go the way he wanted, but if he was truly funny and connected, he would have enjoyed being crapped on for an hour. Nobody goes to a comedy show to watch therapy. What a dork.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yea it’s ironic that he told them that they aren’t connected. He wanted to do an interview style show, an interview is the farthest thing from a connected conversation.

    • @JacaboBlanco
      @JacaboBlanco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      His ideas are also so self absorbed and tone deaf.
      He has zero self awareness.

    • @bricecate
      @bricecate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cactusmalone yeah you are right, they where having fun with him, and sure, at his expense. But immediately they call anthony a pedophile and artie a drug addict, joe laughs then they goof on him, and he annoyingly shows weakness.

    • @bobanonymous6814
      @bobanonymous6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea, he didnt realize this is freaking gold. This is the setup he has been looking for. Just sit there nd take your licks. Could have been a weekly success.

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably it couldn't have worked either way -- either it would've been Matarese using his fizzle-after-30-minutes "I'm a family man" routine, or the three superior comedians going on crazy tears for an hour, neither helping Joe M's personal brand -- but, boy, his reaction is waaay self-destructive. This feels a bit like a repeat of the Joe Buck HBO fiasco, though (as some point out in this thread) these three guys are behaving better than Artie did on Buck.

  • @BudsCartoon
    @BudsCartoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Joe: My wife got into a car accident. Jimmy: I got booked on one.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice weed series stupid

    • @JosephMuin
      @JosephMuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VashTheDamnFiend can't create anything on your own, huh? I guess I'd be jealous, too.

    • @BudsCartoon
      @BudsCartoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @J C An outraged comment making both of his fans furious.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sit down Connor Mcmuffin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @greatestthe5959
      @greatestthe5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @dstein111
    @dstein111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I like how joe is “trying” to subtely separate himself as a better person cause he’s a married man

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If he never tried to pull this off the Internet people would have loved him, despite taking the ball busting to heart. Since he had a meltdown though everything about it comes off as douchey, even down to the stupid little “heartwarming” acoustic guitar intro and pictures of “the guys” just shootin’ the breeze on stage. Yuck.

    • @jordyseinberg6291
      @jordyseinberg6291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love how you tried to spell subtly

    • @buckfifty37
      @buckfifty37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ya especially since he sinks all of his wife's money into his failed career and he actually wants to sell his family's house and move his wife and kids into an apartment so he can put the money into his bs comedy. That is insanely deranged and almost abusive.

  • @MeltingBuddhaCandle
    @MeltingBuddhaCandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    He invites three of the biggest ball-busters on his show and expects, what?

    • @Lilsushi352
      @Lilsushi352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “To have a real conversation, man…”

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Should have done it on the beach during winter maaaan.

    • @tuco1121
      @tuco1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was just trying "to have a moment".

    • @jr28778
      @jr28778 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      24:02 " Anthony's so much nicer on his show "
      Lol sounds like he really did expect a " real conversation man ! "

    • @citypopradioFM
      @citypopradioFM ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It literally makes no sense for him to expect anything other than this gold.

  • @andrewday1151
    @andrewday1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel extremely connected now

  • @nicolascage9440
    @nicolascage9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Man.... this is still the best thing. The fact Joseph the Matress thought it would actually happen like a therapy workshop is hysterical. Asking an alcoholic, a (ex, maybe) drug addict, and Jim Norton to help you with mental health issues... what were you expecting dude!?

    • @buckfifty37
      @buckfifty37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, to want to invite guest and charge an audience is what's hysterical. He deserves to be ridiculed for this nonsense.

    • @nala203
      @nala203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Love that just saying jim Norton for jim Norton is enough lol

    • @ErnestoMike
      @ErnestoMike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nala203 lmao

    • @ndepas1
      @ndepas1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What a weird idea for a show. One of the biggest exercises of undeserved self-gratification I’ve ever witnessed. Thank god the funny people were there to make it something.

    • @TurdFerguson0528
      @TurdFerguson0528 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's not meant to interact honestly with these fellas, especially in front of a crowd.

  • @Huxtee7
    @Huxtee7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    is this opie's brother.

    • @rgordian624
      @rgordian624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sister

    • @GronkDroid
      @GronkDroid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rgordian624
      You totally beat me to it 🤘

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is opie? Ive been hearing his name a lot lately.

    • @sparklingwiggle
      @sparklingwiggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessdckey7712 go listen to the opie and anthony show. You're welcome.

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparklingwiggle I listened to Opie and Andy once. They sounded like Stern rip offs.

  • @stamsteeg9132
    @stamsteeg9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Thank you so much for reposting this ... was looking everywhere for this for the past 2 years

  • @fuferito
    @fuferito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Best line by Artie Lang:
    "If you got a bet going on a game, and a black quarterback throws an interception, you know...
    'African American' doesn't cut it."

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Then Anthony topped it, then Jimmy topped that

    • @northernking4787
      @northernking4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂🤣

    • @jbatts834
      @jbatts834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only there were any Italian qbs lol

    • @Vub.
      @Vub. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's used that one on stern back in the day too.

  • @aeskeets
    @aeskeets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Cumia was facing serious domestic charges during this and is still more endearing than Matarese.

    • @snesie7172
      @snesie7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he beat his wife?

    • @TrailerTrashThorne
      @TrailerTrashThorne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@snesie7172 If by wife you mean girlfriend then yeah it sure appeared that way. Ant's exwife beat the hell out of him literally though like to the bank..tss..tss

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@snesie7172 and by GF they mean 17 year old

    • @snesie7172
      @snesie7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buhshmuh fr? I don't believe that

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snesie7172 not when it happened. But when he first started dating her

  • @tennesseegirl9724
    @tennesseegirl9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I bet Jim and Ant are having flashbacks of O&A show.
    As I type this Ant said r u doin an Opie impression? Lol

  • @kevina8858
    @kevina8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "This is my show" sshhhhhhhhhhuuuttttt up. In Patrice o'neal voice.

    • @Shadowless311
      @Shadowless311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SHUT YA MOUTH!!!!!! in Colin Quinn voice

    • @kevina8858
      @kevina8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pat. You just dont know funny. But that's ok. Keep watching Joe weak ass show.

    • @shanebuk7919
      @shanebuk7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Pat Fry I think he is an acquired taste. I personally love him but respect that you don't

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuppp.”Young Jimmy Norton”

    • @dillonwalshpvd
      @dillonwalshpvd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrEvanNoyeslol immediately what I thought of but I also love how Patrice ‘s ghost just LOOMS over all the remaining players… one must imagine Patrice happy, wherever he is. The great Brazil in the sky.

  • @brianh9529
    @brianh9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Can we just get the Jim and Anthony show already. It will be the best of the best. What we all want.

    • @55bdoane
      @55bdoane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jim is so bored of Sam lol. He’s afraid to lose that Sirius check though

    • @advancedraymondology2914
      @advancedraymondology2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I know I'm in the minority, but I don't mind Sam. Ant and Jim with Sam still there but more of a background figure like he was on O&A, that would rule. I always loved when Sam was sincerely laughing at stuff they were saying. He could be the Opie, throw them topics to riff on. That would be great. You see it when Ant visits Jim&Sam. Always their best shows.

    • @advancedraymondology2914
      @advancedraymondology2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gurujackburton that's right! And Sam brought the SCORCH. Haha. That right there justifies his place on the show. I listen to the Scorch stuff every few months.

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ant, Landau and Jim would be great

    • @NeoSilvanus
      @NeoSilvanus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was called o and a

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "My wife makes more than me."
    Does she work at mcdonalds?

  • @NicS_313
    @NicS_313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Every time this gets re uploaded, i re watch

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who takes it down?

    • @dedo7326
      @dedo7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      roddy PROF.E.T. Opie because he sees himself in joe and gets made.

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      de do I miss the opester

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Treasure it, my friend.

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I don’t know much about joes career besides him being a ziltch, but this is without a doubt the greatest thing that will ever come from his career.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/rWdwHGz529g/w-d-xo.html best overview of that hack's "career", it gets pretty bizarre towards the end. It also gets into this show and the aftermath which is somehow worse.

  • @stephenkane1074
    @stephenkane1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I would rather have Chris Hanson asking me questions than this guy.

    • @jamesuva1138
      @jamesuva1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why dont you take a seat right there?

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You came here looking for sax.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessdckey7712 booo

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessdckey7712 No, a trumpet

    • @Cheka__
      @Cheka__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't! Chris and his FBI friends tellin kids to make up lies about me. Little tattle talers makin up stories about me touchin em.

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Artie, Ant and Jim all have had extremely interesting lives that make great stories that they utilize in their comedy.
    Joe is married to a rich doctor and takes antidepressants.

  • @johannd.4856
    @johannd.4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Gotta admit its entertaining to watch a man gettin drained of all his confidence in less than an half an hour

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha yeah he starts out totally confident and almost as soon as the 3 guys are all on stage it goes down faster than Kamala Harris with a promotion on the line.

  • @BudsCartoon
    @BudsCartoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Does Joe have so little comic instinct that he's gonna follow 20 minutes of the best roasting I've ever heard with a story of how his wife ordered groceries to the house between 6am and 8am when he's getting the kids ready for school!? He deserved to have his "career" ended this night.

    • @garretlewis2661
      @garretlewis2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His career did end after that

    • @paulie.walnuts2838
      @paulie.walnuts2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@garretlewis2661 it was ended less than 40 minutes in

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Back in the 60s Joe’s husband woulda beat the shit outta him for complaint about that

    • @cbalaxc
      @cbalaxc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So much insecurity

  • @Mykill37
    @Mykill37 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I have been rewatching this every few months for years now. Never gets old.

  • @TheBabzShow
    @TheBabzShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Joe honestly gets the pleasure of being roasted by some of the greatests and making his audience have a great time, and he cant handle it. Ironic since his topic is taking it easy

  • @Nick.random
    @Nick.random 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’ve watched this eight times now.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think I have too 😂

  • @shanebuk7919
    @shanebuk7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Eurghhhh as soon as he said I called my wife the 'c word'. They smelt the blood. Guy is a F word

    • @quentinjouanny5295
      @quentinjouanny5295 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahaha the only thing missing was Joe saying Hooooly S... brotherman

  • @ZDIDDY
    @ZDIDDY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Nice to see 3 minor league hitters with a comedic Heavy Hitter like Joe...

    • @fredztuhh
      @fredztuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahh a man who enjoys irony

    • @308bushmaster
      @308bushmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 lol

    • @luigim2730
      @luigim2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fawkn home run!

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luigim2730
      Fawk yeah, yah get it. 'Cause duh minah leagah's are actually duh heavy hittah's and duh heavy hittah is actually duh minah.
      Tsss---faaawk yeah. Dat was a gud one.

  • @christopherabraham4398
    @christopherabraham4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jim's line at 23:00 killed me. "300? What'd everyone in the audience laugh twice?"

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the beginning of the abuse. Artie says "You're like the Lusitania dead in the water" moments after that.

  • @flatterswhite
    @flatterswhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I think the addition of having someone to shit on was a great artistic choice

  • @analeyesanalyzeanallies5579
    @analeyesanalyzeanallies5579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love when a comedian says “seriously.”

  • @FatToDaCat
    @FatToDaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Imagine what this would've been like of Joe actually did the show his way. It just would've been Joe talking about himself with his boring life. Why did he even think an advice show centered around himself would be good? Joe has a very normal life full of normal shit that most people do, but for some reason he thinks it special and funny.
    He so self absorbed and lacks self awareness. He really had the nerve to tell the others that he's better at life than them and he probably still believes that. Sure, they've all had their mistakes, but they were very successful in their careers. Joe, on the other hand, is basically a stay at home mom. He's married to rich doctor which enables him to not get a job and pursue stand up full time despite not even having a huge or dedicated following. He literally gets to live a life free of normal responsibilities that ordinary people have to go through because he's married to a rich a doctor. So the idea for a self help show centered around Matarese himself makes no sense to me.
    I don't wish any ill will on Joe, but this showed just how much of an asshole he is. This whole thing is just great and I was afraid that Joe hid it from the Internet forever. Thanks for the upload

    • @seven3oh
      @seven3oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For real, I had to engage all my discipline in the first 5 minutes to not fast forward or straight up just change it, how is this guy a comedian ?

  • @Liara_I_Sorry
    @Liara_I_Sorry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I had my copy of this tape secured and locked away ages ago. It ain't going nowhere Joe. I put this up there with the Artie and Anthony roast of Stuttering John on the A&A show. That's another piece of gold tape.

    • @Liara_I_Sorry
      @Liara_I_Sorry ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Winningduhepicit was great tape. Thanks

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for putting this up ,Iv heard about it for years but never seen it 😂

    • @ZachAsaD
      @ZachAsaD ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies

  • @royletv7162
    @royletv7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Just be a host dude, these three are killing it and being hilarious he should have ditched the idea of this douchey intervention thing and just gone with what the show turned into

    • @killamb
      @killamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol “I’m trying to connect and have a real conversation” at a comedy club with an audience? Maybe work at making the crowd laugh then get to his whining and complaining.

    • @royletv7162
      @royletv7162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@killamb exactly don't invite 3 people that love getting reactions and play to everyone in the room if you want a real conversation

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is actually delusional enough to think his idea is better.

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willissudweeks1050 His meds are clearly not working. Or working too well.

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rabidrabbitshuggers The odd thing is that just having those 3 on stage with him was a huge accomplishment that most comedians would kill for and he still did this.

  • @williampoole1742
    @williampoole1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This might be the funniest hour of comedy ballbusting I've ever heard

  • @Mossman4reel
    @Mossman4reel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If patrice was present for this....Joe would have cryed

  • @jskow9677
    @jskow9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for posting this. Somehow these pop up every so often and then get deleted. SO this time I ripped the video and saved it to my computer and backed it up on my G-Drive lol. So next time Joe get this pulled of TH-cam you betcha ass i'm going to upload this.

    • @harrydrake4173
      @harrydrake4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably Joe trying to memory hole it

  • @michaelfleming8490
    @michaelfleming8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    He keeps looking down at his laptop as if it’s going to help him by telling him how to be funny.

    • @beetlejews
      @beetlejews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @DITDS
      @DITDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy Sh*t lol...

    • @kazardancing
      @kazardancing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..... and you know patrice would've said that if he was there.....

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof!

  • @040119863842
    @040119863842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When artie said that he was going to die alone in a Marriott in St. Louis. Hahahah I lost it hahaha

  • @jacobegleston9806
    @jacobegleston9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Literally everybody is laughing having a great time but Joe

    • @thebladonator
      @thebladonator  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Absolutely right. And he tried to delete this! Comedy gold right here

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea he even said on his own podcast also that he will delete comments and shit. God this guy is fkn ridiculous. At least Brendan Schaub is alot happier than this guy lmao

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebladonator
      How were you able to keep it up here if he DMCA’d this, out of curiosity?

    • @thebladonator
      @thebladonator  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@anti-ethniccleansing465 i have no idea, i haven't had any issues with this video

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebladonator
      You said that he tried to get this deleted… So I’m not following you now for saying that you haven’t had any issues with this video.

  • @Nick.random
    @Nick.random 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve watched this 12 times now.

  • @DynamiteThunder
    @DynamiteThunder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yes! Once a year I stumble on this in my saved folder and I have to watch it everytime. The last good thing Artie did

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper ปีที่แล้ว +33

    25:30 is where Joe signed his death warrant. Everything before could have been played off as a friendly roast. But pretty much after that point, Ant, Jim, and Artie were pretty much just laughing at who's f'ing with him hardest.

    • @gustavthegreat2811
      @gustavthegreat2811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The way they’re all eagerly at attention trying to get one in after that is great

  • @luketaylor3347
    @luketaylor3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you man been trying to see this forever and it lives up to the hype

  • @uppercutgrandma4425
    @uppercutgrandma4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    27 mins in, I know what's coming but, I'm still excited watching this volcano rumble

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What a massive great comedy team!! Jimmy and Anthony!! Thank you guys for all the laughs!! You never fail to impress!!!

  • @RonJammin
    @RonJammin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I have the power of airing this." - Joe
    Yeeeaaahhhhhh, right.

  • @jimkelly7908
    @jimkelly7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “The band from ‘Sling Blade’” 😆 what a line

  • @Lm0956
    @Lm0956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Anthony is funnier than most comedians

    • @Lm0956
      @Lm0956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jim and arty are also funny

    • @citypopradioFM
      @citypopradioFM ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ant plays exactly to his strengths with banter and lightning fast wit. He's the best at it. Actual stand-up is a whole different story as Ant's attempts weren't... great... and Norton being way more funny at banter himself than on stage with written material. Artie can do both like a pro. Norton is still a decent comic but he and Ant are at their best in settings and situations like this one.

    • @deebee4575
      @deebee4575 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@citypopradioFMAs Bobby Kelly once said, "Cumia has a Black Belt in fat jokes".

    • @BobrLovr
      @BobrLovr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mike david makes him look like a funeral director in terms of funny

    • @starchores
      @starchores 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His stand up is intensely bad

  • @matturner6890
    @matturner6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Don't worry, I won't tell Joe you have this

  • @Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the greatest roast I've ever seen

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Joe must have forgot the entire premise of his podcast when he started saying he was better at life than funny people.

  • @billybadass7718
    @billybadass7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this thing. Thanks for reuploading! It always gets take down

  • @pink7930
    @pink7930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Re-listening to all the old bits from O&A reminded me of this gem. I was looking for it, but couldn't find it anywhere and I certainly wasn't going to pay for it.
    Thanks for uploading!

  • @jaywalter5491
    @jaywalter5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    i would pay 30 bux a month for Cumia/Norton/LAnge

    • @fredztuhh
      @fredztuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      facts

    • @MyMomDrank
      @MyMomDrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d pay more. So good. Joe looks like a substitute teacher up there… terrified, trying to keep control.

    • @Buckets50
      @Buckets50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyMomDrank how come you and Jay look like the exact same creep

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Buckets50 LOL good observation. This guy whack af, replying to his own comments on alt accounts, holy fuck humans these days

  • @JohnnyL22420
    @JohnnyL22420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You're like the lusitania sitting in the middle of the sea" that was when they knew it was on

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Artie just made me look up a piece of history. Never thought i'd say that sentence.

  • @308bushmaster
    @308bushmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Joe Matarese and Opie would be best friends forever.

    • @308bushmaster
      @308bushmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When it gets bad, go to a phone call . Lol

    • @TurkFebruary88
      @TurkFebruary88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re the exact same person

  • @jabobok786
    @jabobok786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Joe Matarese is a spaced out Italian Opie

    • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
      @suspicioustumbleweed4760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the shirt more than anything brothaman

    • @calvinrivera49
      @calvinrivera49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol lol

    • @LetsSmokePodcast
      @LetsSmokePodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is so insulting because not being Italian is literally the only thing Opie’s got going for him

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brotha man, brotha man.

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s go to lady trucker!

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Joe's fake laughter starts at 8:35, it was at that moment he understood he was woefully outclassed by the synergistic level of funny TWO of his three guests could manage. At 8:40 it was codified when the audience got Jimmy's joke before Joe, himself, did, in short, it was at that moment, Joe knew he'd fucked up.

  • @bmcminn8838
    @bmcminn8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He is at the comedy cellar expecting a real deep conversation with 3 of the best in the business

  • @carlosdanger4648
    @carlosdanger4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ant comes out rips him jimmy comes out rips him apart even more, then after Artie he was done already you could tell

  • @Nick.random
    @Nick.random 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve watched this four times now.

  • @tommyapples8490
    @tommyapples8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    He should have just rolled with the punches and smiled, he is overly self conscious. As a NY comedian knowing all these guys, he should know how to take some shots and give some back... it seems insulting to have guys trashing you, but its how comedians get laughs. It's not the jokes about you, that makes you look bad, it's how you respond to them.

    • @JoseSanchez-zo5tb
      @JoseSanchez-zo5tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit really?

    • @brek5
      @brek5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and man....the three guys on stage are some of the best. I mean, I have honestly thought of better things to respond with than Jim (for example) in some cases, but it's like....I think of those things HOURS after listening to the show. Jim, Artie, and Anthony come up with HILARIOUS stuff on the spot, and they do it consistently. I could write letters with these guys, but man...wouldn't think I could hang on stage with them, which this guy apparently did.

    • @JoseSanchez-zo5tb
      @JoseSanchez-zo5tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brek5 Wow, seriously?

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      brek5 it’s uncomfortable to read this

    • @JoseSanchez-zo5tb
      @JoseSanchez-zo5tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 That's because you're not a retard.

  • @SethMcFartlane
    @SethMcFartlane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This was back when Artie had a human nose.

  • @joshw1356
    @joshw1356 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is amazing. Thank you so much.

    • @thebladonator
      @thebladonator  ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome, I'm glad you like it

  • @trumpney3308
    @trumpney3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    To quote Artie "I didn't think I'd like this as much", Pretty much sums up my review as well.

  • @edithm3425
    @edithm3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This is legendary. I love how Artie just fucking leaves at the end too 😂

    • @ale58301
      @ale58301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Take care" 😂😂😂

    • @eddieharman3650
      @eddieharman3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I have a sneaking suspicion that Artie was itching to go see his dealer. LOL

  • @johnmoser9731
    @johnmoser9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is literally the three funniest and greatest personalities that have ever been on radio in the history of the planet.

    • @thebladonator
      @thebladonator  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      steady on, have you ever heard of Spike Milligan?

    • @johnmoser9731
      @johnmoser9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactusmalone He and Colin are amazing but kinda consider them guest stars.

  • @DoesNotInhale
    @DoesNotInhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Big Jay was right. This dude hates being a mediocre comedian

    • @thebladonator
      @thebladonator  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big Jay is a bit gay, IMO

    • @nunyabizwacks6711
      @nunyabizwacks6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he really does and from watching a few of his podcasts he constantly complains and bitches about things and 'reasons' he cant get more success. Of course thru no fault of his own. Its social medias fault, tvs fault, bigger comedians faults, young peoples faults, etc etc

    • @philmehrart
      @philmehrart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebladonator Tsssss Big Gay

  • @CazaDeYork
    @CazaDeYork 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That gentle acoustic at the beginning really hammers home how completely unprepared Joe was for this. It's like a birdsong before a volcanic eruption and makes it even funnier.

    • @X-Scorpio-33
      @X-Scorpio-33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The way he introduced Artie

  • @kanemura93
    @kanemura93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    His Florentine impression is very good though.

  • @cloughie1981
    @cloughie1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Damn Joe'stand-up to kick this debacle off is actually cringe. He's a literal cringe merchant. Beautiful.

  • @odonnchadha1978
    @odonnchadha1978 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey I used a few minutes of this in a video I'm going to make public tomorrow. I just wanted to say thanks a million times for putting this up, and I'm going to put on it your channel name and a link to it. Thanks again my friend

  • @louclarkson6098
    @louclarkson6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    What was he thinking?

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me me me me me

    • @rjacks2
      @rjacks2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he had an idea of what the show was gonna be and when it wasn’t like that he panicked. He should’ve just sat and enjoyed himself it was getting a lot of laughs except for that awkward part. Even after he does alright but damn that was weird talking about how they can’t connect 😂

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And he started so strong with the Florentine impression haha. God bless you Joe

  • @BudsCartoon
    @BudsCartoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe: Let me ask a few quick questions about you guys so we can talk about me for an hour.

  • @ClosingTheHandigap
    @ClosingTheHandigap ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:35 His accent change from the beginning to the end of this one sentence causes me physical pain every time this is the single greatest podcast ever.

  • @realcane9908
    @realcane9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    its funny how artie mentions his addiction to try and lighten the mood

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God this is so amazing. Whenever I’m down I just come back here 😂 Joe accidentally made the best podcast episode ever!!

  • @peglerbc
    @peglerbc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Joe Matarese should do his best Brody Stevens impersonation.

    • @JohnnyL22420
      @JohnnyL22420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to like your comment because its funny except brody was funny and actually sick. Joe isn't funny and isn't sick. Just lame and pathetic. Brody was a loss joe wouldn't be

    • @dsmg3256
      @dsmg3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnnyL22420 So

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heaed Brody Stevens offed himself because he was friends with Chad Zumock.

  • @dooberto
    @dooberto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The only thing this dude has brought to comedy is giving bocchetti a ride to arties podcast.

  • @mikeyx360x
    @mikeyx360x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When a guy can't take it that some other guys are much funnier than he is. just accept it! Chime in where possible but have fun with some of the funniest men of all time

    • @seven3oh
      @seven3oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      seriously, he looks so bad in this, talking about connecting when he can't muster anything funny to say...

    • @derekgleeson1353
      @derekgleeson1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell Opie

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Opie's brother

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "When a black quarterback throws an interception, 'African-American' doesn't cut it." 😂😂

    • @johnps30
      @johnps30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "or if a cab cuts you off" ...

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@johnps30Or if you see one with a white girl

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Too bad Patrice didn't get to witness this. I can just hear him laughing at this impromptu roast.

  • @Trozzo
    @Trozzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Joe looked further pissed during the Q&A part, his face went pretty red

  • @danwurth5272
    @danwurth5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Three heavy hitting ballbusters on your show at once. You better be fucking ready. Joe wasn't.

  • @abstractnonsense3253
    @abstractnonsense3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    _Every instinct I have in comedy means we will never speak again_ ~ Artie Lange

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I say this with 100% sincerity, Greg "Opie" Hughes is funnier than Joey Mattresses. In all fairness his Florentine impression in the beginning was pretty funny. I've watch this probably a dozen times now and it's funnier every time. Ant, Art and lil Yimmy had amazing comedic chemistry.

    • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
      @WoahLookAtThatFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think of Opie and Joe as equals.
      Only difference is that one's Italian and the other has strawberry-blonde hair

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's an amazing similarity between Opie and Matarese -- not saying that sarcastically -- Opie does this exact same "Yeah, yeah, you all talk fast with your funny stories, but we all know you have dysfunctional private lives, and you can't show your real feelings, and you hide behind your jokes" line, and uses it several times over the years, on Jimmy, on Anthony, on recurring guests like Colin Quinn. Cumia explicitly calls out the parallel at 31:37.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sskoog ironically vos put it perfectly “Opie is just mean”. Anthony, lil yimmy, vos, Kells Bells, Colin, Artie, etc, say mean/fucked up things but are actually nice guys.
      Opie and Matarese pretend to be nice guys but are actually narcissistic, cruel, sadistic people.

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 Vos, who was [supposedly] good friends with Opie in the beginning. Vos, who later went on his private Patreon podcast to say "I [Vos] just learned Opie is paying his new comedian sidekicks $750 per day, and I never got paid anything." Opie oughtta pay more attention to that -- he [Opie] thoroughly burned + shat all over that bridge.

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Credit where due: Joe's Florentine impression is insane. It wasn't nearly that good when he was in his awful "FaceSwap" phase. Here, it made me do a double take.

  • @unstartedartist
    @unstartedartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    wow Artie is so much funnier here than he was during his specials in the mid 2000s, he’s gotten funnier with age

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Artie does really well when he has people to play off of. His quick wit is his biggest comedic asset. He’s not a good stand up and isn’t an especially good writer.

    • @mysonandme8424
      @mysonandme8424 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactusmalone .........oh, C'MON!!!

    • @slabathonfury3879
      @slabathonfury3879 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's always off the cuff. I never gave a shit about his standup (or acting. LOL)

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have no idea what this guy thought would happen when you bring three of the funniest people alive onto a show

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This literally ended his career too

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alo4912 He got exposed as being really unfunny.... he looked like what would happen if you or I went up there with those three

  • @cody1482
    @cody1482 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe drops then "I married a doctor" like its a brag. His wife is probably never home, always tired, makes him raise the kids. There's a reason men don't care what a woman does for living when they're trying to date.

  • @tonyc9460
    @tonyc9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for uploading this, was looking for it the other month but thought it had been scrubbed from existence by Joe.

  • @spittlefish5208
    @spittlefish5208 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Wow this was brutal. On one hand, extremely funny, but on the other almost unbearingly cringe. I was almost rooting for Joe to get it together and go with the flow, but then he just bricked up and returned to dumb questions over and over, sometimes right after something hilarious. The fact those three could power through him sucking the energy out of the room is kinda crazy; lots of people would go with the flow and come down to his level.

    • @jackjames1
      @jackjames1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When Artie said “Take care” and left was perfect 😂

    • @baxter326
      @baxter326 ปีที่แล้ว

      But seriously

    • @ZachAsaD
      @ZachAsaD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is like an endurance test for comedians 😂

    • @SuperVolsung
      @SuperVolsung ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol working with Opie was great practice

  • @tubermensch3503
    @tubermensch3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the upload, this was great.

  • @krazykkarl
    @krazykkarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So the guy in the crowd is from "west texas" but speaks with a new york accent. Gonna have to assume joe planted a buddy.

  • @swannie35
    @swannie35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best line...Artie (55:14)... “Take care, Joe.” 🎤 drop

  • @Ross_Antonich
    @Ross_Antonich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Remember when matarese did America’s got talent as a “career move” LOL

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s crazier is he got a standing ovation after his first appearance. Even he was shocked. Next appearance he bombed.