Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713
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Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!
We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys!
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00:00:00 - Intro - Disrespect
00:05:16 - Stale Chips Mystery
00:09:47 - Opening Clip - Columbian Wife
00:14:17 - The OG Batman and Jack Nicholson
00:24:14 - Horrible or Hilarious and McDonalds
00:27:41 - Enny is Healthy + Drive Thru “I Love You”
00:37:14 - Lauren Compton - Tom’s Red Flags
00:45:55 - Tom and Christina’s Relationship
00:50:29 - Gen Z’s New Slang
00:56:08 - Getting Cheated On
00:59:35 - Kevin Samuels
01:05:00 - Revenge Dick and Cool Guys
01:12:44 - Finding Kinks
01:21:24 - Good Morning Julia
01:27:42 - Closing Song - "man from match" by real otto pd - ตลก
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Tommy introducing the new sister wife to the main mommy.
Y’all know what’s a banana split?
Latter Day Mommies
Betcha she’d eat the bear scrum.
Christine better step up mouth munch that mush.
@@jessevennard2640just lemme eat cha
Vegan, Poly, Bi
“ This week on Two Blondes, One Tom…”
👱🏻♀️👨🏻🦲👱🏻♀️
You go Jeans!
Fun fact all 3 are bald 😉
2 blondes one scrum.
_Nice!_ 🎖 could've possibly closed the comments after this.👏
Props to this guy, managed to comment without mentioning death, dicks, pussy, ass, or sex and still got 600+ likes. I think you might be too good for this "low-brow" community.
There is no WAY Tom meant anything other than murder with the dresser thing lol
still blows my mind how popular this podcast has become. I remember when it was like iin the top 30-40 on apple and now the mommies are cranking in half a mil views within a day of airing it? high and tight
i’m glad Christine finally said something.. Tom has been acting hella soft without getting his daily kills,Thank you for your service.
Yea and he thought Christine had stolen valor over finding the mailbox key. Next he’s gonna be a Jody
I needed more content of Tom and his platoon😂
@@1ninjaemo He should legit record his missions and post them. They'd be a huge hit. It'd be nice to see him and his brothers in action.
Wait what’s all this about kills and service? As in on comedy clubs or actual military lol
@@cara.leo_ you wouldn’t understand 😒
It bring tears to my eyes😭thinking about what Tom must go through just to protect this country.
Just him and a few other dedicated Patriots. 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
I salute the sky every night thinking of him and his brave brethren.
At least he gets priority seating at the airport
@@CIRCLEOFTONE hahaha
Combat talk 💪🪖
"Let my man cook" lmao love seeing Tim keep up with current memes
Christina giving a shout out to “WEIRD SCIENCE “ classic. The randomness of the podcast is what’s so great.💯
There’s no way Bart stopped eating chips before the bag was empty
a valid point, but he might have left a lil bit
😂😂
Danny Brown Or Josh Potter
Bart is the type of guy to turn the bag up and leave chip crumbs on his face til he jumps in the pool for his monthly bath.
This needed to be said 😂
It's great of Christine to interview Tim's next wife
She's gonna disappear UPS-style 😂
Dalmatian wife lyfe for Tbunz
She's got all the qualifications:
Fake Blonde ✅
Not Funny ✅
Lauren I’d love to have you on the secret show this Thursday
@@ogpapabless9777😂😂
Imagine lauren interviewing Patrice O'neal 😂
14:08 "let my man cook" was the greatest thing ive ever heard tom say 😂😂
This is pretty bold of Tim, putting his future ex wife through this.
Hahaha
Just like the above comment, Who's Tim..?!🤔
@@timturk1899Tim = Tom. Christine = Christina.
@timturk1899 Tim Saguaro
@timturk1899 if you have to ask you are just low and loose.
Shoutout to Enny for discovering the concept of using your refrigerator to save food for later when you're hungry.Great Job!
I mean Enny said he wasn't the one who put the food in their. which he gives his girl full credit for. Not shitting on him.
@@cabobs2000He needs the shit though
I've been so confused about this man's name for like the year I've watched ymh, Lenny or enny
Everytime that wanna be an N wants to talk slang and say thats “cap” its like who the fuck is that guy? Mind as well be talking to chat gbt. He is a peon!!
@@jellypasta151 enny..
Love this. Lauren is so sweet and laughed so many times from her reactions to the video.
I adore whomever it is in the background that is constantly laughing ♥️ your chuckle brings me joy
That would be our cherished Israeli producer Nadav Itzskowitz. His laugh has been adding a little extra enjoyment and character to this podcast for years! I absolutely love hearing his laugh on these and the other YMH produced podcasts that are now in existence. It's like soul food, just.makes ya feel good inside 😀
Threesom for 15 year anniversary with these 2, Tom deserves it
So does Christina!
"I'll pass" Tommy S.
Christina can eat Tod's scrum
Miss Compton could take a deuce in a hotdog bun and I would consider putting mustard on it!!
@@2guys1cliplol😨
Hilary Duff's doppelganger and Tom's 2nd wife. How adorable
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Hilary.
Holy shit she does lol
This was a genuinely fun episode 😊 Tim definitely wants to split Lauren’s ham
The only people who wouldn’t want to part those meat curtains have ED
Who in their right mind wouldnt want to
It’s so underrated that in the Good morning Julia video he says getting to meet her was one of the greatest moments of his LIFE 😂😂😂
Christine has NEVER been more handsy with Tim, than when in the presence of a younger, hotter blonde on a Pod
yess! just said the same thing lol
Who's this "Tim" you commenters keep referring to..?!🤔
@@timturk1899it’s you
@@timturk1899obviously you
@@timturk1899you really are boring af huh?
All for Lauren being known as Step Mommy.
@@funzy101 Lauren's head is stuck in the dryer....AGAIN!?!?
please no
Step on me step mommy
Step Rib
Is she going to get stuck in the dryer? Under the bed?
"What is the oppisite of taking your staff on a vacation" oh I loll'd so hard at that
Nice weird science reference Christina! Such a hilarious scene with Gary’s parents!!!
Christina has touched Tom more in this one video than she has ever! Claiming Tom as hers in front of the next Mommy! Good luck Christina!
Good luck Chrisy. She’s hot af
hahaha "good luck"
Ya better start the scrum treatment before Daddy outsources
LMFAOOO
This is the exact kind of arm chair phycology i made myself. Great observational skills we both have.
If Lauren eats scrums, Christina is in danger.
Wrote this before the discussion took place lol
Wow that's a good point. Better nut up Christina. Lauren goes for Scrum she could take the whole kingdom down
Throw in a pegging session and Christina is toast. 😢
She said she doesn’t and wouldn’t peg
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 But does she really know what she wants?
Really loved this episode - I'll be checking Lauren's show out!
Christinas admission that pregnancy destroys sexual dynamics until the kids get older was the most adult thing I've ever heard. With her comedic delivery it helps the words skate by anyone that doesnt have the life experience like any good comedy should.
You know Tom is just thinking of splitting Lauren’s ham.
He’s not wrong to think that .
Naturally.
Of course!
Me too
@@joneconomidis2125 this is a way better “me too” movement .
That death look Christina sends Tom after the "put together" comment 😅
Pissed
timestamp??
Around 35:55
ah great call there!
@@paintballbiggie thanks for that timestamp!
Thanks for the video, dude! You've always got the magic 🎉
My mailman and I yell "I love you" to each other all the time. It's a small town. The looks we get are fantastic
Christa's pearl neckless is proportional to Tim's loads
That's an awful honest and descriptive bit of informaton from a man
🪣🪣🪣
😂😂😂
Buckets bruh
I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Tom to ask the scrum question
Great episode as always. Lauren is amazing!
1:14:12 the change from utter horror to laughter is perfect
Tim's future wife two times in a row at YMH studios is wild.
Lmao nadav catching himself, "He's not the type of person we... I'm just gonna pump the brakes right now." 😂 1:52
Time stamp
@@skyhawkballer14around 2:08 - 2:10
So fucking funny
@@AmandaBurns14 1:52
Love Nativ
Let him cook 😂 had me dying
The guys in the booth always make the episodes lol. It’s like their own laugh track lol
There's definitely a correlation between Christine's level of meows in the intro song and how wild her takes are during that show....
Watching Christine trying to hold back her jealousy is so entertsining lmao. This is the most ive seen her touch Tim since ive watched this podcast
Lmfao literally
It's only natural she knows her man is worthy and if she will do anything to protect her bubble.
Super healthy for their relationship tho, as long as Tom isn’t a cheater lmao
I didn't think she seemed jealous at all. Yall are being silly and reading way too much into stuff.
Tim needs to start streaming his VR combat missions, it would be another awesome addittion to the YMH universe. Leaving money on the table guys.
Mommy with the "weird science" quote. I am here for it.
Clearly Tom throughly vetted their new employee and was intimately involved in the hiring process.
She has some huge glowing references.
He obviously interviewed her on a saatva
Couch casting.
Gotta love Autism, Texas. Edit: Austin lol
He buys them all vettes like Mr deeds
Daddy needs to get emptied on a daily basis
"Let my man cook" lmao I'm fucking losing it!
"Lets go full throttle...I'd love to build you whatever you want... hope this video doesn't scare you." Hahahahahha
Very proud of Ennys character progression
nadav next I hope lol
Health is cap
oh god
Hot Sauce is da best...........
I can solve the mystery of the open chip bag. I work at a vending company actually in Austin tx lol but every single box of chips we get in, has a couple popped bags in the bottom of the box. We try our best to notice and pick em out but inevitably one or two make it to our customers. If it was an opened bag buried at the bottom of the pile, guarantee it just got squished and popped open.
This episode had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol, youtube won't show that.
Christine, too awesome. luv the way U think.
" They're not dead yet."
That was Super Funny Christine.
Looks like Ms. Lauren is willing to take care of Toms scrum
Oh, for sure! She's got that hunger in her eyes.
She's a scrumhound that can't put the scrum down
One might even say she’s got a “hankerin’ for scrum”
Lol not even she got grossed out when he even said it 😂😂
acting grossed out means they want it
I love how Christine asks everyone about if they knew what a LENOVO was xD
Im like «is she talking about the computer brand? Cant be that»
I still dont understand why she made that a thing lol. Is it because she only knows mac?
Christina is clearly marking her territory as soon as Lauren showed up.
I have to say the “I love you game” really is amazing. When you inject love into a situation where you normally wouldn’t you create hot spots in the unified field. These are the spaces that contain amazing synchronicity and crazy coincidence.
oops! that was a weird thing to say out loud. :) keep it to yourself next time
@@nicksun424Aww bro, don't let it make you feel weird! Them jeans of yours are a bit too low and loose I think 🤔😂🤪
Ive been saying i love you while ending phone calls anf going through drive throughs for years and my girlfriend hates it. Glad to know its appreciated
Christine P rockin the XL grandma pearls
Tim gives giant pearl necklaces we all know that
Lauren opened up about her bf dying and Tom just immediately shows a vid of a dude with a praise kink 40 seconds later, greatest pod of all time
"What we doing for our Anniversary?" Watching Shawshank Redemption, becuase it feels like a life sentence with your best friend. LOL
The episode should have been titled, "Episode 713 with Lauren Compton: How Tome Segura lost half his net worth."
Haha
I love how ymh is low key spreading love
Tom talking about his sons is the best
"I just realized everybody in my family has been inside of me"
Lmfao!!!!!!
Tim is back from another army tour with his life and a new lady! Glad to see you are still breathing sir, and thank you for everything you troops do... U deserve a second wife, and christines dedication to you is something to be applauded
Can’t wait for Lauren to launch her lipstick 💄 hats off Tim I see you upgraded to the new model year 🍆🍆🍆
Lauren has a GREAT gut laugh. Very contagious :)
The “I love you” to strangers clips is a beautiful drill. People in the service industry meet horrible customers on the daily.
Christine can finally say she's one of the poly people now!
Not sure what the trade-in value of Christine will be but I'm sure he'll make it work. New cars are fun.
She’s hotter and funnier than Christina by a pretty high margin.
@@chrstphrluis2206to be fair tina was hot asf back when he met her up until she had his kids. Lauren is that new gush kush but main mommy is still a killer milf with big ol sloppers! Love me a big tittied animal!
He'll be fine, he's got money. He can buy the new model cash
@@chrstphrluis2206Christina is far prettier and far funnier imo
@@MP-et1eu I don’t see how. She just piggy backs off of what Tom says. And every time she has an opinion that Tom doesn’t agree with she changes hers real quick lol. Only thing she does is say “trigger” words like retard and pussy and Jew. There’s a reason why Tom is doing arenas and she’s still in the clubs.
I wish i lived in a universe where Kevin Samuels collaborated with Patrice for a Black Phillip type show.
For me it's the way Tom says "yeh" after breaking into the trash song at 8:14
I know it’s been a few episodes but I love that blind bob is on the wall of cool guys now
Ol Shit Eyes
Good ol’ shit eyes
Christina sounding like a bottle of Windex when she laughs lmfao
I hate it
doin her best bert impression
She’s goin overboard too laughing at all the new wifey’s subpar jokes…
Drives me crazy
Soooooo grating and manufactured. Is she trying to be cute? I had to take a long break from YMH because of just that.
The number of times Christina calls Tom " babe " in front of Lauren... 😂😂😂
Christina was extra touchy today with tom, claiming territory infront of her sister wife
Bruh 4 real
This trouple gon' be turning into a couple reaaaaal soon. Best of luck on your next endeavours Christine !
One could only hope
We wish her well.
This was so fun. We are blessed to have tom and christina in our lives.
The lenovo is seriously the gift that keeps on giving. I fuckin knew it was coming and it still cracks me up
I love this podcast. 😊
Tina is soon gonna be forced to throw a Hail Mary and eat Tim’s scrum as a last attempt to keep him from upgrading… calling it now- it’ll be a “YMH Exclusive” here in the next couple weeks.
Queues “chips in a bowl”
@@unclemandragon5670 put some corn chips?
next live show gonna be insane
You know what's a banana split?
Poor Lenovo, they didn't do anything to deserve this. They're decent machines.
They’re actually quite nice I’ve got a Lenovo laptop and it’s fantastic!
Tom should put the booth boys through boot camp!!! 😂
1:21:43
Listening to this at work on my earbuds and could have sworn that was Bill Burr at first!
Nadav's laugh has the most character development on the show
Tim just casually saying he and Julian sit in the garage with the car on
I thought I was the only one who noticed😳😳😳
Probably has an electric car. No emissions
@@emmettpoole9736Tom ain't no bitch, he definitely drives a gas powered car lol I'll have to go back and listen though because I thought he said they were in a garage and Julian was talking shit to another person which made me think they were at a parking garage. Maybe my attention drifted for a minute, fucking ADD always fuckin with me man 😂
1:13:01 ‘That’s not that bad.’
‘……..k’ Funniest moment ever 😂😂
Trailer for Tom's new special looks awesome.
Tom pretending he has no idea about Colombia is the most sociopathic thing he’s ever done.
I also asked my wife out to a hike for our first real date. She agreed. She also is not a hiker and has never gone hiking with me since and that was 20 years ago. That was a red flag that I missed.
I fell for that one before.
"Oh my god, I love hiking too"
One goddamn time.
Why does Christina dress like she’s 80?
because when women turn 50 they start dressing like starship commanders
CP looking all over protective and instantly regretting dressing like a Golden Girl cast member
Younger Christine is great, keep up the great work Tim 👍
I feel like Lauren is the type of girl who bullied Christina in high school
Lauren does have popular girl energy aka Regina George energy as the girlies say
Underrated comment
Nah she’s white.
@@nsh1980gmail what in the actual fuck does that mean lol
@@BobbyBundlez I know right? He can't just call people WHITE!
Proud of enny for accepting knowledge we learn in 1st grade 😂
It’s gonna be hilarious when he gets ED and tries to convince himself he’s not gay 😂
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336bruh lol
“Let my man cook” got Enny 🤣😂
Lol did she just say with a straight face the internet tells no lies??? Hahaha
Her pointing out red flags is like Berm giving advice on addiction.
You say that like she’s a walking red flag… have u met an average young woman in America recently? This girl seems like a saint 😂😂😂
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 if she gotta link in bio it's bye yo
@@jordanforbes1873 straight guys want their future gf to be working at target or something it's so confusing lmao
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 She is a walking red flag. Some would say the reddest of flags.
straight, weak guys ****
Thank you for your service Tim.
Tom, Christine and their 3 adopted kids 😂
"Love u 2" was amazing!
It’s insane we got a Lauren Compton podcast before we got pajama pants
Fr fr fr
Neither belong anywhere near YMH🤢
@@JamesJohnson-dz1gjtom....
thank you! Came here to say exactly that. Who cares about married dudes' red flags?
Pajama Pants decided to just quit doing the podcast i think