Everytime that wanna be an N wants to talk slang and say thats “cap” its like who the fuck is that guy? Mind as well be talking to chat gbt. He is a peon!!
still blows my mind how popular this podcast has become. I remember when it was like iin the top 30-40 on apple and now the mommies are cranking in half a mil views within a day of airing it? high and tight
Props to this guy, managed to comment without mentioning death, dicks, pussy, ass, or sex and still got 600+ likes. I think you might be too good for this "low-brow" community.
That would be our cherished Israeli producer Nadav Itzskowitz. His laugh has been adding a little extra enjoyment and character to this podcast for years! I absolutely love hearing his laugh on these and the other YMH produced podcasts that are now in existence. It's like soul food, just.makes ya feel good inside 😀
I have to say the “I love you game” really is amazing. When you inject love into a situation where you normally wouldn’t you create hot spots in the unified field. These are the spaces that contain amazing synchronicity and crazy coincidence.
Ive been saying i love you while ending phone calls anf going through drive throughs for years and my girlfriend hates it. Glad to know its appreciated
I can solve the mystery of the open chip bag. I work at a vending company actually in Austin tx lol but every single box of chips we get in, has a couple popped bags in the bottom of the box. We try our best to notice and pick em out but inevitably one or two make it to our customers. If it was an opened bag buried at the bottom of the pile, guarantee it just got squished and popped open.
I was thinking Tom is the culprit. knowing the chips are his wifes fave. Then Tom sits back n watches, listens from afar. jigglin n gigglin. Thumbs up Tom
@@chrstphrluis2206to be fair tina was hot asf back when he met her up until she had his kids. Lauren is that new gush kush but main mommy is still a killer milf with big ol sloppers! Love me a big tittied animal!
@@MP-et1eu I don’t see how. She just piggy backs off of what Tom says. And every time she has an opinion that Tom doesn’t agree with she changes hers real quick lol. Only thing she does is say “trigger” words like retard and pussy and Jew. There’s a reason why Tom is doing arenas and she’s still in the clubs.
Tim is back from another army tour with his life and a new lady! Glad to see you are still breathing sir, and thank you for everything you troops do... U deserve a second wife, and christines dedication to you is something to be applauded
Tina is soon gonna be forced to throw a Hail Mary and eat Tim’s scrum as a last attempt to keep him from upgrading… calling it now- it’ll be a “YMH Exclusive” here in the next couple weeks.
Im like «is she talking about the computer brand? Cant be that» I still dont understand why she made that a thing lol. Is it because she only knows mac?
I also asked my wife out to a hike for our first real date. She agreed. She also is not a hiker and has never gone hiking with me since and that was 20 years ago. That was a red flag that I missed.
This was so fun. We are blessed to have tom and christina in our lives. The lenovo is seriously the gift that keeps on giving. I fuckin knew it was coming and it still cracks me up
New podcast for new wife AND brings her in on the main one? Tom's next book will be called "I'd like to walk the line, please". Respect. Edit: the freeze pane on mom jeans' face when Tim was presenting ol' tit hog should be the cover for the new book.
@@emmettpoole9736Tom ain't no bitch, he definitely drives a gas powered car lol I'll have to go back and listen though because I thought he said they were in a garage and Julian was talking shit to another person which made me think they were at a parking garage. Maybe my attention drifted for a minute, fucking ADD always fuckin with me man 😂
@@caitlynyoungblood9822I've done this so many times but have never once had anyone I said to who knows the reference, hopefully one day I'll say it to somebody that'll say it back while calling me Jeans too 🤞
Tommy introducing the new sister wife to the main mommy.
Y’all know what’s a banana split?
Latter Day Mommies
Betcha she’d eat the bear scrum.
Christine better step up mouth munch that mush.
@@jessevennard2640just lemme eat cha
Vegan, Poly, Bi
It bring tears to my eyes😭thinking about what Tom must go through just to protect this country.
Just him and a few other dedicated Patriots. 🇺🇸 🇺🇲
I salute the sky every night thinking of him and his brave brethren.
At least he gets priority seating at the airport
@@CIRCLEOFTONE hahaha
Combat talk 💪🪖
Shoutout to Enny for discovering the concept of using your refrigerator to save food for later when you're hungry.Great Job!
I mean Enny said he wasn't the one who put the food in their. which he gives his girl full credit for. Not shitting on him.
@@cabobs2000He needs the shit though
I've been so confused about this man's name for like the year I've watched ymh, Lenny or enny
Everytime that wanna be an N wants to talk slang and say thats “cap” its like who the fuck is that guy? Mind as well be talking to chat gbt. He is a peon!!
@@jellypasta151 enny..
There is no WAY Tom meant anything other than murder with the dresser thing lol
still blows my mind how popular this podcast has become. I remember when it was like iin the top 30-40 on apple and now the mommies are cranking in half a mil views within a day of airing it? high and tight
Threesom for 15 year anniversary with these 2, Tom deserves it
So does Christina!
"I'll pass" Tommy S.
Christina can eat Tod's scrum
Miss Compton could take a deuce in a hotdog bun and I would consider putting mustard on it!!
@@2guys1cliplol😨
It's great of Christine to interview Tim's next wife
She's gonna disappear UPS-style 😂
Dalmatian wife lyfe for Tbunz
She's got all the qualifications:
Fake Blonde ✅
Not Funny ✅
Lauren I’d love to have you on the secret show this Thursday
@@ogpapabless9777😂😂
This was a genuinely fun episode 😊 Tim definitely wants to split Lauren’s ham
The only people who wouldn’t want to part those meat curtains have ED
Who in their right mind wouldnt want to
"Let my man cook" lmao love seeing Tim keep up with current memes
This is pretty bold of Tim, putting his future ex wife through this.
Hahaha
Just like the above comment, Who's Tim..?!🤔
@@timturk1899Tim = Tom. Christine = Christina.
@timturk1899 Tim Saguaro
@timturk1899 if you have to ask you are just low and loose.
“ This week on Two Blondes, One Tom…”
👱🏻♀️👨🏻🦲👱🏻♀️
You go Jeans!
Fun fact all 3 are bald 😉
2 blondes one scrum.
_Nice!_ 🎖 could've possibly closed the comments after this.👏
Props to this guy, managed to comment without mentioning death, dicks, pussy, ass, or sex and still got 600+ likes. I think you might be too good for this "low-brow" community.
There’s no way Bart stopped eating chips before the bag was empty
a valid point, but he might have left a lil bit
😂😂
Danny Brown Or Josh Potter
Bart is the type of guy to turn the bag up and leave chip crumbs on his face til he jumps in the pool for his monthly bath.
This needed to be said 😂
Christina giving a shout out to “WEIRD SCIENCE “ classic. The randomness of the podcast is what’s so great.💯
I adore whomever it is in the background that is constantly laughing ♥️ your chuckle brings me joy
That would be our cherished Israeli producer Nadav Itzskowitz. His laugh has been adding a little extra enjoyment and character to this podcast for years! I absolutely love hearing his laugh on these and the other YMH produced podcasts that are now in existence. It's like soul food, just.makes ya feel good inside 😀
Christine has NEVER been more handsy with Tim, than when in the presence of a younger, hotter blonde on a Pod
yess! just said the same thing lol
Who's this "Tim" you commenters keep referring to..?!🤔
@@timturk1899it’s you
@@timturk1899obviously you
@@timturk1899you really are boring af huh?
Christina has touched Tom more in this one video than she has ever! Claiming Tom as hers in front of the next Mommy! Good luck Christina!
Good luck Chrisy. She’s hot af
hahaha "good luck"
Ya better start the scrum treatment before Daddy outsources
LMFAOOO
This is the exact kind of arm chair phycology i made myself. Great observational skills we both have.
If Lauren eats scrums, Christina is in danger.
Wrote this before the discussion took place lol
Wow that's a good point. Better nut up Christina. Lauren goes for Scrum she could take the whole kingdom down
Throw in a pegging session and Christina is toast. 😢
She said she doesn’t and wouldn’t peg
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 But does she really know what she wants?
Imagine lauren interviewing Patrice O'neal 😂
14:08 "let my man cook" was the greatest thing ive ever heard tom say 😂😂
All for Lauren being known as Step Mommy.
@@funzy101 Lauren's head is stuck in the dryer....AGAIN!?!?
please no
Step on me step mommy
Step Rib
Is she going to get stuck in the dryer? Under the bed?
Watching Christine trying to hold back her jealousy is so entertsining lmao. This is the most ive seen her touch Tim since ive watched this podcast
Lmfao literally
It's only natural she knows her man is worthy and if she will do anything to protect her bubble.
Super healthy for their relationship tho, as long as Tom isn’t a cheater lmao
I didn't think she seemed jealous at all. Yall are being silly and reading way too much into stuff.
You know Tom is just thinking of splitting Lauren’s ham.
He’s not wrong to think that .
Naturally.
Of course!
Me too
@@joneconomidis2125 this is a way better “me too” movement .
My mailman and I yell "I love you" to each other all the time. It's a small town. The looks we get are fantastic
It’s so underrated that in the Good morning Julia video he says getting to meet her was one of the greatest moments of his LIFE 😂😂😂
The episode should have been titled, "Episode 713 with Lauren Compton: How Tome Segura lost half his net worth."
Haha
Hilary Duff's doppelganger and Tom's 2nd wife. How adorable
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like Hilary.
Holy shit she does lol
Clearly Tom throughly vetted their new employee and was intimately involved in the hiring process.
She has some huge glowing references.
He obviously interviewed her on a saatva
Couch casting.
Gotta love Autism, Texas. Edit: Austin lol
He buys them all vettes like Mr deeds
Daddy needs to get emptied on a daily basis
Christa's pearl neckless is proportional to Tim's loads
That's an awful honest and descriptive bit of informaton from a man
🪣🪣🪣
😂😂😂
Buckets bruh
I have to say the “I love you game” really is amazing. When you inject love into a situation where you normally wouldn’t you create hot spots in the unified field. These are the spaces that contain amazing synchronicity and crazy coincidence.
oops! that was a weird thing to say out loud. :) keep it to yourself next time
@@nicksun424Aww bro, don't let it make you feel weird! Them jeans of yours are a bit too low and loose I think 🤔😂🤪
CP looking all over protective and instantly regretting dressing like a Golden Girl cast member
I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Tom to ask the scrum question
Very proud of Ennys character progression
nadav next I hope lol
Health is cap
oh god
Hot Sauce is da best...........
That death look Christina sends Tom after the "put together" comment 😅
Pissed
timestamp??
Around 35:55
ah great call there!
@@paintballbiggie thanks for that timestamp!
Love this. Lauren is so sweet and laughed so many times from her reactions to the video.
Tim's future wife two times in a row at YMH studios is wild.
Ive been saying i love you while ending phone calls anf going through drive throughs for years and my girlfriend hates it. Glad to know its appreciated
I liked Christines Jewie comment, too funny.
Got the boys laughing hard.
You can tell how good the show will be by how many meows Kristen gives at the beginning of the show
♻️♻️♻️
I can solve the mystery of the open chip bag. I work at a vending company actually in Austin tx lol but every single box of chips we get in, has a couple popped bags in the bottom of the box. We try our best to notice and pick em out but inevitably one or two make it to our customers. If it was an opened bag buried at the bottom of the pile, guarantee it just got squished and popped open.
Looks like Ms. Lauren is willing to take care of Toms scrum
Oh, for sure! She's got that hunger in her eyes.
She's a scrumhound that can't put the scrum down
One might even say she’s got a “hankerin’ for scrum”
Lol not even she got grossed out when he even said it 😂😂
acting grossed out means they want it
There's definitely a correlation between Christine's level of meows in the intro song and how wild her takes are during that show....
1:14:12 the change from utter horror to laughter is perfect
I was thinking Tom is the culprit. knowing the chips are his wifes fave.
Then Tom sits back n watches, listens from afar. jigglin n gigglin.
Thumbs up Tom
Tom looks like the type to twist the bag, place it under the others to hide the bag.
???? Right Thomas!?
Not sure what the trade-in value of Christine will be but I'm sure he'll make it work. New cars are fun.
She’s hotter and funnier than Christina by a pretty high margin.
@@chrstphrluis2206to be fair tina was hot asf back when he met her up until she had his kids. Lauren is that new gush kush but main mommy is still a killer milf with big ol sloppers! Love me a big tittied animal!
He'll be fine, he's got money. He can buy the new model cash
@@chrstphrluis2206Christina is far prettier and far funnier imo
@@MP-et1eu I don’t see how. She just piggy backs off of what Tom says. And every time she has an opinion that Tom doesn’t agree with she changes hers real quick lol. Only thing she does is say “trigger” words like retard and pussy and Jew. There’s a reason why Tom is doing arenas and she’s still in the clubs.
Christine can finally say she's one of the poly people now!
Tim is back from another army tour with his life and a new lady! Glad to see you are still breathing sir, and thank you for everything you troops do... U deserve a second wife, and christines dedication to you is something to be applauded
Christina is clearly marking her territory as soon as Lauren showed up.
Hey everyone, Christine is the MAIN MOMMY! Don’t forget that. It’s not a competition.
*was
It’s DEFINITELY not a competition lmao
Lmao nadav catching himself, "He's not the type of person we... I'm just gonna pump the brakes right now." 😂 1:52
Time stamp
@@skyhawkballer14around 2:08 - 2:10
So fucking funny
@@AmandaBurns14 1:52
Love Nativ
Tina is soon gonna be forced to throw a Hail Mary and eat Tim’s scrum as a last attempt to keep him from upgrading… calling it now- it’ll be a “YMH Exclusive” here in the next couple weeks.
Queues “chips in a bowl”
@@unclemandragon5670 put some corn chips?
next live show gonna be insane
You know what's a banana split?
Christina sounding like a bottle of Windex when she laughs lmfao
I hate it
doin her best bert impression
She’s goin overboard too laughing at all the new wifey’s subpar jokes…
Drives me crazy
Soooooo grating and manufactured. Is she trying to be cute? I had to take a long break from YMH because of just that.
this is my first time seeing an LA girl. dunno if she is one but her mannerisms and accent is like one of those movies. so surreal.
Lauren opened up about her bf dying and Tom just immediately shows a vid of a dude with a praise kink 40 seconds later, greatest pod of all time
I love how ymh is low key spreading love
Christine P rockin the XL grandma pearls
Tim gives giant pearl necklaces we all know that
This trouple gon' be turning into a couple reaaaaal soon. Best of luck on your next endeavours Christine !
One could only hope
We wish her well.
lol, youtube won't show that.
Christine, too awesome. luv the way U think.
" They're not dead yet."
That was Super Funny Christine.
Great episode as always. Lauren is amazing!
I love how Christine asks everyone about if they knew what a LENOVO was xD
Im like «is she talking about the computer brand? Cant be that»
I still dont understand why she made that a thing lol. Is it because she only knows mac?
Christina was extra touchy today with tom, claiming territory infront of her sister wife
Bruh 4 real
It’s insane we got a Lauren Compton podcast before we got pajama pants
Fr fr fr
Neither belong anywhere near YMH🤢
@@JamesJohnson-dz1gjtom....
thank you! Came here to say exactly that. Who cares about married dudes' red flags?
Pajama Pants decided to just quit doing the podcast i think
Tim needs to start streaming his VR combat missions, it would be another awesome addittion to the YMH universe. Leaving money on the table guys.
The number of times Christina calls Tom " babe " in front of Lauren... 😂😂😂
Love Lauren’s personality and her face is put together
Her pointing out red flags is like Berm giving advice on addiction.
You say that like she’s a walking red flag… have u met an average young woman in America recently? This girl seems like a saint 😂😂😂
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 if she gotta link in bio it's bye yo
@@jordanforbes1873 straight guys want their future gf to be working at target or something it's so confusing lmao
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336 She is a walking red flag. Some would say the reddest of flags.
straight, weak guys ****
Younger Christine is great, keep up the great work Tim 👍
Tom talking about his sons is the best
Tom’s wife looks like David spade 😂
I also asked my wife out to a hike for our first real date. She agreed. She also is not a hiker and has never gone hiking with me since and that was 20 years ago. That was a red flag that I missed.
I fell for that one before.
"Oh my god, I love hiking too"
One goddamn time.
I know it’s been a few episodes but I love that blind bob is on the wall of cool guys now
Ol Shit Eyes
Good ol’ shit eyes
Tom is probably already splitting that new voluptuous ham and getting the divorce papers prepared…I can’t wait for the fallout
Is this chick their Yoko?
@@chriswaring3783 Don't be stingy
I wish i lived in a universe where Kevin Samuels collaborated with Patrice for a Black Phillip type show.
I feel like Lauren is the type of girl who bullied Christina in high school
Lauren does have popular girl energy aka Regina George energy as the girlies say
Underrated comment
Nah she’s white.
@@nsh1980 what in the actual fuck does that mean lol
@@BobbyBundlez I know right? He can't just call people WHITE!
I have to admit I could watch her eyes for hours
Poor Lenovo, they didn't do anything to deserve this. They're decent machines.
They’re actually quite nice I’ve got a Lenovo laptop and it’s fantastic!
Nadav's laugh has the most character development on the show
Can’t wait for Lauren to launch her lipstick 💄 hats off Tim I see you upgraded to the new model year 🍆🍆🍆
1:21:43
Listening to this at work on my earbuds and could have sworn that was Bill Burr at first!
Hostage Tape...the perfect sponsor for Tom.
This was so fun. We are blessed to have tom and christina in our lives.
The lenovo is seriously the gift that keeps on giving. I fuckin knew it was coming and it still cracks me up
Proud of enny for accepting knowledge we learn in 1st grade 😂
It’s gonna be hilarious when he gets ED and tries to convince himself he’s not gay 😂
@@fatguyonalittlebike3336bruh lol
Tom pretending he has no idea about Colombia is the most sociopathic thing he’s ever done.
Enny's growth is amazing.
Hillary Duff’s father has some explaining to do!
Tim really lit up when Lauren told him to shut the fuck up 😂😂
Bricked up
That’s me and Richie a little over 36 minutes in at the Starbucks Drive-Thru. I tell him I love him every time I see him now!
That's so fucking cool! If y'all get hitched let us know 😎🤘
@@Smiley-Coyote We are definitely not going to but it’s nice to have a friend!
New podcast for new wife AND brings her in on the main one? Tom's next book will be called "I'd like to walk the line, please". Respect.
Edit: the freeze pane on mom jeans' face when Tim was presenting ol' tit hog should be the cover for the new book.
Tim just casually saying he and Julian sit in the garage with the car on
I thought I was the only one who noticed😳😳😳
Probably has an electric car. No emissions
@@emmettpoole9736Tom ain't no bitch, he definitely drives a gas powered car lol I'll have to go back and listen though because I thought he said they were in a garage and Julian was talking shit to another person which made me think they were at a parking garage. Maybe my attention drifted for a minute, fucking ADD always fuckin with me man 😂
Lauren & Tom givin that ick.
Tom definitely just showed Christina her replacement 🤣
The disrespect that Tom has to endure on a daily basis regarding his service is ridiculous! Thank for you keeping us safe 🫡
Timmy learned from the best, Patrice O'Neal always introduce her to your main one and do stuff
Yeah, that's how it should go. The main one has to like her. Also, you have to have a king size bed.
How tall are you?
5'4"
How much do you weigh?
One-eighty.
Goodbye
😮......😂😂😂
She’s got great chemistry with Tom. You can’t deny it!
I work at Starbucks and I personally would LOVE it if someone said “I love you” to me 😂😂😂
I fantasize each time I go through the Starbucks drive though of saying “love you mommy” and hearing back “love you too jeans”. 🤣
@@caitlynyoungblood9822I've done this so many times but have never once had anyone I said to who knows the reference, hopefully one day I'll say it to somebody that'll say it back while calling me Jeans too 🤞
Let’s be real, ED ain’t cap to Lauren because she’s never had that issue with a guy
Lenovo should definitely be in touch about sponsoring the show after this one. :D
Lenovos worth over 13 BILLION dollars hahaha, they could do it anytime
The len No No killed me... smh
Nice weird science reference Christina! Such a hilarious scene with Gary’s parents!!!
For me it's the way Tom says "yeh" after breaking into the trash song at 8:14
Tom needs to take the staff to Fallujah. Get those mommies’ t-shirts tucked real quick.