Dan and Phil play BUCKET OF DOOM!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ค. 2018
- How will we get out of insane situations with completely useless objects?!
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Music: Kevin Macleod - incompetech.com - เกม
‘how would they hear you?’ phil, are you underestimating dan’s vocal chords? have you not heard his gaming channel screaming? boy has LUNGS
Im sure phils heard it 😉
lol
cat ✨ long lungs?
@@sleepyzombiehitoshihero9321 fuckkk 💀💀💀
Phil is probably deaf in at least one ear by now so he forgets how loud Dan is
“When I go, bury me with my Amazon package.” iconic
Amazon Phil
dan is very witty in a more practical and realistic way, but phil is very strategic and smart because he's so imaginative and uses anything to get out of the situation. i love it, two different brains
The left brain and the right brain. Dan and Phil.
Speedy Cheetah Cub *Y E S!*
"They're One Direction fandom; they'd just find out."
I confirm
lame dragon at times we work harder than the FBI 😂
coming back to this in 2020
Agreed
free vip tickets to see ot5? I'll definitely find out
me too lmaoo
If Dan drank a shrinking potion he’d be normal person size
Chloe Hirsch true!
Chloe Hirsch stop this madness XD
lmao XD
Chloe Hirsch lol truth
most likely
So Phil said he'd be Rose in the Titanic movie? I can imagine how that'd go...
Jack: "Look for something floating. Some debris... wood... anything."
Phil: "Jack, I found something! Come on my ladydoor!"
oh my god
ily
This deserves to get pinned I swear 😂😂
L0l
YES BLESSED CHILD 🙌🏻🙌🏻😂
Can we just appreciate Dan's hoop earrings because they are oN pOiNt.
Clare Zammit I was about to say that 😂
Yes fAm
bold of you to assume that the amazon delivery package wouldn't have a delivery dude who knew exactly where you are and ripped his way through the soil and wood to give you your package
That's what I was thinking!
he was buried with it
Bold of you to assume Amazon delivery people care that much about getting your package to you
@@tylersoap6065 I have faith in their services
This gave me a good laugh 😂
Poor Steven having his first probing ruined by laxatives
shit... literally
I read this before i saw that part and was confused as fuck
...i read this before i watched it and i'm so confused
Crazy Cat I was as well
Clods
“You ruined Steven’s birthday. It was his first probing, and you ruined it.”
Phil, you are using the knitting needles and wool incorrectly.
You're supposed to knit all the snakes a little sweater and then the danger noodles will be warm and happy and not bother anyone.
wholesome
So wholesome... how has the phandom not killed or corrupted you yet?
Danger noodles ......... I love you lol
can i hug the snakes i love snakes
Or you could just stab the snakes( sorry for snake lovers I am one to but if it came to my life I would kill one)
Dan definitely won with the 1D card
100% without a doubt
No doubt!
Skye period and especially now with this month being the 10 year anniversary 😳😳
as a member of the 1D fandom for 10 years i can confirm that he is fact correct we would kill for vip tickets
oh absolutely, i learned a lot about the 1D fandom in 2020 and i can confirm
Q: What would you do if you were gonna get probed?
Dan: I would wear tight clothing
Phil: *I would shit all over their spaceship :)*
Omg same they are both hilarious😂
I thought Dan had it with that round but I was clearly mistaken! :)
Had me crying
Shitship
Phil: "There's a bunch of grannies going to Bingo Island who can knit the snakes together for us!"
Dan: *"I'LL hAve A fErreT ShAg THeM aLL tO deAth!"*
If you think about it they both are really dark
Dan: “YoU’rE gOiNg To KnIt ThEm ToGeThEr?”
I honestly thought he was gonna say the grannies would knit tube sweaters for the snek friends...
Two types of people...
yass gurl
I could make anything my door
L a d y d o o r
yes
Samshoutsadventure flash backs
*war flashbacks*
**War flashbacks**
I was thinking the same thing and honestly it is not okay
Honey, This Piano Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us, DiCaprio by My Chemical Romance
By Fall Out Boy*
By Panic! At The Disco **
This is a masterpiece
What just happened????
Natsumi Elena YAS
During Interactive Introvers, Dan and Phil will....
go to the arctic circle, hang out with penguins, have some margaritas, and have a good time
as a snake owner, i can say that knitting needles and wool was a good idea, make a cozy sweater for the snakes and then they will just snuggle up and be a good danger noodle
A good danger noodle
This is amazing.
that’s so cute wtf
"danger noodle"
I have a question... Have you ever thought about how snakes are just dragons who lost there legs... That was a stupid question I'm sorry.
Dan’s better at picking reasonable answers
BUT
Phil’s better at bullshitting to make his answer make sense lol
"Did they have that...in the...20s?"
*cough*
The Titanic sunk in 1912.
no one in particular the 1900’s is the twentieth century.
Evaya Gonzalez yeah but when people say the 20’s they’re referring to the 1920’s
Fun fact my great grandfather had a ticket for the titanic. Luckily something came up at his furniture shop he was selling and he had to miss it.
Yeah thats the 20th century so they almost got it right
Overly Emotional so if he went on the titanic you could have not been born?
Dans answers:logical
Phil’s answers: random , yet he won twice
Sarahneedstostop only in the phandom is a ferret shagging a plane full of snakes to death labeled "logical"
Kuljeet Thind agreed
Kuljeet Thind Or absolutely indestructible skinny jeans
Pretty much shows who's the Left and who's the Right Brain.
1D fans digging him out from his grave
You better watch out, Daniel. The 1D fandom is coming for you and they’re gonna tear you to shreds, ultra-tight skinny jeans and all.
ActualPhilTrash#1 oh gosh don’t remind me of 1D I already almost cried today bc of them
hmmm yep
who will win: ultra-tight skinny jeans or 1D fandom
ActualPhilTrash#1 IM CRYING
ActualPhilTrash#1 *_oh no not the ultra-tight skinny jeans_*
“Honey, This piano isn’t big enough for the both of us” the new hit single from My Chemical Romance
honey this piano isnt big enough for the both of the new hit single from my chemical romance by fall out boy
Did you just use "new" and "My Chemical Romance" in the same sentence?
....by panic! at the disco
@@haydenmicheal7891 crying now
Why do you have to do these things to me?
“Ruined Stevens birthday”
Poor Steven
my brain went to steven universe
@@yaboimagnus4776 Same
I love how we’ve gotten to the stage where nobody is surprised that Dan is willing to be anally probed by an alien
shannon marie right? Nobody is talking about that! At least phans should be collecting this as proof!
shannon marie just put a condom on it amiright (oh Dan..)
shannon marie I would legitimately be worried if he wasn't fine with it
Luca Moriconi guess there is something as to much prove 🤷♀️
shannon marie I know. I love it
Dan’s One Direction answer is the most realistic answer in this entire video.
Fight me.
Nura Howell If it was MCR Dan would be dead after ten seconds.
Dan- "I have tickets to the BTS concert in London..."
ARMYs-"OMFGGG GIMMIIIIEEE"
Dan-*ripped to literal shreds*
😂🌝🌹
You are right! 😄.
I won't cause I agree
I see no lies
Honestly Dan's interpretation of the 1D fandom is valid
Main flaw in the shrinking potion is that smaller things have less body heat, so you'd freeze much faster
Shush don't be smart
r/nobody asked
Thanks didn’t actually know that
nerddd
Your metabolism wouldn't slow down, so you'd actually generate MORE heat if you shrunk.
Dan is right about the 1D fandom tbh
Katelyn Murphy and I am proud to be a part of it tbh
Ietje Siobhán Same
and i’m prouddd
yes dannnnn
As a part of the fandom I can confirm he was
Hang out with penguins
Get a margarita
Olivia Rose life goals tbh
And have a good time.
my life goal:
*•clinging on to my butch for dear life*
*•titanic sinks*
*•i have my floatation device*
*• arrive at the arctic circle*
*•hang out with the penguins* *•get my margarita*
iT's aLL gOoD!
8:58 “and I say” *shrugs*. DAN!!
Slaps alternatively
*”WHY WOULD THEY WANT THE CORPSE OF YOUR HUSBAND?!”* Daniel Howell 2k18
TheyCallMeJewels 👌🏻
I read this as they said it...
i don’t know dan, why wouldn’t they want your corpse?
I'm gonna watch this video, head to the Arctic Circle, chill out with the penguins, and drink a margarita
YAS
Be careful not to get shagged by Dan's ferret
This reminded me of Dan's iconic margarita blog😂😂👌
I’ll see you there
phil: im a fragrant lad /giggles at his own joke/
dan, unfazed:
Dan said Hiatus....
Clique: "NeVeR aGaIn WiLl We HeAr ThAt WoRd!"
The combo of your name and picture is perfect
this didn’t age well .
At least he didn't specify how long said hiatus was
I thought dan had it with the skinny jeans and phil totally swept it away.
They protecc
They attacc
But most of all
The eclipse is bacc
Beth xxx YEESSS
KarenFeodora
Shirt
YEA BOIIIIIII!
can we just take a moment to appreciate dan's single earing
Cards against humanity who?
Tbh that game is so fun
Incognito _0-0 it’s fun until the youngest (me) gets the “how did i lose my virginity” card and everyone in the family at christmas has to suspect how i lost my virginity and i had to sit there in silence whilst they threw hetero cards and me and i’m a lesbian.
anyways yes it’s fun
I'm hoping none of these things actually happen to Dan or Phil, as there is no way they would survive. Unless, of course, Dan is stuck in an air tight coffin with his VIP 1D tickets.
that was the only realistic solution to these dilemmas ;)
M J Exactly. Always carry around VIP tickets with you and you can get though anything.
Better yet: An MCR VIP ticket
Kayla Hawkins What's that sound? Oh, it's the MCR fandom, coming to destroy us.
Lol
''I'm flying Jack, I'm flying'' flashbacks to first PINOF
SECOND PINOF! HOW COULD YOU!
But same tho! :)
OH MY GAWD, SHAME ON ME! Thanks for correcting me ;)
NO problem shister gotta help.
8:57 DAN'S REACTION!!!! KEEP IT PG MAN!!!!
As a member of the one direction fandom I can confirm that we would be able to sense that ticket and dig Dan out 😂
Yes
Phil: "I'm a fragrant lad..."
😂😂😂
Good job you were able to write down what you saw in the video
up until that last card
The adorable little smile he did after he said that
Then he was even more fragrant... just not a nice fragrance
When I read this comment, I could only think of one thing:
*PRAGANANANT*
Phil is the reason why aliens won't come to earth. such a fragrant lad:^)
I was eating when he said his answer I laughed so much I chocked on my food
Jess Nevermind 😂😂
Crybaby Fan Ol Phil IS the alien
LIyre MIND BLOWN😂
3
thIS piANo aIn'T Big eNouGh FOr ThE BotH oF uS diCaPRiO
GO FRICKIN ICE POP
THE EARRING
YES
Dan definitely won the coffin one w/ the 1D fans... (sorry Phil)
KallianaCoru i was gonna say this, we know everything hahah
...yes we do...😂
Hehe. Don't doubt the Directioners
Wouldnt they kill him tho 😂😂😂
Dez i would cuz hes already dead inide 😂😂😂
How to get out of tricky situations, just violantly shit all over the place
Mood
"They're the One Direction fandom, they'll find out" Daniel, don't expose us stalking everything related to One Direction!
With the 1D ticket description, you basically just described my reaction if mcr got back together.
Well, it's a good thing I found this comment when I did.
*_hits different, huh?_*
little did you know
@@kisbored2189 oh my god I forgot all about this 😭
@@adriascott3327 fair enough
If that was true, the one direction fandom would actually find him. That's the sad part lmao
Madelyn Hostetler I actually would 😂😂
It'd be a race between them and this fandom
Madelyn Hostetler yeah we’d just know
Tryste Lmao, it's mostly the same people
i would deffently find him
Phil: I'm flying Jack
Dan: *war flashbacks*
Weirdest Alien 👽 your user name was perfect 👌🏼 for this vid.
I’m proud you commented!
Siyana Georgieva OH MY GOD NOOOO 😂😂😂
This the first Dan and Phil video I've seen so far and holy shit I love them.
Holographic Bts :3 hello fellow ARMY!!
Hope you've been enjoying your stay:D
*ive been here for 3 years please send an escape plan*
amazing existential danosaur LMAO SAME
@@dipper7109 *did you figure out a way to escape?*
"Phil, the one direction Fandom, they just find out" YHEA WE DO DJDJJDHDJD THAT'S ACTUALLY A SOLUTION DJDHDHDH
Idk the 1D fandom trends things that aren't even confirmed so im pretty sure Dan has the last 1D ticket underground would be trending too
**could hear 1D fandom in the distance screaming**
Crybaby Fan Ol me
sophiesticker 😂😂I'm also in the 1D fandom so first-hand I know how you feel:^)
Crybaby Fan Ol I didn’t know I was in this
Katty Everdeen 😂😂no one does
same
*questions whether they had blow-up dolls in the 20s but not whether they had magic shrinking potions*
Everyone knows that magic potions were all the rage back then. Sadly they were made illegal by the FDA and most snake oil salesmen have since gone out of business.
The Titanic didn’t even happen in the 20s, it happened in 1912
Even more awkward because there were no icy "waves" that night either....
Julia With a Book it happened in 1919
Mylifewouldsuckwithoutphan 98 it began sinking April 14, 1912 and was officially underwater April 15, 1912
they should have tied because everyone knows what he 1D fans are capable of
I.. your username.. I live
Oh my god your username. I am LOVING it
Me: **watches video with friend**
Me: lets make a religion
Friend:what religion
Me: **plays **9:28** -**9:30****
Friend: im in
What religion
you could make a religion out of this!
we could make a religion out of this
‘a sweaty yoga mat’
*flashbacks*
*oh god*
*i remember*
“ I could make anything my door”
Even Phil’s *lady door* ?
Summertimepanda no because
...
I think you know what I'm going to say
Lmao it makes me laugh that he couldn't maintain eye-contact when he said that
8:53 dan just outing himself 😂😂
I literally burst into laughter with Phil's last answer
Welcome to DanAndPhilGAMES! Where we arrive at the arctic circle hang out with penguins and have some margaritas
Dan seemed so convinced of his yoga mat snowman logic and it was the worst plan ever 😂😂😂
‘They’re the one direction fandom, they’d just find out’
As I directioner, I can confirm that detectives have nothing on us
being buried alive is actually one of my biggest fears
“I could make anything my door” hmm makes me think of LADYDOOR 😂
Y E S
Kristine give it up already.
NO MORE LADY DOOR
Kristine IT'S TIME TO STOP
ACTUALLY SAME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US
phil's underestimating the one direction fandom
"So while everyone's going, 'oh get off my table this piano ain't big enough for the both of us DiCaprio" *shove*
I'm ded I lost it I had to pause the video so I wouldn't actually die from choking
The 1D answer was more likely to happen. 😂
I love how unbothered Dan is to be probed. He just shrugged.
*Dan voice*I CANT BE BOTHERED!
'I could make anything my door'....lady door
Albert the Pug
my thoughts
Omg Phil is shook in his grave with his Amazon package
''Rose had one, in her trunk...'' HAhahahahahHaHHAhaHAHAHah
How iS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DANS SNIFFLE AT 5:57
I didn’t even notice it but HOLY HECK IM CACKLING😂😂
"yOu KnIt ThE sNaKeS tOgEtHeR????????"
"I'm Rose in this situation, at least I lived." That was cold, Phil, ice cold.
violetsnotviolence
omfg
You're good
Haha nice joke, but that means dan is jack 0w0
Cozy Inferno let it oof
Dan is such a creative story teller lol the descriptions of ferret and the 1D fans had me crying
the laxatives *OMG*-the fact that would work...I can't-😂
wow if the shade were any thicker I could've sliced it with a knife LMAO
Phil: Its full of dilemmas
me: Same bucket, same
Phil, that last one was terrifying....
snakes on a plane.
wait, no.
no, that doesn't sound right.
Snapes on a plane.
much better.
Dan describing having a VIP ticket to 1D
Literally what's happening with VIP ticks to II lol
“Bury me with my Amazon package” Phil Lester 2018
I loled
DaddyHowell Even when he said that he would shit on everyone to avoid being probed you still chose that to quote. I'm proud
Dan's faith in the One Direction fandom is making me feel so much better on a sick day
2 seconds in and the homestucks are triggered
Ah so true. -.-
It didn't even cross my mind until you brought it up
Don't think it crossed our minds till ya pointed it out -x-
I don't get it, why are so many people commenting this?
That one person my thoughts exactly
I honestly think that Dan should’ve won the 1D ticket thing.
The cat goes moo TOTALLYYY
Directioners are crazy. I would have given it to him
Same!
agreed.
The cat goes moo and. If any phandom member asked what they were doing when they said Dan Howell had vip 1D tickets the whole phandom would be digging for dan
watching a dan and phil video takes about 7 times longer than it should because i constantly have to rewind
*did they really just say that*
sAME or i just listen to certain parts over and over to watch their expressions but also SQUEAL
_SAME_
Prepare to be E N T E R E D
BtsTrash :D hello fellow ARMY!!
Kpop is my life hiiiii
Hello yall
“I’m a fragrant lad”
-Phil Lester 2018
Protect him
If it was VIP Interactive Introverts tickets I'd dig up a grave too
Same
Bookworm same
I actually thought this and was going to leave a comment... welp guess not
Caitlyn M oops
isokay
So you basically turn the snakes into the human centipede but snake version ... okay Phil
Those movies were so disturbing 🤢😂
Daisy Wilson .....snake centipede??
They could've just knit nets to catch the snakes.
Daisy Wilson thought I could get away without thinking about those movies guess not
That One Direction ticket scenario is brilliant. So is shitting violently on Steven's birthday (I laughed so hard I didn't know Phil can be that enthusiastic about diarrhea).
But Dan. The jeans? That one pair that exposed all the colors of every underwear item you own to us? You're gonna be so probed.
7:49 till this day I still think Dan and his 1D way to get out of a coffin should have won 😂
Dan explanation of the 1D VIP ticket is so true 😂 Directioners will do anything to see our boys together 😭😂
Nicole the Fangirl absolutely! One should never underestimate our powers!
Meanwhile me: *screaming twenty one pilots lyrics*
My chemical romance needs to get back together
We would do anything to see our killjoys back
😓😓😔😔😖😖😥😥😫😫😭😭
I'm twelve and I don't have a phone yet the profile pic is my mom
This is to true
Exactly !
Phil looks so good what the fruck
Urielectric
He really does 🔥🔥🔥
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, so thanks from the US
The 1D card makes sense