Dan and Phil try PUMPKIN CARVING!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ต.ค. 2018
- We try to carve pumpkins of our own faces and survive the video with all of our limbs intact!
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"I'm getting close, Dan"
"How many babies are in us right now"
"Stickier than I remember"
"It's so wet"
"Phil's going in raw"
"I dare you." "To lick it?"
"It slapped your chin"
"It's time to get deep"
"This was not the satisfying finger sensation I wanted"
"Nose first"
"Hard p"
Just close your eyes and believe
"Stabbing things is fun!"
"it's time to get deep" &
"This was not the satisfying fingersensation i wanted"
I would like this but it has 420 likes and....
Kyra Brown that's a fanfic all in itself
"I'm getting close, Dan"
"I was a sexy emo"
mate, you still are
Bloody hell 😂
(1) You are right, so right
(2) I love your name. P!ATD is great!
Honestly tho
Phil: "What's a sexy emo?"
Me: Y O U. A N D. D A N! 😊
Pretty Odd is a Bop fuckkk it’s true
Pretty Odd is a Bop okay kill me with the profile pic why don’t ya
“Stabbing things is fun!”
“For legal reasons, that’s a joke”
ραllιƨ is stressed 😂😂 ayyyy
For serious indian mafia please don't -
i'll leave
@Tomboy Crazy another cultured person
Im sorry bout the memes
@@kriaallison congratulationsss
Who else is watching in October 2020 please tell me im not the only one?
It's an annual tradition
I'm seeing them on my recommended and I keep getting heart attacks thinking that they've posted again ..but nope😣
*waves* Hello, fellow 2020 people-
Yeppp😭😭😭
I am!
The scariest thing about this video was the sheer volume of quotable phrases...
„One thick p“ ~ Phil Lester, 2018
"I'm close dan"... "you're close too" ~ Phil 2018
I agree
Can't have a dan and phil video without some questionable things said
Jungwoo Snoopy that is the truest thing i've ever heard
(edit: lol just noticed that you stan nct slsjdkdk you are truly an intellectual my friend)
*Dan and Phil being sexually inappropriate for 20 minutes straight*
*how did I fukin know someone was going to point out straight*
Shut up 🤐
That time when you haven't even watched the video but you still like this comment because it's true about every one of their vids
forget the post baking universe, it's all about the post pumpkin carving universe now with all these innuendos
@@annabel7896 its the phandom mate
If Phil doesn’t make Halloween baking this year I swear tg I will... respect his decision and understand that he’s a human being, but I’ll be sad
yeah ❤️
Same :>
Heheh
Well I'm not sure about baking, but he did answer one of the most important questions of the age. "Does pumpkin spice go with everything?"
I hope he does a baking video this year
Dan :"I'm not getting too emotionally attached to mine"
Also Dan :"I'm really bonding with it already "
"we will never be those instagram people, phil. and chances are if ur watching this u aint either"
wow thanks for calling me out like that dan
honestly though i felt attacked
I mean it hurts but it's true. My Instagram is a disgrace. 👍
mel I read that as dan said it but like same
I KNOW RIGHT
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Dan Howell
PHILS SEXUAL REFERENCES:
"Okay that's the last time we are touching knives today"
"I'm getting close Dan"
"roll up ya sleeves gotta get in there"
"Stickier than I remember"
"So wet"
"This is not the satisfying finger sensation I wanted"
"It slopped down my chin"
"See I would have like a really beautiful face or a really beautiful ass"
"Lick it"
"Get it around your axe"
"It's very messy"
gEt It aROunD YoUr AXe
mantabay 269 now😝
"Phil's goin' in raw, people."
396 likes... I got so excited for a second.
469 likes!
Whose back for Halloween 2019? Mourning spooky week
I love your profile pic! The best team! Although we didn't do too good this season... 😐
Kiana wait spooky week isn’t happening anymore?!😱 why? That was my favorite part of dan and Phil.😭
f
F
F
“Calm down there bub” - dan. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
ccassyyy X RIGHT I HAD IT BEFORE BUT PLEASE GIVE ME THE TIME XOXO
medisnotonfire THERE YOU GO XOX 18:45
ccassyyy X legit why has no one noticed this
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
There so freaking cute idc if they’re just friends or not THATS SO ADORABLE
Fun quotes form this videos
“ testicles”
“ flags this you have a responsibility”
“It’s time to get deep”
“It’s a lot stickier than I remember”
“ pumpkin spice is cinnamon and lies”
“It’s so wet”
“ Phil’s going in raw”
“This is an ASS pumpkin”
“AHAHAHAHAHAH”
*snort*
“ yack”
“This is some vore roll play”
“This pumpkin is my self esteem...empty”
“I’m doing hippo dan”
“I can’t believe you invented drag”
“I was a sexy emo”
And last but not least
“ oOf”
And
“WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING”
This has been twat central and thank you for listening to my ted talk
“Stabbing these little babies to death”
Twat Central *-VORE-*
GIMME THE IPHONE OR ILL SCOOP YA
7:42 not a specific quote but um...
I could only imagine what their neighbors think
"Daddy, can you help me with the pumpkin?"
"Yes, this is the body of Denise, I murdered her 25 years ago, she was your real mother."
So, that child is...at least 25?
i was thinking about it too
DG A, thank you, that makes me feel less like an obnoxious nitpicker.
Hahaha
i’m so glad someone else picked up on this
It literally screamed because my name is Denise 😂👏
I like how he murdered Denise 25 years ago yet she has a child who sounds about 5
Lmao! Didn't notice that. 😆
The man absorbed Denise’s eggs and had a child asexually
@@saddog6456 science 🤠
@@saddog6456 what the fuck?
new math
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
dont cry, carve
S T A B B I N G T H I N G S A R E F U N
Pretty Odd is a Bop YOU ARE RIGHT, PRETTY ODD IS A FREAKING 🅱️OP
a m y I couldn’t get into it tbhhh
Pretty Odd is a Bop hey moon, please forget to fall down
SHARP AND MESSY
innuendos and questionable quotes
1:13
4:23
4:54
5:14
5:50
5:56
6:01
6:58
7:02
7:06
7:16
8:23
10:04
10:13
so basically half of the video
this is like a jumpscare list but for if you're not a phannie
Thank
did you mean: the entire frickin video
@@anyasvt 0:00 to 20:19
Phil: what do you have
Dan: *A KNIFE*
Phil: *n o*
I like how every time Phil makes an inappropriate “joke” it’s a huge deal with a sound effect, but when Dan is inappropriate it’s
@Emily Hume you really scared the shit out of me with this joke dude
@Emily Hume
Timmy
@@aura8808 oh shi-
”I’m getting close Dan”
”Let’s do it together”
“This is the last time we’re touching knives”
“It’s a lot stickier than I remember”
“I’m going in”
“It’s really satisfying after you start”
“Ohhhhhh... Derekkkk...”
“Calm down there bub”
...
...
Elizaveta Uvarova this whole video was just a smut
ohhh nooo
ive been dying through this entire video
sooo many innuendos...
“Phils going in raw”
Derek Discanio is quaking
*"It's quite an intimate experience"*
*Dan and Phil making sex references for 20 minutes straight*
Straight?
Alan Endicott 😏
They need some sex in their lives
So it’s now October 1st 2019 and I feel obligated to watch this now
It is now October 1st 2020
@@meelliottw its been 2 years 😔
It’s gonna be Halloween 2020. U watching it again?
A year later, and my life is falling apart and their content is the last thing keeping me sane 😭
Poison Wilde same 😔
*No one:*
*Pumpkin-pregnant Dan: ma baybee*
Phil: "so wet"
Dan: "Oh my god your actually just going in... Phils going in raw people!"
SO MANY INUENDOS IM CRYING!
Lol in the beginning Phil said "I'm getting close Dan"
Im seven minutes in and my mind has gone wild. Whyyyy
INuendos
Dan: testicles
Phil: *looking around nervously* what about them?
;3
5:47
he needs that monetization
Shook
‘D-dan? The camera is on...’
Who's here to cry because it's almost been 2 years 🤪
It's now 2 years 😭😭😭
Oh noes 😔😔😔
(violent crying)
I come back and watch this every year
fun fact: pumpkins are technically considered berries
i'll see myself out
w o t
I cannot believe I finally found someone else who accepts this as fact. Thank you
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy HOW PLS EXPLAIJ
@@imliterallyjesse "Berry" by definition according to Encyclopaedia Britannica: "Berry, in botany, a simple fleshy fruit that usually has many seeds, such as the banana, grape, and tomato. As a simple fruit, a berry is derived from a single ovary of an individual flower. The middle and inner layers of the fruit wall often are not distinct from each other."
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy NO WAY OMG MY BRAIN IS FRIED
"He's beauty
He's grace
*_He has a better version of my face"_*
Can we get that shit on my gravestone
*Thanks*
Olivia Rose same
I ruined the 666 no crafting here
To be fair if someone said that you probably would 😂😂
phil's face after looked slightly offended
honestly me too bro
"That's because pumpkin spice is just _cinnamon and lies_ Phil."
Ffs Dan I can't with you 😂
Omg I'm trying to find this again and I can't find it what's the timestamp
"Daddy? Could you help me with my pumpkin?"
"YeS! tHiS iS tHe BoDy Of DeNiSe ThAt I mUrDeReD 55 yEaRs AgO- She was your real Mother"
It’s 25-
@@samhitha5365 lol
Everything is Phil's child. Someone needs to draw a family portrait. Phil, Dil, Steve, Norman, Simon, the pumpkin, and all the others. Please.
oh my god the amount of innuendos in this video, how is this still monetized?
They're probably on Google preferred so they're more likely to get ads
they’ve been waiting all year for this too
RIGHT XD
I'm shook 😂 😂 😂
They don't need monetization anymore.
0:14 im crying look at dans hand
why was that the funniest part of this video
god fucking damnit i can’t be loud everyone is asleep
Either I'm tired or that's the funniest thing ever
@amazing existential danosaur I see you everywhere.
@@vishakhadwivedi6653 good
I like how Dan dropped everything to listen to Phils story at 11:47 - very attentive.
youtube: recommends this to me:
me: *its that time of the year again*
They seem so much looser around each other on camera and just more relaxed in general lately. Seems like the tour did them a lot of good--they got to see that not all of their subscribers are teenage girls (which would be fine!) but the whole experience just seems to have helped their confidence and camera personalities exponentially!
My thoughts exactly! It's amazing to see this and it feels so nice to be seeing them as they are.
I was thinking that too. It's so nice to see them so happy
Thought i was the only one! This and their lil mukbang were such a joy to watch i didnt want them to end. They jsut seem so happy and honestly this is the soft nice content i need right now lmao
also the video opening to dan goin "hi :D" almost legitimately made me cry for real ,,my soul needed that nourishment
I have never been prouder nor happier
They’ve given up on baking. Oh no Gordon Ramsey really did get to them...
What are you
An idiot sandwich🍔
You fucking doughnut 🍩 of course you don’t microwave a fucking salad 🥗 😂😂😂
@@lupe937 my favorite insult of his.
Gordon Ramsey? What does he have to do with this?
pov: youre here a year later, rewatching, to cope with your emotional trauma
yeah
I’m watching videos for nostalgia (not just Dan and Phil, but mostly them) and I’m crying for every one. I want to go back! 😣
Dan: “I went as a sexy emo..”
Me: Dan, you’re always a sexy emo.
“Im getting close dan” *moans*
Philip Lester i swear to Jesus
THE INNUENDOS ARE DISTURBING
UwU Yoongi WHEN WAS THISSSS??? I must knowwww...for research purposes
Never mind!! I found it. It’s GLORIOUS
@@annaleev674 4:54, There u go
ok but yoonmin
victoriaa soto okay but yes
Phil has never sounded SO Northern as he did while saying "how many babies are in us right now?"
"Gimme the cigarette. I'm smoking it." -- I stand corrected
5:50 oh my god you’re right
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
I THOUGHT THAT TOO HAHA
"What about the axe in yehr 'ead?"
That too
Phil - “ but that’s the first edge of my quiff”
Me - “ so it’s a quedge”
*hysterical laughing and disappointed noises*
Rewatching this bc Halloween is coming up in a few days and I have to say
this is some real life foreshadowing for Phil's new haircut. That is LITERALLY his new hair from this year carved into that pumpkin FOUR YEARS AGO.
LITERALLY WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT
You... you could take so many quotes out of this video that are just....... I don't even know where to start
Imagine all the Twitter and Tumblr posts with quotes at the bootom of a gif or a screenshot only from this video
Pat Black “I’m going stick my fingers in my eyebrows” yep
PHIL:im close
Phil:your close too
Dan:testicles
“I’m getting close, Dan” 👀
@Amber Brooke Thank you (:
"This pumpkin is my self esteem... EMPTY"
Same
Mood
Retweet
YEET
My science teacher said if it has seeds in it it is a fruit lol that's funny
Phil: Why doesn't it smell like pumpkin spice?
Dan: Because pumpkin spice is made out of cinnamon and LIES Phil
Me after buying pumpkin spice Pop Tarts
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
Phil: “Stabbing things is fun”
Dan: for legal reasons “that’s a joke”
4:35
Phil: he is beauty
he is grace
Dan: he is a better version of my face
- , _, -
I loved that
Julia S same
"He is beauty, he is grace"
"He has the better version of my face"
*died*
👋👋👋👋🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:58 The feral energy of this is astounding
who’s back here in october 2020 for some nostalgia cause we miss dan?
"I went as a sexy emo, and I'm not going to tell any of you what that means."
*Phil. Dan went as Phil*
*EDIT: HOLY SHIZ GUYS. 1.5K??? WHAT THE FRIGGG???*
Alyson Christol OH NO YOURE RIGHT
HE DID THERES A PHOTO
Pretty Much Paige WAIT WHAT WHERE
Pretty Much Paige WHERE TELL MEEEE
Pretty Much Paige eXCUSE ME
Dans little ‘ hi how you doin’ LITERALLY HAS ME SCREECHING HOW COULD THIS GROWN ASS MAN BE SO ACUTE
'Acute', I see what you did there
I know
Hi howl you doing
I replayed it so many timessss
r I GH T?!
"calm down there bub" 18:47
its adorable i cant
anyone else here in September 2020 trying to remember the good times?
"I wonder how many babies we have in us now"
-Phil Lester 2018
Lol
NOT CALLING PHILLY THIS BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDED SLUTTY😂
@@ghxstely wow
Can someone make a “Dan and Phil make inappropriate joke for 10mins straight” thank you for ur service
Taylor Hayes *just plays this video*
Taylor Hayes i mean you’re already watching a 20 minute one
"Phils going in raw people"
Taylor Hayes there’s actually nothing straight about it 😂
@@rubyink7314 Thank you for this comment
Between Dan sniffing candy, Phil talking about dead bodies and all the moans I think this is the most chaotic Dan and Phil video (danandphilcrafts don't count)
Yep, you guessed it... It`s that time of year again.
- October, 2021.
*DANS SNORT AT **8:15** IM SCREAMING*
THAT'S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD
Aww
i replayed it several times
*UWU INTENSIFIES*
charlotte cactussssss
Dan’s looks like Donald Trump and Phil’s looks like Voldemort
lime fruit winder « I’d bang Voldemort »- Dan
Yeah but Phil gave his a nose so it can't be....
@@Anime-mi9xo
DanxPumpkin fanfictions incoming
I would bang Voldemort...
Erin Sutton. It kinda just looks like slits but i agree
This is a comfort video
16:06 at this angle Phil’s pumpkin looks like a screaming baby 😜
Didn’t you know it’s unhygienic to have rats in the kitchen?
Beth xxx ugh so disrespectful of them 😔
Twenty øne phandoms! At the disco DirectiYEEner r/whoosh
how much did you wait to make this joke
uMMMm excuse me I saw rattitoulie and there were like 100 rats in that kitchen and it was perfectly clean
I want to like this but the 666 is so perfect 😂
“Testicles have seeds”- Dan
“Think How many children are inside of us.”- Phil
Pasta Productions y I subscribed
Only not because they aren't a full human/zygote/embryo until fertilization
(Still funny tho)
1:57
"But we could've been those Instagram c o u p l e s"
the demon phannie in me is awakening
No one:
Phil: I like to think I look a bit like a pumpkin anyway.
but if you think about it.... he kinda does
every year I think they couldn't possibly make a more uncomfortably sexual baking/food video and eVERY YEAR I AM PROVEN WRONG. but it's fine because it's hilarious thank
next year it's just gonna b sex with some spooky garland
tyler Yes
“Umm calm down there bub” - Daniel Howell 2018
Oml I thought I was the only one who picked up on it
time stamp?
steph 18:48
Army ayy
*sobs*
The best joke ever made
Dan- give me your iPhone or I'll scoop ya
(I love you videos guys keep going)
Here mourning spooky week in 2020
Same rip spooky week 🥺
“ we will never be those instagram people, phil. and *chances are if you’re watching this, you ain’t either* ”
hurt.
He called me out. I wasnt ready
yOOOO HAHA i felt personally attacked lmfao
_why is it true tho_
the truth hurts
Had to pause the video for a moment to let that sink in. Ouch.
I'm sorry everyone is dying at the innuendos and I'm crying in laughter over Dan dropping thr camera in the pumpkin
*hi...how ya doin..?*
I couldn’t get over
“yOU MAd LaD”
I pretty much just died laughing at 13:57 I don't know why
SAME SJDNSJSJSK
unrelated, i was the thousandth like and I feel legendary
**cue the 5th dan and phil marathon of the year**
18:48 DAN CALLED PHIL BUB HOW ADORABLEEEEE
HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THAT
I NEVER NOTICED TILL THEN
This is the most sexual pumpkin carving ever omg
Nahhhhh
Markiplier's pumpkin carving videos.
Either you do it the dan and phil way or you dont do it at all man
So does that mean they actually have matching aprons because Dan said about not wanting to wear the same one as Phil because it'd be embarrassing?
Probably
I think Phil just bought his and Dan decided not to buy that.
No he meant they can't wear the aprons they've worn before
I love your Randy profile pic
*s p o o p y*
it’s been a year and a half and 3:31 still bothers me so much.
HOW can a mother of a little kid be dead 25 years prior??? DAN WHERE DID YOUR NEURONS END
I forgot about that beginning and wow that was serotonin
Dan and Phil making inappropriate noises for 20 mins
+innuendos
Do you mean: all of their videos?
“Gimme ur iPhone *or ill scoop ya* “ - Daniel James Howell 2k18
Needs to be on a tshirt
My future yearbook quote
*jAmEs h0wArD* ok I’ll go lmao
18:48
im literally about to start crying thats feaking adorable
It is 3 am in June 2022 and I'm binging dan and Phil. I have no regrets
"That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies"
i thought he said lice😭😭😭😭😭
" That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies, Phil."
-Dan, Halloween 2018
cinnamon and lies will be the name of my band if I ever start one
that quote is now gonna be on my ig bio 😂
who’s here after phil’s pumpkin spice video?
18:48 “bub” OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE WHOLESOME-
I can’t believe dan has been in his costume for 11 years
This is the blessed comment of the season
That was like crappy sand paper, smooth
this comment needs more attention
sᴀᴍᴇ
He was p r e p a r e d
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Dan called Phil bub
????
At 18:48
YES finally someone acknowledged it
@@jay-yy2zb thank you!!
Ikr
I'm so mad this showed up in my feed in 2023 I was so hyped
not me watching this oct 8 2020 and weeping
If a blind person watched this they would call the cops on them.
.... if a blind person ʷʰᴬᵗ ˀ
if a *blind* person *watched* this video
Ok I understand that I chose a bad choice of words
“The blind man saw you and ran off”
@@clarissarojas7959 yes, the blind man saw me.
“Sexy Emo” ok so Dan didn’t wear a costume
I'm actually ded
truuuuuuuue
Yaaas
His apron
Sunny_ Animates r/wooosh
I swear Dan and Phil are smart people but when they are in a room together it's like they have 1 brain cell
I saw your profile pic and had to do a double take because it’s my lock screen.
4:24 “thats the last time were touching knives today” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Make Innuendos while Carving Pumpkins for 20 Minutes Straight
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Somehow Make Pumpkin Carving 18+
20 minutes "Straight"
EriiaTheNeko this is funnier now
”Give me your iPhone!”
*”OR I’LL SCOOP YA”*
Dil Howlter *_OH GOD NO_*
*scoops you*
Dil Howlter best quote ever😂😂😂
The scooping room 😱
I just imagined what dan would reply...
YESS SCOOP ME DADD-
no joke, this is my comfort video
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021!
Happy Halloween 🎃!