dan: phil, the concept of jumping off a tree onto a mobility scooter is way too unrealistic to work also dan: AND IT'LL GET ALL TEARY EYED AT THE IDEA OF BECOMING A FATHER AND SCOOP ME ONTO ITS SHOULDER AND
Dan: you jumped on a mobility scooter!? what no that's not realistic!! Also Dan: *I WAS PREGNANT WITH THE CHILD OF THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANLESS TITAN AND HE REJOICED WHEN I TOLD HIM SO HE CARRIED ME AWAY WITH GLEE AND THE WAR BETWEEN OUR SPECIES ENDED*
This Dan and Phil in their natural habitat. Please do not try to feed or pet them. Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times. Thank you.
I’m trying to watch this video in my campus dining room and it’s so loud in here I have to turn it up to full volume and everytime dan screams I partially go deaf
. . . You need more heartwarming moments in your life then, my dude. Here. I'll give it a go: _I love you._ 💖💗💕💓💘 Nope. Nevermind. That was just creepy. I'll leave.
Arunima Tiwari maybe creepy a bit but were phandom that were talking about thanks that was really nice of you, love you too and i hope youre having a wonderful day/night : )
Dan: "Well I may have lost my sword, but all is not lost as I am a hungry little dude. SO I combined two items into one and always carry with me....... A SPORKKK" Me: So you're using Phil as your weapon?
When my brother was in kindergarten he was asked to participate in a spork duel by another dude in his class (he said yes of course because my brother was an idiot at 6 years old) and at lunch they counted to three and stabbed each other with the crappy plastic lunchroom sporks. Well, my brother nearly took the kid’s eye out and was sent to the principle’s office. When asked why he went for the other kid’s eye, he told our principle that going for the face was the only way he was going to win the duel.
I love how Dan's answer make no sense, but his explanations make total sense and Phil's answers make sense, but his explanations make no sense😂
Their dynamic is unmatched.
Welcome to DanAndPhilGames
That is so true XD
They're two halves of a whole idiot
Aurora one shared braincell most of the time 😂
*The Titan doesn't have any reproductive organs.* Well neither will Phil after landing crotch first on his electric mobility scooter.
OMF-
IM DEAD
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH, AHG
Comment of the fucking year
Lmao
“She is strong. She is thicc. She can take you into the sky.” -Phil Lester 2018
dan: phil, the concept of jumping off a tree onto a mobility scooter is way too unrealistic to work
also dan: AND IT'LL GET ALL TEARY EYED AT THE IDEA OF BECOMING A FATHER AND SCOOP ME ONTO ITS SHOULDER AND
Phil: Mobility scooters
Dan: I'm pregnant
@@ameliex8079 Just watch the video
It’s literally them
What time?
Uncharacteristic_ Ideosyncrasies, I think the Titan would think, he’s pregnant, 2 in 1
Uncharacteristic_ Ideosyncrasies Phil is the dad
“jeff, i’m pregnant!” ~ daniel howell 2k18
Jeff’s reaction- oooohhh, aaaaaahhhhhh.
Congrats Jeff
Dans pregnant with a titans baby and phil has a trained croch bitting Rat... I just... I love everything about this video
I love how someone corrected that the rat was supposed to be a mouse and not “*crotch”
Cooper Is Not On Fire
Clearly, we only address serious issues here in dnp's comment section
David's butt was when I lost it completely...
not to forget phil's comment of the toothfairy being ThICh
"Phil killed a giant scorpion with a marble penis" -Dan Howell 2k18
Dan was a little too good at announcing his "pregnancy" 😂😂😂
Omg so true. Hmmmmm 🤔
Lmaooo
He was a theater kid remember? haha
remember youtube rewind 2014 when dan told phil he was pregnant?
Dan: you jumped on a mobility scooter!? what no that's not realistic!!
Also Dan: *I WAS PREGNANT WITH THE CHILD OF THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANLESS TITAN AND HE REJOICED WHEN I TOLD HIM SO HE CARRIED ME AWAY WITH GLEE AND THE WAR BETWEEN OUR SPECIES ENDED*
This should happen in the show
Ded XD
EVERY dan vs phil ever
"Phil killed a giant scorpion with a marble penis"~Daniel 2018
What even was this video 😂😂😂
This Dan and Phil in their natural habitat.
Please do not try to feed or pet them. Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times.
Thank you.
This is a meme waiting to happen
You guys need a third party in this or Dan's always going to let Phil win
you think they have any other friends
They have no other friends
True
ʋǟռɨʟʟǟ OUCH.
Nah, let him.
Why does Dan see Phil jumping onto a mobility scooter as less realistic than him becoming pregnant with a Titan's child.
Because he's Daniel Howell. Why do you even question his logic at this point?
Because male pregnancy is cannon in DnP universe
@@stagosaurus3181
He probably secretly wants it. The only question is which Titan?
@@jayajaswal3112 the Nicolas Cage titan, obviously
That's
Our
Dan
Not even 3 mins in and Dan has written self-insert mpreg with a titan this is not what I expected from clicking on this vid
how long were you in the phandom for at this point
the way Dan said "WE'RE HAVING A BABY" BROKE ME IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
Same
ME TOO OOF
W HEN wtf AM I DEAF
Me
@@noodledanny451 at 2min30 :)
Dan: questioning using a mini bar to feed people, and wants a necklace of human ears to feed to crowd instead.
Thats our dan!!
You can actually tell that dan was an older sibling and Phil was a younger sibling
exactly! i love this dynamic
Omg ikr
I’m an only child :(
Yeah, dan realizes that it’s not important to always win and Phil is really competitive.
That is so bloody true
"You're on the dragon, you reach around, and you pull out..." everyone was Dan in that moment
True
i was pure but someone on instagram told me not to google it... i had to
Ruby Curtin I'm so sorry you did that
What do you think Dan was thinking when he heard that
Luna Ysolis "please don't say what I think you're gonna say"
Phil: Thanks to crunchy roll-
Dan: Wait-wa-phil phil phil- our chairs
Phil: ....
Both: WITH A TWIST
i heard this comment
@@beemartinez1780 same
Dan always letting Phil win is the cutest thing ever.
Ong tho. Phil always asks if he can win innocently and Dan always gives up easily but pretends to be upset. I love them to much-
@@hahaha7886 dan is such a tsundere😔
@@dckhead8429 never say that again 😃
@@xielianobsessor ACCEPT IT
he still does it :)
Dan and Phil: the only youtubers that judge me for liking their content...
And rightly so!
Um... Shane Dawson
oh my god you're right
DiarlettRose he doesn’t judge you but everyone else does
Zachary tea.
'do you realize that the toothfairy canonically is this big' thank u for bringing joy to my small world
suna 173.6jm
“Small world”
I am confusion
XDD Yas. Sme.
Omg at that scene I spent about 5 minutes laughing very loudly
I have a mental image of phil leaping out of a tree onto a mobility scooter and nyooming away and this makes me very happy
*tall boi zoom*
*_Tall boi nyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm_*
He'd have to cross a river bridge or something because otherwise the tian would just scoop him up and eat him idk. They have long legs n all.
I don't trust it Daniel ~ 5:49 I love it when Phil says Daniel
EmuAntonia I scrolled down just to look for this.
Phils reaction is adorable 😂
Literally died when he said that 😂
Yesssss , we also have the same name
and phil’s face when he says “questionable” made literally just uwU
She is strong, she is thicc, she can take you into the sky. -Phil 2018
I read this as it came on
"I had one of these, *_I peed on it earlier_* "
Kay Draws time?
2:18
Dan's impersonation of being pregnant was too good, I'm slightly concerned
Diamondust aren't we all
🤔 im pretty sure we are consercerned with Dan AND PHIL all the time
At this point I'm not even surprised
Diamondust okay but your profile picture is my aesthetic and mood
honestly the phandom wouldn’t even flinch if dan started to grow a baby bump
its been nine months since the video where's the baby dan
why do you think hes been on hiatus mate
He’s on maternity leave right now
And this comment was posted 9 months ago. 😄
Jackella Leona mhm :/
"whenever you say something is ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ, _i dont trust it_ , *d* *a* *n* *y* *u* *l* "
He protec
He attacc
But most importantly,
Dan is wearing blacc
MeghanIsBored blacc* smh
MeghanIsBored the old Dan is bacc
I’m trying to watch this video in my campus dining room and it’s so loud in here I have to turn it up to full volume and everytime dan screams I partially go deaf
Haha same
I feel ya man xD
wow i relate so hard
I feel you. Since being on campus I've realized both dan and jenna marbles tend to go from normal speech to EXICTED YELLING a lot lol.
I watched it in a car at max volume and i now have extreme tinnitus but it was worth it
11:18 - 11:25 = the moment Dan realized what he just was really dirty and he regrehetti the spaghetti
The last thing that I was expecting to hear after "he hasn't had some loving so I'll whack out..." is a statue
ONE MORE MONTH UNTIL SPOOKY WEEK.
EVERYONE BE PREPARED TO HAVE YOUR EARDRUMS DESTROYED
seriously I'm not fucking ready omg disnkdmdmdk
We have to keep in mind that they are coming back from tour and will be exhausted, spooky week might be shorter than usual
CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
I AM PRESPOOKED AND READY MATEEEE
even just one spooky video and i’d be more than happy
Why is dan with that wine so relatable
I got an ad for a pregnancy test at the end of the video
lmao😹
To think, a company saw this video and went "Yeah, Titan pregnancies."
I love how dan think's him being pregnant is better then phil jumping onto a scooter.
WELCOME BACK TO DENIMPHILGAMES
...YESSSSSSS....
isla please let this comment blow up
Gwenyth Ice of course it will
Omg....
Umm... YES PLEASE
I have a miniature heart attack when Phil says "Daniel"
Audrey B same!!
same oml
Same
Me too
💕
“Why does Phil need to spice things up constantly, I think it’s fine”
0.0 Whatcha hinting at there, FRIIIEEENNNDDDD?
I-
_Dan&Titan: Life Finds a Way_
Faith Soprano HAHAHAHAHA
the forest fic is s h o o k
id read it ;)
@@pogchamp3150 Woah I forgot that existed for a moment Idk how ( but they found me) though
"Teen Titan"
*we're buckets because we're all empty inside*
rat boi omg
but buckets can be full. full of jellybeans
True
I am full of emotions :)
I'm a bucket full of the colour black, self deprecating jokes, clinical depression, and memes. :D
Teachers won't give us plastic knives cause there dangerous yet Dan has just proven sporks are deadly
Jaida Phillips this made me laugh 😂😂
My friend talk about slitting his throat with a plastic knife
bitch anything can be deadly if you shove it in someone’s eye
Correction, anything can be deadly with blunt force
Emily Grace very true
Dan refuses to say the word emo. You can see the hesitation before he says goth
Omg, the pregnancy test one was hilarious 😂 "Jeff, I'm pregnant"
Ah, yes. Only the most privileged of individuals may experience Phil Lester's specialty dish: Nutty Milk Wine Food
That was actually the original name for Fall Out Boy's 'Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea' but Phil begged them not to reveal it until he did in this video.
dnp describing themselves as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake 😂
Maple_Syrup DE M O N P H A N N I E A L E R T
1:02
*you really hUrt my aRm*
ok but tbh the pregnancy titan mpreg fic moment was the most heartwarming thing i have ever experienced in my entire life
. . .
You need more heartwarming moments in your life then, my dude.
Here. I'll give it a go: _I love you._ 💖💗💕💓💘
Nope. Nevermind. That was just creepy. I'll leave.
Arunima Tiwari maybe creepy a bit
but were phandom that were talking about
thanks that was really nice of you, love you too and i hope youre having a wonderful day/night : )
@@wuty2255 :D
Michaelangelo marble statue x Giant scorpion forever. Dan and Jeff just won't work out.
No! You can’t trust your mouse named Peter! Didn’t you learn anything from the Harry Potter series?
never trust a rat named peter
Striker's also a referenced name...sorry i'll go home
•Flower Princess• NO CHILD
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
Yeah you can't trust your rat named Peter!
Me : * calls for an uber *
Me : IS THIS- IS- MY SUPER POWER!?
i wonder if anyone saw them out the window and thought what the heck are these two doing 😂
When is anyone not wondering what they are doing
I wish I was a bucket of joy but I am in fact a bucket of anxiety and depression
Why is this relatable?
You can get through anything, I believe in you!! ✨
I have a friend called anxiety bucket.
Mood
saaaaame
Damn, Dan really is a goth Britney Spears isn't he
Laura Miller *toxic plays in the distance*
And Phil still can't sing the starting with a convincingly sexy "mmmm baby can't you see".
Who else would he be
Oml.
oh baby baby
my life is spiraling down
2:40 I thought you were gonna say "Jeff, you are the father." Then the Titian would run away lol
Sloooshie _ same lol😂commited men think commited things....HES SINGLE LADIES HES SINGLE....❤😂😜
Same
Omg that would've been so much better!
the food wars situation was *high steaks*
fUCK O F F
Get out. XD
HaHA
you didnt
*windshield wiper laugh*
It's what Michelangelo would've wanted
*w h y*
You deserve more likes my friend
whenever they say "wack it out" it never is a good thing honestly
The whole video I was just watching demon Dan and Phil in the reflection of the window
namjoons_clavicle 😂 same
Glad i'm not the only one
😂💀 same and btw is that Edward Avila ? 🔥 and your name is just 👌
oml same
Same tbh
Dan: "Well I may have lost my sword, but all is not lost as I am a hungry little dude. SO I combined two items into one and always carry with me.......
A SPORKKK"
Me: So you're using Phil as your weapon?
UNIVERSE HAS BEEN EXPLAINED EXISTENTIAL CRISIS MOMENT EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE.
oOH A REFERENCE
*inhuman croak-screech*
11:19 It was at this moment that Daniel realised....he fucked up.
The shame in his eyes tho
J-hoooooooooope
"Itchy Scarf.....MyAss"
-Phil Lester,2018
READ THIZ AS IT CAME ONN
One of the best quotes of all time
Now legally changing my name to this
5:47 phils eye roll and *Daniel* I'm ok
*i DoNt TrUst yOU dAnIeL*
Same
Dead
katusha x I screamed
*dead*
Can someone make a “Phil staring at Dan so intensely he forgets they’re filming” compilation because i know 2:40 is not the first or last time
Friend that is half of this entire video it would be 1700 hours long if someone made a compilation
Samantha Willows and we'll all watch it, too.
Only phil could hit his head with the bucket in the first 3 seconds of the video
Of course
You know they’re *great* youtubers when they can make you laugh and then have a mental breakdown within a span of 2 seconds👌👌👌
I love counting crows! (your profile pic)
Dan is finally wearing black AND it's ripped denim
thank jesus
I'm heavy......
Alyaaa Moller My jumpsuit is on steady
@@imisdead I'm lighter when I'm lower
It’s the Interactive Introverts denim jacket from the merch btw it’s cool af
BUCKETS
gonna be watching Interactive Introverts tomorrow!! I’m so excited to see these precious nerds irl 😆
IdioticSky aye fellow filipino! have fun!!
see you tomorrow lol 💖
Ooo thanks and see ya tomorrow! Lol
Have fun!!! Tell us how it went after you see it 😁
Sis you better come back and tell us all about it
something tells me male pregnancy is one of dan's secret kinks
Mpreg boi
dragonymash slurp slurp
"secret"
Ew
And furries too apparently
"I don't trust it, Daniel." wow, slow down cowboy.
livingannika
Which minute? I guess I missed it.
5:50
around 5:49
Thnx.
Next Dan and Phil tour:
Double Denim -
A Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears Tribute act.
Grace Leon omg yass
Please?
That pregnancy test section was a masterpiece
We're not the phandom anymore ...were buckets of joy
Phil- *you reach around*
Dan- *mind immediately goes to the worst*
Me- *whatcha thinking there danYUL?*
Vanessap132 pretty cool 😏
i love how much context they add for their choices.
8:47 Dan then realized how subconsciously messed up Phil's is.
Dan’s pregnant!!! Welcome, baby Titan, to the phandom.
did anyone else keep staring at their reflection in the window or was that just me
im not the only one??!
gia !! Well I am now
I was looking for this comment lol ME TOO
I just kept looking at the ONE bed and that it’s their mini bar..... 😉
Lol no I was too
*denim bros*
They both look so fucking good in this I can’t
Phil calling Dan Daniel is my reason to live.
Same
" well if you say something is questionable, i don't trust it, *daniel* " holy sh**
5:48 you're welcome :D
I don’t get ittttt😩
it was A Moment.
I replayed that so many timessss xDD
Has Dan shrunk or has Phil now achieved a Brendon urie quiff xD
Lizzieisweird he slouches
Dan does a slouch. He and Dil literally have the same posture
Quiff on fleeek
Lizzieisweird XD IM WHEEZING
This bitches back is going to hurt pretty soon
The friends that denim together stay together
Let's appreciate Dan and Phil's shadow in the window..
beautiful
Something Sedona holy shit your right
i think i watched the reflection in the window more than I watched them
Same it's distracting
Lesters LadyDoor now you hath distracted me 😂😂
Lesters LadyDoor your username
Same
Ikr
I lost it at "Generic mmmmmeeeeeeat"
5:47 that eye roll makes me 10 times happier every time I see it.
also at 2:56! the sass levels in this video are 👌 I am l i v i n g for it
I don't think anything will ever live up to Dan and his Titan baby
double deniming guess you could call them DEN and phil
bellamie deal DENIM PHIL
i feel so many things about this comment,,, not any good things
You know what
I have no energy to be mad about this
Omg Phil 😂😂 but anyways how's your Australia visit going? 😊 but really Phil haha
*ba dum pshhhhh*
My GOD Phil you have a terrifyingly creative mind
And a gloriously nonexistent filter
Bloody L As shown by his early videos... 😂
2:27
"Mom"
"What"
"I peed on myself"
"You better not"
‘Peter? Peter petrigrew?’
When my brother was in kindergarten he was asked to participate in a spork duel by another dude in his class (he said yes of course because my brother was an idiot at 6 years old) and at lunch they counted to three and stabbed each other with the crappy plastic lunchroom sporks. Well, my brother nearly took the kid’s eye out and was sent to the principle’s office. When asked why he went for the other kid’s eye, he told our principle that going for the face was the only way he was going to win the duel.
I already love your brother 😂😂😂
Kay Breske truly, ahead of his time
I saw this while dan was talking about his spork
Kay Breske You’re brother is literally me
0-0 Well at least he knows how to defend himself if he ever gets attacked...
You should play this game but you can’t choose the card so you just pick a card and have to make it work.
I did that with apples to apples onve in middle school and won. Its hilarious
This is the greatest plan. That's what I originally thought Phil meant when he said speed round.
@@alexisklementis1369 I do that all the time with Apples to Apples, Cards Against Humanity, and Snake Oil. It makes it a lot more fun!
Yes! That would be so fun, they should totally do that!
Yess
Things I never thought I’d hear: Phil calling the Tooth Fairy thicc
Denim Jackets, the quiff, the curls what more can we ask in 2018
I can't wait for the surprises coming in 2019! 😂😂
you forgot a titan dan baby.
Feeling Blue it’s been the best year!
Dan and Titan will forever be my OTP
Attack on Tidan
“Tidan”
Ugghhhhhhh im offended
Levi Ackerman mood
Um, have fun explaining that one to Phil 💀
Dan letting Phil win is the cutest I swear
Meme Obsessed Emo Rat Oof
He deserves to win tho
PHIL ALWAYS DESERVES IT
Nah way Dan won in my eyes
Phil: So you're on the dragon, right? And you reach around...
Dan: *Goes to chug the wine*
Phil: And pull out--
Dan: *gags* OH, GOD.