Some of these give off a "the creater wants to kill themselves but make it look like an accident so their family can still collect the life insurance" vibe.
Pikagirl541 especially that CRAB SHELL fucking BrA. For a second I thought it was just the design of it, but bloody hell its fucking taking the piss- its crab shell-
@@TarisLuna yes but do ostriches lay as many eggs as chickens do? And how many ostriches are there in the world compared to chickens? Which animal needs them more?
@@paigefunston8311 don't know how many they lay but the eggs you can buy are not from wild ostriches. There are many ostrichfarms all over the world and just like chicken eggs they don't sell the ones that have babys in them, so that 'who needs them more' is an invalid argument.
*_6:46_* (calling 911) *_[911 operator]: "You said it was a car, right?"_* *_[Me]: "Yes."_* *_[911 operator]: "What color was the car?"_* *_[Me]: ". . . yes."_*
@@zebwolf9340 no they aren't, kiwis lay large eggs that are incubated at 35 degrees for up to 60-70 days until they hatch, one of the longest incubation periods of any bird
3:45 - it's spin art. You generally use a pottery wheel to make it. if you use the right colors and design or pattern, it can be really pretty. I made a set with words on it, and I've gotten a lot of compliments about them
@@marxgalacticambition7023 I was time-stamping what he was talking about. The timestamp is what he said that made me write up my response. That still doesn't answer my question I asked you
3:01 the thing about those copper wires is that if you only touch one, you won't get shock , but the fact that the chargers create a full circuit means that you can get electrocuted by just accidentally touching it
@@shyone968 I think we should all make it a point to learn something new every day, even if it's a piece of relatively useless trivia like what color an emu egg is lol Glad I was able to give you a new fun fact of the day!
2:16 this is weird coming from me, Jake, cause I'm like the opposite of a tool guy, but ... Those ARE wrenches. Best I can tell they're either all box-ended wrenches, combination wrenches, or a combination of both. Plus some other types of wrenches in some parts lol.
I made one as well, you just need to use the right material for the wick (if wick is the correct word, i personally have never heard it used before, english is sadly not my first language). I used some braided wood fibres and it burnt just fine.
I can kinda see a tiny bit of reasoning with the baby bell candle. A bit. They already had the wax from eating the food so they may have just tried to save money instead of being wasteful?
We always joked about that in elementary school, it was sorta common knowledge that one could possibly make a candle out of it, until a friend of mine and I did it and it was shitty. But amazing for us. We felt like scientists...
8:07 Him: what animal that lays a egg like that Kiwi birds: >=[ Others: Ostriches does! Kiwi birds: you fools I lay the eggs that are large like that and ostriches are bigger EGGS Ostriches: *its true tho.*
no one says kiwi because it isn't a kiwi egg, you cant own them, you can buy ostrich eggs though also "ostriches are bigger EGGS" wtf does that mean? do you mean ostriches lay bigger eggs than the one in the image, if so then you are wrong the egg in the image is the perfect size to be an ostrich egg and is the only possible egg it could be considering laws and egg appearance
"Just because you CAN make a lamp out of an egg, doesn't mean you SHOULD." YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY MIMT CHOCOLATELY CHIPPING REPLY TO THAT WAS!? "Hey, Bobby Duke nailed it doing that, shut up." Yeah. I referenced a TH-camr. _...He is really good at art though-_
4:37 for those who don’t know, that white thing goes on door knobs to stop children from entering a room without an adult, it operates similarly to childproof caps on medication, squeeze hard, turn, and open. My neighbors had them when we were little kids and I asked their mom and she told me about them (but not how to open them, obviously). The person who put it on the door put it on the wrong type of door knob.
7:26 Builder : so how big did you want it again? Owner: 4feet? Builder: let me just measure that. Builder:ah frick. I stuck the ruler to the island again.
OMG THIS WAS PRICELESS! The add at the beginning was going, "We all know how it is, you bust your ass in med school and it's your friend that keeps" *click skip add* the video starts "This terrifying bra..."
7:25 : somewhere there is a math teacher missing a couple hundred yard sticks 8:15 : oh i dunno maybe a fucking ostrich or some weird human bird hybrid take your pick
A bunch of these actually look really nice. They'd at least be good conversation starters. I mean, who WOULDN'T bring attention to an island made out of yard sticks?
3:00 I'm already shitting a brick over this I can only imagine what my dad, an electrician, would have to say about it! Which makes me want to send it to him.
5:52 OMG 😂😂😂😂 THOSE ARE LEGIT MINE ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE BORED SO WE MADE THEM THEN OUR PARENTS BROUGHT THEM WITH A TON OF STUFF OVER TO GOODWILL LMAOOOOOO
I made a babybell candle when i was 10. My parents didnt care and just let me have the lighter as he played on the computer. I dont think i had very good parents.
Mom: *dresses roomba as a horse* Baby in the chair: ONWARD MY TRUSTY STEED, WE MUST SAVE THE PRINCESS! A few ours later* Baby in chair: Mother change my diapers I have made a poopy in my pants.
Some of these give off a "the creater wants to kill themselves but make it look like an accident so their family can still collect the life insurance" vibe.
Pikagirl541 especially that CRAB SHELL fucking BrA.
For a second I thought it was just the design of it, but bloody hell its fucking taking the piss- its crab shell-
It was bread, not a crabshell.
Creator*
Ostriches lay eggs that big and the shell is actually really thick durable, so perfect for doing stuff like that with it.
Why you gotta Ste their eggs tho🤣 let them have their families or they gonna come and take you kids lmao
Steal*
@@paigefunston8311 could ask the same about chicken tbh
@@TarisLuna yes but do ostriches lay as many eggs as chickens do? And how many ostriches are there in the world compared to chickens? Which animal needs them more?
@@paigefunston8311 don't know how many they lay but the eggs you can buy are not from wild ostriches. There are many ostrichfarms all over the world and just like chicken eggs they don't sell the ones that have babys in them, so that 'who needs them more' is an invalid argument.
3:27 there's actually toys that do similar things but they're aimed mostly at kids and have more of tie dye effect
Spin Art. Was pretty big in the 80s and early 90s.
my friend has one of those type of toys
I used to have one, but then I lost it
FakeJake: what animal lays a egg that ...
Ostrich: *I’m I a joke to you*
Lol
Yes, truly, you I'm... 😉
XD I was gonna say that!
Big
*Am I
Reddit should make a post about "Fuctional Art" and call it "r/fart".
My old school called their fine arts program the farts program and would get frustrated when people laughed.
Isn't that just... Craft?
Ashion
Fart
lazycatlux C.U.L?
This sounds like something I would say.
*_6:46_*
(calling 911)
*_[911 operator]: "You said it was a car, right?"_*
*_[Me]: "Yes."_*
*_[911 operator]: "What color was the car?"_*
*_[Me]: ". . . yes."_*
Nice
I saw betwen those stickers an skirt being lifted
Felipe Alarcón From emblem of car, about six stickers to the left.
@@satan2583 thank you, kind man
§1 You should go onto Minecraft §0Type this in
5:20 When you find a quest item but missed the NPC that activates the quest.
5:00 this sounds like a brown note
also Ostriches, that egg was laid by an Ostrich
Could be a bleached emu egg too tho but most likely a Ostrige? Ostroge!
Kiwi
A what?
8:08
My dude's never heard of an Ostrich I see.
You guys haven't heard of Kiwi birds I see.
@@nextombz wouldn't be a kiwi egg not allowed to have those
@imcruz kiwis are endangered, you cannot have their eggs, it is impossible for a normal person to legally obtain a kiwi egg
@@Lord_of_Snels wait, isn't kiwi birds ovovivipar?
@@zebwolf9340 no they aren't, kiwis lay large eggs that are incubated at 35 degrees for up to 60-70 days until they hatch, one of the longest incubation periods of any bird
3:45 - it's spin art. You generally use a pottery wheel to make it. if you use the right colors and design or pattern, it can be really pretty. I made a set with words on it, and I've gotten a lot of compliments about them
@@marxgalacticambition7023 what?
@@marxgalacticambition7023 I was time-stamping what he was talking about. The timestamp is what he said that made me write up my response. That still doesn't answer my question I asked you
@@marxgalacticambition7023 lol, I wasn't aware timestamps weren't working.
PUT YOUR KEYBOARD IN A SALAD SPINNER. MAKE ART
Jake the whole candle is a peeling.
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3:01 the thing about those copper wires is that if you only touch one, you won't get shock , but the fact that the chargers create a full circuit means that you can get electrocuted by just accidentally touching it
I have the hat made of cans it’s a coke one and it’s lined with leather so it’s actually quite nice
Damn I feel bad now.
Rock your can hat. Let the world know its beauty!
Rock that, bro. Does it get hot tho 😂
I know, I have one too!
they’re actually surprisingly nice for some leather and metal stuck together
I have a mighty need for a can hat now. If you have a link to the seller, please post it here.
There is a lot of r/ delousinolartist can’t spell sorry
HsH ShS just so you know, it's spelled delusional
R/delusionalartist
@@pengweng6662 maybe it's a new subreddit for delusional artists who can't spell
It's ok :)
@@baylee.kettelson r/foundthemobileuser
1:17 imagine wearing that and rolling yourself across a huge canvas
Pencil was never an option
You can also sustain neck injuries! Fun!
Gio? Is this you Brother?
Guess it just runs in the family...
egg is probably ostrich or emu. maybe big bird's girlfriend?
It's ostrich. Emu eggs are dark green.
@@sinandcyanide7505 thanks for the info. I was just going on size alone. :-) Learned something new. So I guess today is not wasted.
@@shyone968 I think we should all make it a point to learn something new every day, even if it's a piece of relatively useless trivia like what color an emu egg is lol Glad I was able to give you a new fun fact of the day!
@ potato palian 2nd channel
Where’s your 1st channel?
Emu eggs are pretty dark green, I think it’s ostrich
4:00 was my post, you literally said the title of it. Thanks!
of course its ohio
2:16 this is weird coming from me, Jake, cause I'm like the opposite of a tool guy, but ...
Those ARE wrenches. Best I can tell they're either all box-ended wrenches, combination wrenches, or a combination of both.
Plus some other types of wrenches in some parts lol.
I just want to know what Jake thinks is a wrench
1:20 I feel like this is something everyone wondered if was possible when they were a kid
What are they talking about? Babybel wax is perfectly fine for candles, you just need to not make them too big. Small candles work great
I made one as well, you just need to use the right material for the wick (if wick is the correct word, i personally have never heard it used before, english is sadly not my first language). I used some braided wood fibres and it burnt just fine.
The crab bra is literally a physical representation of what a bra feels like after a long day
I can kinda see a tiny bit of reasoning with the baby bell candle. A bit.
They already had the wax from eating the food so they may have just tried to save money instead of being wasteful?
We always joked about that in elementary school, it was sorta common knowledge that one could possibly make a candle out of it, until a friend of mine and I did it and it was shitty. But amazing for us. We felt like scientists...
[5:25] *i could make an edgy song out of how that looks*
8:07
Thats an ostrich egg
AN OSTRICH EGG
It looks like a emus
@@rein0123 no it does not, emu eggs are dark green
What should I add?
A trash bag around it.
“What animal lays a egg that big?” A ostrich and emus. The biggest birds we have on the planet earth currently that I know of.
also kiwis lay eggs that big, stupid but true
But I had to be an ostrich cud emue eggs are dark green and kewi eggs are illegal
@@Lucy-qj8ui purchasing kiwi eggs is illegal. I doubt the eggs themselves are illegal.
6:47 this is the next level of putting stickers on your laptop
Ok the nails of the bike wheels are for places with ice and snow so the nails dig into the ground and stop you from crashing into someone
3:53 my man said “you would need at least *4* hands to operate this”
Shows 6 hands
*BRUH*
Do you know what "at least" means?
Whoever buys the pencil necklace must also buy the ruler island.
can we talk about the fact that the "Saxophone" uses a clarinet mouthpiece?
Edit: i got an ad about popeyes chicken crocs on this video
1:42 until its goes down the stairs.
R/cursedcomments
You ruined it by replying that to your own comment
DJ Ozzky yep
DJ Ozzky ikr
You forgot to switch accounts
The car with the sticks
Rain: imma ruin your whole career
At least the awful chairs look more comfortable than the anti manspreading chair
8:07
Him: what animal that lays a egg like that
Kiwi birds: >=[
Others: Ostriches does!
Kiwi birds: you fools I lay the eggs that are large like that and ostriches are bigger EGGS
Ostriches: *its true tho.*
no one says kiwi because it isn't a kiwi egg, you cant own them, you can buy ostrich eggs though also "ostriches are bigger EGGS" wtf does that mean? do you mean ostriches lay bigger eggs than the one in the image, if so then you are wrong the egg in the image is the perfect size to be an ostrich egg and is the only possible egg it could be considering laws and egg appearance
Also kiwi eggs are smooth and sometimes a bit green
"Just because you CAN make a lamp out of an egg, doesn't mean you SHOULD."
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY MIMT CHOCOLATELY CHIPPING REPLY TO THAT WAS!?
"Hey, Bobby Duke nailed it doing that, shut up."
Yeah. I referenced a TH-camr.
_...He is really good at art though-_
1:30 Seems like it could be used as something else besides a candle, what could it be?
*a dildo*
🍑🥒
0:00 one step from being a crab lady
5:07 quick reminder the original shoes re sell for around 1.5 to 2 thousand dollars
1:20 That *totally* doesn't look like something phallic.
That bike that wasn't made out of wrenches was actually made out of piston rods but it just goes to show how little people actually know
We've found the source of the mystery sky trumpets!
8:17 its an ostrich egg jake........
2:18 Wtf, those are wrenches, they’re just box ended ones.
👍
1:29 come on we're all thinking the same thing it even has a vain
1:18 you would be surprised. My teacher has pencil earrings.
The diwhy clothing/accesories/underwear reminds me to the tipic dumb accesories you can buy in a videogame.
Some of these like those can hats, the treadmill, the paint hand spinner, and ( tho funny ) the spaghetti ashtray was actually quite cool lmao.
4:37 for those who don’t know, that white thing goes on door knobs to stop children from entering a room without an adult, it operates similarly to childproof caps on medication, squeeze hard, turn, and open. My neighbors had them when we were little kids and I asked their mom and she told me about them (but not how to open them, obviously).
The person who put it on the door put it on the wrong type of door knob.
2:25 the studded tires are for biking on snow since since numerous people have done this before so they can bike on snow
1:36 I gotta admit I would do this if I had a kid and a roomba
Paradraw Zombie and a one-story house (gotta make sure the kid won’t fall down the stairs)
@@dumbdumbforreal who said the kid would be on the second floor?
5:28
At least salad fingers would like it
I rather like the yardstick kitchen island too... great colors and texture. And no worries if it gets a bit dinged, it adds character.
0:00. Well that crab is going to have a fun couple of years.
2:34 helps in winter on ice and SNOW
7:26
Builder : so how big did you want it again?
Owner: 4feet?
Builder: let me just measure that.
Builder:ah frick. I stuck the ruler to the island again.
OMG THIS WAS PRICELESS!
The add at the beginning was going, "We all know how it is, you bust your ass in med school and it's your friend that keeps" *click skip add* the video starts "This terrifying bra..."
Your sense of humor is perfect! These always get me howling!
1:20 I could honestly see myself doing this
3:57 looks like when you drive so fast in a game that it starts having clipping issues
Fakejake: this man is some sort of *witch doctor*
Me: *OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG-*
Deeba Hanif
*OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!-*
Jake's reaction on the first one sums it all up
At 3:49 you can here a fant kid saying mum
Noooo! Not the sacred cheese!!!
7:26
Did he just call a ruler a ‘yard stick’?
Just asking, cus’ I have not heard that before
2:15 *It’s TOOL TIME!*
7:25 : somewhere there is a math teacher missing a couple hundred yard sticks
8:15 : oh i dunno maybe a fucking ostrich or some weird human bird hybrid take your pick
Am ostrich Jake...a ostrich does
My mom thought the babybel candle was a good idea
VeryTastySoup they actually can work you just need to make them small and put it in the freezer for a day to harden first
I actually want to try and make this
Oh boy here we go again...
That spy kids quote tho at 6:24
smo: destroys off white af1. this guy: that's art
The animal that lays that big of an egg is called an ostrich
5:52
Those sandals were in a 5-minute crafts video. It's really weird. Guess these were too crap even for them, they wanted to remove them.
Go to 3:45
Apple: we should make a new emoji
Apple employee: why?
Apple:shows image
Apple Employee: let’s do it
Jake: what are they trying to achieve here.
Me: modern art
A bunch of these actually look really nice. They'd at least be good conversation starters. I mean, who WOULDN'T bring attention to an island made out of yard sticks?
2:30 worst is they're glued on, so they'll fall out and probably puncture your tire on the first ride
9:15
On behalf of all Icelanders, I’d like to apologise for whatever the hell that is
Day 3 of getting jake to say whatever intro he wants because its his channel and he doesnt have to listen to us
3:00 I'm already shitting a brick over this I can only imagine what my dad, an electrician, would have to say about it!
Which makes me want to send it to him.
5:52 OMG 😂😂😂😂 THOSE ARE LEGIT MINE ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE BORED SO WE MADE THEM THEN OUR PARENTS BROUGHT THEM WITH A TON OF STUFF OVER TO GOODWILL LMAOOOOOO
FakeJake: You need at least 4 hands to operate this.
tHE iMMaGe: _we are 6_
That Saxophone is the best thing I have ever laid my eyes on
9:42 the off brand death pond
Ostrige egg lamp is what the egg lamp was either that or a bleached emu egg lamp
As soon as I said I love and want it Fake Jake said it would be perfect in the home of a deranged villain
Dude wtf last time I watched a video of yours you were at 5k subs, anyways keep up the incredible work
This subreddit is like someone taking form and function and putting them in a juicer, then piling up all of the pulp
At 5:58 I’ve made those water balloon flip flops before. Looking back on them they were kinda hideous tbh
5:29 yeah if the theme of your house is cheese or something like that 😂
I made a babybell candle when i was 10. My parents didnt care and just let me have the lighter as he played on the computer. I dont think i had very good parents.
4:51 I’m a saxophonist and that absolutely HAUNTS ME
I’m so clumsy I’d find a way to hurt myself with that necklace easily but seriously
The worst thing about that bra is that my first thought was "if it's even slightly more comfortable than mine, I'll wear it"
I don’t even know what to comment, I should probably find some spaghettios and make one
1:25 back in like grade 6, my classmate made one of these. We tried to tell him it was dumb, but he wouldn’t listen.
Mom: *dresses roomba as a horse*
Baby in the chair: ONWARD MY TRUSTY STEED, WE MUST SAVE THE PRINCESS!
A few ours later*
Baby in chair: Mother change my diapers I have made a poopy in my pants.
3:57 I'm just going to give a heads up... That is a car that transports small planes, if I remember correctly.