Man. I gotta get a Dallas salad now! Been craving one ever since that Boggle tournament. Also, where can I get the kind of flute Jeff Bridges was playing at the end?
I often wonder if people like Glenn Beck who're clearly just trying to get attention actually believe the ridiculous things they say or if they just know how to get an audience.
For personal reasons and business reasons and reason reasons I think that this poop is crazy crazy crazamazacrazy and my doctor and I had a good cry in his office, after he pulled out and I yelled "Trick or Treat!!!!!" I thiiiiink this may be the first time this dude has been pooped, yes?
1:15!! aaahhhhhhaaaa!! his life was UPSIDE down. 2:16 Phantom doctor! his doctor told him to go home and dream with Jeff Bridges??? The Big Lebowski himself??? 😂😂😂
oh my goodness when the trippy Jeff Bridges dream sequence came in, I was laughing so hard that my face was twisted like Robert De Niro when he laughs. 😅
More than that, he also starts a line and gets me to finish them. One day we also had to plot out what times Glans Beek can sleep, based on when his day and night begin
As funny as this is (and it's very funny) and as much as I find Glenn Beck's views contemptible (and that's a lot) I have to question the ethics of youtube pooping an aging man talking about his serious health problems. YTP has always been a rather nihilistic genre, and maybe this is just an extreme case of the "ridicule-everything" philosophy behind it, but I have to wonder where the line is.
+Patrick Andrews well, Griffin questioned the ethics of pooping an aging man talking about his health problems, and I'm thinking, whoa, aging man? Dude's my age! Poor old bastard! Cut the geezer a break, why don't I? Anyway, they pooped the hell out of Wilford Brimley, and he was even older and more infirm than me or Glenn Beck and, unlike us, not an objectively horrible person. I don't remember anyone raising ethical concerns over a million diabeetus poops. Then there's what we've done to the hapless Michael Rosen. And what about that dope addled old hippy Jeff Bridges? Pooped him right here in this video, and no one is leaping to his defense. Anyway, I think I had a point, but I've forgotten it now.
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Volvo paralysis is a serious condition here in Sweden.
Its the precursor stage of ass collapse.
I believe the subject is still being reseached at Karolinska Institutet.
I thought it was vulva paralysis
@@ItsJustAdrean
Swedes commonly get volvos confused with vulvas.
It has been the cause of some complications.
When your phantom doctor tells you you're insane...
As soon as I heard "Dallas" I knew what was coming next. You did the right thing.
I read this before I heard it, and I was listening and hoping in anticipation. And I was pleased.
@@RT-qd8yl And the lord sayeth "Let there be Dallas - sallaD." And it was good.
Oh, the press would have had a field day with this.
I saw the B-52s.
Ass collapse..
A-HA-HA.
"I've not wanted to open up to reason." True enough
"I pushed broken glass in my ass"
Damn, son...
Dallas... SALAD?
+Kz3andMore *Dramatic Zoom-In*
"I actually pushed broken glass into my ass" G.G. Allin, is that you?
Someone get this man an ambulance.
Man. I gotta get a Dallas salad now! Been craving one ever since that Boggle tournament.
Also, where can I get the kind of flute Jeff Bridges was playing at the end?
Boggle?
*life doesn't have any spare space in the hard drive* the more you know!
This beck sounds actually pretty sane. even if he said he was crazy multiple times
I like how he inhales after saying Dallas just to say sallaD.
I often wonder if people like Glenn Beck who're clearly just trying to get attention actually believe the ridiculous things they say or if they just know how to get an audience.
Glenn Beck is a fucking lunatic.
He also owns Tomi Lahren. They're both fucking nutjobs.
Probably a little of both.
I knew, I KNEW, I knew. But I didn't know shit.
aaand knew doesn't look like a real word now.
Semantic satiation lol
For personal reasons and business reasons and reason reasons I think that this poop is crazy crazy crazamazacrazy and my doctor and I had a good cry in his office, after he pulled out and I yelled "Trick or Treat!!!!!" I thiiiiink this may be the first time this dude has been pooped, yes?
"...someone who SAUCING as much as I was..." So what do you think Mr. Beek would be saucing with, hmmm? 😆
I lol listening to saas.
I do too, buddy. I do too.
mem toot
my Volvo-paralysis
I thought this was great.
I thought this was crazy.
Because I'm honestly
crazy
I lolled
“Because I had this phantom doctor.” 🤣
listening to SAAS is my favourite pastime
2:47
The first sign of trouble I noticed was ass collapse.
the opening line is just so informative
He actually set his camera crew on fire
How does this not have 3 billion views?! Amazing.
Was he calling Winston Churchill the President of Britain?
Big Joebag President of America
Pre--PresidiserP--President Winston Churchill
this is one of the funniest poops i've seen in a while
1:15!! aaahhhhhhaaaa!! his life was UPSIDE down.
2:16 Phantom doctor!
his doctor told him to go home and dream with Jeff Bridges??? The Big Lebowski himself??? 😂😂😂
oh my goodness when the trippy Jeff Bridges dream sequence came in, I was laughing so hard that my face was twisted like Robert De Niro when he laughs. 😅
My stomach hurts. That was the funniest thing in the whole world. More i watch more funny it gets. lmao 2:46
For personal reasons and business reasons and reasons reasons.
Vulva paralysis
I am having .mov flashbacks help
Weasel.
The real answer was... zoz...
lol @ 0:52 "i actually pushed broken glass into my ass" xD
2:17 "phantom doctor" haha :D
2:47 I died! roflol
2:47 gets me every time
I LOL listening too SASS.
Reason is better than Acid
I have not wanted to open up to Reason. This is mainly for Reason reasons.
I too fear change. That's why I invented the beat buddy.
0:52 I have been having a hard time sleeping lately. Thanks for the tip.
2:42-2:53…
AaaAAAwwwWeehhhawWAAAoooWa
Awgh
@@noisepuppetI lol'ed
Dallas.. Sallad
Dat DurhamrockerZ
SUNDAY!
@@MAILBOXHEAD420 Crackheads and debutantes
glans beek is crazy
I thought this was a poop. This is just a regular Glenn Beck interview.
I'm crying
+halfmanhalfmetal Do you need a tissue?
Omg he's so orange I can't handle it
oh, you can handle it
"The real answer was... Sus."
That explains everything🤔🤣
Inevitably leading to ass collapse and Dallas salad
Life doesn't have any extra space in the hard drive.
I saw the B-52’s too
MY E A R S
GOD!
G O D !
G O D
O D O
D O G
So basically this guy has seen a real Boeing B-52 Stratofortress? I gonna see him, even when people say he's insane.
I think he was talking about the band.
Wow that was a nice trip down benn gleck lane
I saw the B-52s.
I thought you were going to edit this into a YTP, not just upload the source! XD
Uploaded on my birthday, that's one odd birhday present.
Seems like normal Beck to me, where is YTP?
crying with laughter lmao
That was one of my ancestors surnames.
my strange painus paralysis :/
What's with the hexagons?
My guess is, to add a visual distraction behind the man, like a self-running PowerPoint. But it's all spliced together due to the YTP editing 😁
Because he was never tight.
Zuz.
vulva paralysis? LMAO
excellent salad
Yes finally someone pooped this man Lmao, thank you Mr. Puppet
orignal vid link plz
gleal beal
0.47 Accurate!
I hope you’re aware that I chant quotes from your videos to my girlfriend all day long
🤣🤣🤣
More than that, he also starts a line and gets me to finish them. One day we also had to plot out what times Glans Beek can sleep, based on when his day and night begin
@@quantumqueercoming back to this comment, and it's still among the best feedback ever
“The real answer was: *SUS* .” ROTFL!
Why not call it dreaming with Genn Bleck?
i love listening to saas too
What even happened to that guy?
He has something called the Blaze, and it's nothing to do with 420
+noisepuppet Well that's a relief.
I heard he died from ass collapse.
Gold
Doctor after doctor after doctor after doctor after doctor
He saw the 8th doctor.
***** Matt Smith is the 11th.
+handsomebrick I had exactly the same thought :P
Category: Science and Technology
Musclebob gucks Flen
It was literally killing him.
Thank you.
Salad.
You could probably show this to most Beck followers, and they'll believe it's a real video from him.
Who even is this?
See you have to edit a video for it to be a ytp
Yeah. That's how it works. You take an existing source and edit it to create something new and original.
Wakko Warner
That’s the joke
GLEN BECK IS A GREAT MAN!
toot
lmao
As funny as this is (and it's very funny) and as much as I find Glenn Beck's views contemptible (and that's a lot) I have to question the ethics of youtube pooping an aging man talking about his serious health problems. YTP has always been a rather nihilistic genre, and maybe this is just an extreme case of the "ridicule-everything" philosophy behind it, but I have to wonder where the line is.
Glenn Beck is my age. :(
+noisepuppet how is that relevant? love your videos btw
He has sus, which is curable.
+Patrick Andrews well, Griffin questioned the ethics of pooping an aging man talking about his health problems, and I'm thinking, whoa, aging man? Dude's my age! Poor old bastard! Cut the geezer a break, why don't I? Anyway, they pooped the hell out of Wilford Brimley, and he was even older and more infirm than me or Glenn Beck and, unlike us, not an objectively horrible person. I don't remember anyone raising ethical concerns over a million diabeetus poops. Then there's what we've done to the hapless Michael Rosen. And what about that dope addled old hippy Jeff Bridges? Pooped him right here in this video, and no one is leaping to his defense. Anyway, I think I had a point, but I've forgotten it now.
+noisepuppet The guy in the video is clearly too old to be mucking about with YTP and the internet...