The Fesh Pince of Blair

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  • @KroboPro
    @KroboPro  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    After being down for weeks due to a copyright strike from Warner Brothers, the video has finally been reinstated! For more information, check out the community post on my channel: th-cam.com/users/postUgzcX37DFbkR6sb5rjR4AaABCQ

  • @Kintsugi23
    @Kintsugi23 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    Almost ten years later, and this Poop is still better than having a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.

    • @SmaMan
      @SmaMan ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I think we’re past 10 years now. This is a reupload.

    • @whatr0
      @whatr0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always watch this video lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Poops were never funny

    • @heckles5866
      @heckles5866 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Honestly? TH-cam poops dont make me laugh too easily, but the first time i saw this, i was cry-laughing for reasons i couldn’t fully explain.

    • @bussdownPIMP
      @bussdownPIMP ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@real1mem3smentally ill with terrible opinions? Checks out

  • @ClankyOtter
    @ClankyOtter ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    To me, the most amazing thing about Fesh Pince is that, by being just on the edge of comprehensible, it manages to feel like both:
    -An abstract collection of quick and disorienting ytp edits
    And
    -A complete episode of fresh prince

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It's timeless

    • @arciks11
      @arciks11 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Best YTPs are on edge of comprehebility.

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@arciks11YTPs of edge are on comprehensibility best.

    • @antthegord9411
      @antthegord9411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I've figured this out about a lot of good ytp's as well. In the best ones you can always tell the plot of the episode it's taken from but you're too busy laughing to care too much about the original episode.

    • @jesserodriguez7588
      @jesserodriguez7588 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@therealking6202having stronk

  • @LazyPurple
    @LazyPurple ปีที่แล้ว +2449

    8:02 is my pick for most underrated moment, this man's clapping routine goes so hard that he completely steals the spotlight from Will and they're forced to end the episode

    • @torpid5092
      @torpid5092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      screw you i am gonna go play minecraft

    • @Tgang01
      @Tgang01 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      his clapping was so powerful it changed the credit sequence to mlp's

    • @justawaffle4630
      @justawaffle4630 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      chicken and winnigish

    • @MelvinIsANiceBoy
      @MelvinIsANiceBoy ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You truly do find something new to appreciate with every rewatch

    • @archusrtm6325
      @archusrtm6325 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ey lazy purple is fresh prince of bel air fan

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    11:26 Underrated joke lmao. Carlton calls Will a chicken and Will says “aint nobody call me a cow!”

  • @Kitsurubari
    @Kitsurubari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    This video should be preserved in the Library of Congress.

    • @unlimitedrabbit
      @unlimitedrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Or the Congrary of Libress.

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@unlimitedrabbit or the LiiL CooC. Or the LIIIIIIIII

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean you could nominate it in 2021 if you really want to.

    • @forcedtohaveahandle
      @forcedtohaveahandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PikminandOatchi It goes against everything I stand for

    • @kingof-eu5kx
      @kingof-eu5kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PikminandOatchi or yoy could noooon in 202020202020202111120 you reeeeeeeee

  • @hwelse
    @hwelse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    *"Yeah, 'Carlton Banks'. That's B-ᗺ-A-ᗺ-N-K-ᗺ-S. No 'E'."*
    - Carlton BᗺAᗺNKᗺS, 2013

    • @rr0binx
      @rr0binx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hwelse
      The phone's dead..
      *Will!*

    • @juan1213
      @juan1213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      carlton man I am not a killer

    • @ohno9484
      @ohno9484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'd like to welcome you all to the memorial for: Carlton.
      Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed will be, Philip.
      What can you say about Carlton?
      He was Carlton.

    • @techhydra2527
      @techhydra2527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd like someone with a warm memory of Carlton, to come up here and share it with us

    • @ohno9484
      @ohno9484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      [Lady comes up]
      [High pitched screech from the microphone]
      Sex.

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    "What can ya say about Carlton? He was Carlton." Something weirdly heartbreaking about that sentiment.

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Hey, would you make me a sandwich?

    • @zedc6072
      @zedc6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      No

    • @AustrianDruMMer
      @AustrianDruMMer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      This is my mother, Carlton.
      *_No!_*

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@CommenterMr922 I personally took it as his father saying that Carlton was so unique and in a league of his own as a person, not just as his son, that trying to describe him with conventional terms was impossible. Like he was a rare, precious metal or a star that will never be matched or recreated by anyone.
      But considering that's not very funny, and this is a comedy vid, your interpretation seems more likely.

  • @Cronoistight
    @Cronoistight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +467

    Fesh Pince 3 dropping TEN (COUNT THEM 10) YEARS LATER and still holding up to the standards Krobo set in place a decade ago go to show Krobo literally is the GOAT of YTPs be it the classic era, the dry era, or the current era. Krobo shifts the landscape, and I hope that never changes.

    • @hunterh4064
      @hunterh4064 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What is the dry era exactly?

    • @Rammy_Latin
      @Rammy_Latin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hunterh4064 facts that's what I wanna know too

    • @axolotlfairy2473
      @axolotlfairy2473 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Rammy_LatinIm not a ytp historian but i assume the dry era was during the period where spadinner jokes were incredibly overused and people were starting to get tired

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4386

    Literally every line in this is quotable.

    • @salvinorindoge3811
      @salvinorindoge3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Would you make me a sandwich?

    • @bigmac654
      @bigmac654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@salvinorindoge3811 I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!

    • @5thkiechannel
      @5thkiechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      SexyDogeMyMan YEEET NooooOoOoO

    • @bloroxcleech
      @bloroxcleech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I’ve been saving that to calm my self, Incase I get too giddy from rubbing my cock

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      You swindled me! I was planning to use that money on POT.

  • @LegoJunk128
    @LegoJunk128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6997

    the disproportionate laughter in response to "A Pizza Hut in the garage?" might be the funniest joke ever.

    • @pumpkinpiemassacre6799
      @pumpkinpiemassacre6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      I mean, this is a classic YTP. Of course it's brilliant.

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      18:12
      *DAH HA HA* _HA HA ha_ ha

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I don't know, I really liked Carlton's "HellOH", in which the o was replaced with Geoffrey's strong "NO". Great, yet fairly subtle stuff.

    • @funnyguy6387
      @funnyguy6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tunkkis damn, who know 2 people are watch fresh prince one minute apart

    • @funnyguy6387
      @funnyguy6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      fesh pince*

  • @Aaron_Stever
    @Aaron_Stever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    Somewhere in the cosmos, there is a universe where this is an actual episode of the show and the normal episode is considered the YTP.

    • @ice-xk2uv
      @ice-xk2uv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Aaron Stever not really no

    • @charliekovas6141
      @charliekovas6141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      We're talking about it, you're thinking about it...

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      One particular parallel universe out of an infinite number of them, yes. With every thought you could possibly have, there is already a parallel universe where that thought is the truth. So this is no exception...

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I want to go to the alternate reality where every show is a ytp

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think there was a guy who actually did this on some local access channel at 3 AM

  • @CalamityInAction
    @CalamityInAction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    7:39 "Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-urt? I mean―Ι mean―Ι mean―Ι mean did he not shit? Did he not driwge? He was only human but yes, he was chicken and waffles" Masterful, this video is one of the classics

    • @dicedmeat7857
      @dicedmeat7857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      and who are you?

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@dicedmeat7857 I’m the dude!

    • @sjh3217
      @sjh3217 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's diCK!"

    • @elicox8456
      @elicox8456 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *clapping* *studio audience cheer* *credits roll* *credits music plays* *carlton running up and down the stairs* "What's a woman woman?"

    • @t.vampiro4800
      @t.vampiro4800 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he not Shit?

  • @insaneloke4215
    @insaneloke4215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᵃᶠᶠᶫᵉˢ

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      What can you say about Carlton?
      *He was Carlton.*

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "And who are you."
      "I'm the Dude."

    • @NowBearInMind
      @NowBearInMind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's dick

    • @ghost6896
      @ghost6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *Intense CLAPPING*

    • @youisiaint
      @youisiaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Did he not shit?
      Did he not dreersh?

  • @flamingo
    @flamingo ปีที่แล้ว +583

    been coming back to this for over 10 years now something is wrong with me

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FLAMINGO??

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wasn’t expecting to see you here
      i’m ok with this

    • @WashingtonAI
      @WashingtonAI ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its the greatest youtube poop of all time along with the 2nd part.

    • @Dekulink77
      @Dekulink77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no worries

    • @mamoochie7392
      @mamoochie7392 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Peak youtube poop, never gets old

  • @IlseBelievesInPink
    @IlseBelievesInPink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2345

    "Let me tell you boys something about women: something about women."
    -Uncle Funkle, 2011.

    • @mrdrane1537
      @mrdrane1537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣🤣🤣this was truly one of the most hilarious YTPs ever made on earth 😅

    • @IlseBelievesInPink
      @IlseBelievesInPink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Leonardo Di Kennedy NO.

    • @SychoChrist
      @SychoChrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ilse Cortés women’s a trip uncle funkle

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Let's say you accidentally scream out *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was like a dad joke before dad jokes became popular. Dude was ahead of the curve.

  • @JustTyler00
    @JustTyler00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    The fact that the headline at 3:22 is just "Fuck Philip Banks." Has left me in hysterics.

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      and then Carlton tries to object but Phil turns into some kind of creepy cerberus thing and stares at him

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@dsch0Carlton honey they're all LuLz

    • @realisticeyeball
      @realisticeyeball 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Banks wants to empty the banks, fill out our streets with banks. And run a banks-making operation out of his banks.

    • @MatthewPurvis-cz9hw
      @MatthewPurvis-cz9hw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      But aren't some of those banks? ​

    • @SoulCore413
      @SoulCore413 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dsch0
      More like a Wither situation.

  • @gunkmoney
    @gunkmoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    2:08 “My mom got scared and said ᵇᶦᵇᵇᶦˡʸ ᵇᵒᵒᵇˡʸ”

    • @Emmers69
      @Emmers69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO XD

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😅 **reads it**
      🤣 **watches it**
      ☠️ **dreams it**

    • @Fleyk1707
      @Fleyk1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Losing every time

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      himmimovnih

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *wimmlewooma* is what I heard

  • @ShinKatto
    @ShinKatto 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    Imagine this being aired on TV, I would record it in a heart beat.

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  10 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      There was actually a guy that ran some public access thing in Seattle who contacted me for permission to use this in his show.

    • @sjl0523
      @sjl0523 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Dikekike/KroboProductions How did it go?

    • @tyumi9319
      @tyumi9319 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Did you give him permission?

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +KroboProductions PLEASE tell us he did it and has the reactions on record....the general public NEEDS you Dikekike.

    • @mase60391
      @mase60391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +KroboProductions I can only imagine the elderly people watching the local access channel and their heads exploding when this comes on

  • @barblebapkins682
    @barblebapkins682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    For anyone curious, the Russian text at 1:38 translates to "kitty stove bookshelf tidal wave."

    • @BallDGull
      @BallDGull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      More inspiring words have never been spoken

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      69th like

    • @demon-goat
      @demon-goat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’ve always wanted to know what that said

    • @almightybree2779
      @almightybree2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bush needed to know this.

    • @brokenocarina4997
      @brokenocarina4997 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      кстати, интересно, это мгс2 референс или просто набор слов?

  • @vanillavitch_
    @vanillavitch_ ปีที่แล้ว +327

    12:01 The transitional shot switching to a slightly weirder copy of the same scene always makes me crack up, I don't know if it's because of the music or because of the raw silliness of it, it's like an alternate reality lmao

  • @jacey9267
    @jacey9267 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Chickenandwinnegish has been my go to dnd character name for the last 7 years

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooooo

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do they have proficiency in dual wielding a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other?

  • @RudeBoyEEEE
    @RudeBoyEEEE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    I love how the line "I'm a black man with a short black man" still actually works

    • @BallDGull
      @BallDGull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      That's Vivian's first short story

    • @tStevester83
      @tStevester83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BlablblblblablblblBLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUUF

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@BallDGull wow, her first short story and her first short story in the same room

    • @BallDGull
      @BallDGull 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vagineer7428 *shakes head no rapidly*

    • @CatholicNiko
      @CatholicNiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@BallDGull Well if it is then you read it, read it and you read it. I want you to read it

  • @matthewalfaro1879
    @matthewalfaro1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    17:13 will always be the funniest part to me. It's the culmination of the running sandwich joke. The utter betrayal Carlton experiences after Geoffrey finally agrees to make him a sandwich is hilariously beautiful.

    • @Ciretako
      @Ciretako 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      But it goes further again! For Will, turning down Carlton's requests to be made a sandwich becomes such an automatic response that the _first thing Will does_ after introducing Carlton to the diners in the restaurant is to then reflexively turn to him and tell him, "noᵒ _ᵒ_ ᵒ _ᵒ_ ".

    • @EC-bp6qn
      @EC-bp6qn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love the fact im not the only one who still comes back to this ytp every so often

    • @NewSuperAvenger
      @NewSuperAvenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I don't think I'll unhear Will saying "Jesus Fucking Christ" in that part.

    • @Actiondanny
      @Actiondanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, Uncle Phil did do it.
      Sex

    • @TixSloth
      @TixSloth ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It truly was a tragedy

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT ปีที่แล้ว +692

    My favorite moment is probably 14:41 because Hilary just guessed the question and when asked about it she just vanishes and the audience laughs about it lol

    • @chaoticentityinc9594
      @chaoticentityinc9594 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hilary_Banks has disconnected from the server.

    • @Punkini
      @Punkini ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Every time i watch this ytp i learn something new and hilarious about it. Ive seen it like 15 times.

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Genuinely my favorite moment in this entire video. I think about “the manivilization” at least four or five times a week.

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I'm so glad to be alive at a time where this exists.

  • @DillingerR
    @DillingerR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    This youtube poop is a damn masterpiece. Wouldn't be surprised if they had this running in a museum in the distant future cataloging the evolution of humor through the early stages of the Internet age

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I say we call Pizza Hut.

    • @mymicks21
      @mymicks21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's actually true no joke. This should be preserved by the library of congress

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell*no*o

  • @tbsbasss1220
    @tbsbasss1220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    public notice: do not use 12:33 as your ringtone if you go out in public at all ever. it's too difficult to explain to people

    • @cassdy91
      @cassdy91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dan S ROFL

    • @lorikquiin6700
      @lorikquiin6700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds like a good idea.

    • @bobby6849
      @bobby6849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lolololol

    • @lizzie31
      @lizzie31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg😂

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You mean 12:31

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    14:03 Geoffrey thinking he's rich because he just won $30 is the most underrated joke in this video.

  • @DigiDuncan
    @DigiDuncan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    You'll find Geoffrey
    and YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY
    _AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY_
    *AND YOU'LL FIND GEOFFREY*

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      DigiDuncan
      I don't mind the yelling, but did he have to spiiiiips?

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oo are you?

    • @horacioaranguiz1442
      @horacioaranguiz1442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      OooOooO am-a Oo am-a Oo am I?!

    • @joeyvpoisonfree
      @joeyvpoisonfree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jacob Perkins shirt fewuse haha

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jacob Perkins Pleez, sho zem to ze tayball.

  • @loobly
    @loobly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    3:12 is the audible equivalent to switching font mid-word

    • @hugorivera429
      @hugorivera429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      HellOo?!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Hell𝟘𝕙?

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, I think you're being unreasonable.
      Well tough shit, I don't care!

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For you sir.
      ...
      "Fuck Phillip Banks."

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks. And run a Bank-making operation out of his Banks."
      But Dad, aren't some of those Banks.

  • @LuigiShroom12
    @LuigiShroom12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Look at the funny little markings under the pictures. We call them words.

  • @quefluxwinger3212
    @quefluxwinger3212 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    14:40 Just asking "Hillary, how'd you know that?" cutting straight to her just vanishing is just comedy gold to me

  • @supernintendofan778
    @supernintendofan778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    The most amazing thing is that this is made with almost no external media. Most YTP rely on other clips and sound bytes to sell the jokes, but this one is almost entirely isolated. It really is able to stand on it’s own in that way.

    • @nicksommons1998
      @nicksommons1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's true, but what about the ponies reference?

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Nick Sommons he said ALMOST no external media

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      17:56 And this part too "You did *[Terry Crews chiming in]* WHAT?!"

    • @00_v1
      @00_v1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      *D R I N K 5 H O U R E N E R G Y*

    • @Canderson_Beats
      @Canderson_Beats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I find that Evergreen YTP's tend to be self-contained. Just like Spinge Binge: Me Millionth Dollar.

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    4:48 The way that Uncle PhUncle just sits in contemplation as encouragement from different people in his life, even Judge Robertson himself, to kick Judge Robertson's butt rings in his mind is actually pretty cool storytelling

    • @karl5758
      @karl5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Uncle PhUncle

    • @LegoJunk128
      @LegoJunk128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kick the man's BUTT
      BUTT
      *BUTT*

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Chic 'N' Stu eh-eh-Eh-Eh-eh eh-Eh-Eh-Eh

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you swindled me.

    • @TheEric1203
      @TheEric1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Phillip Banks! You. Should. Kick my butt!

  • @BalrogGameRoom
    @BalrogGameRoom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I literally watch this every day. Please make a second one.

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Holy dang, I had no idea you watched my videos! But yeah, way ahead of you on that one. Already working on Fesh Pince 2.

    • @hamishlodziak5380
      @hamishlodziak5380 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dikekike/KroboProductions I have watched this more times than I can count, cant wait for number 2!! btw keep up the good work ;)

    • @KroboPro
      @KroboPro  10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      tabletop111223

    • @hamishlodziak5380
      @hamishlodziak5380 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah! :D

    • @BalrogGameRoom
      @BalrogGameRoom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dikekike/KroboProductions Of course I do, you're my fav YTPer

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of modern media ever made. It’s almost a decade old and yet it hits every beat perfectly every time without fail, and is so timeless that you can watch it over and over again without ever losing its quality.

  • @mattjordan6743
    @mattjordan6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    "What can you say about Carlton... He was Carlton."
    Very accurate.

    • @IlseBelievesInPink
      @IlseBelievesInPink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2:58 Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Did he not feel PAAAAAAAIN when he was HUUUUURT?"

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      _He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles._

    • @NotBamOrBing
      @NotBamOrBing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gonna request that this line be used at my funeral, with my name instead of Carlton

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IlseBelievesInPink *N O!*

  • @ButterStick64
    @ButterStick64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    9:36
    For some fucking reason seeing the word BRERB in the hand kills me every damn time

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Visual Pun trope. XD TVTROPES addiction.

    • @Jay-ro4sz
      @Jay-ro4sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chicken and winigish

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A BRERB in the hand is worth scratching your bush if you scratch mine, _capisce?_

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's like the author is going "yeah, I don't know what a BRERB is either"

    • @dontcareaboutmypfp2768
      @dontcareaboutmypfp2768 ปีที่แล้ว

      More "family-friendly" than original pol

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    >tfw you suddenly realize this video's almost a decade old and still funny enough to watch everyday and never get tired of it

  • @MaisyRose
    @MaisyRose ปีที่แล้ว +173

    the noise geoffrey makes at 16:35 always makes me cry laugh and i have no idea why

  • @bjcantrell1990
    @bjcantrell1990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Drink 5 Hour Energy, it's not a drink....More like a drink.

    • @adrianh.5038
      @adrianh.5038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Drink 5-hour Energy. Drink. 5-hour Energy. Drink. _Drink._ *_Drink. . ._* *_DRINK. . ._* *_DRIIIIIIIINNNNKK!_* *_~demonic drinking noises_*

    • @edgymemester9500
      @edgymemester9500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      NOOoooo

    • @butteredbread5534
      @butteredbread5534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *5 hour strenergy

    • @springydingy1
      @springydingy1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      WHOAoaOAoa!!!

    • @DjBassWolf
      @DjBassWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brian Cantrell
      IT HAS 420 LIKES AND I RUINED IT

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    *See it's like, I can have a leg in one hand, and brerb in the other!*

    • @orchidslimee3183
      @orchidslimee3183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Panzer Man I've been looking for that! I saw it on RobertIDK's video and thought it was hilarious

    • @xandert8527
      @xandert8527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *B R E R B*

    • @sicroyalty
      @sicroyalty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Chicken n winnegesh

    • @cherryhoppip
      @cherryhoppip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREERF!

    • @tinystalker1821
      @tinystalker1821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I say this to my mom all the time, she just thinks I'm nuts, haha

  • @omarnsimpson908
    @omarnsimpson908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    "The correct answer is: NO!"
    SPLELBS!

    • @Naitoraven951
      @Naitoraven951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Omarn Simpson "I'M RIIIIICHHH".
      "OEEEHEOEEEOIUEEEEEHHHH!"
      *Geoffrey kiss Hillary*

    • @satirical_snake
      @satirical_snake 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @stonedprophet2463
      @stonedprophet2463 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @strawberry smith but it's not a drink

    • @coronelfalk
      @coronelfalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what you say we call a pizza hut *LAUGH TRACK*

  • @Schizukai
    @Schizukai ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Geoffery's "No" cracks me up way too much

  • @jackfisher2529
    @jackfisher2529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    3:24 "Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks"
    Sounds like some kind of infinite-money exploit in a SimCity game.

    • @rebeccastraubel400
      @rebeccastraubel400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ya i feel u

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

    • @rebeccastraubel400
      @rebeccastraubel400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Come on in heeeeeeeeeeere.... (type jibblie over and over again - that's the jibblies)

    • @rebeccastraubel400
      @rebeccastraubel400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Technomancer Carlton, honey, they'r all luls.

    • @manletchief
      @manletchief 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technomancer honey those are lulz

  • @Jojje94
    @Jojje94 11 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Rest in peace Unkle Funkle, gone to the pizza hut in the garage in the sky.

    • @Essu_
      @Essu_ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      With a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other.

    • @josephglatz25
      @josephglatz25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      JROKGaming
      And chicken and winganish

    • @VolantisAcedia
      @VolantisAcedia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the best comment I've ever read

    • @clapthonyclaptano3922
      @clapthonyclaptano3922 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know it's sad, but it's either this or this.

    • @josephglatz25
      @josephglatz25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ssssex! Did he not feel paaiin when he was huuuuuurt? He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles!

  • @bruhhuh8438
    @bruhhuh8438 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    20:04 The transition from Will slapping his neck to the audience clapping had me DYING

    • @dragooncroft
      @dragooncroft ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's crazy the things you miss but then someone points it out. Man this is a funny moment!

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This was foreshadowing the 2022 Oscars, when Will Smith would slap Chris Rock and then receive applause from the audience after delivering his acceptance speech for Best Actor,

    • @Yeahimagamer
      @Yeahimagamer ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's funnier when you know that in the original episode, Will slapping his neck was his impression of someone with one hand clapping

  • @MrMetalforever5
    @MrMetalforever5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    I’m surprised no ones mentioned
    “...”
    “...”
    “SEX.”
    Crowd applause.
    Clap to reverse clap.

    • @funnyguy6387
      @funnyguy6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      16:35 S E X

    • @habitsrabbit
      @habitsrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I've seen this video so many times in these past 6 years and that will always be my favorite part. I remember just quoting that and my friend would start clapping.. Good times.

    • @vanilla7389
      @vanilla7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      7:28 your welcome

    • @cragl3yman343
      @cragl3yman343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The right after "Did he not feel paaaaiiin when he was huuuurrrrt? Did he not shift did he not DRERGE

    • @lecapitaineisonyoutoob
      @lecapitaineisonyoutoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *clap clap clap palc palc*

  • @wex9948
    @wex9948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    For my assessments I have to write an essay in 40 minutes, so what I do is load up this video and play it twice, I use the gambling scene as an indication that I need to hurry up. Thank you mr KroboProductions for this beneficial video.

    • @HappySquiddy
      @HappySquiddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the greatest time keeping system ever devised.

    • @tristenturner3784
      @tristenturner3784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit lmao

  • @chinesemassproduction
    @chinesemassproduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    8:22 is a classic moment too, the charged attack is genius as well as Will's reaction to it

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "We gotta attack him"

    • @TransportingSheepies
      @TransportingSheepies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      SEIS SEIS SEIS SEIS RRRRR SEIS

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "I was my minding my damn business eating some damn fruit"

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@PopADoseYo I was minding my 🎵 dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee, my dee-dee-deeeee-dee-dee 🎵 _cries_

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dsch0 I'm 31 and my brothers 28. We will go back and forth quoting this masterpiece!

  • @GuppyAlienVT
    @GuppyAlienVT ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have spent an unhealthy amount of time rewatching this

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's cause you read it. You read it and you read it. And I want you to REEEAAAD it

    • @iILMeeL
      @iILMeeL 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DSMTheEditor😂😂😂😂

  • @CIBEmma64
    @CIBEmma64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    1:23 always cracks me up. I quote the "Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures." very often, I'm mainly timestamping it so I won't lose track of it

  • @rescuecpr571
    @rescuecpr571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    WOMEN IS A TRIP UNCLE FUNCLE

    • @someone___1240
      @someone___1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snekcharmer WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR

    • @coronelfalk
      @coronelfalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let me tell you something about women: something about women.

    • @blob7282
      @blob7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nevavevafeva
      Nevafevaveva

  • @St_Rizla
    @St_Rizla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    There's an ad on Comedy Central UK for the fresh Prince being back on air, and they used the "will you make me a sandwich" part as one of the clips. I get reminded of this YTP everyday now lol

    • @poopfart785
      @poopfart785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ForeverMalone wouldn't it be great if they somehow used a clip from this

  • @rafaellago172
    @rafaellago172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    12:10 Thank you, Uncle. I shall never forget your timeless lesson. Henceforth, every romantic relationship must be based on a solid foundation of NEVEVEVEVEVEEEEEVEVVVV, or it just won't work for me.

    • @maleekey
      @maleekey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fact 👏🤣👏

  • @MysticalSelah
    @MysticalSelah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    6:33 I feel like this is an underappreciated scene. Just the randomness of Carlton going up to Will and going REEIIIRRRRREIRRRRR and walking away.

    • @RedDeadVegas
      @RedDeadVegas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Carlton is a car engine confirmed

    • @BallDGull
      @BallDGull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RedDeadVegas I thought Will was a car engine when he started up after talking about women jumping out of his car.

    • @Mr___f
      @Mr___f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Followed by "Carlton Banks. Thats B E A E N K E S... no E. Hahaha haha E E E"

    • @trentthehandrocker1292
      @trentthehandrocker1292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mr___f the phone is dead.. *Will* !!

    • @lecapitaineisonyoutoob
      @lecapitaineisonyoutoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      >goes up to Will
      >"REER E-E-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
      >refuses to elaborate
      >leaves

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    8:40 “I was mindin’ my *damn* bidness eatin’ some *DAMN* fruit!” Idk why but this gets stuck in my head a lot

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      (Duck Hunt noises)

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *_ARRRARAARAAR! I was mindin my dididididi my dididiiididi my dididiiididid!!_* (cries more and exits)

    • @Cracklepop
      @Cracklepop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 you wont believe this

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cracklepop .larenuf s’nosniboR egduJ ta ygolue eht evig ot em tnaw yehT

    • @Cracklepop
      @Cracklepop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dracodeanglicus3857
      _gasp_
      You’re kidding!

  • @Filipe1020
    @Filipe1020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    This YTP is so ahead of it's time with it's quality in editing and mixing, it's hard to believe it was uploaded back in 2011.

    • @ThemeParkChomp
      @ThemeParkChomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Filipe1020 There were loads of brilliant ones then when YTP was still quite underground but the slickness of this one is so good for its time

    • @niveous5392
      @niveous5392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Filipe1020 I used to watch this regularly in 2011 back when I was huge into YTP, and I was shocked how it became a meme but it deserves the attention. Same with those KOTH YTP

    • @alexl.2078
      @alexl.2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      krobo was always cutting edge

    • @froddobaggins
      @froddobaggins 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like Skooks. Both masterpieces.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThemeParkChomp Hard to find sentence mixing that is good.

  • @alexandraroman4121
    @alexandraroman4121 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    16:34 Geoffrey is easily the best and most underrated character in this series

    • @KrOnIc343
      @KrOnIc343 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...ªª

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can't even respond NO to this lmao.
      What's a woman?

  • @kassidyryzer2909
    @kassidyryzer2909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Perhaps one of the greatest YTPs of all time. It was waaay ahead of its time. It has elements of YTPs from 2014-Present day; the sentence mixing, visual editing, and over all fast and snappy scenes, all of that minus the ear shattering ear-rape commands the utmost praise.

    • @ismashish5841
      @ismashish5841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What are you talking about!? 2011 was one of the greatest year of ytp:s! 2014 was where it started to go downhill!
      But oh well! That, of course, doesn´t change the fact that this is one of the greatest YTP:s of all time!

    • @toasted2807
      @toasted2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You’re a normie if you honestly think this was ahead of its time.

    • @Skelig
      @Skelig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      it is literally the most 2009 poop to be made after 2009

    • @ThemeParkChomp
      @ThemeParkChomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This is real classic YTP humour but really slick edited for its time. That was the best time for YTP I think, a surprise round every corner, before ‘meme’ humour took over social media and it lost the touch. Still some great underdog YTPs out there made in more recent years though

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Skelig show me a 2009 ytp that looks like and is edited like this.

  • @roshi4401
    @roshi4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    The way Carlton charges up his arm, shoots, then puts his arm down all relaxed after stating "We need to ATTAC him" kills me every time

    • @shrimpscampin
      @shrimpscampin ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the explosion dissipating and its just Will sobbing is so fucking funny 💀💀

    • @jessicastjames6202
      @jessicastjames6202 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      SHESH SHESH SHESH SHESH
      ***SHEKESH***

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He was just minding his damn business eating some damn fruit!

    • @dulynoted3780
      @dulynoted3780 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      this is exactly how I would act if I had invincibility and somebody threw explosive pyro beams at my face

  • @shiraikuroko3821
    @shiraikuroko3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Happy 10th.

    • @PHILD0
      @PHILD0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Numbers Numbers Numbers!

    • @bluewavesdave
      @bluewavesdave 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You doing good?

  • @Yeahimagamer
    @Yeahimagamer ปีที่แล้ว +144

    For some reason 16:57 always gets me, the scene transition being reversed is so funny to me and I can't explain why

    • @thebadegg8937
      @thebadegg8937 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s like someone walking awkwardly into and out of a room

  • @SierraMonstera
    @SierraMonstera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    *I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME DAMN FRUIT*

    • @Brodus_Dudeman
      @Brodus_Dudeman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *AAAA* AAAA aaaa!

    • @VelSparko
      @VelSparko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Minding my Dah deh DEEH duh deh

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AND WHO ARE YOU..?

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@VelSparko
      My Fruit
      My Dah deh DEEH
      *DAMN* Fruit

    • @agirl4589
      @agirl4589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sentence came while I was reading this

  • @prexot2341
    @prexot2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    9:28 has to be my favorite line in the history of YTP. I don't know why.

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Because it's like you could have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      It's literally a cross between a dikekike video and chickeninwinnigish.

    • @shalawamyasharahla
      @shalawamyasharahla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Cuz he was so confident when he said it

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@papayer LMAO IM DYING

    • @canadiangoose1370
      @canadiangoose1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Chicken and Winnigish

  • @nic287
    @nic287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    9:56: Aunt Viv: Well what was all that? Philip: Snisskerboberson Snisskerboberson SAYAYAYAY!

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nic287 “can you make me a sandwich?”

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I can't wait for SMG4 to use these lines...

    • @dvdroot
      @dvdroot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes

    • @lebensraummetal
      @lebensraummetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought he said Snisnerbobberts and Snisnerbobberts and SAYAYAYAY

    • @nic287
      @nic287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vedji1857 "nOh"

  • @gibbings5534
    @gibbings5534 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    8:30 the audiences "awwww" bugging out for a moment always gets me

  • @ViperEye
    @ViperEye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    ... *_You swindled me!_* 🎩

    • @sizzxrk
      @sizzxrk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vib3s Now if you'll excuuuuuse me

    • @mistervanderveer
      @mistervanderveer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey would you make me a sandwich?

    • @madameghostie
      @madameghostie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Your father sucks.”

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nnoooh

    • @maxalvarez5223
      @maxalvarez5223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was gonna use that money for pot

  • @sillygoose420
    @sillygoose420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    i had the "minding my own DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit" remix mini song at 8:51 stuck in my head all morning out of nowhere

    • @KatanaRikku
      @KatanaRikku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Zeus Yendor ya boy finna put a beat behind that

    • @vanessaelkhoury1710
      @vanessaelkhoury1710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *MY D-D-D-D-DD*

    • @pancakemix1170
      @pancakemix1170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear things like that happen to me as well

    • @octo6472
      @octo6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD*
      *My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (My Fruit)*
      *My DeD-DeD-DaYaD-DeD-DeD (DAMN Fruit)*

    • @bottleonb
      @bottleonb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kat can u give a source for ur profile picture

  • @SchneiderAndAndropov
    @SchneiderAndAndropov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    something about 9:42 has always makes me laugh no matter how many times i see it. geoffrey answers the phone and just as he takes a breath he transforms into uncle phil who can reply only in weird noises. i feel like the beauty of this scene is underrated, similarly to when hilary disappears from the couch lol

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      _’Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?’_

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "Banks residence.
      *transforms into Uncle Fill*
      Uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea-uhh, aeyea
      ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ
      uhw-whuhw-whuhw-whuhw
      AahhWhshwaEhw
      YeaaEaeaEEII"

    • @TheEric1203
      @TheEric1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@boingy-m5q Well, what was all that?

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@TheEric1203 *_SniskerbobertsonSniskerbobertsonSAYAYAYAY!!!_*

    • @HunterIsRad
      @HunterIsRad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@dracodeanglicus3857
      [Victorious cheering]

  • @PETHRIS
    @PETHRIS ปีที่แล้ว +74

    12:58
    ive thought of “youve swindled me” nearly every day for more than a decade now

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's cause you read it. You read it and you read it. And i want you to REEEAAAD it

  • @Ignjaleks
    @Ignjaleks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Let me tell you boys something about women. Möföfmoföfmoföf MöföfmoföfMOFÖF"
    I don't know why this cracks me up every time.

  • @ericthompson6598
    @ericthompson6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “Did he not SHIT? Did he not DREARJ?” Gets me every fucking time

  • @walkermorris7698
    @walkermorris7698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Oh my God! He's God!"

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

    • @BradynNewcomer
      @BradynNewcomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's the sign of God!

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      heh *HEH* HEH _HEH_ heh
      (Runs backwards and forwards)
      OOOOOOOO
      _OOOOOOOO_
      *OOOOOOOO*

    • @redskeletonart238
      @redskeletonart238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I first saw this, that exact moment made me cry-laugh, and it always catches me off guard 🤣

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@supermariobro93 **cuts to Bear in the Big Blue House**

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    7:20 "At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton and come up here and share it with us."
    _A woman rises up, takes her time moving up to the stand, and lowers the mic, breathing in apprehension_
    "... *S E X* "

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      clap clap clap _palc palc_

  • @Stevelonk
    @Stevelonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    8:40 I WAS MINDING MY ᵈᵃᵐⁿ BUISNESS EATING SOME ᵈᵃᵐⁿ FRUIT

    • @larrymantic2635
      @larrymantic2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As well as drinking some Five-hour Energy®️

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@larrymantic2635
      It's not a DRINK. More like a DRINK

    • @DanielDangerous
      @DanielDangerous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tfw

    • @supermariobro93
      @supermariobro93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *AAAA* _AAAA_ AAAA
      I was minding my DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI
      My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (My fruit.)
      My DI-DI-DIIII-DI-DI (DAMN fruit.) 😢

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You won't believe this...

  • @IXthCircle
    @IXthCircle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Carlton, are you by any chance "Carlton"?

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    An underrated but essential part of why this poop is a masterpiece is the way that the incredibly quotable lines are bridged with some incredible nonsense sounds. The way that some random laughs from the audience, sighs or grunts are repeated or pitch shifted just adds to the utter chaos of the whole thing in the best way

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You know you're right, the nonsense sounds kind of give the lines time to sink into your mind.

    • @michaeldepauw9114
      @michaeldepauw9114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      18:04

    • @KennyFromPH07
      @KennyFromPH07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His method is way better than other YTPers who use fast-paced techniques & audio distortion/earrape more often just to make a chaotic scene.

    • @tucatheman
      @tucatheman ปีที่แล้ว

      I fail to believe the world can profit from a man's dick.

  • @vosteove
    @vosteove 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    This deserves a Criterion release

  • @KKoakOOakoAA
    @KKoakOOakoAA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    “And the final brainstorm question is: WwwwwwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?”

    • @gyroscope7681
      @gyroscope7681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      oh i know: the manivilization

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@gyroscope7681 Correct. Erect.

    • @SkeleCrafteronYT
      @SkeleCrafteronYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When my teacher asks me a maths question 14:27

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What do you think Geoffrey (ffree-ee ee-ee ee ee)? Why not W?

    • @Brodus_Dudeman
      @Brodus_Dudeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thecianinator *sigh* What tha FUQ?

  • @epsilon1572
    @epsilon1572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    “It goes against everything I stand for.”
    “What’s your po-po-po-po-POINT?”

    • @djskullboy2871
      @djskullboy2871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time

    • @ahmeres
      @ahmeres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DJ Skullboy 5:04

  • @davisbowe8668
    @davisbowe8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    15:32 No wonder everyone gets tired of Carlton constantly asking for a sandwich. The one time he gets one he just throws it away.

    • @akirahisui-lucario5636
      @akirahisui-lucario5636 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No it escapes from him

    • @Busterbalz
      @Busterbalz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Because Carlton doesn't want to eat a samwich he wants to be made INTO a samwich.

    • @kewmitty2970
      @kewmitty2970 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The “sandwich” as it’s flying away

  • @notsmirks
    @notsmirks หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    When YTP's ever come to mind, this is the one I think of every time. It's an essential

  • @lunarkomet
    @lunarkomet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    12:10 I feel like this transition doesn't get the attention it deserves
    17:30 I realized just now that sandwich-Carlton gets teary eyes before going off-screen

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV NEVAV

  • @SpunkyMcGoo
    @SpunkyMcGoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Punished Carlton
    A Man Denied His Sandwich

    • @travdump209
      @travdump209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every day, I feel it. The sandwiches I lost. The Geoffrey I lost.”

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@travdump209 They played us like a damn SANDWICH!!!

    • @pyramidblaster9239
      @pyramidblaster9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a lust for sandwiches.

  • @chrisjennings8069
    @chrisjennings8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    bro i am literally crying at the part around 3:20 lmfao "PHILIP BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS AND FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS.. AND RUN A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS... "but dad aren't some of those banks?"

    • @DanielDangerous
      @DanielDangerous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Fuck Philip banks"

    • @sillygoose420
      @sillygoose420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      carlton honey they’re ALL lulz.

    • @hpholland
      @hpholland ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Fack Philip Banks!”

  • @eXiLe824
    @eXiLe824 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I've been watching this for 10 years and 6:32 makes me laugh every time. It's the way he practically leaps into frame

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      RAER AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE

    • @DavidAlejandroYT
      @DavidAlejandroYT 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Fesh Pince of Larls

  • @lemonbreadd8938
    @lemonbreadd8938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    this defined a generation

  • @greyhad6548
    @greyhad6548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    NUMBERS
    _NUMBERS_
    *_N U M B E R S_*

    • @epsilon1572
      @epsilon1572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
      (NUMBERS, NUMBERS!)

    • @thegamingprozone1941
      @thegamingprozone1941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Mason wants to know your location.

    • @Kyle-gl8ik
      @Kyle-gl8ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was literally gonna type this, and came here again to hear that specific moment

    • @deadshot9946
      @deadshot9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The NUMBERS MASON!!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!!!

  • @12q8
    @12q8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    1:38 - китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.
    Google translates it to: *_Kitty oven bookshelf tidal wave._*

    • @GamingCreed47
      @GamingCreed47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The fuck XD

    • @Wolfbane8
      @Wolfbane8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!

    • @Fleyk1707
      @Fleyk1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitty oven to bookshelf of tidal wave

    • @Al_Xe
      @Al_Xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually the correct translation is “Oven bookshelf on tidal wave.” Theres no kitty oven sadly...

    • @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х
      @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Al_Xe No, it clearly says kitty, although it doesn't have anything to do with cats, I don't think that word even has a meaning

  • @ZaNYv2
    @ZaNYv2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Quick story. I'd like to thank you for creating this video - that I watched with my (then) 6~7 year old son, both of us hysterical laughing in his room, leading us to quoting lines to eachother for months (and we still do all these years later). You helped create a bonding experience between him and I. Now that I'm no longer with him all the time (divorced), this video is something special to me, not only for its comedic value, but for it's emotional trigger that gives me that little nudge of hope to keep going for my son's sake.
    Thank you.

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I wonder if Dikekike knows how many people he's changed forever with this masterpiece. I watch it like every week because it never gets old, even though my wife is sick of me playing it over and over again on the car audio when we're driving to a job.

    • @heroinmom153
      @heroinmom153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Simis. Simonis.

    • @ForzattsMask
      @ForzattsMask 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@heroinmom153 I'm not exaggerating when I say that your replies made me laugh the hardest I have in months. I was initially going to reply to OP's post because it was just so heartfelt, but the juxtaposition between your sincere reply and the sheer nonsense words from my favorite video from my childhood just made me laugh so hard that I almost cried and I haven't done that in years. And the fact that the second reply was unprompted and came out of nowhere... thank you. That was amazing and I needed that. I had such a fun time watching this video again and taking a trip down memory lane. I honestly hope that you, OP, Dikekike, and everyone else enjoying this masterpiece have a great life

    • @BriannaBow
      @BriannaBow ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep going man, you've got this. For your boy.

  • @RQBtv2
    @RQBtv2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I translated the Russian text at 1:37. Apparently "Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны." means "Kitty bake a bookshelf tidal wave."

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same XD

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's a song from Tobacco (Maniac Meat)

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooh now I understand the russian text much better

    • @Alex-iu7dl
      @Alex-iu7dl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm a Russian but that text doesn't make any sense.

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RQBtv2: LOL!!! XD That's brilliant! XD

  • @Bigscrunglebongle
    @Bigscrunglebongle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    16:34 is such a beautiful moment. Makes me cry everytime

    • @Cory_
      @Cory_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159


      ˢⁿᶦⁿˢ

    • @dsch0
      @dsch0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "This is edible!"

    • @Jotinko
      @Jotinko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same here. Ack…. Sints Aquit!!!!!!

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MMMMMMMAGNETS!

    • @jeandefreitasdelvalle5787
      @jeandefreitasdelvalle5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dsch0 hmmm, i'll say.

  • @Zykrath
    @Zykrath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    After watching these I can't watch Fresh Prince on TV without expecting it to turn into a YTP

    • @SolidMikeChannel
      @SolidMikeChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We all feel that way, my dude.

    • @notnecessary1708
      @notnecessary1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZykMoney thelastreformation

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally relate.

    • @Wowitzkay
      @Wowitzkay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZykMoney Me too lmao

  • @JCondorYTPs
    @JCondorYTPs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    The completely random ‘O’ zoom in at 16:23 is underrated

  • @youngbloodfantasy91
    @youngbloodfantasy91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    Well, I think you're being really unreasonable.
    WELL *TOUGH SHIT* I DON'T CARE

    • @theundertaler5875
      @theundertaler5875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Were did you get your profile picture

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ME

    • @milkboi2765
      @milkboi2765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      youngbloodfantasy91
      Can you make me sandwich?

    • @KevinStriker
      @KevinStriker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is.

    • @NyanMango
      @NyanMango 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Sam was trying to ask which strip it was from.

  • @annazee4279
    @annazee4279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I have come to a conclusion that this entire time, when Carlton was asking everyone around him "Will you make me a sandwich?" He was not asking to be made a sandwich, but be made INTO a sandwich. Towards the end of the video, Geoffrey angrily puts Carlton a headlock, while Will hits him repeatedly. Carlton feels he is in no position to fight back, only to struggle while anticipating death from such injuries. During this anticipation, we are shown a brief scene with Carlton depicted as a sandwich with arms. This is a visual representation of what Carlton was thinking while he was in the headlock. He was reflecting on what could've been, but never was. Further supporting the claim that Carlton wants to be made into a sandwich is about 15 and a half minutes into the video, when he asks Uncle Phil to make him a sandwich. Uncle Phil states that he already has, but he has misinterpreted Carlton's request. Instead of being made into a sandwich, he is given a sandwich to eat, which is why we don't see Carlton's joy and satisfaction. In fact, not only is he dissatisfied, but he physically rejects the sandwich when his father's not looking. (That or the sandwich just flew out of his hand. And even if it did, Carlton wouldn't have cared, because he is seen ignoring it and just just turning the page in his book.)
    Of course, in the end, Carlton survives Geoffrey's attack, allowing him to live to see another day. Despite that, he will never get what he truly wanted: To be made into a sandwich...

    • @braedonowens619
      @braedonowens619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You really had the time on your hands to do this, and I say great job to that.

    • @turnburn26
      @turnburn26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is fucking genius.

    • @sup3rsmash8
      @sup3rsmash8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, the funny thing is that's actually kind of what happens in the actual episode.

    • @stonedprophet2463
      @stonedprophet2463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Noo.

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Truly the pinnacle of drama and human emotion.

  • @CatalystEXE
    @CatalystEXE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    unexplainable urge to drink 5 hour energy

    • @newfoundrooski
      @newfoundrooski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      CatalystEXE it's not a drink, more like a drink.

    • @JMunny
      @JMunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      d r i n k

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5 HOUR ENERGY