"Technically anything is flammable if you try hard enough" 😂😂😂 I love it so much, it is like my moto, "anything can be considered a weapon if you know how to use it", even though i am tini and the most harmful thing i know how to use is scissors 😂😂😂
Take a look at demolition ranch every year for new years he gets alot of dried Christmas trees and light them on fire Last year he had about 205 trees or somthing like that
Teacher: Today we will learn about Quotes What is your favourite Quote? Me : Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough -Calli Teacher: What? Me : (evil laugh)
Continuation of Calli singing O Christmas Tree: "O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree, how long does it take for you to burn. Oh how much joy you bring to Calli. She watches as you burn down, o Christmas tree o Christmas tree, you bring so much joy to Calli."
Here's another version: O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O how you burn so brightly! O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O how your flames delight me! Your crispy branches and thermite And sparklers all made quite a sight O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O you made me so happy! 🎇✨🎆🎄🎄🎄🎆✨🎇
"...and we're going to increase its flamibility with this small nuclear warhead I picked up on eBay.. Let's see if we can beat our 30 second burn record..."
sometime i wish they did make longer (half hour plus) videos from time to time, especially of the fun ones like this one, or the river rafting on the couch one from a while ago
Nate's just like, "Ive been doing strange things for a couple years now. Oh! I have an idea for a weird thing, I'm gonna save a Christmas tree and then burn it down. Oh! Better idea, I'm gonna use one as a control, and then do another one as how we sped it up." The year and a half devotion to this idea amazes me.
Nate: "By the time your Hot pocket is done your entire house would be on fire." Calli: "Great idea! That's a great idea!" Me: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 911 we have an arsonist on the loose
Nate: this tree could use some flocking Me: oh no oh no no no no Nate: now normally flocking is done in white but we have some nice rust-colored flocking (pours thermite on the tree) Mr: you have a death wish don't you
This is my favorite video you’ve done for two reasons first is you’re actually setting something on fire second reason is you found this in my birthday months so I’d like to see you please drive and didn’t cry easy cheese and the whip cream
You should drill a hole in a mason jar fill it with thermite and put a sparkler in the hole you drilled see if it explodes or if it melts the glass or the lid
I don’t think it takes that long to make them, I think they have a line of videos filmed Incase they have issues come up that delay anything so they can keep uploading
Okay TKOR, first of all, thanks for the update on the paint. Most importantly though, we need a TKOR t-shirt with Calli's best "insane happiness" expression from between 2:37 to 2:39. That would be awesome. The caption underneath can say "Did NOT skedaddle!"
My family bought a living tree in 2019 it has a root system and everything we’re gonna plant him after this Christmas his name is fat Albert cause he’s plump
I don't know what's more interesting burning trees and using thermogenesis or that Nate has two old Christmas trees in his backyard. Great video you two. Thank you for sharing 🌞🌞🌞
What's your favorite Calli moment from today's video??
1st
“Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
-Calli
1st
All of them 😆
Oooooh
Calli: “everything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
Let me rephrase the for you “everything is a fire hazard if Calli is there”
hay bale bro what about water
@@potaton1342 FLAMMABLE
UNDERRATED COMMENT
U can do water. People set water in fire lmao
Need this on a shirt.
“Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
-Calli
It’s true
l e g e n d a r y
When she said that, she raised her hand,she was like a 1st grader for two seconds.
How hard do I have to try to make water a fire hazard?
Callism ( or should it be calliism)
World on fire:
Everybody: Screaming and yelling
Calli: Woo hoo!
World On Fire:
How 'Bout Yours.
Aziz Dawood You know how the ink spots didn’t want to set the world on fire, just your heart?
well, Calli is most definitely the opposite.
This next song is a little bit longer
you call this hot???????????
HOTTER.
Trump to baby now
Callie is just truly a big child. There is no other explanation for how she handles fire.
Well there is Pyromania
Calli: “Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree...”
Me: ”You’re burning brightly for Calli!”
Perfect
You should be be at the top if there comment list! 😂
LOL
@@chxn3gg True!!!!
)llllll)ll
Callie: anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough .Me: anything is a fire hazard if callie is there.
so so.... TRUE!🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Both quotes are true XD
me:yep inner me:SUPER YEP
True very true
Cali: *Standing by a 40 foot flame* "It is very warm"
More like... Cali: standing by a 40 foot flame " it's my home
Did not ask you to talk
So shush
Yer Nat that Funnnnnnnny y y.ynymmy man shshhshshshshshhss ahhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I mean...yea I guess it might be toasty
I love how genuinely happy this made Callie, this was probably better than Christmas to her 😂
Nat: "by the time your watching this it's probably been three four weeks"
Me: *looks at Calendar* "it's July 4"
*Nate
27th now
@@InGodWeTrust12345 well i wach it on the 4th of july but now its august 2,
October 19
“Technically anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
Wiser words have never been spoken Cali
Calli: "Can I mosey?"
Nate: "No"
Calli: **moseys**
Maximum brat level achieved!
Her ginger stubbornness was shining through in that moment for sure!😂🤣
There was absolutely zero skidadle to her exit.
Nate (while Calli is kicking the tree): "what are you doing?"
Calli: "playing."
😂
😀
I read this while it happened •●•
This made me think of my little sister when she was younger
Am I the only on that thinks she’s annoying for that ? Like Calli your 30 grow up
2 fave moments: Nate directing Calli like a parent when she had the blowtorch and Nate slowly backing away from Calli’s paint covered hands😂
Why does it seem like cally tested out her theory of everything being a fire hazard 😂
Dameion Rose Because she did
Nate: "What are you doing?..."
Callie: "Playing"
She's so adorable, lol
Favorite callie moment I'm glad we have this place... looks you dead in the eye and says, because if we didnt I would be wanted for, *pauses* arson.
1:28 : Thanks Calli.
Now I want a shirt that says: "Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough"
Yes please!
Beau-Shane Tsiamis Hazard merch
That would be cool on a shirt.
PLEASE make that merch TKOR!!!!!!!!
y e s
"Before your hot pocket is done your whole house is burnt down.
Calli: That makes me sooooooo happy!!!
Lol
“Technically anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
This should be on a T-shirt
Cali: kicks tree
Nate: what are you doing
Cali: playing
Me: why would they hire a child
She’s amazing
@@kobeangelesdamelio I love cail
Because if they didn’t in her own words she’d be wanted for Arson
Nate: Your entire house burned down
Calli: that makes me so happy!!
Nate: then we skeddadle
Callie: doesn’t move at all until several seconds later
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT ITS AT 69
@@spookypichu8045 lol ok
Who's more responsible?
Calli: Lights random things on fire
Nate: Buys thousands of packs of candy
Both the same ^^
Nate
Nobody
*Cause it’s the king of random*
nooooo nate eats anything noo matter how gross
Nate is far more responsible
TKOR: “Let’s burn this tree!!”
The Grinch: “Should I do a Part 2??”
Nobody:
Burning Tree:
Cally: That makes me so happy.
Calli*
"Why Christmas in July Doesn't Wrok"
Everyone: *V E R Y I N T E R E S T I N G*
July in Christmas doesn’t wrok
But it was may...
Welllll in New Zealand and Australia in the middle of July its winter so some places have mid-winter Christmas
Ikr..... I was here just to tell my mum we can't have Christmas in July
Subscribe to me: I see your comments in every video and they always make me smile 😊
Nate: before your hot pocket finished your whole house would be burned down
Calli: THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Edit: ooh lots of likes 😀
That’s one really hot pocket
Was about to comment yeah haha
To be fair, she did say if they didn’t have the dome, she’d be wanted for arson
LMAO was about to point out the same thing. Calli is insane and i love it.
nate: we're going to try to make this tree burn faster
Calli: so we just mixed our first batch of thermite
i love this show
this isnt a show but ok
System 32 it is a show. How is it not..?
it's a video not a show a show has an episode and season
System 32 it technically is
Excellent
Callie: "technically anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough"
Me: "WAIT.... HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT?!?!?
"Technically anything is flammable if you try hard enough" 😂😂😂 I love it so much, it is like my moto, "anything can be considered a weapon if you know how to use it", even though i am tini and the most harmful thing i know how to use is scissors 😂😂😂
Calli: kicks tree
Nate:what are you doing?!
Calli: playing
Me: why does he just except that?
TKOR: Why Christmas doesn't work in July
Philippines: I beg to differ 😂
anyone from the southern hemisphere: I beg to differ
Oh yah..........................
*tropical countries
Allow us to introduce ourselves
Same as Australia!
Nate: whats that behind you calli
Calli: * standing in front of a Christmas tree inglufed in flame* a frappé......
Take a look at demolition ranch every year for new years he gets alot of dried Christmas trees and light them on fire
Last year he had about 205 trees or somthing like that
Teacher: Today we will learn about Quotes What is your favourite Quote?
Me : Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough -Calli
Teacher: What?
Me : (evil laugh)
I can see someone saying that and then the words shortly after are wanna see and pulls out thermite and lighter
@@MrCoco2344 yes
Continuation of Calli singing O Christmas Tree:
"O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree, how long does it take for you to burn. Oh how much joy you bring to Calli. She watches as you burn down, o Christmas tree o Christmas tree, you bring so much joy to Calli."
Simp
@@jackkook7349 it's fine you can say that if you want, but to me your opinion don't matter because who eats cookies with OJ, only insane people...
These are great lyrics, I even sang it!
Here's another version:
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
O how you burn so brightly!
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
O how your flames delight me!
Your crispy branches and thermite
And sparklers all made quite a sight
O Christmas tree
O Christmas tree
O you made me so happy!
🎇✨🎆🎄🎄🎄🎆✨🎇
@@sarahgilliss3503 Wow you made it rhyme, I really like yours.
TKOR: "What's your favorite Calli moment from today's video??"
Me: "All of it..."
No one:
Nate: this is my great grandfather's Christmas tree from 1897
Jaethen Carl 😂
😂
"...and we're going to increase its flamibility with this small nuclear warhead I picked up on eBay.. Let's see if we can beat our 30 second burn record..."
Nate: let’s skidalddle
Calli: just stands there...
Me: 😑😑😑
Tree: *is on fire*
Calli: *Extreme Giggling intensifies*
I love Calli making Nate say "Skidadle" over and over.
And all the other words they used to mean exit
@@lucybronkema6486 yes. I didnt know there was so many
Heidi Baltom are they dating
@@Thee_TJ um i dont think so why?
I was shocked to here nate say it to be honest i thought it was a british word
Nate if this video were 3 hours long:
Well that was fun
But HERE I have my christmas tree from 1867
sometime i wish they did make longer (half hour plus) videos from time to time, especially of the fun ones like this one, or the river rafting on the couch one from a while ago
"I've been letting a Christmas tree dry for..."
Reality: "I forgot to dispose of this tree in January so here's a vid"
I have a feeling this is how callie celebrates christmas *every* year...
Calli: Technically, anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough?
me: What about asbestos?
Calli: Challenge accepted.
What's an asbeto? (Sorry I'm clueless lol)
Local news- Forest fire starts from a bucket of asbestos lit on fire.
E
Asbestos plus liquid oxygen... just a thought
@@marissaarianamohdazlin961 asbestos is a deadly substance that was used as snow in the wizard of oz.
Waiting for Nate: "Okay, now this one is my tree from 2014." Calli: "You have a problem".
Nate: *casually pulls out his Christmas tree from two years ago * “So this is my Christmas tree from 2018”
Me: okay cool!
-Its 19 buy whatever- nvm
I was expecting the question, "why exactly do you keep trees?"
@@HarrysDogmalaysia the second was from 2018
@@HarrysDogmalaysia well actually if you watch he has another
@@nathanhart8229 did you not see i cross out what i said and put nvm?
“Why Christmas doesn’t work in July”
The thing is... in Australia I’m freezing lol
Kev lol
ye
Cally: "Technically anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough."
Love the spirit Cally!!
I am concerned at how long Nate has been keeping his Christmas trees.
Calli *enters room*
House goes up in flames
Everybody: oh no
Nate: calli!!!
Calli: pretty
Calli is gonna be so happy playing with that big ol' fire...
Cheese
Lettuce
Calli: “ technically anything could be a fire hazard if you try hard enough”
Nate: 🤦♂️
Calli: "im glad we have this place or i wold be wanted for u know arson "
me: same
Nate's just like, "Ive been doing strange things for a couple years now. Oh! I have an idea for a weird thing, I'm gonna save a Christmas tree and then burn it down. Oh! Better idea, I'm gonna use one as a control, and then do another one as how we sped it up." The year and a half devotion to this idea amazes me.
Cali:
Everything's a fire hazard.
Nate:
Especially cali.
Lol
Calli: pro tip don't decorate your tree with thermite. Me: awwwwww why not it looks like so much fun tho.
I was reading this right as she said it
Nate: "By the time your Hot pocket is done your entire house would be on fire."
Calli: "Great idea! That's a great idea!"
Me: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
911 we have an arsonist on the loose
This actually made me giggle, which is rare for comments lol.
911: "Has anyone got any idea why she's doing this?!
Everyone who works at or watches TKOR: "It makes her so happy."
We have a pyromaniac over here!!!
Nate: this tree could use some flocking
Me: oh no oh no no no no
Nate: now normally flocking is done in white but we have some nice rust-colored flocking
(pours thermite on the tree)
Mr: you have a death wish don't you
Why is no one asking why nate is saving his dry old Christmas trees 😂
1st like
Cause they are fun to burn
I’ve done it too
For this video
Experiments
Because we already know he's saving them to burn
“Technically everything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough” 🤣
What about water?
@@xBZZZZyt just pour oil in the water and it turns into a fire hazard
Calli: everything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough
Me: Are you willing to prove that theory?
I would have got an angle grinder to throw sparks all over the tree, nothing would go up in flames faster
This is my favorite video you’ve done for two reasons first is you’re actually setting something on fire second reason is you found this in my birthday months so I’d like to see you please drive and didn’t cry easy cheese and the whip cream
You guys should put popcorn kernels in the freeze dryer to see if it will pop
Cali: fire....
Everyone: but why
Cali: FIRE
Independent variable: The method of burning
Dependent variable: How fast the tree burned
Controlled variable: The fire
Uncontrollable variable: Cali
"Anything can be a Fire hazard, if you try hard enough.." needs to be on a shirt! :)
"Everything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough."
Me: Tries to light water on fire
Build the HHO generator then you got flammable water
My mom: what are you doing with that hammer?
me: smashing that like button :)
@@scuggerwugger lmao
Who else thinks it would be interesting if they tried burning, freezing, and vacuuming Vaseline
Oooh
It is oil so it will likely burn well, be hard to freeze and maybe boil slightly in the vacuum chamber, but I still want to see
Yes very cool
@@NoName-kj2vf it's not a liquid oil though.. it's a gelatin.. so I feel it would be AMAZING!👏👏👏
1:28
Probably My favorite Callie moment.
Calli's fascination with fire never gets old.
" Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough "
Calli 2020
quote of the year
"Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough"
Coming from someone who gets so exited when she lights anything on fire.
You mean excited?
@@yingxiawei821 yes I do, my keyboard sometimes doesn't type a letter once in a while
@@denjispervyrevenge nice profile pic!
@@dracothewarrior4316 thanks, i like your username
@@denjispervyrevenge thanks!
Nate 2021: this is my Christmas tree from 2020 that I put in a giant dehydrator
Ha sure😛😝😜😆
My mom: What are you watching? Me: A Christmas tree that is on fire. My mom: 👁👄👁
“Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough”. -Calli 2020
Nate: Explaining things about fire and stuff
Cali: Kicks the Christmas tree
Nate: "What are you going?"
Cali: "Playing"
Calli: Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough
Me: trying to set water on fire
look up "Cuyahoga River"
Magnesium fires can be fueled by water
Float gas on top
A tub of water ,a layer of oil on it and fire away!
Pass electricity through it then put a match to it
Boredom: *Exists*
King of Random: "We don't do that here"
Ha
We would take our Christmas tree to the sand dunes for New Years and have a big bon fire on the beach. Was a lot of fun!!
That's Cool
There are sand dunes near beaches?
I live in a desert, surrounded by dunes, roughly an hour and a half away from the ocean.
"What are you doing?"
"Playing"
Calli has the attention span of a child and I'm here for it. Probably because I relate to it a lot.
You should drill a hole in a mason jar fill it with thermite and put a sparkler in the hole you drilled see if it explodes or if it melts the glass or the lid
Cali: “It’s May 14th”
But Cali, it’s 4th of July 😭. I never knew it too that long to film these videos. Keep up the great work!
I don’t think it takes that long to make them, I think they have a line of videos filmed Incase they have issues come up that delay anything so they can keep uploading
Nate:- "Christmas Trees get really light---"
*Tree, Lights on fire*
Me:- *WAS THAT A P U N!!!!*
"Why Christmas in July doesn't work" - roughly meaning "why summer christmas doesn't work"
Aussies - you what mate?
And Kiwis or anyone in the Pacific
@@janebarnes4449 And the South Africans. And those in South America, we could go on...
this just in: the Southern Hemisphere exists 🙃
Calli's a happy camper! I like her holding the sparklers in her mouth while attaching them!
Okay TKOR, first of all, thanks for the update on the paint.
Most importantly though, we need a TKOR t-shirt with Calli's best "insane happiness" expression from between 2:37 to 2:39.
That would be awesome.
The caption underneath can say "Did NOT skedaddle!"
Rip 2019 Christmas Tree... Seeing that tree with Nate and Callie makes me feel like it is the end of the poor Christmas tree.
Once Cali said Hercules “Zero to Hero” came into my mind immediately 😂
My family bought a living tree in 2019 it has a root system and everything we’re gonna plant him after this Christmas his name is fat Albert cause he’s plump
That's awsome
Weird flex but ok
DON’T LET ALBERT WATCH THE VIDEO, HE’LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE
Calli: "Anything is a fire hazard if you try hard Enough"
Me: "A Famous quote from the Pyromancer of TKOR"
7:32 yep this might be my favorite Cali moment of all time
9:56 actually that laugh. That laugh wins it all.
"Technically anything is a fire hazard if you try hard enough" .....
BEST
QUOTE
EVER
People in Australia when their seasons are opposite to that of the northern hemisphere.
☀️ 🔥🔥
👁👄👁 🎄
How Independence Day tries to top Christmas
Answer: BURN ALL THE CHRISTMAS TREES!
Cali's personality reminds me a bit of my mother. Growing up was so much fun with her as my mom.
I miss her. She passed away in 2016.
I don't know what's more interesting burning trees and using thermogenesis or that Nate has two old Christmas trees in his backyard. Great video you two. Thank you for sharing 🌞🌞🌞