15:42 I kid you not, the Yard subreddit was riffing on what the boys would say if they had a Make-a-Wish kid as a guest, and I commented that Nick would go, "oh Make-a-Wish? More like Make it Swish, the way I shoot 3s" This was HOURS before the audio episode dropped
There's actually a cool story about why there's dribbling in basketball. It used to be that you could only legally advance the ball by passing it. Players started passing the ball to themselves by bouncing it off the floor, which became dribbling as we know it today.
This was a funny episode. I was surprised by the age restriction of the Peter episode but when Aiden came out with the black square over his “area 51” I thought for sure it would happen again. I am happy Peter’s episode was so popular, he really did fit right in with the guys. He had very interesting stories and insight. If there is anybody out there that didn’t watch the mobile trivia game-- it’s a must watch! I loved it. Ludwig, you are lucky some hardcore Italian grand moms didn’t see you clipping your nails. Those ladies collect all nail clippings and hair from haircuts because they believe they can be used for voo doo type activities. Imagine the spells they could cast with those Lud nails! Welcome back Aiden! See you guys next week.
Again with the yard showing up for four different events. Ludwig is your Italian mechanics son who vapes like a chimney, slime is all snug like a bug in a rug for movie night, nick is your average 20-something local participant, and Aiden is back from running a train through gay Area 51 (West Hollywood after 2 am).
i think that an important point that they didnt bring up about the nail clipping situation is that clipping your toenails is never an urgent enough situation that you NEED to do it right then on the bench
It's only right for them to have Mango as their sub for the basketball team and he just sits the bench the whole game, crushes a 12 pack and then fights Ludwig at the end.
It is hilarious how slime is wild about fan interactions, as a public figure on one of the most popular video podcasts, when you contrast his expectations vs how he has described interacting with people HE is a fan of. Stay based king.
the idea of rotating casts for podcasts is so good. granted, i dont know how they get trash taste since they're not based in LA. maybe wine about it, fear&, and some other pod in LA
Slime mentioned an American band that was big in another country, and Mr. Big was an American band who is known for To Be With You in 1991 and that's it, but went on to have several albums in Japan. They kind of became known again in America because they had a song that was the theme song to a popular anime, Shine in 2001. Still, if you ask most people in America, they recognize To Be With You when they hear it, but still don't know any other songs from the band.
So I’m listening to this episode while I’m doing the dishes. Only I’m not *really* listening. It’s just background noise while I keep my inner demons at bay. Anyway, I hear the little beep sound they always play before an ad read and that kind of snaps me back to reality. And Slime just says 39:33 “you know what I ate for breakfast this morning? WORMS.” And it finally hit me, Slime is fuckn’ hilarious. That was the bit that finally did it for me.
My New Year’s resolutions are to - Read more books (at *least* one a month, because I’m finally on Adderall and can focus) Three Body Problem is my first one. I ordered it today and it arrives Monday :3 - finally go to physiotherapy (first appointment is next week!) - Get back into (re)learning my target languages, Korean, Turkish, Russian, and Scottish Gaelic. - throw away more things I don’t need/don’t use. Marie Kondo style. - start a diary, because I have really poor memory and I genuinely don’t remember so much of my life, and it’s scary as fuck. - start streaming on Twitch again. I stopped after I got Covid last year and have been struggling with long covid symptoms 😭 Also, as someone with a foot phobia, if I saw a person clipping their toenails in public, I’d probably vomit. I have no idea if Lud is the asshole, because I’m so strongly biased against feet in general 😰 Just hearing about it made me feel kinda nauseous 😵💫
Minus the twitch thing, we have super similar goals and I'm sending you all the luck and motivation I can spare to keep it going. You've got a super good start set in place, you got this!
This is the episode I originally started watching when I got into the Yard, I decided halfway through to start from episode 1 and now I’m back, fuckin hype feels good man
the idea of rotating casts for podcasts is so good. granted, i dont know how they get trash taste since they're not based in LA. maybe wine about it, fear&, and some other pod in LA
trimming a fingernail in a time of need is fine. trimming toenails falls under 'personal hygiene' and ~no~, you shouldn't do that anywhere public. save it for the bathroom.
i dont think writing down your resolutions helps much. the important thing is more how you phrase your goals. you need to be able to track the progress. any "work out more", or "eat better" resolution will be hard to track. A "go to the gym 2 times a week" is easily trackable every week and gives you instant feedback, if you are on track or not. for food stuff, any "eat fruit every 2 days", "replace 3 meals a week with a salad", "stay under x amount of calories every day", or so will be easy to track. set an achieveable goal that you can actually check off a list and feel good about on a daily, or weekly basis. Also one that lets you know if you are not on track to make you feel slightly bad about it. "reach out to friends more" can be done next week. "take 15 minutes every second day to respond to, or reach out to friends" can be tracked and checked off a list. so think more about what kind of goal you set :)
29:23 Was it Rockford, IL's own Cheap Trick? Famous for "I want you to want me" and "Surrender" being performed at Budokan in Japan, and that recording being their most famous. This was multiple years after, if not over a decade after, the initial recordings of their music.
Jk I hope you find some nice friends man. Maybe Google some clubs & shit in your area to find new people to hang out with. Good luck fellow yard enjoyer
Jesus the Ludwig toenail clipping grocery store bench phone call story is the wildest shit I've ever heard. is Ludwig a character in a Tim and Eric sketch lmao? is he Danny DeVito with the toeknife? i don't know whether he's The Asshole or not lol but he's definitely a unique kind of person. that's definitely a new guy for the tier list. like a rare Pokemon. dubbin ambers
Play The Game of basketball against fear and, with opposing fan bases on each side with paintball guns, and they can only shoot the person with the ball
Aiden looks like he just escaped a bisexual alien abduction
He escaped the bisexual alien ship by stealing a bisexual alien blaster and one of their bisexual escape pods
Implying he DIDNT escape a bisexual alien abduction? 🤨
Aiden looks like the aliens escaped a bisexual Aiden abduction
Literally looks straight outta rocky horror picture show
@@erikaguilar3770 oh thank god they got out of the grocery store
Will & Aiden together could cure an Uber driver’s depression
i think an afternoon with them could cure my bipolar disorder
@@hannamadethisI think it'd give me bipolar lol my brain would experience new feelings it could only rationalize by being compartmentalized
The Will & Aiden spitroast is a panacea for mental disorders
smiling friends but its Aiden and Will
They tried to kick Aiden off the pod but they forgot that his body doesn't quit
They forgot that he got big for us
BODY NEVER QUIT
Don’t ever quit no way no how
Remember when he got the shingles lmao
@@obsessive8332 hes our sexy little shiggy boy yes he is now man yes man
Aiden is officially the fanservice character
laying in my bed, giggling, and kicking my feet at the new yard ep
Yo me too
Real
get a job and watch it in the bathroom like a real american
Real 😎
I only giggle and kick my feet when my gf showers like that rat
i love the bit of "you know what would be so funny" and follow it with something that has probably never been said before.
aimen’s life was on the line and he came back even gayer just to spite them. because his body does not quit.
I’ve really been watching this podcast weekly for 2.5 years huh
Sometimes I like to save em up and watch them all at once
15:42 I kid you not, the Yard subreddit was riffing on what the boys would say if they had a Make-a-Wish kid as a guest, and I commented that Nick would go, "oh Make-a-Wish? More like Make it Swish, the way I shoot 3s"
This was HOURS before the audio episode dropped
I remember that post and your comment lol
I also saw the post and your comment, it’s an honor 🫡
Will being polite is the only thing keeping him from murdering the entire twitch ecosystem
Aiden looks like if an astronaut was bisexual
Aiden IS a bisexual astronaut
bro knows a lot about rolling down in the deep
There's actually a cool story about why there's dribbling in basketball. It used to be that you could only legally advance the ball by passing it. Players started passing the ball to themselves by bouncing it off the floor, which became dribbling as we know it today.
Ain't no way, WHAT!?
yep, this is where dribbling came from.
yea and then they had to add double dribbling so you cant literally pass it to yourself
aiden truly is mother
like the vinegar mother he is full of enzymes and germs
the "slime destroying willneff" story was one of the best i've heard on the pod. slime's impression is always unbelievably accurate
why is aiden dressed like such a diva 😭
he’s competing for the title of who's the cuntiest yard podcaster
unironically missed our bisexual on the pod as a fellow bi and we need Aiden on fear& again
This was a funny episode. I was surprised by the age restriction of the Peter episode but when Aiden came out with the black square over his “area 51” I thought for sure it would happen again.
I am happy Peter’s episode was so popular, he really did fit right in with the guys. He had very interesting stories and insight. If there is anybody out there that didn’t watch the mobile trivia game-- it’s a must watch! I loved it.
Ludwig, you are lucky some hardcore Italian grand moms didn’t see you clipping your nails. Those ladies collect all nail clippings and hair from haircuts because they believe they can be used for voo doo type activities. Imagine the spells they could cast with those Lud nails!
Welcome back Aiden!
See you guys next week.
This is such a cute and insightful comment 😭😭😭
this episode is a great one to watch with the family
I was also surprised how much my girlfriend, mother, and infant child enjoyed this episode!
@bigz4829 I'm always sneaking into mat wards at my local hopspittle and playing the latest ep for premies (to cure them)
Again with the yard showing up for four different events. Ludwig is your Italian mechanics son who vapes like a chimney, slime is all snug like a bug in a rug for movie night, nick is your average 20-something local participant, and Aiden is back from running a train through gay Area 51 (West Hollywood after 2 am).
west hollywood after two AM 😭😭😭 im dead
i think that an important point that they didnt bring up about the nail clipping situation is that clipping your toenails is never an urgent enough situation that you NEED to do it right then on the bench
It's only right for them to have Mango as their sub for the basketball team and he just sits the bench the whole game, crushes a 12 pack and then fights Ludwig at the end.
And steals the basketball
This pod needs Aiden, welcome back you champion
Imagine Aiden actually woke up like that in The Yard set and there's a full ep of him just talking to himself drunk from the night before
Hearing that Japan has ludbuds controlling the radio is inspiring
Taking back what's ours one station at a time
@@depalodorSlime and Aimen couldn’t make it so the Lud-dites pulled through.
"A mixture" coming from the LeBron bit is foreshadowing of hank greens answer
I got clickbaited by QT's face & now I'm sad she's not here
It is hilarious how slime is wild about fan interactions, as a public figure on one of the most popular video podcasts, when you contrast his expectations vs how he has described interacting with people HE is a fan of. Stay based king.
"What do you think we do? We stand in the fucking room until it's pod time?" 😂😂😂😂
this ep was my fav out of all 169 so far. the bits were so good n they all seem so happy
The mushroom episode reached a million and is now one of the greats
My dumb ahh thinking they got Qt and Connor for this vid, despite having listened to it in Spotify.
😂I fricken died hearing Slime destroy Will. Would love to see the 2 pods colide like workaholics meets the always sunny gang.
the idea of rotating casts for podcasts is so good. granted, i dont know how they get trash taste since they're not based in LA. maybe wine about it, fear&, and some other pod in LA
Ludwig is in his good friend era I never thought I'd see the day
Couldn’t wait to see aidens outfit from the audio. Not disappointed
aiden took a break only to come back mothering stronger than ever before
ngl the dunkin donuts stand on business bit made me spit out my drink, insane that this pod three years in still makes me laugh so much
Lud truly representing the ppl in that Warzone vs Fortnite argument
Slime mentioned an American band that was big in another country, and Mr. Big was an American band who is known for To Be With You in 1991 and that's it, but went on to have several albums in Japan. They kind of became known again in America because they had a song that was the theme song to a popular anime, Shine in 2001. Still, if you ask most people in America, they recognize To Be With You when they hear it, but still don't know any other songs from the band.
Ludwig, QT and Connor team would be pretty killer ngl.
I'd watch that weekly
Hi could you timestamp? I can't find it, thanks
First ad read of the new Year is an absolute banger
Glad Aidan’s back I missed having some fruit on the pallet
Nick stays killing it with his one liners "it's just a Ludbud who has control over the radio-des" (30:00)
Saying "I'm the scourge of Saudi Arabia" is so funny
I can't keep getting teased with this basketball game, stop the tease and do it 😭
So I’m listening to this episode while I’m doing the dishes. Only I’m not *really* listening. It’s just background noise while I keep my inner demons at bay. Anyway, I hear the little beep sound they always play before an ad read and that kind of snaps me back to reality. And Slime just says 39:33 “you know what I ate for breakfast this morning? WORMS.” And it finally hit me, Slime is fuckn’ hilarious. That was the bit that finally did it for me.
Had to pause the pod to come here and let y'all know that I live in Lagos and I do he bumping Ludwig's shit. Love you man 🙌🏻
We need a best of The Yard 2023 ASAP
My New Year’s resolutions are to
- Read more books (at *least* one a month, because I’m finally on Adderall and can focus) Three Body Problem is my first one. I ordered it today and it arrives Monday :3
- finally go to physiotherapy (first appointment is next week!)
- Get back into (re)learning my target languages, Korean, Turkish, Russian, and Scottish Gaelic.
- throw away more things I don’t need/don’t use. Marie Kondo style.
- start a diary, because I have really poor memory and I genuinely don’t remember so much of my life, and it’s scary as fuck.
- start streaming on Twitch again. I stopped after I got Covid last year and have been struggling with long covid symptoms 😭
Also, as someone with a foot phobia, if I saw a person clipping their toenails in public, I’d probably vomit. I have no idea if Lud is the asshole, because I’m so strongly biased against feet in general 😰
Just hearing about it made me feel kinda nauseous 😵💫
Minus the twitch thing, we have super similar goals and I'm sending you all the luck and motivation I can spare to keep it going. You've got a super good start set in place, you got this!
@@paddycakes. Godspeed friend. We got this 🫡🫶🏻
the way I gasped when i saw aiden. absolutely slayed
as someone with family and heritage in Eritrea, thank you for your service
The fact that somebody ranked every episode in a tier list in insane
Gentle men ep is clearly A teir
aiden was so mother this episode. the girlies love him slay king 💅🏽
not even 3 minutes into the episode and im already dying. this is gonna be a good year
Glad to see lubewig is doing fine
Best vibes in a while with all the boys happy. Bless up
This is the episode I originally started watching when I got into the Yard, I decided halfway through to start from episode 1 and now I’m back, fuckin hype feels good man
congrats to aiden on becoming the second coming of Vitas, the 2000s russian pop star most well known for freakin it on new years
Vitas mentioned!
the idea of rotating casts for podcasts is so good. granted, i dont know how they get trash taste since they're not based in LA. maybe wine about it, fear&, and some other pod in LA
Excited to see aiden was reincarnated for this episode.
I swear to god I said “stanzmina “ 2 seconds before nick and I felt honored to think of the same joke as the goat
Beast
Clicked on this excited to see aimen back and the second I saw him I was straight up wheezing
Being a fan of Connereatspants is like being a fan of Lance Armstrong after the tests came out.
trimming a fingernail in a time of need is fine. trimming toenails falls under 'personal hygiene' and ~no~, you shouldn't do that anywhere public. save it for the bathroom.
Man looking at the thumbnail i thought we had qt and cdawg on the same episode and i was ready for the shitshow
i cant believe they killed aiden and replaced him with a clone this is so sad
i dont think writing down your resolutions helps much. the important thing is more how you phrase your goals. you need to be able to track the progress.
any "work out more", or "eat better" resolution will be hard to track. A "go to the gym 2 times a week" is easily trackable every week and gives you instant feedback, if you are on track or not. for food stuff, any "eat fruit every 2 days", "replace 3 meals a week with a salad", "stay under x amount of calories every day", or so will be easy to track.
set an achieveable goal that you can actually check off a list and feel good about on a daily, or weekly basis. Also one that lets you know if you are not on track to make you feel slightly bad about it.
"reach out to friends more" can be done next week. "take 15 minutes every second day to respond to, or reach out to friends" can be tracked and checked off a list.
so think more about what kind of goal you set :)
new years res: stop watchin the yard
fortnite peak warzone went to jupiter to get more stupider
new years res 2: keep listenin to the yard
no one makes me laugh like slime
@@acolucakeep being real asf.
Slime was pretty much cookin up quidditch with that basketball remix
Aiden Killin the Zohan look.
Honestly Aimen is so goated for his opinion on the toenail opinion
I think slime is the first person to truly make me question my sexuality, he got so big for us. the intro was the first time i really noticed
love how the guys are just Lud's eyes and ears into the smash community ever since he left to pick up cigarettes from the gas station
what a banger ep to start the new year
thanks for sharing this idea with us, boys of the yard
missed the gay rep on this podcast ❤ thank u aimen for representing us
when did nick get a yard tattoo??
The band Slime is talking about: Is it Daphne Loves Derby? They werent super popular here but were HUGE in Japan. I still love them to this day
Literally listening to this at work and dunkin lmao
29:23 Was it Rockford, IL's own Cheap Trick? Famous for "I want you to want me" and "Surrender" being performed at Budokan in Japan, and that recording being their most famous. This was multiple years after, if not over a decade after, the initial recordings of their music.
Aiden tried to hide his come back by dressing like robocop. Not this time.
I need friends like Willl and Aiden... Everyome in my life just puts you down.
Jk I hope you find some nice friends man. Maybe Google some clubs & shit in your area to find new people to hang out with. Good luck fellow yard enjoyer
@@over7532 thanks .... I'm gonna need it .. good people are getting harder and harder to find sadly
aiden looking like E.T.'s hot bisexual cheerleader
Hasan = Ludwig
Will = Slime
QT = Nick
Austin = Aiden
I will not elaborate, nor will I take questions.
i get so happy every time they talk about basketball for some reason
The NBA draft idea goes so hard
Serving bunt, right outta the bunt pan
Resolution: learn how to cook a chicken
Fortnight is fun man
OMG! AIDEN IS BACK!!! I MISSED HIM! ❤❤❤
The draft sounds like the craziest pod-stream hybrid event
11:10 That Voice Crack was craaaaazy
Omg Aiden’s back from the renaissance tour!!
Jesus the Ludwig toenail clipping grocery store bench phone call story is the wildest shit I've ever heard. is Ludwig a character in a Tim and Eric sketch lmao? is he Danny DeVito with the toeknife? i don't know whether he's The Asshole or not lol but he's definitely a unique kind of person. that's definitely a new guy for the tier list. like a rare Pokemon. dubbin ambers
Everyone in the Yard should go in a different solitary confinement room. The last one to leave wins, but they don't know when other people have left.
Slime wins that or goes out in 1 minute no inbetween
ludwig looking like a real jiffy lube employee this ep
the hello fresh worm bit is so funny
Second Eritrea 🇪🇷 mention in the last 3 episodes..I feel so proud
Love to hear the yard talk sweet on Bundun
Aiden really came back with premo slop after dying last week!!!
Nick used to hate all sports and now he's playing basketball. I think we can get him to come around on pickleball.
Play The Game of basketball against fear and, with opposing fan bases on each side with paintball guns, and they can only shoot the person with the ball