I completely agree with this statement. I’m putting it in my quote book- (yes I have a quote book, I started one a few weeks ago, still trying to find good quotes lol)
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Always remember: In the span of 10 months, he was suffering, feeling pain like probably no other, yet he still entertained us. While 6 videos is not that much, it’s at least something. Techno is in a better place now.
@@aiwiyn4995 he ended up making the speech, it was fine. Besides, they all talked over each other, it’s not like it was targeted at Techno, or they knew they were doing it.
Its the fact he had this all prepared to the point having a name tag for subscribe to technoblade, like it wasn't just some random act of violence, like this is business and revenue baby.
@@AxxLAfriku even if that was the truth, it is shameless self promotion. I would not suggest bragging about your TH-cam or your girlfriends. There are many videos you can watch that explains how the TH-cam algorithm works. Once you have an understanding of that, you could grow far quicker and you can grow far bigger.
Technoblade is the only person who can get away with “accidentally” role playing. Also can we just appreciate the fact that Techno is super dedicated to whatever he does.
There once, was a blade Sharper than ever The blade cut through everything The blade, never lost a single time But who knew, the rust inside the blade Would eventually cause it to collapse He may be gone, but he will never be forgotten You may now, Rest in peace, Your Majesty
Phil had Tommy's armor and Dreams crossbow which Dream gave to Tommy when Dream was team Pogtopia Phil picked it up after techno killed Tommy and returned it to him the next day
technically, everyone else IS actually incorrect in saying that techno betrayed them bc he only wanted one thing and struck back when he didn't get that thing. (the thing being the lack of government)
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear nik
@@collegepark301 bruh nah he just wants abolishment of the state , he doesn't want to provide for everyone in place of the non-existent state. More like anarcho-primitivism.
He literally only logged onto Minecraft that day knowing he would cause chaos, and then logged off and had sweet dreams about the next time he would cause chaos.
@@AnyOther-Name so what? That means that Techno is better than Dream, not that Dream is bad. Besides, by bringing down Techno's opponent you kind of bring down Techno himself lmao
@@tryo_3071 I'm sure you aren't alone. Technoblade was one of the good ones, and the world is lesser with his passing. If you can, please do seek professional help. We're coming up on 2 years since so long nerds. Grief always has its own timeline, but when that weight is still there every day, it's time to talk to someone who is professionally trained to help you reach inside yourself and explore why those feelings are still so intense.
Techno "I want Manburg to be gone" "I want anarchy and no governments!" Everybody else "tEcHnO BeTrAyEd uS" Nah dawg, they betrayed Techno. He said his intentions from the very start!
This man legit did everything while screaming anarchy. And then are suprised when he rekts them all after they form an new government with HIS support and HIS gear
This video just came into my recommendation, and I thought Techno blade made a new video. But I just remembered his passing, and now I feel sad, because I know that I'll never see a new video from him again. Rest in Peace Techno blade, we all miss you.
Techno blade “I want all government gone” Everyone when they beat Schlatt “we’re forming a new government” *techno destroys them* Everyone *shocked pikachu face*
all quotes "If I die, this country goes down with me." "Don't you see what's happenin' here? Don't you see history repeating itself?" "It was never meant to be." ''Do you want to be a hero Tommy? Then, *die like one* "
Gotta say, I hate how Technooblade changes the truth. Like he says Pogtopia tricked him into thinking they were going to destroy the government but since day 1 they have been very open about the fact that they planned to make Wilbur president and destroying Manburg was just a backup plan. He did the same with Tommyinnit recently
@@mitsunitaiko1742 well they did not tell Technoblade about this and Technoblade wanted to destroy it. So technically pogtopia is the one on betraying him
then if he took a couple weeks to get all those resources from the world he would take years considering he will use titanium instead of iron or netherrite and diamond he would probably use the maska-1 russian helmet it looks good and the the juggernaut vest and what is he gonna use as weaponary well he would use the MG ICS-190 MGL revolving rocket grenade launcher because he needed a fast and easy to reload gun here is technoman's set for taking over the world
The head on the side wasn't the issue; he had already placed three on top. The problem was there was a torch under the soul sand block on the left side, and that disrupted the pattern; these corner blocks need to be air.
I can't BELIEVE that he killed almost EVERYONE, gave an epic speech, spawned TWO withers AND HE NAMED ONE OF THEM "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE". THIS MAN. IS SOMETHING ELSE.
yea... but you see, he only killed ALMOST everyone, spawned ONLY towo withers, only ONE of them says sub to technoblade, and he did it with a KEYBOR AND MOUSE!
![It ends today. [Dream SMP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Nqg5RPX_QOU/mqdefault.jpg)
![It ends today. [Dream SMP]](/img/tr.png)
"They can't talk over you if they're dead"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Umm.... why nobody comment under this
"Never forget that necrophilia exists, virgin"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
bruhhhh
i agree with that guy
Nice one pfp changer
Everyone: we need supplies for taking over Manburg
Techno: every war crime in existence take it or leave it
Tubbo: takes "war crime" emeralds
Tubbo: tries to take power for himself
Techno: Warcrimes intensify even further
You can't get prosecuted for war atrocities if there's no one left to prosecute!
@@goldenshadow7708 that’s a lot of complicated *w e r d s*
He didn't put down unseen land mines
Schlatt:"if I die this country dies with me"
Techno:"That's kind of the point"
"jokes on you im into that shit"
Seccond
Tommy be like when the l'manburg got blown up😨😡😠👺👺👺
And btw sub to techonoblade
Civil war, take it or leave it
"WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS, IT ONLY TOOK 20 OF US" -technoblade
😂
legends words
FINALLY a comment that isn't something like "we miss you techno 😭😭😭😭😭" I am so tired of hearing that crap
@@d1nodrayI understand, but that’s just kind of disrespectful
@@ChickenNuggt Please tell me, how is it disrespectful
Techno: "everybody stay there!!!"
Half of the server: "I'm sure he won't mind"
So true
E
They reaaly went adios
E
Why just why
Technoblade: shows everyone the secret base
Tommy: Eret flashbacks
😂
Lol
History truly repeats itself...
H i s t o r y h a s i t s e y e s o n y o u
Tommy: "This seems awfully familiar"
He left in the wither head misclick when everyone else edited it out....
*No one can make fun of you if you do it first*
Life lessons
I watched this on stream and have no life gang
@@massimoharris1334 same
I completely agree with this statement. I’m putting it in my quote book- (yes I have a quote book, I started one a few weeks ago, still trying to find good quotes lol)
@@massimoharris1334 EEEYYYYYYYY
Techno blade- “Let’s not get arrogant”
Latterly everyone else- “WE GOT THE BLADE”
"Schlatt are you ready to die?"
schlatt: "wAt?"
Giorno theme intensifies
wAt
can I get a Shrek pog
whay whta
techno: finally roleplays
everyone else: im boutta end this mans whole speech
pog
The thing is, he doesn't even roleplay. That's just how he is
Oh hey a non-quote comment
Yes
It is true though, they just talk over him
“I just did a little mining off camera.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
LMFAOOOOO
Just a little
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@@JwArDoO oh my god
@@JwArDoO *flashbacks*
Always remember: In the span of 10 months, he was suffering, feeling pain like probably no other, yet he still entertained us. While 6 videos is not that much, it’s at least something. Techno is in a better place now.
He is.
And he is happy now, free from pain.
The man were something for all of us, and for the man he were, he will be remembered by us.
no...?
@@Justin-qe6gj he was diagnosed with cancer 10 months ago
bruh
@@i-quit-thischannel dude, this fella died due to sarcoma in july 1
I love how Techno edited his speech so no one talked over him and so no one was shotting eachother 😂.
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Clout for anyone but the Blood God - denied
In the stream it was sad tho that everyone talked over him :/
@@aiwiyn4995 he told them to shut up so he can give the speech after like a minute
@@aiwiyn4995 he ended up making the speech, it was fine. Besides, they all talked over each other, it’s not like it was targeted at Techno, or they knew they were doing it.
@@aiwiyn4995 isn't talking over one another is the trademark of entire dream smp lol
Techno: Uploads twice in one month
Everyone: *Impossible*
oops wasn’t thinking 😅
Lol
He is trying to make sure tommy doesn't overtake him in subs otherwise Tommy's ego will skyrocket 😅
better enjoy it cause we aint getting any more
LMAOOOO
Its the fact he had this all prepared to the point having a name tag for subscribe to technoblade, like it wasn't just some random act of violence, like this is business and revenue baby.
Probably a contingency plan
everyone: techno doesn’t roleplay
techno editing this video:
He spent a lot of time starting an intro
@@AxxLAfriku dea5h
@@AxxLAfriku even if that was the truth, it is shameless self promotion. I would not suggest bragging about your TH-cam or your girlfriends. There are many videos you can watch that explains how the TH-cam algorithm works. Once you have an understanding of that, you could grow far quicker and you can grow far bigger.
wow
@@AxxLAfriku wow you have what many dont
"WE'VE GOT THE BLADE!" little did they know, the blade would be their downfall.
its like a double edged sword. it can be really deadly, but one wrong move and you would be cut down too
I like to think that this makes Techno the main character of the story.
Technoblade is like a nuclear reactor. If you keep him around he could be very helpful, but if you don't take care, he kills everyone
I found it hilarious that they had a traitor in their midst... but he was not a traitor to Technoblade's cause.
@the sticklord it's said in the Bible I think
"Techoblade, why"
"Your sword is called the orphan obliterator"
I DIED
i was in the middle of class and like half the class looked at me when i laughed.
if you died how could you type this comment?
@@GoldenDoom sure
rip
**The second worst thing to happen to those orphans**
'good things don't happen to heroes'
the most foreshadowing I've seen in my life
ow
That hurts
that aged like fine milk
@@dampseekerActually, it unfortunateley aged well
Technoblade is the only person who can get away with “accidentally” role playing. Also can we just appreciate the fact that Techno is super dedicated to whatever he does.
He is not acting videogames is his life lol
He is best at these videogames
I mean... look at his levels in the game.
Even tho he has ADHD he is dedicated with his actions he probably took his medicine this time not like in the duel
u mean potato war?
"At first I used logic and reason"
Techno on stream: There will be withers chat relax
i can confirm that
lmaoo that was so funny the chat was just BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD DEATH CHAOS ANARCHY when he had to listen to tubbos president speach
@@shylaguilford1122 hey i was the one that commented about the blood death and anarchy
MBdghhhfjjh
And everyone spamming crossbow bahaha
I love how he cleverly edited out everyone talking over him during his speech
LOLOLOL
LOLLLLL ITS SO DAMN TRUE
lol
Trying his best
ikr, the poor dude. i remember the chat was spamming "technoignored" lmao
There once, was a blade
Sharper than ever
The blade cut through everything
The blade, never lost a single time
But who knew, the rust inside the blade
Would eventually cause it to collapse
He may be gone, but he will never be forgotten
You may now,
Rest in peace, Your Majesty
Nice poem bro
This is the greatest poem I've ever read.
Nice one bro😌
Dang, good poem
Wilbur: “Schlatt are you ready to end this now, are you ready to die?”
Jsclatt: *”What”*
"This nation goes down with me"
government:exists
techno: "and I took that personally"
That comment exist
You:"and i took that personally"
underrated comment
"So I did a bit of mining."
overused comment
Minecraft sucks
“We killed an old man with heart problems POOOOG” - Techno, 2020
😂
IT ONLY TOOK 20 OF US
@@k.6882 and Schlatt didn't even died for any of them lol
POGGGGG
POOOG!!!!
11:28 Techno taking a moment out of the massacre to compliment philza is very wholesome.😊
Phil literally 5 minutes into joining the server "how is he so stacked"
:0
@Noryge Ph1lza
Phil had Tommy's armor and Dreams crossbow which Dream gave to Tommy when Dream was team Pogtopia
Phil picked it up after techno killed Tommy and returned it to him the next day
@Noryge at 11:30
CONGRATS ON THE ADVANCEMENT! HE JUST GOT A STONE PICAXE GETTING AN UPGRADE!!!
JSchlatt: "If you kill me, L'Manberg is going down with me"
*Boy was he right*
@I have 8 balls now what
But they didnt kill him...
ODD1SOUT?
@@lumi299 what......
@@lumi299 BOY WERE THEY WRONG
Techno’s convincing speech: fails to convince the tyrants
Techno’s unlimited power: *fine, ill do it myself*
Bruh
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
If only Techno had a pen to write with, then he could unleash his true potential!
Honestly Quackity was sold on it lmao
much like thanos
@@zyansheep the pen is mightier than the sword
Now I get why john wick used the pencil...
"You want to be a hero? Then die like one."
Looks like the blood God followed his own advice, but he'll never really die.
Technoblade never dies
"ItsFundy was slain by Technoblade using [Orphan Obliterator]"
Techno really was the second-worst thing to happen to those orphans,,,
*I was the first*
And fundy just recently became a orphan that day
@@epicflyingfalco7753 no. They weren't always orphans.
@@epicflyingfalco7753 another man who dosent get the joke
Atleast theyre reunited
Everyone - Techno, you betrayed us
Techno's Perspective - *Its the other way around*
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!!! *Ugh* I mean Goverment is bad, yes.
I’m glad that all techno fans are like techno was betrayed cause they knew he didn’t like the government
technically, everyone else IS actually incorrect in saying that techno betrayed them bc he only wanted one thing and struck back when he didn't get that thing. (the thing being the lack of government)
@@Miscodes exactly!!
Funny how they thought their feelings of betrayal would prevent their inevitable explosive demise.
“You wanna be a hero Tommy? Then die like one!”
“Oh, wait, why is this not spawning.”
*NO-*
This is very awkward
The best lines ruined by him missing a skull
Classic techno
bruh moment
@@sYanG1_2 yeah :(
10:07 The climax just *dies* after he misplaces the skull.
"You want to be a hero? Then die as one."
This quote is so powerful you wouldn't believe it came from a Minecraft RP server
I wish the withers spawned immediately after, without that unfortunate blooper.
"I NEED THAT ARMOR BACK FUNDY!"
"NOOOOO!"
@@draven1502 I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY
@@sibashis_12 It was funny though, you gotta admit that XD
so true that someone made an animation of him saying that and man was that legendary
Everyone: struggles to load the exploding Manburg
Philza: 1 ping and 4000 fps watching Manburg explode perfectly without lag
the greeks knew the score....
The game gave him free stuff because he could appreciate it's graphics (:
what
He probably uses NASA’s supercomputer “Summit” to play Minecraft.
They don't call him Philza Minecraft for nothing, he is one with the game.
I could imagine techno’s disappointment when he gave a dramatic speech, just to misplace the wither skulls
Rip his channel
Was probably scripted for such memes
@@mdzaheerquadri9859 nah, it's not scripted. they just roleplay like a dnd campaign
@@exurbian2420 it's semi-scripted, that gaff wasn't scripted though
@@mdzaheerquadri9859 the wither skull placement mistake was not scripted, basically a mistake
"What are you doing in my drug van? IT BETTER NOT BE DRUGS." -Wilbur Soot
“does anyone smell toast”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
It was an old drunk man who said that not sun tzu
Nah, Jschlatt the senile gym rat, not Sun Tzu
"It's necessary, it is necessary"
Says Tubbo while grabbing a full double chest of emeralds.
Government: exists
Technoblade: "And I took that personally."
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear nik
at this point he has got out of the ways of anarchy and more closer to anarcho-communism
@@collegepark301 bruh nah he just wants abolishment of the state , he doesn't want to provide for everyone in place of the non-existent state. More like anarcho-primitivism.
Imagine memenade took that and used it for there video
@@Sugoie yeah that suits it more. Because he needs to follow a scenario and a script everything can change in one day so its hard to track
Sempre nos lembraremos, dessa lenda, nós curvamos ao nosso rei caído Technoblade
“I started using logic, but then everyone started killing each other...”
-Technoblade 2020
Trying to have a decent conversation with my family
violence is the universal language after all
@@anothernerd5111 why is this so relatable
2020 explained
A fine line between logic and common sense, and killing everyone... well... that’s just common sense
He literally only logged onto Minecraft that day knowing he would cause chaos, and then logged off and had sweet dreams about the next time he would cause chaos.
Damm
Wait.....
Yea I’ll reveal my like bot
@@aquawrld lmao
The vault is the definition of "I did some mining off camera"
techno's the only one i'd ever believe saying that
@@quinn470 true btw he is the one who doesnt cheat
@@cyberseai9305 to be fair he spent countless hours farming p o t a t o s
@@diggydiggyhole1401 hahahhahahah
Underrated comment
I love how techno took down an entire government all by himself at the end.
Him and souls he stole from the depths of hell
"You want to be a hero? Then die as one!" Is honestly such a cool thing to say. Like, hell yeah.
Fact
and then proceed to place wither head awkwardly
Def finna be the quote that’s gonna give us chills in the SAD-ist animation
That’s making it into the animatic
Can I pls have a time stamp
The best part is just how effortlessly he shreds through everyone once the chaos begins.
to be fair dream did appear to be on his side
He gave them all blast protection and fire protection lmao.
Also he isn’t playing on his main version LMAO imagine if smp was 1.8.9 he wouldn’t die
True indeed
@@AnyOther-Name so what? That means that Techno is better than Dream, not that Dream is bad. Besides, by bringing down Techno's opponent you kind of bring down Techno himself lmao
Everyone: why you have a name tag called “Subscribe to Technoblade”
Techno: It’s a mystery tool that’ll help us later
That’s his actual line XD
Lmao that’s perfect
You wanna be a hero Tommy, that's fine, you wanna be a hero, then DIE LIKE ONE.
One of my favorite and most iconic lines.
Rip techno legends never die😞🫂😢
"How much free time do you have?!"
They ask to the person who spent months farming potatoes. . .
Never ask a skyblock player if they have time to grind for something. They always do.
*year
rradt2001.
U have a point there
He only spent a month or 2 weeks I think
@@bmxcmxgamingbmx5867 months not years it was 5 months it wasnt even that much lmao this other dude got 2x his amount of potato in 4 months
"WOO WE KILLED A MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS! POGG!!"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Nobody replied...
it's actually
- techno, the art of killing orphans
"It took twenty of us"
-Technoblade
POGGGG
*old man
Shlatt: " Why do I smell Toast?"
*Dies*
Techno: "He died from a heart attack."
Man, I had a stroke
Oyomabima
You had a stroke too? I guess Schlatt isn't the only ghost besides Wilbur.
Misquotes Tubbo: dies.
Schlaat being caught by 20 men made me sad idk why
This was an excellent edit, and worth re-watching on a regular basis. It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.
I miss Technoblade.
Real
@@TheB_Assassin
100%
Every single day, can't seem to be okay with him not being here anymore, every day, the feeling of missing him gets stronger
@@tryo_3071
I'm sure you aren't alone. Technoblade was one of the good ones, and the world is lesser with his passing.
If you can, please do seek professional help. We're coming up on 2 years since so long nerds. Grief always has its own timeline, but when that weight is still there every day, it's time to talk to someone who is professionally trained to help you reach inside yourself and explore why those feelings are still so intense.
Philza’s just watching his two eldest children destroying an entire server while his two youngest kids run around screaming.
And then he killed one of them
You know what they say, kids will be kids
@@gabrielaturniak8312 no one said that in years
@@abdullahhammad9050 Have you ever been asssulted by another kid when you were young and their parents said that
@@gabrielaturniak8312 it was not the kids parents it was mine
Techno "I want Manburg to be gone" "I want anarchy and no governments!"
Everybody else "tEcHnO BeTrAyEd uS"
Nah dawg, they betrayed Techno. He said his intentions from the very start!
“Overthrowing Government? I’m in”
IKR! THEY WHERE THE TRAITORS TBH
yeah .. he did a lot for the revolution
and not to mention tommy literally wore his armor while announcing the government lmaooo he had it coming at that point
This man legit did everything while screaming anarchy. And then are suprised when he rekts them all after they form an new government with HIS support and HIS gear
"Your sword is called the Orphan Obliterator!?"
*Always has been.*
these orphans are getting destroyed
It’s the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans
@@alexantone5532 what is the 1st
@@ovii3313 “they weren’t always orphans Quackity”
BRUHHH HE UPLOADED?! ITS ONLY BEEn .... TWO WEEKS ?!
This video just came into my recommendation, and I thought Techno blade made a new video. But I just remembered his passing, and now I feel sad, because I know that I'll never see a new video from him again. Rest in Peace Techno blade, we all miss you.
Welll good news . One last new video
"Y'know if I die? *This country goes down with me."*
Holy crap he couldn't have been more right.
Bruhhhhhhhhhh
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He was pretty wong.
@@Roanokewood
Yeah, WONG DONG SHIMALAMA FONG BONG
Yeah down to - nvm
Techno: *Slaughters tubbo in front of everyone*
Also Techno: I attempted to use logic and reason to convince them
Yo be fair, he was under a moderate amount of peer pressure
@@Spar_kie didn't think of that
“Those who would give liberty for safety deserve neither” that is on of the best description I have seen
That's a quote from I think John adams?
Techno is pro 2nd ammendment
@@boijone8440 Ben Franklin, close tho
"give up" missing the "up" completely changes the meaning of that xD
...and lose them both.
I miss him.
Truly the best Minecraft TH-camr
Same.
I miss him so mich
Sorry I meant much
Willbur : "its was never meant to be"
Tommy went off with a bang due to a firework by Techno.
again..
what a timming..
I think you mean Tubbo
Spelling nazy alert
(Timing, not timming)
Never mind lol
@@abdhulhackul2620 you can't make fun of someone's spelling and then also incorrectly spell nazi
@@abdhulhackul2620 What is nazy. Do you mean "nazi"?
"I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY!" our boi was playing Monopoly whilst everyone else was playing snakes and ladders.
They were playing hopscotch while techno was playing chess
They were playing tic tac toe while he was playing 3d chess
They were playing 5d chess
but Techno was farming potatoes.
Just like the potato war...
They were playing checkers, while techno was playing deathnote.
Techno: Uploads on a somewhat normal schedule
Everyone: *Impossible*
Haha! Just what I was about to say
Sorry I had to double tap the like button on you comment it the like number for it was to great to change
Normal? 2:30 isnt normal XD
How is this possible tho
I dont like quick uploads ,.... hehehehe
“Do you want to be a hero Tommy?, THEN DIE LIKE ONE”
"government sucks"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
True
Hell yea
Ah yes Sun Tzu
true
Yup
“people using fake quotes will destroy Techno’s comment section”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You are originial
Well how ironic
exactly
Touche...
You're not supposed to join them D:
Techno: stacks his friends up with insane gear
Techno 5 minutes later: kills them all singlehandedly
He made weaknesses just in case of betrayal or they make a government
Thats alot of time wasted
I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY
@@mcj74125888 its for the content
@@pablopereyra7126 ok
I love how he said "this is the most important part" when naming the withers
Techno blade “I want all government gone”
Everyone when they beat Schlatt “we’re forming a new government”
*techno destroys them*
Everyone *shocked pikachu face*
dry
Raw
"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."
No u
Moist
phil: *gets full netherite in 10 minutes”
dream: i thought i was the speedrunner
He looted some death orphan's
Dream: *i used to rule~ the world~"
I am
@@parker675 hello :)
@@parker675 shut
Everyone: *spilling their hearts out*
Schlatt: Yo this protein shake be hittin different tho
XD
My guy spitting bars
Something tells me that he had too much protein in his veins. Clogged an artery
@@BobIsCoolVr9999 nah he spitting at the bar
Technoblade was our diamond, and even though the lava took him, we never forget the memories we had with him.
Government: Is a thing
Technoblade: So anyways I started blasting
No Technoblade is like
And I took that personally
@@EnergyPHX no he could've said: kaboom
@@Somerandomguy2763 Nah more like * BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Even somebody in his chat said that XD
At 10:06
Imagine being his parents and just hearing him scream “ WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS POOOOOG”
thanks for liking lol
Lol now 200
Now 400
Lol now 401
@@jalen3876 I come from the future, its now 403
all quotes
"If I die, this country goes down with me."
"Don't you see what's happenin' here? Don't you see history repeating itself?"
"It was never meant to be."
''Do you want to be a hero Tommy? Then, *die like one* "
Gotta say, I hate how Technooblade changes the truth. Like he says Pogtopia tricked him into thinking they were going to destroy the government but since day 1 they have been very open about the fact that they planned to make Wilbur president and destroying Manburg was just a backup plan.
He did the same with Tommyinnit recently
@@mitsunitaiko1742 well they did not tell Technoblade about this and Technoblade wanted to destroy it. So technically pogtopia is the one on betraying him
@@ultrakoo2888 wrong, they definitely told him multiple times, he was just playing deaf
@@mitsunitaiko1742 when did they said that
@@mitsunitaiko1742 i dont recall
"If I die, this country goes down with me..."
Hey, that's Techno's line!
I hope Technoblade never realizes about there being actual governments in the world. That would be a fair successor to 2020.
What him tweet out 'Wait there's governments IRL? Brb' on december 31st when everyones thinking the year is finally about
to end
then if he took a couple weeks to get all those resources from the world
he would take years considering he will use titanium instead of iron or netherrite and diamond he would probably use the maska-1 russian helmet it looks good and the the juggernaut vest and what is he gonna use as weaponary
well he would use the MG ICS-190 MGL revolving rocket grenade launcher because he needed a fast and easy to reload gun
here is technoman's set for taking over the world
He thinks nobody telling him about Thorns was bad, oh boy... Just wait for the government realization.
But he is right about it like there is so much tyranny in our government today but its all hidden by "the good they do"
Look at comunity posts
I love how he just takes a second to laugh after killing Tommy.
Tommy is an orphan, what did you expected
@niosonwii ok no problem
Tommyinnit: LET"S GO
George: What should I build. A hobbit house or a Regular House.
Both
@@rekhavmenon1507 agreed
He sleeps thru the election and then builds a house during the war. Only if Gogy woke up!!!!!!!
R.I.P TECHNO
you may be gone, but you won't die in our hearts.
Technoblade never dies.
“I didn’t put Depth Strider on those boots Fundy”
Top 10 anime betrayals
He made it so they couldn’t run, like preparing lambs for slaughter
@@blazer_nation7718 blad in wader
Later revealed he put fire prot on them so he would fight weaker enemies.
@@Ozzy-o8v
Technoblade: Prepared for anything!
@@Ozzy-o8v no he did that because enchanting 5 sets with prot 4 would be pain
I love how techno casually wipes out everybody on the server without going below 8 hearts
the blade nevah dies
He went down to 3 hearths? I didnt see that in the stream
Its because he’s Technoblade
He ACtuALly LOst HeaRTS WoW TEchO Bad He DIDnt eveN 1 V eveRYOne with LEAtheR arMOur AnD an IRoN PICKaxe
Bruh techno can’t 1 v everyone while using a steering wheel while blindfolded while using his other hand to farm potatoes - the every techno fan
Wither: *doesn't spawn*
Techno: *"why is this not spawning- this is very awkward"*
You can summon it with placing the head on the side the torch was the problem
The head on the side wasn't the issue; he had already placed three on top. The problem was there was a torch under the soul sand block on the left side, and that disrupted the pattern; these corner blocks need to be air.
@@Nyerguds no the heads were diagonal, I watched the stream as he made them straight
@@sooshi4560 Placement direction of the heads has no influence. You don't have to place them straight.
o thanks yall, I'll change it
I'll never understand how Techno could turn a stream that almost made me cry into pure comedy
Rest in peace legend❤
“Don’t interrupt speeches, it’s pretty annoying.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Nien”
-Probably Hitler
@@thenerdicat4343 "Yah, Hitler should kill himself."
-Probably Hitler as well
That went from zero to a hundred kinda fast
“Do you remember Theseus?”
People knowing how he wound up in Hell: Oh DO I
well in greek mythology there is no heaven but yeah he died in quite a sad way
@@prettypancake7051 there is elysium but that is also in the underworld
@@Zero-tm5fc yep
@@Zero-tm5fc elysium is pretty much heaven, in greek mythology, as I think it's a separate island? Correct me if I'm wrong
I thought of Theseus' ship, thought someone was going to rejoinder with something in that line of thought tbh
“If we all say humanahumanahumanahumana it’ll sound funny”
-Sun Tzu ,The Art of War
“humminahhumminahhumminah” -Confucius
funn e
Tommy said that
the comment is funnier then they saying it
Sun Tzu said that.
naming the wither "subscripe to technoblade* would have been the best thing
"Technoblade's comments section is a bunch of Sun Tzu quotes"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
agree
Tru tru
Fax
Zyphon i was there when you arr at 1k subs pog
Where’s wipeout part 2
“Helloooo guys, welcome to another episode of skywars.”
The way he killed everyone looked like a normal technoblade skywars commentary.
*"Dream smp players are like flies..."*
"Government sucks"
-Techno, The art of minecraft
Woww i just saw same comment but the other one that i saw was 30+mins difference ,welp noone cares
New format POG
@@Whopparhombus so tgis is a copied comment?
@@Whopparhombus I haven't seen it but I hope their comment does well too
“Government bad” Techno
9:10 Techno went into a full supervillain speech
Techno taking selfies while Dream is surrendering is the funniest thing to me
God now I want to draw this
He can use them to demoralize dream in the future
MEMORIES!!!
lmaooooo
ohhhh nooooo what should I doooo~ *snap*
We're achieving levels of anime protagonism that shouldn't be possible
"I told you man, I am an Anime Protagonist."
man really said: ight finna be an OP anime antagonist
Protagonism, The first time hearing it
your name🙏🙏
Bruh true
I can't BELIEVE that he killed almost EVERYONE, gave an epic speech, spawned TWO withers AND HE NAMED ONE OF THEM "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE". THIS MAN. IS SOMETHING ELSE.
He's just built different
@@michaelsoddy1892 nah fam he sucks he didn't even use THE steering wheel no justice for him send this man to prison
TechnoPig ikr, he is 2nd worst thing to those orphans, can't even get to 1st such a huge L
yea... but you see, he only killed ALMOST everyone, spawned ONLY towo withers, only ONE of them says sub to technoblade, and he did it with a KEYBOR AND MOUSE!
nah he sucks did not do it with a steering wheel + blindfolded without armor and tools and with all the debuffs L
Pov: you're re-watching all of Techno's videos
a wise man once said “I DIDN'T PUT DEPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS FUNDY”
I read this as he said it 😂😂😂😂
X to doubt
I could hear it all
Hahaha F
That reminded me of the house that jack built