The White Lotus | Notable Quotables (Season 2)

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  • @marcomares543
    @marcomares543 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    She DEFINITELY should’ve started that spa for poor women, with that girl from Maui

    • @zonedutopia
      @zonedutopia ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I'd be sorry for Belinda if she ended up financially dependent on someone unstable like that 😕

    • @hajnahortobagyi690
      @hajnahortobagyi690 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@zonedutopia Yeah, I guess that just makes it more depressing, even if she finenced it she probably would have made a lot of teribel changes to make it more like what she wanted it to be, and demand endless atention from her. Tho I guess even actually the buznise could have grown independent of her, it would have been a nightmare.

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nah, like she said in Season 1, that poor women would only be suffering just being around her, and since she owns the buisness she would be trapped

    • @Alicia-vq8jg
      @Alicia-vq8jg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They both be trapped because that woman will be using her for money it’s not a big deal

    • @katerinadicamella
      @katerinadicamella 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes that's exactly what she said!!!😂😂😂🤭

  • @MissEzi
    @MissEzi ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    "and youre quite old! no?" LMFAOO ONE OF MY FAVE LINE DELIVERIES FROM THIS WHOLE SHOW

  • @jaancastelltortt22
    @jaancastelltortt22 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    "We are too young to be this old"
    Damn that hits hard

    • @abraham7140
      @abraham7140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wintersolstice4793 because you’re in a relationship?

  • @lonemotheo1964
    @lonemotheo1964 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    "Monica Viti is dead.... But Yes"
    best foreshadowing ever

    • @xxxxx447
      @xxxxx447 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      mind blowing

    • @lvaz1248
      @lvaz1248 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh shit

    • @eugenechege1621
      @eugenechege1621 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      & the Madame Butterfly review. "She died"

    • @Momoeki21
      @Momoeki21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn

  • @11Hand1e11
    @11Hand1e11 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "That's the weirdest voice I've ever heard" is so subtle but SO funny it makes me feel like Jennifer Coolidge must have improv'd it, it feels so natural to Tanya's character lol

    • @ge9575
      @ge9575 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      michael scott kinda line

    • @bingoing
      @bingoing ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol she did actually

  • @esteban9716
    @esteban9716 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    personal reminder taken from tanya's wisdom: "when you're empty inside and you have no direction, you end up in some crazy places, right? but you'll still be lost"

    • @xoxjelloxox
      @xoxjelloxox 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What’s the solution?

    • @esteban9716
      @esteban9716 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@xoxjelloxox tell me if you find it out 🙃

  • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
    @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    "THESE GAYS, THEY'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME!" 🤣

    • @luceinbattaglia9425
      @luceinbattaglia9425 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the old man is gay too😂..that’s even funnier!😂

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iconic

    • @Supamav11
      @Supamav11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This was the best line of the season 😂

    • @sirfoofoo154
      @sirfoofoo154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where is it in here

    • @arielle8888
      @arielle8888 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So they can decorate their houses or some shit!

  • @DunmerSG
    @DunmerSG ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "Get your shit together, Portia". I'm not Portia but i felt that on a personal level.

    • @TchudakPOV
      @TchudakPOV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i really connected with what she said but maybe its because i'm bipolar

  • @katelynoreilly6144
    @katelynoreilly6144 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    The best bit about the Peppa Pig line is Valentina says it after Tanya tags a drag on a cigarette lol, like that’s what clinched it for her

    • @hardcandy9880
      @hardcandy9880 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And it was not scripted!

  • @looney1023
    @looney1023 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "I can't be responsible for everything I say. I'm concussed." is like a perfectly written line delivered perfectly by a legend

  • @kaviyn_da_king4020
    @kaviyn_da_king4020 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    Valentina is by far the most fun to watch along with Jennifer obviously

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The managers are the best in the series lol I loved Valentina and Armond.

    • @donsolo7860
      @donsolo7860 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Peppa pig?

    • @SpaztasticSheep
      @SpaztasticSheep ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deannas2778 facts

    • @caRlesMas1
      @caRlesMas1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's savage

    • @JonathanMWeiss
      @JonathanMWeiss ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@donsolo7860, the Peppa Pig line slayed me.

  • @timbennett4016
    @timbennett4016 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    "peppa pig." she said that so confidently

    • @868tatj
      @868tatj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I literally laughed out loud when she said that. Love Valentina

    • @imetacrab
      @imetacrab 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the 'behind the scenes' said that was an ad lib. absolutely incredible

  • @hardcandy9880
    @hardcandy9880 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The Peppa Pig line was an ad lib. Was not scripted at all. That actress is a genius lol.

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "That's the weirdest voice ever heard"-basically everytime I travel by public transport

  • @MattPoe742
    @MattPoe742 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “Well…he was kinda…fuckin his uncle” GOT ME! Like so nonchalant and Portia’s like “you couldn’t have mentioned that before I left with him” 😂

  • @sandrinesugi3857
    @sandrinesugi3857 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    The "she disappeared! That's one fast slut." line makes me laugh real hard. Idk she just delivers it so earnestly lol

    • @kittykatforever998
      @kittykatforever998 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      in italian it's even funnier! she says something closer to "she's even fast, that slut!", but it's mostly the delivery that makes it

  • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
    @glowcloudwheatproducts495 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    The actor that plays the grandfather (F. Murray Abraham) doesn't get enough credit for how good he is here. He's the same actor who played Salieri in Amadeus btw.

    • @trishfitzpatrick3264
      @trishfitzpatrick3264 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great stage actor

    • @alespin5597
      @alespin5597 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was also Omar in Scarface

    • @woudgy
      @woudgy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, he is so perfect. You can totally see how he screwed up his son without understanding why

    • @zainbhojani
      @zainbhojani ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most importantly….Uncle Excelsior in Louie. 01:26

    • @siddharthnaagar7028
      @siddharthnaagar7028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And won an Oscar for it

  • @prosk8er1995
    @prosk8er1995 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I should've started that spa for poor woman with the girl from Maui😂 poor Belinda

  • @skyary9771
    @skyary9771 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "I thought it was only three😭" was so funny to me

  • @nikkipringles
    @nikkipringles ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “So they can decorate their houses or some shit”
    DECEASED ✋🏽💀

  • @irulan8854
    @irulan8854 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "I mean it's a penis, it's not a sunset"

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel ปีที่แล้ว +178

    „I was gone for one fucking night and you did molly with hookers!?” I’m WHEEZING

  • @vvalendo
    @vvalendo ปีที่แล้ว +97

    the delivery of "well, he was kinda fucking his uncle" gets me every time

  • @Parax94
    @Parax94 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I wanted to see "It’s hard to sleep because of what’s happening in the world. -What? What’s happening in the world?"

    • @chatnoir60609
      @chatnoir60609 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Definitely one of my favorites too 😂

    • @kassiogomes8498
      @kassiogomes8498 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 i dont think they care about being annoying or not being annoying. I think if someone gets anxious about climate change, violence, wars, etc doesn't really care about your annoyance.

    • @BDAKs24
      @BDAKs24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coolbutnotverycool1440 I agree. Once you learn that your actions have literally zero impact on the world then you learn to just enjoy life and not worry so much.

  • @mffmrs
    @mffmrs ปีที่แล้ว +148

    That "Guess who I am?" bit nearly killed me. 🤣🤣

  • @AndrewVanBeekOttawa
    @AndrewVanBeekOttawa ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I need to be able to forget this show so I can watch it again

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Genuinely laughed out loud at the “Gorgeous sky” line. 😂

  • @salthesteamengine
    @salthesteamengine ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “DO YOU KNOW THESE GAYS?!?!” i was rolling on the fricking flooor omg😭

  • @diegosolano3570
    @diegosolano3570 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I laughed so hard that I cried with that scene between the producer and Valentina explaining the coming and going of the Italian girls 😅😂

  • @Seanwichh
    @Seanwichh ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    “…and he’s not non-binary” I was so confused as why she would say that, but it was hilarious at the same time

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree ปีที่แล้ว +360

      I thought it was funny and a bit of a sly commentary on a kinda new modern dating difficulty for girls where you're talking to someone who ostensibly is able to go through life like any other cishet white guy but he says he's non-binary and suddenly he's just as oppressed as you, if not more.

    • @lilovs9952
      @lilovs9952 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@swooningtree exactly

    • @fruit4evr
      @fruit4evr ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@swooningtreeI’m not all that aware of the modern cis het dating experience nowadays. is that a thing that’s happening?

    • @swooningtree
      @swooningtree ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@fruit4evr a little bit tbh. The line could have also been to show that Portia is only “woke” in a performative way, and/or to telegraph her attraction to guys that are more traditionally masculine but ultimately not good for her.

    • @nickjoy6389
      @nickjoy6389 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@swooningtree I thought it was kind of a preface to her later rant on modern dating. How she’s sick of guys who perform wokeness. How a guy can just say he’s non binary and knows the discord but at the end of the day can’t make her feel anything because he’s too afraid to. Instead of just someone who can have fun with her. I think she’s too Anxious to be woke or even be performatively woke. Idk? 😭

  • @buttersnakel
    @buttersnakel ปีที่แล้ว +130

    honestly harper has one of the best one liners

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I reckon some of her best lines were missing here. At least the line at 2:00 of this compilation made it.

  • @ryanwagner7980
    @ryanwagner7980 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    god what a thoroughly quotable season.

  • @teenie36214
    @teenie36214 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “They come and go” 😂💀🙈

  • @o0ss_st
    @o0ss_st 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    “Get your shit together Portia” 😂😂😂😂

  • @chelsraknrl4218
    @chelsraknrl4218 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    P E P P A P I G

  • @brynncastillo6978
    @brynncastillo6978 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This season was the best show I’ve seen so far in 2023. I have no idea where each episode was going

  • @camillesicam3795
    @camillesicam3795 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Harper’s “we’re too young to be this old” line!!!!

  • @PopcornRecap
    @PopcornRecap ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Peppa Pig always gets me. And it wasn’t even in the script! 😂

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “that’s the weirdest voice ive ever heard” lol the fact that he shows up later is actually so cool

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “did you knit your little cap?”

  • @eggbeater1682
    @eggbeater1682 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I can’t unsee April Ludgate when she’s being sarcastic 😂

    • @vitodoriacalcio
      @vitodoriacalcio ปีที่แล้ว

      When Harper is talking dirty, it's like she is being a less dirty version of Lenore from "Dirty Grandpa".

  • @redpanda_009
    @redpanda_009 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The fact they say all of this seriously makes it funnier 😂

  • @thecountofcomedy
    @thecountofcomedy ปีที่แล้ว +35

    How no one talking about: "like father, like father, like son"
    Old man with the zingers!

  • @ellelu914
    @ellelu914 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the cutoffs are making this funnier

  • @Komnenit
    @Komnenit ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “These gays are trying to murder me” LOL

  • @arontamas5639
    @arontamas5639 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "We're too young to be this old..."Definitely the quote ever!

  • @nikksterr0902
    @nikksterr0902 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You cut out the funniest line-read of the whole show!
    “Is that the Queen of Sicily?”
    “*sharp inhale*…yes”

  • @offbeat65
    @offbeat65 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This series is for the ages.

  • @magma4168
    @magma4168 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ethan putting down Cameron was long-awaited, honestly.

    • @rai2423
      @rai2423 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like Cameron wanted to “put down” Ethan tho 👀 The way he always called him baby and said all that weird shit when they were alone.

  • @jppaludetto16
    @jppaludetto16 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "You need. To drain. The sack." is so stupid, i love it

  • @enderwiggins8248
    @enderwiggins8248 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Dafne is my favorite character. She had a particular philosophy and she never got derailed

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ultimately though, I think that her philosophy only gives her temporary satisfaction in life. you can tell that behind the front she puts on, she seems quite lonely and is avoidant of pretty much all the problems within her marriage and the outside world.

    • @Asterite100
      @Asterite100 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aster9051 Right, like she seems like an actually decent person deep down, but she's so pressed on being the victim that she starts to hollow herself out and just not... care about anything. One scene in particular I remember is her lamenting about not having any real friends that she can confide in because they're fake, two-faced, and catty. It's clear that nearly everyone in her life disappoints her but she just has to roll with it because "life is unfair" or something like that.
      It's almost like the saying "ignorance is bliss" but on Daphne's part it's willful ignorance. She thinks the alternative of being an emotional recluse is just "being a victim."

    • @aster9051
      @aster9051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Asterite100 you are so spot on, i can definitely see the willful 'ignorance is bliss' mentality and how that paired with her almost obsession of trying to not feel like a victim is the basis of how she leads her life.

  • @vickyoli
    @vickyoli ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The queen of Sicily killed me xD!
    PS: Ethan, and the fight🥵

  • @brih220
    @brih220 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The “…he’s not non-binary” took me out like why would she say that??? 😂😂😂

  • @Aleksssssssss
    @Aleksssssssss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Is that the queen of Sicily?”

  • @whattypeofx7750
    @whattypeofx7750 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    now when im an a function of any kind, trust i will always ask if they have any oreo cookie cake

  • @FiremanDuval
    @FiremanDuval ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Peppa Pig line destroyed me

  • @midnightpoetisa
    @midnightpoetisa ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They come and go omg 😂

  • @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю
    @ИгорьЕгоров-н1ю ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ❤️ that series make me emotional and i love them from the start to the end

  • @leloupdessteppes3228
    @leloupdessteppes3228 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Tanya’s laugh is freaking hilarious 😂

  • @shelbynamels7948
    @shelbynamels7948 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    watching this makes tthe SNL sketch even funnier.

  • @15iannava
    @15iannava ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Valentina is the best.

  • @SpankyPUA
    @SpankyPUA ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this show was just fkin perfect

  • @oakleywyatt1717
    @oakleywyatt1717 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    you really saved the best for last

  • @UltimateAwe
    @UltimateAwe ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A WORK OF ART.

  • @joeflynn2615
    @joeflynn2615 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂

  • @yansalazar2057
    @yansalazar2057 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Love it! Season 1! Please!!!

  • @dante1707
    @dante1707 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Let’s fun”
    Ok I just got it 😂

  • @harsheldoshi7814
    @harsheldoshi7814 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These are some high end gays 🤣🤣

  • @Heleninini
    @Heleninini ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Peppa pig will forever be iconic

  • @FromPolandWithROAAAAR
    @FromPolandWithROAAAAR ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hahahaha, Jennifer killed it! Love the second season!
    Also: "our Achilles heel is Achilles cock" LMAO!😂😂😂

  • @rigso321
    @rigso321 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Peppa pig 💀

  • @Air.keccc1
    @Air.keccc1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Hey buddy whats up” 😭

  • @Momoeki21
    @Momoeki21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:30 will forever be iconic

  • @teatime009
    @teatime009 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    whoever did this edit did a great job technically. Great stuff.

  • @naid5533
    @naid5533 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What?? Timothy chamalet??🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wViOw
    @wViOw ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I looooved this season

  • @georgexfekete
    @georgexfekete ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We are too young to be this old.

  • @MsCorpora
    @MsCorpora ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:44 Yes! My favorite quote made it! :D

  • @ambretlt
    @ambretlt ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “timothee chamalet”

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "It's a penis not a sunset "😆👏

  • @kmose364
    @kmose364 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh from the very beginning

  • @justagrlwithnoname
    @justagrlwithnoname ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I can’t be responsible for everything I say. I’m concussed”
    Is my new go-to line for any off-color comments I make

  • @minibrain711
    @minibrain711 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    that fucking cry at 5:20 is gonna do me in 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1TSS0FLVFFY
    @1TSS0FLVFFY ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this is perfect!!!

  • @konstantinheller4661
    @konstantinheller4661 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The peppa pig line 😂

  • @Dog-bb8hr
    @Dog-bb8hr ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:08 Oh, boy. If he only knew.. 😂

  • @adrianrosario4196
    @adrianrosario4196 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Guess who I am... Uhhh, Peppa Pig! 🤣🤣

  • @Cocomeetschanel
    @Cocomeetschanel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “I mean it’s a penis not a sunset.” 😭

  • @biohead66
    @biohead66 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:19 almost killed me it was so real

  • @Whippets
    @Whippets ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Quentin: Tell me everything, from the beginning.
    Tanya: Well, I was born is San Francisco.
    Quentin: Oh, from the very beginning.
    Couldn't stop smiling after that, well played, very well played.

  • @Dog_Alarmed
    @Dog_Alarmed 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    There’s a lot more hilarious lines. Remember when entering the gay’s house, Tanya said to Portia “don’t steal anything” 😂 and also the boat funeral is hilarious.

  • @AleQueenofSpace
    @AleQueenofSpace ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:27 what we all came looking for

  • @frenchyontravel
    @frenchyontravel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Peppa Pig 🐷 !!! Ah excellent 😂😂😂😂

  • @siddharthnaagar7028
    @siddharthnaagar7028 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honey these are some high-end gays

  • @guilhermemendes289
    @guilhermemendes289 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tanya forever

  • @noctomd8517
    @noctomd8517 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So that they can decorate their houses or some shit 😂😂😂

  • @misplacedgirl
    @misplacedgirl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hate that I've said white fish is too fishy but it is.

  • @LM-ch8rh
    @LM-ch8rh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    more Valentina please

  • @randomthings2533
    @randomthings2533 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this but out of context 💀💀

  • @boosie6076
    @boosie6076 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This would be great WITH captions