Wait, isn't the other way round? In order to have a chance at winning you need to fall asleep and be mentally unstable and/or* have dementia! *you are obviously a stronger candidate if you have both.
@@battmarn or just do ANYTHING to at least fund attacking the issue head on. Labour should have put that at the top of their manifesto… they won’t do shit sadly
@@des_smith7658no one should *need* to come ashore in a boat. There should be proper, safe routes for asylum seekers that are the processed promptly and either returned according to international law, or introduced to British society as useful, contributing members. What should not happen is the tory bourach of letting the cases pile up in order to create a fake problem.
We did pretty much solved it over lockdown . I guess that was only temporary, they need homelessness as a deterrent from too much free thinking. A big nasty stick or a big tasty carrot?
Or a ranked choice voting system like instant-runoff. The FPTP system we use to pick MPs right now is terrible. It strongly favors established parties, because no-one is going to vote for a candidate they feel has zero hope of winning - it's a wasted vote. It also has a serious problem with vote-splitting when more than one party shares similar political stances - usually that hurts labour, the lib dems and some of the smaller parties as they compete for the left-wing vote while the Tories have all the right-wing vote unified behind them. This year has seen the tables turn as Reform seriously harmed the Tories by competing for the same voters. Instant-runoff solves those problems. It introduces new ones too, but it's still better than FPTP. Binface would have gotten a lot more votes in instant-runoff.
@@simonwoods8809 If you're electing a single person, yes, same thing and the terms may be used interchangeably. STV allows for elections with multiple winners, but there's not really any use for that in the British system. It's more interesting to Americans, where one state can elect multiple representatives. Both are forms of ranked-choice vote.
big love from an American, had no idea you were this real about the state of the lands we live in. homelessness is absolutely solvable! if I were British, you'd have my vote! all hail the Count! :3
@@italifacts1461 Sure, if you _happen_ to be one of the 73860 registered voters in Richmond and Northallerton. _Most_ people are *not* one of those constituents. 🙄
thank you for the important and genuinely useful advice for the new pm ❤ and so kind of you to graciously let him take your rightful place so you can focus on touring the country. today the uk, tomorrow the milky way!
Your Intergalactic Greatness, We Salute You - congratulations on doing the honourable thing and not using mind-control to influence the electorate, this level of fairness and decency is refreshing compared to the last 14 years! See you in Q324 (minor planet orbiting Junction 13 of Transgalactic Super Motorway) - oh, and also on tour 👍
I’m very surprised that the count ) pun intended ( was so low. If I was the count I think I’d be instructing my legal team to investigate potential vote rigging. Count Bin face has got to be the most serious candidate on the ballot paper!
I recommend that the nation's disenfranchised homeless be registered to vote in the Prime Minister's constituency. If this had happened you would have won by the biggest margin ever recorded. I will be writing to Sir Keir to recommend that if he fails to solve homelessness he must adopt my recommendation.
The funniest thing about this ceefax promise is that most TV's can still get the updated he version of ceefax/teletext. You just need to know how.. Smart tv's have a constant internet connection. while connected the tv will prioritise red button services which are online over text services. If you have a text button on your remote it likely does nothing..... Until the tv is disconnected from the internet... At that point all red button services are inaccessible and the teletext\ceefax will be accessible from the text button on the remote.
Why did no-one tell me Count Binface had a YT channel?! It's a galactic oversight, someone needs to pay for this! Congratulations on your historic win! Well, on the win that should have been yours.
I was homeless for 2 years in my teens. You will not ever end homelessness. Many are there by choice or because they repeatedly refuse help available. Yes there's factors behind that sort of behaviour and mindset but only they can overcome that. They have to want to change, they have to want to put the work in. I'm dismayed at the state of the nation but I have a family to provide for and that's something that pushes me so I'll never deliberately be in that position again.
I think I’m in love! If you ever need a recycling bin sidekick, I’m in the next contituency. lol. I will make you tea and cake and always take you out on the correct bin day. 😂
Electoral asteroid 👽thank you for your humour, it was so welcome and well needed in the dullness of political hell on earth. Happy intergalactic travels utilising #308fuel.
Politicians who have no chance of winning can promise anything and everything because they know they'll never have to deliver. Witness the Conservative and Reform manifestos. They both boil down to "More schools, more police, more hospitals, more army, more doctors, more pensions, and we'll do it while cutting taxes too."
Interesting when a party with a bin for a head .. speaks with more reason and clarity - than the Tory party (any member) ... congratulation on the voteshare .. well deserved!
I would have voted for you as well if I had the chance, but apparently being a resident in the UK for close to a decade, and having the permanent residence status is not enough to grant me the right to vote in a general election.
308 votes today, galactic domination tomorrow. Hail Binface!
They made their votes Count!
@@adammoss5284phenomenal. 😂
Where’s Countess Binfsce?
🤣
Haile Binface!
The people of Richmond should be ashamed of themselves. We, in the real Richmond (London), voted in far greater numbers for the Count.
our richmond (the real one in the north) was founded first, a far superior place to establish a grand intergalactic empire!
I, for one, would have welcomed our new galactic overlord, if I had been able to vote in Richmond.
our Richmond (the real one in Virginia) could use count Binface
Our Richmond, in Melbourne, Australia, which won't even pretend to be the original, would also like its own slice of Binface action, thanks.
Vote irregularity?
He should be Minister for Recycling
How Very true.
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The fact that Binface somehow got the most votes outside of the Big 5 parties (Tories, Labour, LibDems, Reform and Green) is truly amusing
Pretty sure that "fact" is complete tosh.
No it's true. 308 votes for binface and 222 for the next highest independent candidate.
It doesn't seem to be all that hard to amuse you, my friend.
Jeremy Corbyn (and all the other succesful independents, if we're not counting NI)?
**cries in SNP**
It's not tRuuu!!
"The red kites of British politics" cracked me up.
I was confused for a minute since the LibDems’ colour is yellow.
(Red kite is apparently the name of a type of bird, not just a toy kite).
...orangeish yellow kites
Yeah that was good, "moral victory lap" got me too xD
Can’t disagree with his two requests. Simple, decent humanity really
Which is why the Tories didn't do it being a bunch of souless, greedy, selfish psychopaths.
yes!
£100k is a bit low. It should be half a million at the very least.
In America Count, you'd be President .... You haven't fallen asleep nor soiled yourself once on the stump ... You're a winner
Wait, isn't the other way round? In order to have a chance at winning you need to fall asleep and be mentally unstable and/or* have dementia!
*you are obviously a stronger candidate if you have both.
As an American, I can vouch for this!😂 He'd get my family's votes.
@@MichaelDeHaven surely we can rules lawyer that space is american and so count bin face is a natural born citizen.
He'd be up against The Count from Sesame Street! there might be confusion in the electorate.
@@jon-paulfilkins7820 No it would be the best election ever seen.
It’s sort of crazy when someone dressed as an alien bin actually says something much more meaningful that most “ real “ politicians 😂
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You should clone yourself. Everyone needs more BinFace
He's probably got the technology to do that!
That’s the key to intergalactic dominance
No, that would only split the number of votes for each Binface, you're not thinking tactically
@@rorychivers8769 even if it's 1 per constituency?
All we actually need is more people to join - and then stand as candidates for - the Binface party.
A 100% increase on the vote share is very impressive, I have to say.
Only 16 years before he gains his own majority then! Double every year!
He didn’t get any votes in the last GE for this constituency. So it was an infinite increase. To the stars and beyond!
Give it 20 more elections and he'll have 5 times as many votes as there are voters in the UK!
Man with bin on face delivers best speech of the election.
Homelessness is so solvable. Governments just refuse to do anything
You literally just give them a house. We have millions of empty homes
@@battmarn or just do ANYTHING to at least fund attacking the issue head on. Labour should have put that at the top of their manifesto… they won’t do shit sadly
Unless you come ashore in a boat
@@des_smith7658no one should *need* to come ashore in a boat.
There should be proper, safe routes for asylum seekers that are the processed promptly and either returned according to international law, or introduced to British society as useful, contributing members.
What should not happen is the tory bourach of letting the cases pile up in order to create a fake problem.
We did pretty much solved it over lockdown . I guess that was only temporary, they need homelessness as a deterrent from too much free thinking. A big nasty stick or a big tasty carrot?
We need proportional representation so that every voter can put their vote in their preferred bin.
Or a ranked choice voting system like instant-runoff. The FPTP system we use to pick MPs right now is terrible. It strongly favors established parties, because no-one is going to vote for a candidate they feel has zero hope of winning - it's a wasted vote. It also has a serious problem with vote-splitting when more than one party shares similar political stances - usually that hurts labour, the lib dems and some of the smaller parties as they compete for the left-wing vote while the Tories have all the right-wing vote unified behind them. This year has seen the tables turn as Reform seriously harmed the Tories by competing for the same voters. Instant-runoff solves those problems. It introduces new ones too, but it's still better than FPTP.
Binface would have gotten a lot more votes in instant-runoff.
@@vylbird8014 Isn't that the Single Transferable vote?
@@simonwoods8809 If you're electing a single person, yes, same thing and the terms may be used interchangeably. STV allows for elections with multiple winners, but there's not really any use for that in the British system. It's more interesting to Americans, where one state can elect multiple representatives. Both are forms of ranked-choice vote.
Plot twist, binface is the puppet master of Kier Starmer.
I wish
No, binface isn't israel
We'll see in two weeks.
We don't deserve such allegiances
No, that's Tony Blair
You did us proud Count, and your speech was brilliant. Wishing you all the luck with your tour in September and October.
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big love from an American, had no idea you were this real about the state of the lands we live in. homelessness is absolutely solvable! if I were British, you'd have my vote! all hail the Count! :3
Binface deserves more than 308 votes.
You could have gone down and voted then.
@@italifacts1461 Sure, if you _happen_ to be one of the 73860 registered voters in Richmond and Northallerton.
_Most_ people are *not* one of those constituents. 🙄
Deserved 308 seats
@@drussell_ _Sure, but he could have gone down that way, and registered to vote there. Some people are just purely lazy these days, honestly..._
@@italifacts1461 You're allowed to just go vote in _any constituency_ you choose, even if you don't live there?
_Really?!!_
We salute you, Count 🫡
thank you for the important and genuinely useful advice for the new pm ❤ and so kind of you to graciously let him take your rightful place so you can focus on touring the country. today the uk, tomorrow the milky way!
Well Done Count, the Omniverse needs Warriors like you✊️
Your Intergalactic Greatness, We Salute You - congratulations on doing the honourable thing and not using mind-control to influence the electorate, this level of fairness and decency is refreshing compared to the last 14 years!
See you in Q324 (minor planet orbiting Junction 13 of Transgalactic Super Motorway) - oh, and also on tour 👍
Bravo Count Binface! I echo your statements on your demands to Starmer! You're fighting the best fight!
I’m very surprised that the count ) pun intended ( was so low. If I was the count I think I’d be instructing my legal team to investigate potential vote rigging. Count Bin face has got to be the most serious candidate on the ballot paper!
All the others, especially that Sunak fellow, were clearly joke candidates,
Talking more sense than the majority of candidates across the country, as usual
He should have bin elected.
Total Binface victory
I wish the winning politicians cared as much about homelessness as Count Binface here.
Well done Count! And a big thumbs up to the call to exonerate the post masters.
Congrats Count Binface, completely agree on all fronts, I miss Ceefax. I loved going to the fun pages as a kid!
And then there’s Lettuce Truss 🤣
The eyeroll by that rando lady at the end was magical
When the candidates for richmont went on screen, you could see the worry on sunaks face being so intimidated by your presence.
Congratulations on a stunning performance in Richmond and Northallerton. I will definitely check out your Tour dates. Hail Binface!
Count me in Count 😂
most sensible politician in the UK.......
Comedy candidate, real message.
Homelessness is a choice, but it is the government that is choosing.
The only candidate to infinitely increase his share in this constituency. Well done!
I recommend that the nation's disenfranchised homeless be registered to vote in the Prime Minister's constituency. If this had happened you would have won by the biggest margin ever recorded. I will be writing to Sir Keir to recommend that if he fails to solve homelessness he must adopt my recommendation.
You shall always have my vote @CountBinface! Congratulations for your standup show!! Love you to the moon and back!!!❤❤❤
I just sent my Earth parents the link to your tour- with luck, I’ll be coming to see you live!
A big congratulations from your neighbour across the sea, Denmark. A very well done job. Hail Binface!
One of the only people that actually use his correct title. Kudos to you. Journalists, take note 📝
Thank you Bin face. You've bin a big part of this victory. Can Counts be Knighted too? ❤
I wish we had a Binface here in the States 😤
I'm having crosssaints for lunch.
hope you enjoy them!
Your rise in the political ranks is truly astronomical. I wish you a good night's sleep and hope that your top two priorities are enacted.
Well done sir! I would have bin happy to vote binface to get Rishi out.
I do love the lanyard under the helmet.
Finally, some sense from a politician! You had me at "Ceefax".
The funniest thing about this ceefax promise is that most TV's can still get the updated he version of ceefax/teletext. You just need to know how..
Smart tv's have a constant internet connection. while connected the tv will prioritise red button services which are online over text services. If you have a text button on your remote it likely does nothing..... Until the tv is disconnected from the internet...
At that point all red button services are inaccessible and the teletext\ceefax will be accessible from the text button on the remote.
@@dumnonii5012 Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks for the reply.
Those are two excellent commands!
tories in the bin
As they should be
Thank you Sir, your value to british politics is unmeasurable.
he actually makes a lot of sense
Why did no-one tell me Count Binface had a YT channel?! It's a galactic oversight, someone needs to pay for this!
Congratulations on your historic win! Well, on the win that should have been yours.
Congratulations with personal best, Binface.
He NEVER fails to put a smile on my face...can't get enough of the Count....MORE...MORE!!!
900% increase in votes!
Some people just threw their ballot cards away in the bin. He then picked them up and COUNTED them 😅
Big up bin face
Congratulations! All hail our future overlord!
And on your way home can you drop Rishi off in California.
I genuinely expected the Thames water issue to be considered more "solvable," but who doesn't like to dream big?
as someone from the future i have come here to warn Humanity that Binface would eventually evolve to what you know as a Dalek!
I was homeless for 2 years in my teens. You will not ever end homelessness. Many are there by choice or because they repeatedly refuse help available. Yes there's factors behind that sort of behaviour and mindset but only they can overcome that. They have to want to change, they have to want to put the work in. I'm dismayed at the state of the nation but I have a family to provide for and that's something that pushes me so I'll never deliberately be in that position again.
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I think I’m in love! If you ever need a recycling bin sidekick, I’m in the next contituency. lol. I will make you tea and cake and always take you out on the correct bin day. 😂
Congratulations from across the pond
Nice one Count, always love to see a true warrior fighting for us humans - especially when you've come from the stars!🎉
Inspirational. I have nothing but respect for the good Count.
Wise words and congratulations Count Binface!!
I was going to vote for Binface but I got deathly sick. So 309 in spirit.
I watch gleefully from Canada.
I am over the moon- and several planets😂😂
Electoral asteroid 👽thank you for your humour, it was so welcome and well needed in the dullness of political hell on earth. Happy intergalactic travels utilising #308fuel.
The US needs a Count Binface. Maybe his presence will bring US politics back to earth and reality.
This is a true statesman ❤
Tour across the UK, except in the North East. Seems like you've forgotten we exist, just like all previous governments too haha!
I am not joking, when I say that Count Binface makes more sense and has better policies than most Tory or Reform idiots.
It breaks my brain when the "joke" candidate starts talking more sense than most politicians.
Politicians who have no chance of winning can promise anything and everything because they know they'll never have to deliver. Witness the Conservative and Reform manifestos. They both boil down to "More schools, more police, more hospitals, more army, more doctors, more pensions, and we'll do it while cutting taxes too."
can't wait for the comedey tour binface!
Respect to you Count.
count binface is a total legend (they should make international binface parties around the world so the world can be a better place)
😂😂 Count you would have had my vote if i wasn't an American. Come pick me up in your ship so I can see the tour!!
It seems unfair that we keep declaring the result before all the extraterrestrial postal votes are received
Tell em Binface!!
Excellent, sensible policies for a happier Britain.
We love you Count Binface.
i salute you Sir Binface
Cheers Bin Face. Great speech.
Congratulations, you got No.6 in Richmond and Northallerton.
You beat 7 competitors at least !
Congratulations, Count!!
Interesting when a party with a bin for a head .. speaks with more reason and clarity - than the Tory party (any member) ... congratulation on the voteshare .. well deserved!
binface is the hero we all need ❤
Don't worry fella 5 more years you can roll this out again to be absolutely totally hilarious!!!!
I feel like countries would probably do well to elect political comedians who show they care for the country. It worked out really well for Ukraine.
An infinite increase of votes!
I would have voted for you as well if I had the chance, but apparently being a resident in the UK for close to a decade, and having the permanent residence status is not enough to grant me the right to vote in a general election.
Excellent speech!
So happy for you Binface. Love it! Great job!!!
Great result! Looking forward to seeing you at the Komedia in October!
Binface!! We wanna see you in the US!!