@@ThatsCoolDudeI use them for enchanting materials then I find out who sent them and I go rob them blind, I've had nine sent after me within a day The first group came after I left a dungeon The second group came and started attacking me while I was fighting a giant The third group came when I was fighting a dragon in Dawn Star so I decided to use them as human shields
@@byronrush9802 I have had a group attack me and then a second one like 2 minutes later before. All while I was dealing with a necromancer a bear and bandits. Let's just say I loved it.
Imagine waking up one morning only to find the city you live in wiped clean and your clothes stolen off of you when you were sleeping. I would explode lmao
If you threaten Bersi and Keerava first you don't have to steal the Dibella statue to get the money from Haelga, meaning you can steal it afterwards and keep it instead of giving it to her in return for the money.
@@szabok1999 yeah, but leaving Haelga as the last one you can rob the statue and you don't have to wait for the cell to regenerate. That statue is extremely rare being two colours instead of just gold
I prefer to do Keerava last, that lizard got claws for brawling and I don't really wanna look for three flawless amethysts just to progress with the Thieves Guild questline.
My family has a story they love to tell about my first Oblivion playthrough Some dude insulted me, and I decided to rob his house; typical Oblivion things But I was so spiteful I took all his food. I took the books and smatterings of coin. The real bizarre part is I took the fuckin plates too, and silverware. Shit you can’t even sell for anything worthwhile. Everything not nailed down was taken, and I was very overweight, but it was the principle of the matter.
You not only took everything that wasn't nailed down, but came back later with a crowbar for everything that was nailed down, and took the nails while you were at it
"My family has a story they love to tell about my firsr Oblivion playthrough". Are you an orphan or something? Whose family tell stories about their son robbing some random NPC on a little game nobody cares about?
I think in the next video you should sell all the items you steal so we can have a net profit for each place, ie. Riften is worth 20k gold or whiterun is 30k, it'd be a nice touch to end a video on
Imagine they hire someone to investigate the thieving and they slip into Honeyside and open the chest to see literally all of the loot in the entire town. 😂
That No to the unusual stone tells other players all the pain,heartache and rage that thing has caused you in such a quick throwaway saying. Loved the video and good luck clearing out the whole map of stolen items one day.
@@carlsiouxfalls or you know if you got one and it gave you a riddle to solve to get the next one. Then again have like the last quarter be marked on the map or if you pass one up in a place it marks it on your map as your character seeing it but not you seeing it.
This reminds me of when I dubbed myself the great cheese thief of Riften and only stole their cheese. Was one of the funniest things I did at the time lmao
You forgot one thing. in the mission where you make a piece treaty with the stormcloacks and imperials, there is an option to hand over the throne of the Jarl of Riften, in doing so you are stealing her power. until that is done, you are not a true thief...
ive also had it happen when i first started i was in the blue palace in solitude i was sneaking and a npc teleported into the room saw me stealing and said "it may as well be stolen or taken" something like that... ive never had a person not care like that before i thought they all called thief.
That random flying guard you saw went to go and pay the Cloud District a visit. Nazeem will be very displeased with this crime. Nobody goes to the Cloud District except him.
@@ThatsCoolDude XD How am I not surprised? I know it's dumb but gosh dang it I love these games so much for these little things. Your vids always remind me how fun these games are, bugs, lags, glitches, and all. Keep it up!
I literally saw this video, heard the intro and subscribed. I love absolutely wild and weird challenges in any game ESPECIALLY Bethesda games cause of how memeable they are
Imagine some crazy person IRL just carrying cart after cart after cart of stolen mops, buckets, apples, raw chicken wings, pint cups, beers, ales, carrots, beef, rings, necklaces, armor, etc. Imagine nobody caring that they're basically gonna starve because the person stole the items right in front of their eyes without them noticing somehow.
I was bored once and took all the brooms I could find in Riften and dropped them all in front of the Keep. I dragon shouted afterwards, it swept my breath away
Heres a tip for lockpicking. When you first do lockpicking, do north, east, and west in no particular order. Then, do the ordinal directions, and if you don't get a lead (probably because its like a master lock) then you do the ones between those. On most locks, I can get through them within 2 or 3 lockpicks at worst with this strategy.
Fallout 3,New Vegas and 4 taught me this exact strategy so I use it for those and Skyrim. It’s fairly fun to learn and use subconsciously but sometimes it can really mess with you if Skyrim’s lock pick system go wonky.
Man you gave me an idea for a new run The kleptomaniac: You MUST take EVERY single item you find that isn't nailed down. No selling anything. You are allowed to store things at homes only, no compainion inventory.
Well, now I've got a new goal next time I play Skyrim. (not the stealing everything, just the stealing what everyone in town is wearing. that was hilarious)
The only thing I hate about the last perk in pickpocket is I always end up taking my followers original clothing and can't get it back properly. I'm like, what did you have normally? 🙃
You should leave a sweetroll in each house that you steal from, kinda like a marker saying they've been robbed... not that they would need a sweetroll to know that
Imagine the guards catching you, they tell you to empty your pockets and half the goods in the town come spilling out. I wonder what your total fine would be?
Fun fact. If you steel something in the thief guild that has low value you won't get a Bounty or anyone becoming hostile, instead noc there will say "you could have asked for that" which is amazing lmao, what are they gonna do? Report to the authorities that their thief guild has been cleaned up?
Now the question I have: What is the combined value of everything in Riften? I doubt there's any merchant with that much gold on them so it would be a pain to calculate, but now I'm curious.
Technicaly no you cant *steal* everything (legitimately) because not everything is marked owned. You can still take it but its not stealing. If you were really determined I belive there is a pickpocket bug you can use to get things marked owned THEN steal them.
The final clip makes me think of I was trying to pick pocket people to level up, and 5 times in a row I pickpocketed something with a 30% chance but I failed the 90% chance one each time
I know, it's a joke, but Mjoll has a "unique" armor set, set as her "default outfit" in the CC, which does not show up in her inventory. There are a few npc's, mostly more or less special followers, that work that way.
Everyone! Everyone! Gather 'round! I have something amazing to show you that demands your attention! Gather 'round all! No pushing, no shoving. Plenty of room!
If you are part of the thieves guild you don't need to sneak when stealing from them. They also have funny dialogue that they spam if you steal a lot in front of them. And they also let you pilfer anything from their pockets too
Wait, why is the largely empty warehouse "locked up tight since the war began" with the Jarl's own key, but a drug dealer is operating out of it somehow? Is Sarthis a city employee? Am I missing some sort of obvious conspiracy thing due to my naivete about the ways of crime and corruption?
Finally someone fully embracing the true skyrim loot goblin mindset, I'd definitely like to see more of this idea
It's a grindset mindset.
Bro’s A button is officially ducked
@@ThatsCoolDudenext video should be “I stole every item in SKYRIM”
I once maxed out pickpocket, and decided to see how many septims worth of loot is In everyone's pockets. It's surprisingly not much...
@@7bup425 it’s like 15, right
This is basically a “how many hired thugs can you have summoned to kill you at once” run
I'm surprised 3 is all they sent!
@@ThatsCoolDude They probably couldn’t afford anymore
@@ThatsCoolDudeI use them for enchanting materials then I find out who sent them and I go rob them blind, I've had nine sent after me within a day The first group came after I left a dungeon The second group came and started attacking me while I was fighting a giant The third group came when I was fighting a dragon in Dawn Star so I decided to use them as human shields
@@byronrush9802 I have had a group attack me and then a second one like 2 minutes later before. All while I was dealing with a necromancer a bear and bandits. Let's just say I loved it.
@@TalesofTuram IVE ALWAYS GOTTEN JUMPED WHEN I LEFT MY MANOR AND MY POOR KIDS RUNNING AWAY😂😅
Imagine waking up one morning only to find the city you live in wiped clean and your clothes stolen off of you when you were sleeping.
I would explode lmao
And one guy's house is completely full with stuff...
HMMM
If you threaten Bersi and Keerava first you don't have to steal the Dibella statue to get the money from Haelga, meaning you can steal it afterwards and keep it instead of giving it to her in return for the money.
No matter the order, the third one doesn't need to be threatened.
@@szabok1999 yeah, but leaving Haelga as the last one you can rob the statue and you don't have to wait for the cell to regenerate. That statue is extremely rare being two colours instead of just gold
But threatening Haelga is fun tho :(
I prefer to do Keerava last, that lizard got claws for brawling and I don't really wanna look for three flawless amethysts just to progress with the Thieves Guild questline.
@@joshuakorynta3385 what? that three amethyst thing is a seperate quest from the thieves guild though
I think it's even worse than 90%, I seem to recall each steal in a row adds an invisible chance of failure till you leave thier pocket and start again
It took a few (a lot) of tries sometimes....
Whenever I go on a modding spree, 100% pickpocket cap is usually first on that list.
@@sephtis same, I'm only sad that there is no money dump thing in game to do tho, would be fun something like a city to sustain with money
Poor Tonilia. Now she just has to find use for hundreds of buckets, baskets, wooden plates and shitty clothes.
Oh I'm sure she now has a city-wide demand for all those things
@@ChromeHuffer no one has money to pay for them though...
I'm not giving it back!
BY THE WAY, If you steal in front of the thieves guild members without sneaking, I'm 70% Sure. They'll Say Somethinf Like "You Could've Just Asked"
Works with other guilds too, including the companions
My family has a story they love to tell about my first Oblivion playthrough
Some dude insulted me, and I decided to rob his house; typical Oblivion things
But I was so spiteful I took all his food. I took the books and smatterings of coin. The real bizarre part is I took the fuckin plates too, and silverware. Shit you can’t even sell for anything worthwhile.
Everything not nailed down was taken, and I was very overweight, but it was the principle of the matter.
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do...
You not only took everything that wasn't nailed down, but came back later with a crowbar for everything that was nailed down, and took the nails while you were at it
"My family has a story they love to tell about my firsr Oblivion playthrough".
Are you an orphan or something? Whose family tell stories about their son robbing some random NPC on a little game nobody cares about?
@@fernandoxavier3089 We all play game together you clown. My dad, my brother and my sister.
Grow up
And then piece by piece you came back for the individual floorboards, and then the bricks on the wall, and soon the panelling of the roof.
The npcs just sitting there like ‘where is my food going?’ Is hilarious
They just gave up at this point...
That Riften Guard that yeeted out heard you were coming for their pocket lint.
He ran (flew) away out of fear.
Only thing that would have made that instance better, would have been a very rushed, "KEEPYOURHANDSTOYOURSELF,SNEAKTHEIF"
I think in the next video you should sell all the items you steal so we can have a net profit for each place, ie. Riften is worth 20k gold or whiterun is 30k, it'd be a nice touch to end a video on
Sounds awesome
Rip his keyboard though
Imagine they hire someone to investigate the thieving and they slip into Honeyside and open the chest to see literally all of the loot in the entire town. 😂
That No to the unusual stone tells other players all the pain,heartache and rage that thing has caused you in such a quick throwaway saying. Loved the video and good luck clearing out the whole map of stolen items one day.
Indeed! Happy you like it!
They wouldn't be so bad if they STACKED.
@@carlsiouxfalls or you know if you got one and it gave you a riddle to solve to get the next one. Then again have like the last quarter be marked on the map or if you pass one up in a place it marks it on your map as your character seeing it but not you seeing it.
The "can you give me some privacy?" line got me good.
What kind of room rental is it, when he keeps sneaking in... The audacity!
Talen-Jei be judging you hard
There's something really satisfying about clearing out the tables/shelves. That quiet shuffle sound especially~
Meet That'sCoolDude: The man who can carry anything and not be overencumbered
450 carry weight go brrrrr
There's a lot of back and forth, not that fun for a video tho
@@1th_to_comment. I’m easily able to carry that😂
TGM
Fortify resto loop and a million carry weight just like that
16:21 “ Fresh meats and produce! get them before they’re gone!”
* camera zooms in to empty cart *
that was too funny😂
This reminds me of when I dubbed myself the great cheese thief of Riften and only stole their cheese. Was one of the funniest things I did at the time lmao
You forgot one thing. in the mission where you make a piece treaty with the stormcloacks and imperials, there is an option to hand over the throne of the Jarl of Riften, in doing so you are stealing her power. until that is done, you are not a true thief...
the "can't have shit in riften 🤦♂️" gameplay
if you max out the thieves' guild, you can steal from the four new shops that pop up in the ragged flagon :3
Yep, that's a bonus to Riften for the end!
"Let me Guess,Someone stole your sweet roll."
Oh yes... Oh yes indeed
ive also had it happen when i first started i was in the blue palace in solitude i was sneaking and a npc teleported into the room saw me stealing and said "it may as well be stolen or taken" something like that... ive never had a person not care like that before i thought they all called thief.
4:19
Nothing to see here.
4:22
“Everything alright?”
That random flying guard you saw went to go and pay the Cloud District a visit.
Nazeem will be very displeased with this crime. Nobody goes to the Cloud District except him.
I just cant take the guards seriously anymore without clothes on while they're trying to apprehend you. lol
XD Now we need to have a speed test on which chest opens the slowest! The one from Oblivion with all the stolen loot, or the Skyrim one.
Oblivion by far! The game doesn't handle that well at all...
@@ThatsCoolDude XD How am I not surprised? I know it's dumb but gosh dang it I love these games so much for these little things. Your vids always remind me how fun these games are, bugs, lags, glitches, and all. Keep it up!
I literally saw this video, heard the intro and subscribed. I love absolutely wild and weird challenges in any game ESPECIALLY Bethesda games cause of how memeable they are
Happy to hear!
Imagine some crazy person IRL just carrying cart after cart after cart of stolen mops, buckets, apples, raw chicken wings, pint cups, beers, ales, carrots, beef, rings, necklaces, armor, etc. Imagine nobody caring that they're basically gonna starve because the person stole the items right in front of their eyes without them noticing somehow.
glad you did this in Skyrim, recently in Oblivion I made an Argonian that is doing sneaky stuff and snatching things from homes and shops lol.
Nice!
Every once and a while a new series idea comes along that you know will blow up, this is definitely one of them
Awwww
I was bored once and took all the brooms I could find in Riften and dropped them all in front of the Keep. I dragon shouted afterwards, it swept my breath away
This video was brought to you by the most upstanding, law-abiding; least kleptomaniac Riften citizen
Heres a tip for lockpicking. When you first do lockpicking, do north, east, and west in no particular order. Then, do the ordinal directions, and if you don't get a lead (probably because its like a master lock) then you do the ones between those. On most locks, I can get through them within 2 or 3 lockpicks at worst with this strategy.
Fallout 3,New Vegas and 4 taught me this exact strategy so I use it for those and Skyrim. It’s fairly fun to learn and use subconsciously but sometimes it can really mess with you if Skyrim’s lock pick system go wonky.
Your videos are so easy to binge-watch consecutively, back-to-back, fresh delicious and easy to digest humor for my IBS to not flare up :)
Skyrim is really just a way for you to be a hoarder and I love that
BABE WAKE UP NEW THATSCOOLDUDE VIDEO
Aww
This video seems like something the character would do after ingesting a hefty amount of -coke- moon sugar.
Man you gave me an idea for a new run
The kleptomaniac: You MUST take EVERY single item you find that isn't nailed down. No selling anything. You are allowed to store things at homes only, no compainion inventory.
Try it out!
These videos are very therapeutic.
The end part was hilarious!
It's like the Grinch meets Skyrim. Shows up. Deebo's all yo stuff. Dips.
2:27
What the fuck.😂
It's moments like these that makes me regret not recording when I play Skyrim!
I find it especially funny that you stole everything in Riften, the place known for its rampant crime, theft, and a guild dedicated to thievery.
I pulled a little sneaky on them!
Finally an interesting skyrim video made by someone without an annoying voice and self aware corny jokes
He took everything that wasn’t nailed down! AND THE STUFF THAT WAS NAILED DOWN! **AND HE TOOK THE NAILS!**
Well, now I've got a new goal next time I play Skyrim. (not the stealing everything, just the stealing what everyone in town is wearing. that was hilarious)
2:26 the random bethesda bugs are gold
I'm glad I cought that!
This man is underrated
guard: so can you identify the thief?
victim: no I can't, it's like everything vanished in front of me
The "why can't I take forks"- moment is everything I ever needed to get through this week omg
He's Fork Dork and can't take Forks :( It's so sad :((
Ahhh yes, you feel a breeze rush past your knees and next thing you know your house is empty and you're naked
In court for theivery
"Your honor, my client was in 'goblin mode.'"
This reminds me of the grinch who stole Christmas lmao 🤣
There is just something uniquely satisfying about completely emptying an entire building in Skyrim 😆 Fun video!
Happy you like it!
2:26 **airplane noises**
2:43 I HATE when that happens
10% chance of failure: **fails**
10:58 she looks so pist off because she was about to eat the cabbage right at front of her! 😂
You'd *probably* tell Helga to choke likewise... but she might like that.
Yeah......... I know.......
The only thing I hate about the last perk in pickpocket is I always end up taking my followers original clothing and can't get it back properly. I'm like, what did you have normally? 🙃
Didn't realize I'm early great video!
Happy you like it!
You should leave a sweetroll in each house that you steal from, kinda like a marker saying they've been robbed... not that they would need a sweetroll to know that
“You’re a bad sneak”
“Sir, I just robbed you blind”
You complaining when you open the book at 11:38 is just one of the most relatable moments
I'm happy I'm not the only one!
Imagine the guards catching you, they tell you to empty your pockets and half the goods in the town come spilling out.
I wonder what your total fine would be?
most honest and lawful person in riften:
11:40 that “Eehhh” when you got a quest😂
It's inevitable when you take every book :(
@@ThatsCoolDude I always try to take a lot of books to sell-I never get any quests. Wanna swap?
Not the orphanage! Won't someone please think of the children!
They're invincible, it's fine!
Fun fact. If you steel something in the thief guild that has low value you won't get a Bounty or anyone becoming hostile, instead noc there will say "you could have asked for that" which is amazing lmao, what are they gonna do? Report to the authorities that their thief guild has been cleaned up?
You should reverse pickpocket the entirety of riften‘s goods onto a beggar.
What a switcheroo!
“You haven’t worked an honest day in your life for all that coin you have on you, ey lad?”
That's how I play games like these: I sneak, I enter, I yoink
When the guard at the gate pisses you off just a little too much
Taking everything from the Riften warehouse and has He's A Pirate playing with it, Nice
See, this is the sort of thing that would get the Thieves Guild it's proper reputation back. Not this BS being wannabe mobsters for the Black Briars.
It got annoying at times, but still pretty believable!
Yup. That’s all I need to see. You, sir, have earned a subscriber.
can't have shit in riften
2:27
I must leave, my guards need me.
Now the question I have: What is the combined value of everything in Riften? I doubt there's any merchant with that much gold on them so it would be a pain to calculate, but now I'm curious.
New video? Hell yes! let me grab a sweet roll and get settled in for this one
bro's a mean one, i wouldn't touch him with a 39 and a half foot pole.
4:21 MY CABBAGES!!
(Somebody had to say it)
i have a tradition where i always completely clear out mercer frey’s house. a little “fuck you” from the guild
2:26 : Average New House Experience
Technicaly no you cant *steal* everything (legitimately) because not everything is marked owned. You can still take it but its not stealing. If you were really determined I belive there is a pickpocket bug you can use to get things marked owned THEN steal them.
16:12 reminds me of the scene in the Simpsons where the guy in his underwear at the steel mill says hot stuff coming through 😂😂
Nivenor: *[See's a clearly dangerous someone disposing of bodies into the canals]*
Also Nivenor: "i sUpOsE yOu'Ll wAnT a hAnDoUt?!"
She's sweet tho
The final clip makes me think of I was trying to pick pocket people to level up, and 5 times in a row I pickpocketed something with a 30% chance but I failed the 90% chance one each time
It’s confirmed. Mjoll was born with that armor on.
I know, it's a joke, but Mjoll has a "unique" armor set, set as her "default outfit" in the CC, which does not show up in her inventory. There are a few npc's, mostly more or less special followers, that work that way.
@@nero9230 I know. It really was just a joke.
The warehouse at the start very quickly became a were-warehouse.
“Ahh yes the guy with no name. I’ll give you a name!”
This is underrated🤣
"Mudcrab"
@@ThatsCoolDude I think that’s a perfect name!
Your vid hit my recommended. Looks like the algorithm has flipped in your favor. For that, you get a sub my good sir
Everyone! Everyone! Gather 'round! I have something amazing to show you that demands your attention! Gather 'round all! No pushing, no shoving. Plenty of room!
I am so glad this video was recommended to me
Fun fact- if you’re in the thieves guild, they don’t care if you steal right in front of them. No bounty or aggression lol
If you are part of the thieves guild you don't need to sneak when stealing from them. They also have funny dialogue that they spam if you steal a lot in front of them. And they also let you pilfer anything from their pockets too
I wasn't a part of the thieves guild at that time so that I could steal as much from Riften as possible... also they attack pretty fast :(
Did you know that you can steal from the stables without having the loot be considered stolen if you beat the stable-hand at a brawl?
2:27 Now we know who the skooma dealer's #1 client was.
I want what he's having
Riften looking like Whoville on Christmas morning...
Wait, why is the largely empty warehouse "locked up tight since the war began" with the Jarl's own key, but a drug dealer is operating out of it somehow? Is Sarthis a city employee? Am I missing some sort of obvious conspiracy thing due to my naivete about the ways of crime and corruption?
I thought the only word MY character knew was yoink, turns out her vocabulary was extensive compared to your character.
14:46 "are you ok?" Sir that man is clearly high as FUCK. I don't think he's ok (also knowing the story with this NPC, yeah no he's not ok)