Can You Steal EVERY Item in Riften?
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- Can you steal every item in Riften?
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00:00 Intro
00:41 Storage
02:32 Easy Targets
04:41 Joining The Thieves
05:37 Earning Respect
09:15 Harder Targets
13:28 Goldenglow
14:25 The Keep
15:20 The Perfect Touch
17:21 Conclusion
17:48 Outro With Balimund - เกม
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Finally someone fully embracing the true skyrim loot goblin mindset, I'd definitely like to see more of this idea
It's a grindset mindset.
Bro’s A button is officially ducked
@@ThatsCoolDudenext video should be “I stole every item in SKYRIM”
I once maxed out pickpocket, and decided to see how many septims worth of loot is In everyone's pockets. It's surprisingly not much...
@@7bup425 it’s like 15, right
This is basically a “how many hired thugs can you have summoned to kill you at once” run
I'm surprised 3 is all they sent!
@@ThatsCoolDude They probably couldn’t afford anymore
@@ThatsCoolDudeI use them for enchanting materials then I find out who sent them and I go rob them blind, I've had nine sent after me within a day The first group came after I left a dungeon The second group came and started attacking me while I was fighting a giant The third group came when I was fighting a dragon in Dawn Star so I decided to use them as human shields
@@byronrush9802 I have had a group attack me and then a second one like 2 minutes later before. All while I was dealing with a necromancer a bear and bandits. Let's just say I loved it.
@@TalesofTuram IVE ALWAYS GOTTEN JUMPED WHEN I LEFT MY MANOR AND MY POOR KIDS RUNNING AWAY😂😅
Imagine waking up one morning only to find the city you live in wiped clean and your clothes stolen off of you when you were sleeping.
I would explode lmao
And one guy's house is completely full with stuff...
HMMM
If you threaten Bersi and Keerava first you don't have to steal the Dibella statue to get the money from Haelga, meaning you can steal it afterwards and keep it instead of giving it to her in return for the money.
No matter the order, the third one doesn't need to be threatened.
@@szabok1999 yeah, but leaving Haelga as the last one you can rob the statue and you don't have to wait for the cell to regenerate. That statue is extremely rare being two colours instead of just gold
But threatening Haelga is fun tho :(
I prefer to do Keerava last, that lizard got claws for brawling and I don't really wanna look for three flawless amethysts just to progress with the Thieves Guild questline.
@@joshuakorynta3385 what? that three amethyst thing is a seperate quest from the thieves guild though
BY THE WAY, If you steal in front of the thieves guild members without sneaking, I'm 70% Sure. They'll Say Somethinf Like "You Could've Just Asked"
Works with other guilds too, including the companions
Poor Tonilia. Now she just has to find use for hundreds of buckets, baskets, wooden plates and shitty clothes.
Oh I'm sure she now has a city-wide demand for all those things
@@chromepaintaddict9787 no one has money to pay for them though...
I'm not giving it back!
My family has a story they love to tell about my first Oblivion playthrough
Some dude insulted me, and I decided to rob his house; typical Oblivion things
But I was so spiteful I took all his food. I took the books and smatterings of coin. The real bizarre part is I took the fuckin plates too, and silverware. Shit you can’t even sell for anything worthwhile.
Everything not nailed down was taken, and I was very overweight, but it was the principle of the matter.
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do...
You not only took everything that wasn't nailed down, but came back later with a crowbar for everything that was nailed down, and took the nails while you were at it
"My family has a story they love to tell about my firsr Oblivion playthrough".
Are you an orphan or something? Whose family tell stories about their son robbing some random NPC on a little game nobody cares about?
@@fernandoxavier3089 We all play game together you clown. My dad, my brother and my sister.
Grow up
And then piece by piece you came back for the individual floorboards, and then the bricks on the wall, and soon the panelling of the roof.
I think it's even worse than 90%, I seem to recall each steal in a row adds an invisible chance of failure till you leave thier pocket and start again
It took a few (a lot) of tries sometimes....
Whenever I go on a modding spree, 100% pickpocket cap is usually first on that list.
@@sephtis same, I'm only sad that there is no money dump thing in game to do tho, would be fun something like a city to sustain with money
The npcs just sitting there like ‘where is my food going?’ Is hilarious
They just gave up at this point...
That Riften Guard that yeeted out heard you were coming for their pocket lint.
He ran (flew) away out of fear.
Only thing that would have made that instance better, would have been a very rushed, "KEEPYOURHANDSTOYOURSELF,SNEAKTHEIF"
Imagine they hire someone to investigate the thieving and they slip into Honeyside and open the chest to see literally all of the loot in the entire town. 😂
I think in the next video you should sell all the items you steal so we can have a net profit for each place, ie. Riften is worth 20k gold or whiterun is 30k, it'd be a nice touch to end a video on
Sounds awesome
Rip his keyboard though
The "can you give me some privacy?" line got me good.
What kind of room rental is it, when he keeps sneaking in... The audacity!
Talen-Jei be judging you hard
That No to the unusual stone tells other players all the pain,heartache and rage that thing has caused you in such a quick throwaway saying. Loved the video and good luck clearing out the whole map of stolen items one day.
Indeed! Happy you like it!
They wouldn't be so bad if they STACKED.
@@carlsiouxfalls or you know if you got one and it gave you a riddle to solve to get the next one. Then again have like the last quarter be marked on the map or if you pass one up in a place it marks it on your map as your character seeing it but not you seeing it.
There's something really satisfying about clearing out the tables/shelves. That quiet shuffle sound especially~
the "can't have shit in riften 🤦♂️" gameplay
Meet That'sCoolDude: The man who can carry anything and not be overencumbered
450 carry weight go brrrrr
There's a lot of back and forth, not that fun for a video tho
@@1th_to_comment. I’m easily able to carry that😂
TGM
Fortify resto loop and a million carry weight just like that
if you max out the thieves' guild, you can steal from the four new shops that pop up in the ragged flagon :3
Yep, that's a bonus to Riften for the end!
"Let me Guess,Someone stole your sweet roll."
Oh yes... Oh yes indeed
You forgot one thing. in the mission where you make a piece treaty with the stormcloacks and imperials, there is an option to hand over the throne of the Jarl of Riften, in doing so you are stealing her power. until that is done, you are not a true thief...
ive also had it happen when i first started i was in the blue palace in solitude i was sneaking and a npc teleported into the room saw me stealing and said "it may as well be stolen or taken" something like that... ive never had a person not care like that before i thought they all called thief.
This reminds me of when I dubbed myself the great cheese thief of Riften and only stole their cheese. Was one of the funniest things I did at the time lmao
XD Now we need to have a speed test on which chest opens the slowest! The one from Oblivion with all the stolen loot, or the Skyrim one.
Oblivion by far! The game doesn't handle that well at all...
@@ThatsCoolDude XD How am I not surprised? I know it's dumb but gosh dang it I love these games so much for these little things. Your vids always remind me how fun these games are, bugs, lags, glitches, and all. Keep it up!
That random flying guard you saw went to go and pay the Cloud District a visit.
Nazeem will be very displeased with this crime. Nobody goes to the Cloud District except him.
16:21 “ Fresh meats and produce! get them before they’re gone!”
* camera zooms in to empty cart *
that was too funny😂
I just cant take the guards seriously anymore without clothes on while they're trying to apprehend you. lol
Imagine some crazy person IRL just carrying cart after cart after cart of stolen mops, buckets, apples, raw chicken wings, pint cups, beers, ales, carrots, beef, rings, necklaces, armor, etc. Imagine nobody caring that they're basically gonna starve because the person stole the items right in front of their eyes without them noticing somehow.
glad you did this in Skyrim, recently in Oblivion I made an Argonian that is doing sneaky stuff and snatching things from homes and shops lol.
Nice!
I was bored once and took all the brooms I could find in Riften and dropped them all in front of the Keep. I dragon shouted afterwards, it swept my breath away
Heres a tip for lockpicking. When you first do lockpicking, do north, east, and west in no particular order. Then, do the ordinal directions, and if you don't get a lead (probably because its like a master lock) then you do the ones between those. On most locks, I can get through them within 2 or 3 lockpicks at worst with this strategy.
Fallout 3,New Vegas and 4 taught me this exact strategy so I use it for those and Skyrim. It’s fairly fun to learn and use subconsciously but sometimes it can really mess with you if Skyrim’s lock pick system go wonky.
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Man you gave me an idea for a new run
The kleptomaniac: You MUST take EVERY single item you find that isn't nailed down. No selling anything. You are allowed to store things at homes only, no compainion inventory.
Try it out!
I literally saw this video, heard the intro and subscribed. I love absolutely wild and weird challenges in any game ESPECIALLY Bethesda games cause of how memeable they are
Happy to hear!
Skyrim is really just a way for you to be a hoarder and I love that
This video seems like something the character would do after ingesting a hefty amount of -coke- moon sugar.
Your videos are so easy to binge-watch consecutively, back-to-back, fresh delicious and easy to digest humor for my IBS to not flare up :)
This video was brought to you by the most upstanding, law-abiding; least kleptomaniac Riften citizen
Ahhh yes, you feel a breeze rush past your knees and next thing you know your house is empty and you're naked
These videos are very therapeutic.
The end part was hilarious!
It's like the Grinch meets Skyrim. Shows up. Deebo's all yo stuff. Dips.
This man is underrated
I find it especially funny that you stole everything in Riften, the place known for its rampant crime, theft, and a guild dedicated to thievery.
I pulled a little sneaky on them!
guard: so can you identify the thief?
victim: no I can't, it's like everything vanished in front of me
He took everything that wasn’t nailed down! AND THE STUFF THAT WAS NAILED DOWN! **AND HE TOOK THE NAILS!**
The "why can't I take forks"- moment is everything I ever needed to get through this week omg
He's Fork Dork and can't take Forks :( It's so sad :((
This reminds me of the grinch who stole Christmas lmao 🤣
Yup. That’s all I need to see. You, sir, have earned a subscriber.
Well, now I've got a new goal next time I play Skyrim. (not the stealing everything, just the stealing what everyone in town is wearing. that was hilarious)
You should leave a sweetroll in each house that you steal from, kinda like a marker saying they've been robbed... not that they would need a sweetroll to know that
There is just something uniquely satisfying about completely emptying an entire building in Skyrim 😆 Fun video!
Happy you like it!
2:27
What the fuck.😂
It's moments like these that makes me regret not recording when I play Skyrim!
You should reverse pickpocket the entirety of riften‘s goods onto a beggar.
What a switcheroo!
Your vid hit my recommended. Looks like the algorithm has flipped in your favor. For that, you get a sub my good sir
“You’re a bad sneak”
“Sir, I just robbed you blind”
The only thing I hate about the last perk in pickpocket is I always end up taking my followers original clothing and can't get it back properly. I'm like, what did you have normally? 🙃
2:26 the random bethesda bugs are gold
I'm glad I cought that!
Your videos are really funny and I don't even know if that's the intention lol.
It is!
“You haven’t worked an honest day in your life for all that coin you have on you, ey lad?”
New video? Hell yes! let me grab a sweet roll and get settled in for this one
I am so glad this video was recommended to me
You'd *probably* tell Helga to choke likewise... but she might like that.
Yeah......... I know.......
Didn't realize I'm early great video!
Happy you like it!
most honest and lawful person in riften:
When the guard at the gate pisses you off just a little too much
that city must load real fast now XD
Taking everything from the Riften warehouse and has He's A Pirate playing with it, Nice
That's how I play games like these: I sneak, I enter, I yoink
The warehouse at the start very quickly became a were-warehouse.
Finally an interesting skyrim video made by someone without an annoying voice and self aware corny jokes
4:19
Nothing to see here.
4:22
“Everything alright?”
Imagine the guards catching you, they tell you to empty your pockets and half the goods in the town come spilling out.
I wonder what your total fine would be?
Nivenor: *[See's a clearly dangerous someone disposing of bodies into the canals]*
Also Nivenor: "i sUpOsE yOu'Ll wAnT a hAnDoUt?!"
She's sweet tho
10:58 she looks so pist off because she was about to eat the cabbage right at front of her! 😂
The final clip makes me think of I was trying to pick pocket people to level up, and 5 times in a row I pickpocketed something with a 30% chance but I failed the 90% chance one each time
Epitome of “I might need it”
bro's a mean one, i wouldn't touch him with a 39 and a half foot pole.
If you are part of the thieves guild you don't need to sneak when stealing from them. They also have funny dialogue that they spam if you steal a lot in front of them. And they also let you pilfer anything from their pockets too
I wasn't a part of the thieves guild at that time so that I could steal as much from Riften as possible... also they attack pretty fast :(
I needed this
Sweet video man
You're sweet man
i have a tradition where i always completely clear out mercer frey’s house. a little “fuck you” from the guild
Now the question I have: What is the combined value of everything in Riften? I doubt there's any merchant with that much gold on them so it would be a pain to calculate, but now I'm curious.
Guard ascended 😂
You complaining when you open the book at 11:38 is just one of the most relatable moments
I'm happy I'm not the only one!
Not the orphanage! Won't someone please think of the children!
They're invincible, it's fine!
2:26 **airplane noises**
2:43 I HATE when that happens
10% chance of failure: **fails**
Brooo, finally skyrim's good content, thank algorithm
Future loot goblin request - instead of putting loot into chests, drop it on the floor in your home. That'll nicely display the quantity.
Fun fact. If you steel something in the thief guild that has low value you won't get a Bounty or anyone becoming hostile, instead noc there will say "you could have asked for that" which is amazing lmao, what are they gonna do? Report to the authorities that their thief guild has been cleaned up?
Did I just find a new TH-camr to binge watch? I think so
I’d be interested to see how much it all sells for
One more vid,
Me at 5am:
This is the kind of video where you only want to see ending.
Character rename necessary “Stealy Dan”
I didn't know you could do other things other than brawl 😮
I got one playthrough were my only objective was to loot everything possible, including all trash, of course, and sort it all into containers in the tundra homestead. Still not done, but damn if I dont have a lot of cheese.
You should drop all items in an enclosed space at the end
I thought the only word MY character knew was yoink, turns out her vocabulary was extensive compared to your character.
Riften looking like Whoville on Christmas morning...
2:27 he was late for work🤣
I’d do the restro loop glitch and make an infinite carry weight piece of amour would save me a couple trips