He Makes More Than Wall Street Bankers
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- Reason #2087 the internet was a mistake.
Influencers Make More Than Wall Street Bankers
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talking to my broker today about moving my 401K into pudgy penguins.
Do a video on that Zed Monopoly guy
M moving my 401k into YOLO trading. Either i am rich or I die broke. No in between.
Your only intelligent move 🙃
It is probably another pump and dump like Save The Kids scam.
"I'm just here to look pretty"
"All of these girls are richer than you"
Me: cries
How to get rich on the internet: Pretend to be rich.
You forgot about tricking people into buying your get rich class
Fake it till you make it
Yeah, that’s the world we inhabit.
What's the difference?
Fake till you make it.
Been working since the stone age.
That guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar by showing his bank account is WILD. My guy, if you want the interaction to really be that easy, just hire an escort.
he's too cheap; this kind of guy goes dutch on the first and only dinner date
It’s because it’s illegal
@Thomas Mieses LOL that hasn't stopped other men.
He should with that 892k! He's obviously in the dollar tree of bars and needs to move up a notch. 😂😂
@@thomasmieses119not if you don't get caught. 😉 lol
Speaking as a current finance masters student, one of the most important skills they teach is how to make reasonable assumptions about things like growth, discount rate, etc.
If you ever find yourself saying, "if it goes to one trillion market cap" and the current market cap is $135,000 you have definitely not made a reasonable assumption about growth.
indeed, i'm studying in finance too.. these so called exponentially growth within 6 months is absurd
So true. It reminds me of all of the trading platforms and coins that collapsed, that Coffee talked about in previous videos, and how they were claiming shit like 10-20% ROI within 6 months. Or crazy shit like that. Surprise surprise, it all collapsed in on itself
More like people don't understand numbers bigger than 100.
If you talk thousands or billions they are the same thing. It's also the reason why many people are concerned about spending pennies but won't bat an eyelash at forking out hundreds and ask themselves why their great efforts in saving don't work out
Nah man, forget your classes, tulipcoin to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 (note: if tulipcoin exists insert some other nonce term).
Not difficult to understand. I wouldn't believe it if we were talking acorns instead of dollars.
hey guys, if you take financial advices from a 16y old with braces on tik tok.. you deserve what's coming your way, that's where I draw the line in the sand
But what if that kid who "created the power of the sun" started a tik tok? Hmmm?
Pudges are currently at 5 eth btw. LOL x4 from where he hyped it.
_That_ is where you draw the line..?
That's what con artist says
@@BodomsScythe yeah I have high tolerance to cringe but I have limits too
People who watch more than 4 monitors at the same time are security guards...
i was a security guard but i only had 2 monitors
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial But do those monitors have different screen? XD
That's cool bro I forgot it
@@KaitoSchmidtOfficiial you would have made a lot more with at least 20. You left a lot of money on the table.
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou 😂
Stock traders need multiple monitors so they can lose money in as many trades as possible at one time
You gotta respect the efficiency and hustle of this 5heds
Not true, last year this guy spent more money on spilt liquor from one side of the world to the other than we made.
Having multiple screen doesn't mean,You have to take multiple trades.
Hey don't reveal my secret technique!
These “daytraders” online and in-person are absolutely pathetic. Those guys never show their actual portfolios or have an account with less than $10,000.00. Any john doe nowadays says hes a daytrader when really he has a sht job or is unemployed and tell ppl theyre daytraders because theyre embarassed.
We went way past "cab drivers and shoeshine boys" giving financial advice and straight into spoiled kids and asylum inmates giving you financial advice.
We are truly living history here. 80 years from now on researchers will write research papers about TikTok finfluencers.
Everything starts to feel a lot like the period between 1920 and 1930...
@@FutureChaosTV when is the next world war then?
@@newaryamen soon
Honk honk
Joey has to be either a paid actor or an absolute master troll
“Smash that like button Wall Street” has the same energy as “how do you do fellow kids”
😂
The gullibility of these people is just astounding to me -- just incredible.
They're preying on their idiot peers🤷🏻♂️
The dumb eating the dumb.
They're building a cult of personality. It's purposely deceptive.
As long as people believe in the dream they'll be rich they will believe in anything that can make them one...
Texas is a state that voted to have $9,000 winter power bills while claiming that the free market reduces prices.
They are literally brain dead.
To be honest though some guy puts his life savings into a checking account and flashes it around at a bar and I'm gonna laugh him out the door too.
He actually thinks he's the man
Some people really are that stupid lol
@@resa574 Wait, so you have that?!
The Pudgy Penguin soul transcending his consciousness was incredible 😂😂
damn near died laughing when that guy said "...if it goes to one trillion market cap...".
@@mehdiahsan4042 so true i'm a multi billionaire by investing all my money im pumping the zilla stock!!! (If all goes well I make hit a quintillion by this winter)
Exactly
@@striveknight4782 good one heh
Once you understand the fundamentals, the sole purpose in life is to buy more bitcoin.. sell your house and buy bitcoin.. ponder every waking moment on how to buy more bitcoin
How to be a billionaire?
Become a millionaire first.
I don't usually laugh out loud, but home boy crying over the penguins damn near made me fall out of my chair, and my chair is a nice gaming chair. Shit's hard to tip LOL
Security guard: Can you handle looking at 20 security monitors at the same time?
Ex-Day traders: Ez
If you're taking financial advice from TikTok, or in fact any social media, then you deserve everything coming your way.
"A fool and their money are easily parted"
Preach it brother
Agreed 💯
Not all of it is bad but most people on the internet are not economists or literal accountants. Vetting someone's credentials first can separate the chaff from the wheat
@@lowwastehighmelanin Credentials to support an online financial advice career would be easy to fake. Anything online is easy to fake.
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
Joey HAS to be trolling, right? I mean... NO way is he serious.
He has transcended man!
you clearly know nothing about the penguins, soon they will rule our world
He’s obviously an artist
tbh if dude just made a few dozen dollars, I would be crying to and call it the day of my life
Coffeezilla my fellow Texan with that HEB reference 😉
No store does more, my guy.
I live in Canada and I know it's a grocery store.. not very inside reference.
HEB is awsome!
Sad there will never be another jj watt Heb commercial lol
HEB rules! ^_^
I have to admit, I really like the design of the penguins. The art style is cute. Not worth more than a few dollars if it was a custom commission, in my opinion.
This is why some people actually believe in card games/comics/physical copies of things as value. It just has to “look good” to enough people with money.
@@Saixjacket isn't it the whole point of art? Anyway I would value those 5$ if printed on a A3
support real artists :DD
The Wells Fargo account guy has to be a contractor who shifted overhead money to his savings. You can see his business account is nearly empty at the bottom of his phone. 😆
Lol
Prob bc ppl who have money won’t be acting like that unless they’re rookies
100% hes some incel who tried to patheticaly pick up some girl at the bar. It’s pretty sad to watch him.
Simps lnc
@@OriginalCovfefe word sad stuff men are still acting like this in 2021. women are handing out themselves so easily too
3:16 if you want to get ahead of stock traders get 40 monitors that means you can double their profit 📈 📈
Aaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
This man is too dangerous to be left alive.
If you wanna get ahead of the traders, you need to buy the stocks of the company that produce the favorite trader's monitor, and then tell other traders that they need 40 monitors to make better trades. STONKS !
Just invest in monitor companies!
😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when this channel had 20K, come such a long way, well deserved!
I'm genuinely concerned about what is going to happen to the crypto space when the initial NFT hype is over and people realise that they've dropped their pensions into worthless pixelated doodles and the market is now saturated and their investments gone.
It’s going to be sad… then hilarious, but then even more sad 😢
It dead now haha i think
"I took my girlfriend out to a nice dinner", let's be real this guy does not have anything that even remotely resembles a girl or a friend.
He might have something that resembles part of a girl
Well, I'm sure whatever he does have is operated remotely. And I'm sure she loves it when he hits her g button.
Wrong
@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou No, it probably has to be inflated.
@@HarbingerOfBattle with a built in flesh light
"I am my penguin."
The internet was a mistake.
Try living in Africa
@SWØRN FISHY the Internet comment @ main person. It’s a funny comment tho , I was just saying the Internet realistically by no means was a mistake
I dont know if joey was serious or if that was some kinda troll, but that man deserves an oscar or something. I haven't felt that much emotion from a piece of media in, ever?
If you go broke loosing $1000, you didn't have chance anyways.
"How do you think we're gonna pay mortgage next week, okay? It's with the penguins!" 🤣
I wonder if anyone has ever said these two sentences together, ever.
Probably circus owners who have Penguins 😂
Some Eskimos have. Followed by: "Would you get some out of the freezer, please?"
Nah this is truly something new.
I'd say possibly zoo owners. Like the penguins are gonna be there star attraction
A shady zoo
I would honestly be broke without all of Coffetime's help.
Instead I bought a lump of coal last year at $50 and now it's worth $200. 4x baybee!! I'm going to buy all of my friends and family a lump of coal this Christmas so they don't miss out.
I mean, coal has actual uses!!!!
True story, commodities and useful products are generally solid
@@lifotheparty6195 solid, literally and figuratively
@@hareecionelson5875 Not oil though, that's more of a liquid asset.
@@tz8785 ayyyyyyyyyy *insert Fonz gif here*
This was the BEST!! Great job, love your sense of humour!!
I work on wall street but they only gave me 8 monitors 😔
All I had was a lousy Bloomberg Machine and a subscription to Hoovers...
That guy is trying to impress women by showing his net worth in crypto, I'm over here like "I'd love to buy you a drink! Hang on let me make sure my check went through. I ain't paying no overdraft fees."
Just buy a chubby penguin NFT bro ur money will go 10000x
@@rumham7631 G U A R A N T E E D
I'd much prefer a humble and simple man than some dude selling gigachunks of guppy parts.
He should be investing in himself. Don't know why he would try something like that in the first place.
@@xVibra Simple Jack
"I'm just here to look pretty"
"All of these girls are richer than you"
Me: *cries*
LOL
Right lol 😂
I know you got the lust
In bitcoin we *trust*
Sucks to be you, you could’ve been born to rich dads like them 🙄
The bitcoin guy must be in deep sea by now
I enjoy these videos way more than I should, haha! Keep it up Zilla!!
“You can’t go to HEB…”
Coffeezilla puts himself as a Texan
Beat me to it haha
@Persnikitty and Dr. Pepper babyyy
Thought the same lol
Send us some Blue Bell.
shouts outs to HEB
Oh, I love when Coffeetime uploads.
It's official. He might as well change the account name.
I wonder if charlie ever found out that he is coffeezilla..perhaps he did and he's letting it ride lol
@@jjoonathan7178 i mean, im pretty sure the actual CoffeeTime chain closed so now or never?
I know, plus his is name ....is what? Stephen that's a great name.
Did you mean coffee Zilla ? Lol I hope your not smoking crack .
Bro make more vids with this fuxking energy. You got me rolling and i really needed it. Thanks
Dude, your comedy has ascended. It was in fact really funny
God damn that was hilarious
Aaayyyyyyyy! Class recognises class. ❤️
Yooooo the king is here
Hi @Barely good to see you here
11:02💀
Big fan!
Joey has transcended space and time
I'm not gonna lie I laughed at this video more than the other vids, content quality going up my man keep it up. The confidence and goofiness is enjoyable!
“HA, 10x!” Had me rolling! Great content man, keep it up..
How about that dude Joey’s acting? Gifted, just gifted!
Made my stomach hurt 🤢
I felt a mixture of awe and second hand embarrassment
You're tearing me APART penguins!
I may be the most socially moronic person ever, but at least I'll die happy knowing I never did something as cringe as approaching someone with my bank info on hand. Seriously, that gave me enough second hand embarrasment that made me want to die in the spot.
Poverty sucks real hard but just remember how miserable all these dudes with a little money since they realized that just getting money wasn’t going to solve all their issues like they were told.
You are the 🐐 coffee. Keep it up man!
"I have a 1 picosecond char". Coffeezilla, your Chem E. is showing again.
Yo, he's a chemE?
@@bamffatboi5526 Yee
@@jayrollo1352 hm never knew
@@mazerrackham5959 I think he mentioned it before in one of his videos.
I don’t think I will ever understand the craze behind NFTs.
It's a collectibles bubble.
It is all illusory.
It's a speculative bubble and people are bored.
Just know that it will bring people back to actual physical assets of successful companies, yugioh, mtg and Pokémon will still be rising. They are backed with one major factor, time.
It's a scam
This channel has been my guilty pleasure over the past few days.
The guy trying to pick up the lady by showing his bank balance from his phone is probably the type of people who watches terrible gold digger skits on TikTok and Instagram and somehow takes them seriously as life lessons.
Bruh that penguin part left me in tears… of laughter 😂 MrTubby lmfao
I feel like I lost some serious brain cells around 11:40.
😂😂😂😂
My favorite part is when the guy starts crying during his fake story.
Tulips, tulips, everywhere.
I will hold BTC till the end of 2025
BTC is shit coin.
The Bankers coin you mean?
It will be something in a few years just hodl as much as you can.
I'll buy the Dip now now if I were you
I'll hodl strong and see what happens in the end.. Trust me I can't wait to prove some fakes wrong about this whole bull & bear trend
Dude the penguin guy "crying" is DEFINITELY trolling. He has to be! It's too funny
"You can't go to HEB!" Lol didn't know ur from Texas, love that
Coffee. This was brilliant! Big love from Aus mate. Thoroughly love your relentless pursuit to help people sense-make through bullsh!t
When “I’m on the phone with 19 whales I gotta go” makes perfect sense. No matter what happens crypto will never be forgotten.
This was one of the most entertaining episodes ever. Lol. TY
BRO I WAS HAVING A SHIT DAY AND THIS HAS KILLED ME IN LAUGHTER THANKS KEEP DOING YOUR THING
Satoshi is rolling in his grave right now
Satoshi's dead?
@@Cleeqo Yeah his real name was Jeffrey Epstein.
@@Cleeqo it seems plausible to assume that. Although we might never know.
@@erpizzaiol5457 ☠️😂
@Bruno França Satoshi isn't black.
Finfluencer moment 😳
This didn't took off as u expected
"Translate to English"
Coffee low key got the Faze push, kudos to him, I started watching at around 100k subs so it’s nice to see this
@7:18 this 10X thing is gonna take off LOL
3:22 how to tell that someone doesnt know what they're doing: "charts bro its all in the charts, buy my course and ill teach you how to read charts"
Imagine having a dedicated monthly chart monitor 😂📈
"but charts said" chanel awsome
It's almost like they don't really have to say anything, you can smell the stupid from a mile away
Well charts really say it all, but yeah the rest is true :)) most people i see on youtube just talk bullshit about things they have no idea what it is :))
People that made a fortune off reading charts
Jesse Livermore
Linda Raschke
Paul Tudor Jones
George Soros
So yeah your comment is invalid
Oh coffeetime, you're such a Texan. It's all about that HEB Plus tho
Nah bro, its all about Central Market tho
I went to Texas recently, was in awe at the size of an HEB Plus.
@@socksleeve HEB Plus dont mess around down south partner
@@colin0516 it was cartoonishly big, at least to me
Enjoyed the goofy mood in this vid then learned you're from Texas too keeps getting better
Love the energy in this vid dawg, TEN X
So glad I found this channel. This dude cracks me up.😁
That was so entertaining, thank you! The one aspect of money making some young people forget, respect money and money will respect you. If banks are not even paying 1% return right now and housing has a 5-8% return and shares are about the same. Why would anything else pay 7X :(
@@Fx_- lol
Loved the video Coffee!!!
The reason why I subscribed 🤣🤣👏🏽
I am dying 😂 My man, keep doing what you are doing. You have truly developed an amazing and original style.
I call dibs on taking “Mr. Tubby” as a “mob boss” name! Or a head of a cartel, or gang, or whatever you wanna call it! They call me ‘Mr. Tubby😏’.😂🤣
I love that he had to specifically mention that he has a girlfriend, because it is such a rare thing in this scene.
I like that editing board tool. It makes the story easy to follow.
i love the duck when ever the screen lowers. makes me laugh every time
After a small amount of research, if you had bought a pudgy penguin at the time of that tiktok finfluencer telling you to, you would have a 76% return. Based off of the 2.64eth price at that moment. Incredible.
You're better off gambling on S&P500 at 10x leverage after a dip.
Why yugioh is the card game of true profit margin right now. We double up all the time in yugioh, and many cards are still undervalued. The market is in a cool off right now, but yugioh specifically is beating out everyone else in terms of growth.
As of right now this is the best thing I’ve ever seen!
I appreciate the cathartic levity of this video. Took me out of a TH-cam climate/economy doomhole today.
9:41 "I am my PENGUIN is ME, and I am my PENGUIN." They're losing their minds omg.
I really needed this much laughing today. Thank u coffeezilla.
lmao I love the 10M studio & 1:10 you moving to avoid getting smacked by the board made me lol.
Awesome take downs!
Wasn't expecting Jocko at all lol
Good
"Montly chart" sure sign that he can read a chart.
😩
Da chart say three fiddy 🤑
@@Duke_of_Prunes Tree fitty on da muntly???
Coffee is getting close to a million subs!!!!!!
Im do happy❤️ Been here since around 20k subs
Right now he gets more views consistently per video than people that already have over 2 million subscribers, his channel is worth more to advertisers.
Man I really laughed my butt off! Great finfluencer you are! Hahaha
My aunt deals with stocks. She only has 1 monitor.
Maybe an extra one at her office.
Does she have an old timey ticker tape dispenser?
Depends on what you do, some active dealers prefer to see multiple things at the same time when dealing, they cant be bothered to flip between windows... at the bank I was at some dudes used 9 screens. Usually it looked something like 3 screens with actual market quotes/depth/charts, one with their bloomberg chat/e-mail, one with a fintwit board, a few with their own spreadsheets and some newsfeed of somekind and some other random things on the other screen, usually some code they are working on or sports news
Is the pudgy penguin guy trolling ?
I don't know the backstory, I can't tell
He definitely is 🤣🤣🤣
The lost generation... makes me wanna put a highly-leveraged short on GenZ.
GenZ is fixing to eat the rich anyway
Underrated
@@hunterflowerson4460 the way they're starving us, we probably will.
2:33 You can't go to HEB --wait.
Lol, as a Texan, that's such a Texan thing to say 🤣
After watching the trends with bitcoin, stocks, and gurus. I officially switched my career path to legit sales. People are throwing their money in different directions, im gettin in on it.
Letting a TikTok kid tell you how to become a millionaire is like letting the guy in the row boat down at the dock tell you how you can one day own a carnival cruise line!
Crazy to think the Pudgy Penguin guy were giving out some quality financial advice. each Pudgy Penguin today are sitting over 20 eth...
I always tell my friends to tune into my favorite TH-camr, CoffeeTime.
you remain the legend!
bro what is with the guy at 11:20 like bro you invested in an NFT you didn’t cure cancer