BRIAN POSEHN - "Metal By Numbers" (Official Music Video)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ส.ค. 2006
- BRIAN POSEHN - "Metal By Numbers" Official Music Video from the album 'Live: In Nerd Rage'
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Directed by: Darren Doane
Produced by: Jeremy Jackson
Edited by: Dan Dobi
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Lyrics:
They've killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It's kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy...
So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand
We're coming to the end of the first verse...
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.
I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That's because I'm sooo METAL, bitch, where's your fucking purse?
BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight...
BREAKDOWN!!! Don't be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!
This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I'll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
It's four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!
Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It's metal by numbers, it's not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson...they all can suck my PENIS!
BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight...
BREAKDOWN!!! Don't be scared, the chorus will make it all alright
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die
Here it comes! C'mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Dammit! I missed it!
This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
Or don't. It's your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit.
Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They'll punch you and they stink.
And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded.
Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed.
I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it's kind of gross.
Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break...Oh, not yet.
Here it comes... here it comes. GO!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die - ตลก
Having Scott Ian on guitar instantly makes this song 100 times more metal.
I can’t believe they got the guitarist from Titanica. Smart move.
Brian is so lucky to have a lovely, understanding wife.
Let's be honest, shes the lucky one.
Honey your an idiot why don't u do it lol
For real, to actually have a woman stick with you after almost 20 years is amazing, most women would have divorced him while taking half his wealth AND their kids by now...
@@biggripper9795🙌
yeah and a wife who's five hundred times more attractive than him lol
3:58 pretty wild knowing that a few years after this video, this man would become a respected dramatic actor. Bob Odenkirk is a legend.
Bob? You're forgetting about this man's role in Brütal Legend. Brian is a legend unto his own right.
i heard this song at warped tour... every band there covered it, it was great.
haha nice
Two things to take with you from this video, Brian Posehn walking his dogs in corpse paint and Bob Odenkirk is the news.
*points and laughs at you*
I love Megadeth.
"Honey, you're an idiot, why don't you try it?" That's my wife talking to me.
She sounds metal.
Here comes the screamo kids trying out their karate kicks
Stephen Sparacino this is the gay part with melody....
David Lee Roth use to do karate kicks.
Hey, that was almost cool for a while in the 90s, in new Jersey anyway
@@user-lj2cb2pj8j No, it was never cool and idiots everywhere started doing that shit. That karate kid bs made its way to WI at least 20 years ago, haha.
@@MrDrainBramaged who does? Not pogo i hope
I just love how whenever there's a weird project or just something strange and out of left field, Scott Ian is gonna be involved somehow :P
2019 and this song is still relevant.
and bob odenkirk is off to bigger and better things lol
Try 2020
Now it's Djent by numbers.
@@ConeJellos or DJENT BY Zeros 🤣🤣🤣
@@goalieg3391 Try 2022
I love Saul just randomly showing up
"YOU'RE THE NEWS" my favorite part
Rhythm guitarists Scott Ian (of Anthrax), bassist Joey Vera (of Armored Saint), drummer John Tempesta (of The Cult and White Zombie), and lead guitarist Jonathan Donais (of Shadows Fall).(Jonathan Donais does not appear in the music video) METAL!!!
HAHAHA! I love the breakdown part where he starts listing all the different people involved in the mosh. The "Peace Sells" part made me crack up.
"Are you almost ready? Dammit I missed it!"
Lol.
what a lineup! anthrax, armored saint, shadows fall, the cult/white zombie represented, kinda wish they took it a bit more serious as well as the comedy stuff with this lineup
and now we have saul goodman as a cherry on top lol
Brian Posehn. Who would have thought that the biggest dork in the world would become the funniest, most respected metal head on the planet ?
I doubt he's "the funniest, most well respected"
@@Hellwyck HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE GREAT POSEHN!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY, POSEUR!!
shame he can't sing though. if this was a Steel Panther/Powerwolf/Manowar kinda band it would've had more replay value
Cringe
Yeaaaaaah. Idk about respected or funny. Especially with his most recent album
YOU'RE THE NEWS!
You know youre metal when you have Scott Ian as your guitarist!
I love how they had a whole set change/change of costume and wig for literally one second of the "gay part"
"Honey, I was being metal."
"Thats nice honey, but can you take the dogs for a walk? They really need to get out."
"Alright."
This video rules. Especially the "cookie, cookie, cookie" part. As a metal head from way back, POSEHN RULES!
Dudes, Brian Posehn is the biggest metal fan I have ever met! His record collection is fucking AMAZING!
I hate to say it but Posehn is a genius. i nearly pissed myself laughing.
Why would you hate to say that? Nothing wrong with the dude
So nostalgic for the 00's
@primitivebeans ya! How does that even happen! I was nostalgic for the 90s. One day we'll be nostalgic for this time, so we gotta live it up!
Another reason Posehn makes me proud to be a geek.
Great video and so many little nods to different metal bands but I absolutely loved the Dragonforce parody around 4:24.
Brian Posehn is amazing. This really shows the range of his abilities as a comedian. Also, getting to do like the two things you love at once? Awesome!
Heard this on the radio this morning... And as a guy who's really into punk rock, this was very relevant to how I hear so called "metal" musicians today.
Subtitles would be good because your greatest appeal is your humor.
This is actually some top notch music... Even for a "joke" song.
This is up there with Metal God, Raining Blood, Number of the Beast as a metal anthem
I still think this is the greatest metal video ever
A comedy metal track has no business going this hard.
Somehow the fact I can only view this in 240p actually seems fitting. 💛🤘
Strangely there’s an option for 144p.. maybe for those who love impressionist art? Or are still on dialup? 🤔🥺
I like how all of Scott Ian's joke bands are so much more brutal than any other band that's been around or coming out
This came out in 2006 so why has it only just been recommended to me!?
Honest answer: he just released a comedy metal album called Grandpa Metal
Man, 17 years… I remember when this came out lol
Brian Posehn's so lucky, he got to crack a Heineken with Scott Ian over a guitar solo.
Better call saul!
"POSEHN" logo looks like Pentagram logo. Nice.
Like for space ghost
I love this song!
gotta give the guy credit, it needed to be said.
now I'm gonna be at work like COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
Crazy seeing Chasing Victory at the beginning, they're super obscure.
Never gets old
“It’s metal by numbers, any idiot can do it”
*starts playing a pop punk riff*
that's a thrash riff if I ever heard one.
That is totally Saul Goodman playing the dad!
I love the little Through the Fire and Flames spoof at 4:25.
what can i say, the man was a prophet.
Ahh the good old 240p days
There should also be a Metal lyrics by numbers. I could go the rest of my life without hearing any more lyrics about Satan, anti-religion, Norse mythology, or how metal the band is.
uh doom metal? Progressive and power too. I think you're not looking hard enough.
Or cosmic shit if you listen to prog metal. Or gory murders if it's death metal
Best stand up comedian & actor & musician Brian Posehn
Just drunk and watching friends, and then bam! BRIAN POSEHN !! comes on :D had to watch this again!
"Dude, you look gay-tarded!" Fucking love Brian Posehn
Shoutout to Saul goodman as the dad
Brian,...You rock
I must have this album!
Ironically this song isn't metal. Its hardcore.
If Kermit fronted a metal band...
I can't believe this is 15 years old now
Love it
Wait, what? Bob Odenkirk? I didn't know who he was when i watched this five years ago.
Have you found Mr. Show yet? It's Bob O. & Brian P. from the glorious late 90's?!
"Every metal singer should sound like he wants to fight." - Brian Posehn
17 YEARS AGO!? WHAT.
this is so awsome
Love this. Glad I'm not the only one who grew up loving medal and now wonders what happened. C is for cookie not metal.
which medal do you love, the victoria cross?
Hellwyck
IRON CROSS \m/
The Iron Cross is a nazi medal.
***** Then don't watch it
Hellwyck
No it's not. The Iron Cross had been around for awhile it's heritage predates the 3rd Reich by at least a Century.
Wiki-p says:"The military decoration called the Iron Cross which existed in the Kingdom of Prussia, and later in the German Empire and Third Reich, was established by King Friedrich Wilhelm III of Prussia and first awarded on the 10th of March in 1813 during the Napoleonic Wars."
It's not an award for recognition of battles/campaigns but for having sustained an injury during battles much like the USA Purple Heart
Today it's the insignia of the modern German army.
I stand corrected.
Anyone else think Posehn looks a little bit like Vincent from The Acacia Strain when he's wearing the hat?
"Honey i was being metal." classic!
MOAR BRAIAN POSHEN
is that the guy from sara silverman?
Middle age headbangers rule! We're just a little more oval.
Unironically a great metal core song
Cookie cookie cookie!!!!!Hell yea Brian🤘
DUDE IS THAT SAUL LOL??
Jordan Mann Indeed it is!
+Jordan Mann Bob Odenkirk
Haha this is badass.
this is awsome. this guy totally gets it. a lamb of god shirt and a side ways hat when the breakdown comes. screamo kids with karate kicks, one big scary mexican guy, "this IS the news!!" standing alone in an empty room being metal pretending youre a frontman. just awsome
Saw this back in the mid 2000s. Yes, I'm old.
This is fucking brilliant!
"YOU"RE the news! You are!"
This video perfectly sums up how I feel about "metal" and about nearly every stupid alternative band from 1995 'til the present.
Rock and Roll has died.
have you grown over these last 12 years?
this is the gay part!....love that line
seeing his wife and the dogs makes me love "puppy playtime" even more.
SICK
ahh I love Chasing Victory :/
me too. they're not metal and never claimed to be, but still a great band.
@@rickyiglesias5384 they're highly underrated
This is the most boomer song
I love him. He did this and now he's writing the current Deadpool series. Such a awesome man.
It is 2020 and I still listening to this song!
Band: Chasing Victory, Song: "Unrequited Love"
Opened for them at my first show
did i see scott ian
yeah , it's him
Wow........ This guy is a trip
gotta love brian posehn.. idk why but i do.
WTF... Scott Ian?
What does metal by numbers mean?
Years ago, they had pictures that you painted; these pictures had numbers on them so you knew what color to use and where, this was for children to use because it was so damned easy. Get it?
theScytheofGod Sort of lol
It is using the idiom 'by numbers':
Definition of “by numbers”
UK (US by the numbers)
done according to a plan that has been decided previously, without using your own imagination and ideas:
"This is painting by numbers - there's nothing original here."
So he is saying there is just a lot of metal, none of it is original, and it's all using the same formula, which he references multiple times in the song like 'here's the gay part', 'here's the part which sounds like the singer wants to fight', 'here comes the lead break' etc, suggesting a lot of the new metal songs have those same things in them.
O i c. I knew the song was about bullshit metal i just didn't know what the actual expression meant. Thanks!
ikt It's a basic plan of writing heavy metal "metal for idiots" basically.
in the beginning of the video Posehn face is priceless lmao
Killer!
"This is the gay part, with melody." I don't believe in mixing screams with pretty vocals
ever? or just with emo/core style singing?
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way to rip off Lunachicks cookie core from their 1990 album
CrashMan27 not many will get that song reference. That's what he does, mixes in old songs.
Best song all time
Love that jab at DF.
I forgot about this video! But it is great!
Awesomesauce
It has already been said, but Brian, you ARE the news.
2020 still here. Still metal.
Most Metal video ever🤘🤘