Centaura: Antares Slander
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- I saw the cool kids were making "slander" videos so I made my own to bash the absolute least biased country in all of fiction.
Never before did I see myself uttering of the T*u's and the Fr*nch in a video... My solemn apologies.
My antarean grandpa after i ask him what he did in riaa:
Forman wars really did "Liquidize" the antarean conquests
A HOI4 player commanding a well trained and well equipped military with manpower between Tucana’s and Orion’s manpower can steamroll Antares under the command of General Archer.
Fr, btw, is there a centaura/dead ahead mod for HOI4? Got curious to test your theory.
@@pedrobrandao2768 there no mod for centaura
There is a mod @@pedrobrandao2768
@@LouisbertrandIvander-iw9mb some people on Centaura/Dead ahead discord in lore talk are sometimes showing their proggress in making the mod
@@selok91 maybe but after the game is done the people will make it
Fun fact: It has been said on the wiki that Maya has been retconed, aka removed, there’s plans to revamp her on the Discord
@@vinceernestllamelo4896 I heard that as well. The lack of developer attention in the royal family was sad
@@MrMereScratchalso the lack of developer attention to dead ahead
Like seriously, dead ahead exited WAAY before centaura and was set in the same universe as centaura, but the moment centara released dead ahead died out and now the game can barely get above 50 players
pls pls pls I , i mean we need OUR empress back pls pls
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@@somerandomdude3105 I saw Thomas Wallace and Ferdinand Powell in tears after this. 😔✊
The trimmies approve of this
For average Antares hater: this is accurate Orion is this better Cuz freedom!!!
@@StevenChau-jx8tz Orion is freedom
Go and fight for liberty Antares will dearly pay
> Naval game
> look inside
> weeb
> cool war game
> look inside
> cool war game
> new update
> look inside
> weebs from dead ahead
@@xtxownage truth
Antares sending hundred tank to a single town only to get all of them destroyed by 4 aquila anti tank dude
@@iwaniscool7780 Nothing beats anti-tank gunners that can spawn in their own ammo.
i can write entire books of reasons on how the antares conquest of centaura is unrealistic by using the second sino japanese war as an example.
Their strategic goals are already confusing to begin with.
Antares casually doing war crimes in Riaa after they killed their waifu
Antarean soldier aren't that strong, the Antares Imperium just happened to have an absurdly big amount of it and in every battle they just spammed the heck out of them and send as many armoured divisions as they ca
They spammed their manpower just like how I spammed mine in Rise of Nations
Soviet Union moment
@@cuberrtnah. That's too ilogic behaviour for the Soviet Union
ca
@@nienle7294 inc
0:25 Weakest aquilan soldier:
Antares*
@@Yuji_itadori456 no, I meant aquilan
@@TGACmapper11 It's actually Antares
@@TGACmapper11Why aquilian they lasted shorter Then Cetus
@@Yuji_itadori456 first of all, Cetus was fighting Corvus for over half the war, and lasted only 1 or 2 years against Antares
Second of all, I meant aquilan because of according to the wiki, aquilan soldiers went through tough training cycles and were nicknamed the iron army
How Ursa feels after tagging along during the end of the Centauran Wars and Forman War: 😎 (they completely sell during the Forman war)
getting to grade 200 (and marrying maya tau) is literally my dream in life
@@_bread7311 Hurry before she gets fully retconned. (I have a way back machine if I need it “trust”)
Simp
@@Tomson959 how does getting to grade 200 make me a simp???
@_bread7311 no I meant your a Maya Tau simp
@@Tomson959 Maya Tau has been officially removed from the lore.
stopping kids from saying first
@@AverageCentauraEnjoyer You are an absolute legend.
wait, I've seen you somewhere I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE
as a cow from norma, i cant confirm anything, i wasnt fucking alive back then
@@dpterminusreal Sad
This post was fact checked by certified Aquilan patriots
@@Stravinghelp As the king himself I can confirm.
1:15 at this point the one who said that joined the Diddy party
Average Antares Moment:
I don't think bro likes Antares 💀
@@cuberrt Hate it almost as much as anime >:(
the only good thing from antares is their hot women.
the way they conquered centaura is unrealistic and they committed a ton of war crimes
I could literally compare how antares victory against riaa is unrealistic by using China vs Japan in ww2 but then my essay would be longer than the bible or any ww2 history book
@@ace74909 I do agree that in fact the fan art has created optimal things for soldiers to look forward to after the war.
Dont ever ask an Antarean about Kompound F or Kompound J
Ive never really looked into the lore but have still played dead ahead (not alot of centaura) so can you please explain these "Kompounds" for me?
@@alexletiny5155 Testing gas. One was retconned but the others exist. The removed one turned you into a SCP-096 fan knock-off (basically angry stick man) while the other is just like WWI gas but on steroids.
@@MrMereScratch ima need to look this up, it confusing
@@alexletiny5155 Yeah, a bit
Antares plot armor giggles until the forman war
idk if the devs intended this but for me the whole centauran wars and all that death was ultimately useless after Orion defeated Antares and resotred all the countries and i guess you could say freedom to the world. In my head that reflects to our own world on how so many wars changed almost nothing other than too many people died. Really plays into the whold anti-war thing
GLORY TO ANTARES
Well Antares actually won because they attacked their enemies one at a time which gave them an advantage, and when they were attacking Riaa they had the help of Ursa, plus, Antares is a very militarized nation and is very powerful nontheless
Imagine preparing for a war for 4 years and can’t even win a single piece of land from the compact. As the empire fan my self this is why I like centaura more 💀
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Me trying to figure out how the fuck Antares came on top with such expensive and cost-ineffective tactics:
@@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 I heard they ask the stars for advice…
They shouldnt be able to
Lets look at china vs japan during ww2 real quick, china itself was a very underdeveloped agricultural based nation at the time and its military was so bad during ww2 that it was still using mostly melee weapons during the second sino japanese war, by the way japan was a fully militarized country that had a proper military industry and armored vehicles. The japanese military then thought that they could easily steamroll china in just three months, unsurprisingly (surprisingly if you never studied the chinese front during ww2), for four entire years 1937-1941 china fought japan alone and locked down japanese troops in a stalemate, that's why japan attacked pearl harbor and invaded other european colonies in asia, its because the war in china was eating up resources like crazy. Also china had like 500 million people at the time, 5-6x more than japans population
Now lets look at riaa vs antares. Riaa is a very industrialized country with tech that is on par with the rest of the world at the time and probably has the same amount of people as china during the time period and it couldn't hold off antares, which probably had the same population as japan during the time period as well, 72 million people. Riaa also had tanks and armored vehicles like everybody else. How do you think riaa could lose when they have a massive manpower pool, a massive war industry and tech almost equal to everybody else at the time when simultaneously, china a very backwards country at the time held off a country that was fully militarized with mechanized armor
@@ace74909Riaa wasn’t that industrialized. Post nationalist revolution they were still modernizing so technically by that point Antares has a better industry and technology.
1:15 is this real? Because if it is then that’s really funny!
@@deltastudios3618 100% Happened once Dead Ahead lost its player base
@@MrMereScratch lmao
Somebody said in my chat "it doesn’t matter if she’s 6."💀💀☠️💀
@@Guy96477 💀
antares, cetus and aquila are the goats i dont even read lore
antares fans when they find out maya got fucking strafed by a fighter in her own battleship: (rabies virus)
As an antarean i can confirm all exept the tau one most of us hate the modern tau
Ursa best nation legendary fighters uncomparable to antarian bandits (every dead ahead match is absurdly and humilliatingly lost)
I think its best if Antares didnt try to invade the Hydra Continent instead, soo they wont be cut in to 4 pieces
@@TheOneAndOnlyWeeber69 Mhm
Update:When Aran Tau became an Emperor in 1927. He went berserk and became more aggressive than his predecessor (Kalvin Tau) and wanted to take over the whole forma continents unlike his father who just gonna take over the centaura continent
0:00 I have an action figure of this guy.
@@randomtexanguy9563 Emile my beloved (Reach was GOATed)
Antares fans : Normies and some edgelords, also in the case of DA vets you know that one cha-
Corvus fans: SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS SOUTH CORVUS
Ursa fans: SLAVA URSA, forgets about the paper ships
Cetan fans: Rarer type of normies
Vega fans: Im not sure if they exist or not
Grusa fans: At the time being who?
Columba fans: AFGHANISTAN
Riaa fans: Normies
Tucana fans: Know the true strength of Tucana, especially after the Forma army rankings tierlist
Centauri fans: Based
Lacerta fans:
Libra fans: Prob exist because Libra clapped the whole word, but got clapped back by outer occupied territories
Orion fans: Normies
Hydrus fans: Idk what to say
Auriga fans: Prob came after ROOK story
Musca fans:
Sorry if this doesnt have enough information
@@monkemonkay As a person who’s avatar is a Cetan, I am proud to support the country and its laid back community.
Where aquila
@@BIG_RAGA_HELP Aquila is too good to slander
@@MrMereScratch I used to be a Corvus fan until I realized they had such an incompetent group of trash called their generals and the god damn Khorin dynasty that they became an Antarean dog
@@MrMereScratch I'm not a Cetan fan now btw
2:04 Your country evolved to Emperium and occuiped a continenth
2:07 You lost so many soldier (literlly half of army) and your general but still make terror.
2:13 RANDOM 2 BATTALION MARINE DESTROY YOUR EMPERIUM.
YOUR EMPERIUM COLLAPS TO 4 COUNTRY AND YOUR LAST GENERATIN SURRENDER TO OTHER COUNTRY. ((MEGA UNSTONKS
Ant 🐜 slander
aqulia and cetus ontop
@@Jim00Jam. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Antarean plot armor should be Master Chief instead of Emile.
@@bruhgod123 Master Chief is in there, don’t worry
Hey...there's a reason Anteres got smoked by Orion
RIAA WILL DESTROY ANTARES 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@@Shiz_mc-grilz291 🗣️🗣️🗣️
My Grandfather fought as a Cetan infantryman in both Southern Corvus Conflicts. He was a very brave man, bla bla bla bla, and he even was so brave he received the highest medal of the nation: the Order of the Big Ass Whale Fin Creature off the Coast of Nauta. Anyways so he bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla,bla bla bla bla, and that's why I feel so proud of him.
@@colegilbert673 Inspiring
Nah, wait. I don't like where's Centaura going in lore. Making extra extra extra powerful Antares and smol weak other Centaurian countries. That's not a German Empire or Reich. It's kinda strange, as I think. Maybe I just need to see a mod for HOI4 with Centaura and we'ill understand why do we rush throw mines and anti-tank batteries to capture one little city or why do Cetus defended one village for idk what
@@alexwake1629 I saw something (from a dev) on the wiki community where Antares is going to take over the world a few days after I posted it. People are freaking out.
@@MrMereScratch oh hell nah. I thought that at least Orion has a good navy and marine forces to just don't let Antares to take over the world. I'd liked the mapping video about the war between Centaurean Antares vs Orion and it's allies. That's just looks realistic.
@@alexwake1629 Yeah. In the old lore Orion had a great fleet and competent leadership. Guess not anymore :/
@@MrMereScratchDidn’t they canonically lose to Orion though in dead ahead?
@@Z5-XB Yeah, I think that might change though
Are we gonna have political arguments in this game
@@ThiCath I’ve seen a few
@@MrMereScratch did antares have a right to occupy half of Centaura?
Replacing C's with K as the only difference in dialect is simultaneously funny and boring.
Utterly kooked attempt at worldbuilding where one country gets all the small details.
@@grugmangaming5152 Yeah, Antares gets all of the kool trinkets while the other kountries are kopy and pastes of a nationalist England.
ursan fans getting claped and still suporting the z nation (including myself)
@@joaquinlavarias7587 This generation has ruined the letter ‘Z’ for me…I don’t even know how…
@@MrMereScratch true, at this point ursa its just z and papers ships, but its still my beloved nation.
Its a fixtional nation after all, and it should not be interpreted as exatly the same as his real counterpart.
But i guess its just political debate geting betwen a funny lego game, so not soo serius i guess.