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  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    It's always a pleasure to golf with my close friends Crisp, Rock and Alec.

  • @hugejerkman1274
    @hugejerkman1274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Christ, I nearly choked on my dinner with that German peanous ritual bit.

    • @moldiworp9143
      @moldiworp9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ritual says put them inside, you dont have to do it while eating my guy. Some people.

    • @MeAuntieNora
      @MeAuntieNora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The word "ritual" really sends it over the top. I have tears in my eyes.

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 43 seconds.
    The average time currently is: 51 seconds.
    I will do this on every video as long as my smooth brain doesn't forget.

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On the star wars thing I'm not sure if there's anyone I can really go with because a good 90% of the characters are either 10+ years older than I am, or are minors. Honestly, I can't name a single female star wars character who's between 18 and 26, as far as the main films and shows go.

    • @voodoominerman
      @voodoominerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingkuma4112 Rey is 20 by the time of Rise of Skywalker

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@voodoominerman honestly thought she was a good bit older than that, probably due to the actress and such. But hey, Rey and Episode 5 Leia are both within a year of me, so I'll go with that. I'd personally prefer ashoka over Leia, but when you get alien species involved the whole legal age issue gets muddled to hell and back.

    • @teewithey5879
      @teewithey5879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingkuma4112 Padme & Rey. That’ll be perfect please.

  • @steson
    @steson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Can we talk about Smith and how even in fantasy he wants two guys

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So he is already living the dream.

    • @steson
      @steson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nakenmil talking about star wars characters.

  • @PolygonAlley
    @PolygonAlley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can't believe you can play a game of golf with the actual cast of friends.

  • @therealab4
    @therealab4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the thumbail had me clicking instantly

    • @MrS4TURN9
      @MrS4TURN9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm still clicking. I cant...stop...clicking!

  • @Osfrie
    @Osfrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    you missed a key thing about the cash me outside girl or w/e that eejit said at the time. she opened an only fans as soon as she turned 18, and made a million dollars on that day, since then she's made $50m. like, you work what you got, sure. but the fact that she got a million the day she turned 18... THAT's the creepy aspect.

    • @bittenhare4493
      @bittenhare4493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And that she was 13 on Dr Phil

    • @threemoo
      @threemoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is precisely what the very concept of OF coupled with the obsessive fan culture that we have in the modern day encourages,
      it directly encourages that exact behaviour, which is so destructive to men and women.
      Women will be encouraged towards that at so much detriment (other than money), and men will be heavily detrimented because they can't financially keep up.
      It's the worst possible scenario for humans.

  • @TylerDane
    @TylerDane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's not that OW2 is the same game with different characters, it's that it's the same game with the same characters.

    • @Khrayfish
      @Khrayfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro, it's got a different UI.

    • @TylerDane
      @TylerDane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Khrayfish the scoreboard is so ugly

  • @dweb619
    @dweb619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Trott really went try hard there towards the end 🤓

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like to call it "Meritocracy+"
    Hard work is definitely rewarded, but so is the worst shit ever

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How many rounds til Smaffy throws it" would be a better bet.

  • @wren1084
    @wren1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can see Trott is reverting back to his old hair style, clearly he's de-aging and probably back on the nappies

    • @wren1084
      @wren1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait he never went off the nappies

  • @Debacle7
    @Debacle7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Baby Yoda and Jabba the Hutt

    • @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh
      @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mickey Mouse would prefer you call Grogu by it's proper name.

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The ending discussion was so good, hahaha, I love that Smith always ups the stakes every time
    Also, woah, not only did Ross win but Trott lost??? Are we in an alternate universe or something, what is happening!? lol

  • @SnazBrigade
    @SnazBrigade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i would 100% start an only fans for even like 50k a year. Like, thats easy money, if people wanna pay me to see my hairy butt cheeks or whatever cool

  • @ryangross5446
    @ryangross5446 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how when Smith is informed that Ross won, his natural response is well done, until he realizes he was trying to win, and then rages out haha

  • @Peron1-MC
    @Peron1-MC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:55 ross come on you cant just take the money and leave us hanging(litterally) XD

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cheers bois. Always a pleasure watching and listening to your bants while having dinner

  • @frog42
    @frog42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They need to make a best compilation

  • @thedinorhino1034
    @thedinorhino1034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd subscribe

  • @xl4erox594
    @xl4erox594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm with Ross 50 million I'll do it spread my cheaks and all 50 million is more than alex is thinking as well

  • @Lunch_Meat
    @Lunch_Meat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Star wars threesome? Either uncle Owen and aunt Beru (the young ones from the prequels, not the fried corpses) OR Porkins and Wedge. Give some joy to characters that exist just to die

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No joke: after typing this and going back to the TH-cam page with other video recommendations, the features ad is "date golfing singles."
      Well played TH-cam 👏🧐

  • @DragonFiesta
    @DragonFiesta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm the guy who asked about them starting an onlyfans. Just think of all the vac-trott vids we could get

    • @datguy6101
      @datguy6101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The hero we needed

  • @Scadandy
    @Scadandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely old Ben Kenobi and C3PO

  • @SgtEggleston
    @SgtEggleston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    well obviously it would have to be salacious b. crumb and max rebo

  • @VanillaNukaCola
    @VanillaNukaCola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Star Wars threesome would have to be crispy half dead Anakin inside the Sarlaac, which technically counts as three

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can get my pooter super rebuilt with extra bells and whistles Robocop style for a fraction of that 50 mil. Cash me outside pretty please.

  • @sz2095
    @sz2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That thumbnail tho 😳

  • @replicasex
    @replicasex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Han Solo and Luke Skywalker feels like an easy choice.

  • @RaccoonBacon97
    @RaccoonBacon97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trott said that germans are kinky. thats probably true. but i bet its only because of a holdover from the 1930's and 40's where the men took what they wanted from subjugated peoples and got used to it to the point that when the war was over it was the only thing that got them off, but then they had to tone it down due to not wanting to gank anyone back home and such.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The deal between Blizzard & Microsoft has not gone through yet & probably won't this year though.
    It is also not 100% guaranteed.

  • @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh
    @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'd obviously spitroast Padmé with Anakin! Although... banging one of those giraffe-necked freaks from Kamino sounds kinda nice, too. And let's not forget Asoka and Barris. Tougher choice than I thought! 🤔

  • @bittenhare4493
    @bittenhare4493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably Leia and Jabba the Hutt

  • @razzledazzled4009
    @razzledazzled4009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Threesome? Obi-Wan and maybe anakin? I don't really care about who the 3rd person is as long as Obi-Wan is involved

    • @ceri678
      @ceri678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yes. I'm assuming you're talking Ewan McGregor Obi-Wan obviously.

  • @moondusk8385
    @moondusk8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sat night, chill out with....erm nope its the crazy golf with friends and how to lose friends

  • @victorbogen1558
    @victorbogen1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ross i know who u r talking about her name is Danielle Bregoli but she a rapper and goes by the name Bhad Bhabie she already rich cuse of her rapping career and ross she only 19 too

  • @shaydore1561
    @shaydore1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never change boiks

  • @TomBombadil851
    @TomBombadil851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    good job ross

  • @Kuffen90
    @Kuffen90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jango fett and boba fett and keeping thier helmets on? they are using the same one ;)

  • @munchymcmouthington298
    @munchymcmouthington298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Star Wars Threesome? Chewy and Yoda. Obvious.

  • @AshLilburne
    @AshLilburne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Youve got me bois

  • @Craider79
    @Craider79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seriously 50mil £/$ for a short while of doing "uncomfortable crap"... Fairly sure most people would do that IF they ever got offered it. Sure you did porn and some people will judge you for that - however you can do whatever you want for the rest of your life basically. I mean - you could probably get your Star Wars 3-some if you had that much - and still have enough left buy your own damn island! LOL

  • @namenotimportant7988
    @namenotimportant7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ham Flims

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WOOO!

  • @user-vj3rg2jo9b
    @user-vj3rg2jo9b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #PureGolf

  • @simmerke1111
    @simmerke1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's incredibly sad how we put the dumbest people on pedestals these days. There are such a large amount of people getting so much attention while all they do is detireorate youth...

  • @Glomerularfiltrationrate
    @Glomerularfiltrationrate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    noice

  • @HappyPancakesOfJoy
    @HappyPancakesOfJoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Okay I admit it🏳‍🌈 the thumbnail got me🤤

  • @threemoo
    @threemoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Again with the "I never agree with Smith" as usual.
    It IS a meritocracy, just at a different scale with a different goal.
    You consider $50 million alone as success, at the expense of dignity and usually trauma, as well as the extreme danger of people being obsessed with you.
    Meanwhile the people who actually put unreasonable, extreme amounts of work in aren't making millions, they're making billions, without the same issues.
    It's not really success if you get only money and the stuff that comes with that, humans are designed to reproduce, and it's very undesirable to a good male to have a career on OF.

  • @jordenpenitch1532
    @jordenpenitch1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’d subscribe